00:00Welcome to video land
00:06Wake up, Kid Icarus
00:14Welcome to Castle League
00:17It's Congo Land
00:22My brain will catch you, little princess
00:26Princess, the palace is under siege
00:29Behold, the ultimate warp zone
00:39Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up your room
00:46Whoa
00:59The Game Master
01:03Deep within the brain-shaped world of Metroid
01:06A strange experiment will soon have an unexpected effect
01:09on Captain N, the Game Master
01:19How are you coming with my little monster, Dr. Wily?
01:23This body is finished, Mother Brain
01:31Good, then he's ready to challenge Captain N
01:35But yet, I need to program his brain first
01:39And for that, we'll need this special device I invented
01:45Just even type Captain N
01:49And it will record his memory of the past down on this table
01:53Then, all I have to do is program the data into my creation
01:57And he will become Captain N's greatest challenge
02:01Sounds delightful
02:03We'd better get started
02:05Oh, you beautiful peach, you
02:15Oh, come to Eggie
02:17Boy, that was one heavy dream
02:23And remember, no foul-ups this time, you incompetent slobs
02:27Hey, have we ever fouled up Mother Brain?
02:29Can I give you one tiny volt for every time you've messed up my plan?
02:43Are you nuts? That would be a million volts
02:47Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power
03:17Huh?
03:35Huh?
03:36Hmm...
03:47Oh, my God.
04:17Wow, they sure have some weird movies in video land, hey, Duke?
04:36Let's see what's on channel 4,212.
04:40Oh, my favorite!
04:42Wombat Man!
04:44I just want to know one thing, Bruce.
04:45Are we going to try to love each other?
04:49Probably not.
04:51Now, where did I leave the keys to the Wombat Mobile, anyway?
04:55Hey, what happened to the picture?
04:58Oh, it must be the antenna again.
05:01I'll call the repair crew.
05:02Uh, here, let me help you with those dishes, Princess.
05:05Oh, thanks.
05:10Oh, please!
05:11There's something to doorkus.
05:16I'll get it!
05:17Who are you?
05:31TV repair eggplant.
05:33Uh, man!
05:34Uh, repair man!
05:35My, you sure got here fast.
05:41Hmm, don't I know you from someplace?
05:44Oh?
05:45Well, I've never been to someplace.
05:47Uh, been no place special a few times, but, uh, never someplace.
05:51Oh.
05:54What's wrong with it?
05:56Well, it's obvious.
05:58I-I-isn't it, Dr. Boobtube?
06:01Uh, yeah, sure.
06:03It's, uh, your, uh, fluglebeats.
06:05Yeah, that's it.
06:06Uh, they've been short-circuited by your bumper wonkies.
06:09Uh, wouldn't you agree, Dr. Tetmeet?
06:12Uh, yes, well, uh, we better get to work before I get creamed.
06:16Uh, I mean, so we can fix your screen.
06:27Quit!
06:27Give me Dr. Wiley's gizmo, jerk breath!
06:32I could've sworn I'd put it next to the cauliflower.
06:46Beat it, Fleabag!
06:57Huh?
06:58Will you stop fooling around?
07:02Hi, handsome.
07:05Eee, I'll have to remember that channel.
07:12Now, give me that gizmo, will ya?
07:16There.
07:18Now, according to Dr. Wiley, all we have to do is turn it on,
07:23and it'll record Captain S' worst fears onto this tape.
07:26The repairman will have the scent fixed in a jiffy, your dimple-ness.
07:32What are you talking about?
07:34The repair crew isn't coming till tomorrow.
07:37Then who are...
07:38Ah.
07:44Uh...
07:44That's Simon's memory, you stupid blimp.
08:04You're aiming at the wrong guy.
08:05Shh.
08:06Shh.
08:06Shh.
08:15Shh.
08:16Shh.
08:22Can't you do anything right?
08:30Huh?
08:31Huh?
08:32Hmm.
08:33I feel funny Kevin got it let's get out of here
08:53it's a black wizard and king hippicus
09:05you all right Kevin yeah that was the weirdest feeling
09:35as if someone was peeking into my darkest memories and there was someone from my past
09:41but I can't remember who it was
09:47we got it mother brain excellent you shall be well rewarded
10:00these memories of captain ends are all I need to bring my creation to
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12:39Hey
12:40Mike, how are you able to call me from home?
12:43I'm not home I'm here in video land on Castlevania the mother brain suck me through my TV screens, you sent this game master guy after me, Kevin come quick.
12:52Come quick. Please!
12:54We've got to go to Castlevania and help your friends.
12:57But he's not my friend.
12:59What?
13:00Well, that's what's so weird.
13:02Mike is my worst enemy.
