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00:00You are watching On Demand. Please do not try to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:20It's that time again. Time to see the unseen.
00:24There we go. Come on, man.
00:26There we go. Lift off.
00:30We've had a week of flirting from the villas.
00:34Please stop doing that.
00:35But love isn't just about dating and drama.
00:39It's the quirks.
00:40It's a little bit of love.
00:42And the crazy characteristics.
00:46That also make us fall in love.
00:48Do you like me?
00:50Yes.
00:51I like you too.
00:54So strap in for an hour of the more riotous side of romance.
00:58As we bring you the roots.
01:03Is it cheating if you sat with a robot?
01:04That's no different to a dildo.
01:06They're ridiculous.
01:07The birds have willies.
01:09And they're truly revealing.
01:10There was three alien heads.
01:12Purple heads with eyes.
01:14This is love island on seen bears.
01:19Love island, baby.
01:21Love island.
01:23Welcome to Love Island on seen bears.
01:27It's the show to keep even the biggest superfans full to the brim of Love Island fun.
01:41Each week we bring you the sass, the surprises, and a huge dollop of silliness.
02:03And a huge dollop of silliness.
02:05Teaser.
02:06Oh!
02:07Smells in, we're gone.
02:08Keep moving.
02:09Whoa!
02:10Whoa!
02:10Whoa!
02:11Oh my god, whoa!
02:12Oh shit!
02:13Oh no!
02:14She's up!
02:14Ah!
02:15Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:22So brace yourself as you get to see a completely different side to the islanders.
02:27This is the uncensored exclusive and totally unseen bits.
02:41When Charlie entered the villa at the start of the week, he came empty-handed.
02:46Come on, man.
02:47You should always bring a drink to a party.
02:50What does this button do?
02:53Nice effect.
02:54Hello, nice to meet you.
02:55Nice to meet you.
02:57Hello.
02:58How are you doing?
02:58Good.
02:58How are you?
02:59Very well.
02:59I made you some cocktails.
03:01Oh, bless you.
03:03What's in there?
03:04What's in there?
03:04I can't tell you.
03:06Is that right?
03:06No, I didn't make them.
03:09And by the power of a wibbly wobbly effect that wouldn't be out of place in an old karaoke video,
03:15Charlie coupled up with...
03:17Ekansu.
03:18Now, we all know that Charlie and Ekansu had terrible chemistry, and this unseen bit shows why.
03:29Sorry, I'm pressing the UFX button again by mistake.
03:32How many compliments do you expect a day from a guy?
03:35Seventy...
03:36Seventy-two.
03:38Seventy-two.
03:39But I'm definitely not hitting that quota.
03:42Not even double digits.
03:43But I mean, we haven't even progressed yet to a kiss.
03:47Would you wait for me, Charlie?
03:49Depends how long.
03:50Five years.
03:52What, to have a kiss?
03:53Yeah.
03:54No.
03:54Fair enough.
03:56That's a long time.
03:56Looks like I'll be getting old and growing old alone.
04:01You remind me of that little kid from Home Alone.
04:02The little kid?
04:04It was great.
04:07Are you all right?
04:11Well, thanks so much.
04:14You're welcome.
04:15You're welcome.
04:17Voldemort.
04:19Have you seen Harry Potter?
04:20Of course I've seen Harry Potter.
04:22Wait, wait.
04:23No, please don't do that.
04:24Harry.
04:25Don't do that.
04:27Stop, please.
04:29Harry Potter.
04:32You're actually...
04:36Harry Potter.
04:40Voldemort's love, Harry Potter.
04:45Honestly.
04:45I'm only joking, like, this is just me being silly.
04:56Yeah, I know, I know.
04:57Why?
04:58Please stop doing that.
05:01You're being very weird, I can see.
05:03I actually don't know what to do with myself when you're doing that.
05:15Over the past couple of years, we've learned a lot about viruses and how they can spread through
05:19your nose, as this unseen bit from a few weeks ago showed.
05:23I picked a girl's nose before I tried it out.
05:25You've tried it?
05:26Yeah, I picked it, but she didn't obviously want me to pick it and I did it.
05:28I was like, look.
05:32Did it taste all right?
05:33Yeah, it just tasted like normal.
