00:00On the creepy world of Castlevania, Simon Belmont nervously awaits a very special awards ceremony.
00:16Simon Belmont, this is your night.
00:20How do I look? Is my hair alright?
00:24Simon, they're not honoring you for hairstyle of the year.
00:27It's for being a hero like your great-grandfather.
00:30I just want to look my handsomest.
00:32And now, to present the power weapons your late great-grandfather made famous,
00:38here's the Poltergeist King!
00:43Whoa!
00:48Your kingship, I humbly accept the gifts you have come to bestow upon my heroic head.
00:53Imposter! Fraud! Thief!
00:56No, it's me, Simon Belmont.
00:59Vampire hunter, see?
01:00I see the grandson of a coward who stole the glory after I defeated the vampire count.
01:08Ooh!
01:08Ooh!
01:09Ooh!
01:10Ah!
01:12There must be some mistake, your highness.
01:14The mistake was made by the House of Belmont.
01:18I cursed them with a thousand years of shame.
01:21Do you think anyone heard what he said?
01:31My life is tomato paste!
01:34I'll never be able to live this down!
01:35Mmm, ah, music to my ears
01:48Sounds to me like simple Simon is history
01:52Castlevania is mine
01:58You're a genius, oh evil one
02:04Thank you, Igor, coming from you, that means zip
02:09You wickedness, look
02:15The real poltergeist king is getting away
02:19Well, stop flapping your lips and start flapping your wings
02:24Go stop him
02:25Do I have to do every evil thing myself?
02:34Up to your old tricks, I see
02:44Give me back my magic staff and I'll show you a trick or two
02:48Oh, you mean like this?
02:55Hiya!
02:55Yo, pops, check out my new bat flip
03:03Alright, vampires rule
03:15Whoa, cool it, dog, dude
03:18You wrinkled in the cave
03:20Oh, look out, you incompetent idiot
03:22I told you to guard the poltergeist king
03:25He almost escaped
03:26Oh, wow
03:28Bummer, huh?
03:30Is that all you have to say for yourself?
03:33You are a disgrace
03:34Out of my castle, you deadbeat
03:36Hey, you can't kick me out
03:39I'll show you
03:40You just wait and see
03:42Meanwhile, on the other side of Castlevania
03:46Simon, I've been looking for you in every dungeon in town
03:50This is the only place I dare show my face
03:54And such a handsome face, too
03:57Can't you read?
04:04It says rest in peace
04:06Now get along with you
04:07Trevor, is that you, boy?
04:10Bat feathers, I even look like that coward
04:13Oh, poppycock
04:14A braver man never lived
04:16You mean you knew Trevor Belmont?
04:19Yep
04:19Helped him wallop that nasty vampire account a hundred years ago
04:23I had a hunch this didn't add up
04:25We've got to find the poltergeist king and hear the whole story
04:29I can help you with that, sonny
04:31Soon as I put some life in these old bones
04:40Hmm, wrong spell
04:43My heroine days are but a memory for my scrapbook
04:46Simon, snap out of it
04:48There's a skull knife behind you
04:49By Jove, I think I've got it
04:56Alakazam, Alakapon
04:58Freeze them bones into stone
05:00Next time, could you not cut it so close?
05:18You can't, Chip
05:19Can we get a bigger ring?
05:20I can't see diddly
05:22Quiet
05:23We've got to stop those snoops before they learn the truth
05:26This is a waste of time
05:35The poltergeist king never lies
05:37You dare to bring your shame into my domain?
05:44You shall pay for this outrage
05:48See, now you made it mad
05:50Even kings need to cool out once in a while
06:03You! I should have recognized your teeth marks in this dirty deal
06:11Speaking of teeth marks
06:14I call these my Belmont Bashers
06:17Get ready, old wizard
06:24We're gonna need all the magic you've got
06:26I know I have a stomping spell in here someplace
06:30Hurry, old wizard
06:32I guess I'll have to wing it
06:36Gremlin gizzards, werewolf ears
06:41Get those coneheads out of here
06:43Oops, wrong spell
06:46I hate to bite and run, but
06:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
06:53Bite this, you bloodsucker
06:58Simon, be careful
07:08Now he tells me
07:10At least I'm going out with a bang
07:16Not a whimper
07:16Bunker
07:20Go, dudes
07:23Outstanding save
07:27Thanks, kid
07:28I'm just glad you're okay
07:30Sorry my old mind put the bite on you
07:33Of course I'm okay
07:34I was just waiting for the most heroic moment to escape
07:37Yikes!
07:38You're the count's kid!
07:40Relax, dudes
07:41You can trust me
07:43I'm on your side
07:45If it wasn't bad enough
07:47I have to deal with that stupid vampire hunter
07:49Now my own son's a traitor
07:52See, I told you I'd get you into the old man's secret hideaway
08:02Looks like dear old dad is out to lunch
08:05No, I thought I'd have a bite in my room today
08:09How nice of you to join me
08:11Stand back, you two
08:13I'm taking the count down for the count
08:15I think Simon's going to need our help, Alucard
08:28You're the one who's going to need help, sucker
08:33See, we never should have trusted that son of a count
08:38That's my boy
08:39I always knew he had the bad brains he was born with
08:43Gee, thanks, Pop
08:44Like father, like son
08:46And like grandfather, like grandson
08:49This is for smearing the name of Belmont
08:52The magic staff
08:55Get it, Pop?
08:56I'll hold him off
09:09I've got these dead heads covered, Simon
09:12Go for it
09:13Time to wrap things up
09:26Hey!
09:36Let go of me
09:38No way
09:39You're grounded, Junior
09:40And in conclusion
09:49Let these weapons that belong to my heroic great-grandfather
09:52Be a symbol of my promise
09:54To be a more fearless, more courageous, more handsome
09:57Oh, that he were here to witness the glory
10:00That had been bestowed on the house of Belmont this day
10:03Oh, that he were here to shut down the mouth of Belmont this day
10:07Hmm...
10:08If I remember correctly, that spell goes, uh...
10:12You are the part of the world.
10:17You are the part of the world.
10:20You are the part of the world.
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