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00:00you are watching on demand please do not try to vote or enter any competition or
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00:18warning there might be a heat wave but we've got an inferno of unseen bits
00:24that is so gay i've been sweating the small stuff to put together a scorching collection of unseen
00:30action from mallorca's hottest villa okay ready let's go drum roll so when it gets hot hot hot
00:44so try and find a cool breeze
00:46or a cold shower be sure to throw some shade the yellow bean bag is no good i hate it i mean find
00:56some shade and stay glued to your screens for your weekly fix of fun in the scorching hot sun
01:09drama llama
01:32welcome to love island unseen bits it's been a sizzler this week in the hot house we call the villa
01:38to be honest it's been a sizzler everywhere it's so hot i drank an ice cream earlier
01:45and while you've been inside with your electric fan on full blast i've been going through the
01:50love island archives unearthing the steamiest most smoking hot unseen bits
01:58and have i got a scorcher that'll make you jump for joy
02:01it's gonna get fruity five bananas for a pound get your bananas five bananas for a pound five
02:11bananas for a pound that's really expensive five bananas for a pound that's cheese
02:15because this lot rate themselves oh five out of ten i give that one a so bad
02:33now if i could go back in time i'd whiz back to the villa's very own illegal rave when becky hill
02:39crashed the party that's when i remember that's when i remember oh every time i walk past your house
02:47in the rain unfortunately the dance police broke it up at 3am after some terrible islander moves were
02:54reported lucas dance moves are like oh god
03:14if i like saw him like didn't know anything about him just saw them dance moves it'd give me the
03:19ick before i even started turns out luca was banged up for having two left fish come on the bat
03:26jails fish
03:30the love island dictionary has transformed modern popular culture crafting cracking on mugging off
03:38and at the start of the week we witnessed the birth of a new iconic saying
03:43so uh my cocoa obviously you know we kissed in bed or whatever whatever
03:49she's told the guys that i like sucked her tits or whatever whatever
03:57how about i licked her tit or whatever yeah whatever
04:05obviously like you know i had a conversation with damien whatever yeah whatever
04:12things between me and deji as much as he wants to act like it's not awkward it's just flipping awkward
04:19but yeah because this is my united states or whatever but the post casa carnage is going to
04:27take more than just words or whatever the situation required firm action such as a sneaky unseen bit of
04:33jack's trying to chat to page i need to go i need to go and pull page quickly so what do you want us to
04:39move over there i'll go sit next to her but leave a gap and then andrew sits the other side then you
04:44can just say it to her no we're not kidnapping her so so she'll know go over there just go pull
04:49the need for chat not straight away though no no need a favor mate jack wants to get page and
04:57down and donique is with her oh okay so if you can just pull her tell me when
05:06how are you doing sweet cheeks i'm good how are you guys doing yeah honey bun catch at you
05:11yes enjoy au revoir ladies what's your face when should i go now right after i can't go right after
05:21we've got to leave it a minute i honestly haven't spoken to as much as i have spoken to the last
05:28hello hello you all right yeah yeah why does he always grin no no you don't no because then page is
05:35just gonna be on her own no you'll be all right no i'm good oh sure that means jack's is about to
05:41come and see you no he's not i'm not sitting here oh sit down sit down no why sit down come with me
05:46now sit down she's in a vulnerable position i'm sticking by her i'm in a position she's not down
05:52a dark alley sit down are you are you joking no luca luca i hate you page i tried my very best
06:00how convenient i can walk oh see oh page i'm really sorry are you okay yeah i felt a bit sorry
06:11for you oh i don't need you i didn't feel like you're a third wheel or anything i thought i can
06:15save you no i'm good i can save myself oh good yeah how's your night been i've been all right yeah
06:25shame on you jacks that small talk was so tiny it needed a microscope
06:30last week andrew and dammy ended up sleeping outside together and had to endure it all
06:42in full color while everyone else got to sleep in calm serene black and white
06:57and after a night of spooning andrew dammy was more determined than ever to get back into india's
