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00:00I
00:04Oh
00:06Oh
00:15Oh
00:21What are you doing, Ty?
00:32Just tell me the truth.
00:33Tell me!
00:36Okay, great.
00:37Nice one.
00:37Have you stopped checking your text now?
00:39I'm at work?
00:40Yes, I know this is about work.
00:42I need a table, please.
00:43At one o'clock, I've got two clients I really need to impress.
00:45Okay.
00:46Are you on, then, by the way?
00:47Yes.
00:48Right, so can you do that whole charming waiter thing?
00:51Don't I always?
00:52No, not really.
00:53But we've got something for you.
00:54Right.
00:57What's this?
00:58It's a letter.
00:59Remember them?
01:00From Lisa.
01:01She dropped it off this morning.
01:05What is this?
01:06Bridgerton?
01:06Why couldn't she just text me?
01:15What's it say?
01:19Nothing.
01:19It's private.
01:21Oh, now it's private.
01:23Nothing but the ins and outs of the cat's backside over the past few months with you and Lisa.
01:26Now, all of a sudden, it's top secret.
01:27Come on.
01:28Sorry, the ins and outs of the cat's backside?
01:32Something Ann used to say.
01:33Anyway, stop deflecting.
01:34Come on, spill.
01:36She wants to meet me for lunch at the bistro, yeah?
01:38I told you it wasn't me.
01:51Kev is out of his mind.
01:53Oh, my leg.
01:58No.
02:00No, no.
02:01Yeah?
02:02Jodie.
02:03Yeah?
02:04Jodie.
02:04Yeah?
02:05Jodie.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Oh, right.
02:07It's okay.
02:08It's just a bad dream.
02:09You're just having a bad dream.
02:11It's okay.
02:13What are you doing, Ab?
02:14Oh, well, David's taken over at the hospital.
02:17Why did he sleep down here?
02:19Oh, I must have dozed off.
02:22I was up late last night watching some stupid horror film.
02:26Hey, why don't we go for brekkie at Royce?
02:30Because I am gagging for anything that hasn't come from a hospital calf.
02:35Right.
02:35Okay, yeah.
02:37Hey, put me down for loads.
02:39I need all the shifts I can get.
02:40I'm not dead yet, Sean.
02:41I'm still up on my weight.
02:42Let's just wait for the test results before you start juggling kegs of ale over your head.
02:46I mean, at your age.
02:48Here we go.
02:49Your favourite.
02:51Dippy eggs and soldiers.
02:54That age will be seven, apparently.
02:55Where's mine?
02:56You're a chef.
02:57You can make your own.
02:59Right, well, I'm now making a start on the hot pot.
03:00Dev gave me a load of free carrots because they were going soft.
03:03See you later, cocks.
03:05I've always said it about the gays.
03:07Every home should have one.
03:09Er, what's this?
03:11Scale model of the Sydney Opera House.
03:13What does it look like?
03:14That is full of cholesterol.
03:16Oh, Pish, it's egg and soldiers.
03:19He's on a low-fat diet.
03:20Since when?
03:21Since now.
03:22I'll have it.
03:23Be careful, Ollie.
03:24One drop of egg yolk and your heart could explode.
03:28Ma.
03:29Cholesterol.
03:29We never had cholesterol in my day.
03:31The things they come up with.
03:33I'm pretty sure there's always been cholesterol, even if you've never heard of it.
03:36Babe, I got you some papaya juice and some bananas.
03:39What is he now?
03:40Mowgli.
03:41The man needs a decent breakfast.
03:44And now look what you've done.
03:46He's supposed to be avoiding stress.
03:49I'm going to be late for school.
03:50They wouldn't have let him out of the hospital away if they thought he was a risk.
03:53I should have stayed in hospital.
03:55Get a bit of peace and quiet.
03:56Anyone taking me to school?
03:58Do you know that's it?
03:59I ain't going back to bed.
04:00I can't be doing with all this bickering.
04:03Would you want me to bring you anything, babe?
