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00:00looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:19all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:25oh okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep it up
00:32all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hilo you think you can handle that pitch bring it on
00:55good morning guys
01:25so listen i feel like i just um i have to get really real with you guys like no gimmicks no puns
01:34just like me and you talking so here's the thing my mom has been dating this loser i call him dumb dumb
01:45for like six months now and last night at dinner she tells me that he's moving in
01:52like past the potatoes you have a new dad so i made the decision to move out and i am not talking
02:01with her right now which is why i appreciate this community now more than ever what god's name are
02:08you doing here i have a new show coffee with elaine unfiltered no sugar great i'm sure it'll be a big
02:15hit no i mean why are you here sleeping on my sofa i moved out of my house yeah well move back in
02:21i already have one unwanted house guest i don't need another
02:24do you guys remember when i was telling you about my amazing boss who's almost like a father figure
02:33well he died so now i'm stuck with this guy
02:40good morning don't let the dog in good morning sarah you should really name that dog i'm not giving
03:04him a name and i'm not giving him a home what's going on here oh clearly i have a trespasser
03:09call the police why are you here oh i cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap want to see
03:16yeah no elaine will take care of it uh i should give you a tetanus shot though
03:19that eddie mccroy he's been getting into my lobstering territory again so i've had to start
03:27cutting off his boys you're still feuding with him when will this madness end when he's dead
03:33i'm gonna knock him out and then i'm gonna stuff him in an old rusty lobster trap and then i'm gonna
03:39throw him overboard i should give you a rabies shot too you're foaming at the mouth
03:43i don't know what do you what do you think i mean is it is it cute or does it look like i'm trying
03:53too hard i think it's adorable really yeah i mean maybe we look better belted louisa i know we're the
04:00gays but it's time you know the truth we don't know anything about fashion um speak for yourself
04:0620 years ago when i was you know who's private chef designer stylists were coming in and out
04:11and one night i was making dinner it's killing you isn't it yes never sign an nta it's a prison you
04:18would never be free from don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with well i mean
04:23there's nicole um she moved to missoula and corinne but then she had the twins so and then i guess
04:31mark just kind of became my my whole world well i don't know zip about fashion but i do know that
04:38women need female friends if for no other reason so we can bitch about all the stupid ignorant
04:43amateur and sensitive stuff that men do present company excluded but isn't it a little weird i mean
04:52how am i supposed to go about finding a best friend at my age i don't know maybe at the victory
04:58party when we celebrate our win against bar harbor
05:01all night
05:03andy mccroy what are you doing here
05:20Why don't you and your hat go back to Bar Harbor where you belong?
05:24I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:27How about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here?
05:30Okay, okay, let's all calm down and maybe save this enthusiasm or the baseball diamond.
05:35Fine.
05:36Fine.
05:37Go, mosquitoes, and get this pecker out of here.
05:40It's woodpecker, and you know that.
05:46This is bad.
05:47I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:49Thank you, Elaine.
05:50I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter's star player, strongest arm, biggest bat, but I should have known
05:57that the Milo-Hilo could still defeat the best.
05:59This is the first time in over a decade we even had a shot at beating Bar Harbor.
06:02Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus, I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call us?
06:06It just means shut up.
06:07Okay.
06:08It's not serious, is it?
06:09I don't know.
06:10It could be a muscle strain, a pinched nerve, or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:15Junior, is there someone Elaine should call?
06:17I already called my dad.
06:18Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:20What happened?
06:21What's going on with my son?
06:23This is your son?
06:25Yeah.
06:25He's Glendon Jr.
06:27What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time at batting practice, like we talked about, and then Mark came.
06:31It wasn't my fault.
06:32It was the damn Milo-Hilo.
06:34I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:36That should be good by the game.
06:37Okay.
06:39You better be.
06:40I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day.
06:43Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor
06:47in 12 years?
06:48This kid is already famous around here.
06:50You hear that?
06:51Come on, Champ.
06:53Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:54Just so you know, Champ may have a herniated disc or something else that could lead to further
07:00injury.
07:00We should really just...
07:01What happened?
07:03Oh, my arm.
07:05What?
07:06What did you do to my son?
07:08Ow.
07:10Ow.
07:11Ow.
07:11Ow.
07:30Looks like you broke his forearm.
07:37It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:39Unbelievable.