07:06affections and ideally into her bed as this unseen clip of him making her a breakfast smoothie shows
07:13what are you making i'm going to freestyle a smoothie you're making something yeah yeah yeah she's
07:20probably not going to like it but i'm gonna try my best you've got grapes in it no i'm just mix i'm
07:26just freestyling gotta start small you know and work my way back up yeah you're gonna because i am in
07:31trouble i don't know i don't i'm just looking for every fruit in there does this look good
07:36bring this together
07:41i wouldn't need that yeah but it's going to be blended anyway yeah if you're gonna blend it
07:44it'll be fine
07:46put some sugar in there as well i've never seen anyone put sugar in a tube so it's moving
07:51what i'm experimenting this is what i do i like this do you want it what's this do you think this is
07:56cinnamon why are you putting my hand taste it lick it lick it lick it let's lick it together
08:03do you think i should put this in here do you really think i should put this in here yeah
08:17india it's time for your sugar cinnamon and slightly squidgy kiwi smoothie what a love potion
08:25this is nutritional it's the best i've ever done what is it just taste this see if you can guess
08:30what's in it i'm scared why are you scared because that looks like a vomit doesn't it
08:35very nutritional get you starting your day i'm scared don't be scared just try it
08:42wait what is it
08:52it's a little known fact that kiwi fruit and cinnamon is an aphrodisiac with the emphasis
08:58on the yak
09:05now if you're having relationship problems and your love life is in a mess who is the obvious person
09:10to ask what to do it's second sue they're boys at the end of the day but they're gonna do that i mean
09:16they're boys i don't need a boy you want a man i want a man page just give it call it off keep yourself
09:23busy you're doing great you look great you're happy there's there's how many men are there in
09:28the world like eight billion trillion then yeah like you could go fishing and one might be raw and
09:32dodgy but there's a lot more fish there you might catch a shark or you might catch something
09:39really beautiful one yeah not a shark i feel like actually a shark could be quite a shot i feel like
09:44i just caught a field
09:50paige ek and sue doesn't know the first thing about fish she's hooked up with a stallion
09:55earlier this week danika and josh were on rocky ground as well here's an unseen bit of what gives
10:06her the ek look i don't know how i feel 100 and i don't really know how to word it but all i know is
10:11that i know that there is a part of me that is a bit like he's got the the looks yeah the personality
10:17the energy i've said i need matching but then also there are little things that do give me the
10:21yeah and like like for me we're just plain shorts why are you wearing fancy like arm trees and
10:26shit it really gives me the ick no i'm not being a knob but that was that's your preference it was
10:33a bit like like sort it out and like don't get me wrong he can pull it all off yeah it suits him
10:38like respectfully he pulls it all off but even like when he wore those dungarees i i'm not about
10:43to walk around with my man wearing dungarees in a bucket hat no i'm sorry i'm not god forbid
10:50again different because he can pull it off yeah but like it was cute at the time but then now i
10:57think of it like i've worked like the nose boob why are you nose booping me that's so immature yeah
11:02why are you giving me nose boobs yeah that ain't even cute because you're actually like it's actually
11:07quite silly yeah no yeah i think like and it's not personal anymore because he actually knows
11:11views everyone oh josh i'd run in there and nose boop you myself but current covert protocols forbid
11:17me to come within one and a half villa's distance from you
11:25if you've ever been doing your maths homework and thought what's the point i'm never going
11:29to use this in later life just remember one day you might end up needing it to kill time on love
11:35island we start playing this counting game and it's like you have to close your eyes and we all
11:49have to say a number but if two people go at once you have to restart one two three four five six seven
11:57eight no ten and we got to 10 and we're buzzing 12 13 15 and we're like okay we're getting good at
12:07this now we're getting good
12:18we're like we're not gonna get 100 though yeah we're not gonna do that
12:21we're getting good at this now and then we went for 50. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 35. 40. 41.
12:3645. 45. 46. 45. 48. 49. 15.
