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00:00She needs to...
00:05If she says she ain't doing it, she ain't...
00:10She needs to...
00:11She needs to...
00:12She needs to...
00:15She can't do this.
00:17She thought it out, did you?
00:19She thought it out, did you?
00:20All the men.
00:21Work out what the little woman should do.
00:23Listen, whatever was said in the courtroom...
00:25Bang out of order, alright?
00:26Maybe, is it?
00:27Because I was with someone else when I noticed that.
00:30Time on you.
00:31You have to pay me.
00:32The night before the trial!
00:35Is that stressin' and I'm throwin' myself at someone else?
00:37Let's get into the screen.
00:38Don't leave me.
00:39Don't leave me.
00:40Do you think things about women?
00:41I'm doing it.
00:42Proving him right.
00:43I'm proving him right.
00:44I'm proving him right.
00:45Come on, please.
00:46You go back to that call.
00:47Big.
00:50Tell him the truth, right?
00:51What about boss?
00:52Yeah?
00:53What about boss?
00:54Yeah?
00:55Don't tell him the truth and all.
00:56Don't tell him the truth and all.
00:57Don't tell him the truth and all.
01:00Don't tell him.
01:01Don't tell him.
01:02Don't tell him the truth and all.
01:03Don't tell him why he...
01:04Oh, hi.
01:05Okay.
01:06Okay.
01:07Where's he?
01:08I should know.
01:10Give yourself some time to set up when you get there.
01:13I don't need to show.
01:14It's a big thing, huh?
01:15I remember Kira's child.
01:16No, I'm not Kira.
01:17I haven't done anything wrong.
01:19I'm just going there.
01:20Say it how it is.
01:21And you, baby girl, can be absolutely brilliant.
01:23Wait!
01:24See?
01:25No one believes in me.
01:26Can you just tell us to get ready, please?
01:28Get ready.
01:29If you want to worry about...
01:30...someone.
01:31Or about Nugget.
01:32He's a woman like half a kidney.
01:33Love you too.
01:34Your brother is...
01:35It's fine.
01:36Are we cabinet?
01:37Sookie's dealing with the HMO, so let's just...
01:40That's free for now.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Does someone want to do something helpful for me?
01:45Let's just put that on top.
01:46Let's just put that on top.
01:47Can someone want to pay her, chocolate spread of my taste?
01:50Right, Princess.
01:51Can you ring and book it so that we're ready, please?
01:54Um...
01:55Yeah, I've just got a bit of work.
01:56Work? Today?
01:57I know, I know, you get in the cab.
02:00I'll take long and, um, I'll see you there.
02:02Okay, please.
02:03Can I take that?
02:03I told you I was...
02:05I know, you too.
02:05I know.
02:09Did you see...
02:10Did you see her faces when she kicked off?
02:12This isn't over, Joel.
02:13Have you proper showed her, though?
02:15Even if she doesn't come back, there's...
02:17Did you tell my dad to come see me?
02:20Let me see some questions, aren't you?
02:21There's a breakfast in this place.
02:25What are you doing, Colum, yeah?
02:28Hey, who is...
02:30I thought he'd see you and can't.
02:35Can you call someone else?
02:40Say bye.
02:40I don't have to.
02:43Ah!
02:45Please stop!
02:47What are you doing?
02:48Go with me!
02:49Stop!
02:50Stop!
02:51What are you gonna do?
02:52Hm?
02:55Stop!
02:56Stop!
02:57Stop!
02:58Stop!
02:59Stop!
03:00Stop!
03:01Stop!
03:02Stop!
03:03Stop!
03:05I had to go for a walk.
03:06Just to get away from everyone doing my head in.
03:10I think they will get it fast.
03:15Stop!
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03:32Hang out with Barney.
03:33Chat rubbish on my phone.
03:35Stop!
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04:09I don't want to make you feel unimportant or anything like that, but this whole...
04:14toxic boy thing, that ain't all because of you.
04:19Even if it ain't all me, I am still...
04:24in the hearts of what is making.
04:29I've done some things that are very wrong.
04:33Who was it?
04:34This ain't about what you've done.
04:39Okay, because nothing, nothing at all means that what a loser did.
04:44Is right.
04:45Okay?
04:49Look, if you feel like you can't go through with any more of it, then...
04:54Your boy's a waste, man, isn't it?
04:59I will personally dick him for the break of us, okay?
05:01That's okay.
05:04I'll be right back.