07:40You've ruined everything.
07:41The game coming up, college scholarships.
07:43It just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:46I need to do some x-rays to further assess.
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50I'm taking my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53And you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:55What?
07:57Woo!
07:58Ha-ha!
07:59I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
08:03It's not my fault.
08:04Get out.
08:05Woo!
08:08It's just like a huge...
08:09Like a huge weight off my shoulders.
08:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
08:16Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but I like your niche-o.
08:24I'm trying to be real, because everything else I was doing online was just to get, like,
08:28likes and views, but being real, it's, like, huge right now.
08:34I think it's a great idea.
08:35And people will fall in love with you, just for being you.
08:39Um, Jeannie?
08:58Hmm?
08:59What do you think about this?
09:01I mean, is it cute, or is it trying too hard?
09:05Super cute.
09:07But it needs a belt.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:08I was wondering that.
09:09Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off.
09:12I woke up at a boy's house, and I put on a shirt because I drank too much, and I slept in my dress vibes.
09:17That's not what I was going for.
09:20Yeah, I didn't think so.
09:21But with a belt.
09:22Oh.
09:22Your belt.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Okay.
09:26It's fun.
09:27Wow.
09:28What do you like?
09:30I'm going to just tuck that.
09:31Oh.
09:32Oh, yes.
09:33Okay.
09:34Yeah, no, give me a pose.
09:35Louisa.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Vogue.
09:38I love that.
09:41Mm-hmm.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42I love it.
09:45Anytime.
09:45It's so nice to talk to another woman.
09:51You know, all that time with Mark, I just forgot how important female friendships are.
09:54Eh, they're not that great.
09:56Totally.
09:56What?
09:57Isn't it all about finding a man?
09:59Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos and talking about shoes.
10:03You know what I mean?
10:04Oh, but...
10:05Oh, you're serious.
10:06Of course.
10:07The last thing I want is to end up single with dried up old eggs and my good years behind me.
10:13No offense.
10:14Oh, me?
10:15Okay.
10:16Yeah.
10:20Elaine, can you find me Junior's file?
10:22I'm working.
10:24Yes.
10:26For me.
10:28He's too young for osteoporosis.
10:32Maybe he already had a hairline fracture or something genetic.
10:35Elaine, why can't I find any records before 2020?
10:44Is there a separate drive?
10:47Were some of the files not digitized?
10:52Elaine?
10:53Elaine?
10:53Welcome back to coffee with Elaine.
11:04Elaine.
11:04Welcome back to coffee with Elaine.
11:04Elaine.
11:04Elaine, unfiltered, no sugar.
11:05Elaine, unfiltered, no sugar.
11:06Elaine, unfiltered, no sugar.
11:06Since moving out, I've felt super alone.
11:11But we all feel alone sometimes, right?
11:12I would love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place to stay?
11:15Elaine, I mean, I've always been different.
11:18Elaine, I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:21It's on the right, not the left.
11:23And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
11:27Wait, are you a twin?
11:29What does that have to do with tomatoes?
11:30Well, I assure you nothing, but citizen vertus organ reversal is most common among identical
11:35twins.
11:36I'm not a twin.
11:37I don't think.
11:40Well, wait, how would I know?
11:42I was just a fetus.
11:44Am I a twin?
11:45Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs due to a later than usual embryonic split,
11:52so...
11:52Why would my mother never mention that?
11:54What, did she have to give up one twin for adoption because she couldn't afford to raise
11:59us both?
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01No wonder she's always resented me.
12:02She thinks that she chose the wrong twin.
12:04Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere?
12:06And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
12:08Doc, could you try to find my mom's files from the day that I was born?
12:11Sure.
12:11Anything else?
12:12Coffee?
12:13No, I have.
12:14One thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of you as assistants.
12:18Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file and his family's files.
12:24In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me but is not me, please put that in
12:32the comments.
12:36Well, that stinks.
12:40Now that Junior's injured, I guess there goes the championship.
12:43Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:48Well, we made the playoffs.
12:50That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:52Same for the kids, Louisa.
12:53I needed a win.
12:55That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:58You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it as my lunch.
13:04So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together?
13:06Yeah.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12What?
13:13Someone must have left this in the printer.
13:15Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway from the county school board.
13:20They might have to shut the school down.
13:22Budget cuts.
