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00:00:01Wow.
00:00:02Wow.
00:00:03That was so fun.
00:00:04That was awesome.
00:00:05That was something, honey.
00:00:07We're back in the workroom,
00:00:08and I am so relieved that Janie saved me.
00:00:12But my heart sinks for Cheryl,
00:00:14because I know how much she wants this.
00:00:16I wasn't threatened.
00:00:18Still not threatened.
00:00:19Love you, divas.
00:00:20X-X-O.
00:00:21Cheryl Hole.
00:00:22P.S.
00:00:23Going for that piss now.
00:00:25Aw, Cheryl.
00:00:27Aw, Cheryl.
00:00:29I'm, like, devastated a little bit, but, like,
00:00:31she was the worst in the challenge,
00:00:34which is, like, the bottom line, right?
00:00:35Yeah.
00:00:36I'm gonna miss Cheryl.
00:00:37She's my best friend,
00:00:38and that smile could light up a workroom.
00:00:39Come on, Cheryl!
00:00:41I'm gonna miss that mediocre queen.
00:00:44Actually, she's no longer mediocre.
00:00:48I want to thank you so much
00:00:50for letting me live on another week.
00:00:52I really appreciate you.
00:00:54But I am curious.
00:00:55Who did you choose, Jimbo?
00:00:57What?
00:00:58No.
00:01:03So stupid.
00:01:04Always some food on this menu.
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:07Hey, look over there, you guys.
00:01:10I picked Jujubee by accident.
00:01:15Girl.
00:01:18Why?
00:01:19I picked Jujubee because she's a really good singer,
00:01:21and I want to be the one that sings with Ru.
00:01:23Is that the only reason?
00:01:24Yeah.
00:01:25The other girls are gagged
00:01:27that I have Jujubee's lipstick.
00:01:29To be honest, so am I.
00:01:31At the last minute,
00:01:32the devilish side of me won
00:01:34and just was like,
00:01:35pick Jujubee.
00:01:36That's the fun one.
00:01:37She might beat you.
00:01:38I'm gagged.
00:01:39I am gagged.
00:01:40I am gagged.
00:01:41You know, we were sitting there,
00:01:42and remember, we were talking about
00:01:43you wanted me to save you,
00:01:45and I found that that was kind of an agreement
00:01:48that we had, right?
00:01:49Ew.
00:01:50Well, this is awkward.
00:01:54So I guess that's off the table.
00:01:55No, it's still, it's on the table.
00:01:57See the question?
00:01:58I don't understand that at all.
00:02:01Like, how can you do that?
00:02:03You form that alliance yourself,
00:02:04and then you backstab that person with a big machete.
00:02:09That is some shady shit.
00:02:10So essentially, he broke the alliance.
00:02:12No, I didn't.
00:02:13But I will mention,
00:02:14she brought it up, not me.
00:02:16That's even worse.
00:02:18And I did say it to both of you.
00:02:19You said it to Cheryl as well.
00:02:21I did. I said, if you save me,
00:02:22will I save you and all that stuff?
00:02:24You know, we are all here to win.
00:02:27None of us are here to save each other,
00:02:29so I'm trying to win.
00:02:31Bro, are you playing it real?
00:02:33So Jimbo is the bitch to watch.
00:02:35Yeah.
00:02:36No, guys, don't say stuff like that.
00:02:38But it's good.
00:02:39So now we know.
00:02:42I never thought that you were going to be
00:02:44the shady one, Jimbo.
00:02:45I don't know if I am.
00:02:46I guess I am.
00:02:47I think we know.
00:02:48I am.
00:02:49We know.
00:02:50You are.
00:02:51She actually gained my trust.
00:02:52But now, all bets are off.
00:02:56I just can't believe Jimbo chose me
00:02:58after what she said.
00:02:59She's a really good liar.
00:03:01Not only will I be more weary of Jimbo,
00:03:03every single queen in the workroom will be.
00:03:06told me.
00:03:07What did I say?
00:03:08That we got an alliance.
00:03:09No, ours is the real one.
00:03:10As real.
00:03:11I promise.
00:03:12And I think, thanks to me,
00:03:13the competition has finally started.
00:03:14Team Bimbo.
00:03:15Team Bimbo.
00:03:16All the frickin' way.
00:03:17Team Bimbo.
00:03:18I hope you do make an alliance with her,
00:03:19because she'll flip on you too.
00:03:20Oh, baby.
00:03:21That's why I didn't start walking over there.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23It's a new day in the workroom,
00:03:38and from the bottom straight to the top,
00:03:40I'm a winner.
00:03:41Look at my best.
00:03:43Janie, how do you feel?
00:03:45I feel shiny.
00:03:48Janie has done a full 180 in this competition.
00:03:51She went from the bottom to the top.
00:03:53Oh, my goodness.
00:03:54If I was going from the bottom to the top,
00:03:55I'd be having a good Saturday night.
00:03:57I feel really, really good.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59My Colin is here to show up.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:02So, Juju B, a lot happened in the last episode.
00:04:06A lot, a lot.
00:04:07And Michelle especially said that you aren't here yet.
00:04:09Are you going to turn it up?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12I mean, the best coffee is getting read by Michelle.
00:04:16I think Juju seems very worried.
00:04:19She rose the bar so high for herself that she can't get up there,
00:04:23and I feel for her.
00:04:25Okay, news real quick, ladies.
00:04:27I know that I have been going by Monique Hart
00:04:30since the beginning of my drag career,
00:04:32especially in Drag Race,
00:04:33but I would really prefer to be known as just Mo.
00:04:36Oh.
00:04:37So just call me Mo.
00:04:38Though I present a female aesthetic,
00:04:41I would like to be known as a genderless entertainer.
00:04:45It opens it up for so much Mo.
00:04:48And what better platform to do it on,
00:04:50to let the world know,
00:04:51I'm changing my name to Mo Hart.
00:04:54But if you can just call me Mo,
00:04:55like Mo Hart, Mo Love, Mo this, Mo that.
00:04:57They tried to call you Mo, Nick, but you said Mo.
00:05:00Yes!
00:05:01Wait, wait.
00:05:02Can y'all call me Amber from now on?
00:05:06Anyway, regardless, I'm here to win this week,
00:05:08so I really don't care what you call me
00:05:09as long as you pay me.
00:05:10Please.
00:05:11I want the repeater back!
00:05:12Woo!
00:05:13Woo!
00:05:14Yeah!
00:05:15Her Majesty did already had herses.
00:05:19She didn't care.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21Hello, Ladykins.
00:05:23Hi!
00:05:24It's the hard knock life, old chum.
00:05:27So whenever things get rocky,
00:05:30remember, somewhere over the rainbow,
00:05:32there's a lonely goat herder saying,
00:05:35Mamma Mia!
00:05:37That's a spicy meatball!
00:05:42Musical has to be.
00:05:43Musical has to be.
00:05:45Hello, hello, hello!
00:05:46Hi!
00:05:47Ladies!
00:05:48Hi!
00:05:49That's my favorite, yeah.
00:05:50A seahorse.
00:05:51My queens!
00:05:52Hi!
00:05:53Hey!
00:05:54Now in a world divided,
00:05:55the art of drag encourages us to set aside our differences
00:06:00and heal with love, laughter, and compassion.
00:06:04That is why I proclaim today
00:06:07International Drag Literacy Day.
00:06:10That's right, ladies.
00:06:13In the grand tradition of Paris is burning.
00:06:16The library is about to be open.
00:06:20Yeah!
00:06:21Because reading is what?
00:06:23Fundamentals!
00:06:25That's right.
00:06:26Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:06:28It's time to raid the queens on an international level.
00:06:32First up, JJ, Janie Jackay.
00:06:35The library is open.
00:06:37Blue Hydrangea.
00:06:39Feels like we gotta keep the reading safe
00:06:41because that's very on-brand for you.
00:06:42I don't think.
00:06:44Bag of chips.
00:06:46Love, I think you took the wrong stage door.
00:06:48They're filming Botched Next Door.
00:06:50Oh!
00:06:53Vangina Hills.
