00:00Where do you study to become a vampire?
00:15A school school!
00:19One more and I win, Mr. Lame Master!
00:22What do you call the little white things in your head that bite?
00:26Your teeth!
00:27Eat your heart out, Mr. Vampire Hunter!
00:31Are you two still playing that riddle game? It's been hours!
00:35Yeah, it's so cool!
00:37What do you call a river that's too big for its bridges?
00:41A flood!
00:42It's a flood! I won!
00:44I'm the Riddle King!
00:51Congratulations, Simon! You've just been crowned!
00:57Hey! That's Mayor Squaresly!
01:00Tetris! Trouble! Lyle! Don!
01:04Lyle? Oh no! My brother's in trouble again!
01:09We have to go to Tetris immediately!
01:10Count me out! I've had enough hair-flattening experiences for one day!
01:20Where is everybody?
01:22It's like a ghost town!
01:23Look over there! I don't remember that castle being here before!
01:27This place is giving me the credits!
01:29I know what you mean! It feels like somebody or something is watching us!
01:37Hmm. Who are these jokers? I thought I got rid of all those Tetris troublemakers!
01:44Somebody's help!
01:46Who said that?
01:47It came from over there! Down that alley!
01:52Stand aside, Captain N! What's a real hero in action?
01:57Captain N! So this is the game Master I've heard so much about!
02:02Well, let's see him figure out this puzzle!
02:04This stuff really cracks me up!
02:20Simon! What happened?
02:22Wasn't this a street a minute ago?
02:25I've got a bad feeling about this game!
02:28You've got a bad feeling!
02:31You haven't felt anything yet!
02:34I think we'd better find Mayor Squaresly fast!
02:42But what about the voice? I called for help!
02:44Whatever it was, I don't hear it anymore!
02:52The blocks are falling! Look out!
02:55No, Kevin! Don't!
02:56They look like they're alive!
02:58Hurry! Get to the Chamber of Tetris! It's the safest place!
03:06No!
03:09Everybody think touchdown!
03:11Touchdown!
03:13Whoa!
03:14Whoa!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:36We should get extra points for that 50-yard leap.
04:06Uh-oh, I hope that's not their leader.
04:19This is what I call being stuffed between some blocks and a hard case.
04:28We've got to surround it.
04:31Trump win right angles.
04:33You're the end team.
04:34Oh, I thought you'd never get here.
04:39Mayor Squaresly, are we glad to see you.
04:43Not bad. Not bad at all.
04:46Too bad the game's not over until all of Tetris is under my thumb.
04:51You mean this puzzle wizard has completely taken over Tetris?
04:58Perpeticularly speaking, yes.
05:01He tetracized anyone who fought back.
05:04What about my brother Lyle?
05:06He went to challenge the wizard and never came back.
05:10Don't worry, your sadness.
05:13Simon Belmont will find him.
05:16You mean we have to go to his castle?
05:19Well, uh, maybe you should stay here and guard the chamber, Your Honor.
05:24Quadrilateral idea, Captain M.
05:26I and my Tetris Titan will square off any intruder.
05:34Ah! Hey! Wait for me!
05:42If you ask me, this looks a little too easy.
05:46So who asked you?
05:47Why like a gift branch in the mouth?
05:48Lana, behind you!
06:03Unhand me, you blockhead!
06:09Way to go, Lana!
06:11Let's hit it!
06:12Welcome, N-team!
06:19I've been expecting you.
06:20You won't be needing those.
06:27I demand to know what you did with my brother, you...
06:31You putrid puzzle!
06:33That's for me to know and you to find out.
06:36Be my guest and take a pick.
06:39Are we going to be your next victims?
06:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:43Oh, that would be rude!
06:45Since I'm a sporting puzzle,
06:47I'll give you one chance to save yourselves.
06:50All you have to do is answer one little riddle.
06:54Are you game?
06:57No problemo for the riddle, King.
07:00No, Simon.
07:01I don't trust him.
07:03What's not to trust?
07:05If you win, you go free.
07:07If you lose,
07:09Don, tell them what they'll get
07:11if Simon loses.
07:13Well, Puzzle Wizard,
07:14if Simon loses,
07:16we'll take him and his friends
07:17first class
07:18to spend the rest of their days
07:20as blockheads
07:22on the Tetris wall of their choice.
07:24Back to you, Puzzle Wizard.
07:27Yikes!
07:29Simon Belmont,
07:30come on down!
07:32Round and round and round we go.
07:43Where it stops,
07:44it pops!
07:46If you take two apples from three apples,
07:49chop them into four squares,
07:50what do you have?
07:52Is this a trick question?
07:53I have fruit salad.
07:56No, applesauce!
07:57No, apple pie!
07:59Simon, you're thinking too hard.
08:01Just put two and two together.
08:03Four?
08:04No, wait.
08:06It's two.
08:07Two!
08:07I have two apples!
08:09It's two, all right.
08:11Too late!
08:16Simon!
08:17I'm angling out of here.
08:23Riddles are for amateurs.
08:25I'd like to see you win a real mind game.
08:27You dare to challenge the Puzzle Wizard?
08:30Kevin, I can't lose you too.
08:33Hey, I'm the Game Master, remember?
08:36I never lose.
08:37Then let the game begin.
08:41You have one minute to get 25 points.
08:47Oh, I've got to figure out
08:52which one of these blocks is Lyle.
08:58I'll have you beat in no time.
09:00Why don't I help you speed things up?
09:12It's no use.
09:13I'll never find him.
09:17Oh, that's Lyle's ring.
09:21Lyle, if you're in there,
09:24please try to help me.
09:26It's our only hope.
09:30Feeling the squeeze, Captain Nuisance?
09:39All right, I won.
09:42Prepare to join your fellow blockheads.
09:44Hey, wait a minute.
09:46We had a deal.
09:48Deal with this.
09:51The power of our two stones worked for me.
09:54Maybe it'll work for Kevin.
09:57No!
09:58You're royal roundness.
10:08We can never thank you enough.
10:11Yeah, thanks, sis.
10:13You too, Captain N.
10:14And, hey, where's Simon?
10:17The doctors say it's going to take a little longer
10:20for Simon's squareness to wear off.
10:22Until then, we're using him as a doorstop.
10:25Very funny, Captain N.
10:27Very funny, Captain N.
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