Everyone's "Count" is a number based on how a person chooses to live their life. But no one wants to reach 0 and be sent to the Abyss..... #viralNOW #trending
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00:00You're looking for Lichtbach? Why? What did he do?
00:14He's wanted for the crime of stealing a ballot.
00:17Right. I haven't seen him in a while.
00:19If you do, please let us know right away. Take care.
00:27You can come out. They're gone.
00:30Sounds like you're in the clear. They still think Licht's holding on to the ballot.
00:35That soldier was telling the truth. He really didn't turn me in.
00:39Well, just understand that things aren't always what they seem.
00:45It'll be okay. If anyone knows how to handle this, it's Licht.
00:49Hey there, Nana.
00:51Well, hey yourself. Welcome. You're here early today.
00:55Yep.
00:56Where are you, Licht?
00:58Let's go.
01:03Don't forget it.
01:04I don't know.
01:34I don't know.
02:04I don't know.
02:34I don't know.
02:35I don't know.
02:36I don't know.
02:37I don't know.
02:38And done.
02:39A fine job if I do say so myself.
02:42I wonder how many people will actually show up to this.
02:46Huh?
02:47Master Sergeant Lin, you there?
02:51So this just came in from headquarters.
02:53Sergeant Pele, your timing is perfect.
02:56Huh?
02:57I need your help.
03:00Let's go hand out these flyers.
03:01You're doing more volunteer work?
03:15Yeah, of course.
03:16Yeah, of course.
03:17So you want to build a park for children.
03:19That's no small feat.
03:21Well, haven't you noticed there's no place in this town where kids can go and play safely?
03:25I'll tell you what I've noticed.
03:26You've got super powers or you never sleep because you've just finished building a place for the elderly to hang out together.
03:33What now?
03:35A little further.
03:36You're so close!
03:37Careful!
03:38Oh!
03:39Let's go back now!
03:40It's fine.
03:41I got this.
03:42Okay.
03:43You can do it!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:47Yeah!
03:48I knew you could!
03:49Thank you!
03:50You bet!
03:51Please do it!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:58Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Please please just give me a shout if you need anything else!
04:07Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:09Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12Are you okay?
04:13Are you okay?
04:14That's probably gonna leave a bruise.
04:15Did you hurt yourself, Miss Lin?
04:17Yeah, right!
04:18This is nothing!
04:20He's kind of scared.
04:21You dropped your hat here!
04:24Why, thank you.
04:28Hey!
04:29Can anyone help us over here?
04:31Come on!
04:32Give me a hand!
04:33I hear you!
04:34I hear you. What's the matter?
04:36Oh, hi, Lin.
04:38Hi, guys. What seems to be the problem?
04:40Our cart got stuck in the mud.
04:42Oh, no. Yeah, that doesn't look good.
04:45What can I do?
04:47Could you help him push?
04:50You ready? Go!
04:52One more time. Ready? Push!
05:08Come on, you guys. Last one. Go!
05:18Nice work, fellas. Way to go, guys.
05:21Right. Oh, we did it.
05:25Thanks so much for your help, Lin. We owe you one.
05:28We sure do. Feel free to cash it in any time.
05:32Oh, stop. It wasn't all me, you know.
05:35We did it together.
05:36All right.
05:46Wow, that feels great.
05:51So, uh, when are we gonna do the work we were actually assigned?
05:56You know, one of these days, the lieutenant is gonna crack down on you.
06:00What can we do?
06:04I mean, look at this town.
06:07Our official orders are to catch criminals out here.
06:12It's silly. I haven't seen one single criminal in this peaceful community.
06:17And it isn't like we've been slacking off.
06:19No, we've been running errands.
06:21Yes. The purpose of a soldier's entire existence is to serve others in need.
06:27Blah, blah. Look, I get it. Your count is based on how many people you help.
06:31That is correct.
06:32Except it only applies if the person is in trouble. For instance, all those errands and favors you've been doing for people haven't increased your count because they're not desperate.