00:06:54Yes!
00:06:55It means the library is open.
00:06:59Blue Hydrangea.
00:07:01You're such a horny little devil.
00:07:03When you took the A-levels, you got an STD.
00:07:07Miss Jimbo.
00:07:09Canadian, just like Celine Dion.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12That explains when you do the lip sync,
00:07:13you go down like the Titanic.
00:07:18Mamoru, I love your look today.
00:07:20You're really putting the whore in seahorse.
00:07:23Now tell a joke.
00:07:28Vangina Heels.
00:07:30The only thing wider than your back is Bagga's ass,
00:07:32and that smells better.
00:07:36Accurate.
00:07:39Mocart.
00:07:40You've been passed around more than a donation basket on Sunday.
00:07:44And gotten less change.
00:07:48Only in Canada.
00:07:50Jujubee.
00:07:52It's quite ironic that you've been here four times
00:07:55because when you walk down the runway in that make-it-yourself dress,
00:07:58you had four back rolls.
00:08:00Yay!
00:08:04Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo.
00:08:06Do you know why you haven't won a lip sync?
00:08:08Because there isn't a ring to...
00:08:11You're a winner, Granddad.
00:08:15JJ and Penchina, I would love to read you,
00:08:18but like most international pop stars,
00:08:20you didn't make it big in the States.
00:08:23Blue Hydrangea.
00:08:25More like a dead funeral wreath.
00:08:27No.
00:08:30Bag of chips.
00:08:31More like Jabba the Hun.
00:08:34We can tell you are the filler queen until we saw...
00:08:37Blue Hydrangea.
00:08:38Ooh.
00:08:40Tumbleweeds.
00:08:41For these jokes, bitch.
00:08:46That's it?
00:08:48Really?
00:08:50Pangina.
00:08:51Okay, so RuPaul was looking for the most beautiful, talented drag queen from Thailand.
00:08:55Was she busy?
00:08:57She was.
00:08:58She was.
00:09:00Janie Jaquet.
00:09:01You put the hoe in Holland.
00:09:03Now, I hear that tulips are the biggest export.
00:09:06Is that what happened to yours?
00:09:07Is that what happened to yours?
00:09:10And of course, the people's love bag of chips.
00:09:15You walked into the room as Princess Di.
00:09:17But I just saw Princess Di-Aria.
00:09:20Bitch.
00:09:21Juju will read the piss out of you.
00:09:22I live for it.
00:09:23I live.
00:09:24I live.
00:09:25I live.
00:09:26I live.
00:09:27I live.
00:09:28Jeannie Jaquet.
00:09:29If I wanted to read something Dutch, bitch, I would have watched your season.
00:09:30But lucky or cute, when you go home next, my room's 228.
00:09:31See you there.
00:09:32I feel dirty.
00:09:33Juju Bee.
00:09:34More like Juju has been.
00:09:35Ooh.
00:09:36Jimbo.
00:09:37Your tits are the biggest thing that's entered this workroom.
00:09:38I'm so sorry.
00:09:39I'm so sorry.
00:09:40I'm so sorry.
00:09:41I'm so sorry.
00:09:42I'm so sorry.
00:09:43I'm so sorry.
00:09:44I'm so sorry.
00:09:45I'm so sorry.
00:09:46I'm so sorry.
00:09:47I'm so sorry.
00:09:48I'm so sorry.
00:09:49I'm so sorry.
00:09:50I'm so sorry.
00:09:51I'm so sorry.
00:09:52I'm so sorry.
00:09:53Your tits are the biggest thing that's entered this workroom, apart from baggers' cheap veneers.
00:09:57Oh.
00:09:58Oh.
00:09:59Here.
00:10:00You're going to hell.
00:10:02Huh.
00:10:03But I had my teeth done in Ali Street, bitch.
00:10:05What has this show done to you, Blue?
00:10:07I know.
00:10:08It's ruined me.
00:10:09Lady kids.
00:10:10It's nice to see that you are all fluent in the international language of throwing shapes.
00:10:16But one of you is truly dark-sided.
00:10:20The winner of today's mini challenge is...
00:10:24Juju Bee.
00:10:27Again?
00:10:30Juju, you're not getting older.
00:10:32You're getting shadier.
00:10:33Wiser.
00:10:37Now, ladies.
00:10:38It's time to step out of the shade and into the spotlight.
00:10:42For this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be starring in the lip-sync-rusical reality show, West End Wendy's The Comeback.
00:10:51Yeah!
00:10:52Yeah!
00:10:53Cool!
00:10:54Now, each of you will play an iconic but faded West End star, who's clawing her way back to the top.
00:11:02Roles up for grabs are...
00:11:04Widow Orphan Fanny, a former child star whose tomorrows don't look so bright.
00:11:11Oh!
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13There's Tracy Fatberg, the former 60s dancing star with a teeny addiction to hairspray.
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Lally Bowles, with a Z.
00:11:23The irrepressible performer, who's ready for another comeback, mama.
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:29That's definitely very good.
00:11:30There's Mariah Gone Trappy, a nun with a dirty, dirty habit.
00:11:36There's Dr. Spankin' Spurter, a born-again virgin.
00:11:39Think Michelle Visage.
00:11:41There's Meryl Streep, the Hollywood megastar who can't say no.
00:11:47Okay.
00:11:48And there's Dodo the dog, a Kansas girl's former best friend who's ready to take her hidden talents over the rainbow.
00:11:58Now, Juju, you won the mini-challenge, so you get to assign the roles.
00:12:02Wow!
00:12:03Yes!
00:12:04Oh, wow!
00:12:05This is my first rusical.
00:12:06I'm so excited!
00:12:08And I get to assign roles.
00:12:11Later, you'll be meeting with your choreographer, the strictly fabulous, Johannes Radebe.
00:12:20Ladies, I expect nothing less than the performance of a lifetime.
00:12:25Razors, start your engines!
00:12:28And may the best drag queen win.
00:12:33Let's have a good listen first.
00:12:34Everybody ready?
00:12:35Three, two, one.
00:12:36I love musicals, and every time I go to see one,
00:12:39I just wish I could be up on that stage.
00:12:41But I can't sing.
00:12:42So doing a lip-sync musical is me living my fantasy.
00:12:45This is brilliant.
00:12:46They are all good.
00:12:47So good.
00:12:48Awesome.
00:12:49Those parts are really good.
00:12:50Yeah, they're all good.
00:12:51I'm gonna let the other girls just choose what part they want,
00:12:53because I think that's the most fair thing.
00:12:55First come, first serve.
00:12:57Sure, I have the power to choose parts for everybody, right?
00:13:00But what does everybody want?
00:13:01I wanna be Liza Minnelli.
00:13:02She's my idol.
00:13:03I'll be Dr. Spank.
00:13:04That one and Lally Bowls.
00:13:06I think for me, either Lally Bowls or Meryl Streep.
00:13:09Okay, what about you?
00:13:10I do like a lot of them, but I like the dog.
00:13:12I think I relate on a spiritual level to Mariah Gontrappy,
00:13:15who's a goody two-shoes that turns out to be a slut.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19Actual.
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:21Lally or Mariah?
00:13:22Okay.
00:13:23Lally.
00:13:24So everybody wants Lally.
00:13:27Everybody wants Lally Bells.
00:13:30I want it too.
00:13:31I have the power to choose it.
00:13:33So I'm keeping it for me.
00:13:34Who do you wanna be?
00:13:35I want Lally.
00:13:37Well, then she's taking it.
00:13:39I do Liza Minnelli on stage.
00:13:41I've got all the outfits, the wigs, I do the mannerisms.
00:13:43I just don't see you do that dancing, though.
00:13:45I don't see you do jazz.
00:13:46She wouldn't know Liza Minnelli if she sat on her face.
00:13:51Hello, it's me, Liza.
00:13:52It's Liza Minnelli.
00:13:53It's Liza Minnelli.
00:13:54Papa.
00:13:55Mama.
00:13:56I sing live as Liza, don't I?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00Since you do Liza in your shows, right?
