00:00I want to just preface this by saying I feel like you guys are completely setting us up.
00:06Do I look fat in this dress type of question?
00:08This is gonna get me in trouble.
00:09My wife...
00:10Not gonna see this though, right?
00:11This is gonna be real.
00:15I would love it if a woman's hair always looked like Holly Berry.
00:19Ah!
00:20Strictly business.
00:21You stole mine!
00:22Always look like Gabrielle Eunice.
00:24Tracee Ellis Ross.
00:25Jill Scott.
00:26Beyoncé, because it's always like blowing in the wind.
00:28Beyoncés.
00:29Beyoncé is like the epitome of a woman's swag being on 100,000.
00:34It's like Wonder Woman, Michelle Obama, and Beyoncé.
00:39Janet Jackson.
00:40Janie Jackson.
00:41Her hair was...
00:42Her hair was bouncy, fresh, shiny, like full.
00:45If every day she could wake up like that, I'd do anything and everything for her.
00:50I think that's it.
00:52Anything.
00:53Prince has a great full head of hair, and it's always done.
00:57I always say women should be upset with him.
01:00Okay.
01:02I don't particularly care for fake hair.
01:05I don't...
01:06You know, I don't prefer it.
01:07But if it's there...
01:08They're gonna get you for that one.
01:09I mean, I'm just saying like...
01:11I don't prefer it, but if it's there and it's well kept, then I can't really complain.
01:14Here's the thing about wigs and weaves.
01:17You should be able to fool me.
01:19I should not know that you have it on.
01:21I need to be a little bit deceived.
01:22Probably if I could tell a little bit, that would be nice.
01:24If I know off top that it's fake, like I know what I'm jumping into.
01:27It's like if you're jumping into a ball pit and like there's just balls in there, you'd be cool, you know?
01:32But if you jump in and then you feel like spikes underneath, you're gonna be a little, you know...
01:37Agitated.
01:38You'll be a little agitated.
01:39She just had a great head of hair and later on I rubbed my hands through it.
01:43And my fingers discovered the weave in the girl's hair.
01:47And that's when the truth revealed itself.
01:50We feel like the maze underneath.
01:51And, you know, I had a little roadblock.
01:53Then we got surprised like, alright, am I in bed with Allen Iverson?
01:56What is these cornrows?
01:58And it was a bit traumatizing for me.
02:00It blew my mind.
02:01Is this why women do this all the time?
02:03She must have had one of those thousand dollar Remy goddesses.
02:05So it is in the back of my mind that yes, she's pretty, but how does she look without it?
02:10I'd rather you just be you.
02:11Show me you.
02:12Let me love you.
02:14There's a lot of restraints that comes with having a woman with fake hair.
02:19I can't get my hair wet.
02:20We're not gonna go swim.
02:21I don't wanna go in the water.
02:23I don't wanna be sitting up here like doing a doggy paddle.
02:25We'll be very mindful of the roller coasters that we go on because it's too fast.
02:30Pull this whole thing off.
02:32Going to sleep.
02:33She has to wrap up her hair.
02:34That takes a whole 50 minute process.
02:36Like I understand it, but I'm just like, aw man.
02:38I don't want all that.
02:39I want you to just wake up naturally and just say, listen, here it is.
02:42And then when we have sex, we won't pull your hair.
02:44That's what it boils down to.
02:45Well, you still could pull the hair.
02:47It's just...
02:48Can you?
02:49Listen man, they do some amazing things with hair technology now.
02:51I'm not anti-weave, but ladies, if weaves are taking out all of this on the side and
02:57all of this on the side, you might need to let it go.
02:59You know what happens when you don't curl it, when you lay on it.
03:01You can see the line.
03:02You put jam on it and just slick the back.
03:04They have like lumps at the top.
03:06If the front of your hair is dry and the back is luxurious, the naturals are starting to
03:11get jealous of the weave.
03:12So it's like they're breaking out and it's like, nah babe, I need to see the light of day
03:17too.
03:18Like no, we can't have that.
03:19I hate when my woman's hair is undone.
03:23Not done.
03:24Unkempt.
03:25Washed.
03:26Unkempt.
03:27Sometimes people just, you know, they take the term natural as meaning not do your hair.
03:31Natural, wig, weave, whatever you want to do, keep it up, keep it looking nice.
03:35You gotta blend it.
03:36I hate when my woman's hair...
03:37Dirty.
03:38Dirty.
03:39Smells.
03:40Smells.
03:41Stinks.
03:42That's literally my only pet peeve.
03:43It smells like what?
03:44Just like the type of odor, maybe they came from the gym.
03:47You can't smell it from like normal life, but like you have to get like in the scalp.
03:51First thing when they hug you, the first thing I smell is their hair.
03:54Nose in the head.
03:55And it just reeks.
03:56And the hair is all in your neck and your nose.
03:57And you're just like...
03:58It's very unattractive.
03:59It's like the biggest turn up.
04:00Nobody has time for that.
04:01Nobody.
04:02Just keep it tight at all times.
04:05I love when my woman's hair is flowing.
04:09Whether it's natural or bone straight or Brazilian or Malaysian.
04:16As long as it's flowing and natural looking or natural, I'm good.
04:23Natural hair to me, I think, is when they're at their best, to be honest.
04:27It makes her more attractive in my eyes.
04:29It shows me that she's okay in her own skin.
04:31She's at her top tier confidence level.
04:34And you can't get no good.
04:36The weave can't do that no matter whatever kind of extension you can buy.
04:40It can't do that.
04:41Natural hair does that to the teeth.
04:42That was a good one.
04:43That was a good one.
04:44I like that.
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