12:57and then we thought one step further where we are all sat on the couch holding hands and see if we
13:03can get to 100. all right any words of wisdom danny yeah we got this so that was for 100. let's get
13:10this all right come on 100 let's do it one this must be the perfect time to ask the age-old question
13:19so i know the number two comes after number one so it can't be that can it find out after the break
13:33welcome back to love island unseen bits we're like the after party to the main show's big event
13:54we have the superstar djs known for sucking i mean dropping serious bangers
13:58totally turning things on their head oh oh no right that was all the way and driving the crowd crazy
14:13there's no need to live if i can't be with you
14:17what i did was wrong i'm sorry didn't know how much i really miss you
14:26it's lucky they look so good because they sound terrible
14:35for the break we left you with the boys using mass as a form of meditation let's do it one
14:43two true four go ahead what the are you doing go away get out
14:51go away go away what are you doing out that's broke us right up
14:57jen go away nah you're breaking the energy no i'm i'm lit i just want to observe
15:01i want to observe one two three four five six
15:09did you all set yeah yeah you did
15:11that's jemma man we want to roll
15:20time to introduce the islanders to their new turkish language teacher
15:23meet feckin sue what's you in turkish that's so long so think of i'm sick sick sick sick tears
15:33get get like you get sick to get sick sick ticket
15:42my parents are watching this sick ticket that is so good i'm going to say that to luca do it
15:47you want to try a bit sick said gets she's taking me teaching me turkish what's it mean
15:53fuck you go on tell me some swear words okay so sick to get it means fuck you yeah in turkish say it
16:01sick zigger no you need to like do it like basically i feel so sick as in i feel sick
16:08that's the first word sick sick tir tish no just tia tia yeah get sick to get yeah sick to get sick
16:16sick ticket if you think learning to say rude words in a foreign language is childish then
16:26check out this infantile unseen clip right where am i standing what are you paying what's the time
16:33mr wolf oh what's the what what's the time mr wall it was actually pretty fun man like mr wolf red
16:42like green light same thing but yeah behind the line yeah so jemma was the wolf wait jemma can you
16:51take your glasses off so we know who you're looking at no i'll just shout whoever it is right i'm gonna
17:00start all right go as my backs turned they sort of try and catch up to me
17:05but as soon as i turn around and look at them all they have to like freeze
17:14well she was the very fast wolf like literally she turns around turns back you don't even get
17:19to move a proper inch yet luca a lot of people got caught out so they didn't even make it like luca
17:28luca you're out luca you're out oh we're getting in that fucking ball indio i fucking heard that
17:40you're getting in way too many things you're getting in way too many things
17:50paige paige get in girl
17:56andrew
17:59dami just like ran past and just went flying past like the daybird i don't know what he was
18:07doing no that's oh man you said i have to get close to the girl i finished it man sorry darling
18:14yeah normally she'd just like get a tap on the shoulder wow i won but then i was going to be the
18:21wolf and then everyone just started jumping in the pool like i wanted to be the wolf because i was
18:24going to catch every single body out playtime's over dammy everyone back to class
18:45earlier this week there was more drama between ekensu and davide than an italian opera
18:51but you are a very good player i can soon oh my god honestly i can so i'm tired to deal with you
18:57i fucking hell he's doing a show look
19:02fake like the louis vuitton from china
19:05and exclusively for unseen bits viewers i can now reveal what caused this italian stallion to bolt
19:13davide said he sat on the yellow beanbag yesterday morning and that's why it happened
19:20no one escapes the curse of the yellow beanbag
19:27oh i'm not selling the yellow one i'm scared of that yellow beanbag i'm awfully sorry
19:32the yellow beanbag causes drama anyone who sits on it you get drama
19:37are you actually going to take that risk breaking the course wait what's the cost what is the cost drama
19:42is that yellow beanbag i sat on that today and i just fucked everything up literally i said i
19:52fucked the course it won't happen to me you're right i was wrong i'm not sitting on the yellow beanbag
19:58i'll tell you how you know it continues lost she's got the yellow beanbag and when you were sat on
20:06that that is the hot seat honestly if you're in this villa you know the yellow beanbag is no good
20:11get the fuck out of the way with your bad vibes over there i'm no bad vibes that bloody yellow beanbag i
20:20hate it it's like black magic you work your food on me like black magic the things you do to me
20:29are you gonna sell the yellow one yeah i don't give a shit anymore about nothing david no one sits on