00:14:01In your shows, you know where I sing?
00:14:02In my shows.
00:14:03I would love to see you give us a little Liza.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Do it.
00:14:07You want me to sing as Liza?
00:14:08I want you to sing and dance.
00:14:09Sing and dance.
00:14:10Go.
00:14:11No shade.
00:14:12I don't see Ms. Bag-a-chips doing that.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Please make some decisions.
00:14:23The power's in your hand.
00:14:24No!
00:14:25Please make some decisions.
00:14:27The power's in your hands.
00:14:28Do you want Mariah?
00:14:29Yeah, I'll take Mariah.
00:14:30Okay, so Mariah goes to you.
00:14:31Fabulous.
00:14:32Fanny.
00:14:33You are Fanny, the orphan.
00:14:34Doctor...
00:14:35Baby.
00:14:36Done.
00:14:37Done.
00:14:38Meryl Streep is JJ, alright?
00:14:39Baga would be good at hairspray, though.
00:14:41No, I hate that role.
00:14:42You'd be good at hairspray.
00:14:43I don't like...
00:14:44That's my least one.
00:14:45What about the dog?
00:14:46No, that's...
00:14:47Them two don't like.
00:14:48I wanna be the dog.
00:14:49You wanna be the dog.
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51So you're...
00:14:52I've got the last...
00:14:53I've got the run to the litter.
00:14:54I've literally been left the last one.
00:14:56Them.
00:14:57Everyone got their role that they wanted.
00:14:59They were all over the moon.
00:15:00And I'm left with Tracy Fatberg.
00:15:02Some eco-friendly, save the world.
00:15:06How'd you make that funny?
00:15:07You know what I mean?
00:15:08You could camp up anything.
00:15:09Listen, I gave everybody a chance to choose what they wanted.
00:15:12Right?
00:15:13Yes.
00:15:14I think all the parts are pretty even.
00:15:15But everybody's parts have been picked and then it's like,
00:15:16oh, Baga can have that one.
00:15:17Well, because you were so stuck on the Lolly one that you really didn't give yourself...
00:15:21Yeah, but I just wish you would have said, I'm doing Lolly.
00:15:23I did.
00:15:24If you're not gonna choose, you'll just be handed whatever's left over, darling.
00:15:29Are you upset?
00:15:30Yes, girl, she is.
00:15:31Yes, she is not having it.
00:15:34Fine, I'm gonna do it.
00:15:35I'm gonna do it.
00:15:36You can camp that up.
00:15:37I'm gonna play an eco-friendly vegan and I'm gonna eat a fucking bacon sandwich while I do it.
00:15:44I mean, Baga is completely a spoiled brat right now.
00:15:47Being the most famous woman in Britain, I think she's used to having her way and getting what she wants.
00:15:51And she's just not getting it.
00:15:53And tough titties.
00:15:55I don't like the song, I don't like the lyrics, I don't like the words.
00:15:59It's not going to be shit, but all I'm saying is if I had a different role, I would be much better.
00:16:05Because if I was Lolly Bowl, I would have given you Liza on acid.
00:16:10Oh, God, they bore my piss.
00:16:13Everyone, apart from you and Blue.
00:16:16Oh, thank you.
00:16:17I feel really terrible because I feel like Baga is kind of angry.
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:21I don't know, like, is this how she is?
00:16:23Yeah, it's hard to see Baga like this.
00:16:26I didn't think Baga was being serious, but I think she's really upset.
00:16:30And it's kind of funny.
00:16:32Vegan recycling.
00:16:34I would just, don't let them get on your skin because you and I know we could do any one of these.
00:16:40It's frustrating for me to know that Baga is so talented and she's really letting this go to her head.
00:16:44And I really hope that she's able to pull it out in the show.
00:16:46Being this character, she's addicted to hairspray, which you have been addicted to hairspray before, right?
00:16:52I mean, who hasn't?
00:16:55Everybody has a really great role.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Yeah, I wouldn't worry.
00:16:59I mean, Baga's, one thing I know about Baga is that she gets over things pretty quickly, so.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03I like being funny. I've seen a different side of you, you know.
00:17:05I forgive, but I never forget.
00:17:09They should have won the reading challenge.
00:17:11And she's put me in this very bad situation that will concern me her.
00:17:16Hi.
00:17:17Oh, hello.
00:17:18Hello.
00:17:19Oh my goodness.
00:17:20Now it's time to learn the choreography with Strictly's Johannes.
00:17:23My name is Johannes Kateve, all the way from South Africa.
00:17:24And I'm excited to be here with you all.
00:17:25Without wasting any time, please let us start.
00:17:26And we'll start with Pangina.
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28I had done theatre before, so I'm confident with my dancing.
00:17:29But the Rusical is huge.
00:17:30And the whole world will be watching us, so pressure!
00:17:31I want you to come to the front of the stage. How would you do that? Show me.
00:17:33She's old, right?
00:17:34She's definitely old, darling. I love that.
00:17:35And then from there you're going to be tapping.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:37On the stem, just.
00:17:38It looks great. She's doing good.
00:17:39Yes, sister!
00:17:40You're going to elevate that, obviously.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42You're going to elevate that, obviously.
00:17:43Oh, okay.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:45There is a different style.
00:17:46I like to say that.
00:17:47We're going to get to the top of the stage, so I'm confident in my dancing.
00:17:48I'm confident with my dancing.
00:17:49But the Rusical is huge and the whole world will be watching us.
00:17:50So pressure!
00:17:51I want you to come to the front of the stage. How would you do that? Show me.
00:17:54She's old, right?
00:17:55She's definitely old, darling. I love that.
00:17:57And then from there you're going to be tapping.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00On the stem.
00:18:01Just.
00:18:02It looks great.
00:18:03She's doing good.
00:18:05Yes, sister!
00:18:07You'll elevate that, obviously.
00:18:09Oh, I'll try.
00:18:10Okay, thank you.
00:18:12Thank you, thank you.
00:18:13Tracy.
00:18:14Hello.
00:18:15Tracy Fatberg, how are you?
00:18:17Tracy, love.
00:18:18Oh, I like this role, I like this role, I like this role.
00:18:20I'm not gonna lie.
00:18:22This is a very demanding part, actually.
00:18:26I'm thinking you should probably give me one, two, three.
00:18:31Like this?
00:18:32No, Bagga, I don't think so.
00:18:38She'd skip, wouldn't she?
00:18:39No.
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:41There's a lot of choreography for you.
00:18:43Fuck me backwards and call me Sally.
00:18:47Ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, around, hit, hit.
00:18:51I think if Bagga was not in her head about not getting Liza,
00:18:54she probably could be doing a better job right now.
00:18:57How are you feeling, baby?
00:18:59I'm just fucking knackered.
00:19:01I'm worried about Bagga, I thought this was gonna be upper alley
00:19:04and it's not pulling through.
00:19:05Lots of work to be done, Dal.
00:19:07Lots of work to be done.
00:19:09Lani, please, ma'am, join us.
00:19:11Actually, that is gonna be your entrance, right there.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:14So...
00:19:15Hello, judges.
00:19:16No, come Juju.
00:19:18Energy.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:20I have to prove to the judges and the queens that I deserve a spot.
00:19:24So, I'm up for this challenge.
00:19:26Hello, hello, judges.
00:19:29Yes, it's me.
00:19:30Juju is going to have to work really hard
00:19:33because everyone wanted this role.
00:19:35It's show time.
00:19:36It's show time.
00:19:37You know that Liza move?
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40You know how she's just like, exactly.
00:19:41You have to not only be able to kill the choreography,
00:19:44but also impersonate Eliza-isms.
00:19:47Snap.
00:19:48Ta.
00:19:49Can we...
00:19:50Yes.
00:19:51Talk about picking it up.
00:19:52Well, you put it down, I'm gonna pick it up, Daddy.
00:19:54Hey!
00:19:55That was quick!
00:19:56I'm so naughty.
00:19:57This is bad Juju right now.
00:19:58You want some?
00:19:59The slutty nun is here.
00:20:00The slutty nun is here.
00:20:01Where do you want that?
