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00:00Silent night
00:04You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
00:06Holy night
00:10All is calm
00:14All is bright
00:19Round young age
00:22I was harmonising but did you just not know the words?
00:25No.
00:27Oh
00:31Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:34You want some of this?
00:36Oh, that is!
00:38Look out!
00:40Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
00:43Yeah!
00:46Do you like this music?
00:48No, not particularly.
00:49So suck on that!
00:51Oh, wow!
00:52He's been a bad boy!
00:54Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:56Not a chance, Julie.
00:57Oh!
00:58Yes, look at that.
00:59He's had an absolute feast.
01:01Whoa!
01:03For a banana?
01:04This is insane!
01:06Well, thank God that's over. I've got a headache run.
01:09It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:13That's very modern, isn't it? Nothing. No one saw that coming.
01:16No.
01:17In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:24It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
01:27It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Giedroyc!
01:30Good to see you, Mel!
01:32Oh, wait! It's Mel!
01:34Great.
01:35Melon Sue.
01:36That's that.
01:37Yep.
01:38That's her last name?
01:40Melon Sue.
01:41Melon Sue.
01:42Melon Sue.
01:43First name, Melon.
01:46Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus.
01:49The hills are alive with the sound of music.
01:56I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
01:58Yeah, I know. That's why you're with me.
02:00You love the British.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Like Mary Poppins.
02:04Maybe that's it. Well, she was Mary Poppins.
02:06Yeah, I know.
02:07That's what I'm saying.
02:08Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
02:11Yes.
02:12Yes.
02:13Great. Perfect.
02:14I'll take it.
02:15When you wear a smock.
02:17It's my thing.
02:18Every Tuesday then.
02:21And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
02:25Guess what else is in this salad?
02:27It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
02:29Beats, black olives.
02:30How do you say it?
02:31Beetroot.
02:32Beetroot.
02:33Beetroot.
02:34Beetroot.
02:35I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
02:37I want mocking.
02:38The pronunciation maybe.
02:39Beetroot.
02:40Beetroot.
02:41What do you say?
02:42Well, I might say beetroot.
02:46But there's not two Ts.
02:48Beetroot.
02:49I sort of tie the T and the R together.
02:52Beetroot.
02:53So you're wrong?
02:54Probably.
02:55I love beetroot.
03:03In West London.
03:04You like a longer one though, don't you?
03:06Well, it's like a finger.
03:07It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
03:09Lieutenant.
03:10Do you know, it is something though I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
03:13Oh, come on, Georgia.
03:14I know.
03:15It's Christmas.
03:16We're very busy.
03:17Well, you're not.
03:18Well, because I've done everything.
03:19So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
03:22Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
03:25Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
03:26Is that not clear?
03:27You can do pigs in blankets.
03:31I'll do everything else.
03:32On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
03:38Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it to keep your mind sharp?
03:42I occasionally do like, I like sort of brain teasers.
03:47What would be your area of speciality?
03:49Rubik's Cube.
03:50Are you 1% of the country?
03:52Are you top 1%?
03:53I used to be.
03:54Before I had multiple children.
03:56What would be your best round?
03:58Music, probably.
03:59I don't know.
04:0080s, 70s, music.
04:02How old do you think I am?
04:03I genuinely don't know anymore.
04:04I know.
04:05It keeps changing.
04:06It does keep changing.
04:07That's how age works.
04:08See, I don't understand numbers.
04:13All right, let's go.
04:14We're definitely at 1%.
04:15Yeah, totally.
04:16I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
04:19Oh, no.
04:21Welcome to the 1% 12 rollover.
04:23Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
04:25Awful suit he's wearing, man.
04:27Lee Mack, would you?
04:28Oh, yeah, it's got a looking at about him.
04:30OK, it's time for our first question.
04:32Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
04:34No shouting out.
04:35Just so that I can do my own workings out.
04:38So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
04:41So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
04:44So we should get this.
04:45So we should get this.
04:46Are you backing yourself?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Ellie, you'll be all right.
04:49Even thickers get this one right.
04:50Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
04:52OK.
04:53I'm out.
04:54She is looking for someone with dark hair,
04:56who doesn't wear glasses, and is not clean shaven.
04:59Who does she pick?
05:00Is that literally the question?
05:02First of all, Marissa got problems.
05:04Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
05:08Who?
05:09Oh, it's E.
05:10Yeah.
05:11OK, so...
05:12D.
05:13Oh, it's not clean shaven.
05:14A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
05:15A.
05:16You're out.
05:17All right.
05:18No, no, no.
05:19It's your first word.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:21I have time.
05:22I know there's a time.