06:44You should call, as long as you're fine with never being promoted out of the sticks.
06:48Rude. I'm still gonna get promoted. Watch. One day a criminal will show up and then I'll arrest them hard.
06:56Speaking of criminals, I almost forgot. I tried to show you this earlier.
07:01A poster?
07:03Any who come across the felon licked back are strongly urged to apprehend him immediately. Use caution, this man is a legendary ace, yada yada yada.
07:13There is a high possibility that he will be wearing an unusual mask.
07:18Legendary ace. What is that?
07:21That's what he is.
07:22Yeah, but what's it mean?
07:24Please don't say you honestly don't know.
07:26Um, no, I was just kidding.
07:28Yeah, so he's a great ace. And let's see, he's legendary. Is that right?
07:34The aces are how we refer to the heroes who fought in the Waste War 300 years ago.
07:39300 years ago? How could someone from that time period possibly still be alive?
07:44Also, he's probably not wearing the mask the whole time. I mean, how could he breathe, right?
07:50That's him!
07:52Oh.
07:53Show me your face right now!
07:57Description matches the wanted poster.
08:02What? That's impossible! That mask looked nothing like a sumptuous dessert.
08:06Oh?
08:07Oh?
08:08Oh, right. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.
08:11Hmm? That mask? Get over here!
08:13Oh, stop it! Stop it! It hurts!
08:15I knew it was you! You're on the poster!
08:17I most certainly am not! How could I be on a poster? Look at me! You're a woman! Would you want my picture hanging anywhere?
08:34Huh? Um... What?
08:40All you have to do is look at my couch! This shows that I've been rejected by a thousand women I admired!
08:47A thousand? That's why I'm terribly afraid to show my face around any female! I need the mask! I can't bear to see the look of disgust on your face!
08:57And I'm so hated! And I don't know why! Oh no! The tears won't stop!
09:10All I want is to go on one date with a girl before I die!
09:14Help him out. Hmm?
09:16Look, it's not gonna kill you to go out with the poor guy.
09:19Are you nuts?
09:21I haven't seen anyone this upset in a long time.
09:24This is a great chance for you to really increase your count.
09:27But, thing is, I've never actually been on a date, so I wouldn't know what to do.
09:32You need help.
09:33Hmm?
09:34What I mean to say is that I would love to help! Hmm... This book will tell you all you need to know.
09:39Hmm... It says the first thing you have to do on a date is hold hands.
09:44Hmm? Hold hands? With a stranger?
09:47What a selfless deed!
09:49Hmm...
09:51Hmm...
09:52Hmm...
09:53Hmm...
09:54Hmm...
09:55Hmm...
09:56Hmm...
09:57Hmm...
09:58Hmm...
09:59Hmm...
10:00Hmm...
10:01Hmm...
10:02Hmm...
10:03Awesome! Your count already went up! We have to keep this going! Let's do the next step!
10:08Hmm...
10:09Hmm...
10:10Hmm...
10:11All right, we've got the place with the nice view. Got a fruity drink. Your task is to drink from the same glass!
10:17Okay...
10:21Go ahead! What are you waiting for? Are you worried about getting sick? You each have your own straw!
10:27But, do I have to... drink it?
10:30Come on!
10:31Oh...
10:32You do want to help him, right?
10:33Sure. It's just kind of strange.
10:35Hmm...
10:41Its a little strange.
10:46O ihr...
10:56Ahh...
10:57Wuuu-uuu...
10:58Ahh...
10:59Ahh!
11:00Ahh...
11:01Oh...
11:03Ahh...
11:04Sergeant, are you sure this is the best idea?
11:10Oh, yeah. This is perfect.
11:14What does walking over this creaky bridge have to do with anything?
11:17Trust me. It'll all make sense later.
11:20Okay, fine. Now just walk very slowly.
11:24Uh-huh.
