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00:17Ain't seen Oscar this morning, haven't you? You're joking then with Peter goes to work at the crack of dawn
00:23Any thoughts on how they're gonna run the wicked witch of the West out of town? I'll speak to Oscar
00:28I might think differently to them. Oh, I hope he's gonna wake up and realize you're father of the year after all
00:35Disappointment lingers and you've given your kids more of it than most you can talk
00:41Whatever, why don't you go and have your little father-and-son chat and come back to me after you crash and burned?
00:48Listen Cindy whatever happens here. You said you'd back me up
00:52Make it so it just ain't my word against Jasmine's
00:55Yeah, I will
00:58oh
01:12Right so Raymond's had his breakfast. I'll take him to school. Thank you for having him last night
01:17Yeah, it's not no trouble at all is that we had a great night. Oh
01:21Well, you know we can make these overnights a regular thing
01:24That's only if you want to
01:26Yeah, yeah, we'll have to see
01:28I've got a lot on me plate right now
01:30Everything all right?
01:32Yeah, yeah, just uh
01:34You know Sam's operation
01:36I'll be heading to the hospital myself in a minute as soon as your laddie gets it, that's it with Nigel
01:40Yeah, Jack took Ricky over first thing
01:42Poor kid
01:44He's putting on a brave face, but he's worried sick
01:48You sure everything's all right?
01:52Yeah
01:54Yeah, just leave it here, just
01:56Gonna be later now
01:57Yeah
01:58Raymond!
01:59Come on!
02:00Let's go
02:01Get your bits
02:02Bye Dad
02:04Bye mate
02:12Right Oscar
02:16Have you realised I'm telling the truth, yeah?
02:18Just give me a chance, alright? We'll just sit down and have a chat
02:22So you can say what?
02:23Oh, it wasn't me, I didn't do nothing, I don't even like women
02:27Right, so you're fully on Jasmine's side here
02:30So you know before Dad, the sad little show you did
02:33Please don't say you're leaving
02:35Right, I need you Oscar, I hope Lauren needs you, the boys need you
02:39Lauren's got her own family to worry about
02:41She'll be glad to have her spare room back
02:44Right, so you've just decided, that's it, you're leaving, yeah?
02:48Yeah
02:51Ain't this any harder, you'll never see me again
03:02Oh, remember that, er, gig we was talking about, er, tickets gone south tomorrow
03:06Oh, you're unbelievable
03:08I'm lying in my sickbed and you're trying to tap me up for my credit card
03:11I said I'd sort tickets out for the pair of you, didn't I?
03:15Yeah, we're gonna go together
03:17You know, when you're better
03:19Yeah, Mum?
03:20Yeah
03:23Well, why don't you, er, heat up that vending machine
03:26Stop you getting a blood sugar crash
03:33Jack
03:37Listen, if something goes wrong, or, I don't know, they don't manage to get it all out, then
03:43Stop
03:44No, no, please
03:47Of all the blokes I've ever knocked around with her
03:50I'm so glad I had a baby with you
03:53OK, just stop worrying, you're gonna be fine, yeah?
03:55Kill me
03:58Sorry
04:00OK
04:01I'm gonna go and check, see when they're getting up to you
04:02OK
04:03Back in a minute
04:10Hey, hey, hey
04:13I'll leave if you're gonna get all sobby on me
04:18I thought you'd stood me up
04:20Yeah, well
04:22It's tempting, no
04:24I never did like hospitals much
04:28You and Grant used to wrap me up in cotton wool
04:32You made me feel like nothing bad could ever happen to me
04:36And it can't, all right
04:37Right
04:39I might watch
04:50Oh, this is, erm, nice
04:54So, what's the emergency?
04:58Well, I've spoken with Oscar
05:00He doesn't believe a word I'm saying and he's still planning on leaving
05:03Hmm, young love, eh?
05:06Do you know, it's, er, really hard being right so much of the time
05:09Well, it's my son, Cindy, all right?
05:10If he leaves with her, she's never gonna let me see him again, is she?
05:13Probably
05:15What do you mean, what do you mean probably?
05:16Well, er, how is that gonna help me?
05:19Look, if you want to get through to Oscar
05:21You just have to make him see that Jasmine isn't the person that she says she is
05:25He's in love with her, ain't he?
05:27Then you've got to show him some proof
05:29I've been thinking if we can get him on our side long enough for him to listen
05:33I've tried all that
05:34That was you, I said we, as in you and me
05:37And me
05:38And the only other person that Oscar cares about apart from Jasmine
05:43You know half the market's gossiping about you
05:47Oh, and I'm not sure hanging out with Walford's Scarlet Woman's gonna do your reputation much good
05:53I can hear you, you know
05:55I know
05:57Is that Mum?