05:23But what happens when you fill out the circle?
05:24I wouldn't have filled out yet.
05:25You can't like X out the circle.
05:26I wouldn't have filled out yet.
05:27I would still be thinking.
05:28You're out.
05:29Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
05:31and how many people are out.
05:32Who got it wrong?
05:33Nobody could be out on this.
05:34There will be.
05:35There'll be some.
05:36You'd be blue lighted.
05:38So, how are they out?
05:43It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair, and D is clean shaven.
05:48But B looks quite like me.
05:49Next.
05:50Easy, that.
05:51I hope they're going to get harder.
05:52To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone
05:54different to you, not the same as you.
05:55I've already got you.
05:56I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
05:58What, are you looking for an extra?
05:59OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
06:02Ooh, 35%.
06:03Only 35% of the country would get this.
06:05This is where he usually balls it up.
06:07What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
06:11What?
06:12Oh, it's you!
06:13Bold.
06:14Amphosand question mark.
06:16Head and shoulders.
06:17Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
06:19Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
06:24This is going to be an English thing.
06:25I don't...
06:26Or a British thing.
06:27I won't.
06:28Head and balls.
06:29No.
06:30Head and balls?
06:31Head and shoulders above the rest.
06:33Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
06:35Everyone else?
06:36Head and shoulders above everyone else!
06:38Head and shoulders above everyone else.
06:40Head and shoulders above everybody else.
06:42Head and shoulders above everybody else.
06:43That's not even a British saying.
07:00Right, we've filled out every other percentage,
07:02so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
07:05Look at the image to the right. Yes.
07:07Oh, that's all right, then.
07:09I've watched enough bullseye, should get this right.
07:12If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
07:16Right. ..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
07:20Oh, God. ..how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
07:23I don't understand what that means.
07:25I don't understand what that means. Did you, like, times it by something?
07:279 o'clock is 31. That's crazy, that's a good question.
07:319 o'clock is worth 31 points.
07:32He's in your head. I can't do it in my head.
07:3540. That's 40.
07:4112 o'clock will be at the top.
07:43But was it worth, baby?
07:44You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
07:489 o'clock.
07:50I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
07:53Let's have a look at the answer.
07:55It's 40. The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
08:0040?
08:01Shit, a brick.
08:03There is no hands on that.
08:04I still don't fucking understand what the answer.
08:06The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
08:08I hate the 1% club.
08:10That's a fucking super game.
08:12After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
08:15we are left with the 1% question.
08:17OK, here we go.
08:18Yes. Whoa. 1%!
08:19I can't fall at this now.
08:21Good luck.
08:23This is your 1% question.
08:25I've never ever got a 1% question right.
08:29Tonight's tonight. I can feel it in the water.
08:31Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
08:35Glasses! Glasses! Quickly!
08:36What a name. What a fucking name.
08:38If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
08:43what are the final four?
08:45Er... Oh, God.
08:46I don't even understand the question.
08:48One. What?
08:49Four.
08:50Oh. It's the last four out of head,
08:53so wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
08:57So it's...
08:57A, B, C, D, E... Shut up, Giles.
08:59..5 is E.
09:01So it's 8...
09:02Er...
09:03..5...
09:04..A, B, C, D, E...
09:078, 5, 1...
09:09Can you show up, please?
09:118, 5, 1, 4.
09:148, 5, 1, 4.
09:16It's a...
09:17..it's alphabetical numbering.
09:218, 5, 1, 4.
09:23This one's so much easier than the other one.
09:258, 5...
09:27OK, your time's up.
09:28..1, 3.
09:298, 5, 1, 3.
09:318, 5, 1, 3.
09:338, 5, 1, 3.
09:34I've got it.
09:34I've got it.
09:35I've got it.
09:358, 5, 1, 3.
09:388, 5, 1, 4.
09:40Ah!
09:41Oh, you were...
09:42You know, I said 4.
09:43You never said...
09:438, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
09:45Oh, well...
09:45I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
09:47You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
09:49Oh, I love you so much.
09:50You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
09:52I can get some things right.
09:54Hanson and smart.
09:55Thanks, baby.
09:56I would say that.
10:00You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
10:05Oh, of course I have.
10:05Oh, what do you know?
10:07It's 8, 5, 1, 4.
10:09And how did you do?
10:11I did.
10:12Fine.
10:13Mm-hmm.
10:14Out on the first question, I believe?
10:16Yeah.
10:17And subsequently got none of them right?
10:22Yeah.
10:23Yeah, that's correct.
10:24Nailing it.
10:25That's fine.
10:26There was something to do with the name.