00:20:02Please, right there.
00:20:03Oh, I thought you were gonna say on all fours.
00:20:04Blue is definitely the horniest queen in the season.
00:20:07Exactly.
00:20:08So this part is perfect for blue.
00:20:09I'm thinking maybe give me something grungy.
00:20:11Maybe...
00:20:12Okay.
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14The choreography is going good.
00:20:15It is right up my street.
00:20:16My legs are in the air.
00:20:17I'm strumming.
00:20:18It's just...
00:20:19It's just...
00:20:20It's just...
00:20:21It's just...
00:20:22It's just...
00:20:23It's just...
00:20:24It's just...
00:20:25The slutty nun is here.
00:20:26The slutty nun is here.
00:20:27Where do you want me?
00:20:28Please, right there.
00:20:29Oh, I thought you were gonna say on all fours.
00:20:31Blue is definitely the horniest queen in the season.
00:20:34My legs are in the air.
00:20:35I'm strumming.
00:20:36It's just...
00:20:37Fabulous.
00:20:38Snap for Mariah.
00:20:39Snap for Mariah.
00:20:40Yay!
00:20:41Dr. Spank and Spurda.
00:20:44Spank!
00:20:45This is what I wanted to know with you in this one.
00:20:49Any tricks up the back?
00:20:50Maybe no.
00:20:51No, not at all?
00:20:52Girl, the last time I did stunts and tricks on this stage,
00:20:55it did not work out well.
00:20:56If we can do a flashback, producers, please hit the rollback.
00:20:59But I've had some time to go and practice my crown,
00:21:06and I'm ready to smash this.
00:21:08Yes?
00:21:09Yes!
00:21:10Can you go into a split from there?
00:21:13I didn't stretch.
00:21:15Are you okay?
00:21:18She is having the time of her life, and we are here for it.
00:21:22Beautiful, now get up for me.
00:21:24Sorry, too much.
00:21:25That was the bar, bitch.
00:21:26That was the bar, bitch.
00:21:27I thought I was at the club for a minute.
00:21:29I thought I was at the club.
00:21:30If you keep that up, you are on the money.
00:21:33I'm getting good vibes.
00:21:34Baby.
00:21:35I'm feeling confident for this show.
00:21:37I'm excited.
00:21:39Meryl Streep.
00:21:40Hello, hello.
00:21:41How are you feeling with this one?
00:21:42Good.
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:45I'm thinking be Meryl.
00:21:46I definitely wanted to play Liza because I'm a dancer.
00:21:50But this is a challenge.
00:21:51Challenge yourself.
00:21:52Deal with what you get.
00:21:54Forget about the dancing, the acting.
00:21:56You don't have to dance, so you can actually talk each other.
00:21:58I like dancing.
00:21:59I like dancing.
00:22:00As a dancer, we are trained to be very disciplined, and it's hard to let that go.
00:22:05So I am looking at her.
00:22:07Because I don't know if she can do it.
00:22:11Just think it's a bit safe.
00:22:15It just feels a little bit restricted.
00:22:17Like I don't see freedom.
00:22:18You're telling me not to do too much of the choreography, but that comes so naturally, so I feel like I'm holding back.
00:22:24Did I set myself up here?
00:22:25Like nobody wanted this shit.
00:22:26Like now I understand why nobody wanted it.
00:22:28Whatever you think Meryl is, bring it to the runway.
00:22:33Last but not least, Dodo please join us my darling.
00:22:37I'm having a little bit of a neck issue, but I'm going to work through it.
00:22:41I see.
00:22:42Well suddenly someone has a neck injury out of nowhere, so performance anxiety?
00:22:48I don't know.
00:22:49What is the problem?
00:22:50What happened?
00:22:51Just my neck muscle is just getting a bit stiff, so I can't really turn my head that well.
00:22:57I've slept on my neck funny last night and I could seize up completely and I'm very worried about my performance being affected by my injury.
00:23:05So just go through the concept and just tie it down for yourself so that you know what you're doing.
00:23:09One, two, believer.
00:23:12Believer comes over, right?
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Right?
00:23:16Do we need to simplify this?
00:23:17No, that was very simple.
00:23:19I know.
00:23:20I'm super frustrated.
00:23:21Johannes has had to dumb down my choreography because of my injury.
00:23:26And I feel like I'm not really able to really give my all.
00:23:30My show now.
00:23:32And then bark.
00:23:33And then bark.
00:23:34Bark bark.
00:23:35So I'm wondering, is this strategy for him?
00:23:38Don't be offended if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, throw it in the trash.
00:23:41Throw it in the trash if I'm wrong.
00:23:42You'll be able to manage that?
00:23:43Oh yeah.
00:23:44No, I've got a ticket for the struggle bus, but I'm going to get off the struggle bus.
00:23:48Onto the show bus.
00:23:49I love that.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51I love that. Surprise us.
00:23:52Something's just not quite that.
00:23:54Let's see what happens tomorrow.
00:23:55I'm excited.
00:23:56I'm excited.
00:23:57And please, whatever you do, nail it.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Today is elimination day and we're going to do the erusical.
00:24:15I think that bagger looks nervous, but if there's one thing I learned being a drag performer,
00:24:21fake it till you make it.
00:24:22How are we all feeling?
00:24:24Yesterday I was feeling much worse.
00:24:26Yeah, you didn't want the role at first.
00:24:28How do you feel now?
00:24:29Well, I was...
00:24:30Moping.
00:24:31Yeah, I was moping about.
00:24:32And earlier, while you were moping, we were saying how everybody's parts kind of fit them,
00:24:36so...
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39What did you learn from that experience, my dear?
00:24:40Well, I've learned Jimbo's a dog.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44I love bagger, but, you know, she needs to just act like she doesn't care because I
00:24:49think the girls are getting a little bit upset with her.
00:24:52And, um, Jimbo, how's your neck?
00:24:54It's feeling much better today.
00:24:55Thanks, Juju.
00:24:56So it wasn't strategy?
00:24:58I was contemplating this morning pretending it was still hurt so you guys would all think
00:25:03I was gonna do bad, but then I was like, you know, that might end up making it worse again,
00:25:08so I thought, why don't I just be healed and...
00:25:10It would've been a lovely charm.
00:25:11Apparently, miraculously, the next day she had nothing wrong with her neck.
00:25:20Just saying.
00:25:21Let's hope you're not hokey pokey today.
00:25:23Woo!
00:25:24I turned myself around.
00:25:26You're gonna be hokey poking it.
00:25:27I'm sure everyone here is here to win.
00:25:30So let's get ready!
00:25:31Yay!
00:25:32Hi, guys!
00:25:33I'm still shitting it.
00:25:35I'm not gonna lie.
00:25:37I'm just gonna perform it and do my job.
00:25:40And hopefully, I'm gonna bring it to the runway and you're gonna get some Tracy Fatberg.
00:25:46Save the planet!
00:25:47Woo!
00:25:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK versus the world.
00:25:54Everybody's talking about Michelle Visage!
00:25:57Are they?
00:25:59Okay, Michelle, if they made a musical of your life, who would play me?
00:26:02Uh, Idris Elba?
00:26:05Wesley Snipes!
00:26:06Oh, no, no, no!
00:26:07You know who would do it?
00:26:08Vin Diesel.
00:26:09Ah!
00:26:10That's the one.
00:26:11Nailed it!
00:26:12Yay!
00:26:14An international treasure, Graham Norton.
00:26:16Now, Graham, have you spent a lot of time in the West End?
00:26:19Well, Ru, I really don't see how that's any of your business.
00:26:25And the super talented Jonathan Bailey.
00:26:27Jonathan, where do you keep your Olivier Award?
00:26:30It's a secret.
00:26:31And I'm sitting on it.
00:26:33Right now.
00:26:36This week, we challenged our queens to breathe life into legendary West End Wendy's.
00:26:42And tonight on the runway, category is dot, dot, dot.
00:26:47Racers, start your engines.
00:26:49And may the best drag queen win.
00:26:51RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. The World is proud to present the premiere of West End Wendy's The Comeback.
