00:00Tell me about the worst Valentine's Day you've ever had. What happened? The worst.
00:07I was waiting. She was a no-show.
00:10Oh, no. How long did you wait?
00:12About an hour.
00:13It was probably the year I lost my job, three days before Valentine's Day. I mean, not that it mattered to her, but, you know, it mattered to me. You want it to be something special, but I think that was the worst.
00:23One of the most embarrassing things is I tried to set up a special night for my wife at a hotel in Detroit, and I had everything set up where they were going to come in and make the arrangements and lay out rose petals and all that good stuff.
00:34So I walk in the room with my wife, which is supposed to be a surprise, and the woman from the hotel is there actually laying everything out. So it was completely messed up. The surprise was a little bit ruined.
00:45I took a young lady on a Valentine's Day dinner. After looking at the menu, she's like, there's nothing on here that I like. And I'm like, what are you talking about?
00:52She's like, yeah, all they have is Valette Mignon. What is that?
00:55Well, honestly, the one time I had a date all set up and everything, but she never showed up.
01:01Oh, no. You know, you're not the first guy to tell me that today.
01:03I know that.
01:04Do women do that a lot? What's going on?
01:06See, but the thing is, is that her excuses was that, oh, she was not feeling well, supposedly, but, yeah, but I found out later that she was doing her own Valentine's thing.
01:15After we got the bill for the date, and I think the bill was very high, and I was left at the table, she left me.
01:21Yeah, she left me at the table with the bill, which I didn't mind because I would have paid for it, but she left me there, and that was embarrassing because the people in there were like, well, where's your date? Yeah, like, where's your date at? So I was left with the bill.
01:33How do you make a woman feel special for Valentine's Day?
01:36Buy her some nice dozen roses.
01:37That's it? What else?
01:39Take her out. Have a good meal.
01:41Where would you take her?
01:42To a nice, special restaurant.
01:44A day we can go through without arguing. That would be it. And, you know, just two people enjoying each other's time the entire time.
01:49Valentine's Day, honestly, I don't think it's a national holiday, but I think it's just, you know, a chance to show affection to your significant one, but I think you should do that every time, right?
02:00I got three beautiful girls that are 75 and almost three, and we try to spend as much time together as possible, and days like Valentine's are really important to them.
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