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00:23We've had eight weeks of grafting.
00:25Racking on. It's cringy how bad it is.
00:31Sounding off and getting it off.
00:35Go.
00:39You bleed!
00:44And we're living up to the occasion with an hour of unseen action.
00:48No, I ain't having this.
00:51So let the countdown to the final begin.
00:56It's a celebration.
00:58So find a babysitter.
01:01Get on your glad rags and expect the unexpected.
01:07For the last time this series, this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12The yellow bean bag. I'm burning that on the fire.
01:14No, you shouldn't have done that.
01:15No, you shouldn't have done that.
01:17Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. The main villa's cheeky love child. What do you mean you have no idea? We look alike and sound exactly the same.
01:34Anyway, while we await the results of the paternity test, let's make the most of our very last show of Unseen Bits 2022 by going out with a banger.
01:51So put your phones away.
01:52No, I can't believe it also, but this is a joke.
01:57And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras watching your every move.
01:58Oh my God.
01:59Oh my God.
02:00Oh my God.
02:01No, I can't believe it also, but this is a joke.
02:02And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras watching your every move.
02:06Oh my God.
02:07I feel like we should all do it now. Every single body. Every single body has to do it.
02:10Guys, I can't believe it.
02:11Awesome.
02:12I can't believe it also, but this is a joke.
02:14And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras watching your every move.
02:32I feel like we should all do it now.
02:34Every single body, every single body has to do it.
02:36Guys, guys, you have to let yourself go, be free.
02:40Don't overthink it and just put passion into it.
02:44Let's go, let's do it for the Highlands!
02:47So, three, two, one.
02:49Hey!
02:51Yes! Yes!
02:57Over the past few months, the Islanders have been busting moves.
03:04Grooving...
03:06Yes! Yes, Groove!
03:08Yes!
03:09Hands.
03:10And letting it all hang out.
03:16So hang out with us for one last hour of Unseen Bits 2022.
03:25I've got an exclusive for you.
03:27Here you can see the actual appointment book for the salon.
03:31Not that salon, the real one, where the girls get glamorous.
03:35You know when you curl this side of the head,
03:37do you do it the other way around?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Like, yeah.
03:40So hard, isn't it, the other way around?
03:41I swear to God, if my hair doesn't stay straight,
03:44there's going to be a riot.
03:46You sound like...
03:47What is that...?
03:48Gollum.
03:49That's it, Gollum.
03:50Or Dobby.
03:51Yes, master.
03:52I used to have, like, the weirdest crush on Dobby when I was three.
03:54On who?
03:55Not three.
03:56Like, five.
03:57Dobby.
03:58Who's Dobby?
03:59Dobby from Harry Potter.
04:00Ew.
04:01I was just young.
04:02Like, literally, I used to really, really love Dobby.
04:04I love Dobby.
04:05Dobby's cute.
04:06Because he was nice, you know.
04:07Everyone thought he'd be horrible, but he wasn't.
04:08India, you're very cute and funny.
04:10Dobby's...
04:11Sorry, master.
04:12Yes, master.
04:13Dobby be a good master.
04:15I'll be a good Dobby.
04:16Yes, master.
04:17I'll be a good Dobby.
04:18I'll be a good Dobby.
04:19Yes, master.
04:20Yes, master.
04:21Yes, master.
04:23I'll be a good Dobby.
04:24I can talk like a baby though.
04:26I can talk like a baby.
04:27It's very scary how I can talk sometimes but it's just me.
04:31It's just me being me.
04:35No, no, no.
04:36I can be scary.
04:37It sounds like something out of like a horse.
04:40No, I don't like that.
04:41I don't want that.
04:42Noooo.
04:44I can't.
04:45Lacey, the girls have lost it.
04:47No!
04:48No!
04:49Oh, my God.
04:52Oh, my God!
04:55Someone pray for her.
04:57She still looks sexy doing it, though.
04:59That's the thing.
05:00You know the boys will actually be able to hear us.
05:03Don't say it's me.
05:05I could say, I reckon, that a doll from the baby challenge
05:07got accidentally left in the villa by the props team.
05:10But I won't.
05:14Can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?
05:26Soft rock and soft focus,
05:29it can only mean one thing.
05:31It's time for a recoupling.
05:33The boy I like to couple up with is...
05:36Andrew.
05:37Danny.
