00:01Don't wait, bambino, don't wait, bambino.
00:05Let's have a look.
00:07She's very quiet right now, though.
00:10Can we hold her?
00:12It doesn't seem to be moving, though.
00:16Something was seriously wrong with the baby.
00:19I knew it. I knew it. It's not real.
00:23It's a doll. I knew it. I could see its hand.
00:26Fake baby. Bottles of milk. I knew it. Something was weird.
00:30Where's the real one? Where's the actual baby?
00:33Did something happen with the pregnancy?
00:36You guys wanted there to be a baby in the family and we've brought you a baby.
00:40It doesn't matter if it's real or fake.
00:42What do you mean it doesn't matter? Did something happen during the pregnancy?
00:45Was that not real as well?
00:47It's like you guys always brought a baby in the house.
00:49Did something happen with the pregnancy or was that fake as well?
00:53You guys have been visiting us in the past 12 months and since we had this baby,
00:57everyone's been coming to the house.
00:58You live an hour and a half away and you never make the effort to come and see anyone else.
01:03They've had family issues for years.
01:05What are we going to do? Let it grow up and get a different sized doll every few years?
01:09I think you guys have been...
01:10The intention was nice.
01:13I mean you guys came over all of your parties, your presents.
01:16Yeah, well we're not expecting all of that back.
01:19I feel like I am.
01:21What about 80 quid I gave you for clothes?
01:24We all come to get 80 quid.
01:27That's what I've been spent.
01:28Of what?
01:29You need to give us the money back.
01:30Of what?
01:31For children?
01:32For dolls?
01:33Let's have a look at that.
01:34Here, you have it.
01:35I don't want it.
01:36It's plastic.
01:37You've actually been having us on for almost a year.
01:40When are you going to stop this?
01:42We weren't sure.
01:43Were you going to let everyone hold the baby and figure it out for themselves?
01:45They wanted to keep this fantasy going for as long as possible.
01:51You've been far too isolated out of here.
01:53This is...
01:54You need some...
01:55Come and see us!
01:56Come and see us!
01:58Do it!
01:59All the money we've spent.
02:01All the money that we've spent.
02:03On a doll.
02:05On a doll?
02:06I've spent 600 quid on a pram.
02:08I ain't got kids.
02:09What am I going to do with that?
02:10You can return it.
02:11Return it?
02:12You can't do the furniture that you guys can use it on?
02:14Wait, that's not the point!
02:15And we will practice.
02:16We thought that you had a baby.
02:18We come along to see you.
02:19Get off!
02:20It's a doll!
02:21Holding on to this thing.
02:22Are you not seeing me?
02:23For real!
02:24The entire family have spent a fortune supporting their pregnancy.
02:27I think you're getting some serious psychological intervention here.
02:31You've taken so much money from everyone.
02:33You've had us round, time after time, lying to us.
02:36Hasn't it been nice there?
02:37Well, not now.
02:38It's been a hoax.
02:40The whole thing's been a hoax.
02:41You've scammed your close friends.
02:42We've actually spent money on babies, though.
02:44But that's weird, because it's a doll.
02:46It's not a real baby.
02:47I don't even like it.
02:48I've been queer right to be nice.
02:50I've spent six months being nice.
02:52Do you know what?
02:53They've had enough, and have decided to leave.
02:55I'm just scared.
02:56I don't know if I want to.
02:57Go on, you're not welcome.
02:58They don't really understand me.
02:59It's a fake doll.
03:00You've lied to us for months.
03:01But it was so nice.
03:02I can't believe that.
03:03It was nice!
03:04I'm just kidding.
03:05You in a pretty nice place.
03:06You're so high.
03:07I'm just kidding.
03:08I'm just kidding.
03:09You have to eat.
03:10You're so happy.
03:11You're so happy.
03:12You're so happy.
03:13That's my heart.
03:14It's so happy.
03:15You're so happy.
03:16I'm just gonna try.
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