00:27:04Welcome to the hot new reality competition that everybody's talking about.
00:27:09Seven West End starlets are about to battle it out to return to the spotlight.
00:27:13These former theatrical legends all want a second shot at fame, but only one will have what it takes to be crowned comeback queen.
00:27:20While the losers will fade into obscurity.
00:27:23Forever!
00:27:25Buckle up.
00:27:26This is West End Wendy's The Comeback.
00:27:31Kicking off the show, it's West End Wendy number one.
00:27:34Poor widdle orphan Fanny.
00:27:36And she's hoping to charm the judges tonight.
00:27:39Awww.
00:27:40Daddy says I'm the best.
00:27:47Mommy bought this pretty dress.
00:27:50She was killed in a car crash.
00:27:52Woe is me.
00:27:53Pretty good backstory.
00:27:55Yeah, baby.
00:27:57So much trouble and strife.
00:28:01Oh, will me.
00:28:02Now I'm old and my bones are all creaking.
00:28:06Only grand's is how I pay my lucky bill.
00:28:09God and China, my bladder's leaking.
00:28:12What's for dinner?
00:28:13Oh, it's just a little sleeping pill.
00:28:16Saggy, fanny, and a dodgy knee.
00:28:22Only orphan who's in O.A.P.
00:28:25Rich and famous I'll never be.
00:28:28Pathetic hold has been fought for me.
00:28:37Time for comeback star number two and turning up the volume.
00:28:47It's Tracy Fatberg.
00:28:54Used to be a big dancing star.
00:28:56Dreams of fame was all I ever had.
00:29:01Until I had my wake up call.
00:29:04Climate change is getting really bad.
00:29:08You can't pretend to ignore methane gas.
00:29:11Or the polar ice caps melting fast.
00:29:14So much plastic, the baby bishop died.
00:29:16Monster fat birds keep floating in the tide.
00:29:19The world's crying out in pain and I'm here to help.
00:29:22But I can't give up hairspray.
00:29:24I am vegan and I recycle trash.
00:29:27But I can't give up hairspray.
00:29:29Sure, it's toxic, just give me a pass.
00:29:32No, I won't give up hairspray.
00:29:40Divine.
00:29:50Next on the comeback trail and hoping to make her mother proud,
00:29:53we have a cabaret icon.
00:29:55It's the legendary Lally Bowels.
00:29:58Hello, judges.
00:30:02Yes, it's me.
00:30:03I'm back and here to stay.
00:30:07Showbiz is in my flat, my dears.
00:30:11So blow a kiss.
00:30:13Mwah!
00:30:14This old Broadway.
00:30:15It's showtime.
00:30:17I'm in my prime.
00:30:19Well, kinda.
00:30:20I won Broadway Tony prizes.
00:30:23I still look great.
00:30:24Check out these thighses.
00:30:26I'm fussy.
00:30:27Not fussy.
00:30:28And I don't give a tossy.
00:30:30Mama taught me how to s-s-s-s-s-s-s-slay.
00:30:34I'm fabulous.
00:30:36I'm a gay icon.
00:30:37I'm fabulous.
00:30:38I'm a gay icon.
00:30:39I'm fabulous.
00:30:41With the sea.
00:30:45Wasn't it just terrific?
00:30:47Yes!
00:30:51Up next, and hoping to prove she's a triple threat,
00:31:02all the way from Austria, it's singer, songwriter, and yodeler,
00:31:06Mariah Gong Trappi.
00:31:10The hills bring me joy.
00:31:12I do love it all fresco.
00:31:14I pray all the day, but it's just no fun.
00:31:17Though I'm a nun, I'm a raging.
00:31:20libido.
00:31:21Never pay like to pay spank my bum.
00:31:27I've got a bad habit of going commando.
00:31:31Knickers off.
00:31:32Knickers off.
00:31:33Lose my pantyhose.
00:31:34Down on my knees.
00:31:36Just run me my bum, Joe.
00:31:41Fornicating.
00:31:42Intimacy.
00:31:44Got to pray.
00:31:46No abstinence for me.
00:31:50Fornic.
00:31:51I'm finished.
00:31:53Back with a whole new image they've been stuck in a time warp.
00:32:10Literally.
00:32:11It's Dr. Spankin' Spurter.
00:32:14Please pull your panties up.
00:32:16You're being so corrupt.
00:32:18You sinful hussies, I'll be damned.
00:32:21I used to be a cocky horror show.
00:32:24Now guess what?
00:32:25I'm holy.
00:32:26Call it a rebrand.
00:32:28I might be quite well endowed.
00:32:31With an ass that's smoother than butter.
00:32:35But my lips are shaved.
00:32:37I've shut up shallow.
00:32:39This sex means leaving the gutter.
00:32:43Cause I'm a born again virgin.
00:32:45Lost all the urges.
00:32:46Thou just a tooth.
00:32:47No more.
00:32:48I'm a gender fluid icon.
00:32:49Live down and right.
00:32:50And I'll leave your wanton.
00:32:51Fornic.
00:32:52Fornic.
00:32:53And fudge.
00:32:54Fornic.
00:32:55I'm a gender fluid icon.
00:32:56Live down and right.
00:32:57And I'll leave your wanton.
00:32:58Fornic.
00:32:59Fornic.
00:33:00Fornic.
00:33:01Fornic.
00:33:02Fornic.
00:33:03Fornic.
00:33:04Fornic.
00:33:05Fornic.
00:33:06Fornic.
00:33:07Fornic.
00:33:08Fornic.
00:33:09Fornic.
00:33:10Fornic.
00:33:11Fornic.
00:33:12Next up.
00:33:13No way.
00:33:14Is that?
00:33:15What is she doing here?
00:33:17Mamma Mia.
00:33:24Hi, it's me Meryl Streep.
00:33:26And I'm back here again.
00:33:30Super huge A-lister.
00:33:32But can I really sing?
00:33:34Oh, I worry about these things.
00:33:36Look at me shine.
00:33:38So many accolades.
00:33:39I'm so sublime.
00:33:41An actor with just one goal.
00:33:44Will I get the starring role?
00:33:48I can't act.
00:33:49My CV's overwhelming.
00:33:51Free Oscars.
00:33:52But who's really counting?
00:33:54No.
00:33:55Overachiever.
00:33:56Oh, look.
00:33:57I won again.
00:33:58Me.
00:33:59Me.
00:34:00Me.
00:34:01I could do any accent.
00:34:02Overachiever.
00:34:03I stole the scene.
00:34:04I can't eat.
00:34:05Me.
00:34:06Me.
00:34:07And boy, can I sing.
00:34:09Sing.
00:34:10Sing.
00:34:11Sing.
00:34:12Sing.
00:34:14Me.
00:34:19Closing the show, it's the ultimate underdog story.
00:34:22She's the bitch who's hoping to finally take the lead.
00:34:25Please welcome, Dodo.
00:34:26I was trapped inside her basket.
00:34:27She treated me like a hound.
00:34:28She thought a dog was just for passion.
00:34:29Just for fashion.
00:34:30Just for fashion.
00:34:31Just for fashion.
00:34:32But now it's time you heard my sound.
00:34:33Today I'll make you a believer.
00:34:35Cause I'm the OG.
00:34:36Cause I'm the OG.
00:34:37Cross Shinsu Retriever.
00:34:38There's just one thing you need to know.
00:34:40I will be the best in town.
00:34:41Cause I'm the OG.
00:34:42Cross Shinsu Retriever.
00:34:43There's just one thing you need to know.
00:34:47I will be the best in town.
00:34:50Cause I'm the OG.
00:34:52Cross Shinsu Retriever.
00:34:54There's just one thing you need to know.
00:34:57I will be the best in town.
00:35:02Cause I'm no friend of Dorothy.
00:35:07She's a bitch.
00:35:08I'll chase my dill and chase my dream.
00:35:10I'll snip that ass and fight me.
00:35:12I'll be the best in town.
00:35:15I'll snip that ass and finally breathe.
00:35:18But I'm not afraid of Dorothy.
