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"The Life and Times of Captain Barney Miller" is the title of the original, unaired pilot episode for the sitcom Barney Miller. It was broadcast as part of an ABC summer anthology series called Just for Laughs on August 22, 1974

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00:00The End
01:30Bookmaking. Possession of gambling records.
01:32I want an attorney with no cause to myself.
01:34What for? You're guilty.
01:36Mind if I don't take your word?
01:38Bankrolling betting slips, Harry.
01:40You got caught with all this stuff on you?
01:42Names, figures.
01:44Yeah.
01:45$125. Collect. Chafet.
01:47Hey, $350. Paluzzi.
01:50They're getting careless, Harry.
01:51$65. Collect. Grimaldi.
01:5612th Precinct. Sergeant Grimaldi.
02:00Very, very careless, Harry.
02:03Yes, ma'am.
02:05Peeping Tom on your fire escape.
02:08What's the address?
02:09Third floor, rear bedroom window.
02:11What does the guy look like?
02:13Tall, 180 pounds, dark hair, nicely dressed, cute smug.
02:22I'll call back later.
02:24You guys are making a big mistake.
02:26Sitting on top of the bar beating her with a brick.
02:29Hey, self-defense man, he hit me first.
02:32I was just, you know...
02:33Yeah, mugging it.
02:35Hold on.
02:36I said, hey, man, give me your money, you know?
02:39And next thing I know, he hits me.
02:42This guy must be from out of town or something.
02:47Got some aspirin?
02:48Got another headache.
02:49No, it's the same one I've always had.
02:5212th Precinct Detective, Sergeant Grimaldi.
02:55No, sorry, Captain Miller isn't here.
02:57Oh, hi, Elizabeth.
02:59No, Bonnie hasn't come in yet.
03:00I sound worried.
03:02Liz, take my word for I'm not worried a bit.
03:04It's as quiet as a grave here.
03:06You're absolutely right.
03:08It was a very bad choice of words.
03:12You better talk to the bedroom.
03:14Hold it down, will you?
03:18Hey, man, I thought he was an old man.
03:21That's what I wanted you to think.
03:22How do you care what I think?
03:24I work undercover incognito.
03:27I say to my old man, you know what I think?
03:28And he says, who cares what you think?
03:32Gives me a chance to get close to the people, close to the scene, you dig?
03:36My father's a wonderful man.
03:39But he's not marvelous.
03:42Sure, I'll have him call you as soon as he gets in.
03:44Now, don't worry, huh?
03:46You taking aspirin again?
03:48Yeah.
03:48What for?
03:49My headache.
03:51You know what the trouble is with you, Fish?
03:52What?
03:53You're too old.
03:54What can I do about it?
03:55Nothing.
03:56Then why did you bring it up for?
03:58I just want to make a little friendly conversation.
04:0312 Precinct, Sergeant Grimaldi.
04:05How about it, Harry?
04:05They want to see you downstairs.
04:08Hey, Grimaldi, ain't there a little something you can do for me?
04:11Here's 20.
04:12I'll pay the rest when you get out.
04:13No, no, no.
04:15They want him to go to the can.
04:17Wilson, you take him to the bathroom.
04:19You take him.
04:20Bear your cuffs.
04:21All right, come on.
04:21Hey, man, I'm in bad shape.
04:22Me, too.
04:23I need a little something.
04:24I need a vacation.
04:26Hold on one minute.
04:28Hey, Wilson.
04:29Yeah?
04:29Were you disguised as a rabbi yesterday?
04:31Yeah, why?
04:36You had to forcibly subdue some guy in a delicatessen?
04:39Yeah.
04:40Pick up the phone.
04:41It's the B'nai B'rith.
04:48Okay, man, I'm going to put your hands up.
04:49Easy.
04:50Take it easy.
04:50Nobody get in my way.
04:51I swear I'm going to kill everybody.
04:53I'm going to get out.
04:56Nobody try and stop me.
04:57I swear I'm going to kill everybody in this damn place if I don't get out of here.
05:01Boy, do I hate to start a day like this.
05:04Get out of the way.
05:05Move.
05:06I'm moving.
05:06I'm moving.
05:07But I'm moving slowly.
05:09Because I don't want you to misinterpret my moves.
05:11I want to get out of here.
05:12Sure, I don't blame you.
05:13I don't want to kill anybody.
05:14Of course you don't want to kill anybody.
05:16But I want to get out of here.
05:17You'll get out of here.
05:18It was not with the gun.
05:22Can I get out of here without the gun?
05:26We'll arrange something.
05:29Can I ask you a question?
05:30Go ahead.
05:39What's your name?
05:41That's the question?
05:42I'm Bonnie Miller.
05:46Don't con me.
05:47No, no, no, no.
05:49Don't con me.
05:49No, no, easy, easy, easy.
05:52I just want to know your name.
05:54You see, if you call somebody by your name, he becomes a person.
05:58It's easy to shoot a stranger.
05:59It's hard to shoot a person.
06:02What's your name?
06:04Santos.
06:04Santos.
06:05See, we're already beginning to know each other.