06:04So how are we gonna do this?
06:05Lauren comes home for lunch
06:08And we will be waiting
06:10Mum, what is it?
06:12Oh!
06:13Have you seen this?
06:15Stale old tart
06:17Oh, oh, that's awful!
06:18Yes, and it is false advertising
06:21I am anything but old
06:23It's probably just kids, Mum, I
06:25Kids, my eye!
06:26Hi!
06:28Hi!
06:30Sorry, erm, how did Phil sing to you earlier?
06:35Well, I tend to avoid him first thing, cos he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:38But, erm, he was in good form yesterday at the party
06:41Yeah, but I dunno, it just seemed like there was something more, somehow
06:46Well, I'm off to the hospital now, I mean
06:49I'll make sure he's on the up and up and then I'll check in
06:52Yeah, but, but try not to tell him that I said anything, cos he gets grumpy when he thinks people care about him
06:57He does, doesn't he?
06:59Yeah
07:01Yeah, for sure, see you later
07:02See ya!
07:11Right, so what's all this?
07:14Oscar and Jasmine
07:17Right, well, no offence, but what's it got to do with you?
07:20I thought you said you were gonna sort things out, alright?
07:22I am, I have been
07:23Well, you ain't done a very good job of it, have you? I mean, Oscar's still leaving
07:26What?
07:27No, he ain't, I've spoken to him
07:28No, well, so have I, alright? He's just admitted it
07:31Whatever you've said, Lauren, alright? It obviously doesn't mean that much, does it?
07:34Not compared to what Jasmine's been filling his head with
07:39I did sort of have a go at her last night in the Vic
07:42I just told you to stay away from him
07:44Oh yeah, well done, Lauren, yeah
07:46No wonder we don't wanna be here
07:48Says you, the human wrecking ball
07:50Anyone that gets too close to you, their lives get ruined
07:53Let alone if they're related to you
07:54That is enough, you two
07:56Just, just annoy each other later
07:59I know Jasmine
08:01The real Jasmine
08:03And manipulative and cunning
08:04Doesn't even cover it
08:06She's managed to fool everyone else out there
08:08And unless
08:09We tell Oscar the truth
08:11We could lose him, Lauren
08:13You know, I keep thinking about the other day, the memorial
08:17The sort of family we used to be
08:19I mean, this family's the only thing keeping me head above all what I learned
08:25Always has been
08:29Well, wasn't it for you?
08:33Well, let's just say
08:35The enemy of my enemy
08:37Is my friend
08:39For a while, anyway
08:41What do you need me to do?
08:52Sure you won't do this
08:54Last chance to back out
08:56You'll be missing out on kitty cuddles
08:58Yeah
09:00Yeah
09:02Mini Mo's the only one in this family that really likes me
09:05Sometimes I think she's the only one that's ever really liked me
09:08Well, apart from you
09:10Zoe didn't want me
09:16Anita definitely didn't want me
09:21It was my brother, actually
09:24But we got separated
09:26Separated?
09:28Why?
09:30Well...
09:35It's Lauren
09:36You don't have to answer that
09:38Could be important
09:40Low stress means text
09:41Low voice note
09:42Important means ring
09:44I don't mean the rules
09:46Yo, sis
09:49You alright?
09:55Yeah, yeah, sure
09:57I'll be straight over
10:00Louie's sick
10:02She needs to pick him up from school
10:03She wants me out with Jimmy until Pia gets back
10:07Babe!
10:08It's fine
10:09I'll be as quick as I can, I promise
10:11Alright?
10:12It's way by the tube
10:14I'll call you
10:16Yeah
10:17I reckon if we...
10:29Squeeze another two machines in
10:31We could increase productivity by 25%
10:33I don't know Ian, this place has been running itself just fine as it is
10:36Well, can't stand in the way of progress, can you?
10:38Anyway, you've got to clear a space for your clean and collect bags
10:42What are you talking about? We don't collect
10:44Yeah, you do
10:45As of Wednesday
10:47Said so on the poster
10:49Ian Beale
10:51That advertisement cost me a flippin' fortune
10:54And because of you, it's ruined
10:57Must have been some passing kids
11:00Don't give me that
11:01No kid today would say stale old tart
11:03Well, I don't know what you're getting so high and mighty about
11:05I spent £100 on those leaflets and for what?