00:35:24It's my show now.
00:35:34Category is dot, dot, dot.
00:35:37Up first, Jimbo.
00:35:39Now that's what you call helmet hair.
00:35:41Yes.
00:35:42I am feeling my space balls fantasy.
00:35:45I have a big dot on my head and I am out of this world.
00:35:48Oh, don't you wish your girlfriend was dot like me?
00:35:51I have finally boarded the mothership with Mamoru.
00:35:54And I am here to show her that I am serving fashion.
00:35:57I am serving drama and I am serving dot, dot, dots.
00:36:00She's nice, but she's a bit dotty.
00:36:02Yeah.
00:36:04Up next, Jujubee.
00:36:06Ooh, girl.
00:36:07Get these mother truckin' snakes off this mother truckin' runway.
00:36:13This is the look, girl.
00:36:15From head to toe, I'm giving you colors.
00:36:17My shoes are high as hell.
00:36:19Girl, I feel dotty and naughty.
00:36:22Constrictor?
00:36:23I don't even know her.
00:36:25Imagine Jujubee is a troll and she takes a dive into the river and she gets tangled up in octopus tentacles.
00:36:38You know, Michelle, I'm starting to crave spotted dick.
00:36:41Oh, I know where I can get you some.
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:46Up next, Blue Hydrangea.
00:36:49Now, let this be a lesson to the anti-vaxxers out there.
00:36:55I am serving rich, blue, velvet, five-headed eleganza.
00:37:00I give great head, five heads to be exact.
00:37:03She's got spotty underlay underlay.
00:37:06The outfit is made of gorgeous velvet embellished with pearls.
00:37:10And then I have my little orange polka dots spotted around.
00:37:13Orange and blue, all your dreams are coming true.
00:37:16You know, people who call Blue Hydrangea Two-Face, I say no! Five-Face!
00:37:21Yes!
00:37:23Up next, Jamie Jacquet.
00:37:25She's gonna polka someone's eye out.
00:37:27Yeah!
00:37:28My look on the runway is a self-inspired, self-made polka dot print.
00:37:32Very Mugler with a little tint of Zorro's Catherine Zeta-Jo.
00:37:37Sleevey wonder.
00:37:38Sleevey wonder.
00:37:39Yes!
00:37:40Oh, yes!
00:37:41I feel very femme.
00:37:42I feel very cinched, snatched, and gorgeous.
00:37:45I can see Jonathan giving me a lot of flirty eyes.
00:37:51It ain't the menopause, cause she's still spotting.
00:37:54Wow!
00:37:56I have to spell it out, Graham.
00:37:59Mo' money, mo' heart.
00:38:01She always wears her heart on her head.
00:38:03I am paying homage to one of my favorite Disney Pixar characters.
00:38:08Can you tell me who?
00:38:10Drop it in the comment section.
00:38:12Queens Incorporated!
00:38:15I got it!
00:38:18As far as the runway, who's winning, darling?
00:38:20Strap to the strap to the strap to the strap to the strap!
00:38:22Bam!
00:38:23Live, darling!
00:38:24Live!
00:38:25Let's wrap this up.
00:38:27It's a wrap.
00:38:28It's a wrap.
00:38:31Vangina Hills!
00:38:33Oh my goodness, Michelle.
00:38:34Is she throwing me lampshade?
00:38:35I think she's doing it.
00:38:37I am serving you an avant-garde Chinese lantern-inspired dot dot dot extravaganza.
00:38:45So warm.
00:38:46I wish this had a...
00:38:47Oh, look at that.
00:38:49I am not that basic bitch who's just gonna walk down the runway with dot dot dots on a dress.
00:38:56I am original and surprising and fashion.
00:39:00Ariette, do you fancy a game of Twister?
00:39:02Right foot blue.
00:39:04Right hand yellow.
00:39:05Up next, Bag of Chips, Day of the Races.
00:39:10It's what we call the Kentucky Derby.
00:39:14Bag of Chips is representing the United Kingdom!
00:39:19Ooh, I feel like Fergie going to Ascot.
00:39:22What's this out for the rash decision?
00:39:26Oh my god, even Dot Cotton's jealous because I am the number one dot.
00:39:32Camilla Parker Host.
00:39:35Welcome ladies.
00:39:40UK versus the world rules are in full effect.
00:39:44Based on your rusical performances and your runway presentations, make some decisions.
00:39:49When I call your name, please step forward.
00:39:54Blue Hydrangea.
00:39:56Bag of Chips.
00:39:58You are both...
00:40:00safe.
00:40:01Please step to your spot at the back of the stage.
00:40:09I bloody love you all so much, thank you.
00:40:11Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
00:40:22Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:40:24First up, Jimbo.
00:40:25Hey, Jimbo.
00:40:26Hey, Michelle.
00:40:27Your character was Dodo.
00:40:28Yes.
00:40:29I felt Dodo kind of didn't go anywhere.
00:40:32You kind of walked, you did some dog things and that was it.
00:40:34I was kind of upset at how long the basket was in front of your face when you started singing.
00:40:38Because it's not like the reveal was that shocking.
00:40:39We knew you were a dog, you know what I mean?
00:40:41Because I knew Jimbo was in that dog, I don't know, I was just expecting more.
00:40:47I felt Jimbo got a bit lost.
00:40:49Hi, Jimbo.
00:40:50Hi, Jonathan.
00:40:51Oh, wow.
00:40:53For me, it was a bit of a mixed bag.
00:40:54I feel like your first lyric was about being trapped in a basket.
00:40:57I felt like you were trapped in that characterisation in the outfit.
00:41:00What we wanted to see was half you, half the choreo.
00:41:03That's why I say you learn it and then throw it out.
00:41:05That's what the challenge is about.
00:41:07And it just didn't seem like the two came together.
00:41:09But you look gorgeous tonight.
00:41:12The commitment to it.
00:41:13You come out and you strike this pose.
00:41:15And it's like you're in a life art drawing class.
00:41:17You are presenting it throughout.
00:41:19Thank you, Jimbo.
00:41:20Thank you all so very much.
00:41:22Up next, Jujubee.
00:41:24So you were Lally Bowles.
00:41:26Mm-hmm.
00:41:27You did the choreography.
00:41:28I think you did it well.
00:41:29But I think what was missing were those moments.
00:41:31We all wanted Liza.
00:41:33And we didn't get Liza.
00:41:35We were waiting for that really big Liza stuff.
00:41:37The terrific, the ta-ta-ta.
00:41:39So it was like, uh, ha.
00:41:41Just never got there.
00:41:43You just came out and performed it without kind of injecting extra jokes in it.
00:41:48So that was a shame.
00:41:49It wasn't as entertaining as it could have been.
00:41:52But you looked incredible.
00:41:53But it was a bit candor and low-ebb.
00:41:56Tonight, this for me is cute.
00:41:58But this is inflatable snakes stuck to a dress.
00:42:01Not enough for me on this platform.
00:42:04There's something about the tights that are just the wrong shade.
00:42:07The shoes are amazing.
00:42:08You look a little bit like you've fallen into the shallow end of a children's pool party.
00:42:13But it's a good vibe.
00:42:15It's adorable.
00:42:16It looks club kid.
00:42:17It fits the brief.
00:42:18But you've been getting the exact same critique, which is, have you arrived yet?
00:42:21Or what's going on with Juju?
00:42:23I'm afraid I have to say I'm just really sorry.
00:42:25You did what was asked of you, but you didn't take it to the Juju level.
00:42:29And we have expectations of you that, you know, just haven't been quite reached yet.
00:42:34Give it to us all the way.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:37All right.
00:42:38Thanks, Juju.
00:42:40Up next, Janie Jackay.
00:42:42I really, really enjoyed your Meryl Streep.
00:42:46All of the lyrics in this entire rusical were hilarious.
00:42:49But you just lip synced perfectly.
00:42:51You gave just enough for us to laugh.
00:42:54Yeah, I was really impressed.
00:42:56Because, you know, there's nothing inherently funny about Meryl Streep.
00:42:59You did capture that slight smugness she can have.
