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90 Day Pillow Talk Season 32 Episode 19
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00:00Before we start, I have something special for us.
00:03Wearable blankets!
00:05What now?
00:06Yeah, yeah.
00:07OK, here we go, here we go.
00:08This arm in here.
00:10And then you have a nice little pocket in here.
00:12What am I going to do with the pocket?
00:13You can put treats in it.
00:15Oh, OK, OK.
00:16Yeah.
00:16All right.
00:17You got some candy or something?
00:19I mean, I have sugar-free candy.
00:20Oh, really?
00:21OK.
00:25They are the one who's being great right now.
00:27They are an important part of our thing.
00:28But I can't live there.
00:29I can't!
00:31I can't!
00:33I can't do it.
00:34Is she like having a breakdown?
00:36I can't!
00:37I can't!
00:38I thought an alien was going to come out.
00:39I can't!
00:43There's nothing here.
00:45There's not even a pharmacy.
00:47Today was really bad because I went into town,
00:50and they didn't know the parents.
00:51Only they had chocolate and salam.
00:54Just go home.
00:55Put some Barney on, whatever the kids are watching now.
00:58Barney old now.
00:59Is Barney old now?
01:00He's probably somewhere dead.
01:02I have, like, a hidden file on my phone.
01:04Bunch of nudes, a bunch of videos of me hooking up with other girls,
01:07you know, and this was all before we committed to each other.
01:10I wouldn't even have one in the first place.
01:12What?
01:13You had a hidden file?
01:14Did I?
01:15Oh, wait.
01:16I need to check your crap.
01:17Please do not make homemade porn and then save it on a secret folder in your phone.
01:21No.
01:22I keep that on a hard drive.
01:23I'm just happy to see you forever.
01:25I haven't seen you since Mexico.
01:26I know.
01:27Too long, honestly.
01:28In honor of Mexico, I got you a gift.
01:30You got me a gift?
01:31A little tequila.
01:32Give me that.
01:33Get you.
01:34Are we drinking it today?
01:35We can definitely drink some.
01:36No, we do not.
01:37Wait.
01:38I want to introduce you to somebody.
01:39My baby.
01:40He looks just like my old puppy from back in the day.
01:42I used to have a long-haired all-white chihuahua, too.
01:44What's up, buddy?
01:45No way.
01:46See, this is how you know it.
01:47I don't know.
01:48I don't know.
01:49I don't know.
01:50My chihuahua, too.
01:51What's up, buddy?
01:51Oh, no way.
01:52See, this is how you know I got that animal magnetism.
01:55All right, so you are on dad duty the rest of the day.
01:57OK, buddy, you just hang out with me.
02:00I was talking to Chloe.
02:02About what?
02:03Oh, my god.
02:03She wanted help studying for a political science exam she has coming up.
02:07I was like, dude, I do not remember any of this stuff.
02:10I went to college 20 years ago.
02:11No, I told her at the beginning of school, like, hey,
02:14any educational questions, call your mom.
02:16Because you're smart, and you went to college.
02:18OK, you know who's smart?
02:20The AI bot that I kept asking the questions to,
02:22because I didn't know any of this stuff.
02:23Oh, my god.
02:24I've been thinking a lot about my New Year's resolutions.
02:27OK.
02:27My big one this year is to compete in a bodybuilding show again.
02:32Wow.
02:34What about you?
02:35Well, my New Year's resolution was not to eat so many sweets.
02:39Oh, really?
02:40Yes.
02:40That's good, Mom.
02:42How are we doing with that?
02:43Mm, fair.
02:45You know what I tell my clients?
02:46As long as we give ourselves 10% more today than we gave ourselves
02:50yesterday, we're doing a good job.
02:52And sometimes it's just 2%, and that's OK, too.
02:55And that's OK, too.
02:56That's right.
02:56And that's OK, too.
02:57That's OK.
02:58All right, guys, are you ready to watch the show?
03:00Lola?
03:01I think we are.
03:02Are you ready?
03:03We're all ready.
03:04We're here.
03:04United as a family, ready to watch the best show on TV.
03:07I've been loving this season.
03:08We always say 90 Day brings people together.
03:10And that's it, right?
03:12Well, you guys, if you want to stay up here,
03:13you've got to watch, because it's very important,
03:15because we've got to find out about Chloe and Johnny,
03:18Jenny and Samantha.
03:18Yes.
03:19OK, we need to find out what's going on.
03:20Let's get to it.
03:21Let's go.
03:28Ooh, chocolate patisserie.
03:31Oh, man.
03:32Right up my alley.
03:33We must be en France.
03:35The song is so sexy.
03:36That French vibe.
03:38Chocolat, mon amour, chocolat.
03:42Ah, Manon and Anthony, what's going on?
03:46Well, they just moved in.
03:47So we'll see how they're doing in their new house.
03:49Remember, this is the asshole of France.
03:51This doesn't look like an asshole.
03:53It's prettier than one.
03:54It looks like maybe the taint, but not the asshole.
03:58It's the in-between.
04:00I'm super excited to be with Ben, because I really
04:03want to prove to myself that, yes, I can do it.
04:06And also to prove to Anthony that, hey, look,
04:08I can be a stay-at-home mom and make it happen.
04:10We'll see.
04:10It shouldn't be about proving it.
04:12It should be because you want it.
04:13Because you want to.
04:13You feel good about it.
04:14Look at that nice sliding door.
04:16I love that.
04:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17You can open it all the way.
04:18Reminds me of that cabin we stayed at that one time.
04:21Did you know bilingual babies naturally have higher IQs?
04:25No, I did not know that.
04:26And he's going to be a bilingual baby for sure.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:31Whoops.