10:27Because it's such a ludicrous name.
10:29There must be some reason why...
10:30That's quite judgmental and rude.
10:31Well, I mean, it's just...
10:32It's an odd name to put in the question.
10:35The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with
10:38the answer.
10:39That's a bit of a combo.
10:40In New York...
10:46I used to be really upset about our tree.
10:51Yeah.
10:52You got your way.
10:53We got a small tree.
10:54Hey!
10:55Don't make it about me.
10:56Kieran, and his wife, Jas.
10:57You want a small tree.
10:58I want a big tree.
10:59No.
11:00I sort of thought we compromised, and then I got home and went, oh, this thing's tiny.
11:02But you were like, this is a good tree.
11:03I thought so.
11:04And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
11:06I think he was distracted.
11:07Let me just do one more layer of branches.
11:09Yeah, no.
11:10I should have fucking up.
11:11You should have.
11:12You know what I keep thinking?
11:13Because I know it's only been two days.
11:14What?
11:15I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep,
11:17I'm going to go out and buy a new tray.
11:18We've got another tray.
11:19Take down all the lights.
11:20I will notice.
11:21I don't know if you...
11:24On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types
11:27hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
11:29This next one I know all about
11:31and you don't know anything because you're an American.
11:34So it's catchphrase.
11:36Do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
11:38Yes.
11:39You spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
11:42Say no more.
11:43I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
11:46Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
11:48Yeah, that's probably the reason.
11:50I think you like it because it's simple.
11:55I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
11:57Well, I've never seen catchphrase. Believe it.
11:59Say what you see if you see it's it.
12:01Say what you see if you see it's it.
12:03Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
12:06Festive and celebrity.
12:09What's next?
12:10Let's not hold back.
12:11Let's get going.
12:12Are you ready at home?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Super ready.
12:15Oh, we'll try.
12:16We'll give that a try.
12:17We're here.
12:18We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
12:19Let's see what comes up.
12:20Here is your first catchphrase.
12:21Good luck.
12:22Oh, edge of your seat.
12:24Yay!
12:27So what am I supposed to do?
12:28What's the little phrase?
12:29What's the little piece on earth?
12:30World piece.
12:31Oh, that's it?
12:32This is the game?
12:33Yeah.
12:34World piece.
12:35What do you see?
12:36I have no...
12:37A Twinkie and a rocket?
12:38What are we looking at?
12:39Just say what you see.
12:40Oh, I'm supposed to keep the word peace on the earth.
12:45Bill.
12:46Bill Bailey's got it.
12:47Bill Bailey's no...
12:48He's no slouch.
12:49He's got it.
12:50Christmas peace.
12:51Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
12:52Christmas peace.
12:53They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
12:56He looks like Billy Joel now.
12:57That's who he looks like.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59He does look like...
13:00Bill Bailey Joel.
13:01Peace on earth.
13:02It's peace on earth.
13:03Oh.
13:04Of course she gets it.
13:05It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08I'm it.
13:09Here's your next catchphrase.
13:10Georgia, this one's yours.
13:14Best sheep.
13:15Sheep necklace.
13:18What is happening here?
13:19Goat in a tumble dryer.
13:21Oh, it might be a goat.
13:23Best in goat.
13:24Best in goat.
13:25Bill.
13:27The greatest of all time.
13:29The goat.
13:30Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
13:31All right.
13:32Bailey Joel.
13:33I don't get that.
13:34Nommi.
13:35I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
13:37Nommi.
13:38These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
13:40Well, for the youth.
13:41They're quite youth-based.
13:42Aren't they?
13:43We're far too old for this.
13:44Well, you are.
13:45Here's your next one.
13:48Spring cleaning.
13:49Dusting.
13:50Dropping your dust.
13:51Dropping your dust.
13:52Oh, I tell you what.
13:53There's nothing worse when this happens.
13:54What's Mr. Chips just done?
13:56Something horrified you.
13:57You know what the hell was that?
13:58What is he doing?
13:59He's chucking away his back.
14:00Oh, he's chucking his ass.
14:01Oh, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
14:04Bam?
14:05Dusty bam.
14:06No.
14:07What's he up to there?
14:10He threw his back out the door.
14:13Threw his back out.
14:14Threw his back out.
14:15Put his back out.
14:16Put his back out.
14:17Threw my back in.
14:18Oh, threw my back out?
14:19Out.
14:20No, no.
14:21Ian's better.
14:22Bill.
14:23He's put his back out.
14:24He certainly has.
14:25We got that one right.
14:26I got that.
14:27He put his back out.
14:28He put his back out.
14:29He put his back out.