13:24Well, maybe it's for the best.
13:25How is this for the best?
13:27I'm wasting my youth here.
13:29None of the kids' dads are even hot.
13:31Okay, what about the kids?
13:32We have to do something.
13:34No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:40This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like me.
13:43That is you.
13:44That's your Facebook page.
13:45Who's next?
13:45I am.
13:47Because of you, I need something for depression.
13:50That Skeets victory was all I had to live for.
13:53Yeah, rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged to the Skeets game.
13:58You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason you're here?
14:02Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:04Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
14:07Oh, that's not true.
14:09That's not true!
14:10You're right, it's not.
14:11My hearing's fine.
14:12I've just stopped listening to you.
14:13Oh, yeah, I know that.
14:14Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:15It's a prescription for a divorce.
14:17Mr. Collins, you're up next.
14:19Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:20Hey.
14:21Brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze because, you know, we're buds.
14:25Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
14:27Oh, and because I really, really like you and respect you.
14:30Are you proposing or is there a point here?
14:32You see, um, Glendon.
14:36Glendon, oh, you mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares as long
14:40as the Skeets went on Saturday?
14:43Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh, can I speak to you privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:47I think you do.
14:48I really don't.
14:49No.
14:50I really think you do.
14:51Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:52Okay.
14:55Okay.
14:58Are you Martin Best?
15:00Yes.
15:01Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
15:03What?
15:03What is this?
15:06Okay.
15:07I'm just doing my job.
15:08I'm really sorry, man.
15:09You've been served.
15:10Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
15:12Ha.
15:12Malpractice.
15:22You did break a boy's arm.
15:23I didn't break his arm.
15:25He had some kind of pre-existing condition.
15:26He sure did.
15:27He used to be a good baseball player.
15:29That's not amusing.
15:31This lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot.
15:35Whoa.
15:35Watch it.
15:36Come on now.
15:37Let's not say things we're going to regret.
15:38I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
15:40If I could just examine him, see a family medical history, or look at an x-ray, I could figure
15:47out why it happened.
15:48Exactly.
15:48I know.
15:49I believe you, Doc.
15:50You're a good man.
15:51But I'll still lawyer up.
16:10Hello.
16:18Hello.
16:31The two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise.
16:34Neither you nor the dog who shall not be named should be sleeping in my house.
16:38We're not sleeping at your house, because you're making too much racket.
16:42That's what I'm saying.
16:43Yeah, I know what you're saying.
16:44Anyway, just, why do I even bother?
16:49This kid either had a pre-existing fracture, or he has brittle bones, in which case something
16:55is causing that condition.
16:57Something that should be addressed medically, and a clue might be in his records, right?
17:01You'd think it'd be in his records, but Dr. Reese, right?
17:04Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved, didn't bother to digitize all his files before
17:09he died.
17:10This town is a nightmare.
17:13Yeah, it kind of can be.
17:16In some ways, I'm glad my twin sister got out.
17:18Thank you for seeing me.
17:36I hope you're here to cheer me up.
17:38Well, I know.
17:39It's not good news.
17:40You are telling me, 234 days straight, I'm the world king, and I forget to play one day,
17:50one day, and streak over?
17:52I mean, it just, it just slipped my mind.
17:55It just, it, how could it just slip my mind?
17:57Well, maybe.
17:58You were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close?
18:03No.
18:04No.
18:05No.
18:05But you know what?
18:07That's depressing, too.
18:09I really loved being the principal here.
18:11Loved?
18:13Well, it's, it's, it's just over?
18:15I mean, we aren't gonna, we're gonna fight this?
18:19I think losing our star player is a sign that we just, we can't compete.
18:24I mean, you know, this is how it goes with small schools.
18:27Had a good run.
18:29Don't you care what happens to our students?
18:31I know what'll happen to them.
18:32They'll all get busted by our harbor, and although it's a bit of a commute, you know,
18:38at least they'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change.
18:48What's that long face about?
18:50Oh, it's nothing.
18:52What happened to you?
18:53Oh, nothing.
18:54Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps loose, so I had to punch out some windows on his boat.
18:58You punched out glass windows?
19:01No, damn it, it was too strong.
19:03Look at this.
19:04Did I break these fingers?
19:06Hey!
19:07Let me see.
19:07Hey!
19:08Aw, what did you do now?