05:35Just a little bit salty, you know that?
05:36You know that?
05:37Well, in a twist of fate, that unseen bit went viral around the world, as everyone was shocked,
05:45horrified, and outraged.
05:48Question.
05:48Why is Luca and Dami talking about eating bergies?
05:51WTF.
05:53Dami, you picked another person's bergies and ate them.
05:56WTF.
05:57Dami is wild.
05:59Crying emoji, crying emoji, crying emoji.
06:02Who eats someone's bergies?
06:04Sick emoji, sick emoji, sick emoji.
06:10Well, there's been another outbreak in the villa.
06:16What?
06:16Woman.
06:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:19You know, I actually might have something in there.
06:21You know, do you really want that right now?
06:22Yeah.
06:25Let me see.
06:27Why are you doing this to me?
06:28I do, don't I?
06:29No, it's quite clean.
06:29I mean, there's nothing in there.
06:30I meant clean.
06:32Okay.
06:33Let me do yours.
06:34No, I'm probably not.
06:35No, no.
06:36Why not?
06:36Because my septum is nowhere for people, baby.
06:38Mmm, mmm, mmm.
06:39Never mind.
06:40Mmm, no, no.
06:41Oh, you do, you have a little one.
06:43I don't have any.
06:43Look at this.
06:44Mmm.
06:46You actually have a little one, but it's not bad.
06:50Ew.
06:51So tasty.
06:52Tell me.
06:52My finger is so big, innit?
06:53Yeah.
06:54Okay, and then...
06:55What?
06:56You bitch!
06:59Weecha!
07:00Well, that's dinner sorted, then.
07:11There's been a heat wave here in Spain, and it's finally got to our challenge team.
07:16Other than the week, they went totally barking, and came up with this bizarre doggy-style game.
07:20Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
07:25Lie down.
07:29Here's a good thing.
07:31I feel very well.
07:33I'll give you a kiss.
07:34The girls had to build kennels while the boys could only bark orders while dressed as dogs.
07:41Oh, this is going to be a walk in the past, mate, honestly.
07:45I make you woof like a dog.
07:48Apparently, it was inspired by what might happen if Crufts was hosted by IKEA.
07:53Oh, this. I won't do this.
07:58Probably time to get neutered, dammy.
08:01This is something I do at home over time.
08:04Oh, I think my hand skills are very good, aren't they?
08:07Obviously, you know that already, so...
08:10She's been tickling his belly, that's all.
08:13If I break a nail doing this, Jay, honestly, you will actually be in a doghouse.
08:17Like, he just gets to sit there looking pretty the whole time.
08:20I'm, like, fully going for it, like, Wendy from Bob the Builder.
08:23Bob the Builder had a cat, not a dog, Paige.
08:26I broke my screwdriver.
08:28Woof, woof.
08:30Come with me, woof, woof.
08:32Woof, woof.
08:33Really?
08:34Let me hear you, woof.
08:35Don't be an idiot.
08:37Come on, woof, woof.
08:39That's animal cruelty, Gemma.
08:41Oh!
08:44Oh, what am I doing?
08:46Who let the dogs out?
08:48Woof, woof, woof, woof.
08:50Woof, woof.
08:51Right, gotcha.
08:52Yeah.
08:53I was like, he kind of looks hot, actually.
08:55I thought, God, he looks cute with his little nose and...
08:57Little collar.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Oh, God, I've always wanted to be dominant and take the lead.
09:01Aye!
09:02I'll do the dog-based jumps.
09:03Thank you, Ekinson.
09:04Oh!
09:07Put you back into it, girl.
09:08Come on.
09:09I'm not just a pretty face.
09:11I can build an all.
09:12I thought...
09:13Rawr!
09:14Rawr!
09:15Rawr!
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17No, he looks cute.
09:18He suits it.
09:19You should wear...
09:20This should be your accessory from now on.
09:21You won't think it's such a nice caution when he starts trying to sniff your butt.
09:24I think you should tell me the instructions in Italian.
09:26I've copied out, understood every word.
09:29We didn't give you a name.
09:30What should we call you?
09:31No, you didn't.
09:32Tiramisu.
09:33Tiramisu.
09:34Tiramisu.
09:35Tiramisu.