11:08For you to trash them?
11:09You come for my advertising campaign, I will come for yours!
11:13What goes around, comes around!
11:14Yeah, I mean it comes around again and your nasty little advert gets spray painted again
11:19Alright, alright, enough, okay?
11:21Look, I might not know anything about marketing, but what I do know is you two could be making cash instead of fighting
11:27Yeah, sponsored silence, you'd make a fortune
11:29Look, how many loads of sheets and sounds should you send out to be cleaned every week?
11:35Right, now, if you was to offer her a little discount, right, she might, in return, recommend the calf or the chippy when she's checking her punters in
11:45Eh?
11:46We've all had enough of this, so make up and start negotiating
11:53Before word gets round what a pair of toddlers you are and both your businesses go bust
12:08Louis isn't sick, is he?
12:12Is it true?
12:13Are you still planning to go away with Jasmine?
12:19Jasmine's waiting as soon as I meet up with her, we're gone, I'm sorry
12:23Lauren, it don't mean I'm not grateful for everything you've done for me
12:27Stay then!
12:29I told you to follow your gut
12:32I thought you was going to do the right thing, not just turn around and leave us
12:36Jasmine needs to go and I need to be with her, I'm sorry
12:38You haven't got a clue who the real Jasmine is
12:40And you ain't my family, so stay out of it
12:42Yeah, but I am
12:46What, so you and him are in on this together?
12:49The only thing we're in on is just trying to do what's best for you
12:53He's our dad
12:55We have spent all week coming together trying to be a family again
12:58Yeah, and then he tried it on with my girlfriend
13:00No, never
13:01Dad, if this is going to be another lame remix of you mean the world to me, please give me another chance
13:04Listen, listen to me, alright? I know what it's like to be in love
13:08Yeah, the other person becomes a part of you, you can't see past them, right?
13:11That's why I know you're not going to believe me over her, are you?
13:15That's why you need proof
13:16Is she awake? I can't tell
13:25Well, it can take a while when, you know, come round, but
13:28You see what went well?
13:29I mean, it's weird
13:30Usually when she's in the room, she can't stop talking
13:33Well, let's just enjoy that for a minute, shall we?
13:35Sorry
13:37I heard that
13:43You're still here
13:45It's a little bit, didn't I?
13:48I thought you might have whisked Nigel off to Portugal while I was sleeping
13:53Them drugs must be a lot stronger than we fall
13:56What, you off on a boys trip away, are you, Phil?
13:58Yeah, well, she, uh, she seems to fix energy
14:00Well, I'm, uh, I'm glad you're feeling a bit better
14:06I'll see you at home later, alright?
14:08Thanks, Phil
14:17In a bit
14:21Phil
14:24Well, I know she's done painkillers, but, uh, you, Nigel, down to Portugal, that's very specific
14:31Especially with all the aggravation you've been having with Julia over the care homes
14:35Just keep your nuts out of my business, yeah?
14:37Hey, you're a mate, Phil
14:39You've been good to me
14:41But the way Nigel's been
14:43This ain't a good idea
14:46What ain't?
14:48That's how you want to play, isn't it?
14:49Well, you see that?
15:06Sure
15:08I wasn't sure you'd come
15:09Someone texts and offers me three thousand quid, I'm gonna hear him out
15:14Even if it is you
15:18Assume you want something in return, yeah?
15:20Yeah, talk to Oscar
15:22Tell him the truth, tell him I'm innocent
15:27I'm sorry about yesterday, alright? I was a bit heavy-handed
15:30I was just upset about Oscar leaving
15:33Just as I'm getting to Narmigan
15:39You're offering me money
15:41What, and you're afraid I'm just gonna go buy two plane tickets?
15:44No, if Oscar wants to go, it's fine, he can go
15:47I'd just rather he didn't thinking I'm capable of something like this
15:52But family's important, Jasmine, you know that anyway, right?
15:56You wouldn't have gone through this whole thing with Zoe if you didn't believe that
15:58You don't know what I went through
16:00Yeah, but you ain't a machine, are you?
16:02You're human, alright? You love things, you want things, just like the rest of us
16:06So?
16:08Look, I love Oscar, alright? If you two wanna go, that's fine, alright?
16:12But I just need your help to put things right with him before you do
16:15That ain't right, Jasmine, right? It's not fair
16:20If Cap finds out you've gone, yeah, she'll be upset
16:23But you'll call her, wouldn't you? From anywhere, anywhere in the world
16:25Speak to her, speak to Patrick
16:27Oscar ain't gonna call me, is he? Not if you split us up like this
16:30Listen, you can't be everything to him
16:47You just can't be, it's just too much for you
16:51Oh, about five grand
16:54About five grand, yeah? Well, how does that sound, yeah? You get yourself set up, yeah?