14:30Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
14:33And you will be taking...
14:34After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
14:39Bill, I really hope you do it.
14:42Simple as that.
14:43Are you ready?
14:44I'm ready.
14:45Come on, Bill.
14:46Come on, Jane.
14:51Ooh.
14:52Gold celebrities.
14:53Pointing golden balls.
14:54Look at my balls.
14:56Golden Globes, red carpet.
14:58Says the actor.
15:00Couple of gold worlds.
15:02Golden Globe Awards.
15:03Pass.
15:04Pass?
15:05Uh...
15:06Losing the plot.
15:07Reading the plot backwards.
15:08Follow the plot.
15:09Follow the plot.
15:10Follow the plot.
15:11Yes, yes.
15:12Plot.
15:13Ooh.
15:14Plot twist.
15:15Oh, unravelled.
15:16The plot.
15:17Plot twist.
15:18Oh, right.
15:19The plot thickens.
15:20Plot thickens?
15:21Bill!
15:22He's got a PhD.
15:23The plot spirals.
15:24What's on the spiral, Bill?
15:25Come on, Bill!
15:26But catchphrases are plot spirals.
15:28Complicated plot.
15:29The plot turns into a spiral.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:32Bill.
15:33No, he's put on the spot.
15:34Oh, my God.
15:35The plot thickens.
15:36Pass.
15:37Come on, Bill.
15:38I'm not judging.
15:39Because I bet when you're there it's tough.
15:41But Bill is shit at this.
15:43Uh...
15:44House party.
15:45House party.
15:46House party.
15:47Come on, Bill!
15:48House party.
15:49Oh, it's about time.
15:50Correct, next!
15:51Number eight.
15:52Oh, we're out of time!
15:53Oh, no.
15:54Poor guy!
15:55Two thousand and five hundred pounds!
15:57Oh!
15:58Bill, listen, Bill.
15:59Sorry.
16:00Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
16:01You do.
16:02No, you should apologise.
16:03Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
16:08I don't know.
16:09On reflection.
16:10That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
16:13What was his charity?
16:14We never found out.
16:15We didn't know that.
16:16No.
16:17He was going to stand up to cancer.
16:21This week, we watched Becca's story.
16:26We have three children.
16:28Matthew's the eldest.
16:29And then Rebecca is the middle child.
16:31And Sophie, the baby.
16:33Ah, look all the measurements.
16:35Did that with the kids.
16:37Ah, it was a little measuring post.
16:39Always got my nerves.
16:41Our nickname for Becca, as a small baby, was Smiler.
16:48Aw.
16:49That smile's infectious.
16:52She was probably about nine or ten,
16:54and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street,
16:58and she just decided from that moment on,
17:00that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
17:04Oh, God, how amazing.
17:06I think that nine years of age is saying you want to be a doctor.
17:08That's dedication, isn't it?
17:09It is.
17:11We were just so proud.
17:13She loved being a doctor.
17:18Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
17:20Yeah.
17:21So, back in June 2023,
17:24she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy,
17:27come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
17:31So, she went into A&E.
17:33She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
17:37She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
17:39I'm gonna send you for a scan.
17:40Let's have a look.
17:44Boy.
17:46Jesus.
17:51Oh, no.
17:56God.
17:57As parents, do you try and do everything in your power
18:05to look after your child?
18:16And you don't have any power over this, do you?
18:18It's got no control at all, have you?
18:20Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
18:22Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
18:25and then having to shave her hair off is...
18:29is, yeah.
18:35Heartbreaking.
18:37Oh, God.
18:41You had your hair off.
18:42It's one of the worst bits.
18:43Yes.
18:44Please.
19:05Oh, no.
19:08Bloody hell, Becca.
19:14There are no further children.
19:15Oh.
19:16Oh.
19:19Oh, no.
19:20There's no hope now.
19:29When you're told there is no hope,
19:31you've got nothing left to say.
19:42I kind of sat on the edge of the bed
19:43and had her head just on my shoulder,
19:44and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
19:47And, uh, Matthew had got up.
19:51I sat with her on the bed at that point,
19:54and again, she lay into my shoulder.
19:57Then, um, she came into this world,
20:01and I... and I held her.
20:03And as she left...
20:05As she left this world, I held her too.
20:07I don't know.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:25It's not right.
20:28But it's awfully sad.
20:30No mother should bury her child.
20:33No mother should bury her child.
20:37Oh, God.
20:44Oh, God.
20:45She didn't have long, did she?
20:4730.
20:50It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
20:59You raise your children,
21:00you try and get them through everything,
21:02and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
21:04Oh, Jesus.