04:33Oh, you would get back.
04:36Damn, bro.
04:37Chill out.
04:37That was a big bump.
04:38She's knocking the baby down.
04:39The baby's like, bring that back.
04:41She did go out backwards the way she was supposed to.
04:44As the baby was bumping her head.
04:45I know, I know.
04:47She may need a little assistance with this.
04:49He's fine.
04:51Oh, that's a little kitty kitty.
04:53Oh, that's a fat kitty kitty.
04:55Hello, you.
04:55Let's not body shame cats now.
04:59Oh, my God, because you don't body shame poor Missy?
05:01Well, that's different.
05:02That's a hell thing.
05:04She's the last one standing, Veronica.
05:06Like, we got to keep her alive.
05:09It's very tiny, yeah?
05:13It's not LA, that's for sure.
05:15It's not LA, girl.
05:17That does not look like LA.
05:18We haven't seen another person on the street.
05:20No.
05:21Oh, it's so quiet there.
05:23I love it.
05:24Yeah.
05:24I want to go to the butthole of France.
05:26It looks beautiful.
05:26Right.
05:27Oh, my God, Veronica.
05:28You would do so well in a little community like this.
05:30I would love it, yeah.
05:31You would know everybody.
05:33I wouldn't need to leave.
05:34I'd grow a little veggie garden in the back.
05:36I'd get a deep freezer.
05:38I'd buy meats in bulk.
05:40You're describing a personal hell for me.
05:43That's all there is here?
05:45OK.
05:50I guess they have some chocolate and some, like, cookies
05:53and stuff.
05:54Cool.
05:55There you go.
05:56That's all you need.
05:57I'd be good with that.
05:58That's the only store in town?
06:00Bro, I highly doubt there's got to be a grocery store.
06:02There's got to be a grocery store.
06:03Don't just live off patisserie and chocolatery.
06:05Can you imagine the pastries?
06:07We need to go to France one day.
06:09I'll put it on my bucket list.
06:11We'll put it on our vision boards.
06:13Yep.
06:14France, here we come.
06:16Finally, I found, like, a store.
06:19The only store, actually.
06:21Bonjour.
06:22She's making a killing if that's the only food in town.
06:26This would be so dangerous for me, but again, what a dream.
06:30Fresh chocolate.
06:30To go into a broom closet and buy candy?
06:32Yes.
06:33I would go every day.
06:34Okay.
06:35We'll take a small poule, I think.
06:37That?
06:38That with the three.
06:39Maybe chocolate blanc, noir and au lait.
06:41We'll make a combination.
06:42That's 30 euros to round, please.
06:44Super.
06:45I'll give you the card.
06:46$30 for a chocolate rooster.
06:49Stay away.
06:50Stay away.
06:51I don't need to see this because I'm going to want some.
06:53My news is just stay away from sweets.
06:55No sweets.
06:56You're the only store in the village?
06:58There's a store.
07:01Ah, a store.
07:03Yes.
07:04Okay, super.
07:05But there's no boulangerie?
07:06No.
07:07Ah, there's no boulangerie?
07:08No.
07:09Okay.
07:10There's no pharmacy?
07:11No.
07:12Okay.
07:13We have to go to St. Ambroise.
07:14It's two kilometers.
07:15I've lived in the city for so long.
07:16I'm so used to being like, a store is a stone's throw away.
07:19Right.
07:20The park is right there.
07:21I'm so used to that.
07:22I don't know if I could switch it up.
07:24How far is two kilometers?
07:261.2 miles.
07:27So, yeah, you or I could walk it, but...
07:30That's, yeah.
07:31I mean, just walking the loop in my neighborhood is 1.6 miles.
07:34Yeah, like...
07:35And that takes about 30 minutes at, like, a comfortable pace.
07:38No.
07:39Like, not high-stepping it.
07:40I'm not going to say I'd be ecstatic that every time I needed to go to the pharmacy or
07:44a restaurant or anything, I had to walk 1.2 miles.
07:48Like, no.
07:49And as I leave, I'm like, did she said what she just said?
07:54Oh, .
07:56Where am I?
07:57She really needs to stop pushing that kid off them steps like that.
08:00She does got to figure out a better way.
08:02You just got to hold it and lower it.
08:03She goes, she goes, pfff.
08:04I don't, I'm nowhere near having a kid and I know that, I know how you do it.
08:08What?
08:09Oh, my lord.
08:10Oh, she's about to stress out.
08:11She's about to stress out.
08:12Oh, no.
08:13Bro, my heart would be going up and up and up, walking up that f***ing soup thing.
08:26No.
08:27She's got to walk home.
08:28I'd be crying.
08:29Is she panting because the hill's too high?
08:30I was just thinking that.
08:31Or, because let me tell you, some of those hills in Europe are steep.
08:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:36There's nothing here, Ben, except chocolate.
08:43It's kind of funny.
08:46She's like, son, we're having chocolate for dinner.
08:49Basically.
08:50He's living a dream.
08:52I'm not made for this.
08:56Yeah, that panic's about to start.
08:59Bring it down, Minone.
09:01Bring it down, Minone.
09:02Woo!
09:03Take a break if you need to.
09:04Woo, girl.
09:05It's going to be okay.
09:06I feel bad because in her head, she's drowning, but she doesn't realize she's drowning in a
09:11tiny little glass of water.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13In light.
09:14She's like, there's no bakery.
09:22Oh, this has to be submitted, Jenny.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Yes.
09:26They do not look happy.
09:27They never do.
09:28Sometimes Sumit looks happy.
09:29Mm.
09:38She's going to say no.