11:25That's it. Be careful.
11:34Help! I'm so scared.
11:43Stop! You're making the bridge rock.
11:46Come on, take a breath. It's not that bad.
11:48Yeah, okay.
11:55I got you, buddy. We're just getting started.
11:58Oops, I fell. Help me, Lynn.
12:06With what? I'd fall, too.
12:09Hold me close.
12:13Sergeant.
12:14Ah!
12:14Really?
12:36Really?
12:37Hey, can we go now? I'm kind of over the date.
12:48Hey, uh, Mr. Pudding, does that work for you?
12:51Oh, no. Why?
12:54What cruel fate makes my first taste of happiness also my last?
12:58I don't want to let it go. It was over way too soon.
13:01Now that I know the wonders of the date, I can't help but long for more.
13:08For real?
13:09Poor guy. Never seen anyone more tormented.
13:12But I understand if you want to go.
13:15Oh, maybe one more.
13:18What's next in your book?
13:20That's the spirit. What do you think of this?
13:23It's called the lap pillow.
13:25Look, I knew it.
13:32The more you commit to each good deed, the faster you'll see your count increase.
13:35Okay. I guess that's good to know what's next.
13:38Let's see.
13:39I mean, you're still on a date, so be flirty. Wink or something.
13:43Maybe throw in a giggle and some witty conversation?
13:46Right.
13:47I was thinking how fortunate we are to have such lovely weather today.
13:51I guess, but it's too bright.
13:53I'd like it better if it were dark.
13:56I want to gaze up at the sky and make wishes on stars with someone sweet like you.
14:02You're doing a great job. Keep it up.
14:04You've got the mood perfectly set for the next part.
14:07Ready, Mr. Pudding?
14:09It's grope time.
14:12It's what?
14:13Time for a little light thigh squishing.
14:16Yeah!
14:20Hey! How many hands do you have?
14:23Can you scale it back?
14:24Way to go, Sergeant Major. Your count is shooting up crazy fast.
14:29That's not fair. It's got to be the easiest count increase I've ever seen.
14:34Come on. That's enough.
14:36We get it.
14:36The count keeps rising, so it's time to be bold.
14:39Put a hand on her panties.
14:40No, Joe. This thing isn't over.
14:43Please, stop.
14:44That can't be the right procedure written in the book,
14:46because it is way too early for that step.
14:48So you want to do the steps in order?
14:50No! What? Just stop this!
14:52Now, please...
14:54Did you hear me? I said it's too soon!
14:58Let go of me! It's not time for that!
15:00I don't care what the stupid book says!
15:02This is not worth it.
15:05Huh?
15:06Huh?
15:07Um, did you just throw away the book? Why?
15:11There's too many steps. Who has time for that?
15:14Gotta admit, it was fun while it lasted, though.
15:17Uh...
15:17But enough distractions. It's time to get back to business.
15:22That guy there? Definitely a ballot holder.
15:25He is?
15:27Well, usually when you have a negative count,
15:30you're sent to the abyss, but this guy's still here.
15:32Oh, yeah! You're right!
15:34Which means he must have a second count somewhere.
15:37Like I said, we're in the presence of a ballot holder.
15:40Okay, looks like I'm gonna have to spell this one out.
15:43He's the masked man on the wanted poster.
15:48No way!
15:49I can't believe it took you this long.
15:51What did you just say?
15:52Who, me?
15:54Hey, Miss Sergeant Major.
15:56What's this do?
15:58That little jerk took my sword!
16:00You know, there's no need for name-calling.
16:02Hey!
16:04Swords breed so much violence, don't they?
16:06You don't need this, Lynn.
16:08Let's make love, not war.
16:13Impressive, right?
16:14Hope you didn't think all soldiers were sword fighters.
16:19It's a skill I specialize in.
16:21I suggest you turn yourself in.
16:23This town is important to me.
16:26No!
16:26Stop!
16:27I don't want to see it hurt!