04:04Pineapple on a stick?
04:06Hello.
04:06Can anybody see me?
04:08I need to go to school.
04:10You stop stuffing your face and bring your sister to school.
04:13Finally.
04:14I really feel I should apologise for being so hostile to you the other day of that, Alice.
04:24Don't be daft.
04:25I should learn to man my own business.
04:27Having said that, have you heard more about the Bat Forum?
04:31Oh, vegetarian sausages.
04:33No.
04:33Oh, and two poached eggs.
04:36Now, while I appreciate the convenience of a textual relationship,
04:41a not speaking face-to-face has its drawbacks.
04:45Studies show that 93% of communication is non-verbal.
04:50Well, I'd avoid online dating if I was you, Roy.
04:53A lot of weirdos out there.
04:55It's not online dating.
04:56It's a pen pal.
04:58Still, we won't believe the amount of complaints we get about catfishing these days.
05:02Ah, £5.75, please.
05:05Cat-cat-fishing?
05:06Yeah.
05:07It's when someone draws you in online by lying about who they are.
05:10It's like someone pretending to be a 15-year-old schoolgirl
05:14when, actually, they're a 50-year-old van driver typing in his pants from his parents' attic.
05:19Oh, the button.
05:21So, why catfishing?
05:23No idea.
05:24Just, er, make sure she's who she says she is.
05:27And how would I do that?
05:29As for a copy of her passport and two recent utility bills,
05:32hardly conducive to building a friendship,
05:35I need to fetch eggs.
05:36It's you.
05:43What are you doing here?
05:46I mean, are you OK? Are you safe?
05:48Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
05:50Er...
05:50I couldn't find a single trace of you after the crash.
05:54Er, could we just forget about this whole thing, please?
05:57Look, if you're in trouble, I'm a copper.
05:59I'm not in trouble.
06:00I've never been better, actually.
06:02Er, it's just something I really want to keep on my DL, OK?
06:06All right.
06:07As long as you're OK.
06:08Oh!
06:09So you've met Kit, then?
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12Er, he was just recommending the full English.
06:14Mm, you better not be chatting up my sister.
06:17This is Sarah's boyfriend.
06:19Oh, right.
06:21Well, nice to meet you.
06:23Yeah, you too.
06:24I'll see you around.
06:32Hey!
06:32How's the baby and how's you?
06:34Oh, see this?
06:35It's what putting a brave face on looks like.
06:38Oh, must be hard.
06:39I am running on fumes, Nina.
06:42Er, you two catch up.
06:44I am just going to go and make a quick call, OK?
06:46OK?
06:52How's it feeling?
07:02Well, like you, Kerr.
07:06Ty, I know you want to blame someone for your accident.
07:11But this is about Kev, not me.
07:14No.
07:15No, he wouldn't lie to me.
07:17Yeah, but you've seen the state he's in lately.
07:21He's not himself, is he?
07:22The anger, the paranoia.
07:26Well, it turns out he had every right to be paranoid.
07:29Look, Kev will say anything to anyone
07:32if he thinks he can turn them against me.
07:34He's been doing it for months.
07:37I can't say I blame him.
07:40I'm guilty for a lot, mate.
07:43I know that.
07:45And maybe I do deserve a beating.
07:47But not for your accident.
07:55Kev's in a really dark place.
07:58And, yeah, most of that is down to me.
08:01But me and you, we shouldn't be fighting.
08:03We should be putting our heads together,
08:04trying to figure out a way to help him.
08:08Because the way he's going...
08:10That's got to be a girl you're texting.
08:18Or a boy or someone you like,
08:20judging from the smile on your face.
08:21A girl.
08:23And, yeah, I'm happy.
08:25Could I get a double espresso as well?
08:26You're here.
08:27Would you like a brandy and cigar with that?
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:33Oh, I love sunflowers, mate.
08:35Yeah?
08:36Hmm?
08:36They're for Carla.
08:37I thought it'd surprise her.
08:39All right.
08:40So you're back together, then?
08:41Betsy never said.