19:09Oh, I may have inquired about some records.
19:13You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays?
19:16You, you have some nerve.
19:19And, sir, and, son.
19:20And, Mrs.?
19:21Now, you know what's nervy?
19:27It's suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones.
19:31You sure you want to talk to me that way?
19:32I don't want to talk to you at all.
19:33No problem.
19:34That's what we have lawyers for.
19:35Good luck proving your case.
19:36Yeah, I don't need luck.
19:38I know someone who knows someone at Boston Memorial Hospital.
19:43Are you suing them, too?
19:43I know you had some kind of meltdown, and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore.
19:48I can't wait to tell that to a judge and everyone else in town.
19:52Have at it.
19:53I'm not scared of you or any nonsense you think you know.
19:58Nice try, Eeyore.
20:00That may fool some people around here, but not me.
20:13I don't know why you're not a surgeon.
20:24Ow!
20:25Ow!
20:27Ow!
20:28Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour,
20:49I might go talk to my mom.
20:51That's fine.
20:52I have business to take care of at the school.
20:54The thing is, these past few days
20:57living with somebody so sad and lonely
21:00has made me realize how important family is,
21:04especially when you're old.
21:05So even though I said I would never talk to my mom again,
21:09I think that it is important that I put my anger aside
21:12and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:27Leigh?
21:30Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
21:33Did I have an identical twin?
21:37Yes.
21:38You gave her up for adoption?
21:39No!
21:41Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:43What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:45No, no, no, no.
21:46Is she dead?
21:47Well, so what happened to her?
21:52You ate her.
21:53What?
21:54You know, you absorbed her.
21:56It was in utero.
21:57It was very early on.
21:59I didn't want to tell you
22:00because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:02Overreact?
22:06Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
22:09For me to live, somebody had to die?
22:11This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
22:14I have a big hole in my heart?
22:16I think what you're describing is a human condition,
22:19but continue.
22:20So what else haven't you told me?
22:22Nothing.
22:23Except,
22:24I miss you.
22:27And I want you to move back home.
22:29Well, I bet.
22:30I'm the only child you have left.
22:32Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:36I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
22:39Dum-dum.
22:41I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:42Why would you prefer that I call him?
22:43Well, stepdad?
22:47What?
22:48He asked me to marry him.
22:49What?
22:50Don't overreact.
22:52We'll be one I get married next week.
22:53Next week?
22:54Oh, my God.
22:55Please tell me that he's dying
22:56and you're granting him his last request.
22:58Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:01Or have you just lost your mind?
23:02Honey, I love him,
23:04and I don't want to wait one other second,
23:05but I would really like your blessing.
23:08My...
23:08Not possible.
23:14We went through such a tough time together.
23:17You and I.
23:19But it's been six years now.
23:22I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:26I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:28But I ate her.
23:30So we can't have everything.
23:31Do you bruise easily?
23:49Why?
23:49Are you going to punch me in the face now?
23:51Yes or no?
23:52No.
23:53Any breathing issues?
23:55No.
23:55Not that I know.
23:56Open your eyes.
23:57Why?
23:57Oh, Dr. Best?
23:59Dr. Best?
24:00Look up.
24:01What are you doing?
24:02Checking for blue sclera.
24:03You see here?
24:04No bluish tint.
24:05That means we know
24:05it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
24:07Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate
24:09for you to be examining a student
24:10without his parent present.
24:11Yeah, dude, you're a creep.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Well, I wouldn't have to
24:14if your parent were a little more helpful.
24:18I just...
24:19I need to know what happened.
24:20Okay?
24:21I...
24:21I'm being sued for malpractice.
24:23Right?
24:24This kid's health is on the line.
24:25I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
24:26Okay, I get it.
24:28I do.
24:29I just found out that
24:31this school might be closing
24:33due to lack of funding.
24:35I'm not surprised.
24:36I mean, it's economics.
24:38I mean, school serves too few students.
24:41It's not financially feasible.
24:42But also, I might lose my job.
24:45I mean, this is the only job
24:47that I ever wanted
24:48and basically the only real job I ever had.
24:51Does no one understand that?
24:52I mean, I thought...
24:53I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit
24:55you...
24:55you could relate?
24:56I'm not losing my job.
24:58I'll prove I was right.
24:59You just watch me.
25:00What?