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21:39In southwest London...
21:41Think of any word, and on the count of three,
21:44we're going to both say the words that I think you're thinking of
21:47at the same time.
21:48One, two, three...
21:50Jumper.
21:52How did you do that?
21:53Do you want to do it again?
21:54Good friends Nick and Joe.
21:57On the count of three again, yeah, you ready?
21:58One, two, three...
22:00Cup.
22:02No way!
22:03I know!
22:04How are you doing that?
22:05I don't know.
22:06It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
22:07No!
22:08Do you want the third one?
22:10Last one.
22:11Last one.
22:12Last one.
22:13Go, like, completely rogue.
22:14Think of a country.
22:16No, it's too obvious.
22:17Oh, okay.
22:18Alright, okay, go for it.
22:19We'll go...
22:20You've got a country?
22:21I've got a country.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Rogue.
22:24Okay.
22:25No more clues.
22:26Right, here we go.
22:27I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
22:28Ready?
22:29Yeah.
22:30One, two, three...
22:31Vatican City.
22:33This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
22:37Megan's back, Jane.
22:39I know.
22:40She's sort of getting ready for, like, kind of a mate coming round
22:44and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
22:47and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
22:51But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
22:54It's very comforting.
22:56You had me at quiche.
22:57Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
22:58It has a great shape.
23:02I think this is the one.
23:04It's a great tree.
23:05You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
23:08No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
23:12When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within
23:16and on the border right on the outside.
23:18Sure you do.
23:19For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth,
23:25all the way to the top.
23:27Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
23:29Leave it to pay.
23:30Yeah.
23:31And the same with ornaments.
23:32You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
23:35In one year, can I do it?
23:37Sure.
23:38You know I'm going to die before you.
23:39You can do it then.
23:41Sure.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Deal.
23:44With my next husband.
23:45That's a fun thought.
23:48How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
23:52A couple of weeks.
23:53Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
23:55The kids will just start calling him dad.
23:57Yeah.
24:02I don't know what Megan can teach.
24:04I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
24:06Is she actually doing this though?
24:08Well I think that...
24:09Or is it like Blue Peter?
24:10Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
24:12I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
24:21Festive rapping.
24:22Festive rapping.
24:23Excellent.
24:24I need to know how to do this.
24:25Oh, somebody at the door.
24:26Someone to do our rapping for.
24:27It's Megan.
24:28Oh my God, can you imagine?
24:32I love having tone on tone.
24:34Tone on tone.
24:35Don't we all?
24:36I love having tone on tone.
24:38As well as a wax seal.
24:39Oh, wax seal.
24:41Why haven't we thought about wax?
24:43We should, yeah.
24:44We should get a wax seal.
24:45We should get a family seal.
24:46Rolled crest, I bet, as well.
24:47Charles, are we looking for that?
24:50It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
24:54Oh.
24:55I bet that's for Camilla, that.
24:57It's a Bailiss and Harden gift set.
24:58Yeah.
24:59Probably a Pumiss stone.
25:00Yeah.
25:01Some of that.
25:02I can't wait for our last guest.
25:05Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
25:07Oh, oh.
25:08Now usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
25:13Right.
25:14So she just goes through the cast.
25:16Or the crew.
25:17A bit like my podcast.
25:18Yeah.
25:19Yeah.
25:20All the traitors.
25:23Hello.
25:24Here he is.
25:25Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouth full of food and now Colicchio's here.
25:29I'm very excited you're here.
25:30We're going to have some fun today.
25:32I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
25:36There was always this beet salad.
25:38Beets?
25:39Is that right?
25:40Beetroot.
25:41Oh.
25:42Every Christmas.
25:43What do I say to you every Christmas?
25:44I could murder a beet salad.
25:45Every Christmas.
25:46It was beets.
25:47And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
25:51Okay.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
25:55Why are you chuckling, Megan?
25:56Why is it funny?
25:57So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
26:00Uh oh.
26:01Beets.
26:02He would call them beetroot as they say in England.
26:03What?
26:04He doesn't like beetroot?
26:05He does not like beetroot as Prince Harry.
26:07Okay.
26:08So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
26:10Yeah, go on.
26:11What we're going to have is a fallout.
26:14We're making gumbo, right?
26:15Yes, indeed.
26:16Oh, gumbo.
26:17That's very soul food-y.
26:19So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like around Chattanooga.
26:22Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
26:26Hmm.
26:27Would you like to sing it for me?
26:29No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
26:31Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
26:33Smells like Christmas now.
26:36Hi, guys.
26:37There he is.
26:38There he is.
26:39Oh, there he is.