09:36Isn't tiramisu a bit close to Ekinson?
09:39It's going to get confusing.
09:41It all turned into a total dog's dinner.
09:46And if you have absolutely no idea what the last three minutes of Telly was about,
09:51because I know I didn't,
09:53welcome to Unseen Bits,
09:55where we show you all the howlers from the past week.
09:59Rawr!
10:00Wait, this is more a...
10:02Rawr!
10:03Rawr!
10:04Rawr!
10:05Rawr!
10:06Rawr!
10:07Rawr!
10:08Rawr!
10:09Rawr!
10:10Rawr!
10:11Rawr!
10:12Rawr!
10:13Rawr!
10:14Now a world-class dressage rider from Cheshire and a fishmonger from Brighton may not seem
10:19to have a lot in common, but both have gone into this relationship with eyes wide open.
10:25It's funny enough, I shut my eyes when we kiss.
10:27I don't.
10:28Yeah, you do.
10:29No, I don't.
10:30Yeah, you do, because I look at it.
10:31I look.
10:32No, I don't.
10:33You do.
10:34When we like...
10:35No, if we like...
10:36It's apropocous and I shut my eyes...
10:37Even then, look.
10:38No, you don't do it.
10:39I do!
10:40I do!
10:41I've looked a few times.
10:42No!
10:43Every single time.
10:44No!
10:45When I peck you, I keep my eyes open.
10:48You don't!
10:49Yes, I do!
10:50I promise.
10:51OK, well, I know if I've got my eyes open or closed.
10:53OK, after this, we're going to watch every episode back and see when we've kissed your eyes.
10:58Yeah, but sometimes they will be closed, but most of the time they will be open.
11:01No, most of the time it's shut.
11:03No, Luca, they're not.
11:05OK, I'll say it when you do it then.
11:07And you'll be like, ah.
11:08What do you mean?
11:09So every time we kiss...
11:10What, so you're just going to stare at me?
11:12That's weird.
11:13But you're staring at me!
11:15No, I'm not staring at you.
11:21I'm just...
11:22I'm just glancing.
11:24So it's no longer the look of love.
11:27It's just a glance.
11:32Before we head to the break, here's an unseen clip of Antigone sparring with Luca.
11:38Well, yeah, if you want to give someone a head kick, you've got to be pretty flexible.
11:41Go on then.
11:42Shall I give you one?
11:43Yeah.
11:44I reckon you can get it up.
11:45Yeah.
11:46I'll hold my hand by my head.
11:47OK.
11:48I'll do a flip-flop.
11:50Yeah.
11:51All right.
11:52Karate kid, wax on, wax off, let's see it.
11:53But the question on everyone's lips is...
11:55What happened next?
11:59See you after the break to find out.
12:14Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that gives you all the unhaired gems.
12:31Where the girls just want to have fun.
12:33one of the two goes to the front.
12:34Is that the end?
12:35It's going to be the end.
12:36There's a big fever in the Beatles.
12:37One of the two goes to the band music went to the one of my head.
12:42It's time to shout to the band music.
12:43Shout, shout, shout, and let it all out.
12:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:49And you have the time of your life.
12:55Ready?
12:56Yeah.
12:59Are these two doing dirty dancing over here?
13:05Do you reckon you can get it up?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Before the break, we saw a clip of Antigone about to kick off.
13:15Karate kid, wax on, wax off. Let's see it.
13:17It's alive.