05:05I'll be right back.
05:06I'll be right back.
05:09I'll be right back.
05:10I'll be right back.
05:14No.
05:15Alright.
05:16You really don't need to do this, you know.
05:17Come and listen.
05:18You don't owe many...
05:19No one said bring a baby sir.
05:22Aim over your lip.
05:24We're gonna be right here okay?
05:26They said you forgot.
05:27No.
05:28We'll be right here.
05:29Come on.
05:30At least that's one thing I don't get in here eh?
05:34Don't deal with that.
05:35Why did you want to save me?
05:37Nice.
05:39Wanted something normal?
05:41Five minutes with a mate?
05:43I mean I s-
05:44That's what you said you was looking for, so-
05:46No.
05:47This place-
05:49You're gonna start crying again mate.
05:52Just go.
05:54That ain't your mate.
05:55I really have cut them off you ain't I?
05:59Watch your mouth Julia.
06:00Mum.
06:01I've got in.
06:04Be a man.
06:09You're right.
06:10It's hard.
06:12But it isn't exactly-
06:14Easy being a girl.
06:15I'll put you on a skirt next.
06:19In my head saw-
06:22What are they sitting cold?
06:23Well they sit in cool.
06:24Me and my mom every day.
06:29I wish I never did that.
06:34But I did.
06:39I would make anyone else feel small to make myself feel bigger.
06:42Okay, you can go now.
06:44If you feel strong, then that ain't being a man.
06:47Not being proud of yourself.
06:49If you don't change, then you're going to be in somewhere like this.
06:54And who's the big man then, eh?
06:59I know you talk so much.
07:04About men needing to be tough.
07:06But Joel, you can't even...
07:09Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:14Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:19Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:24Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:29Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:30Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:31Don't stand up and say what you've done.
07:32I just can't believe that Sookie's left.
07:34Just tidy all this up on your own.
07:35It doesn't even matter.
07:37When she's going to kill me, I'm going to lose my child.
07:39You can't get sacked for being burgled.
07:41Have you met Sucky?
07:42It's a bigger problem than I thought.
07:44Now I'm supposed to be heading to that toilet.
07:49What's happened to you?
07:50Kids.
07:51And you didn't ring to call me.
07:54And she's not injured.
07:55Thank you for asking.
07:56And you are?
07:57A baby.
07:58A son.
07:59Just stay in the ring.
08:00Right.
08:02Well, we need to check the CCT.
08:04Can you clear this up?
08:05Really?
08:06We've already looked at it.
08:08No, please.
08:09This really is nothing to do with that little B&B, is there?
08:12It's nothing.
08:14Much has been taken with a handful of scratch cards, a bottle of brandy.
08:19Random, my name.
08:22Right.
08:22I'd better get back to work.
08:24It's my little B&B.
08:27Really, we need the police.
08:29I'd better get back to work for the insurance.
08:30The bones in the back.
08:31I don't have to.
08:34I've got lunch for Penny later.
08:35Yeah, so you've got time to salt it.
08:39I don't need the police.
08:40No, I don't need to leave.
08:40I don't need to leave.
08:40All right.
08:41I'm going to leave.
08:41I'm going to leave.
08:42See you soon.
08:49You
08:54Maybe a few more minutes. I think perhaps we should move on
08:59to the next witness.
09:04You
09:09Miss Fowler.
09:14We need to start.
09:15Yes.
09:35Did you ask her to put a screen between you two?
09:37There's no shame in asking about that.
09:39I ain't scared of Joel one.
09:40I ain't got nothing to hide evil.
09:44He ain't coming, is he?
09:49But your dad's gonna be here.
09:51Okay?
10:04I think being a boy today
10:09of all these precious, highest bodies to be.
10:15All this stuff online.
10:16And when they see the women around them act.
10:18No, you're not.
10:19Not doing that to me again.
10:20Not today.
10:21Not today.
10:24When I fell in love with Joel's dad.
10:29I took Joel on and all.
10:32And I tried.
10:35We both tried so very hard.
10:37And...
10:38We both tried so very hard.
10:39And...
10:40He would just lie.
10:41Every time.
10:42Every time.
10:44Pretended change.
10:45And we believe him.
10:48And we believe him.
10:49Because we wanted to believe him.
10:51Because we wanted to believe him.
10:54All I ever wanted was to make him.
10:59Make our little family work.
11:05To be the mum to Joel.
11:07That I knew he needed.
11:09For me.
