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00:00:00We're back in the workroom and I am still here but my dance partner is not well we're already in
00:00:14it girl it's my final UK sister she's gone and I'm sad I absolutely adore Teresa she's been an
00:00:23amazing amazing drag artist and I hate to be the one to send her home but you know I already gave
00:00:28her the chance last week okay Eugene yeah I did so I do believe that it was her time and I think I
00:00:37made the right call it was a pretty easy decision but a hard one to swallow in a sense thank you for
00:00:45swallowing and not spitting I really I'm not taking this for granted whatsoever I do not want to be in
00:00:53that position again and looking at her mirror message makes me sad but I'm also happy to be
00:00:58here and let's wipe the mirror away because yeah is this used probably they are choices melts like
00:01:08hell too Marina has won three badges now three that's the number of legs I have and that's just
00:01:16not okay well we want to know it who did you what's in my tit oh I know my decision with tonight was very
00:01:41hard for me it was a very very difficult decision but I did choose you Scott oh come on the track
00:01:52record means nothing to Hanaconda I thought that she said she's gonna play it fairly Teresa she kind
00:01:56of just gave me this compelling sort of sell on what she wanted to do and wanted to stay here and
00:02:01showcase it wasn't about personality of track record it's a combination of the both some things outweigh
00:02:07other things and that's why I picked her lipstick and to be fair I think I rank above her so oh
00:02:11controversial yet brave now I want to go forward with a group of people that you know I feel really
00:02:18comfortable with okay um because I want to make this a harmony and a lovely space to be I'm gagged I think
00:02:26the bitch just doesn't like me she feels threatened and she wanted to keep Teresa because she wouldn't
00:02:30be the only one without a badge I'm really happy she's later yes thank god she's the assassin thank
00:02:37god yes this is the moment I want to get it out yeah and move forward healing a healing moment so
00:02:47she said I don't know who exactly is feeling healed after this but I'm glad she I guess got something off
00:02:53her chest there is now one UK queen one France one Philippines one downland and one American
00:02:59real versus the world I mean I am worried a bit about how people are playing the game now that
00:03:10we've kind of seen what Hannah Konda tried to do yeah throw that shit away girl get rid of that shit
00:03:16that's done yep we are the best of the best now we are the top five I feel great I've cleared my
00:03:23conscience I've cleared it up with Scarlett is it giving you gay versus the world it's giving coming
00:03:27together as friends we're all good we're moving on and this is gay rights in action I think everything
00:03:33happens for a reason yeah I want that listing for a reason you really did this is the semi-finals we have
00:03:38one more to go a quick reminder maybe don't trust people as much as I was you know it's personal
00:03:45yeah forgive and forget well maybe forgive not forget
00:03:49all right
00:03:52semi-final
00:04:00stop five
00:04:08miss Scarlett how are you feeling are you feeling I feel great I dressed up today because I am ready
00:04:16to be here every week is an opportunity and I'm excited to have it I was almost not here okay if it
00:04:23shook out a little bit different last week this would not be my reality bitch I'm here at this table I am
00:04:29present and I'm ready to deliver the morning news you know I mean and now over to Marina with the weather
00:04:35it's good
00:04:37her majesty that I already had hers is hey hennies hey love is gentle love is kind oh but shade is never
00:04:53having to say you're sorry oh well that doesn't sound like love to me girl
00:05:01hi ladykins by the power vested in me I now pronounce you semi-finalist
00:05:15and to celebrate we're having a party for this week's mini challenge you're going to get into
00:05:26quick bachelorette drag for a hand party hennie oh my god now you've got 20 minutes on your mark
00:05:35it's set go
00:05:36oh I'll do green we definitely need a sash quick drag you slut make up make up
00:05:46has anyone performed at a henn's party uh yeah oh yeah I did that's like drag 101 what happens at a
00:05:56henn's party always stays at the henn's party because you know the bride is absolutely yet
00:06:00night in the toilet by the stripper oh I've just held it oh my god I've just revealed
00:06:05five minutes
00:06:07um
00:06:09well hello hennies
00:06:20and please say hello to dj jazzy jacob
00:06:26yes the fastest fingers in town
00:06:31now when the music starts I want to see you tear up the dance floor and when the music stops
00:06:37I'll ask the henn with the least sickening moves to step aside in the end the funkiest chicken will
00:06:44win girls on tour break on the strippers dj jazzy jacob let the music play
00:06:51guess who back in the house feels click clacking about fine fish feminine style
00:06:56put it on the design so heavily in gentlemen
00:06:58between these downs from support no doubt
00:07:00body like wow she's about to get in this draft
00:07:02titties so pedophile with lies she ain't just a bitch
00:07:04she'd be criminal and don't make sense for a bitch to be this and now
00:07:07ooh wow they were all pretty sickening in the wrong way
00:07:12I think uh tia you better sit this one out
00:07:16all right jazzy jacob let's make it faster
00:07:25oh
00:07:25oh
00:07:26oh
00:07:34la grande dame I'm gonna have to ask you to evacuate the dance floor
00:07:39okay now
00:07:40same fool same fool same fool
00:07:43all right dj even faster hit it
00:07:47oh
00:07:59scarlet I think it's time for you to leave the dance floor
00:08:04uh-huh
00:08:05I mean she said let's get sickening
00:08:08I think maybe I just took it too literally
00:08:10all right dj give them everything you've got
00:08:13is hannah dancing right now or has she been possessed by a demon
00:08:22all right marina you've got the moves
00:08:30hannah you've got the motion
00:08:32but one of you was really causing a commotion
00:08:35anaconda
00:08:36anaconda
00:08:37condragulations
00:08:41two sides
00:08:43all right so hannah it's time to take a victory lap dance
00:08:48dj hit it
00:08:49give her a big round of applause
00:09:03my queens you are cordially invited to the sham wedding of the century
00:09:12the nuptials of drag race royalty
00:09:17shell visage
00:09:18and graham norton
00:09:21when have michelle and graham started bumping purses