13:19that was just the best thing that could have possibly happened is that right there
13:41time for another unseen clip and sir david attenborough if you're watching
13:45i am so sorry the birds have willies must do i've never seen a bird with a willy have you i think
13:55they have a little slow it's a little thing just comes out or whatever man it doesn't look like
13:59what you're expecting i've never seen a willy on no that's what i mean like when they're flying
14:04around you don't see like so how do they think then another animals you actually see you know
14:09what i mean like snakes though they don't do they they all know it's all hidden man so snakes are
14:14eggs though ain't they yeah yeah but they i don't know it's like uh what about chickens i've never
14:20seen a dick on the chicken even i've never seen chickens usually eggs though oh it's it's still
14:24what's cock what is the male chicken what's it called yeah cock crow yeah but i've never seen
14:30a willy on a bird even birds even birds lay egg no yeah yeah i really want to see now willy on a bird
14:36a willy on a bird yeah just want to see what it looks like it probably looks like yours yeah
14:44in a minute well why don't we ask one come on little fella look i wants to see your willy are we shy
14:58earlier this week danica had her very own love island spiritual awakening when she resorted to prayer
15:04just send me in somebody that loves me that love that's it and is obsessed with me but also
15:11fits my description of tanned like eyes nice teeth
15:17amazing pray for danica
15:26hey islanders your prayers have been answered it's me i'm back
15:32oh it's my little friend hamish from dundee
15:36hey i'm ready to graft the new islanders especially danica we're about the same height too eh
15:44oh my god why the what the fuck is that they fly it's the stinky little black thing it's
15:49fucking weird they just i'm like where's it gone on paper will the perfect match
15:56no please respectfully please just look me in the eyes and you'll be smitten
16:02i'm sorry it was on me no no it was literally fucking perched on me like a piece of honey
16:17it's leaving it's leaving it's leaving i thought it's furrowing us
16:28okay it's gone it's gone it's gone he's gone okay i can tell and maybe we are not a match made in
16:50heaven
16:57there is a sound that strikes fear into the hearts of the islanders it can strike day or
17:04night without warning or a clue will it strike these two next or them
17:10oh oh oh jesus i got a text oh
17:18india's got a text phew thank god it wasn't the sound of dami letting one rip
17:23dami and india it's time for you to go on your first date
17:26so face your eyes on this selection of revealing outtakes of damia's first date
17:43oh it's the romance for me
17:45oh please why why not over this way okay no dami honestly don't be scared exactly so
17:59stop it's okay it's okay it's okay so
18:08okay okay okay what do you want to cheers to finally be able to share a bit together
18:15i'm stoked that we are finally coupled up why are you asking why is that funny it's the
18:21stoked no but i am oh yeah communication with you is actually very easy is it yes very straightforward
18:28very straightforward like you know no bs well i feel like i'm quite a straightforward girl anyway so
18:35if you have a question ask it i'll answer it literally do you like me yes i like you too
18:42why are you laughing this isn't the moment where you laugh sorry that was so like straightforward
18:50yeah but i thought we were straightforward people i'm sorry no but i do you trust me to make breakfast
18:55yeah okay tomorrow make your breakfast okay cool a nice one you'll thoroughly enjoy it i'm gonna
19:00surprise me okay i won't poison you i promise why do you say that i don't know because i know that's
19:05what you're thinking i actually wasn't thinking that i'm sure india's breakfast will meet all
19:10the health and safety criteria in the love island villa so let's see just what india made dami for
19:16breakfast this looks so boring avocado on toast or cream cream cheese yeah do you not put two breads
19:23in there i thought you put two sides breakfast for one charming
19:29now it's a little known untrue fact that april's full day is held on the second of july in mallorca
19:40that's today and the boys weren't about to let the chance of a practical joke go to waste should
19:45just say we've got a text just make some up start reading some more like tonight there will be a public
19:52vote off i reckon one of us should say we've got a text go to the front go to the front door to meet
19:59your two fellow female island yeah yeah you do it yeah yeah yeah i got a text yeah oh i'll write in
20:10there oh boys please head to the front please meet us boys hi boys please meet us at the front door
20:19i will please meet the two names yeah what's the sexy name please abby abby abby imi go with me
20:29what are they laughing at today you say i've got a text we can't laugh but no one look
20:37we'll be facing this way eric can we split up i can we split up luca we'll go over there
20:41where are they off to oh what the fuck's going on over here i'm so confused