11:10Pasad Be causative.
11:11I loved him.
11:14And the synth.
11:15Strongly in his eyes.
11:18But he was able to use it.
11:23He wasn't San Antonio.
11:26So, he's shallot.
11:31He daÃ.
11:34and I let him do it to me again yesterday.
11:39I let you do it to me yesterday and I...
11:44I'm not having him do it to me again.
11:48He beat me.
11:49He beat me and he filmed it and he left me.
11:54He left me lying there and it stopped.
11:59Today, it stops happening to me today.
12:04All the others...
12:09This...
12:10stops.
12:14No more questions.
12:16Thank you, Miss Farmer.
12:19Call our next witness.
12:21Avani Nandrahat.
12:45They've given me a job here.
12:49That's good.
12:50It's for today.
12:51A moment being cool.
12:54Look, I'm sorry, lad.
12:55My little girl's gonna have to go through everything.
12:56Look, I'm sorry, lad.
12:57My little girl's gonna have to go through everything.
12:58My little girl's gonna have to go through everything.
12:59That's the reason that that kid did to her.
13:00I've given you a note.
13:01You gave me the choice.
13:02I've given you a note.
13:03You gave me the choice.
13:04I've given you a note.
13:05Oh, don't I?
13:06Huh?
13:07Second month.
13:09You know how this works.
13:10Well, you don't show, you lose that.
13:14Trust.
13:15My daughter needs me, Jack.
13:16And that is why you're doing this.
13:17You're doing this for her.
13:19I know what you're doing.
13:20But you're family.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Yeah, yeah.
13:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:24Yeah, you too.
13:24Hey, um, you just...
13:29kept telling me things that I wanted to hear, you know, how...
13:34how he respected girls that he'd just got me.
13:39And you believed him.
13:44Yeah, um, I...
13:47I was going through a lot at the...
13:49I mean, it ain't important, but, um...
13:54I guess I just didn't really think much of myself.
13:59And, um, he made me feel seen.
14:05And...
14:07after...
14:09I mean, I didn't want to...
14:14to be in a relationship.
14:17And I think maybe he did.
14:19So maybe I hurt him?
14:25I mean...
14:27But then I started getting...
14:29these messages...
14:30from these girls.
14:31Like, just calling me a skit.
14:33And...
14:34saying some other really horrible things.
14:38And...
14:40I thought that he'd just told everyone.
14:42Because that's what boys do, you know.
14:44like, they mouth off.
14:46Um...
14:48But...
14:50he...
14:51he had...
14:52he had filmed it.
14:55And he didn't tell me.
14:57In fact, I...
14:58I only found out about him.
14:59recently.
15:02Um...
15:04in the video.
15:05i had...
15:06my clothes off.
15:08Uh...
15:09And he had been showing everyone.
15:13He even put it up.
15:14It was my first time, you know.
15:19It was meant to be, I'm sorry, it was just.
15:24Something for everyone to laugh at.
15:25Just to put me in my place.
15:28He made me.
15:29I feel really dark.
15:31Do you think this is funny?
15:34Because it ain't funny.
15:36Avani.
15:37Sorry, um.
15:39I will give you.
15:44Something to laugh about.
15:45No, no, no.
15:46I'm not serious here.
15:47I've been avani and myself.
15:49Please.
15:49Can everyone just calm down?
15:51Maybe we could take five minutes.
15:52I don't even know why I'm here.
15:53Trying to.
15:54Make you all believe me.
15:55All I wanted was someone to make me feel good about myself.
15:59But you know what?
16:00I don't need a boyfriend.
16:01Because I know who I am.
16:03And why I.
16:04My mom is good.
16:05You've been very brave.
16:08No more.
16:09Questions.
16:14No need for cross-defemoration, I think.
16:17Evidence over.
16:19And for the defence.
16:44It's as if nothing...
16:49I have to say, Bea has been amazing.
16:54I was just giving you a little more of peanut butter.
16:57I don't have any...
16:59She's a Scottish sublifter then, too.
17:04You don't want to bother him with all that after the day he's had.
17:07I did talk.
17:09Mr. Penisar, that you weren't looking for any good, honest, reliable...
17:14I see you have lots of experience.
17:19Well, I couldn't live safe when I can hear a man, but...
17:22We could.
17:24If you were a child for a month, you could see how it goes.
17:29Mr. Penisar is always serious, always serious.
17:32Now, you're going to update me.
17:34Thank you so much.