16:29No!
16:29Calm down.
16:31You might pull something screaming like that.
16:33Just relax and take a deep breath.
16:35Do you know he's looking at your undies?
16:43What a weird sound.
16:46That was the strangest reaction I've ever seen.
16:48What do you think, Pele?
16:49Yes, sir.
16:50You're the one who's doing high kicks in the smallest and tightest skirt I've ever seen.
16:54I just assumed you wanted us to see your panties.
16:57Yeah, makes sense to me.
16:58No!
16:59There's nothing I can do about this skirt.
17:02It's my uniform!
17:03Yes!
17:07There's something else very strange about him.
17:10Who is he?
17:11Where is he from?
17:12I've thrown so many kicks his way.
17:15And after all that, there's not one scratch on him.
17:18No, but you did hurt me.
17:26The moment I met you I knew.
17:29But then you slayed my heart.
17:31Oh...
17:33You're really blushing over this guy?
17:43No, we can't.
17:45I'm a military officer.
17:48And you, sir, are a wanted felon.
17:51It won't work between us.
17:53I want to have a baby.
17:55No, more like three babies.
17:58Also, do you think you could get a job?
18:02Actually, never mind.
18:03You don't need to work.
18:05Just, um...
18:06Well, as long as you could stay with the kids and be a good father, then...
18:10Then that's all any of us need.
18:13I...
18:14Um...
18:14Sergeant Major?
18:23Looks like he had to go.
18:26Huh?
18:28He's gone?
18:29Sorry.
18:30Well, I guess that means you showed off your naughty shorts for no reason.
18:33I don't know.
18:35Oh.
18:39Why?
18:46Oh, come on.
18:47Let's get wasted.
18:48Where's my Nepeta?
18:50For you.
18:51Thanks.
18:51I needed that.
18:53Hey.
18:53Nana!
18:54Yeah, I see you, sir.
18:58You hanging in there?
18:59Sorry.
19:00I know this is a lot.
19:01I'm fine.
19:02It's just my first time and I want to do it right.
19:05Uh...
19:06But...
19:07But you're worried about Ligt, I know.
19:10When can we go out and look for him?
19:11Hey, don't get too far ahead of yourself.
19:14The first step is to save up money for the trip.
19:18Yeah, I remember.
19:20Hey!
19:21Welcome...
19:21Well, Lieutenant, what a nice surprise.
19:32Iron bars and a lion on the emblem.
19:34What can I get for you?
19:37The man on this poster.
19:39Yeah, I wish.
19:41I haven't seen him in quite a while.
19:43He just disappeared one day.
19:44Don't lie to me.
19:45Uh...
19:46Uh...
19:47Oh, no.
19:53My patrol has given me very accurate reports.
19:56You claimed you know nothing.
19:58I happen to know that's not true.
20:02I don't take kindly to being lied to.
20:05We have to get out of here.
20:06Let's go.
20:07Uh...
20:07All right.
20:11I'll let you try this again.
20:12Do you know where Lichtbach is?
20:17Last I heard, he was heading toward the east.
20:20And that's honestly all I know.
20:23Did everybody hear that?
20:25Sir!
20:26She said he's heading east.
20:29We go west.
20:30Move out.
20:42Time to hunt an ace.
20:44She said he's heading east.
21:14She said he'd be a part of the island.
21:19But it seems like it must not be a place to be.
21:20Until we know where it goes.
21:21I think it will be so simple.
21:23She said he's heading east.
21:24What do you know?
21:25I don't think it will be here to be a place.
21:26I don't know.
21:27I think it will be too much for the island.
21:28It's funny, though.
21:30I can't see you.
21:30I'm scared you.
21:31I'm scared you.
21:33You're scared you.
21:34I'm scared you.
21:39It's so scary.
21:40Today as a day is
21:41I want you.
21:41소�erned.
21:42I'll see you next time.
22:12I'll see you next time.
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