20:37the yellow beanbag and gets away with it you work your food on me like black magic i don't give a
20:43fuck up fucking hell fucking actress fake like the louise vuitton from china i did try to warn you david
20:52a fucking yellow beanbag i've kind of given up now the yellow beanbag it's pissed me right off now
21:02i just want to rip it up yeah
21:08yeah i was doing lunches with it today something might happen
21:12if i can squat with all this drama on my neck i can do anything
21:22so i spy with my little i something beginning with
21:43b bedroom okay i'll give you guys a hint it's very close to both of you
21:48like very close bench huh no but they never got to the end people up and down the country have
21:57been left dumbfounded outraged and desperate to know find out after the break
22:18thes
22:20welcome back to the love island unseen bits
22:25this is a show where there's no such thing as too much
22:29and i can't get enough of this lot having the time of their lives
22:34bursting moves
22:35and going for liftoff
22:43you ready
22:43come on
22:45come on
22:45come on
22:46I've got you
22:50I've got you
22:51okay ready
22:51let's go
22:53however there's always one who will come in and ruin the party
23:03what the fuck is that thing
23:04guys what is that
23:06guys what is it
23:07it's just a beagle
23:08oh get it away
23:09get it away
23:10get it away
23:11I thought it was like a king bee or something
23:14I'm going to see you later
23:17I'm finished man
23:20I'm out
23:22it's chasing me
23:24no it was literally chasing me
23:27nobody puts these unseen bits in the corner
23:30earlier this week on Love Island
23:33and a game of iSpy left the nation baffled as they were left hanging and waiting for the answer
23:38bench
23:39don't
23:40no
23:40huh
23:41no
23:42so what B was Andrew referring to
23:45here's
23:46what I've been there
23:48um
23:50nah
23:51can't it again
23:53get in then hold hands and shut eyes
23:55you just picked it up
23:56there's a bottle
23:56there's a bottle
23:57oh
23:58I spy's a bit tough for you guys
24:01why don't you go back to counting to ten
24:03it's hard work lying around in that villa sunbathing
24:13the poor things must be exhausted
24:15so in their infinite wisdom the producers sent them for a day out
24:20boys it's time for some R&R
24:22but you do know what R&R is lads don't ya
24:28roller coasters and rides
24:31roller coasters and rides
24:33we're going to a theme park boys
24:35not quite
24:37the boys went to the spa and here are some bits you didn't get to see
24:44do you think they're jealous of you
24:46of course they're jealous they've had everything in this villa
24:48mate they went on a three day bender to Casa Remorke
24:51then come back with three blokes
24:53it's about time the boys actually got something good
24:55we'll appreciate why we got it boys
24:57because we're going back in a bit so
24:58take it all in
25:00a little bit of zen moment R&R
25:01we all get our legs up come on boys
25:03a bit of uh
25:05you know let it out let some feelings out
25:08let it out
25:10let it out
25:11we're working so
25:12let it go
25:18and in
25:20and out
25:23and in
25:26and out
25:42all the boys needed was a bit of R&R for cam to be restored
25:47boys time
25:48boys time
25:49boys time
25:50boys time
25:51boys time
25:51boys time
25:52boys time
25:53boys time
25:53boys time
25:54boys time
25:54boys time
25:55boys time
25:55it turns out you can't take the boys out of the villa
25:58but you can't put the zen in the men
26:01with a tense week of drama unfolding
26:13the boys needed to discuss some of the more important issues
26:16such as trying to think of a new name for Luca
26:19you could be a J
26:21well no no you couldn't be a J
26:24you could be a you could be a Steven
26:26no
26:27no you have to look at his face like
26:29on personality as well I'd probably go I'd probably go like Jonathan
26:33no
26:34I could be Zach
26:36you're an Adam or something
26:38Adam
26:39Adam
26:40I've heard that name before
26:46a lot of things have changed since Adam was here before
26:52we have a new villa
26:54Adam is four years older
26:57and he's gone and got himself a funny little Mickey Mouse tattoo on his leg
27:02how cute
27:04and the girls were excited by the new OG Islander
27:09surprise surprise
27:10I know you
27:11wait we know you
27:12wait
27:13wait
27:14it's not Adam from season whatever
27:16pfft
27:17yeah whatever
27:18hi
27:19you guys okay
27:20we've all just talked
27:21no
27:22it's not
27:23it's not
27:24is that like the best lookalike you've ever seen
27:26wait
27:27it was probably his new Mickey Mouse tattoo that confused him
27:30here's some unseen bits of the girls figuring out if it really was the real Adam
27:35or a real life fake Adam
27:37talk me for your tattoos
27:39my tattoos
27:40I love tattoos
27:41do you know what some of them mean something and some of them don't and there's one on
27:44my leg which I can't pull my jeans up but you'll see it tomorrow and that one was just a stupid
27:49party board phase where I was just like I'm just gonna get this one
27:51what is it?