00:09:28now for this week's maxi challenge
00:09:30challenge you need to give a wedding speech
00:09:33but instead of raising a toast
00:09:35you're gonna give a good old-fashioned roast
00:09:39oh my god
00:09:43roast comedy
00:09:45it's been great gals
00:09:47goodbye
00:09:48hashtag drag race uk
00:09:51now to help you prepare
00:09:54later you'll be meeting with our extra special guest judge
00:09:58queen of the comedy roast
00:10:00katherine ryan
00:10:02oh my god
00:10:04i'm obsessed with her
00:10:06i love her
00:10:06she's great
00:10:07i really do love her
00:10:08anaconda
00:10:09yes
00:10:09as the winner of the mini challenge
00:10:12i'm making you the wedding planner
00:10:14oh
00:10:15so you get to decide the roast order
00:10:18oh
00:10:19call me jaylar
00:10:20here we plan the weddings
00:10:21racers
00:10:23start your engines
00:10:24and may the best drag queen win
00:10:27i love drag queens
00:10:30thank you
00:10:32hi
00:10:33welcome
00:10:34come into my lair
00:10:35thank you
00:10:35welcome to conda's canubial corporation
00:10:38i'm here to formulate a powerful roast liner
00:10:42do you know what a roast is
00:10:44no you don't
00:10:46yeah we don't
00:10:47just jokes you're all perfect i love you
00:10:49let's go let's plan a wedding
00:10:50so i want to know
00:10:52who's done a roast before
00:10:54none of us have done a roast in our season
00:11:00and i think that's really exciting
00:11:02because none of us know what to expect
00:11:04it could really go either way
00:11:05we never got to do a roast
00:11:07it's not a part of the french comedy culture
00:11:09really
00:11:10yeah it's not but um but i'm excited
00:11:12i wouldn't consider myself a comedy queen
00:11:15i think i'm just dumb
00:11:20it works
00:11:21knowing that this is a challenge where there is a lineup
00:11:23i would like to hear where you would like to go
00:11:25and i'll start telling the end with data
00:11:27hmm i would say that a safe place
00:11:30this is a new exercise
00:11:31i don't know but where is safe for you
00:11:32around the middle
00:11:33it's around the middle
00:11:34yeah
00:11:35if you want to go first
00:11:36i want to go last
00:11:37oh i see what's happening here
00:11:39what do you want to bookend
00:11:40i'm not telling you what to do
00:11:41this is your business
00:11:43and i am but interviewing for an apprenticeship
00:11:44honestly i don't know i think i could kind of like squeeze in wherever
00:11:50to be honest
00:11:51i mean opening would be kind of exciting
00:11:53i'm so excited to show the judges that i can do this
00:11:56it's a new side of me
00:11:57and a little bit of a little different flavor
00:11:59i just want to be safe honestly because comedy is not my strongest suit
00:12:03you know that
00:12:04i don't want to add any more pressure to what i am currently feeling so
00:12:08i think i'm very comfortable with being in the middle
00:12:10look not everyone can get what they want
00:12:13i could either set this up so i'll look really good and they look
00:12:16or i could make a really cohesive fun comedy roast
00:12:19and hopefully that works out in my favor
00:12:24to open the show i think i would like to start it off
00:12:27i think after me i would like to place
00:12:30stutter and then for the flow i think i will put marina in the middle
00:12:36thank you after that's scarlet and then closing out the show here
00:12:39does that sound okay sounds great yeah cool how about the working hours oh and do we have
00:12:44holidays off okay now this is you know what this has been great i love it
00:12:49this is kind of important yeah don't call us we'll call you
00:12:54bye bye bye bye i don't know how to use a fact machine
00:13:00oh well fuck a duck don't you look spiffy hello hello here we go to meet katherine ryan
00:13:06thank you hanaconda i've come in full drag i've tucked my trouser snake thank you i appreciate it
00:13:13why don't you just go through your set for me and we'll take it from there so i have michelle
00:13:17joining the last fewest group of women for andres eliza minnelli and judy garland taking on gay
00:13:21husbands um really great for the community scarlet envy has a face like a rabid cat she's one minor
00:13:27inconvenience away from having a full mental snap i'm unsure if this is rippo's drag race anymore or one
00:13:31flew over the cookies nest make sure your punch lines are strong and sometimes less is more yeah
00:13:37if you can say something with fewer words yeah and like really punchy then go for that yeah because
00:13:41i do find myself to be a bit of a talker and i like all my stories kind of waffle for a bit i'm
00:13:47excited for a comedy roast i've never done one this is the last opportunity i have to win that coveted
00:13:51badge and i'm willing to give it a red hot go and just nail this well this is the place to be like
00:13:57quick and firm and hard just the way we like it hello hello hello so how are you going to honor
00:14:09all the wedding guests and of course the bride and groom um what scares me the most is that we don't
00:14:14really have roasts in france and in french in general are the french really kind people no they're not
00:14:20i didn't think so no i have a few that worry me because they are kind of gore or a little intense
00:14:28okay you know what prince harry is considered brave to talk about his frostbitten penis but once again
00:14:35nobody's there to worry about frozen how are you michelle oh just make sure that you don't lose a
00:14:42joke by using a word that is banned on this channel yeah sometimes we like to say twat in this country
00:14:48twat for the the fufu change it to twat how do you spell that t-w-a-t who said this show's not
00:14:54educational for the kids yeah i love that i'm gonna use it i tend to like the little swear words but i
00:15:02need to not disappoint her and showcase all the good stuff tomorrow just take your time you can really
00:15:08slow it down because you don't want anyone to miss the like pure solid gold that you're bringing to the
00:15:14stage this is how beautiful you look marina this is your day look are you so excited i'm actually
00:15:22kind of nervous because this is my first roast ever but yeah i plan to like do it my own way
00:15:28like story tell and like bring the philippines with me with my jokes and hopefully it works storytelling
00:15:34in a roast is really difficult because you gotta come in fast yeah and you have to come in hard so
00:15:40let's hear what you have to say okay um mabuhay everybody and you know mabuhay in filipino means
00:15:47long live long live and clearly someone in this room already had too many mabuhay that's funny you