06:08Maybe we can even be friends, Santos.
06:10What's your first name?
06:14Ramon.
06:14You call me Barney, I'll call you Ramon.
06:18I want to get out of here, Barney.
06:22Sure, sure, you'll get out of here, Ramon.
06:25But we've got to go by the rules.
06:28I mean, first we've got to book you.
06:29In jail?
06:31That's all we've got here.
06:34But you'll get a fair and impartial trial.
06:36Hey, man.
06:37What's the matter?
06:37I'm a Puerto Rican junkie in a police station with a gun in my hand.
06:43What am I going to do with a fair child?
06:49Don't answer that phone.
06:53Ramon, this is a police station.
06:56You've got to let Sergeant Grimaldi answer the telephone.
07:00He won't do anything stupid.
07:02Sergeant Grimaldi, don't do anything stupid.
07:04Okay.
07:11Twelve precinct detectors.
07:12Sergeant Grimaldi.
07:14Oh, he just came in.
07:16Barney, it's your wife.
07:22Ask her to call back.
07:25Liz, could you call back a little while?
07:27She can't call back, Barney.
07:29Ramon, you married?
07:36Someday you'll be married.
07:37You'll understand.
07:38Do you mind if I talk to my wife?
07:40No tricks.
07:41No tricks.
07:46Be brief, will you, Liz?
07:48I'm kind of busy.
07:51Charlie called.
07:53It's her uncle.
07:55Liz, I can't talk investments now.
07:57I got people waiting.
07:58Yes, I'll give everybody your regards.
08:04Bye-bye.
08:05Forgive me, Ramon.
08:08Hey, I got an idea.
08:10Good!
08:11I'll take thinking to shooting any day.
08:13Everybody, pay attention.
08:15Ramon is a suggestion.
08:16What's your idea, Ramon?
08:17Okay, men, look.
08:18I give you the gun,
08:20and you let me walk out of here,
08:21and we forget the whole thing happened.
08:23What do you say, huh?
08:24Huh?
08:24Huh?
08:24You know, it's not a bad idea.
08:33I'd like to, Ramon, but I can't.
08:35Why not?
08:35It's okay with us.
08:36Sure, let him go.
08:39No.
08:40Why not?
08:41It's okay with Tom.
08:42If I told you that if you gave me the gun,
08:46I would let you walk out of here like nothing happened,
08:48would you believe me?
08:50Maybe.
08:51No, you wouldn't.
08:52You know why?
08:54Because you're not stupid.
08:56But neither are we.
08:57If you give me that gun and try to walk out of here,
09:00Sergeant Grimaldi and the other boys are going to beat the hell out of you.
09:03Tell him.
09:04Tell him what?
09:05Tell him.
09:06Tell him that if he gives me the gun and tries to walk out of here,
09:09you and Fish and Wilson are going to beat the hell out of him.
09:12Barney.
09:12Tell him.
09:14I want Ramon to understand that up here,
09:19nobody lies to him.
09:22Kid, if you give us the gun and try to get out of here,
09:25we'll beat the hell out of you.
09:27See?
09:28Now that you can believe.
09:30Put your hands up!
09:33Ramon,
09:34you are not going to get out of here with that gun!
09:37But I got something in my pocket that's going to help you get out of here.
09:42What you got?
09:43A card.
09:44What kind of card?
09:45A card with the name of a lawyer on it.
09:49Hey, I ain't got no money for a lawyer.
09:51Stanley Mankiewicz doesn't charge.
09:53Don't put me on, man.
09:54Everybody charges.
09:55No, that's the beauty part of this card.
09:57He's paid for it by the city.
09:59He's a public defender.
10:01He's very young, but he's very smart.
10:04He keeps company with my daughter.
10:08This guy Mankiewicz, he's not a Puerto Rican.
10:11He's Jewish.
10:13It's practically the same thing.
10:17Come on.
10:19Come on.
10:20See, my hands are up here.
10:21And my gun is over here.
10:26And the card
10:27is in this pocket.
10:29I don't know, man.
10:36Here.
10:36I'll put it right here.
10:37Everybody more!
10:49Don't everybody shoot!
10:50Man, you trying to suck me out, man?
10:59Get out of the way!
11:00Ramon, I can't do that.
11:01Now, Ramon, the only way you're going to get out of here
11:03is to pick up that card.
11:03Get out of my way!
11:04Ramon, any minute, 80 more cops
11:06are going to be coming in through that door
11:07and it's going to be all over.
11:08Now, pick up the card!
11:09You want me to kill you, man?
11:10I want you to call Stanley Mankiewicz!
11:14Is that too much to ask of a friend?
11:16No.
11:37Okay, okay.
11:38Okay, you won't regret it.
11:44Whose gun is this?
11:47Mine.
11:49You and I will discuss at another time
11:51how Ramon happened to get your gun.
11:53In the meantime,
11:54pick him out and book him.
11:56Better make that phone call.
11:58Get him something for his screaming memes.
12:01I'll use a little something myself.
12:03Barney!
12:04Why didn't you hit the deck?