20:56there there you're going to joke and say i've got a text so this text
21:00prank looks like a surefire thing but what i'm sure you all want to know is
21:06i've been texting find out after the short break
21:29welcome back to love island unseen bits
21:36if you've been waiting for more exclusive unseen gems you might have to wait a little bit longer
21:43them tables are going they're gonna go oh how are they not here we go here we go here we go
21:53here we go come on man come on man they are they are gonna go
21:58don't worry we'll make a big splash and have you clucking for more i'm sorry but what is this
22:14weather like seriously now i feel like i'm a roast chicken
22:16wow that bird went literally because she went quack quack quack you probably thought you were a
22:30chicken babe that no that was too much
22:33so let us dish you up the best of the rest
22:40before the break we saw the boys getting ready to prank the girls but you were left asking
22:54what happened next just don't act suspicious boys I think the boys are planning something
23:02what do you mean I reckon they're gonna do I've got a joke saying I've got a text and pretend
23:09that ever they have a text guys I've got a text no way hi boys please meet Abby and
23:23Amy at the front door hashtag too many girls it's so obvious yeah the boys go and meet the two new
23:42girls at the front door imaging on someone it's not real I heard them I know what they're gonna do
23:56one of them's gonna dress up as a girl one of our outfits we're good we're good what he was
24:12now he needs heels on he needs heels on for the noise he wasn't going hi I'm imaging that'd be quite
24:19funny I hope they do that you need to go hey girls hey girls hey girls like that
24:26is there anyone in the villa
24:50is there anyone who's expecting a tambourine
25:03oh my god hi nice to meet you I'm Charlie I'm Abby
25:11one thing about being in the villa is that it gives our island there's a chance to mull over all
25:37of life's big questions doesn't it Jax would you rather have eight arms or eight legs eight arms
25:44eight arms no but imagine how fast you'd be with eight legs yeah I mean if you've got eight arms you're
25:54gonna look cute in a dress as well aren't you I think it makes a difference yeah but you could
26:00maybe hide them a bit more and you got more hands for manicures oh my god oh my god Tasha she's just
26:09thinking of the bit she can do extra hands she's thinking about the beauty salon yeah but you might
26:15need to close yours for repairs would you rather have your fingers as toes or your toes as fingers
26:27um I'd rather them how they are now to be honest would you want to change sex for the day
26:34no I would love that yeah do you know what just to get in women's head for one day just to just to see
26:41what shit you come up with yeah that's being the guy yeah I'd be I'd be a guy for a day yeah 100%
26:46I'd love to see how you use your why is it always sex related to you what do you mean he's just
26:54always like it would be interesting to see what it felt like to we out yeah that's what I mean like
26:57going to the toilet because you guys extend and like how like just in day-to-day life like do you
27:01feel it like yeah that's what I'm saying like do you have to like they just feel it when you wake
27:05up in the morning it's sticking out of your heart yes we know Jax our night vision camera guys are
27:12all traumatized earlier this week we saw the return of a love island classic the heart rate challenge
27:32which if you ask me should be called the hindu challenge it's great TV so any wannabe producers
27:39out there watch and learn it's amazing the results you can get with a fancy dress box and sun-drenched
27:45islanders as these exclusive unseen bits from backstage prove I'm Luca who actually you actually look
28:00like a barbie oh my god page page whoa are you gonna do it like side on oh okay yeah that is very
28:11yeah is it it's fine where are you getting all these moves from i like my weekends all right oh okay
28:22you want to go for the weak ones so who do you think is going to crumble pick do the most with
28:25someone you think is going to crumble pick is this going to be yours and charlie's first kiss i can
28:36who said i was kissing charlie babe
28:41oh but you did kiss charlie didn't you and davide oh and jay this is some wedding
28:50but the boys aren't going to let the girls make their own entertainment david eventually stripped
28:56off his costume
29:00for the boys
29:15i'd quit while you're ahead davide
29:20they say that artificial intelligence will eventually outwet humans and take over the world
29:28but judging by the intelligence on display in this next unseen clip it's going to happen much
29:33sooner than we thought have you seen those robots that are like humans that china made yeah scary
29:38some of them are great partners as well they're like yeah okay i wouldn't mind one in my house
29:45like later on is it cheating if you sleep with a robot yeah i don't care what'd you say
29:51is it cheating cheating if you sat with a robot what yeah yeah like a real like a lifelike
29:56like a lifelike robot like a human-ish one it's no different to a dildo yeah yeah