16:59Please, I'm begging you
17:05Have you got cash?
17:08Yeah, yeah I have
17:10Go get it then
17:11Go get it then, okay?
17:12Go get it then, excuse me
17:14Go get it then, go get it then, go get it then
17:15In the middle, go get it now, take it down, right?
17:17Go get it through, go get it done, go get it through
17:19Oh, my God, no, I'm sorry
17:21Go get it, go get it, go get it, go get it through
17:23Yeah, well I love you
17:24After this, you guys can go up to the printers and get in some new leaflets.
17:44Thank you, Harvey, for showing us how silly we were being.
17:47Yeah, yeah. I mean, we should be supporting each other, not knocking each other down.
17:51See? Walls while it ends well, eh?
17:53Right, now let's get down to business with the discount you brought.
17:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. Hang on. I don't know how much extra business you're going to bring me.
18:00Come on, be fair. It's got to be worth my while.
18:0250p off a boil, wash your tight little... Well, if that is your attitude, I'll take my sheets elsewhere.
18:07Well, from what I've heard, they're only good for the incinerator.
18:10Vile, nasty.
18:12Vain, annoying. Oh, no. Adieu, isn't it? Eyes on.
18:16Yeah, well, whatever. You won't see my next move coming.
18:18I don't know.
18:48And just so we're clear, what is it you want me to tell Oscar?
18:57Just the truth.
18:59Right.
19:01Well, it just sounds like you want me to lie.
19:04Tell him that you're not a human sleaze and that you didn't try it on with me.
19:09Sorry, why are you doing this?
19:11Well, it's just lies.
19:13Lies, lies and more lies. What? In the name of saving your relationship, which is a total joke, by the way.
19:18If you really cared about Oscar, you would have shown up for him over the years, but you didn't, did you?
19:25You are not fit to be a dad.
19:30You are a sperm donor, at best.
19:33What, and here you are, trying to get me to lie for you. It's sick.
19:36Why, why are you saying all this?
19:38I don't want your money.
19:40I don't want to lie to the person I love.
19:44I don't want to be like you.
19:48Oscar and I, we are different.
19:51Is that it? Yeah?
19:52You said it, old man.
19:53Oscar, she's lying, all right? Trust me.
19:55You said I'd get proof, and I have.
19:58Proof you ain't worth my time, I'm done with you.
20:03Oscar.
20:05Oscar, just wait, will ya?
20:09You're having him on the phone.
20:11That's old school.
20:14I was pretty sure you'd make a recording.
20:16You know, work out the old branding classics.
20:20Oh, Oscar's told me everything about you and your tragic little family.
20:22I win.
20:37Why are you still here?
20:39I told George he must have it wrong,
20:41cos there ain't no way Phil is going to risk getting banged up again.
20:46You know what Lexi is going through without her dad.
20:50So what, you're going to really let Albie and Raymond go through that as well?
20:54Listen, I ain't getting banged up, all right?
20:56You don't know that.
20:57Julie is Nigel's wife.
21:00It ain't up to you to take him to Portugal or wherever, Phil.
21:04Phil, you know I'm right.
21:06You've got your own life to think about.
21:08And Nigel, Nigel ain't got a life at all.
21:10Not anymore.
21:10He hated him, that care.
21:11All Julie's about, all she's about, she's just waiting for him to die.
21:16Oh, that's not fair.
21:17And I gave my word to Nigel.
21:18I promised him that I'd be there for him, right until the end, you know?
21:21Not until he couldn't recognise me anymore.
21:24Not until it didn't suit me anymore.
21:26But until the very end.
21:28And the last time I checked, he ain't dead yet.
21:30This is wrong.
21:31Look, I know you've got good intentions.
21:35But for you, for Nigel, this is wrong.
21:38This is what Nigel wants.
21:39You don't know what he wants anymore, Phil.
21:42Look, I'm sorry it hurts you, but I'm...
21:43Just get out, all right?
21:44Just get out.
21:45Look, Phil, just listen to me.
21:48Listen, you ain't my wife, all right?
21:50You ain't my wife, you ain't even my friend.
21:51So just get out.
21:53Out!
21:59You and Nigel, round here, you are surrounded by people
22:05who would bend over backwards to help.
22:07And what have you got in Portugal, eh?
22:12I mean, things get bad.