00:43:02And I thought you did that brilliantly.
00:43:04Character work, completely impeccable.
00:43:06Things like her hands in her pocket.
00:43:08There was just real details I could see that you put lots of work in.
00:43:11And I think every single one of Meryl Streep's 21 nominations I saw in your performance, I loved it.
00:43:15There was a certain ease that you had when you took the stage.
00:43:18Did not see you working out the choreography.
00:43:21It just felt so effortless.
00:43:23This tonight, you look gorgeous.
00:43:25But there's something about the dress.
00:43:27I think there's something from the waist down that's gone wrong.
00:43:30I thought you were really chic and sophisticated in this outfit.
00:43:33I wanted to see a little bit more shoulder.
00:43:35I wanted that line to be lower a little bit.
00:43:36Slutty.
00:43:38Thank you, Janie.
00:43:39Thank you, Mamaroon.
00:43:41Mo Money, Mo Heart.
00:43:43Hello.
00:43:44Hey, Mo.
00:43:45Dr. Spankinspurter, you definitely had fun with it.
00:43:48It just could have gone further.
00:43:50You slipped in the cartwheel.
00:43:51Don't let your face tell us.
00:43:53You basically told us, y'all, I just fucked up.
00:43:55We see that.
00:43:56It's true.
00:43:57You know, when you slip and you get a little frustrated with yourself.
00:44:01We see everything.
00:44:02We see it all.
00:44:03I really understand what it is to be frustrated.
00:44:05But you're just so bloody brilliant.
00:44:07You got back up and, you know, that took balls.
00:44:09And balls and frankenfurter is what we judges always look for.
00:44:12Tonight, you look sensational.
00:44:15I love this.
00:44:16The color palette, your makeup.
00:44:18It's so beautiful.
00:44:19It's great.
00:44:20I get it.
00:44:21It's one of my favorite Pixar movies.
00:44:23It's beautiful.
00:44:24That corset is gorgeous.
00:44:25But when I watch you, when you're standing up here, you look like you are shitting your pants.
00:44:29So just, Mo, push yourself and keep challenging yourself.
00:44:33Because you got the goods.
00:44:34I wanted to come out and give it.
00:44:36I felt it.
00:44:37And just to totally, like, losing it.
00:44:40And you just got to pull it in.
00:44:42And I didn't.
00:44:43But if I do get a lovely chance to stay, please.
00:44:48I surely will.
00:44:49Show the hell out.
00:44:50Thank you very much.
00:44:51You got it, girl.
00:44:52Got it, girl.
00:44:54Up next, Pangina Hill.
00:44:56Hi.
00:44:57Window Orphan Fanny.
00:44:58So the minute you came out, it was just a production.
00:45:02The character development.
00:45:03Tick.
00:45:04Lip sync.
00:45:05Tick.
00:45:06And it was so fun to watch.
00:45:08I believe that's Little Orphan Annie 50 years later.
00:45:11I do.
00:45:12And you owned it.
00:45:13Yeah, congratulations.
00:45:14I mean, you really kicked the show off brilliantly.
00:45:17Just the way you wore the dress.
00:45:19You were Orphan Fanny throughout.
00:45:22I think you were limping on the wrong leg.
00:45:24Oh.
00:45:25You had a bandage on your supporting leg.
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:29And you indicated that as your bad leg.
00:45:30But that was the one that was leading the way.
00:45:31Oh.
00:45:32So perhaps you need a little Daniel Day-Lewis, my left foot,
00:45:34just to get you going.
00:45:35Yeah, I thought it was brilliant.
00:45:36It was kind of frightening, too, because it's like looking in a mirror.
00:45:39You know?
00:45:40It's like, is that what's going to happen to me?
00:45:42But if it happened to Michelle, it can happen to me.
00:45:44Oh, true.
00:45:45You know?
00:45:51This tonight is one of my favorite school science experiments.
00:45:55It's fashion-y, but it's also fun.
00:45:57I would wear that print.
00:45:58I love it.
00:45:59It looks a bit like you've had an accident with a gumball machine.
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:02But I'm going to go with it, because we all love candy.
00:46:04You didn't lose yourself in it.
00:46:05We still see you.
00:46:06Your makeup's really cool tonight.
00:46:07Your body shape looks gorgeous.
00:46:08Another strong night for you, Pangina.
00:46:11Keep it up.
00:46:12You set the bar very high.
00:46:15Thank you, ladies.
00:46:16I think we've heard enough.
00:46:17Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
00:46:21Janie Jacquet.
00:46:24Pangina Hills.
00:46:25Condragulations.
00:46:26You are the top two queens of the week.
00:46:32Mo Hart.
00:46:35You are safe.
00:46:41That means Jimbo and Jujubee.
00:46:44I'm sorry, my dears, but you are in the bottom two.
00:46:50Janie Pangina.
00:46:52Each of you needs to decide which of the bottom two you would eliminate if you win the lip sync.
00:46:59So, while you queens deliberate in the work room, the judges and I will have afternoon tea.
00:47:08You may leave the stage.
00:47:10Thank you so much.
00:47:11And we're back.
00:47:12Oh my god.
00:47:13I can't believe it.
00:47:14I am back in Untopped and I'm feeling great.
00:47:21Well, hats off to you girls.
00:47:23You did a good job.
00:47:25I feel on top of the world.
00:47:27We both have a badge.
00:47:28We're both in the run for another one.
00:47:30I feel like I rose to the challenge and I can't believe it that I'm second week top two.
00:47:35Like, it's great.
00:47:36What about you, Baga?
00:47:37How are you?
00:47:38Yeah, I did feel like I had the last of the pickings when it came to the characters.
00:47:43I really do.
00:47:44I was left with that one and I'm just happy to be safe.
00:47:48I delivered Tracy.
00:47:52What's the name?
00:47:54Can I address the elephant in the room, Baga?
00:47:56I love you so much.
00:47:57But like, your tantrum though, it brought the room down, girl.
00:48:02But I wanted Juju's part.
00:48:05We have to do things that we don't like, babe.
00:48:07I just feel like you're not showing a full team player.
00:48:10Like, the Baga Chips experience is real until you get a challenge that it's just like, it's not what I want.
00:48:16So I'm not doing it.
00:48:17I just feel like it's everyone versus Baganam.
00:48:19No, it's not.
00:48:20No, but it's not.
00:48:21We are all on the same team.
00:48:22We're all here together.
00:48:23But we want you to stay on that team as well.
00:48:25I agree.
00:48:26I think I've been a bit of a spoiled brat.
00:48:28Yeah, lovely.
00:48:29Praise God, she gets it.
00:48:30I've got to stop overthinking and I've got to just get on with it instead of moaning.
00:48:36Can we hug you now?
00:48:37Yeah, I just want to apologize if I've affected anybody else.
00:48:39No, thank you for your apologies.
00:48:40It's fine.
00:48:41We love you.
00:48:42I think she's a big enough person to be like, I apologize.
00:48:45And that takes real character.
00:48:49Juju, how are you feeling?
00:48:52I actually thought I did pretty good.
00:48:57Me too.
00:48:59I chose the part because I knew it was going to be a challenge for myself.
00:49:04And I just missed the mark again.
00:49:06I felt this feeling before.
00:49:09I think on season two, I was in the bottom three weeks in a row.
00:49:13You know, and I lip synced my way out of it.
00:49:15But this time, I'm not lip syncing my way out of this.
00:49:19Well, you're not alone in the bottom two, Jimbo.
00:49:21Jimbo.
00:49:22How do you feel?
00:49:24Oh, good.
00:49:25I am so bummed.
00:49:27You know, Mama Ru saying, ignore the choreographer that's brought in.
00:49:33It's hard for me to just say, yeah, like I'm going to ditch that choreo during a choreo challenge.
00:49:37That's not what the judges said.
00:49:41Nobody said it was a choreography challenge.
00:49:42It's a rusical.
00:49:44That means you have to be able to do the choreography, but make it look natural like you didn't study it.
00:49:48And you have to put in the personality you're playing.