30:00a human robot that looks like a woman has boobs full-on body and it has emotions it talks to you it
30:13knows you yeah like that's cheating your conscious built into it yeah it's just a robot yeah yeah no
30:21that is definitely cheating i feel like it's more like it's probably nicer for you guys than it is for us
30:25for a guy thing yeah because like with us like there's no movement no but what if you could actually
30:31get a meal sex doll to do what you wanted to do like he listened to you and and he lasts as long
30:36as you want him to last oh my god that's a dream come true where is he actually if i'm single i'm
30:41desperate probably would you fall in love with a human robot would you actually if the robot gave
30:47you everything you wanted an affectionate affection sex love yeah yeah she can't give me kids
30:54so that's if it gave you kids as well how can a robot give you kids babe technology
31:03i've been grafting for unseen bits all week and i can confirm the only type on paper i like is comic
31:10sans and yes i have been putting all my data into one hard drive
31:16okay unseen clip fans here's another fix your favorite tipple and it's ekin su causing a ripple
31:30no come on ekin ekin one job
31:33okay but you didn't do that a lot of the magic i'm sorry no he didn't do that much at all
31:42you sure yeah it's fine you should worry about me it's on me what do you mean about you all over
31:49me oh for fuck's sake gabby there it's not all about you okay but if you put soap on me why i
31:54should be worried about you it's called an accident yeah in fact i didn't shout at you
31:59but why i should be worried about you if you put throw the soap on me i'm gonna put this all over your
32:04head soon and then you can just say that you it's not only about you you should be worried about me
32:10yeah i didn't worry and then what about me what about me i'm wearing white why i should be worried about
32:14you if you put soap on me i'm wearing white i'm wearing white yeah but you do the soap with me
32:20shut up okay you know what
32:24no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no time to give you
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33:54welcome back to the final part of love island unseen bits where you get a personal guided tour of
34:00everyone's favorite villa look look where you are nails love island baby love island
34:13a place where you can be forced to take the plunge oh my god charlie
34:17and start to feel the rumblings of love do you think you could make if you farted in front of them
34:27huh have you done it no she said i'm allowed now huh she said i'm allowed she said you're allowed
34:36yeah to fart but i haven't done it and you said you're allowed to fart yeah it says yeah if i have to do it
34:41it's calm but she doesn't want me to do it but i can do it that's quite a big step isn't it that is
34:48very big but i'm still shy i can't do it you see what i mean what the
34:57fart can't do that i can't believe how loud you fart
35:11in 2022 the fbi reopened the files of extraterrestrial activity in mallorca they tried to bring
35:17molder and scully over here but instead settled for ekansu and david a who weirdly have the same
35:24sexual chemistry as the x-files investigators there's no stars tonight there's nothing no there
35:33is where i can see one yeah and then oh my god i thought that was a fucking ufo then it's a plane
35:42do you believe in aliens yeah i do so do i have you seen one no i have when when i was 22
35:50in my home what do you mean you saw can i tell you the story yeah so i was um in my room with my
35:58little brother we were just chilling and there was like news flashing news like the people were
36:04spotting ufos we were like come on looked out my window there was like a white um circle disc
36:10it was like whew like it like disappeared like the lights but maybe it was uh no no it was a few of them
36:17and then my cousin facetimed me from turkey i opened facetime there was three alien heads interfering
36:25my fucking facetime purple heads three of them with eyes i screenshotted it and sent it to a bbc news
36:32to say look i've been invaded by aliens at the same time they saw the ufos
36:39but you had the screenshot they were on the phone no like you know like if you're facetiming a friend
36:44yeah sometimes the internet connection goes and it goes like
36:48gray or like fuzzy like no that's in the film no in the reality i swear to god i swear my little
36:55brother's life i mean he's not here but maybe you were drunk i was sober okay well maybe you saw them
37:03i saw a ghost i saw an alien everything happens to me for bucks a fucking hell maybe i'm an alien david
37:10maybe you're sitting next to one right now probably
37:28the truth is out there well in there
37:33all islanders love a good moon as this next unseen clip shows
37:44when i have a log i remember i'd actually scream like
37:46me yeah what like what oh like you know what i mean andrew's getting a boner while you're saying
37:56oh yeah oh yeah i reckon he's got the facials as well okay i have been told that eyes rolling