13:04Ever since I was a kid, he's been beating me up.
13:07Friend or foe, he needs our help, Akish.
13:10Right. We've got to warp to Castlevania immediately.
13:13Wow! Me rescuing me and Mike Vincent.
13:17What a concept!
13:19A short while later on the creepy world of Castlevania.
13:29Oh, Castlevania's a big place.
13:32How are we going to find Mike?
13:34Just leave it to Simon Belmont, vampire hunter.
13:37Not to mention finder of lost dogs, pussycats, and loved ones.
13:44One second time!
13:46Kevin would rather be the one to find his friend!
13:48Relax, Simon. Duke will handle it.
13:50See if you can pick up the set, boy.
14:07Come on!
14:08Oh, great!
14:09Not only can't he find Mike, but now he's got us lost, too.
14:21What's wrong? Is it my hair? Is there something in my nose?
14:27Mike, you okay? We thought you were in trouble. The whole M team is here to help.
14:37Don't be a twerk, Keen. I don't want your help.
14:40I want your hide. Let's see if your N team can handle my M team. M for monsters, that is.
14:49You're looking at the new Game Master of Video Land.
15:03Let's see how good your N team really is, lame master.
15:16Hold it. I want a snapshot of this from my album.
15:19Whoa, whoa!
15:21Got it!
15:23And I got you, too!
15:25You look like you need someone to hug!
15:29Shoot him, Keen. Shoot him!
15:41Whatever you say here, Hynekas.
15:48I said shoot him, not invite him to a party.
15:51But it's a bon voyage party, see?
15:54See?
16:21Look who's the Game Master now, Keen.
16:23I even got your girl. Just like the good old school days, eh?
16:28I'll get you for this, Mike, I swear it!
16:32Now that I've got the real Game Master on my side, nothing can stop me from conquering Video Land.
16:38You see, he's not really Mike Vincent.
16:41He's an Android duplicate designed to be Captain Air.
16:45A what?
16:47That's right, dude.
16:481,000 megabytes of memory and all of it programmed to get you.
16:53That's what I felt before.
16:55You pulled Mike out of my memory.
16:57He's not even real.
16:58Oh, he's worse than real.
17:00He's everything you're afraid of rolled into one.
17:04Come on, Keen.
17:05Just you and me through the worlds of Castlevania.
17:08Winner is the real Game Master.
17:10Loser gets lost.
17:12I don't know.
17:13No!
17:14I've already won!
17:15You don't need to prove anything!
17:16Destroy Captain Air!
17:17Who asked you, Bird Brain?
17:18What?
17:19Looks like you programmed him too well, Mother Brain.
17:20First one through is the winner.
17:21What do you say, Dude?
17:22What do you say, Dude?
17:23You're on, Dude.
17:27You're on, Dude.
17:39You're on, Dude.
17:40You're on, Dude.
17:41You're on, Dude.
17:46What kind of gun launchers huh?
17:47Every game start driving.
17:48You're on, Dude.
17:49You're on, Wait.
17:50What?
17:51But...
17:53You're on, Dude!
17:55Awww!
18:11Awww!
18:12Agh!
18:14I hear you.
18:44I hear you.
18:48What?
18:52I know it has an end.
18:56I know I can't please.
18:58I know it.
19:05I don't speak for you..
19:11Let's go.
19:41Whoa!
19:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
19:54Looks like I won, dude.
19:56You're gonna be the grave master now.
20:00If you were really programmed from my memories of Mike Vinson, then you can't be all bad.
20:05Wanna bet?
20:07Yow!
20:08But what about the good times Mike and I had together before he turned into a bully?
20:14Uh, like when he and I camped out in my backyard in sleeping bags.
20:17Or how about when when we dressed up as girls and snuck into Susie's sleepover party?
20:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
20:25Okay, it's up to you.
20:28Are Mike and I going to remain enemies, or can we be friends?
20:35After I conquer Mega Land, I think I'll rename it Mother Land.
20:40Kevin?
20:42Too bad, Princess.
20:44Looks like my android is the only game master now.
20:49Guess again, lame brain.
20:53What?
20:55Ah! Destroy them!
21:00Dr. Wally, get the secret weapon!
21:09Kevin, look out!
21:16Mike!
21:17Ow!
21:17Ow!
21:18Enjoy the warm home, Mother Brain.
21:35Thanks for saving me, buddy.
21:40You were right, Kevin.
21:41Mike was a decent guy underneath.
21:44Don't worry about me.
21:46I'm just an angel.
21:52You really are the game master, Kevin.
21:55Yeah, I guess I am.
21:57Well, Captain, didn't I tell you you could beat Mike Vincent?
22:01I did better than beat him, Simon.
22:03I became his friend again.
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