25:00Let me guess.
25:13That's Eddie McCroy's truck.
25:14Yeah?
25:15You want me to get Glendon for you?
25:17No.
25:19Go home.
25:19Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
25:35Everybody lock your doors tonight.
25:37You already broke an arm.
25:38God knows what he'll do next.
25:39Gosh.
25:39The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
25:42Emphasis on the to-go part.
25:44I think everyone here
25:45would like you to-go as well.
25:47Hey, come on.
25:49I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
25:53Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.?
25:54Does he eat here?
25:55What does he like to order?
25:56You want to bring him something as an apology?
25:59That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
26:02I have nothing to apologize for.
26:04I just need any reason...
26:06Don't worry, Doc.
26:07This will all calm down after the game.
26:10Hey, look, you never know.
26:11The team could still win without Jr.
26:13Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:16For God's sakes, people, okay?
26:18This is not the World Series.
26:19This is a high school baseball game.
26:22You heard me.
26:24It's our World Series, Doc.
26:26These people went to Port One Day School
26:28from kindergarten through 12.
26:30We're all mosquitoes at heart.
26:32And we've all waited 12 years
26:34to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
26:37Boo!
26:40The team is the War Peckers.
26:41Yeah.
26:41How long does it take to make a salad?
26:43Oh, ho, Melissa.
26:46Coming right up.
26:47Through broken lines and bridges
27:06I guess I have some less things
27:17My only thought was just to run
27:29And I forgot where I was from
27:39Since my eyes were closed
27:48Hi, friends.
27:56Guess what?
27:57Not only is my mother engaged to Dum Dum
28:01I ate my twin sister
28:07It's right here.
28:08Went down to the basement.
28:10It's right here in the files.
28:11What?
28:12There are paper files in the basement?
28:14It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
28:16It's a really nice way of saying
28:18I ate my sister.
28:20Elaine, why didn't you tell me?
28:22It's so dirty down there
28:23I honestly think I just blocked it out.
28:25But now that it's about something important...
28:27But now that it's important
28:28You mean it's saving my rep...
28:29I don't even know why I bothered you.
28:32Oh, but watch out for that!
28:34Oh, whoa!
28:37One step.
28:56Guess what?
29:06Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
29:08Well, don't let him near me.
29:09I might try to eat the other one.
29:11The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels.
29:14With only one, that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily.
29:18Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions.
29:23Why is he giving me this?
29:24Hey, Doc!
29:27I come bearing lattes.
29:28Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:29I, uh, don't drink foam.
29:31Yeah, give me.
29:33Better latte than never.
29:34Ha ha!
29:35Oh.
29:36The bar for humor in this town is very low.
29:38Uh, anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all.
29:40This again.
29:41And I really like and respect you.
29:43Wait, what's going on?
29:44I'm really sorry, man.
29:45Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:47You already served me papers.
29:48These are new papers.
29:49This is a restraining order.
29:51What?
29:51I'm really sorry, man.
29:52You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at school.
29:55You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at home.
29:57You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family or be within 300 feet of them.
30:01Are you kidding me?
30:02A restraining order?
30:03I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
30:05I'm really sorry, man.
30:06Do you want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:08No, I don't want to go shoot darts.
30:09I don't ever want to see you again.
30:11You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:13Like serving you papers, right?
30:16Sure.
30:16It's Louisa.
30:18She says it's an emergency.
30:19She needs to talk right away.
30:20Really?
30:22Oh.
30:23It's for you.
30:24Good.
30:25I should go.
30:27It's Junior.
30:29He's in excruciating pain.
30:30Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:32I would love to come see Junior, but his father just took out a restraining order against me.
30:35I don't want to hear excuses.
30:36He's in terrible pain.
30:37You're just five minutes away, so find a way.
30:39Oh, yeah.
30:46There he is.
30:46Yeah.
30:48Come here.
30:49Okay.
30:49Okay.
30:49Yep, yep, yep.
30:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh.
30:52Okay.
30:53Are you okay?
30:54Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
30:56Here.
31:05He's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
31:09Scale of one to ten.
31:10How bad is the pain?
31:12Eleven.
31:15Just.
31:19Oh, God.
31:21I think you might have a kidney stone, which needs to be broken up sooner than later since
31:25you only have one kidney.
31:26A fact you could have mentioned, but hey, here we are.