00:15:53know michelle and graham's wedding is a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a partner
00:15:58just marry one of your closest friends who's rich successful and hot and they both failed
00:16:04this is great oh my god you have nothing to be nervous about okay katherine is laughing at my jokes
00:16:13i was so surprised you could take some time and do just more of what you're already doing okay thank
00:16:20you okay see you tomorrow oh my god this is so helpful i'm relieved and i am ready to get this roaster
00:16:28cooking hi gorgeous scarlet envy wow i've seen you read here and there yeah i think you're very
00:16:38talented at this already oh thank you what's your plan i have a whole like graham norton section let's
00:16:43hear the graham norton section uh graham norton's been on the telly so long that when he started it
00:16:48was actually just live theater in greece katherine is smiling and like you know nodding but i'm going
00:16:55for like belly laughs you know what i mean and congratulations to all of us for making it to
00:16:59the hardest challenge of the season finding something nice to say about rupaul we'll cross
00:17:05that one out you better make sure you're hilarious yes nobody got time to sleep now girl go hard or go
00:17:10home are you um looking forward to roasting the bride and groom i need to push it i think a little bit
00:17:17because i'm quite polite and also my humor is just like mostly like stupid dad dad jokes okay let's hear
00:17:23some of these toast roast jokes well you may have heard in the tabloids that myself and the grand
00:17:29dom have had a whirlwind romance in this competition unfortunately for all the grand coffee fans out
00:17:35there i have to let you know that the relationship has ended um i told her she drew her eyebrows on too
00:17:40high and she looked surprised let me stop you there i want to let you know the relationship has had a happy
00:17:48ending yeah in the toilets okay about ten minutes there you are i think that's cute and that's very
00:17:54you because you just thought of it okay rather than try to d dad joke your set i would lean into these
00:18:01because you love them authenticity is the only way to win any game okay she wants me to lean into my
00:18:07personality which is what the judges have been saying the whole time yeah we can do it i'm ready to toast and
00:18:13roast tomorrow bring it on i'm the best flower girl ever flower i love a wedding
00:18:34i'm not that bad it's elimination day and one of those chicken is gonna get roasted
00:18:39with the little bottom and stand on like yeah cooking french
00:18:49how's everyone feeling re the roast this is our final sort of chance to get a little badge has anyone
00:18:55been in the semi-finals before you know this is uncharted territory for me girls because i have never
00:19:01actually made it this far on drag race before and i'm very excited about it um which really just makes
00:19:07me want it even more girls we are so close to the end i can taste it it tastes good has anyone else
00:19:16uh experienced a finale before any finalists here yes i did i was like a runner-up on my season and
00:19:24um that's where the pressure was at this time around it was to at least match what i did that's 50k on the
00:19:30line is giving drama as a finalist on my season if you stop watching at episode six i can't wait for it
00:19:39well i finished first on my season first runner-up yeah uh just like that i came here to prove that you
00:19:48know i can match that uh placement again but what i've learned from this whole thing is that you are
00:19:54rebirthing a new version of yourself and you don't have to be haunted by your past and you don't have
00:19:59to you know carry that burden i made it to um the final of down under but i felt there was a lot
00:20:05of people who didn't really understand who i am as a person and that was really hard for me to be honest
00:20:10i didn't really enjoy the experience because i was just like scared about how people would um
00:20:16perceive me um and you know even to the point where i'd go to meet and greets and stuff and people paid to
00:20:21meet everybody but they'd walk past me maybe so my first round was although it was very recent it was
00:20:28really tough um but you know now i i've been more me than i have in a very long time i've been able to
00:20:37showcase me again and more authentically me it just gives life more excitement and meaning and it just
00:20:46makes life worth living even more i felt so instantly comfortable around all of you yeah i just feel
00:20:52like you've helped to turn the lights back on and brighten up the house again and um yeah it's been
00:20:58really really special so um thank you for that and no matter what happens like i know that this just
00:21:03means the world just know that you're sending me back to australia but like my old self um so that's
00:21:08really nice and i appreciate it because i felt so scared for a while but um not anymore come on i love
00:21:13you girls i just can't believe what you said like you are one of my favorite people now i love you all
00:21:20oh i love you girls thank you but this has been really really special so um yeah love you
00:21:25babe i love you all i can't wait for you to talk about us on the main stage
00:21:30like you always do bitch it's all in yuma it's all yuma welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag
00:21:39race uk versus the world michelle visage may i call you a polygamist you can call me whatever
00:21:47you like as long as it gets me dual citizenship international treasure graham norton now graham
00:21:56what does your husband think about you marrying michelle visage well luckily he's a huge seduction
00:22:02fan so he's thrilled over the moon well it takes three to make a thing go right
00:22:12and our extra special wedding guest katherine ryan are you with the bride or with the groom
00:22:19well i've been with both two very different lovers though equally generous
00:22:26for better or worse this week we challenged our queens to give a wedding roast and tonight on the
00:22:34runway category is take me up the aisle bridal couture racers start your engines and may the best drag queen
00:22:43win
00:22:51clearly beloved we are gathered here to celebrate the union of michelle visage and graham norton
00:22:58if anyone knows a reason this couple should not be joined together in holy matrimony speak now
00:23:12or forever hold your peace i know many reasons i have them okay okay one at a time first up
00:23:21hanaconda oh first off i feel honored to be here at your nuptials today and as a wise woman's once