09:39I thought he said you know how to clean the kitchen, but I thought he said, and she's
09:43like, nope.
09:44Nope.
09:45Only spaghetti.
09:46No idea.
09:47Only spaghetti, and that's questionable, too.
09:48That's all I do in the kitchen.
09:51Yeah.
09:52And rice.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Mixed together, right?
09:55Right.
09:56After all the drama that happened yesterday, you can feel the tension in the house.
10:01Ugh.
10:02She's rinsing beans.
10:03Yeah.
10:04I don't know.
10:05Her hand in food is like a prison meal.
10:08I've never heard of anybody sticking their hand in soup.
10:11It must be hot.
10:12I mean, cold.
10:13Sorry.
10:14If you're sick, you don't want cold soup.
10:15And you need a grilled cheese.
10:18I want to do something nice for Sadna.
10:20She's not feeling well.
10:21I also want to use this opportunity to have some time alone with Smith's parents.
10:26So she has to go kiss the mom's ass on top of everything?
10:29Mm-hmm.
10:30When I'm sick, you don't bring me soup.
10:32You never ask for soup.
10:34I'll ask for it.
10:35You work through your sickness.
10:36When I'm sick, I like to sit down and recover.
10:39Oh, is that why you don't bring me soup?
10:41I can work and still have soup.
10:43Man, that's true.
10:44I'll bring you more soup.
10:45Okay.
10:46Mom yelling at everybody just made it more clear that I want to get the hell out.
10:53But it's a little scary to go in there and tell them that.
10:56Oh, .
10:57Is she going to tell them that she wants to leave now?
10:59Has she talked to Smith about it?
11:01Time and place, mother .
11:03She is going boss here, and she's going above Smith's head.
11:07She seems to do that often.
11:08She doesn't seem to take Smith's advice.
11:10She's not like you.
11:12Is that an old people thing?
11:13We're old, and we know what we're doing.
11:16Go, Jenny.
11:17Okay, now.
11:19I'm here to tell you a few things.
11:21You need to relax.
11:23Don't let so much things bother you when it comes to, like, me and Sri and everything.
11:30Uh-oh.
11:31We're starting off hot.
11:32Why?
11:33Why?
11:34Why?
11:35I'm here to tell you a few things while you eat your kitchery, okay?
11:37I think Jenny is picking the wrong time.
11:40Maybe she thinks it's strategically a good opportunity to bring issues up.
11:42That's what I was thinking.
11:43But I don't think the family dynamic in this house works like that.
11:48Yeah, but, like, she gets her when she's healthy again.
11:51That lady's going to throw plates at her ass .
11:53Now she's like, you're indisposed.
11:55So I'm going to give you the bad news now and run the away.
11:58Sadna, you know you're not going to change.
12:01I'm also not going to change.
12:03So, Schmidt and I are going to move back to our apartment where we were happy.
12:09Uh-oh.
12:10What is she going to think?
12:11So you have no say, Sadna.
12:13We're going to leave because we were happy.
12:15We're not happy here.
12:16You think she's going to tell her so we can drink whenever we want?
12:18I don't know.
12:20I'm just saying, I can't put up with all of this.
12:27Look, the real problem is I missed my 5pm martinis.
12:30Seriously.
12:31I understand what she's doing, because it's like living with a controlling husband or something,
12:36you know, that you can't do a damn thing.
12:38There's just no way.
12:39I would live wherever I could.
12:42What are you doing?
12:43You're attacking her.
12:47This is what Jenny wants to do to Schmidt's mom.
12:50Jenny, leave Sadna alone.
12:58See?
12:59She said, bitch, you're not going nowhere.
13:01You're going to live with us.
13:02See?
13:03Oh, how's this going to go down?
13:05They're going to tie her to a chair or something?
13:07I'm too old for this.
13:09I can't be told what I can't do.
13:11You are not going to leave.
13:13You have to live with us.
13:15Jenny?
13:16It's an order.
13:17Yeah!
13:18And that's it.
13:19That's an order.
13:20It's an order.
13:21That's it.
13:22We're ordering people now?
13:23Wow.
13:24Like, grown women, too.
13:25Jenny's a whole grandma.
13:27No.
13:28We have to go.
13:30No.
13:31You will stay here for the third time.
13:35Jenny's going to continually piss the mom off by not doing what the mom wants.
13:40So even if the mom can get them to stay, eventually mom's just going to be like, get the out.
13:44They're going to be living in the family cafe.
13:46Yeah, for real.
13:47They're going to be living in the family cafe.
13:49I mean, I understand it's wrong.
13:51I get it.
13:52It's like a potential, flirtatious, whatever thing.
13:55I don't know that naked pictures are categorized as flirtatious.
13:59That's kind of like the next step.
14:01To me, flirting's like, hey, uh, you have a mirror in your pocket?
14:05I can see myself in your pants.
14:08So, on the way here, I saw this game online.
14:12It's called the Sweater Balloon Challenge.
14:14Okay.
14:15So, you got the balloon.
14:16I got my balloon.
14:17These balloons have to stay up in the air while we put a sweater on.
14:20Whoever can put the sweater on first wins.
14:22Let's go.
14:23You ready?
14:24Right now, let's go.
14:25You ready?
14:26Are you ready?
14:27I'm nervous.
14:28All right, you ready?
14:29Set, go.
14:30Go.
14:31Oh, my balloon.
14:33That's not fair.
14:34I got it.
14:36Hold on.
14:37Hold on.
14:38That is some cheap .
14:40I got it.
14:41I won.
14:42I won.
14:43I won.
14:44I won.
14:45I feel like you cheated.
14:48I won.
14:49How did you cheat?
14:50What did you do?
