00:00I do remember being like, ooh, I want to go to the BET Awards.
00:02I wasn't invited.
00:03I wasn't invited yet, but I did want to go.
00:06And now look.
00:08You know, BET is known for having moments at their awards show.
00:11They are.
00:12Back in 2006, Brother Jesse Williams got on the stage and talked all about the importance of black lives.
00:17Yeah, he did.
00:18What are you going to do to one-up that?
00:20I think I'm going to get on the stage and I'm going to talk about the importance of black vaginas that create black lives.
00:28I mean, I mean, it all starts there, right?
00:31So I don't think you can top, top the beginning.
00:36BBT.
00:39The BBT Awards.
00:41Let's talk about that time when Beyonce was on stage with Terrence Howard and the girls of Destiny's Child, Magic Johnson, and I believe Nelly, cater to your performance.
00:55Well, it's very easy to upstage Destiny's Child and Beyonce.
00:58I'm not worried about that.
00:59You know what I mean?
01:00Like, I mean, I'm surprised they ever hit anything memorable.
01:04You know what I mean?
01:05Like, that was a pretty great moment.
01:07I remember it.
01:08They had on, like, all these flesh-toned outfits.
01:11That's what I need.
01:11I need a new dress.
01:13We're on it.
01:13To show my black vagina.
01:14God rest his soul, Prince, was caught in the audience giving a side eye as Trey Songz was tributing him.
01:21Mm.
01:21Mm.
01:22How are you going to top Prince's side eye?
01:24Mm.
01:24You can't top Prince.
01:26That one, you just got to leave Prince with the crown.
01:29I can't, you know, I mean, certainly still wish he was here to give a side eye.
01:35I mean, if I topped it, I would try to give him some of my black vagina, but.
01:39Monique, the host, was Beyonce.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:42Crazy in love performance.
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Girl.
01:45Yeah.
01:45How are you going to top that?
01:47Listen, you know, Monique can dance.
01:49And then when it was her and all the other girls, I mean, those are one of the most, she's one of the most memorable hosts.
01:56You know, I loved Monique.
01:57I might have to get Monique back.
01:59It might be Monique and MC Regina.
02:03I see a moment.
02:04Doing a dance.
02:05But she can, I don't know, because Monique has moves.
02:08That's why she's Monique, you know.
02:10You know you're good when you only need like one name.
02:12Like Regina.
02:14Don't steal it.
02:15I haven't copywritten it yet, but if I hear anybody out there called MC, Lady, whatever, Regina.
02:22You know.
02:23Well, yeah.
02:23You're going to have to come for them.
02:24Yeah.
02:25You're going to have to take them down.
02:27No pun intended.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:30Actually, yes.
02:31Pun intended.
02:32Pun intended.
02:33What does a Regina and Beyonce meet up at the BET Awards look like?
02:38Oh, wow.
02:38Wow.
02:39Well, she should be scared.
02:41You know what I mean?
02:41Because when I start dancing, you know what I mean?
02:45And Regina's alter ego comes out.
02:48She's got Sasha, right?
02:50I mean, you know, I'm a huge Beyonce fan.
02:52She's not going to be there, is she?
02:53The pressure.
02:54And then Blue Ivy.
02:55Oh.
02:56And, you know, she'll look at you like, that wasn't working.
02:59You won't clap.
03:00And she'll stop them from clapping.
03:01So then now the whole audience is, I mean, you know, it's silent mode.
03:04I got my work cut out for me.
03:06But I think we got to just pray.
03:09You know what I mean?
03:09And this is when we all come together.
03:12I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be good.
03:14I have some ideas, you know, because my mama watches the BET Awards, you know, my cousins.
03:19There's so many demographics.
03:20And it is music.
03:21And music people, you know, they got to get entertained.
03:25I might have to call Monique.
03:26I might have to call Monique.
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