00:23:31saying it takes two to make a thing go right but um that doesn't apply in this situation because this
00:23:36is all kinds of wrong to be real about it oh but michelle you are joining an illustrious group of women
00:23:42fran drescher liza minnelli judy garland they went into what we call lavender weddings you know they
00:23:50are marrying the homosexuals i won't tell don't you worry darling don't you worry this is true
00:23:56allyship it really is and graham you taking michelle as your awful wedded wife
00:24:02it's actually lovely for rupaul and her back because it's relieving the pressure of having to carry around
00:24:08michelle on her cocktails for all these years it's truly god's work darling but being up the first
00:24:13cab off the rank i do get to introduce the illustrious group of guests you have up first
00:24:19la grande dame data is so inaudible that i've had more intense conversations with farts from my own
00:24:25asshole marina summers our little filipina princess marina did actually just get her teeth in right
00:24:31before she came here to the show because straight after she's actually heading out to the kentucky derby
00:24:36where she's gonna hope and hope and win uh the little horse miniature best in show which is
00:24:41lovely so i wish you all the luck with that marina and i say nay girl nay
00:24:48but speaking of kentucky all the way from the usa we've got scarlet envy the assault she's unleashed
00:24:54on her face today is next level i've told you once scarlet i've told you twice the makeup brush is not
00:25:01a weapon okay ripples here too you truly are a modern day marvel your legacy is going to live
00:25:09on forever all your systems of levers and pulleys that are holding you together are going to be
00:25:13harvested for parts but last back to our happy couple tonight it's your first night together it's going to
00:25:20be warm it's going to be wet and it's going to be tight yeah and that's just undoing michelle's corset
00:25:28but when it comes to michelle's pussy just slam it in baby because that thing has been filled more
00:25:33times than mine and catherine's lips put together i tell you what it is a party in there the judges are
00:25:41laughing at her jokes we're laughing at her jokes and the best part is hannah is laughing at her own
00:25:47jokes which i find it daring so let's all raise our glasses to the happy couple i'd say if i was
00:25:54greek but i'm not so i won't but now i'm gonna pass you over to the sperm that her mother should have
00:26:02swallowed please give it up for le grandam classy elegant fashionable are all qualities michelle
00:26:14of a sage don't have but sickening gray hair nice boobs great bottom are all adjective we can use to
00:26:23describe graham norton you know graham norton you are the spare talking about that prince harry is
00:26:33considered brave for talking about his frostbitten penis and once again nobody's there to worry about
00:26:40frozen twats how are you michelle great you know when i spray my ankles i just taken them onto michelle
00:26:51that's what i do frozen twats
00:26:57rupaul you are the barely living proof that the power of drag is real the bad news is that you might
00:27:08only get recognition for it once you're dead the good news is that it should happen pretty soon by now
00:27:16i mean i'm not gonna go with the aging jokes again you've heard them all oh sorry i need to explain
00:27:22that so anna aging is what is going to happen to you no matter how many gallons you put in your face
00:27:28and marina a joke is something you say that makes people laugh
00:27:35she tried she tried
00:27:38katherine i was about to forget about you i had to go on wikipedia to find out more
00:27:43so uh what i found was interesting i'm gonna read it out loud page not found what is that about
00:27:51okay you know this competition has been all about lifting up one another which is why anna still
00:28:02don't have a badge we couldn't lift the beach up um that was about it good evening everybody thank you
00:28:13all distinguished guests and thank you all to all of those who simply can't afford to identify as that
00:28:19thank you well i just found my newfound confidence i thought i was the only one struggling with the
00:28:32english language hello everybody my name is marina summers from the philippines mabuhay mabuhay you know
00:28:39mabuhay in filipino means long live and clearly someone in this room already had too many mabuhay
00:28:46oh but we're not here to talk about rupaul we are here to talk about the two other old hacks in the
00:28:54room michelle and graham hello mabuhay especially you mabuhay hello you know michelle and graham's
00:29:03wedding is a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a person to love and marry just marry one
00:29:09of your closest friends who's rich successful and extremely hot and they both failed oh and
00:29:18speaking of failure let's give it up for the lovely guests beside me hello hi scarlett is here because
00:29:24she's pretty and white lagrand is here because she's pretty and white hannah is here because she's just
00:29:31white and there's free food in the lobby and in true australian wildlife fashion that my dear friends
00:29:41just like her name is a rare species of snake after swallowing a double-decker bus
00:29:51yes
00:29:51i would like to propose a toast uh to our questionable couple michelle and graham to our
00:30:03extra special guest judge whoever she may be and to my favorite singer from america beyonce
00:30:15it's clear that this is not her strong suit but she's actually holding her own and i'm so
00:30:19so impressed with her oh girl after some of these toasts michelle visage has never been happier to
00:30:24be gluten-free honey no you're right i am so so happy to be here and i was honored when you asked
00:30:30me to be your maid of honor honestly you know my first thought was wow this bitch really doesn't
00:30:36have any friends girl oh my god but uh you know the ceremony was beautiful you know it was so wonderful
00:30:42we could finally find a priest to get close enough to michelle visage without a garlic necklace and a
00:30:46wooden stake honey speaking of vampires le grand dame is here everyone i mean seriously it's like she
00:30:54hasn't seen a summer in a hundred years girl what are you allergic to the sun would it kill you to go
00:30:57outside girl she gets a sunburn just opening the refrigerator also tia coffee is here girl tia is
00:31:06so stupid that when when rupaul said speak now or forever hold your peace under the table she just
00:31:11grabbed her dick piss marina summers is here now marina and i both know a thing or two about going