14:51Did you let it touch the ground?
14:58Where is this?
14:59Is this Aruba?
15:00I'm gonna guess so.
15:02That's a big pelican.
15:03It had a big beak.
15:05It was a pelican.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Chloe and Johnny.
15:09There's no way that she's actually dumping him.
15:12So, you know, last time we saw Chloe, she found all that junk on Johnny's phone.
15:18Mm-mm.
15:19And moved out.
15:20I don't blame her.
15:21Right now, I'm here packing Chloe's stuff.
15:26Um, you know, I'm in this situation because I did something really stupid.
15:32Just being a guy.
15:33What?
15:34Being a guy?
15:35That's the excuse?
15:36Right.
15:37Right.
15:38A lot of men use that.
15:39They're coding our DNA, you know.
15:41Yeah, well, un-code it.
15:42Real quick.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Thanks.
15:45Like, say you're a pirate.
15:46Don't say, I'm just a guy.
15:47Say, I'm a pirate.
15:48Hashtag pirate life.
15:49You know what I'm saying?
15:50I got seven bitches.
15:51I'm heading to Jonathan's house to get all my stuff and, I mean, we are absolutely done.
16:00She seems serious.
16:01She's done.
16:02Mom's gonna be happy to get this news.
16:04I hope she sticks with that because this is the same girl that was spying on him in the bush.
16:09Right.
16:10You know what I mean?
16:11Looking real desperate.
16:12Right.
16:13I don't think the odds are that she does not break up with him right now.
16:15She won't.
16:16I don't think she's going to.
16:17I don't think she would be there if she had that in her.
16:19I say that because I've been there before and I've always folded.
16:22Being as nonchalant as he is is game.
16:24Yeah.
16:25And he knows exactly how to get her to fold.
16:27That's so lame.
16:30Like, when I see Chloe, I'm asking for forgiveness.
16:32I'm not asking to be justified or anything like that.
16:35But I didn't hook up with, ever since me and Chloe committed, I didn't hook up with anybody.
16:40Well, it's hard to believe when you do stuff like you did.
16:43Yeah.
16:44I didn't hook up with no one.
16:45I just saw a few .
16:46What's wrong with that?
16:47Damn it.
16:48This is too close to my story.
16:49But this is way worse, man.
16:50Maybe a or two.
16:51I never did none of this then.
16:52Damn it.
16:53I'm a pirate.
16:54I need to see some booty.
16:55I have like a hidden file on my phone.
16:57Bunch of nudes, a bunch of videos of me hooking up with other girls, you know?
17:01And this was all before we committed to each other.
17:04He got a secret file on his phone.
17:08With nudes and him hooking up with other girls.
17:11So he essentially has porn and he's the star of it.
17:15Yes.
17:16And says it with a straight face.
17:18But why does he have that?
17:19Wouldn't you delete that?
17:20Yeah, but I wouldn't even have one in the first place.
17:23Well, as a dude, why wouldn't he?
17:25Well, I'm a dude and I wouldn't do it.
17:26You would delete it once you're committed.
17:29You had a hidden file?
17:30Did I?
17:31Oh wait, I need to check your crap.
17:33I have a hidden file on my phone too.
17:35I don't have things of me doing anything wrong.
17:38Please do not make homemade porn and then save it on a secret folder in your phone.
17:42Yeah.
17:43I keep that on a hard drive.
17:44You know what?
17:46I will delete it, you know?
17:47We can get to a point like, hey, we can delete it, no problem.
17:50But if she's going to react like this for some nudes, I mean, I understand it's wrong.
17:55I get it.
17:56It's like a potential, flirtatious, whatever thing.
17:59I would shut up, Johnny.
18:00I know.
18:01He is not making himself look any better.
18:03He's still trying to say it wasn't that bad.
18:06I don't know that naked pictures are categorized as flirtatious.
18:10That's kind of like the next step.
18:12To me, flirting is like, hey, you have a mirror in your pocket?
18:16And I can see myself in your pants.
18:18That's flirting.
18:19That is not flirting.
18:20That is so dirty.
18:21That's also really inappropriate.
18:22What?
18:23Wanting to be in someone else's pants.
18:25It's a joke.
18:26It's not a joke.
18:27It is.
18:28It's not funny.
18:29Could you just wait here a minute, please?
18:35Ooh, that taxi driver's going to have to wait there longer for a minute.
18:37He should be worried.
18:38If his meter's running, he's okay, I guess.
18:42Just go in there, grab your bags, and walk out.
18:44Yeah, and then just be like, you heard .
18:45If he manages to get her to sit down and talk, she's staying.
18:49Just get it over with.
18:50I don't.
18:51I don't want to do this.
18:52I can't help.
18:55What do you want to do?
19:01Oh, my God.
19:02She's crying.
19:03It's been 15 seconds.
19:04That might be a record.
19:05I think she's going to cave in for a little while,
19:07and then they're finally going to be over.
19:09He knows how to woo a woman.
19:10He knows how to woo a woman.
19:11He knows how to woo a woman.
19:12Has no problem getting away.
19:13Oh, no.
19:14From all those tattoos.
19:15I'm even looking.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Maybe he made a mistake.
19:19Maybe he made a mistake.
19:2018,000 mistakes later.
19:22I know.
19:27Oh, back to Manon.
19:30Breaking down in the streets.
19:31Another breakdown.
19:33All the neighbors said,
19:34there's that nut that moved in.
19:39There's nothing here.
19:41There's not even a pharmacy.
19:43Girl, there was never going to be anything there.
19:45You knew that.
19:46You know what?
19:47You're on a chocolate shop and a hairdresser.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Vinod, over here on the sidewalk having a breakdown.