26:40Oh, he's here.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42He's made an appearance.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44He's holding on to his fringe.
26:46I smell gumbo.
26:47I was like...
26:48I literally...
26:49I smell gumbo.
26:50He smells gumbo.
26:51I smell gumbo.
26:52Stop it.
26:53What?
26:54Do I need to do the voice?
26:55Gumbo for me is like one of my favorites, especially her mum's.
26:58Of course he says that.
27:00Yeah, especially her mum's because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
27:05It is delicious.
27:07I'm not so sure it's as good as your mum's, but it's certainly close.
27:10Wow.
27:11Oh.
27:12Oh.
27:13This is the most he's ever been in it.
27:16Is it?
27:17Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
27:19I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
27:21Yeah, he did.
27:22He smelt it.
27:23Mmm.
27:24I smelt the gumbo.
27:26He said.
27:28Who has the time?
27:29Megan.
27:32Because she's only got two kids.
27:33Oh.
27:34Or becoming snobby with three.
27:39Two is easy.
27:40When we had two, we wouldn't have been able to do this.
27:42All the time in the world.
27:43Easy.
27:44Try having three.
27:45Stupid.
27:46Lazy.
27:50This week, we watch Matthew's story.
27:58My name's Matthew Starkey.
27:59He's handsome.
28:00Oh, he's an handsome lad.
28:01Growing up, I would have been big into football.
28:03And sport has always been a big part of my life.
28:06I would go to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
28:09Just a normal dude, isn't he?
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:11I met Carrie through a date nap.
28:13It was during Covid.
28:15We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
28:19I think that's very romantic, I do.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
28:30Sweet.
28:31Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
28:34Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
28:35Oh, no.
28:36Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
28:37And you would think that, wouldn't you?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
28:41My leg buckled underneath me and I sort of fell to the ground.
28:42Oh, my God.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:56Went to the hospital, got the scan and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at
29:01me a little bit differently.
29:02Oh, you don't want that.
29:03That's not a good sign, is it?
29:04No.
29:05I got a call and was like, can you come in? The doctors want to speak to you.
29:08And I was just like, all right, okay.
29:11Oh, the alarm bells were ringing.
29:12Yeah.
29:13Um...
29:15...gave us the worst juice.
29:19Oh, God. Oh, God.
29:27It was in his brain.
29:29I have, basically, a brain tumour,
29:31but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
29:38Two years to live.
29:41HE SIGHS
29:45As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
29:48the timeline became less.
29:50Oh.
29:51They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
29:54Oh. So it was a big sort of shock.
29:57Getting that kind of news at 32 years old...
30:02It's so shit, cos your loved ones are just your absolute world,
30:07aren't they?
30:08HE LAUGHS
30:09Matthew was like, well, we want to get married,
30:12we want to do this, and he was just like, do it all now,
30:14because you don't know what's ahead of you.
30:18Do you know what? Fair play to Matthew for still being in, like,
30:21high spirits, you know what I mean?
30:23And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
30:25They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now,
30:29aren't they?
30:30Yeah.
30:31You all right?
30:32Yeah.
30:39Oh, wow.
30:40I imagine it was a very emotional day.
30:42Mm-hm.
30:43Good. I'm glad he made it to the wedding.
30:48It was just a day of positive love.
30:52The energy in the room, I just kept saying,
30:54if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
30:57That would have been a bittersweet affair, isn't it?
31:00Yeah.
31:01It just was a day of celebration.
31:03So I'd like to start the speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
31:07Yeah!
31:08Aw.
31:10Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
31:12And thank you for just being you.
31:18Look at the way she looks at him.
31:23I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home
31:26and just start married life with Carrie in our house
31:29and just get through it together.
31:32Live life together as long as you can.
31:37Oh, God.
31:40Oh, no.
31:41Oh, no.
31:42Don't tell me.
31:47Six weeks.
31:48Six weeks.
31:49Oh, my...
31:58At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
32:01Your dad had a married man.
32:03Yeah.
32:04I'm so glad you've managed to find love and...
32:08They got to celebrate each other.
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32:44In Hampshire...
32:45What do you want for Christmas?
32:46I would like pajamas because I'm full of fun these days.
32:59Yeah.
33:00Josh and his wife Tamsin.
33:02You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas,
33:07just buy everything that you wanted.
33:08Because it was all on sale.
33:09I know.
33:10But you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
33:12What do I want?
33:13Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
33:14And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
33:17Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
33:18Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
33:20And then I just have nothing for you.
33:21Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
33:24No.
33:25Because I'm not buying things anymore.
33:27That's my new thing.
33:29So I'll give your pajamas away.