00:31:23viral but marina gets her cleared up right up with a shot in the ass and an injection oh
00:31:30the incontinent graham norton is here graham norton has been on the telly so long that the first episode
00:31:36of the graham norton show was in black and white graham norton has been in the business so long
00:31:42how long that people actually had to get up to turn his show off
00:31:52that's bad poor scarlet and honestly best of luck with your second marriage you know the only thing
00:31:59that graham has in common with michelle's first husband is that they were both paid to marry michelle
00:32:04of a song he's being paid tonight rupaul elvis said i can't help falling in love with you but with
00:32:13a face pulled that tight bitch ain't nothing falling okay that was my favorite line
00:32:23i'm having fun up here girl this is fun laugh for god's sakes these are funny jokes
00:32:30right cheers i want to make a toast cheers to michelle to graham cheers and thank you so much
00:32:38congratulate can i drink this now jesus christ this is why i don't go to weddings and thank you and to
00:32:45your coffee now thank you for that fantastic introduction
00:32:58dearly tolerated we are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of this man and
00:33:02graham norton in glory holy matrimony michelle you look stunning graham you're a vision sorry i
00:33:10misread that graham you host eurovision you look a mess you two are a strange pair it's a real blending
00:33:16of cultures michelle visage a french name that roughly translates to michael's face and graham
00:33:25and graham who identifies emotionally with potatoes not because you're irish that's a stereotype
00:33:32it's because much like a potato you go with anything which explains your marriage to michelle
00:33:36uh ru paul is here hi ru you really remind me of my mother she's dead
00:33:46but you would be forgiven for thinking that the five of us on stage are the world's worst
00:33:51spice girls tribute act i guess i'll take scary spice because i'm famously excellent at a mel b
00:33:57impression uh scarlet you can be gin and tonic spice uh la grande jam you can be posh because you're french
00:34:03uh marina you can be baby because you're roughly the size of an eight-month-old child
00:34:09um and hannah this is the first and last time anyone will say this to you you're sporty
00:34:18um now let's get serious you may have heard in the tabloids that myself
00:34:23and la grande dame have had a whirlwind romance in this competition
00:34:27unfortunately that relationship has ended but it was a happy ending about 20 minutes
00:34:33ago in the trial at la grande jam's journey in this competition is very much like my favorite
00:34:38french city why because she's going to lose
00:34:42and finally marina is here she has three badges in this competition scarlet that's this many badges
00:34:56you've got it marina really reminds me of life life is short
00:35:01make the most of it because you never know when it might end cherish every moment
00:35:11i'm tia coffee and when i go i hope it's instant
00:35:20you know i never explained why i brought a trumpet with me good night everyone
00:35:31a perfect ending i'm a genius my wedding planning feels up sensational
00:35:40silence i've made my decision this marriage is off wait what yes i have just received the dna reports
00:35:52michelle and graham a brother and sister
00:36:02lovely suit
00:36:07category is take me up the aisle up first hannah conda this ain't her first time up the aisle
00:36:15my dress is very classic bridal i feel so elegant and beautiful and it feels like it glides and i
00:36:22move and i'm delicate oh i love it i feel like a sponge cake no groom at the end she was going to
00:36:29marry the love of her life but he didn't show at the church it is very sad not all weddings are happy
00:36:36i often end in divorce did she get that big old dress in an ample sale or a junk in the trunk show
00:36:45childlike skin hannah montanaconda here comes the bride also she's approaching
00:36:52oh one more come to the reception for vegemite and fosters
00:37:01up next le grand tom wow i am serving post nuclear world bride you know mutants are very romantic too
00:37:13and they get married i'm walking down the runway and i say i do
00:37:20poof there it is
00:37:23i feel very warm on that runway but that's because of the uranium yes she might have three ovaries
00:37:31but it means she's gonna have a lot of babies she went for an elopement she wanted no frills
00:37:36i've seen her seating plan it's on graham's face
00:37:43something blue
00:37:47up next marina summers
00:37:52this look is a traditional wedding look from the yakan tribe one of the many tribes of the philippines
00:37:58as i walk down i feel kind of emotional because it's just so sacred to be able to wear this
00:38:05that is absolutely beautiful this is my love letter to the philippines and i feel gorgeous i feel
00:38:11powerful and i feel proud hey i think someone stole my wind chimes i'll bet her bridal shower was golden
00:38:21i said hope so oh i hate a destination wedding
00:38:24up next scarlet envy i'm serving las vegas baby i'm feeling fantastic i feel like i just got married
00:38:38in vegas and i'm definitely saying i do want another vodka soda rsv penis optional oh i can't help
00:38:47fall in love who wants to get hitched to this bitch she doesn't know whether to toss a bouquet or graham's
00:38:54salad i can see her las vegas landing strip
00:38:57up next the question remains tea or coffee wait is this a wedding or a gender reveal party she is from
00:39:09the hood motherhood
00:39:10i am giving you a sci-fi alien moment i am pregnant with baby xenu serving you fierceness from far away
00:39:22across the universe this look is a milky sleigh you know this alien is only doing it for the visa
00:39:28the dress is made of actual bridal satin there's bridal lace it's shiny it's shimmering it's gorgeous
00:39:39look at the train there are ruffles and i've got my legs out why because they're long she's serving
00:39:45morning sickness oh yeah i guess we know she likes the tea bag left in
00:39:51welcome queens it's time for the judges critiques up first hannah conda hey hannah hi girl you were a
00:40:06joy as always i thought you had a lot of really fun jokes and you laughed at what the other girls were
00:40:11saying to you even when it really wasn't funny you were there to be the cackler i was very offended that
00:40:16you didn't seem to take my love for michelle seriously uh the whole thing seemed like a joke to
00:40:21them i love the way you styled yourself like that aunt who's claiming every centerpiece at the