31:29Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:30Yeah, of course.
31:33That explains the back pain.
31:34What does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:37Should I know?
31:38Unless you're not processing protein, then you would have to be overdosing it.
31:45Are you consuming an excess of protein?
31:47Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
31:49With what?
31:50Whole buffaloes?
31:52In there.
31:53Okay.
31:54Thank you so much.
31:56All right.
31:57Ambulance is on its way.
31:58How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:03I don't know.
32:04Like one of those weeks.
32:06This should last you for a month.
32:07How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:09I wouldn't call it abusing.
32:10It's protein powder.
32:11Yeah.
32:11Well, you're one kidney disagrees.
32:13I started sophomore year.
32:15But like I said, I ramp it up during baseball season.
32:17I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
32:18Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs, okay?
32:20You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
32:23You can break like a twig.
32:24You need to rest, stop taking the protein powder, and get your bone health back.
32:28But then I need to tell my dad.
32:30Well, of course you need to tell your dad.
32:31But then it might sound like it's my fault.
32:33It is your fault.
32:34Well, he can't know that.
32:36He was really excited about playoffs.
32:38It's a championship.
32:39He is suing me for malpractice.
32:40I could lose my job.
32:41The town could lose its doctor.
32:42It's awful, isn't it?
32:44The future being so insecure, not knowing if you're going to keep your job.
32:52What about the restraining order?
32:55And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
32:58I could have you arrested for even being here.
33:02I just want to get this straight.
33:03Are you threatening me after I climb through a window to help you?
33:09Yes.
33:10I thought so.
33:12You should go.
33:13Yes.
33:21Oh.
33:23Okay.
33:24Got it?
33:24Yeah.
33:25Yeah, I know.
33:30Yes.
33:32I can imagine it's difficult.
33:34With the school possibly closing.
33:37And Junior, don't worry.
33:38For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone, you should be as good as new.
33:41Get it.
33:42Go.
33:42Go.
33:43Come on.
33:44I'm fine.
33:45Okay.
33:47Uh.
33:53My God.
33:54What have you done now?
33:55Nothing.
33:56Couldn't find any dynamite.
33:58What?
33:59We are not a family of criminals.
34:02I'm kidding.
34:03You're the one with a restraining order and a lawsuit against you.
34:07Are you doing okay?
34:08I'm fine.
34:09I mean, I might lose my job because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat.
34:13It's insanity.
34:14Oh, wait a minute.
34:16Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:19Of course.
34:21You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:25You like it here?
34:27That's not what I said.
34:28Oh.
34:28That's not what I said.
34:29Oh, come on.
34:30Yeah, admit it.
34:31Admit it.
34:32You're starting to be happy here.
34:34Nope.
34:35Not what I said.
34:35It's the principle.
34:36Release me, please.
34:38All right.
34:38How about this?
34:39How about I take out your rival and you take out mine?
34:43This has been constructive.
34:45Look, if you want to keep your job, you want to save your career, you're going to have to
34:48stand up to this asshat.
34:50Come on.
34:52Put up a fight.
34:53Like me.
34:55With dynamite.
34:56Well, could look fine in any.
34:58I looked everywhere.
35:06Go Skeets!
35:07Go Skeets.
35:09What's the matter?
35:11Nothing.
35:11Just who knows how many we'll have left.
35:14The future is promised to no one.
35:17Ah!
35:18God, that's your blood.
35:20Uh, what's going on?
35:22Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but...
35:25The school might be closing due to lack of funding.
35:27What?
35:29Port Wynn Day School?
35:30That's all of our childhoods.
35:32There's like 20 million memories in there.
35:35Exactly.
35:36Yes, are you okay?
35:37Port Wynn Day is like your whole life.
35:40Finally someone gets it.
35:42I mean, look, school was never my thing, but everybody knows that you're like the best
35:46teacher ever.
35:48Seriously, people don't shut up about that.
35:49Oh, I know that you're looking for a place to live.
35:57You've seen my show?
36:00Bits and pieces.
36:01You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
36:04Do you want to be my roommate?
36:07Are you serious?
36:08Yes!
36:13You'll be like the sister I never ate.
36:16Huh?
36:16Yay!
36:32Come on, come on, he's out there!
36:34Come on, come on, he's out there!
36:44Let's go, Paul!