33:30No, the pajamas I do need.
33:33On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery Plus.
33:40Tin Tin.
33:41There it is.
33:42Cheers.
33:43You like potching in your shed, don't you?
33:46Yeah.
33:47I think every man likes potching, don't he?
33:49Yeah.
33:50You ought to put your bed out there.
33:52Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
33:57Shedload of ideas.
33:59I'd appreciate that title.
34:00Yeah.
34:01I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
34:03Yeah.
34:04And I used to love it when it rained.
34:05Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
34:07And sit in it.
34:08And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
34:11Oh, that's nice.
34:12The sound of rain feels gorgeous.
34:13And just be like, oh, this is nice.
34:14Yeah.
34:15I love it when it rains outside.
34:16And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
34:18What are you doing?
34:19Just having five minutes.
34:20It's not easy running a pub, you know?
34:22What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
34:25He runs a pub as well.
34:26Oh, yeah, he does.
34:27He owns a pub, don't they?
34:28And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
34:33Oh, poor James.
34:35He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
34:38Prawn cocktail, mate.
34:39Yeah, that's good.
34:40I love prawn cocktail.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Roast chicken.
34:43Roast chicken crisps.
34:44Yeah.
34:45We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
34:49There's none in there.
34:50Yeah.
34:51It's just all full of air.
34:52You're basically buying air.
34:53But what if you get half it in the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
34:56I fancy salt and vinegar.
34:58This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
35:01Oh, no, no, you don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
35:05This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
35:06Oh, my God, this is awful.
35:07Mixing your flavours.
35:08Me and Ben like doing this.
35:10If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
35:15and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
35:20Who has a crisp night?
35:23You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
35:28Uh-huh.
35:29So what's he going to do?
35:30So you picked a crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
35:34You spray it on.
35:35Oh, James.
35:37Right.
35:38No.
35:39So now he's got a soggy crisp.
35:40Yeah.
35:41Oh, stop it.
35:42I don't hate it.
35:44I don't hate it.
35:46Every crisp could be different.
35:48I don't trust the British public to do anything.
35:49Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lenin and spray it across.
35:52That's so weird.
35:53Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
35:57Spam.
35:58Spam?
35:59What spam?
36:00Luncheon meat.
36:01Right.
36:02I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
36:04Did you?
36:05Yeah.
36:06Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
36:07I nearly got a spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
36:10Anchovies.
36:12Anchovy crisps.
36:13Fuck off.
36:14Spam and anchovy?
36:15No one is buying that, James May.
36:17You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
36:20Right, there's the cubed spam.
36:22You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
36:24I have, yes.
36:25Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
36:28He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
36:32That's his ultimate goal.
36:33Always always liquid spam.
36:35I guess so.
36:36Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well too?
36:39Oh, yes.
36:40Oh, God.
36:41Oh, no.
36:42You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
36:44I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
36:49Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
36:54Could be the last time, James.
36:55Oh, God.
36:56Is this what men do in man caves?
36:57No.
36:58And?
36:59And?
37:00Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
37:01Just because he has to.
37:02Oh, it works.
37:03So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works.
37:04Works.
37:05Look, it tastes of shit.
37:06It works.
37:07The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
37:12I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
37:14No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
37:19The story of us.
37:20And last time.
37:21And last time.
37:22And last time.
37:23And never again.
37:24I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation spraying your crisps.
37:27In Wiltshire.
37:28You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humor.
37:31And we have a sense of humor.
37:32That's the crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
37:35I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
37:37I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
37:40No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
37:45The story of us.
37:46And last time.
37:47And last time.
37:48And never again.
37:49We have a sense of humor.
37:50And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
37:54Giles and his wife Mary.
37:56Teasing.
37:57I don't want you to touch me.
37:59I want nothing further to do with you.
38:01I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
38:04Now.
38:05Stop it.
38:06Christmas spirit.
38:07It's not.
38:08This is Christmas spirit.
38:09Stop it.
38:10It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
38:14I don't want you to tell me that the.
38:17Ding dong.
38:18Merrily on high.
38:20This week, an all time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing song on Disney Plus.
38:26Boom.
38:27Tick.
38:28That is.
38:29Dropper Bailey's.
38:30Sound of music.
38:31What a combo.
38:32What a combo.
38:33Never seen it.
38:34Really?
38:35Yeah.
38:36What's it about?
38:37Bob nom.
38:38Actually, Rich T.
38:39Screw that.
38:40Yeah, Rich T.
38:41Classic.
38:42What I do know, is it Judy Andrews.
38:44Julie.
38:45And that.
38:46Julie Andrews.