00:40:26end of the night that outfit let us know exactly what you were going to do i love that woman i loved
00:40:34that you opened by dabbing the napkin at your mouth as though you'd filleted a groomsman
00:40:39that was a physical joke before you'd even opened your mouth you can see that you're someone who's
00:40:44happy to take the piss out of yourself and that made you more warm and more likable to watch so well
00:40:48done oh thank you so much and tonight i think this is really beautiful this is not traditional hannah
00:40:54this is traditional bride with a little nod of hannah i was captivated by the way that you performed the
00:40:59runway walk it drew me in very romantic and and a little bit sad almost where is he i've been here for
00:41:06three days i guess you figured that no one else would do the traditional bride and you did it and it looks
00:41:13fantastic anything else you want to add um no but i feel really pretty and um it's nice to just be
00:41:19fabulous and gay so thank you very much i loved it up next le grand dame michelle it wasn't the worst
00:41:27thing it wasn't the best thing there were moments where i felt you kind of spiraling and then you
00:41:31rallying yourself back and that's how you you know separate a performer from a novice you had wordplay
00:41:38which is very difficult twat is a new word for like constant it didn't land so well but then you
00:41:43just repeated yourself you explained the joke to everyone and that took a lot of balls you said
00:41:48ankles frozen twat work with me i really admired your commitment to the challenge you never seemed
00:41:55defeated you know if jokes weren't landing you just went well i'm gonna gonna give you another one here
00:42:01comes another one i was so excited to do a road we really don't get to do that in france this doesn't
00:42:06translate it would sound really mean very fast so right because let's face it in france a rose is
00:42:11just everyday life not entertaining enough let's talk about this galliano beautiful runway fashion
00:42:18moment you look absolutely exquisite and i love it this is just beyond i mean that headpiece should just
00:42:26be you know in an art gallery i have been to small town canadian art galleries we don't have this
00:42:31you are just a vision it is so beautiful the color is so unexpected just amazing thanks up next marina
00:42:43summer in the roast when you had the timing you had us and then when it kind of fell off or you felt
00:42:49the joke's not landing then you would lose it but i enjoyed it and i loved your energy what i really
00:42:55liked ros when things didn't land you knew we would laugh are you doing your little kind of runway
00:43:00thing so i was like i love it was so shameless yeah we're still laughing we're still laughing what did
00:43:06surprise me is that i thought you were stronger in the workshop with me i was more comfortable reading it
00:43:12to you i did notice a lot of the other queens glanced at their notes and that's fine but you were
00:43:17completely off book in your second language so that was really really impressive to me there was a
00:43:22confidence there you know there were times when you faltered but you know if you were to get a
00:43:26second chance i could tell that you would nail it this is just beyond beautiful and you sell the
00:43:33garments and the looks so beautifully every little detail is there even baby hairs at the nape of your
00:43:40neck along with every little thing hanging and all the crystals in the headpiece it's all just really
00:43:44beautiful and i love your filipino pride this outfit is smashy what is this outfit called uh this is a
00:43:50traditional bridal garment from a tribe called the yakan tribe these textiles are actually hand woven
00:43:57by the women of yakan tribe they were very gracious enough to let us wear it and represent that here
00:44:03thank you thank you up next scarlet engie you're one that struggled as well with some of the jokes but
00:44:10you did power through it you knew it you kind of acknowledged it and you still carried on because
00:44:14you're a performer that's what you do you gave it your best go i appreciated your energy there was kind of a
00:44:19disconnect i felt between your delivery and the material oh you were kind of almost over selling
00:44:26the jokes so if you trusted in your jokes more they would have landed better i think i was confused as
00:44:31to why you weren't getting more laughs really because i was laughing i think that you do this you you
00:44:37indicate like you know when someone mentions your belt you will say you mean this belt i think it
00:44:41distracts from where the punchline is because the material was strong but for some reason the laughs
00:44:47were there i love what you're wearing tonight nothing says american drag quite like the yassification
00:44:53of elvis the makeup i think all of it is super super fun tonight i was expecting more of a slutty bride
00:44:59i was expecting more skin on your wedding day but uh this is beautiful i'm always so inspired by what
00:45:08queens are able to do with their silhouettes and seeing that little itty bitty waist and the hips on you
00:45:14this evening might have saved me a trip to turkey so thank you this outfit is just exquisite i love
00:45:21it so much thank you thank you up next tia coffee so we waited this whole series to see what was in the
00:45:29dossier and it was joke cards i knew that you were gonna have it because you brought you to the assignment
00:45:38it worked all of it was a home run i was so proud of you i so enjoy the way you know yourself now that
00:45:45you weren't doing an impression of a stand-up you were being tia coffee and it was you know intentional
00:45:51and well written you know that's impressive everything worked you didn't lose your dad jokes michael face
00:45:58just so many fun takeaway things you set the tone for who you are and what your comedy's gonna be
00:46:07within seconds of opening your mouth and it was just hilarious this outfit is ridiculous this is so
00:46:17different and elevated from the last time you were here and it makes me so happy i mean on your season you would
00:46:23have done this but that would have been a capy patch doll in a tesco bag of lemonade great job tonight
00:46:29tia thank you the baby is yours
00:46:38thank you tia thank you queens i think we've heard enough based on the judge's critiques i've made some
00:46:46decisions at this point in the competition if you're not in the top you are in the bottom
00:46:57tea coffee anaconda
00:47:01dragulations you are the top two queens of the week
00:47:04that means the grand dame marina summers scarlet envy i'm sorry my dears but you are the bottom queens