05:39Luca.
05:40Adam.
05:42Deji.
05:43Jamie.
05:44David.
05:45Reese.
05:46This was the last recoupling before the final,
05:49setting the couples up for their future lives outside the villa
05:53in domestic bliss and harmony.
05:55Wow, it's actually come off.
05:56Look.
05:57I can see brown.
05:58It's going to come off just ways.
05:59The toast is burning.
06:00Yes, ma'am.
06:01Here it is.
06:02Let's see, then.
06:03Yeah, that's done.
06:04You sure?
06:05Yeah.
06:06On one side it is, one side it's not.
06:07That's done.
06:08That's done.
06:09Yeah, it's burnt.
06:10Yeah, it's burnt.
06:11Yeah, it's burnt.
06:12Yeah, it's burnt.
06:13Yeah, it's burnt.
06:14Yeah, it's burnt.
06:15It's burnt.
06:16Could you say that is burnt?
06:17No.
06:18That's perfect.
06:19Toasted.
06:20Oh, it's a bit overdone that for me.
06:21This hell is better with you.
06:23As long as I can sleep on that side.
06:24Why are you going to sleep on that side?
06:25This is my side.
06:26Because I said I sleep on the right side.
06:27This is the left.
06:28No, it's a right.
06:29No, it's a right.
06:30No, it's the right.
06:31Darling, when you're, like, here, laying down.
06:32It's the right.
06:34This is the left.
06:35Well, the lefting I sleep in...
06:36..I sleep on the left.
06:37Huh?
06:38I sleep on the left.
06:40I sleep on the left.
06:42I sleep on the left.
06:43I sleep on the left.
06:55I slip on the left.
06:59We need to change in the bin.
07:00Yeah. Sorry, I am here trying to find love.
07:04Why do you want me breaking my back doing chores in the villa?
07:07So why should I be doing chores? But you don't.
07:09You clean up after yourself and that is it.
07:11I clean up after everyone sometimes.
07:13No, but sorry.
07:14I try to keep people in line. This is our house.
07:16Come on, guys. No arguing.
07:17No. He's not even arguing, but he's just actually trying it right now.
07:22First married couple argument.
07:24This hell is better with you.
07:27What a shock.
07:30This hell is better with you.
07:32This hell is better with you.
07:35What are you doing?
07:36Meditating not to lose my mind with you.
07:45Namaste, Natalia.
07:51India came into the villa looking for her perfect man,
07:53and she found them in the form of Dami, right?
07:56Have any of your boys, like, done stuff that would usually give you the ick by now?
07:59Yeah. Dami's done so much.
08:01You know that Danica dance?
08:03When he does that thing?
08:04It really grinds my gears.
08:05Oh, my God. I find that hilarious when he does it.
08:07And he farts.
08:09You farted on him, though.
08:10Yeah, no, to be fair.
08:11What's Luca done?
08:12No, Luca's not done anything, but, like, sometimes he'll brush his teeth at night
08:17and still leave toothpaste around his mouth.
08:19Aww.
08:20Andrew has, like, toothpaste.
08:21Aww.
08:22That's actually quite cute in the weirdest way.
08:24Aww.
08:25Why does he not know?
08:26Or he'll...
08:27Or he'll, like, wake up from a nap and the back of his head's like this.
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31Sorry, it's the toothpaste for me.
08:35I know mine.
08:36When Andrew goes in the pool and his hair gets wet and it's just flat.
08:40It's just, like, a flat mop that's just, like, flattened on his head.
08:43And obviously skinny jeans.
08:44But to be fair, I have to wear Andrew or skinny jeans last night.
08:46That bucket hat should be an ick touch.
08:48Yeah, the... No, the bucket hat.
08:49Dami's outfits haven't cringed me out yet.
08:51I'm trying to think.
08:52The bucket hat, yeah.
08:53I'll go in the pool.
08:54Come on now.
08:55Is that sweat on your back or is it pool?
08:57Both.
08:58Both.
08:59What gives me the ick is a sweaty pull-back.
09:11We may be nearing the end,
09:13but this week there has been no end to the drama.
09:16Thailand pizza's the best pizza.
09:17Yeah, which one?
09:18The... Not the ones with the pineapple.
09:20Aww, it's a shame.
09:22Me and Davide like the pineapple ones.
09:23No, I don't.
