00:00In my 20s, my girls' trips were fun, and I was really broke.
00:03So they were always a little bit more adventurous.
00:07Me and my friend, we went to Jamaica.
00:10We had $100.
00:13That's all we had.
00:15She took $40 of our $100 and bought some weed.
00:21And I was like, now we have $60.
00:23Then she'd meet some guys, and she's like, they're taking us out to dinner.
00:25And she ordered some real expensive stuff.
00:28And then they split the bill.
00:34We have $20.
00:36So we met this girl, and she's like, oh, no, I have an all-inclusive.
00:40And I was like, you do?
00:41Okay, so then we'll have a drink.
00:42So then the next day we went to the beach, we started saying we were her, like, using her name.
00:47Because, like, she wasn't going to be charged, right, because she's all-inclusive.
00:51And then they go, well, where's your card?
00:52And then we would be like, did you leave the card in the room again?
00:56And then we wanted to go to the grill.
00:57And the bus was $10.
01:00And we sat on the bus.
01:01And they were like, ladies, where are your tickets?
01:03And my friend said we gave them to the guy.
01:07And she said, what did the guy look like?
01:09And she said, Jamaican.
01:11So we gave the man $10.
01:13So we had $10 left.
01:14Right before we're leaving, she goes, I've got all this weed on me.
01:18We've got to smoke it now.
01:20I don't smoke weed.
01:24That day I did.
01:25Get to the airport.
01:26The last $10 she wanted to buy some Jamaican rum.
01:31And I remember waking up in New York.
01:35The man next to me, I was just on his lap.
01:37My face is just, I think the weed had put me to sleep.
01:43Anyway, I wouldn't do that today.
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