08:42If only it were that easy.
08:44I was just telling Roy
08:45I sent her an invite for lunch today
08:46at a bistro.
08:47A handwritten invitation, no less.
08:50But I haven't heard back as yet.
08:52Or borrow text.
08:53Oh, no.
08:55No, I don't want to push her.
08:56Ryan said she's got the letters,
08:57so we'll know soon enough, won't we?
09:02Our best table.
09:04Mrs. Connery is one of our most valued customers,
09:06so only the best for her.
09:08Yeah, I don't take quite a side out.
09:10All right.
09:11Right then, fellas, what we having?
09:13Oh, no rush.
09:14Let's have a little look at the wine list for us, shall we?
09:18We're not often up this way,
09:19so we might as well make the most.
09:21Yeah, we might as well.
09:22I hear they have a very good cellar here.
09:25They do?
09:25They do?
09:27Right, David.
09:28Just...
09:28Now then,
09:30we only have one rule for lunch,
09:32don't we, Martic?
09:33That we do, Rich.
09:35Yeah.
09:35Phone's off for the duration.
09:37We're old-fashioned that way.
09:39Of course.
09:40Yeah.
09:41No, not at all.
09:41It's nice to meet a pair of gentlemen
09:43with such good table manners.
09:44What on earth happened to you?
10:04I thought you worked some brekkie.
10:06Um, just, you know,
10:09a bit of a panic.
10:10No biggie.
10:11I think it's all this reconnecting with you,
10:14your family,
10:15and then all the neighbours.
10:17It just...
10:18got a bit much.
10:19It's pretty fair.
10:20It is a lot, isn't it?
10:22Yeah.
10:24You and Kit looked quite cosy.
10:27We were just chatting
10:28while you were on the phone to the hospital.
10:30Oh, right.
10:31OK.
10:31Hey, well, it's a good thing
10:32I came in when I did.
10:33Been pretty awkward
10:34if you tried to have a bash
10:35at Sarah's fella.
10:36What time are you going back to the hospital?
10:39You got time for a quick brew?
10:41No, to be honest,
10:41the shower's my priority at the minute.
10:43In fact, you know what, beggar it,
10:45I'm going to have a long, hot soak.
10:46David can man the fort.
10:50Have you met Kit before, then?
10:53No.
10:54It's just that you two look, like,
10:56pretty thick as thieves,
10:57and I was wondering if maybe you'd...
10:58Will you give it a rest?
11:00I mean, you can't just pop up in my life again
11:02and then start accusing me
11:03of trying to sleep with members of your family.
11:05Lee, I'm sorry.
11:10Right, you go and, um, have your bath
11:11and I'll have a quick brew
11:13and then I'll have a tidy up down here.
11:15OK.
11:26Sure they're making those bottles smaller?
11:28Yeah, that must be it.
11:31It's mine and Carla's favourite.
11:33I'm sure she's just been held up.
11:36God, I hope so.
11:38Maybe you should have something to eat.
11:42So, cut the wine?
11:44You sound like my mum.
11:46Sorry, I'll mind my own business.
11:49You can get me another bottle, though.
11:51And some olives, if you absolutely insist.
11:55Sure.
11:55Oi!
12:14Oi!
12:17What are you doing?
12:19Having lunch.
12:20With...
12:21Two of the most boring men on the planet, honey.
12:24You know what I mean.
12:25Wait, Lisa's waiting for you at the bistro.
12:27So I'll wait, if I'm that important to her.
12:30Well, have you at least let her know
12:31that you've been held up?
12:33Will you get off my back?
12:35You know, I've learnt the hard way.
12:36Work comes first.
12:38You know, cos knickers
12:39can't let you down, white people.
12:41It's not used to just sitting around.
12:48It's going to go stir crazy.
12:49Yeah, not me.
12:51I love a sit-down.
12:52I'd be taking full advantage of that.
12:54Yes, lovely people.
12:55Oh, no, that's a nice way to greet us.
12:57Take a lesson.
