00:00The Super Bowl!
00:02Woo!
00:03Yeah!
00:04Go, team, go, go, go!
00:12Oh, football.
00:14The great American, that's baseball.
00:16What?
00:18Oh, football.
00:19The big game.
00:20Except, it's not football like the rest of the world thinks of football.
00:25Yeah, we're the only ones who call this football.
00:28You don't actually use your feet.
00:29I mean you do, but like once.
00:31Like one person is like, and they call him the kicker.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Punter?
00:36Same thing.
00:37What?
00:38Yeah.
00:39And then so like we gather for like the biggest game of them all every year.
00:43We like watch advertisements on purpose.
00:45We're getting sold things and like we enjoy it.
00:48And then we all get drunk.
00:49So, in preparation for the big game, we're gonna show you five people that you will meet at your next Super Bowl party.
00:56There's a person who always shows up to watch the actual game.
01:00They know who's playing.
01:01They're watching the score.
01:02They're always shushing people.
01:04They want to fast forward through the commercials.
01:06They make bets on the game.
01:08They're kind of annoying.
01:10Way too serious.
01:11They were actually not that big.
01:13You know what I'm saying?
01:14Until they got the new quarterback.
01:15Then the quarterback came in and he like changed the whole game.
01:18Then you have the hater.
01:19This person's team did not make it into the Super Bowl and they're showing up to watch the Super Bowl just to remind everybody else why their team should have been in the Super Bowl.
01:29You mad bruh is what everybody says to this person.
01:32Y'all seem a bunch of braggadocious, pretty boys, you know what I'm saying?
01:36But we play real ball, alright?
01:38All day, every day.
01:39American game.
01:41There's the eater.
01:42They show up to your party to eat all of your food.
01:44And don't bring any.
01:46They brought Tupperware though.
01:47We gotta make those to-go plates.
01:49Maybe the first ones at the grill.
01:51First in line for the drinks.
01:52First in line for seconds.
01:54First in line for thirds.
01:55Thirds.
01:56Just dipping.
01:57Dip.
01:58Dip.
01:59Dip.
02:00Dip.
02:01Where'd all the cakes go?
02:02The eater.
02:03Where'd all the hot dogs go?
02:05The eater.
02:06We ain't got no more chicken.
02:07The eater.
02:08Y'all got chicken wings?
02:10Y'all don't never have chicken wings.
02:13Then you have the person who shows up.
02:1516 cases of beer.
02:17None for you.
02:18Always whizzing around.
02:23Talking to people.
02:25About stuff that ain't got nothing to do with the game.
02:27Sit down somewhere.
02:30It's always weird being around the drunk.
02:35Hey.
02:37Since you up already, give me one.
02:40A cold one.
02:42Then you have the person who shows up to the Super Bowl party.
02:46Just to watch the halftime show.
02:49They're probably in the back room or the bathroom on their phone, on Instagram or something.
02:54But let the halftime show begin front and center.
02:58Blocking your view.
03:00Live tweeting.
03:01Maybe they on Facebook live.
03:03It's the only thing they care about.
03:05I have been waiting for this moment my whole life.
03:08Hold on.
03:09Let me live stream.
03:10Let me live stream.
03:11Hey Facebook.
03:12Watch.
03:13Yes.
03:14Leotards come through.
03:15So.
03:16Which one are you?
03:17Did we get them all?
03:18Let us know in the comments below.
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03:21Share it with your favorite football fan.
03:24And subscribe for more from us.
03:26See you in the next one.
03:27Bye.
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