19:50Girl, we're with you in spirit.
19:51So for a whole month, I'm stuck here.
19:53There's nothing around.
19:55And I don't have a car.
19:56It's just great.
19:58For a whole month, it's 30 days.
20:01And he has a car.
20:02You just got to wait for him to come home,
20:03and then you can take the car.
20:05She's just mad she can't sit on the side of the pool
20:07doing photo shoots.
20:09Take the positive.
20:10You know, I'm sure you'll love it.
20:12And it's like a dream for so many.
20:14It's a dream for a lot, but it's not her dream
20:16because she wants action.
20:18But count your blessings.
20:19She needs a transportation device that she can jump on.
20:22An electric scooter.
20:23Yeah, with a little sidecar.
20:25An e-bike.
20:26And that way she can go to town, you know,
20:28and get her fix on bakeries and pharmacies.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I'm having a panic attack.
20:41Sorry, Ben.
20:42I'm OK.
20:43Mommy's fine.
20:44Let's go.
20:45Look at Ben.
20:46He chillin' hard.
20:47He's been chillin'.
20:48I know.
20:49Lookin' like his papa.
20:50I know.
20:51Ben like, yo, you brought me here.
20:52He's like, mama cryin' again.
20:53Yeah.
20:58He over it.
20:59Why is it there are no people there?
21:00It's like there's nobody only at the chocolate shop.
21:03Everybody's two kilometers down the street.
21:06Life begins two kilometers away, Minone.
21:09Here it's dead.
21:11It's like reality is just slapping me in the face.
21:15Like, this is your life now.
21:17Hello?
21:18I think we gotta talk to Anthony on this one.
21:20I think she needs to call him and be like, help.
21:22I need help.
21:23I think she's too proud for that.
21:24Minone is gonna be fine.
21:25She's gonna be fine.
21:26She's gonna be just fine.
21:27Just go home.
21:28Put some Barney on.
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31Whatever the kids are watching now.
21:32Make yourself some chamomile tea.
21:33Barney old now.
21:35Is Barney old now?
21:36No, he probably somewhere dead.
21:37It's been like, what, 40 years?
21:38You can't say Barney's dead.
21:40Well, I'm just remembering.
21:41I mean, that was a long time ago.
21:42No, no, I didn't mean it.
21:43I was young, hell, when Barney was around.
21:46Barney's not dead.
21:47He still is singing.
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:50Let's go.
21:52Well, I think if we were in that little village, we'd make it a fun time, I think.
21:58All I need is a chocolate shop, actually, so I'd be good to go there.
22:02We'd like to bite all the neighbors over.
22:04I know.
22:05Have wine.
22:06Drink.
22:07You're drinking France.
22:08We'd be drinking with everybody.
22:09We'd be the party house.
22:10Make it a good time.
22:12That village would not be as dead as it is now.
22:14No.
22:15A lot of people on the streets.
22:16Where are y'all going?
22:17Oh, we're heading to Kenya and Mondo.
22:18Yeah.
22:19I'll miss you.
22:22I'll miss you, too.
22:24It's almost like they're cats themselves.
22:26They're barely.
22:27Hi, Allison.
22:28No.
22:29I don't like you.
22:33Mom, that Minoan situation has my anxiety a little high.
22:37I think I have just the thing, though.
22:38What is it?
22:39Let's send Minoan some sound healing energy.
22:44And let's give ourselves a bit of a sound bath.
22:46You ready?
22:47Yeah, sure.
22:48Close your eyes.
22:49Deep breath in.
22:56Breathing out.
22:57You feel the vibrations?
22:59Mm-hmm.
23:00Just let it take over you.
23:04Oh, honey.
23:05That's a lot.
23:06That's a lot.
23:07That's loud.
23:08You have to.
23:09That's the point.
23:10My turn.
23:12Mom!
23:13That is not how you use it.
23:14But that's how I felt when you were putting this in my ear.
23:17Mom!
23:18I'm so sorry.
23:20Well, you say you're sorry, too.
23:21No, thank you.
23:27Who the is this?
23:28It's the guy with the cat girl.
23:30Oh, .
23:31Greta and Matthew?
23:32Haven't seen them since she broke his heart.
23:34This is so sad.
23:35How are they doing?
23:36They could use some tequila.
23:37They could use some tequila.
23:38Oh, yeah.
23:39You could use some tequila.
23:40Maybe he's regretting saying she stunk when she got off the train.
23:43No, he's probably glad he said it now.
23:45Yeah, and you did really stink, girl.
23:47Him talking to that cat reminds me of Mr. Bigglesworth.
23:51I talk to Artemis a lot.
23:52When my dad came back from seeing Greta, he sat on the end of my bed and he looked me
23:58in the eye and he said, I'm sorry, but it's over, kid.
24:04No one that's happy comes into a relationship and breaks it all three days later.
24:09She had already been thinking about it and then just decided to go ahead and do it, which
24:13I'd like better to do it now than to wait three more months or three more years.
24:16I know, but I feel like she could have given it a couple weeks.
24:19Something about him must have given her the ick.
24:22Yeah, it had to be because this is like horrible.
24:26Mm-hmm.
24:27He's really hurt.
24:28Greta texted me to say she needs to pick up her things.
24:32I don't know what I'm going to say to her.
24:35I hate doing the handing back of things face-to-face.
24:39I'm more of like...
24:41Mail it.
24:42Yeah, leave my outside and tell me when it's there.
24:44I'll pick it up.
24:45I'll leave your outside.
24:46You come pick it up.
24:47See, I changed up my routine.
24:49Like now, I just, I never move out of my house.
24:52So I never have to be the one to go collect.