09:25You said you did.
09:26Apple pizza, are you joking me?
09:28No, no pineapple bag.
09:29The horror!
09:31Pineapple on a pizza!
09:34Have you got an issue with me?
09:35No, I haven't got an issue with you.
09:36Are you sure?
09:37Maybe you have an issue with yourself.
09:38I bet he wishes he just had pineapple pizza now.
09:41Nothing can beat pizza.
09:43What about pancakes?
09:45The battle of the pancakes!
09:47Tomorrow morning, be there.
09:50But if you want a taste of real drama,
09:53then it's frying pans at dawn as these unseen bets show.
09:57It's going to be a fair fight.
09:59No contact.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Rock, paper, scissors time.
10:04Rock, paper, scissors.
10:05I can cook with any pan, darling.
10:06The size of these eggs are not appropriate.
10:08Is that someone complaining?
10:09No!
10:10Oh, it's in.
10:11It's in the pan.
10:12Oh, she's went big.
10:13Of course.
10:14Is that enough?
10:15Yeah, for Davide.
10:16Let's go.
10:17Let's go.
10:18This is the first one.
10:19This is the first one.
10:20Let's go.
10:21Oh, it's in.
10:22It's in the pan.
10:23Oh, she's went big.
10:24Of course.
10:25Is that enough for?
10:26Yeah, for Davide.
10:27Oh, let's go.
10:28Calm, cool, collected.
10:31This is the first one.
10:33Oh, he asked for more of yours.
10:34Why am I actually sweating?
10:35Distention.
10:36Securities come in.
10:37Silence, please.
10:38Silence, please.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:48No.
10:49No.
10:50No.
10:51No.
10:52No.
10:53No.
10:54No.
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:59No.
11:00No.
11:01No.
11:02No.
11:03The remaining champion, Ekansu!
11:04To the winner, glory, admiration and Davide.
11:10But to the loser, more drama.
11:14The public have been voting for the most compatible couple.
11:18And as we said our goodbyes to Rhys, Lacey, Deji and Natalya, I suddenly remembered something
11:25that made perfect sense of all the dramatics.
11:28Dramatics. Now what was it? Why has Natalia had so much drama?
11:34Hmm. I think I'll have that memory for life of you sat on the yellow bean bag eating your
11:41yoghurt. Yoghurt? And let's keep looking. Aha! What's this?
11:48It's like, like magic. Oh no, no, no! No, you shouldn't have done that. You sat on the yellow bean bag.
11:56Hasn't she been watching Unseen Bits? Well, you've got drama now, so...
12:00It's like black, black magic. You work your foodoo on me.
12:05The yellow bean bag is a very proven fact that it does bring drama, and every time someone
12:10sits on it, it happens. So, like, obviously, if you want to go sit on it, I wish you well,
12:15but you basically bore it on yourself because the drama's happened, so...
12:20It's obviously a proven fact. And those facts have been verified by our team of boffins,
12:25at Love Island College, Cambridge.
12:32Before the break, I'll leave you with a clip of the girls in the dressing room.
12:35We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area.
12:38Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
12:40We're not too far from each other.
12:41But what happened next? See you after this.
12:45Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. Like the mighty lionesses in their cut final match, expect big surprises and incredible things you've never seen before.
12:52Good luck tomorrow, England. And remember, you just need to roll with it...
12:59as we roar with you.
13:00Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:02And join in the anthem with pride.
13:03Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:04Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:06And join in the anthem with pride.
13:07Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:08Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:09Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:10Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:11And join in the anthem with pride.
13:14You're coming.
13:21Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:24Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:25And join in the anthem with pride.
13:40Adam, Adam, come on, it's your beat.
13:51Come on!
13:53Yeah.
13:54Come on!
13:54Dab it there.
13:56Come on!
13:57Dab it there.
14:01Come on!
14:02Jamie!
14:03Come on!
14:04I'm in.
14:06Come on!
14:08Come on!
14:09No one.
14:14Before the break, I left you in the dressing room with the girls.
14:17We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area.
14:21Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
14:23But the question on everyone's lips is...
14:26What happened next?
14:28So, it makes loads of sense to either do, like, we could do...
14:33I'm sick of you.
14:36Why don't you always ball over?
14:39That was, like, slow-mo, like, you know, when you just know it's happened already and then you just can't even stop yourself.