17:37You're so not going to regret this.
17:39I hope not.
17:44You are amazing.
17:45You are amazing.
17:46Oh, that's not free to...
17:47Oh, okay.
17:49Oh, you're and me behind that.
17:50Okay, I'm so...
17:51I'm matching tabloids.
17:54I'm matching tabloids.
17:55I'm matching tabloids.
17:58All right.
17:59All I wanted was my dad
18:02Someone to
18:04Help me find my way
18:09Mum leaving us, moving out
18:11All he was doing was work
18:13And then
18:14He met Vicky
18:15And
18:16All he wanted to do was see her
18:20I was like 14 at the time
18:22And then
18:23Because she was
18:24Trying to come back here
18:25And he dragged me away from
18:27All my mates
18:28And
18:29He dumped me somewhere
18:30I didn't know anyone
18:31And
18:32Spent all his time on her
18:34I mean
18:38I already said
18:39Then I got everything right
18:41You know what it's like
18:42Being a teenager
18:43He's gonna get off
18:44But
18:45Every time I got stuff wrong
18:47He just started throwing money at it
18:49Make it all worse
18:51Why am I meant to know
18:52What's right and wrong
18:53I
18:54I just thought
18:55All my mess ups
18:56Were getting in the way
18:57Of their fun
18:58May she get
18:59Is it all about
19:00Wanting to be a good mum
19:01But what kind of mum
19:02Goes and gives money to girls
19:04Because their boys
19:05Tried chatting him up
19:06And what kind of mum
19:07Sorry you're doing this
19:08Mr Marshall
19:09No no I'm sorry
19:10I can't
19:11You're seriously still choosing our date
19:14But whatever happens
19:15Whatever you did
19:17I'm here for you
19:19Because you're my son
19:20And I love you
19:21Mr Marshall
19:22Once I've finished my questioning
19:23But
19:24I also love my partner
19:26And I need to stand up for her
19:28Like none of the
19:29This
19:30It wasn't her
19:31Funk
19:32Why it was mine
19:34And I'm man enough to admit
19:35That's her child
19:38Thanks
19:39Everything that happens
19:41Everything that happens
19:42Everything you've done
19:43Everything you've done
19:44That is on me
19:45That is on me
19:46And that is on you
19:49Can I tell it's my brief
19:53Can I tell it's my brief
19:54Please
19:59Ian's old talk
20:04He's not going to stop
20:05Till he shuts us down
20:06He's not even going to get elected
20:07He's not even going to get elected
20:09And
20:10I've even known the
20:11The Victorer
20:12A while
20:13Storing a mile
20:14Market
20:15Cafe
20:16Chipping
20:17I shop them
20:18And as a prominent local businessmen
20:19Ladies
20:20If he sends you to sleep
20:21I've got some spare bedrooms
20:22Which he'll happily charge you by the hour
20:24That is a lie
20:25Of course
20:26One of the first things I'll do
20:27If I get elected
20:28Is to clamp down
20:29The so-called vice
20:30In the area
20:31Orford's always been
20:34Talking about family
20:35Hasn't it?
20:36Well you should know
20:37You've had enough of them
20:38He's not going to get elected
20:39You barely squeaked it last time
20:41I sure see
20:44Stand against him
20:45And win
20:49Joe
20:52Joe
20:53You have been
20:54In charge with three
20:55Very serious offences
20:57Grievous bodily harm
20:59Voyeurism
21:00And
21:01Taking
21:02And
21:03Distributing
21:04Indecent images
21:05Of a child
21:06Ellen
21:07Go ain't they
21:08And
21:09And
21:10On
21:11All
21:12Charges
21:13You have
21:14Changed
21:15Your
21:16Plea
21:17To
21:18Guilty
21:19Will require
21:20The youth offending team
21:21To prepare a report
21:22On
21:23You
21:24And
21:25And
21:26Your
21:27Background
21:28We
21:29Will
21:30Adjourn
21:31Your
21:32Case
21:33For
21:34Sentence
21:35On
21:36The
21:37Future
21:38The
21:52Take
21:53The
21:54Take
21:55The
21:56Take
21:58To
21:59The
22:01If she wants to run, I'll let her run.
22:03If you can have a bit of good luck, why can't she?
22:06I'll let her run.
22:11I'll let her run.
22:16I'll let her run.
22:21I want my money.
22:23You've got your scratch cards.
22:25In fact, more than one.
22:26We agreed.