24:55I just have to be the one to distribute.
25:02Hi.
25:03Good?
25:04How are you doing?
25:05How are you?
25:07Doing better?
25:09I'm just here to get mixed up.
25:13Okay, it's right here.
25:15Poor Matthew.
25:16He was almost hoping like she was there to say,
25:18hey, I regret it.
25:19Uh-huh.
25:20At least come in.
25:21Have a cup of tea.
25:23See, if you want a chance, you never have it ready by the door.
25:26You make them come in so they have to talk to you.
25:29Side note, okay?
25:30Unrelated.
25:31But why does she have to wear a super villain outfit for this?
25:33She does look like a super villain.
25:34She's like rolling in with a trench coat and weird-ass yellow pants and boots.
25:38She's like, I'm gonna crush them.
25:41There you go.
25:46I'll miss you.
25:49I'll miss you too.
25:50That's not the right thing to say.
25:51This is going exactly how I expected it to.
25:53Simple.
25:54No fighting.
25:55No insulting.
25:56No blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
25:57That means it's done.
25:58Yeah.
25:59Because, like, if you're not even, like, mad at the person.
26:02Yeah.
26:03The opposite of love is not hate.
26:04The opposite of love is apathy.
26:05Yeah.
26:06She's just crying, but the one that you do this, the fake one, that's like...
26:09Yeah, it's a fake cry.
26:10She's smiling, crying.
26:11She's just like, please leave so we can get this over with.
26:12I'm confused.
26:13I'm confused too.
26:14I mean, it wasn't hostile.
26:15It was, I'll miss you, I'll miss you too, but...
26:16Unless she, like, found something very damning.
26:17It's almost like they're cats themselves.
26:18They're barely crying.
26:19I would say.
26:20Meow.
26:21They was for everything.
26:22You're leaving me.
26:23Meow.
26:24Yeah, I think I'm leaving.
26:25I don't like you.
26:26I don't like you.
26:27I don't like you.
26:28I don't like you.
26:29I don't like you.
26:30I don't like you.
26:31I don't like you.
26:32I don't like you.
26:33I don't like you.
26:34Meow.
26:35They whisper everything.
26:36You're leaving me.
26:37Meow.
26:38Yeah, I think I'm leaving.
26:39I don't like you.
26:41I'm giving up a really lovely life where I would be guaranteed at least moderate happiness.
26:50And I think I'm risking that for a life where I can crash and burn.
26:58She's giving up at least moderate happiness.
27:02Oh my God.
27:03Thank God she left him.
27:04That poor guy.
27:05I think we all strive for at least moderate.
27:08Okay?
27:09My heart is with him.
27:10You want to go out with him?
27:11No, but he's a cute nerd.
27:14Because you like meat.
27:15What does that mean?
27:17Literally.
27:18I know.
27:19Is that a trick phrase you just gave me there?
27:21Why'd you say that in the beginning?
27:23Because he doesn't eat meat.
27:25Oh.
27:26Okay.
27:27See, I went to the sexual part first.
27:28Wow.
27:29Sorry.
27:30Oh, look at the ducks.
27:33Right?
27:34Yeah.
27:35They're talking to each other.
27:37See how the ducks are having conversations?
27:39Yeah.
27:40We should have one too.
27:41You know how they migrate in, you know, in the winter and they have to leave the nest?
27:46Well, matter of fact, so do we.
27:51This is a game Chloe taught me.
27:53So you take the cup and you flip the cup and then when it lands like this, you can put it anywhere you want on the board and then you get tic-tac-toe.
28:00Okay.
28:01Show me.
28:02Okay.
28:03Not like that.
28:04Oh.
28:05Like that?
28:06Damn it.
28:07Okay, now you can put it wherever you want.
28:09All right.
28:13Stop.
28:14Your cups are too close to mine.
28:16I want this.
28:17This is my...
28:18That one made it.
28:19No.
28:20I'm going to do three at a time.
28:21Oh, okay.
28:22Watch this.
28:23Ah!
28:24None of them really?
28:25Here.
28:26Stop.
28:27This one was...
28:28Oh!
28:29I got one.
28:33Woo!
28:34No, come on.
28:37Don't knock my cups off with your cups.
28:41Don't you knock my cups off with your cups.
28:43This time...
28:44Ah!
28:45Victory!
28:46I didn't see any of that.
28:47That's a...
28:48That is not my fault.
28:49Stop.
28:50Yeah, whatever.
28:51I got poop.
28:52It definitely looks like some sort of manure.
28:53Would you do that, Mom?
28:54No.
28:55You're not going to get all your gold dirty.
28:56Look at you.
28:57All that rings on your finger down there doing that.
28:58Uh-oh.
28:59Not my cup of tea.
29:00Mm-mm.
29:01Jenny and Samit remind me of that New American Gothic painting.
29:02You know what they're at?
29:03With the picket thing and they're miserable in their farm.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Yeah.
29:06So where are we going?
29:07Do you have something planned or...
29:08Are we heading towards Westland?
29:09Wetland?
29:10She's like, doesn't sound fun.
29:11I want to move.
29:12After a month of living with the family,
29:13the family, the family, the family, the family,
29:15and the family, the family, the family,
29:16and the family, the family, and the family.
29:17And they're not going to get all your gold dirty.
29:18Look at you.
29:19All that rings on your finger down there doing that.
29:20Uh-oh.
29:21Not my cup of tea.
29:22Mm-mm.
29:23Jenny and Samit remind me of that New American Gothic painting.
29:25You know what they're at?
29:26With the picket thing, and there's a vegetable in their farm.
29:28Yeah.
29:29So where are we going?
29:30Do you have something planned or...