14:51Our Islanders are a musical bunch, especially Dami.
14:54That man has music bursting out of every orifice.
14:57What did you eat an elephant?
15:12Mine is the mashed potato.
15:14And you said you're allowed to fart.
15:15Yeah, he says, yeah, if I have to do it, I can't.
15:18But she doesn't want me to, but I can do it.
15:21That's quite a big step.
15:23Isn't it?
15:24That is very big.
15:25No, I'm still shy.
15:26I can't do it, yeah.
15:27I can't do it, yeah.
15:29I can't do it.
15:59Yeah, that's what happens.
16:10Dami, go on.
16:11Oh, wow.
16:18Oh, no.
16:20Well, there you go.
16:22Now you've witnessed it.
16:23Here's a clip of Ekansu and Davide doing what Ekansu does best.
16:36Lying.
16:38In the sun.
16:39Can you ask me to spray, please?
16:41Hmm?
16:41Spray.
16:44Spray, babe.
16:44Please, I need to still give it to me.
16:55I did spray.
16:56It was cream.
17:00Cream.
17:01Solar protection.
17:03Solar protection.
17:04Protection.
17:12Gracie.
17:14I can have it.
17:16I can.
17:19Ekine.
17:21Don't piss me off.
17:22Shut up.
17:23I can have it.
17:45I can have it.
17:45I can have it.
17:45I can have it.
17:47Now that's what I call laying it on factor 50.
18:06Get a room, you two.
18:08Well, here we are at the set of the 2022 World Stay-Rout Championships.
18:19Live from our crucible of love, the villa.
18:23OK, ready?
18:24OK, focus.
18:25Get all your blinks out.
18:27I don't need to blink.
18:27I'm even giving you a head start.
18:29OK.
18:30Three, two, one, go.
18:34Watch closely as it'll all be over in the blink of an eye
18:38and that's not a turn of phrase, that's the actual rules.
18:43Morning.
18:44You losing, girl?
18:45Go on, I know you want to blink.
18:47Now you're going cross-eyed.
18:48You're going cross-eyed, man.
18:49You're fighting for your life.
18:52It's the air force.
18:52OK, let's go sides.
18:53I want to see if it's different.
18:55I'm going to break the bed now.
18:57OK, ready?
18:58Yeah.
19:01Three, two, one, go.
19:08Man, the fact that you're already going cross-eyed, like...
19:17My left eye.
19:18Ah, no, my left eye.
19:20Ah, ah, ah.
19:21What's wrong with your left eye?
19:22You blinked!
19:22I literally...
19:24You're blinking right now.
19:25I'm not, I'm not.
19:25It's not close.
19:26If I was blinking, then I wouldn't cry.
19:27You literally have three eyes.
19:29Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
19:31Wait, wait, just let go, just let go, just let go.
19:34Don't, your eyes are all through.
19:35I know, ah, yes.
19:39I nearly lost.
19:40That was a good one.
19:41I know, but my left eye nearly gave me, it gave me out.
19:44I wasn't even starting to cry.
19:45OK, one more time, please.
19:47Make a close-up.
19:48Three, two, one, go.
19:52Go.
19:59Oh!
20:00Mm-hmm.
20:00Mm-hmm.
20:01Mm-hmm.
20:02Mm-hmm.
20:02Come on.
20:04Ah!
20:04Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:06It's like you're burning.
20:07Your staring is burning into my eyes.
20:09Mm.
20:09You've got laser eyes, and you're literally burning my eyes with your vision.
20:12Oh, that's how you're winning.
20:13Which is why I've lost.
20:14And if your telly has been on the blink for the last five minutes,
20:17you've just missed a clip of Dami and India in tears.
20:20Time for another unseen clip.
20:22Anton Deck, watch out, because Dami is proving himself to be a game show host with the most.
20:32Questions, they're going to ask me.
20:33Questions, just be quick for your questions.
20:34I'll ask you guys.
20:35Who's the funniest?
20:36Me.
20:37Yeah, just point out.
20:39Leave me, leave me, leave me.
20:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:41Erm, who wears trousers?
20:42Me.
20:43No, I've got me.
20:44Oh!
20:45That's so crazy.
20:46You, shut up.
20:47Damn!
20:48Who's better in the kitchen?
20:49Me.
20:50You do not eat any real food.
20:53Oh!
20:54Oh, my God!