38:06back for no reason show some facials i know you have them on lock no i can't you're an actor come
38:11on man i know you got some on lock i just do it like i'm having a shit and that does it oh god
38:15what that your orgasm face pull up my pants and run away man honestly i'm gone i'm sprinting out of that
38:21room go on echo and what are you doing oh okay what is that actually your noise no oh
38:31oh my god that's what girls do though
38:42what the fuck dami you're doing so good what's that do in a sec that is
38:47dami that even turned me on mate i told that that is what they do man then they start vibrate
38:52and the legs stop vibrating guys are like this guys go oh
38:59oh yeah guys are like that what would you do andrew to be fair i don't really make
39:15too much noise i'm just like yeah i just hope you can cry it would you just say yeah i'm literally
39:19she's like oh and then after that i'll be like that was amazing
39:35towards the end of the week we saw i can sue and david they both put their foot in it as they went
39:38for their first date together but to stop you all getting sour grapes here are some bits that you
39:44didn't get to see cheesy grapes anyone okay fine i'm gonna take all my stress out for the past week with you
39:58everything that's happened release
40:06you see you know now you should wash your feet first huh now the wine is gonna be ruined just shut up
40:13david ends carry on make a rosé just mix the white with the what you mean turkish and italian mixed
40:24together makes i don't know what makes but
40:35do you think if i drank that i'd get drunk yeah if you drink only yeah should i try
40:43it just taste like feet
40:48how's turkish food actually you never had turkish food no seafood is really famous it's like from
40:55the sea we have fish all the time yeah do you go fishing yeah all the time my uncle well i was
41:01fishing as well when i was really yeah i love to fish so do i maybe you could catch me i already caught
41:07up to you gabby dave do you think your dad would like me he's gonna say just say as soon as you're
41:13happy i'm happy is my mom is gonna analyze you a bit more my mom's a counselor mate she's gonna
41:19analyze you to the t to the top yeah there's nothing to analyze you she's gonna be like right is this
41:23guy gonna hurt my daughter is this guy selfish is this guy all about himself
41:28just calm my baby my mom would like you as long as you make me happy i know she will like me
41:39oh usually the moms will like me you know the best thing i like about you uh-huh is your cute
41:45unique smile and your laugh when you go
41:47like i don't care about the abs that every day i told you this also because i've lost now so oh my god
42:00see that's really cute naturally i mean you know i thought i think you are a beautiful girl and i think
42:05you are very smart and intelligent this sometimes scare me but at the same time you know i know that i
42:13was a strong woman you know near me i have good taste i know you got good taste
42:23now we have squashed all the grapes hopefully there will be no more whining
42:31yes it's time folks for that unseen bits classic
42:37lights camera action
42:39this week i asked what grosses you out
42:54i don't know i think when you're in the fish trade there's not a lot
42:59um oh you gotta ask me twice when people burp out loud around me mushrooms man mushrooms gross
43:08me out with bins as well and have that smell from the bins like all the food waste in the bit
43:14oh the mushroom pus or whatever it is the water that just comes out with the texture
43:22phlegm oh yeah like stop i can't i'm gone
43:28mayonnaise have you ever seen somebody put jack dial phlegm through their nostrils
43:34oh i when i say i nearly passed so i nearly needed a paramedic myself
43:41bogeys in in guys noses and small hands and stinky breath
43:49no bad breath
43:52i hate it or someone's like sweating in it or like smells or like where's the same car i hate it
44:00there is nothing worse than literally speaking someone and it's literally just being like
44:06the leftover food in the sink
44:10like oh long fingernails on a man
44:13the thing that grosses me the most in the villa has been hacking super heavier
44:22effing sue and food's a big thing to me she will bite they'll take a bite out of a cookie
44:29munch all over it slobber all over it and then put that same cookie back in the cookie jar with all
44:34the other cookies like like someone's meant to finish it off you do the same thing i'm just honest if i
44:41see like a hair like in the bed or in the shower it like freaks me out girls dressing room
44:47in honestly you know we're used to bum shows in here but it's like bombs dropped in there
44:51when i say like the hair that freaks me out it's pubes
44:56probably the outside toilet where all the boys shit i'm not gonna lie
44:59the toilet when guys go for their number twos somebody's left skid marks all around the toilet
45:05dirty pig there's definitely some skitties and also some piss stains everybody doesn't know who
45:14did it apparently but i can promise it's never me he's nasty
45:19that's it for beach hop and answer see you all next week
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