27:52just a Mickey Mouse that's like I swear
27:54a Mickey Mouse
27:55yeah
27:56don't want to talk too much about what you've done beforehand because I feel like this is different
27:59yeah clean slate
28:00clean slate
28:012.0
28:02exactly yeah look at one in like a million chance you know that do you know how lucky you are
28:05oh I know trust us
28:07all I've literally been saying here was like you only get one chance on here you get one opportunity and then here comes
28:13I've killed all of you little one liners
28:15I know you literally have you've just absolutely booted that and just gone well not me
28:20yeah I'm special bitch I'm good with a little bit
28:23oh shit sorry
28:24it's a trick my party trick
28:26party trick
28:27put your finger in here
28:28that sound is so bad
28:30if you had to make a tinder vial what would it be do you reckon?
28:32what would be mine nothing else needed dot dot dot dot something like that
28:41if anyone ever realises that I'm in love with them it'll be because like you know at Nando's where you get them like hummus starters
28:47if I ever share one of them with someone that'll be it
28:50that'll be when I know
28:51basically marriage
28:52oh honestly like marriage is nothing
28:54we'll not share food at all
28:55there's not sharing
28:56I'll share everything else in life
28:57just not hummus
28:58just not hummus
28:59I feel really passionate about hummus
29:01do you know what's even better?
29:02what?
29:03is I don't really like hummus you can have all the hummus in the world
29:05see this is why we're made for each other
29:07we've got a little terrace
29:09it's giving Italy vibes anyway I feel like lemon trees and all
29:14yeah they look real don't they?
29:17I don't know if they're real or not
29:19I don't think they're real
29:20and she doesn't think you're real either Mr. Adam lookalikey
29:24quick run
29:26get back to the lookalikey agency before the girls call security
29:31after their relaxing day at the spa some of the boys were having so much fun they refused to return their bath robes
29:42we'll lose our deposit you know
29:44we're going to be like
29:46to the left
29:49to the right
29:51to the middle
29:53and then I'll go like this
29:55and then you bring your arm
29:57I'll be like
29:58whoop
29:59whoop
30:00are you ready?
30:01see how high I can kick
30:02go on then
30:04no I'm not in a bikini
30:05kick this
30:06kick this
30:07pajamas also on
30:08we get cushion
30:11drop
30:12I need to boot it out of my hand
30:15no you can do that you can jump kick that
30:18jump kick go
30:19out of the way
30:20just hope you don't drop yourself in the process of kicking it
30:22don't stack
30:24don't
30:25you're going to move it hard
30:26no you won't
30:27no no no no no
30:28fucking hell
30:29okay
30:30I mean it was okay
30:31I won't lie
30:32it wasn't
30:33it wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be
30:34can you do better?
30:35therefore
30:36come on then
30:37come on then dummy
30:38let's go
30:39karate kid
30:40go go go go go
30:41don't say I didn't warn you guys you know
30:43alright baby
30:44what's your police hamstring?
30:46circle
30:47hey don't be rude
30:48no no no no
30:53that's how you do it baby
30:57dummy
30:58microbiologist by day
30:59ninja by night
31:07watching the main show you might think that the terrace is the exclusive hangout of the girls
31:11however
31:12unseen bits can reveal that it is also the secret headquarters for this crack team of love island superheroes
31:18this is fucking beautiful
31:20what a good night
31:21any time we need to plan something
31:23talk about something
31:24this is the spot
31:25we say
31:26fantastic fart
31:27and we know
31:28fantastic fart
31:29someone
31:30oh no no no
31:31that's the same
31:32sorry please
31:33we need to keep this quiet
31:34yeah yeah yeah
31:35we can't let anyone else know
31:36fantastic fart
31:37I said it
31:38fantastic fart
31:40fantastic four together you are invincible
31:43then should we get names aswell
31:48no
31:50black tornado
31:51mr whoopee
31:52mr whoopee
31:53no no no no
31:54d'you like mr whoopee
31:56yeah
31:57mr whoopee ice cream
31:58yeah they're buying mine
31:59do you like it?
32:00and then
32:01what do we call again?
32:02spongebob
32:03Spongebob. Spongebob.
32:05Spongebob.
32:07Spongebob.
32:09Fucking Spongebob.
32:13I'm trying to think of his situation.
32:15What's that fucking hedgehog?
32:17Sonic. Sonic.
