Step inside the ultimate video game crossover with Captain N: The Game Master, the animated adventure where teenager Kevin Keene is pulled into Videoland and becomes a hero alongside Nintendo’s greatest legends. Armed with his trusty NES controller and Zapper, Captain N teams up with characters like Simon Belmont, Mega Man, Kid Icarus, and Princess Lana to battle the evil Mother Brain and her minions across pixel-powered worlds. Mixing action, comedy, and classic gaming nostalgia, this cult cartoon brings the 8-bit era to life with every wild quest and boss fight. 🎮⚡👾 #CaptainN #GameMaster #NintendoCartoon #RetroGamingToon #Videoland #ClassicCartoons #NESLegends #GamingNostalgia #CartoonThrowback #CultCartoons #ToonGaming #AnimatedAdventure #PixelPower #CartoonHeroes #RetroToons
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00:00Welcome to Video Land!
00:06Mega Life!
00:12Wake up, Kid Icarus!
00:15Welcome to Castle Dink!
00:19It's Kongleware!
00:22My brain will catch you, little princess!
00:27Princess, the palace is under siege!
00:30Behold, the ultimate warp zone!
00:39Kevin?
00:40I thought I told you to clean up your room!
00:45Whoa!
00:47Captain M, the Game Master!
01:03Look out, Simon! He's making a break for it!
01:06He's getting ready to shoot!
01:09Block him, Kid Icarus!
01:12Eat your heart out, Magic Jumps!
01:14I got it! I got it!
01:16Let a pro handle this, Chip!
01:25Get it! Get it!
01:27Okay, we're tied 20-20, princess!
01:29Make this shot, and we win the game!
01:32Block it! Block it!
01:36Yay!
01:38You did it! We won!
01:40Oh, your world has some really fun games, Kevin!
01:43That was really using your head, Kid Icarus!
01:48I tried, Icarus!
01:50Looks like you came up a little short, huh, guys?
01:53It's not my fault I'm so short, Icarus!
02:00Kid Icarus!
02:01Huh?
02:04What's the matter?
02:06I can never have fun at games because I'm so small!
02:31Wow!
02:32I didn't know Kid Icarus was so sensitive about his size!
02:35It must be tough on the little fella!
02:38Not being tall, dark, and handsome like myself!
02:43Fortunately, he'll never be as conceited either!
02:47Oh, there must be something we can do to make him feel mega better!
02:52Not now, Duke! We're busy!
02:58Later, Duke!
02:59Beat it, will ya?
03:02Beat it, will ya?
03:03I am the Power Genie!
03:04Huh? Where'd he come from?
03:06Who so ever possesses my love?
03:07To him, I am the Power Genie!
03:09I am the Power Genie!
03:10Huh? Where'd he come from?
03:11Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:16What lamp?
03:17Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:21What lamp?
03:22Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:24Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:25Who so ever show me? To him, I am the Power Genie!
03:28I am the Power Genie!
03:29Huh? Where'd he come from?
03:30Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:35Who so ever possesses my love? To him, I shall grant any wish!
03:37Grant any wish.
03:39What lamp?
03:47Duke?
03:48Where'd he get it?
03:50Who cares? With a magic lamp, I could save Videoland.
03:54I could be the strongest man in the universe.
03:57I could be even handsomer.
04:00Here I am!
04:02Drop it, Duke!
04:04Now we'll see if this thing really works.
04:08I wish I was unbeatable with my zapper and power pad.
04:13Your wish is my command.
04:28This is way cool!
04:30Hey, I can't miss!
04:34Nah, this is really boring.
04:38In that case, I'll take it.
04:40I wish the princess would fall head over heels for me.
04:44If that's what you want.
04:46Oh, Simon!
04:48Your exquisiteness!
04:52No!
04:54Ow!
04:56Let me help you.
04:58Thanks!
05:00Head over heels?
05:02Nice going, Simon.
05:04Ow!
05:06I wish I was ten times mega stronger than I am now!
05:12You asked for it?
05:14I don't feel any stronger.
05:16I don't feel any stronger.
05:18Oh, Megamots, it didn't work!
05:24No!
05:25Hey!
05:26Help!