22:27Deb, we didn't win, Finn.
22:30Let's come forward.
22:31How are you?
22:33Off you pop.
22:36How are you?
22:37How are you?
22:38How are you?
22:40How are you?
22:41How are you?
22:43Why?
22:46What made you?
22:51Is it because you wanted a short sentence?
22:56How are you?
22:58How are you?
22:59How are you?
23:00How are you?
23:01I'm sorry.
23:06How are you?
23:07How are you?
23:09How are you?
23:11Chau.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:18It's okay.
23:20It's okay.
23:21I'm sorry.
23:23I'm sorry.
23:26We'll get out my clunkies when you're out.
23:31There you go, darling.
23:35It's alright.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:39It tricks you any else, alright?
23:42Why didn't you call?
23:43I want to send a limo for you all to celebrate.
23:47Hey, Mr Tommy.
23:48It's all down to you, mate, this morning.
23:52Do you think when they send it out to you?
23:55They've actually got up to you.
23:56Yeah.
23:57And he deserves every month of it.
23:59When I'm cancelled...
24:00Oh, not married!
24:01Speaking of love, what would you like for you?
24:04Why don't you just give me a glass of wine, I don't care.
24:06I'm sorry, darling.
24:07Yeah.
24:08I'm sorry.
24:09I'm sorry.
24:10I'm sorry.
24:11I'll just mind saying that.
24:12It's safe putting her through one of that.
24:13Yeah.
24:14But maybe putting her through all that is...
24:16What changed?
24:17It's mad.
24:18Daddy.
24:19Funny.
24:20What's wrong?
24:21What?
24:22I'm so sorry.
24:23I'm so sorry.
24:24It doesn't matter.
24:25If they...
24:26What's wrong with you?
24:27What's wrong with you?
24:28What's wrong with you?
24:29Well, I don't know.
24:30I don't know.
24:31Yes.
24:31Today's your news, hope wherever you will is worth it.
24:36One thing, one day.
24:38Yeah, don't you think?
24:39Your daughter was in court.
24:41On the stand, on her own.
24:43I wasn't on my own, I heard you.
24:46And all of them, our boy, our man, that she trusted, lied to her face.
24:51And let her down.
24:52Carefree, I'm...
24:52So whatever you're going to say, just go home.
24:56Say it to yourself.
25:06Well, I know you said why, but I thought, you know, as we're celebrating...
25:11You must not help us smash, do you think?
25:14What did you say on that stand?
25:17Does it matter?
25:18What matters is how little creep gets put away.
25:21I hope he rocks in there.
25:22Maybe some of the big lads will sort him out.
25:24Oh, is that meant to be funny, Mark?
25:26I was just...
25:28Yeah, we don't.
25:31He did bad things, okay?
25:35But all of this...
25:36It's just all so sad.
25:41He ain't evil.
25:43It's lost.
25:45It's confused.
25:46It's losing...
25:47How did anybody get to this?
25:51It's just a child.
25:55It's just a...
25:56Oh, boy.
25:56No, I don't.
25:58I don't.
26:01I don't.
26:01I don't.
26:02I don't.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:03Oh, my God.
26:05Oh, my God.
26:06Oh my God.
26:07Oh my God.
26:08Oh my God.
26:09Oh my God.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:16You
26:41I'm sorry.
26:46I'm sorry.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:55I'm sorry.
26:59I'm sorry.
27:00I'm sorry.
27:05I'm sorry.
27:05I'm sorry.
27:10I'm sorry.
27:10I'm sorry.
27:11I'm sorry.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:21I'm sorry.
27:21I'm sorry.
27:26I'm sorry.
27:26I'm sorry.
27:27It's about time you know now.
27:28Change your barrel.
27:28I'll show you.
27:29Come on.
27:30See you later.
27:31Bye.
27:32Bye.
27:33Bye.
27:34Bye.
27:35Bye.
27:36Bye.
27:36Bye.
27:37Bye.
27:38Bye.
27:39Bye.
27:40Bye.
27:41Bye.
27:42Bye.
27:43Bye.
27:44Bye.
27:45Bye.
27:46Bye.
27:47Bye.
27:48That's good.
27:50It's very good.
27:53It's very good.
28:13I stood after me today when I needed him.
28:28I swore it.
28:29I could get through it.
28:33I am here and I am by your side.
28:36Okay?
28:37Yeah.
29:04Support me only then.
29:05I can post this episode daily.
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