20:55You have a well-done steak.
20:59Right, there we are.
21:00You're never having a sandwich ever again.
21:02Who's more likely to get a tattoo?
21:04You'd get her name on your body.
21:05He's got all of his exes' names on him.
21:07Look at Dami's eyes!
21:10Are you actually joking, man?
21:12It's cursed, though.
21:13So if I do get a name on, as soon as I get a name on, it'll ruin everything.
21:17But I will get her name on if you really want us to get her name on.
21:19We're not doing that.
21:20OK, next question.
21:21Who is more flirty on the night out?
21:25Damn it.
21:26Really?
21:27I'm a flirt, but until I came here, I thought I was a flirt until I fucking saw this guy.
21:30I don't know, you know.
21:31I think you're maybe an unintentional flirt.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Nothing unintentional about it, isn't it?
21:36No, but I don't know I'm flirting.
21:37He doesn't realise.
21:38Yeah.
21:39If I'm flirting, it's not by accident.
21:41But this guy flirts with anyone that breathes.
21:43Not anyone that breathes.
21:44Actually, I do flirt with guys, too.
21:46Who's a better kisser?
21:51Just point at me.
21:52Just point at me, bro.
21:53Do you know what?
21:54Don't even give them any answer.
21:56You don't need to give them any answer.
21:57Nah, it's fine.
21:58No, don't explain.
21:59Don't explain yourself.
22:00This is what we mean.
22:04Like, he's good at kissing, but would I say he's the best kisser?
22:08Keep my mouth shut.
22:09Let's do the same question for you guys.
22:11Who's the better kisser here?
22:12It's me.
22:14We'll scope it out.
22:15Who's the better one?
22:16No.
22:17Just three seconds.
22:18All you need is three seconds.
22:19Just quickly, and we can literally judge and see.
22:20This is what I mean, I'm a better kisser.
22:21Exactly.
22:24See, she's wonderful!
22:28When it comes to my views on the best kisser,
22:30my lips are sealed.
22:31Which is definitely not the greatest kissing technique.
22:41Before we head to the break,
22:42here's a seemingly innocuous clip of some islanders in the bedroom.
22:46But...
22:48WHAT
22:49HAPPENED NEXT?
22:51Find out after the break.
22:54into F number
22:56Men
23:01and Darrukt鉄
23:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that bangs out the best B-sides and
23:16rarities from the Villa of Love.
23:22Expect new releases, forgotten classics, and deeply orchestral experimentation.
23:36That's a crazy sound.
23:53Before the break we saw Gemma about to leave the bedroom and we left you wondering, who
23:57happened next?
24:04No, Luca!
24:10Luca!
24:15What's that noise? Is Ekansu doing that creepy voice again?
24:20Oh no, I forgot it was the baby challenge this week.
24:35Everybody has trouble with their babies, but here are some unseen clips of Andrew being
24:38inventive.
24:39He tried the old Lion King trick.
24:45Oh no, I didn't like that, didn't like that.
24:49He tried a bit of intellectual hot housing about housing.
24:53Right, so this is what you do, you're in the property with them.
24:56You don't really have to talk too, too much to be honest because at the end of the day
24:59the property will sell itself.
25:06He tried to soothe the baby with some soothing techno.
25:09Man's in a rave, cut in shape.
25:22Right, how do we shut him up now?
25:24He tried a buggy dash around the fire pit.
25:26Oh, Andrew!
25:27Let's go!
25:28Let's go!
25:45But in the end all it took was a classic love island coupling around the fire pit to make
25:49the babies happy.