00:47:19of the week
00:47:23hannah
00:47:25tia each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate if you win the lip sync
00:47:34so while you deliberate in the work room the judges and i will return graham and michelle's wedding
00:47:41gifts for cash and store credit you may leave the stage oh my god just a couple of brides we're back
00:47:53in the work room and baby she's top two and i'm so proud we're in i'm going to the vitals
00:48:02congrats to our top two ladies yay and you are in the finale oh my god i know and you're some funny
00:48:08bitches too that was really so incredible girls like you did fantastic as well honestly it was a fun
00:48:15time there was lots of laughs how are you feeling marina um honestly i feel proud of myself i may not
00:48:21got the all the laughs but i you got all the badges i got
00:48:25that's what it is you know i mean it's unfortunate that there's three in the bottom
00:48:33this week
00:48:34i do not feel like i deserve to be in the bottom
00:48:38maybe i fell short in my delivery on some of the jokes
00:48:41but i'm a bit worried now look tia i know this is going to be a tough decision for us both
00:48:47yeah um again i do accept bribes and um and there will be a job on offer uh at the
00:48:53come what is it when you come to canoefield corporation you need to start this company let's
00:48:58me or hannah are going to make the decision about who we're going into the final with and that's a
00:49:03lot to think about i don't really know what to do how are you feeling i don't know i mean it sucks to be
00:49:09the bottom i feel like i wouldn't have been if there wasn't three of us i just i think i was like
00:49:16much better than the other two girls i feel it's difficult because is it track record is it who
00:49:26potentially might have done the worst in this last challenge or is it at the last minute taking out
00:49:32the biggest competition i think it would be the gag of the season if marina went anywhere i mean blue
00:49:38did it to pangina and she won the whole thing and she won that's true that would be a you know i
00:49:47hate to see you in this position because you've been the untouchable marina summers this whole
00:49:51competition um and for me you know that really just gives me the opportunity now to just get rid of
00:49:58you i know with marina i could play strategy if i get rid of her i know that it's it's almost a clear
00:50:04path to 50 000 pounds all i know is that i'm proud of you i love you as a sister
00:50:08and um i will help you pack the bags
00:50:13i actually don't feel good about this conversation
00:50:17i'm pretty confident that hannah will not pick my lipstick but you'll never know you'll never know
00:50:25how are you feeling i'm feeling okay it really is your decision and uh just know that it won't affect
00:50:32uh what we've shared so far you do what you gotta do but i really want to be here till the end and
00:50:38and i believe that i do something i appreciate you saying that i've grown so close to the grand
00:50:44arm in this competition and it's a head versus heart decision
00:50:47but how you feeling girl i'm proud of what i did i also think if there were only two of us i don't
00:50:55think i would be here i think it was very clear who the two bottom queens this week are
00:51:02and it's not me i just wanted so mad you know yeah look i don't know what's gonna happen i i'm really
00:51:09feeling that this is gonna be one of those decisions it's like down to the wire pro is i think i could beat her in a
00:51:14lip sync so that's good so you know knowing that we're probably gonna have to lip sync to this crown
00:51:20keeping her there could be a safety net
00:51:25congratulations first of all you did so well i'm so proud of you top four baby thank you
00:51:32if i were in the top i would get rid of me at this moment but i don't want to go home
00:51:37not now three badges aside i've worked so hard just to get here and i have put everything into
00:51:47my craft and it would mean a lot to me to be in that finale to represent what we want to represent
00:51:53somewhere across the world a brown queer person is watching two people of color doing well in
00:51:59competition yeah and it would be my dream to keep a holding hand with you until the end yeah
00:52:07yeah i can feel her passion and her fight and her desire to get to the end i don't know what to do
00:52:16i want to be with you all the way like i i love you all and i don't know i think i deserve to stay a
00:52:22little longer because my track record isn't the worst because i brought interesting things to the
00:52:30competition there are many ways this could be played but i want to stay with my sisters and really
00:52:36give it a shot a good nice good shot i want to stay here and i want to keep laughing with you okay
00:52:41okay data has also been incredibly really strong and uh but did vulture this week like it's really
00:52:49really freaking hard looking at these lipsticks in front of me i know what decision i have to make
00:53:02the question is whether it's based on fairness and track record whether it's based on strategy and
00:53:07making sure that i can get to that top two or whether or not it's keeping the grand dame for
00:53:14no reason it's a tough call this is the penultimate lip sync if i win i'll be taking away someone's
00:53:24dream of being in the final i could take out the biggest competition i could do it how would i do it
00:53:32that's some game of thrones right there
00:53:34welcome back ladies to internationally acclaimed queens stand before me ladies this is your chance to
00:53:50impress me and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the charm
00:53:56i have got a plan to pay homage to the eliminated queens i want to go into that final with a second badge
00:54:06time's coming need your lip sync for the world
00:54:16this is the last time we're gonna get this freaking badge i cannot go into the finale without a badge
00:54:21tia your tricks aren't gonna work here because i'm gonna win good luck and don't fuck it up
00:54:42tonight
00:54:44tonight eternity's an open door
00:54:48no
00:54:50i'll never stop doing the things you do
00:54:52no
00:54:54no
00:54:56no
00:54:58no
00:55:00no
00:55:02no
00:55:04no
00:55:06no
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00:55:20no
00:55:22no
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00:55:26no
00:55:28no
00:55:30no
00:55:32no
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00:55:50no
00:55:52no
00:55:58no
00:56:00no
00:56:02no
00:56:04Euphoria
00:56:07Euphoria
00:56:13Euphoria
00:56:15Euphoria
00:56:17Gorgeous.