29:31I want to move.
29:34After a month of living with the family,
29:37I feel stressed out.
29:39So I said to Samit,
29:41we need to get away and have some alone time.
29:44So he takes her to the wetlands park?
29:46This is some dumb
29:47Jennifer would've done to me.
29:49Like, I'm stressed.
29:50I just want to, like, chill.
29:51Oh, let's go look at parrots in the desert.
29:54Okay.
29:55We like nature and stuff like that.
29:57I would like to go to wetland.
29:59You make it sound like a theme park.
30:02I thought it was.
30:04And then it was like water...
30:05You thought it was...
30:06Oh, you thought it was like water park and everything.
30:08It's not a water park.
30:10What is this?
30:12It's a spider's home.
30:14But I love to swim.
30:16Spiders love to...
30:18That.
30:19Man, a spider farm and they're not in cages?
30:23It's a sanctuary.
30:24Looks cool to me.
30:26Spider's home?
30:28I got five tarantulas.
30:31Mm-hmm.
30:33You don't like spiders?
30:34Bro, scared.
30:38Oh, look at the ducks, right?
30:40Yeah.
30:41They're talking to each other.
30:44I wonder what they're talking about.
30:46What gave it away?
30:47The quacking?
30:51The pickle.
30:52See how the ducks are having conversations?
30:55Yeah.
30:56We should have one too.
30:57You know how they migrate in, you know, in the winter and they have to leave the nest?
31:02We should migrate too.
31:03Well, matter of fact, so do we.
31:05I'm this close to getting us kicked out.
31:07So, like, you know, just hear me out some of it.
31:12Oh, we are living with the families.
31:14It makes me so happy.
31:15It sucks living there.
31:17Ooh.
31:18Whoa.
31:19Here goes Jenny.
31:21She's like, I'm not happy.
31:22If I'm not happy, you're never going to be happy.
31:26I already have talked with your parents about it, too.
31:29What did you say?
31:31I said we're moving out.
31:33Moving out where?
31:34Oh, .
31:36Right.
31:37Where?
31:38He's like, bitch, where?
31:39Right.
31:40You got to get us kicked out.
31:41We're going to live in a family cafe, mother .
31:42To live right.
31:43She's saying it like.
31:44Like they agreed.
31:45Like they agreed.
31:46Like I already told your parents that they're aligned with this.
31:48Not like they ordered me that we weren't to move.
31:52We are depending on them right now.
31:55They are the ones who's paying rent right now.
31:58We are living in their house.
31:59They are the important part of our family.
32:01But I can't live there.
32:02I can't.
32:03Oh my God, Jenny.
32:06I can't.
32:07Oh my God.
32:08Oh.
32:09Who grunted that out?
32:11I thought an alien was going to come out.
32:13I can't.
32:16Jenny just had a malfunction.
32:18Oh my God.
32:19Is she like having a breakdown?
32:21I can't.
32:22I can't.
32:24I can't.
32:25I can't.
32:26I can't.
32:27I can't.
32:28Her volume and her decibel level rose like that.
32:31That octave.
32:32Yeah.
32:33My voice only gets high if I get scared and scream.
32:36Like if a spider dropped on me.
32:38And you would hear me sound like Jenny.
32:41Don't you think our life sucks now?
32:45Don't you?
32:46Answer me.
32:47I'm waiting for your answer.
32:49No, it doesn't suck.
32:50It does.
32:53Your answer's wrong.
32:54She said she likes sex now.
32:56Remember?
32:57There was something that she was talking about.
32:59No, life sucks.
33:00Oh, life sucks.
33:01Get your mind out of the gutter.
33:02Oh, sorry.
33:03Goodness.
33:04Sorry, I was hearing with the bad ears.
33:05Yeah, you were hearing with the bad ears.
33:06I'm leaving.
33:09I like sucks.
33:10I'm done.
33:12Ooh.
33:13Oh my God.
33:1410 quick.
33:15Gloves came off.
33:16I can't.
33:18I can't do it.
33:19Yikes.
33:20I couldn't do that either though.
33:21I get her.
33:22I get her too.
33:23It's good that Jenny's sticking to her guns.
33:25To me, sometimes you have to do that with some men.
33:27That like are momma's boys and stuff.
33:29You, Tom, you ask for what you want.
33:32I'm not like that.
33:33I mean.
33:34You're a momma's boy.
33:35But not like that.
33:37A different kind.
33:40I'm starting to see the parallels here.
33:42And you're a frickin' Jenny, you bitch.
33:44And you don't like anything.
33:45And you're set in your ways.
33:47And you're just too much.
33:48Old.
33:49And old.
33:51We're Jenny and Sabine.
33:52Oh my God.
33:53What did you have a panic attack about?
33:54There's absolutely nothing.
33:56Except a frickin' tiny, tiny chocolaterie.
34:01You picked this.
34:02You picked the move to France.
34:03You picked the house in the middle of nowhere.
34:05Like.
34:06Somehow it's still his fault.
34:07That's what y'all do, Veronica.
34:11Who's ready for a fun craft?
34:12Not me.
34:13Kenny is.
34:14Here you go.
34:15You get a jar.
34:16We're doing some natural scented jars.
34:18So get to it.
34:19What is all this?
34:20Scents and different spices.
34:21We have got cloves, oregano, cinnamon, hibiscus.
34:25So like a potpourri jar.
34:27Exactly what we're doing.
34:28And we even got some essential oils we can throw in there.
34:30And we'll make the house smell good.
34:32We can do whatever we want?
34:33Yeah, and whatever.
34:34Just make it look cute.
34:35Just layer it up.
34:36It won't be as cute as you want me to make it.