38:47So Judy and Julie were in this.
38:49Rodgers and Humsterers.
39:02This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
39:04Yes.
39:05You're very sentimental.
39:06I just have to think of it.
39:08Just have to think of it.
39:10It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
39:11Yes.
39:12Yes.
39:13Yes.
39:14It reminds me of when people were nice.
39:16Steady.
39:17Steady, Nutty.
39:18Steady.
39:19What do you have to do?
39:20Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
39:22Well, they're still nice, Mary.
39:24No.
39:25They're all watching video nasties now.
39:27They're not all watching.
39:33She gets taut belly.
39:34Yeah, she does.
39:35Well, she should.
39:36She should.
39:37I've never seen this.
39:41That's insane.
39:42Oh.
39:43Oh, it's just joyous.
39:48Oh, spin.
39:50Spin, Julie.
39:57Could you not?
39:58I don't know that I can resist.
40:01Right.
40:02With songs they have sung
40:04For a thousand years
40:08My heart wants to sing every song
40:12I hate music all this time.
40:15Do you know there's your favorite thing?
40:17There's singing kids.
40:18Oh, God.
40:19Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
40:21With the sound of music.
40:26I literally can't watch this without smiling.
40:29No.
40:30It's a very, very fun film.
40:31I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
40:33Sing once more.
40:43All right, show off.
40:46They don't make films like this anymore.
40:48Thank God.
40:49Thank God for that.
40:50Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
40:53Lisa.
40:55Friedrich.
40:57Louisa.
40:59Pedro.
41:01Die.
41:02We found ourselves at a fancy party.
41:07He looks a bit like David Cameron.
41:09Ladies and gentlemen.
41:10Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone's slim and exquisite.
41:17The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
41:21Oh, how charming.
41:22Oh, I like this one.
41:23Oh, I know you too.
41:24This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
41:26Yeah, yeah.
41:27Oh, what is this surprise?
41:30Oh, great.
41:35Time for the children to perform.
41:38Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
41:40That would be the EastEnders version.
41:42There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall and the bells in the steeple tomb.
41:51And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
41:57These are moved.
41:59These poor kids.
42:00Cuckoo.
42:01Cuckoo.
42:02Cuckoo.
42:03Cuckoo.
42:04Cuckoo.
42:05Cuckoo.
42:06Cuckoo.
42:07Cuckoo.
42:08Cuckoo.
42:09Cuckoo.
42:10You'll recognise this.
42:13Here we go.
42:14So long.
42:15Farewell.
42:16Auf Wiedersehen.
42:17Goodbye.
42:18Cuckoo.
42:19I hate to go and leave this pretty side.
42:21Cuckoo.
42:22Cuckoo.
42:23Cuckoo.
42:24Cuckoo.
42:25Cuckoo.
42:26Cuckoo.
42:27Cuckoo.
42:28Each one goes.
42:29Oh, I see.
42:31Cuckoo.
42:32Cuckoo.
42:33Cuckoo.
42:34Cuckoo.
42:35Cuckoo.
42:36Cuckoo.
42:37Cuckoo.
42:38Cuckoo.
42:39Cuckoo.
42:40Cuckoo.
42:41Cuckoo.
42:42Cuckoo.
42:43Cuckoo.
42:44Cuckoo.
42:45Cuckoo.
42:46Cuckoo.
42:47Cuckoo.
42:48Cuckoo.
42:49Cuckoo.
42:50Cuckoo.
42:51Cuckoo.
42:52Cuckoo.
42:53Cuckoo.
42:54Cuckoo.
42:55Cuckoo.
42:56Cuckoo.
42:57Cuckoo.
42:58Cuckoo.
42:59Cuckoo.
43:00Cuckoo.
43:01Cuckoo.
43:02Cuckoo.
43:03Cuckoo.
43:04Cuckoo.
43:05Cuckoo.
43:06Cuckoo.
43:07Cuckoo.
43:08I can't I'm gonna get us snack
43:14This is the best that though
43:22She's scratching our ass up the stairs. Oh my god. Now the little one singing. Yeah, but she's really cute. Yeah, that helps
43:35Isn't that lovely
43:38Please tell me there's not more. Okay. No more kids, right? I'm glad Jimmy's not watch this cuz you know what'll be coming next
43:44Don't you oh god? Yeah full performance every night
43:49Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo. It's bad enough as it is
43:54Go to bed
43:57Not just yet please the series finale of say nothing's up next to the yarn barn Sunday night today as Tom
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44:09Await Thursday 8 p.m. And when the holidays arrive they are flying off the shelf head inside Bailey's at Christmas
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