12:58Take a lesson.
12:59I'll have a pint, then, please.
13:01Oh, do you know what?
13:01Make that two, thank you.
13:03I used to drink nothing else when I was younger.
13:05I think I might be feeling a bit nostalgic.
13:06Give me two secs to change the barrel.
13:09I'll go.
13:10No, you will not.
13:11You're to rest.
13:12Hey, you.
13:14Are you going to stand around there all day
13:15with your gob hanging open?
13:17Maggie, there's no-one that needs serving.
13:19Go and change the barrel, you useless article.
13:23Hey, don't speak to staff like that
13:25in front of customers.
13:26I'm so sorry.
13:27No, don't worry with Edworth.
13:29You go sit down, I'll bring him over.
13:30OK, thank you.
13:30Cheers.
13:32Don't you talk like that to me in my own pub.
13:35She was standing around there
13:37playing with her stupid phone
13:38and expecting Ben to go into the cellar.
13:40I offered.
13:41Yeah, well, more fool you.
13:43What are we even paying her for?
13:45There's so many of the rest of us here.
13:47I like her.
13:49Oh, I had you down as a lad
13:51of more taste and sense.
13:54Who he is friends with
13:55is absolutely nothing to do with you.
13:57All right, that's it.
13:59I'm not having this anymore.
14:02It's not just about my health,
14:03it's about this business.
14:05You two sort it out.
14:07This is not working anymore.
14:15Wow.
14:16So, as I was saying,
14:18what Carl said
14:19kind of made sense.
14:20You were ready to kill him before.
14:23Yeah, I might have gone a bit far with that.
14:25How do you mean?
14:25Well, it wasn't exactly a friendly conversation.
14:29Not at the start, anyway.
14:36She's not mentioned money, has she?
14:38No, no.
14:39Well, she did relate her a rather amusing tale
14:43about finding some Latvian currency
14:45in a cigar box after her husband passed.
14:48Huh.
14:50What's amusing about that?
14:51Well,
14:53neither of them had ever been to Latvia.
14:54I bet that one had them rolling
14:59in the Isle of the Book Club.
15:00Look,
15:01what I meant is,
15:03you know what,
15:04it doesn't matter.
15:05You know,
15:05I doubt any catfisher
15:06would bother writing
15:07eight-page letters
15:08or, you know,
15:09have stories about
15:10Latvian currency.
15:11I think you're safe.
15:12Well,
15:13I'm very glad to hear it.
15:15Oh.
15:15Ah,
15:18neither worried.
15:20Here she is now.
15:30Well,
15:33someone looks happy.
15:35Makes a nice change in here.
15:37Just had a little work mystery solved this morning.
15:39Been bugging me for a while.
15:41Turns out it was on my doorstep this whole time.
15:43Oh,
15:44anything juicy you can share?
15:46Well,
15:47if I did,
15:47I'd have to kill you.
15:49Oh.
15:51Right,
15:51it's back on now.
15:52You took your time?
15:54I think the word you're looking for
15:55is thank you,
15:55Lauren.
15:56Is payment not enough?
16:00You attacked him.
16:02Right,
16:02oh,
16:03okay,
16:03I lost it a little bit,
16:05but
16:05everything that Carl said,
16:07it kind of made sense in the end.
16:08The way Kev's been acting.
16:09You know,
16:10him throwing around all these accusations.
16:11Hi, Kev.
16:12Oh,
16:13all right,
16:13so,
16:14er,
16:15did you go and confront Carl?
16:18Yeah,
16:18yeah,
16:19I did.
16:23Is he okay?
16:25Look,
16:25Maggie,
16:25we both care about Ben,
16:27don't we?
16:28So,
16:28we need to prioritise his health.
16:30Agreed.
16:32Okay,
16:32can we call it a truce,
16:34please,
16:34and put family first?
16:36That's all I've ever wanted.
16:40Don't tell me you believe him.
16:42Look,
16:42Carl has a rock-solid alibi.
16:44Oh,
16:44I can vouch for that.