32:19And he runs off when he gets annoyed.
32:21He does and he runs off.
32:23I don't run off when he gets annoyed.
32:25Sonic. Mr. Whippy.
32:27Mr. Whippy. Spongebob. Black Tornado.
32:29Together you are invincible.
32:31Fantastic Four. One, two, three.
32:33Fantastic Four.
32:57Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Pits.
32:59Your weekly round up of unhaired gems of your islanders getting down.
33:05I'm taking on for an answer.
33:09Cooling down.
33:11I'm leaving you, everything's right.
33:15I'm being upside down.
33:17Who can do a headstand the longest?
33:19Let's see, let's see, let's see.
33:21Go on then.
33:23Come on, Luca.
33:25Is she up there or not?
33:27Yeah.
33:29Wait.
33:31It's the most quiet she's been in ages.
33:33Can she do this more often?
33:35Can I touch her? Am I in it?
33:37Yeah.
33:39Luca!
33:41Yay!
33:43How's that flair?
33:47Love Island is all about relationship firsts.
33:51First date, first kiss, first farts.
33:55Listen to this.
33:59Yeah, that's what happens.
34:03It was...
34:05It was...
34:07It wouldn't stop.
34:08What the hell is that?
34:09Like, how can your body even make such a sound?
34:12Like yours at all, baby.
34:14Welcome to the club.
34:15Woo!
34:16So, how do you feel?
34:17It...
34:18How did you let it go on for so long?
34:19It just does that.
34:20Unless, like, I do a vibrate one, bro.
34:22I was taking it easy.
34:23What the fuck?
34:24I know.
34:25Dummy.
34:26It doesn't smell.
34:28There's nothing smelling here.
34:30Be relaxed, man.
34:31Then why...
34:32No, stop. Stop it now.
34:33Because you're waving it around.
34:34Dummy!
34:35It was just sound.
34:36And it didn't smell.
34:37I was waiting to, like, get knocked out from the smell of the fart.
34:41But it didn't smell of anything.
34:43This is my life.
34:46People are used to it, though, so just get used to it.
34:48Yeah, as long as it didn't stink.
34:49I mean, sometimes it does.
34:50I'm going to be real about that.
34:51On this occasion, I'm happy it didn't stink.
34:52I feel like you're just opening up a new layer to me.
34:53Should I not?
34:54You should.
34:55That's my first time hearing you do a long fart in five weeks.
34:57Yeah, I've never actually heard before.
34:58You've never farted around me.
34:59I feel like he's been holding it in and not farting around me.
35:00And now he's finally let it go.
35:01It might just keep coming, but, oh, God.
35:02Fuck it.
35:03Cat's out the bag.
35:04Meow.
35:05I'm surprised I didn't get the ick, to be fair, so I just...
35:07I don't know.
35:08I don't know.
35:09I don't know.
35:10I don't know.
35:11Brave move, farting in front of India.
35:23It was three years before I farted in front of the Whitmore.
35:26I had a belly like a hot air balloon.
35:35Now, what do Luca and Gemma need for their perfect romantic date?
35:39A walk through spiky bushes.
35:42Giant oversized cactuses.
35:45And a fleeting visit from the SAS.
35:48And from SAS.
35:50You're under a very heavy surveillance there.
35:54Here's the bits you haven't seen.
35:56It's a romantic setting, Luca.
35:58Really?
35:59I am a bit gutted.
36:00Why?
36:01Because, like, I would have done this on Brighton Beach, probably.
36:03You're not.
36:07You're going to ask me something really romantic?
36:08I'm going to struggle.
36:09You know what?
36:10I'm going to struggle when we get out here to beat dates like this, though.
36:13Well, you'd better get thinking.
36:15You'd better get planning now.
36:16This is not good enough.
36:18No.
36:19For you yourself, you'd better get planning.
36:21Yeah.
36:22Well, I've got enough time to think about it, I think.
36:23OK.
36:24Yeah, take notes.
36:25Ten years later.
36:26Ten.
36:28It would be nice to go somewhere with just us two, obviously.
36:32Yeah.
36:33And then I want to start taking you on the exciting holidays as well.
36:36What?
36:37I want to do skiing.
36:38OK.
36:39Skiing.
36:40We can do...
36:41Did you say it's not a holiday?
36:42No, it's a trip.
36:45Skiing, there's a trip.