36:55Let's go, come on, you guys!
36:57Go, let's go!
36:59Go, skis!
37:02Hey, let's go, guys!
37:05This is...
37:05No!
37:06No, no, no, no, no, Ken Ju-Doc.
37:09No!
37:09Get out of here.
37:10Come on, you know, you know this is killing me,
37:12but you've got to remain 300 feet away
37:14from anybody in the Ross family.
37:15Sit down, Dr. Downer.
37:17We might actually win this game.
37:18Yeah, hey, can you believe it?
37:20I think this is the most exciting game
37:21we've ever had in Mosquito history.
37:23Ow!
37:24Wow, we've really got to rethink the team name.
37:26These things are bastards.
37:27Anyhow, we're down and running the seventh, right?
37:30Paul Parks gets up there,
37:31hits an amazing single.
37:32Slides into first, twists his ankle,
37:34so we just sent out a pinch runner.
37:39What's he doing in the game?
37:40Because he's our fastest runner, Doc.
37:41Don't worry, he could break every bone in his body.
37:43Let's go, Junior!
37:44Come on, Junior!
37:45Let's go, Junior!
37:46Okay, come on!
37:47Let's go, Junior!
37:48Let's go, Junior!
37:49Let's go, Junior!
37:50Let's go, Junior!
37:57Come on, Tramp.
37:59Let's go, come on, Junior!
38:01Let's go, Junior!
38:04Oh, Junior's still second!
38:06It's close, close, close, close, close...
38:07Let's go, Junior!
38:08Let's go, Junior!
38:13Oh, there you are, there you are!
38:14Come on!
38:14Come on!
38:15Oh, yeah!
38:21It looked outside to me, it was outside.
38:23Okay, we got it, we got it.
38:39Frankie!
38:45Go! Go!
38:47Come on!
38:49Go! Go!
38:51Come on!
38:53Hey!
38:59Come on, come on, come on!
39:01Come on!
39:03Go, Junior!
39:05Okay!
39:07Okay, let's go, Junior!
39:09Let's go!
39:11Let's go!
39:13Come on, come on!
39:17Move!
39:19Senior!
39:20Senior!
39:21Senior!
39:22Senior!
39:23Senior!
39:32He's gonna make it!
39:35High!
39:36High!
39:37High!
39:38High!
39:39Oh, Junior!
39:40No!
39:41No!
39:43Don't, no!
39:46No!
39:56Slide!
39:58Slide!
39:59Keep going home!
40:00Slide home!
40:02Slide home, Junior!
40:04Slide home!
40:26What's going on?
40:28What the hell's wrong with you? Why would you do that?
40:30Hey, forget about the lawsuit. You're going to jail.
40:32Dad, stop!
40:34He did it for me.
40:35He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
40:37No, I am.
40:39I took too much protein powder and it made my bones brittle.
40:43Why would you do something so stupid?
40:45Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:49Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
40:52Hey, you heard that, everybody?
40:54Doc B is a hero!
40:56Time! Time!
40:58Port Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
41:01Boo!
41:02Boo!
41:03Boo!
41:04Boo!
41:05Boo!
41:06I spoke too soon.
41:07Doc, you should sneak out the back.
41:09Yes, I'm sure.
41:19I talked to my lawyers.
41:21That sounds expensive.
41:22What now?
41:23Dropping the lawsuit.
41:26Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:29Well, no help from you.
41:30Hey, will you let me finish before I change my mind?
41:34What I'm trying to say is, I won't tell anybody about Boston.
41:39There's nothing to tell.
41:41Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:44But I'm not telling anyone.
41:46For now.
41:48All right, champ.
41:49Be careful.
41:50He's a bag of bones.
41:51Hey.
41:52Good job out there.
41:53Oh!
41:54You will never beat us!
41:55Never, never, never, never!
41:56I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
41:57Oh, who you calling trash?
41:58You.
42:00You.
42:01You smell like a bone rotten herring, you, you, you... you slime your sob.
42:07What?
42:08You say that again.
42:09You slime your sob!
42:10Mmmmm.
42:11trash you you smell like a bone rotten herring you you you slime yourself you say that again
42:20you slime yourself
42:29happens every year every year
42:42go skeets
42:57this killer's underestimating you good they won't even see you coming
43:06what now we get him
43:11you
43:15you
43:17you
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