05:31Oh, this lamp is ruining everything!
05:33I wish we'd never made any wishes.
05:36Now there's a sensible wish.
05:39Whew!
05:40That was close.
05:42Back in the lamp, Genie.
05:43I thought you'd never ask.
05:45This is going into the palace vault until we can decide what should be done with it.
05:48With that kind of magic at my command, my power would be legendless.
05:50I must get my tentacles on that lamp.
05:52Uh, what do you want with a stupid old lamp, Mother Brain?
05:53We've got plenty of light here on Metroid.
05:54Yes, but we could all use a little more illumination, couldn't we?
05:55Now don't get any more bright ideas!
05:56You damn wit!
05:57Just get me that magic lamp!
05:58Well, your wishes are banned.
05:59Mother Brain, I'm not going to be done with it.
06:00I'm not going to be done with it.
06:01With that kind of magic at my command, my power would be legendless.
06:02I must get my tentacles on that lamp.
06:04Uh, what do you want with a stupid old lamp, Mother Brain?
06:07We've got plenty of light here on Metroid.
06:10Yes, but we could all use a little more illumination, couldn't we?
06:15Now don't get any more bright ideas!
06:20You damn wit!
06:21Just get me that magic lamp!
06:23Well, your wishes are banned, Mother Brain.
06:28Later that evening, as the M-Team sleeps.
06:53With this lamp, I won't be a Wimpicus anymore!
06:59He who holds the lamp is my master.
07:02What is your wish?
07:04I-I wanna be bigger than the others.
07:08Much bigger!
07:12This is Fantasticus!
07:14I'm even bigger than Cymonius!
07:16You ain't seen nothin' yet.
07:18Hey!
07:19What's going on, Hynicus?
07:20That's big enough!
07:21Stop!
07:22No more, Hynicus!
07:23Who's there?
07:24What's going on in here?
07:27Kid Icarus!
07:28Oh, what have you done?
07:29I-I only want it to be bigger, you Hynicus!
07:30He must have used the lamp!
07:31Selfish imp!
07:32He could have at least asked me to go with him!
07:33I want you to wish yourself back to normal, right now!
07:35I-I can't, Hynicus!
07:36I dropped the lamp!
07:37We'd better go down and get it!
07:38Oh, next time, try using a Broccoli Warp!
07:40Oh, these tomatoes are rotten!
07:41Oh, what have you done?
07:42Oh, what have you done?
07:43I-I only want it to be bigger, you Hynicus!
07:44He must have used the lamp!
07:45Selfish imp!
07:46He could have at least asked me to go with him!
07:47I want you to wish yourself back to normal, right now!
07:48I can't, Hynicus!
07:49I dropped the lamp!
07:50We'd better go down and get it!
07:51Oh, next time, try using a Broccoli Warp!
08:02Oh, these tomatoes are rotten!
08:04Shh!
08:05The vault is this way!
08:07Ah!
08:08There's no one here!
08:09Ugh!
08:10That's where you're going!
08:12It's not my fault!
08:14Some slob left their shoe on the floor!
08:16And they even left their foot in it!
08:18What?
08:19Is that you, your Hyynicus?
08:22No, it's...
08:23Yes!
08:24Yes!
08:25It's your highness!
08:26I mean, my highness!
08:28I mean, it's me!
08:30I think the magic lampicus is under my foot!
08:33Quick!
08:34Help me lift up his foot!
08:36Oh, not me!
08:37I hate toe jam!
08:39I'll jam this toe down your throat if you don't get in there to get that lamp!
08:42Did you find it, your Hyynicus?
08:44Oh, Kid Icarus!
08:46What are you doing?
08:48He's helping us get the lamp, your foolishness!
08:55Don't tell me you're the new master of the lamp!
08:59No!
09:00Yes!
09:01And for my first wish, I want you to turn the N team into the E team!
09:06E for eggplants, that is!
09:08Oh, how clever!
09:09I'm a vegetable!
09:10At least I've still got my zapper!
09:11Try to be more careful, would you?
09:12That's my home!
09:13I wish we were back to normal!
09:14Way to go, Simon!
09:15And while I'm at it, I wish my nose was a little straighter!
09:20Hey!