00:56:31Ladies,
00:56:34I've made my decision.
00:56:42Anaconda!
00:56:44Contraculations.
00:56:45You're a winner, baby.
00:56:49Thank you so much.
00:56:51And you've earned your first
00:56:53Gold Rue Peter badge.
00:56:55Yay!
00:56:56Gold Rue Peter!
00:57:00Wear it with pride.
00:57:02Thank you, I will.
00:57:03And, most importantly,
00:57:05you've made it through
00:57:06to next week's
00:57:07Lip Sync Smackdown
00:57:09for the crown.
00:57:10Ah, shit.
00:57:12Tia Kofi,
00:57:14you are safe
00:57:15and you've made it through
00:57:17to next week's
00:57:18Lip Sync Smackdown
00:57:19for the crown.
00:57:21Bravo!
00:57:22Yes!
00:57:23You just beat me
00:57:24in a Lip Sync
00:57:25so it's not looking promising.
00:57:27You may step
00:57:28to the back of the stage.
00:57:32I love you.
00:57:33So proud of you.
00:57:34Congratulations.
00:57:35Thank you, Babes.
00:57:38Will the bottom three queens
00:57:40please step forward?
00:57:48With great power
00:57:49comes great responsibility.
00:57:51Halakonda,
00:57:54which queen
00:57:55have you chosen
00:57:56to get
00:57:57the chop?
00:58:01I don't want to be a dream crusher
00:58:03and, um,
00:58:04this was an incredibly,
00:58:05incredibly hard decision
00:58:06for me to make.
00:58:07But,
00:58:08one has to go
00:58:09and tonight
00:58:10I have chosen
00:58:14Scarlet.
00:58:15I love you so much
00:58:18and I'm proud of you.
00:58:21As it is written,
00:58:23so it shall be done.
00:58:25Scarlet Envy,
00:58:27you are and will always be
00:58:29drama
00:58:31and a global phenomenon.
00:58:34Now,
00:58:35sashay away.
00:58:39I've done this a few times,
00:58:40I know how it goes.
00:58:41I love you.
00:58:42I love you so much.
00:58:43Thank you for everything.
00:58:44Congratulations.
00:58:45Thank you, baby.
00:58:49UK versus the world
00:58:50wants me
00:58:51and the feeling
00:58:52is mutual.
00:58:53Yes!
00:58:54Yes!
00:58:57Yes!
00:59:00It fucking sucks
00:59:01to be the one to leave tonight.
00:59:02It's hard to get this close
00:59:04and not get what I really wanted.
00:59:06But,
00:59:07I hope I've done the USA proud.
00:59:09My lyrics earlier in the season
00:59:10were,
00:59:11never fear the future.
00:59:12So,
00:59:13just because you don't achieve
00:59:14the goal that you set for yourself
00:59:16doesn't mean
00:59:17you shouldn't set another one, girl.
00:59:18Take a coffee.
00:59:23Please step forward.
00:59:27Am I getting surprise eliminated?
00:59:32My fabulous final four.
00:59:34Condragulations!
00:59:36Now,
00:59:37I want to hear from you,
00:59:38our viewers.
00:59:39Who do you think
00:59:40deserves to be crowned
00:59:41Queen
00:59:42of the Mother Tuckin' world?
00:59:45Are you Team Hanaconda?
00:59:48Team La Grande Dame?
00:59:54Are you Team Marina Summers?
00:59:59Or,
01:00:00are you Team Tia Coffey?
01:00:05Tune in next week
01:00:06for the grand finale
01:00:07of RuPaul's Drag Race UK
01:00:09versus the world.
01:00:10Where we will crown ourselves
01:00:11a winner, baby!
01:00:14And remember,
01:00:15if you can't love yourself
01:00:16how in the hell
01:00:17you're gonna love somebody else.
01:00:18Can I get an amen
01:00:19up in here?
01:00:20Amen!
01:00:21Alright,
01:00:22now let the music play!
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