25:51Irene would like to couple up with Leo because the dad seems more trusty I look
26:14forward to seeing Leo and the Rennie on Love Island 2042 this week was epic date
26:33week and on theirs dami and India were marching to the beat of their own drum
26:39section and here's some little snippet she didn't see I fit the image on the table very
26:59well can you please stop interrupting my date so yeah when you come to Ireland I think I might be
27:19pleasantly surprised because honestly when I think about Ireland I just think about farms
27:23sheeps cows you need to stop this greenery stop that no shopping center but you know no disrespect
27:30there's a lot of disrespect there there's more than that and you have a lovely Irish accent
27:36sometimes switching up especially when you say tree tree on the outside we'll really see if
27:53you're as tough as you say you are as tough as tough toffle can I don't know thought thought thought
28:00thought thought it's that accent of yours it's not right tough yeah that actually sounds so bad
28:06tough tough whatever when I'm with you like it's just me and you you know and you feel safe especially
28:14when there's wasps around yeah trying to mess no you do I had a good day can we get those drums back to
28:26drown out the sloppy snogging please I didn't take enough sports for your makeup I'm so sorry oh and I rolled
28:32up newspaper to deal with the wasps while dami and India were out soaking up the Spanish culture
28:41the girls got a message about a secret mission girls today you will become undercover lovers listen
28:55carefully it's a long one each of you must complete an individual undercover assignment involving the
29:02boys wait for it if you all complete your assignments without being found out you will receive a prize the
29:08assignments are I can sue to me spill a cup of water all over yourself but blame Andrew and have a
29:15dramatic meltdown over it oh that is so well suited to you page get Luca to guard the loo whilst you
29:23pretend to poo are you it won't have it Tasha tell Adam that you are about to embark on a world tour when
29:33you leave the villa as one of Britney Spears backing dancers oh shit Gemma you will have to tell all the
29:40boys that Gemma has lost her necklace and get all the boys to look for it oh shit so I'm gonna have to
29:46take it off you must not let the boys know what you're doing this is all this is insane you will fail
29:52your challenge no we know I wasn't for this girl code let's go the girls are primed and ready for
29:58action I can sue needs to spill a glass of water and bram Andrew being a professional actress and
30:04notorious liar this should be a piece of cake you're right guys can I join you yeah
30:10of course you can what the fuck are you doing why have you fucking spilled water on me it's not
30:22fucking funny it's not fucking funny for fuck's sake I've been stung by a bee and you fucking
30:29no I ain't having this fuck off Andrew you've pissed me off okay are you joking no I did it to her
30:38she just came over and like I didn't even touch her I was going to do it very casually but I actually
30:48slipped you actually can't be serious no Andrea I would probably just leave it for now let her cool
30:54down I think it worked it worked so now it's Paige's turn time for number two bad turn of phrase but
31:03can she convince Luca to be her loo guard my whole life that she depends on my hands right now normally
31:10I would go to Dami I'd be like Dami a new couple of me whilst I go to the toilet to take like you know
31:15girls number two but don't tell anyone girl code nobody knows what's going on today
31:24what are you doing Luca weirdo thanks Luca you're the best you're just going to pretend to do that now
31:40so it doesn't look obvious yeah thank you it is what it is yeah I'd give it five minutes as they say
31:48you can stay there Luca I'm just popping to the loo myself see you for more secret challenges after the break
31:56welcome back to the final part of the final unseen bits of the
32:18series it's gonna be totes a moj it's been a classic series full of bad behavior are you taking a piss
32:34awful that was like oh fuck me what have you eaten that stinks that fucking stinks what did you just
32:42see I am everything you could ever imagine no she literally ate the entire kitchen there's been
32:50pointless fights oh my god he's on your face oh what the fuck why is it following you why are you
32:59tucking me man is this on your bum now but we're still full of surprises
33:07and before we go any further the girls still have to complete their secret mission next secret agent is Tasha who must convince Adam that she is about to embark on a
33:14on a Britney world tour yeah I mean I'd
33:41I don't know, like, I need some advice because I literally just found out today
33:46that I've got, like, a sick tour for dancing.
33:50What does that entail, though? Have you got to go away somewhere?
33:53Yeah, I've got to go. It's a war tour.
33:55War tour? No, it's actually...
33:56It's like, this is going to be my biggest job yet.
33:59And you're never going to guess who it is.
34:00Who? Britney Spears.
34:02You're joking? No, I swear.
34:04Britney Spears? Yeah.
34:06Yeah? Yeah.
34:07She's got a go for it, haven't you?
34:12I feel like I've got Adam reeled in on that hook.
34:18I love it, I love this.
34:21Final mission is to convince the boys that Gemma's necklace is missing
34:24and they must hunt for it.
34:26Girls? What?
34:28I fucking lost my necklace.
34:29Did you take it off?
34:30I literally have not taken it off once.
34:33What the actual fuck?
34:35Oh, Gemma. Is it expensive?
34:37Gemma, Strass, and Luca, you're better.
34:40Have you seen, like, she literally never takes an necklace off
34:42and she, like, literally does not know where she's put it.