09:21Get him!
09:22I wish the N team was six feet under!
09:27That's my home.
09:28I wish we were back to normal.
09:33Way to go, Simon!
09:36And while I'm at it, I wish my nose was a little straighter.
09:40Hey!
09:43Get him!
09:45I wish the end team was six feet under.
09:52I did it!
09:52Ha! You did it all right.
09:57You wished us into the palace basement.
10:01I'll dig, Maticus.
10:03I wish these two were back on Metroidicus where they belong us.
10:07I wish I was back where I belong.
10:14Got it!
10:17Oh, no!
10:19Kid Icarus wished them back to Metroid with the magic lamp.
10:22I didn't mean it. It was an accident.
10:26I can't do anything right.
10:31Oh, if Mother Brain gets hold of that lamp, Video Land will be in great danger.
10:37It's all my fault, Icarus.
10:39If I wasn't so selfish, this never would have happened.
10:42Hey, we all got sucked into wanting our wishes fulfilled.
10:47But I got mine.
10:49And I'm still unhappy to the Maximus.
10:52Kid Icarus! Come back!
10:57We've got to go after him!
10:58He's big enough to take care of himself for a while.
11:03We've got to get to Metroid and stop Mother Brain.
11:07Meanwhile, on the sinister world of Metroid...
11:09We got the lamp, Mother Brain!
11:10I can't believe it! You actually did something right for a change!
11:12We saw it work, too!
11:13With this lamp, you'll be powerful enough to control all of Video Land!
11:15Give it to me, you garbage face!
11:16You can have anything you want!
11:19Give it to me, you pimple brain!
11:21You can have infinite wealth!
11:23Give it to me, you infinite idiot!
11:25You can have infinite power!
11:26We can have infinite power!
11:33We can have infinite power!
11:36Give it to me!
11:38Why shouldn't we?
11:41Yeah!
11:43With this lamp, we don't have to take your power!
11:46We can have infinite power!
11:48Give it to me!
11:50Why shouldn't we?
11:53Yeah!
11:54With this lamp, we don't have to take your abuse anymore.
11:58King Hippo's right.
11:59With this lamp, we can abuse you.
12:07Oh, I do hope this is important.
12:09I was taking a nap.
12:12I wish Mother Brain worked for us now.
12:16Who could ask for better employers?
12:18When I get my tentacles on you!
12:27Oh, shut up.
12:29Start sweeping before I wish you were a dog's breakfast.
12:34Well, let's see.
12:36What should I wish for?
12:39I know.
12:40I wish I was surrounded by gorgeous, juicy tomatoes.
12:45Oh, anything's better than being surrounded by titties.
12:48Give me that!
12:55I wish I was a real king.
12:58Your wish is my command, old fat master.
13:11I'm rich beyond the wildest dreams!
13:14Everything should have his kingdom.
13:22What do you say we conquer Videoland?
13:25Looks like I'm going to be working overtime again.
13:28I'm rich beyond the wildest dreams!
13:40I can't believe it's better than being taken away.
13:45I can see the love of this kid.
13:46I'm rich beyond the wildest dreams!
13:48I'm rich beyond the wildest dreams!
13:50Far across Videoland on the world of Mount Icarus
14:01Don't be afraid of this little deer
14:06Hey, go sit on your own helmet
14:16I'm sorry
14:23I'll never be happy
14:37Good afternoonicus
14:42Who are you?
14:43I'm Theticus, the philosopher, and what might your trouble be?
14:48I thought being small was bad, but being big is worse to the Maximus
14:53I see
14:54How come you're not afraidicus of me?
14:56What's there to be afraidicus of?
14:59You don't look so big to me
15:01But I'm fifty feet tall
15:04I know you're fifty feet small
15:06You may look big on the outside, but in here you're punious Maximus
15:12I'm never gonna be big
15:16It's not size that makes a man big
15:19It's his self-confidence and his ability to make things go right
15:23You mean, if I act big, I'm big even if I'm small?
15:27Something like that
15:30Thanks Theticus
15:32I know what I gotta do now in order to be big
15:35In here
15:36Meanwhile, back on Metroid
15:38The end team heads for Mother Brain's lair
15:41You remember the plan?