00:49:51This challenge was about trying to embody this half Dodo, half Dorothy, half Jimbo choreo challenge.
00:49:59I am in shock.
00:50:00Two weeks in a row, I've been in the top, and now all of a sudden I'm in the bottom.
00:50:04I'm surprised that Mama Ru doesn't at least make me safe, knowing that I have overcome an injury and that I've tried my best.
00:50:11I should have just, like Ru said, ignored everything and done whatever I wanted.
00:50:17I do believe that Jimbo should have been in the bottom two, but do I want Jimbo to be in the bottom two?
00:50:21No. Jimbo is my best friend, but unfortunately, he didn't excel.
00:50:25Let's go speak to the two girls.
00:50:27I would like to take Juju, if I may.
00:50:29Sure. I'll talk to Jimbo.
00:50:31Right now, there's a lot of emotions, but I have decisions to make.
00:50:36All I can say is I had to combine being a dog, being Dorothy, being beautiful, learning choreo.
00:50:43I also had to navigate having a neck injury.
00:50:46I have so much invested in this emotionally in terms of what I want to do, what I want to show, what I want to learn, what I want to bring.
00:50:53Breathe, Jimbo. Calm down. You're just going on and on and on and on.
00:50:59But I know how badly she wants to be here, so I get it.
00:51:03I know that Juju is an icon and a legend, but this is her second time in the bottom.
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09It seems like she's given up. She is deflated, and I'm just wondering who has the dots to send her home.
00:51:15I want to be here so badly.
00:51:18I know.
00:51:19And I will do whatever you want me to do.
00:51:21Yeah.
00:51:22I will do anything. You can have my lunch, you can have the rest of my drink, you can have my small umbrella.
00:51:25Yeah.
00:51:26I will do everything.
00:51:29I just wish that I could hit all the marks that the judges wanted out of me.
00:51:37Do you at this point feel like you've lost your fight?
00:51:41No.
00:51:43When I'm in drag, I feel like I'm doing something right.
00:51:46I'm scared.
00:51:47I didn't come all this way to go home now.
00:51:51I do want to remind you that when Jimbo was in the top, he chose my lipstick, and he chose another lipstick.
00:51:59And that was yours.
00:52:00I know.
00:52:01So, I mean, she's right.
00:52:03But would me choosing Jimbo's lipstick be the same shady, nasty game Jimbo played?
00:52:10I failed for Juju. She's been in the bottom twice.
00:52:13Now that is the thing.
00:52:15Jimbo's been in the top twice.
00:52:17I love Jimbo, but, like, I don't trust him.
00:52:19Because, like, you made an alliance and then you broke it.
00:52:21It's hard because Jimbo made his bed, so now does he lie in it?
00:52:27I don't know how to explain to everybody that, like, the fight will always be in me.
00:52:32Juju has done this before, so it's a little bit frustrating that she's not bringing it.
00:52:37She needs to be in this game, and she needs to pick herself back up in order to prove it.
00:52:42Why do you deserve to stay over Jimbo?
00:52:44I think I went above and beyond.
00:52:45So you did better than the challenge?
00:52:47I think so.
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:50I want you to tell me the choices you made with the lipsticks.
00:52:54I understand my moment, but what happened with Juju, where you created an alliance and went behind her back?
00:52:59No, I didn't create an alliance.
00:53:00What I did was I said the same thing that you were going to say to me, the same thing that everybody says to anybody in this position is, if I save you, will you save me?
00:53:08I'm not going to correct you, because I have never said that.
00:53:12Well, I didn't say that to you now, and I did not say that to Juju last week.
00:53:16You want your sister to have your back. If you can't show the front, they will never have your back, bitch.
00:53:20I'm playing the game like everyone plays the game, and I am really wanting to be here. I haven't held anything back, and I need another chance.
00:53:29I want to be here so fucking badly, and I'm so disappointed that I'm in the bottom and that I'm having to beg for my life, and I really hope that you will take the whole competition into consideration.
00:53:42I appreciate your realness, your honesty, and your fight, and I think everything you said proves enough, you know, on your part.
00:53:50But I also really sympathize, of course, with Juju, who I saved last week and who I saw herself pushing, so it's just really hard.
00:53:59Oh!
00:54:06Oh!
00:54:14Silence!
00:54:16Tea time is over.
00:54:19Bring back my girls.
00:54:21I'm really torn between these two choices, these two beautiful queens.
00:54:32We have Jimbo, this incredible talent, but who is not being 100% fully true with himself and the choices that he makes.
00:54:39We have Juju Bee, who seems to be sort of lost, but really hungry, and that she wants to win this time around.
00:54:45Hard. Very hard, Joy.
00:54:47Having been a judge before, I am basing my decision on the here and the now.
00:54:54Who is rising to the occasion with this challenge?
00:54:58My decision is very clear.
00:55:03The person that I want to keep is the person that has more to give.
00:55:06Welcome back, ladies.
00:55:13Two internationally acclaimed queens stand before me.
00:55:19Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chance.
00:55:27We both have a repeater badge, so this can go any way, but I want to win.
00:55:34I'm just going to turn it out.
00:55:37The time has come for you to lip-sync for the world!
00:55:45I need this, I want this, and I love you Janie, but I'm taking you down.
00:55:52You better watch out.
00:55:54Good luck! And don't!
00:55:57Fuck it up!
00:55:58Fuck it up!
00:55:59I've got something to tell you. I've got news for you.
00:56:17Gonna pull some wheels in motion. Get ready cause we're coming through.
00:56:22Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the door now.
00:56:30Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. We'll be there for you.
00:56:36The pent-up bus is coming, and everybody's coming.
00:56:39New York to San Francisco, I'm into city disco.
00:56:43The wheels are still on changing, and traffic lights are burning.
00:56:46So if you like to party, get on and move your body.
00:56:48All right!
00:56:51All right!
00:56:58Woo-hoo!
00:57:05We like to party.
00:57:11All right.
00:57:16The bend of us is coming
00:57:20And everybody's jumping
00:57:22New York to San Francisco
00:57:23An intercity disco
00:57:25The wheels are still on journey
00:57:26And triplet acts are burning
00:57:28So if you like to party
00:57:30And run and move your body
00:57:31The bend of us is coming
00:57:33And everybody's jumping
00:57:34New York to San Francisco
00:57:36An intercity disco
00:57:37The wheels are still on journey
00:57:39And triplet acts are burning
00:57:41So if you like to party
00:57:42And run and move your body
00:57:44The bend of us is coming
00:57:45Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:58:10Pangina Hills,
00:58:12congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:58:15And you are the recipient of another gold Rupita badge.
00:58:25Wear it with pride.
00:58:29Janie Jacquet, you are safe to slay another day.
00:58:33Thank you, Mamoru.
00:58:34You may join the other girls.
00:58:35Thank you. Thank you, judges.
00:58:41Will the bottom two please step forward?
00:58:45I love you.
00:58:55Pangina, with great power comes great responsibility.
00:59:00Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
00:59:03This is an incredibly hard decision and I'm just going off my heart and how they rose up to the challenge in the brusical.
00:59:13I choose Jimbo to go home.
00:59:25As it is written, so it shall be done.
00:59:29Jimbo, you are and will always be a global phenomenon.
00:59:35Now, sashay away.
00:59:36Thank you all so much for this chance to represent my country and my heart.
00:59:50You are my icon and a legend.
00:59:52This is the greatest dream of my life and I will never forget it.
00:59:57And I thank you so much.
00:59:59I wish I was a better little dog.
01:00:01I love you guys so much.
01:00:13You're amazing.
01:00:14You love you Jimbo.
01:00:18I love you so much better.
01:00:19I'll get you Rue and your little dog too.
01:00:29I'm talking about you Michelle.
01:00:31I am so devastated.
01:00:42I was in the top twice and I'm pissed.
01:00:46This means everything in the world to me.
01:00:48To be here, to represent my art, to represent my country and my community.
01:00:53And I wish that I had more time.
01:00:55Condragulations ladies.
01:01:02And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:01:06Can I get an amen up in here?
01:01:08Amen!
01:01:09Now let the music play!
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