34:45Yeah, we're going to look inside.
34:47Yeah, we're looking inside and you're looking outside.
34:48Well done, girls.
34:49I think you totally pulled the wool over their eyes.
34:51I can't find it.
34:52You're serious today.
34:54Yeah.
34:54There's something wrong with you.
34:55These girls are terrible.
34:58Oh.
34:58They're pulling pranks.
34:59What do we know?
35:01It's cringy how bad it is.
35:03You know, I'll be honest, Ekin did have me, but I did look around.
35:07I looked at Adam and Paige and I said, this has got to be a prank.
35:10Well, you're not fucking looking.
35:11Are you taking the piss?
35:12What the fuck?
35:14Why are you laughing?
35:15Now, Luca...
35:15You haven't lost it, Gemma.
35:17Yes, she has.
35:17Is it down my neck?
35:19You've taken it off in the shower or something.
35:21Go have a look.
35:21She was good at acting.
35:23Luca being in bed, feel that anger in you.
35:25Yeah.
35:25So, like, you should be looking regardless.
35:27Right.
35:30I've clocked on what's going on.
35:32Since Paige tried to get me to sit in front of a toilet,
35:35I said, this is a joke.
35:36They are taking the piss.
35:37Yes.
35:38I think Luca and maybe a few of the other boys sort of caught on.
35:44I've got sex.
35:46Sex.
35:47Islanders, today the girls were given various undercover assignments.
35:53If they completed their undercover task, they would win a prize.
35:57While some of the girls succeeded, overall, you failed
36:00and have not completed your mission.
36:03Hashtag mission was impossible.
36:07Hashtag epic fail.
36:09Unlucky girls.
36:10I'd have thought they'd have done better on the account of having such a strong bond.
36:17Here's an unseen clip of Dami expressing opinions that will get our vegan viewers pulses racing.
36:25Not going to lie, the only thing I found out, Lacey's a vegan.
36:28Oh, yeah, she got me last night.
36:31Just because you're, like, if you're dating a girl's vegan, you don't have to be vegan.
36:34Yeah, but I don't know.
36:35If I was vegan, you wouldn't talk to me.
36:37Not that I wouldn't talk to me.
36:38I feel like we can't really enjoy fully what we want to do.
36:40We can't enjoy foods together because we like to be king.
36:42Yeah, but food is a big thing, man.
36:44Thank God you like food.
36:45Yeah, I do like food to me, but...
36:46But if I was vegan, you'd still be a cute thing.
36:48I'd still speak to you, yeah.
36:50And I'd still be able to make you...
36:51This is like you asking me if I was an ant or an insect.
36:53Would I still be with you?
36:54No, it's not.
36:55That's what it feels like.
36:57Would you be with me if I was an ant?
36:58No, that one I draw the line.
37:00You wouldn't be with me if I was an ant.
37:01I'd keep you in an ant jar or something, but I wouldn't be with you.
37:05Why would I be with an ant?
37:07Would you be with me if I was an ant?
37:08Yeah, but if you knew it was me and then someone cast a spell on me and turned me into an ant.
37:11Yeah, I'll try and find the person to cast a spell on you and get them to return it.
37:16My uncle's been with my ant for 30 years, and as far as I know, he doesn't keep her in a jar.
37:27Earlier in the week...
37:28Jamie and Danika.
37:30The full-time whistle was blown on Jamie and Danika.
37:35Send me your location, the food is outside.
37:39Yeah.
37:39Running out of time.
37:41Danika may be small, but she left a big impression.
37:44Hey, boys.
37:45She danced her way in.
37:47Just watch me dance.
37:49She danced during her stay.
37:53And it's just gonna be...
37:55Look it up.
37:56Look it up.
37:57Look it up.
37:57Yeah, yeah.
37:58And sweet up.
38:02Woo!
38:03Woo!
38:04Woo!
38:05Bubblegum butt coming true to this ass.
38:07And she danced on her way out.
38:15And we popped.
38:16Ayy, ayy, and we popped.
38:18Ayy, ayy.
38:19For one final time in 2022, it's...
38:32Meet Your Ponanzo!
38:35Oh, how are you then?
38:39Yeah, and what's today about?
38:42And this week, I asked Islanders for their go-to dance moves.
38:46The thing is, I'm not that much of a good dancer.