34:38I'm sure it will.
34:39I'll look cute doing it.
34:40Where are we?
34:41France, I think.
34:42Oh, look at those little toys.
34:43Yes, we are.
34:44Yeah, we are.
34:45Let's see if the sound bath that we did earlier helped her find her centering and grounding.
34:58So she won't have any more panic attacks.
35:00At least for the next 24 hours.
35:02We can only hope.
35:03Oh, look!
35:04Yeah, papa!
35:06Yeah, papa!
35:07There's daddy.
35:08You know, they've been waiting by the window like a dog for him to come home.
35:11Yeah.
35:12She's about to unload all this on him, say his phone.
35:14We know she's about to put this all on him.
35:16Today was really bad because I went into town and they didn't know the brands.
35:21Only they had chocolate and salam.
35:23Oh, it's for me?
35:25Uh-huh.
35:26For your first day watching Ben like switching roles and stuff.
35:30She got her flowers.
35:32He's a nice guy.
35:33He's a very nice guy.
35:34Yes, he is.
35:35She needed that though.
35:36She had in her own universe a very hard day, but nevertheless a hard day.
35:41We went to the little village and had a little bit of a panic attack.
35:46What did you have a panic attack about?
35:48Well, there's absolutely nothing except a freaking tiny, tiny chocolaterie.
35:56You picked this.
35:58You picked the move to France.
35:59You picked the house in the middle of nowhere.
36:01Like...
36:02Well, somehow it's still his fault.
36:03That's what y'all do, Veronica.
36:05Well, I remember because I have to have coffee and I was worried there wasn't going to be a coffee shop until we finally found one.
36:11A good one.
36:12Thank God.
36:13Because I almost had a panic attack.
36:14You almost did.
36:15Yeah, you're right.
36:16I'm bringing in money to pay our bills.
36:18Yeah, but not enough.
36:19But I guess with you it's never enough, so.
36:22It's not and it never will be.
36:25It's been one day.
36:27God damn.
36:28Facts.
36:29It's never enough.
36:31I just don't know if we're going to be able to save our marriage.
36:36It's just devastating to me and that breaks my heart.
36:41It sounds like divorce music.
36:44Poor guy brought her to the flowers.
36:47You know what?
36:48Take your lid off.
36:49Okay.
36:50Give them a sniff because this will calm your nerves.
36:53It will ease your anxiety.
36:56And you'll love where you live.
36:58See, mine smells better.
36:59Smell mine.
37:00You know what?
37:01Close your eyes and let me see.
37:02They'll probably fight about this like us.
37:05They probably shouldn't smell it together.
37:07Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
37:11The next time on.
37:12Oh, I can't wait.
37:13What are we about to see?
37:14How can you be happy about this?
37:17We can't even have sex in this house.
37:19Cause I know what women over 40 want.
37:23Jenny needs some nookie.
37:24She does.
37:25Mm-hmm.
37:26You can.
37:27You just have to do it quietly.
37:28I don't need Jenny to be quiet.
37:30I can't.
37:32You're out to 4, 5, 6 in the morning with different guys.
37:35You're so insecure.
37:37What is going on?
37:38What is going on with that?
37:40Why are you out with guys to 4, 5, and 6 in the morning?
37:44Like today?
37:45Like now?
37:46You went through my behind my back.
37:48Cry about it.
37:50Before the cheating scandal, you were cheating me like anyways.
37:53Okay.
37:54He is just flipping a script on her.
37:56Wasn't he supposed to apologize?
37:58Just call it a wash.
37:59It's a cool story.
38:00You dated a pirate in Aruba once.
38:02Come on home, girl.
38:03You think I want to be with somebody like that?
38:05Are you serious?
38:10What?
38:11Oh .
38:12Wait, that was crazy work.
38:15Oh my God.
38:16Run, Chloe, run.
38:17He's not going to let a girl leave him.
38:19He's going to burn that bridge to the ground on her way out.
38:22Damn.
38:23Next week is the last episode before the tell off.
38:26We're going to find everything out.
38:27This season is ending crazy, and I'm here for it.
38:30Cannot wait for next week.
38:31I can't either.
38:32Me either.
38:33You know what?
38:34I can't wait to put those jars around the house.
38:35Let's go see where we're going to put them.
38:36Come on.
38:37Ugh.
38:38I don't know about you, but I need to unwind and de-stress.
38:40I'm going to have me a truffle?
38:42Oh, you don't want to unwind the way I'm unwinding?
38:45Oh, no, thank you.
38:46Oh.
38:47Thank you anyways.
38:48Well, you're still going to get the energy anyways, just by being in the room.
38:52Okay.
38:53Well, that stinks.
38:54I'll see you later.
38:55I'm going to go in here and eat my candy.
38:57We just started.
38:58I'll be back.
38:59This is just getting juicier and juicier.
39:01We've got one episode left.
39:02I'm down.
39:03We're going to be busy, though.
39:04I'm going to take you around.
39:05I'm taking you downtown.
39:06I'm taking you to all my favorite spots.
39:07All right.
39:08Well, the dog's going to stay with me at the hotel.
39:09Oh, please, please.
39:10Yeah.
39:11He's very clingy.
39:12I'm warning you now.
39:13Oh, it's my baby now.
39:15One more episode until it's out all.
39:17We're going to do it big.
39:18Woo!
39:19Yeah.
39:20All right, I'm leaving.
39:21You want to go with me?
39:22I mean, sure.
39:23To the door.
39:24You want me to the door?
39:25Not, like, to my house.
39:26Okay, do you want me to walk you home?
39:29That would be a long walk.
39:30Do you want me to put you in a stroller?
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