16:45Who asked you?
16:46There we go,
16:47sorry for the wait.
16:48No,
16:48don't worry,
16:48we'll enjoy it even more,
16:49won't we?
16:50Kevin,
16:50what can I get you?
16:51Nothing,
16:52because I don't drink with idiots.
16:54First it was Abby,
16:55then Debbie.
16:56Now he's got you
16:57wrapped around his little finger.
16:59Well,
16:59don't come crying to me
17:00when he wrecks your life
17:01like he has mine.
17:09You all right,
17:10Liz?
17:12Spiffy.
17:15It was Sarah
17:16who told me that she was here.
17:18You're drunk,
17:19aren't you?
17:21Perceptive.
17:22Well done.
17:24Oi!
17:28Couldn't you be bothered
17:29to tell me
17:29that you weren't coming?
17:31No?
17:33Sorry about this.
17:34Don't apologise for me!
17:37Do you know how hard
17:39it was
17:40for me to write that letter?
17:42Liz,
17:42I think it'd be a good idea
17:45if we just...
17:46Why don't you just go home
17:47and I'll call you later?
17:49Shall I call the police?
17:52I am the police,
17:53Baldy.
17:54It's fine.
17:56What's all this about?
17:58She's my ex.
17:59Oh?
18:01How modern.
18:03Get with the times, Marty.
18:05I have a niece
18:06who's a lesbian.
18:08Mine,
18:09she were always sporty.
18:11Do you know how hard
18:13it was for me
18:14to write that letter?
18:16Hmm?
18:17To...
18:18to tell you that
18:19I have never,
18:21ever
18:22loved anyone
18:25the way that I love you.
18:27But
18:27to tell you
18:29you are my everything.
18:35You're my soulmate.
18:37The world,
18:43Carla,
18:43the world just...
18:45It disappears
18:46when I'm with you.
18:48I'm with you.
18:53Oh.
18:55Oh!
18:56OK.
18:58Oh, you're right, Lisa.
18:59All right, OK.
19:00Just come with me.
19:01That's fine.
19:01We're going to go this way.
19:03You're all right.
19:03You're doing...
19:04You're doing good.
19:05OK?
19:06I'm going to come up to the stage.
19:07I'm so sorry.
19:08I'm trying to just
19:09skip the coffee.
19:10Sit yourself down, Ben.
19:22I've made a plate
19:22for Ollie
19:23for when he finishes.
19:24Will's on his phone?
19:26Phone away, please, Will.
19:28Hey, snitch.
19:29Do what you nan says, please.
19:32We
19:32have standards
19:34at our dinner table.
19:35At least someone
19:37in this family
19:37listens to me.
19:39This
19:40is delicious, Eva.
19:41The chicken
19:42is so lovely
19:43and moist.
19:43Oh, thanks, Maggie.
19:45Finally worked out
19:45how to use that oven.
19:47Well, I don't know
19:48what's come over you two,
19:49but I'm all for it.
19:50It's what we all want.
19:53A quiet life
19:54and a happy home.
19:56Hear, hear.
19:57Well, I'll drink to that.
20:00Cheers.
20:01Cheers.
20:04So, have you had
20:04a smouse of, eh?
20:05You love that?
20:10Letters burning
20:20by my bed
20:21for you
20:22here now.
20:26I can feel
20:27my instincts
20:29here for you
20:30here now.
20:35Buy my bed
20:37for you
20:38here now.
20:41I didn't think
20:42you were coming.
20:44I thought you hated me.
20:48Well, I was being
20:49pig-headed,
20:50you know.
20:52It's what I'm like,
20:53as you know me, Benham.
20:55I thought I'd lost you.
20:59Really?
21:01Calling my client
21:02baldy and throwing up.
21:03No, that's
21:04just reminded me
21:06of what I first
21:07saw in you.
21:10I love you so much.
21:12I love you, too.
21:30I love you, too.
21:31I love you, too.
21:34I love you, too.
22:01I love you, too.
22:01You
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