00:00Animal. Lion. Noun. Jamaica. Second noun. Bergdorf-Goodman. Vehicle. Mercedes.
00:18Noun. Plural. Dancers. Noun. Plural. Boys. Animal. Gorilla. Body part. Boobs. Adjective. Foxy. Another noun. Palm trees. Song. Dangerous woman.
00:45And that's my list. The Gangsta Afternoon. So what had happened was V-Money the Gangsta Lion was walking up the street with her Jamaican around her shoulder and her Bergdorf-Goodman in her hand. Always prepared for anything. She stays ready. Okay.
01:08Bye. Just as she approaches her pimped-out Mercedes, she's shocked to find all of her gangsta dancers have been replaced with miniature boys.
01:19Angrily, she kicks open the door, screaming and swinging her Jamaica in a rage. Then suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she spots Spanky, a vicious gorilla.
01:30Kind of gangster. Just strutting around, wearing all her stuff. Oh no! V-Money ain't having none of that. She sprints over, slaps him across the boobs with her Bergdorf-Goodman and yells,
01:43Because if you want to be a real gangster, get your own stuff instead of taking mine, you foxy palm trees.
01:51Then politely, V-Money steps over him, strolling away, humming her favorite song, Dangerous Woman.
02:02Something about you, makes me feel like a dangerous woman.
02:11Mmm.
02:12Something about you, makes me feel like a dangerous woman.
02:20Slap you with some fast-ass palm trees.
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