36:46Listen, a trip is going to Margate, not going skiing in France.
36:50A holiday is like sunbathing.
36:52New York would be a trip.
36:54OK.
36:55An amazing trip.
36:57But it's still a trip.
37:02It's nice to hear you actually open up when you're not around everyone.
37:05Oh, God.
37:06Or in the bed.
37:07I've been opening up so much lately.
37:09No, you're not.
37:10Can you say that I'm not?
37:11You're not?
37:12You're not.
37:13I really am.
37:14Luca, I've been so nice to you today.
37:16So now I'm going to be like a cow for the next few days.
37:19OK.
37:20What, just to, like, recover?
37:21Yeah.
37:22Just to, like, calm me down a little bit.
37:25And then I might get a little bit more in a week's time.
37:31Oh, how romantic.
37:37Luca.
37:45Now, I'm not sure how twins happen.
37:47I'm not a biologist.
37:48But Dami is, so I'll let him explain.
37:51You want my babies?
37:52I give you, like, twins right now.
37:54You can't have any choice.
37:55You want twins?
37:56I actually do, you know.
37:57It's not up to you if you want twins.
37:58I do.
37:59I just talk to my peers and say, look, I want a girl.
38:00I don't want...
38:01I don't know.
38:02I don't mind having twins.
38:03First.
38:04Not first.
38:05I want a girl first.
38:06Yeah, but that's not up to you.
38:07I'm telling you.
38:08But I want a boy.
38:09You want a boy first?
38:10I genuinely don't mind.
38:11You can have a girl.
38:12As long as she looks just like me.
38:13What would be the name?
38:14India.
38:15Mmm.
38:16No.
38:17I want to name my daughter India.
38:18Yeah, okay.
38:19Then the next daughter, yeah.
38:20But the first one is not going to be called India, girl.
38:22India and Aisha.
38:23Aisha.
38:24Yep.
38:25One of the boys is going to be called Ezekiel.
38:26No, no, no, no, no.
38:27Ezekiel is being used.
38:28Ezekiel is being used.
38:29No, no, no.
38:30Zeke's nice.
38:31Even though it's short for Ezekiel.
38:32Yeah, Zeke's is calm.
38:33Not Zeke's.
38:34Zeke.
38:35Yeah, Zeke is calm, though.
38:36Zeke.
38:37Ooh, that's good.
38:38You know what that sounds like.
38:39My son Zeke.
38:40Ooh!
38:41Ooh!
38:42Oh, God.
38:43It sounded like going to be a basketball player.
38:45Oh, my God.
38:46What else?
38:47I like the name Three.
38:48Three, mine.
38:49You want to start calling children numbers?
38:50Three is a nice name.
38:51So then call them...
38:52We call the first one one, second one two, and the third one Tree, because...
38:55No, it's the way you're even saying it.
38:57I swear, if you said...
38:58Tree.
38:59It's not Tree.
39:00It's Three.
39:01Tree.
39:02Not Tree.
39:03If we had a surname, you'll turn around saying Tree, and I never even said that.
39:06Three.
39:07Tree.
39:08You have to say it properly.
39:09Tree.
39:10Because I would not name my son Tree.
39:11The number Tree.
39:12The number Tree.
39:13I wouldn't name my son Tree.
39:14It's Three.
39:15Yeah, but even Tree.
39:16That kid get bullied.
39:17No, he wouldn't.
39:18You better be able to fight Tree.
39:19No, he wouldn't.
39:20Because he's going to have so much personality, he's going to be so individual.
39:23No, if his name is Tree, he's going to have a lot.
39:24You're probably like, wow, your name is Three.
39:25He'll probably even have three personalities to be honest with you.
39:30That's so funny.
39:33Oh my God.
39:35So we can't call our son Three?
39:37No.
39:38Three times one.
39:39What is it?
39:40Five, two, three.
39:41That's a magic number.
39:43I don't want sun cream on them.
39:44Far be it for us to blow our own trumpet, but last week, yet another clip from Unseen Bits
39:58went viral.
39:59You can imagine I'm Luca right now.
40:00Okay.
40:01Imagine my blonde hair.
40:02I'll close my eyes.
40:03I'll close my eyes.
40:04Okay.
40:05Gem, you all right, babe?
40:06Do you want me to...
40:07Do you want a drink, babe?