22:15When you're struggling.
22:18Who are you going to call?
22:20And all this, this, it's just the old Phil.
22:24The Phil that thinks he can handle it all by himself.
22:29Yeah.
22:30Oh.
22:32Remind me again.
22:32How did that work out?
22:45That's pathetic little plan didn't work.
22:47What you want to know before I leave Walford?
22:49Oscar, wait.
22:50Can you just please think about the boys a minute?
22:53They love you so much, and I know you love them back.
22:55Sorry, she's playing you, Oscar.
22:57This is enough.
22:57Can we just go?
22:58I just, I want to say that I'm really sorry
23:02how I spoke to you yesterday.
23:03It was out of order.
23:06And you're Oscar's girlfriend, so I should have more respect.
23:12You two want to be together, I get it.
23:15But it's just the fact that you ran over there
23:17on the promise of a few grand.
23:19So you two must know that you're not going to get pretty far
23:22without any cash.
23:23Just stick around for a bit.
23:27You could spend some time with the boys,
23:29let the dust settle with Dad.
23:32And if you still really want to go
23:35when everybody's less upset, then fine.
23:38You know, I'll do what I can to help.
23:39Could take us weeks to find work.
23:41We'll be on the streets by then.
23:42It's not going to get to that, baby.
23:44We're going to work this out, OK?
23:45I know, but what she's saying, it makes sense.
23:47Let Dad in the house,
23:52mouth off again at Jasmine,
23:53and I'm gone straight away.
23:55Understand?
24:02Nice apology,
24:04considering you didn't mean a word of it.
24:06Well, here's something I do mean, then.
24:10Stick around,
24:11or I will go straight over to the Vic
24:13and I will tell Kat all about your little plans.
24:15Oscar hates me.
24:29He'll be gone by the morning.
24:32He must realise what Jasmine's like.
24:35Maybe he just
24:36doesn't care.
24:38Max!
24:38Max!
24:45What do you want?
24:51What, you can't have kicked me when I'm down, have you?
24:53Lauren's persuaded Oscar to stay.
24:57I just wanted you to know
24:58that this isn't over.
25:01That any tiny part of me
25:03that felt sorry for you,
25:05or that might have persuaded Oscar
25:07to stay in touch after we'd gone,
25:09is dead.
25:11Well done, Lauren.
25:21At least one of the Branings
25:22is pulling their weight around.
25:23Well, I tried.
25:24No, what else can I do?
25:25You can remember who you're dealing with
25:27and get smarter.
25:30Mind you, I don't think she saw you.
25:33The last two people
25:34she'd expect to be working together.
25:35How was your day with Yolanda?
25:43Yeah, good.
25:44Yeah.
25:44I like Yolanda.
25:46Listen, you know,
25:47you and me were talking,
25:50you know,
25:50about
25:51going on a little adventure.
25:54An adventure?
25:55Just you and me?
25:56Yeah, yeah.
25:56Just you and me to
25:57Portugal.
25:59Do you remember?
26:00Portugal?
26:00Yeah, right.
26:01Do you think that
26:04that's something
26:04that you'd like to do?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Why not?
26:10No,
26:10do you understand
26:13what I'm saying?
26:14I'm talking about us not,
26:15you know,
26:16us not living here
26:17anymore.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Yeah.
26:23Sounds fun.
26:25Nigel,
26:25I need you to
26:26that I know
26:27that you understand,
26:28you know,
26:28that
26:28that
26:30that that's
26:31what you want,
26:32you know.
26:32Hmm.
26:33Well,
26:34erm,
26:35well,
26:36you know me better
26:36than anyone else.
26:38What do you think?
26:41What do I think?
26:43What do I think?
26:44I think
26:45I think
26:47you deserve better
26:48than just sitting on a chair
26:49in the corner
26:51of a room
26:52because if all
26:54you're thinking about
26:55is
26:55is the bad days,
26:57then
26:57you might not
26:59have any more
26:59good ones.
27:04I'd like some more
27:05good ones,
27:06please.
27:10It's never too late
27:11for an adventure,
27:12is it,
27:13eh?
27:13Hmm.
27:14then,
27:15er,
27:15I promise.
27:18Promise is
27:19a promise.
27:25Listen,
27:25that'd be the taxi.
27:27All right?
27:28I'll tell them
27:28we'd be five minutes.
27:29Right.
27:36Mark.
27:37Shut the door.
27:38I'm coming in,
27:43I'm coming in.
27:46I'm coming in.
27:48I'm coming in.
27:51I don't know.
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