38:50I like dancing with a little bit of liquid confidence.
38:55All right, let's get to it.
38:57I don't know how I got the movement, the one like this,
39:00but do you mean that movement?
39:02Best believe I'm pulling out.
39:08I can make horses dance,
39:10but when it comes to me actually dancing, that's a different story.
39:14It's like I think of a way.
39:16And you just go free with it!
39:18Like, shake your hair about.
39:20So I could dance like a horse, like I could do dressage.
39:28You know, I'm just here, and I'm here, and I'm here,
39:31and I'm here, and I stay in my lane.
39:33You know, it's all about the groove
39:35and what you want to let your body do.
39:37You know, you just have to feel the music.
39:39You don't need any arms coming out, yeah?
39:41That's not in our lane.
39:43We'll just keep it close, keep it tight.
39:51Yeah, it goes like that.
39:53I think I can only twerk my left palm shake.
39:55It's like when you're shaking the ass.
39:57Might don't twerk.
39:59It doesn't work.
40:00I know what I'm good at,
40:01and I'll leave that one at Nicki Minaj.
40:10Can you see?
40:11This is too high.
40:17No, guys, it's my dance room.
40:18So if I just wanted to, like, dance and just blend in,
40:21I'd just give it a little, just like...
40:25Just two-step in.
40:27Slide to the left.
40:29Slide to the right.
40:35Well, that's just boring, like, everyone can do that.
40:40Like this.
40:43This is the chick pitch,
40:45which means this is a chicken and a pigeon.
40:48And this is it.
40:54Cut this one.
40:55Well, you know what.
41:02Shh, shh, shh, shh.
41:04Ah!
41:06Ha, ha, whoa.
41:08Ha, ta, ta, ta, ta.
41:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:22I give you the one and only...
41:24Major Banana!
41:27He said one day you'll leave this world behind
41:31So live a life you will remember
41:34Cure big emotional track, Cure slow-mo and Cure nearly end of series montage
41:422022.
41:44Look at my toes.
41:45Here we go.
41:46But I'm hungry.
41:47Hey girls.
41:49Is there anyone in the villa?
42:04It's Adam Tyler.
42:05Oh my god.
42:07There's a noise.
42:08I'm crumbling.
42:12Shit.
42:13Oh no.
42:14She's up.
42:19Oh my fuck.
42:20It's on your back.
42:21Where is it?
42:22Josh, on your back.
42:24No!
42:25There's a lizard.
42:28Get it away!
42:37You are a liar.
42:38Actress.
42:39Fake like the Louis Vuitton from China.
42:42I'm not attacking you.
42:43She's called the fucking yellow bean bag.
42:46The yellow bean bag causes drama.
42:48Wowzer, Rooney!
42:50Are you actually going to take that risk?
42:52Wait, what's the cost?
42:53Drama.
42:54Drama llama.
42:56Idiots, buddy.
42:57Says it isn't.
42:58Me, the best heartbreaker win.
42:59Fuck you.
43:00Bullardy yellow bean bag.
43:01I hate it.
43:02Let's go!
43:03Get off this.
43:11Ah!
43:12Ah!
43:13Ah!
43:15And the drama.
43:19Then you started doing that.
43:20I couldn't sound like a man as well.
43:21You're disgusting!
43:22Disgusting
43:26Picked the girls move before I tried out and you
43:34Is it cheating if you sat with a robot that's no different to a dildo
43:40Island
43:53Do you think you're being my own?
43:55I don't know
43:56Well that was awkward
44:04And while it seems like the love bug had worked its magic for another year
44:10There's one islander who's been alone and unloved all summer
44:16Fucking yellow bean bag
44:18I've kind of given up now the yellow bean bag. It's pissed me right off now
44:22In my life
44:25There's been heartache and pain
44:28I'm burning that on the fire pit with everyone doing a ritual
44:34Until now
44:36It's not finished yet, the yellow bean bag
44:40So face your eyes on this selection of revealing outtakes of the yellow bean bag's first date
44:52I want you to show me
44:54I want you to show me
44:56I want to feel what love is
44:58I know you can show me
45:01I want a know you can show me
45:05I know you can show me
45:10It's come with my love
45:12I want a know with my baby
45:13It's been emotional, guys.
45:21Thanks for watching Love Island Unseen Bits 2022.
45:43Love Island Unseen Bits 2022
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