40:09Babe?
40:10Gemma?
40:11I'm obsessed with you.
40:12Gemma?
40:13It's spread around the world like foot and mouth.
40:14Do you want me to suck your toe?
40:15Or foot and mouth.
40:17Here's what you tweeted about it.
40:20Ekansu's impression of Luca is so funny.
40:23Crying emoji.
40:24Crying emoji.
40:25Crying emoji.
40:26Ekansu's impression of Luca is hilarious.
40:31I love Ekansu's impression of the male islanders.
40:35Crying emoji.
40:36Crying emoji.
40:37Crying emoji.
40:38Crying emoji.
40:40We have decided to give you more of what you love.
40:46So, here's more of this week's...
40:52Major Bonanza!
40:55Drum roll.
40:57This week, I asked them to do an impression of a fellow islander.
41:03Erm, okay.
41:04Okay.
41:05Okay.
41:06Oh, my Lord.
41:07They're so ready.
41:08Erm.
41:09I need to think about this wisely.
41:11Who's got a good accent?
41:12I want to work in school.
41:14I'm starting to think what she does.
41:17Billy.
41:18Hi, I'm Billy.
41:19No, I can't do Billy.
41:21This is Billy.
41:22Look at that.
41:23Look at that.
41:24There's another thing.
41:25Hang on.
41:26There's another thing.
41:27You all right, love?
41:28I'm Billy.
41:29Er, dog and bone.
41:31Paige has this thing when she's looking for her water bottle and she literally just says
41:35the water bottle.
41:36Hey, honey buns.
41:37Oh, my God.
41:38Energy up.
41:39Oh.
41:40Can I stay with you?
41:41Please?
41:42That's Danika.
41:43Who's not doing this?
41:44Who's not doing this?
41:45Luca.
41:46Luca, stop it.
41:48Luca.
41:49Luca, can somebody help me do this?
41:52I don't know how to work the oven.
41:56Luca.
41:57Who's not doing this?
42:03Luca!
42:05Luca! Stop it! Luca!
42:07Luca, can somebody help me do this?
42:09I don't know how to work the oven.
42:12Luca!
42:13Book off!
42:14Book off, Luca!
42:16Book off!
42:18Luca!
42:20Dickhead!
42:22That's drama.
42:23I've got a little willy, stick it in my bum.
42:25This is Luca, a recoupling, so he's got to stand up.
42:27And he does his trousers, and he just stands there.
42:35It's just his face, he's like...
42:40He raises one eyebrow, and sort of is like...
42:43My impression of Danny is...
42:48Okay, let's do Davide.
43:00Liar! Liar!
43:02What do you want me to do, Mario?
43:04Akinsu, do you want to call Vanara?
43:06You're a liar!
43:08Akinsu, you are a liar, you are an actress, you deserve an Oscar, you are a snake that changes colour, you're getting bigger.
43:17Hi, I'm Akinsu. I'm an actress, bring me out of here. I'm out 10 out of 10, from Turkey.
43:25You sat on the yellow bean bag, you pissed me off, you wanted drama, you want a show, here is your Oscar.
43:31Whenever a fit boy with a membership in the gym for over six months enters the villa, I need to flirt with him.
43:38Now, get out of my eyesight, you liar, because this is Ekinsu!
43:44Davide is still my favourite though, I need to admit, because I like Italian boys.
43:49Thanks for watching, bye!
43:56Tune in next week for another edition of...
44:00Beach of Banana!
44:03And before we meet again, in thunder, lightning or in blistering hot sun, I'll leave you all with one final unseen bit.
44:12Please remove all negative energy from this yellow bean bag.
44:15Any drama, any bad vibes, please make sure this yellow bean bag just brings us joy in good news and positivity.
44:22Taking back all negative vibes, negative energy from this yellow bean bag, flying it into the sky.
44:28Amen.
44:31So we sit on it now?
44:34One, two, three.
44:36Well, ladies, all three of you have sat on that bean bag now.
44:41We'll find out in next week's Unseen Bits if you've lifted the curse of the yellow bean bag.
44:48Well, I think it's time to get off.
44:50Yeah.
44:50See you next week.
44:51It's like black, black magic.
44:54You work your voodoo on me.
44:59Wow.
44:59Wow.
45:00Wow.
45:00Wow.
45:00Wow.
45:06Wow.
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