15:46When we reach Mother Brain's lair, I'll make a mega diversion
15:49Simon and I will keep Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo occupied
15:53Leaving me to deal with Mother Brain
15:56While Duke grabs the magic lamp
15:59Alright, let's do it to it
16:02But inside what once was Mother Brain's lair
16:05Things are not going exactly as planned
16:09Hurry up with my shoes, Mother Maid
16:12Where's my sandwich, Mother Maid?
16:15Alright, alright
16:16I'll get you through for this
16:18Metroid is my one
16:20Oh yeah?
16:22Well not anymore
16:24Yo Genie
16:26Chains this world from Metroid to Hippozoid
16:30I thought you'd never ask
16:37What's happening?
16:39Oh, I think someone just made a wish
16:41It's a fight now
16:43There's someone out there looking for a fight
16:45It's the end team
16:48If it's a fight they want, it's a fight they'll get
16:51Hey, a fortune telling scale
16:55Let's see what Lucky Simon has in store today
16:59You're a real knockout
17:03Now there's a smart fortune teller
17:05Thanks!
17:06No!
17:07Careful, this place is booby trapped
17:09Don't worry about me
17:11I can spot a booby trap a mile away
17:15Hello?
17:16Hello Booby, this is a trap
17:19Hello?
17:20Hello Booby, this is a trap
17:22Hello?
17:23Hello Booby, this is a trap
17:24Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
17:25In this quarter
17:26Weighing in at a total of 535 pounds, the end team
17:42And in this quarter, weighing in at two tons, Metroid's big mama herself, Mother Ray!
17:52I don't believe this
17:54We can't box her
17:56We don't have any boxing gloves
17:58Coming right up, hey genie
18:00Big mouth
18:05Remember, no hitting below the feet
18:15What do I do?
18:17I've never boxed before
18:19It's easy, your cuteness
18:21Watch me
18:26Just as I thought
18:28She's got a glass jaw
18:30No!
18:31No!
18:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
18:36You're out!
18:37You can't do that to my mega buddy
18:48Are you finished?
18:53One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
18:54You're both out!
19:01Alright, Mother Brain
19:02Let's see you go ten rounds against my power pad
19:05We won!
19:06Yeah, give them your trophies, genie!
19:07Hmm, I can hardly wait
19:09The end team will look great on our bookshelf
19:12Let go of my friends, or you'll be sorry to the Maximus
19:19Kid Icarus, no, get away!
19:21They've got the magic lamp
19:23I don't care
19:24I'm too big for them to stop me
19:41That's what you think
19:45You rub
19:46I wish Kid Icarus was no bigger than a flea
19:52the flea the size of your brain he's gone you won't be giving us any more trouble
20:08now i'm in possession of the lamp give me that
20:22i wish the end team was gone for good
20:25no don't do that i guess
20:28well what are you waiting for i'm your master ain't i
20:32yes but um you want the only master
20:36what
20:38ouch it's kid icarus he must be inside the lamp
20:44i wish just that mother brainer and stooges would go away
20:48as you wish it us oh mini master i didn't wish anything
20:55all right you knuckleheads you're going to pay for what you did to me
21:01oh we didn't mean it mother mo oh a wise guy huh
21:08i wish because i was back to my good old small size
21:16and i wish because we were in the palace with everything back to normal
21:23ah that's the first sensible wish i've heard all day
21:27you did it way to go kid i'm proud of you kid icarus you really proved that size isn't everything
21:39thank you your hynecus now i need to make one more wish
21:42no kid icarus it's too dangerous i know i guess that's why i wish because the lamp would grant no more wishes
21:51oh my i can hardly believe it
21:55thank you kid icarus i've been granting wishes nine to five for the last ten thousand years
22:01now i can take a vacation here i just wish i knew a nice out of the way spot
22:08your wishy kiss is my command oh genie
22:11i know a nice quiet spot it is on mount icarus
22:15ah looks like kid icarus has grown quite a bit to me
22:20yes he sure has
22:22ah
22:32ah
22:33heaven
22:34i thought i told you to clean up your room
22:39whoa
22:41fuck
22:52captain m the game master
22:58king
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