12:05I could have had a good shot at him.
12:06I know you're too long, Kaczynski.
12:08I wouldn't want a thing like that
12:09on your conscience.
12:10Besides, I've seen you on the pistol range.
12:13What's that supposed to mean?
12:14With the kid,
12:15I stood a 50-50 chance.
12:16He wouldn't shoot me.
12:17With you, I wasn't so sure.
12:26I'm home.
12:26How was your day?
12:30Don't tell me.
12:31I don't want to know.
12:34How was your day?
12:36Well, we didn't get robbed.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40Rachel is late again.
12:45Bang!
12:46Will you cut that out?
12:47Hello, Daddy.
12:50Don't hello, Daddy.
12:51Don't you know it's impolite
12:52to sneak up behind people and bang!
12:56David.
12:57David, my only begotten son.
13:00Why is it with two and a quarter million dollars
13:02worth of toys in this place,
13:03you only play with guns?
13:05You play with a gun.
13:08It's part of my job.
13:09Mr. Schwartz has a job
13:11and he doesn't play with a gun.
13:13Mr. Schwartz is a janitor.
13:14He plays with a shovel.
13:15Your father is a police officer.
13:18He plays with a gun.
13:22Play with this.
13:24Babe!
13:26David, will you come in
13:27and have your dinner, please?
13:29I do not like the way
13:31this child's mind is developing.
13:33He's just a child playing.
13:36Just a child who goes
13:37to a progressive school.
13:39Why doesn't he sneak up behind me
13:41and yell at me something in French?
13:42All right, drop them lamb chops.
13:47Drop those lamb chops, David.
13:49All right, drop those lamb chops.
13:51Don't say them chops.
13:53I don't want any of those chops.
13:55What's wrong with those lamb chops?
13:57Those are beautiful broiled lamb chops.
13:59I don't like lamb chops
14:00when you broil...
14:02they.
14:04Them.
14:05Now you can say them.
14:06I don't like them lamb chops broiling.
14:09Don't they teach you
14:10the difference in school
14:11between those chops
14:12and them chops?
14:13We don't get top chops.
14:15We get top finger painting.
14:19Eat your soup.
14:24Here.
14:27Taste that.
14:29What is it?
14:30The duxelle for the veal orlof.
14:32Doesn't taste like veal.
14:34That's because I made it with chicken.
14:36Very clever.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Hello.
14:39Hi.
14:40Hi, my father.
14:41Hello, darling.
14:43Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:44What's the rush?
14:45Come on, come on.
14:45Sorry, Dad.
14:47But I got a rush.
14:49Stanley Mankiewicz
14:50is taking me out for dinner.
14:51Oh, Mom,
14:52can you text me something to eat?
14:54I thought you just said
14:55Stanley Mankiewicz
14:55was taking you out to dinner.
14:57Public defenders
14:57don't have any money,
14:58so I tell them
14:59all I ever eat for dinner
15:00is dessert.
15:02Well, if you can wait
15:03ten minutes,
15:03you can have veal orlof.
15:04Mom, I'm late already.
15:05So I noticed.
15:06Where have you been?
15:07Monday's orchestra rehearsal.
15:09It's dark already.
15:11Well, if I had an apartment
15:12of my own near school,
15:13I wouldn't be late
15:13all the time.
15:14A stunning girl
15:15has no business
15:16living alone in this city.
15:17A lot of pretty girls
15:18live alone in New York, Mama.
15:19You are not pretty.
15:21You are stunning.
15:22Pretty is cute.
15:23Stunning is trouble.
15:25Tell her, Barney.
15:26Huh?
15:27Tell her,
15:28how many cases of rape
15:29in New York City
15:29every year?
15:3121,586 cases
15:32at rape
15:33in the city
15:33of New York
15:33last year.
15:34But, Mom,
15:356,211 in the Bronx,
15:3710,062 in Manhattan,
15:395,220 in Brooklyn,
15:41and 93 in Queens.
15:43But, Mom,
15:44I have to have
15:44my own apartment
15:45sometime.
15:46When you're 21
15:47or when you're married,
15:48whichever comes first.
15:49Then you will have
15:50your own apartment.
15:50In Queens.
15:51I've got a good dress.
15:56Barney?
15:56Huh?
15:58Uncle Charlie
15:59is coming for dinner tonight.
16:00I know.
16:01How did you know?
16:02That phone call
16:03this morning,
16:04investments,
16:05veal or love.
16:06I'm a very good
16:07detective, Liz.
16:09Barney?
16:10Huh?
16:11Uncle Charlie
16:12is going to give us
16:14the opportunity
16:14of going into business
16:15with him.
16:16Your Uncle Charlie
16:17is in politics.
16:17What do I know
16:18about politics?
16:19But this isn't politics.
16:20It's a business
16:21opportunity,
16:21and it could help
16:22you retire in two years
16:23instead of in five.
16:28You really hate it,
16:29I'm a cop.
16:30Yes.
16:30Don't beat around
16:31the bush.
16:33I can't help it.
16:34I'll never get used to it.
16:36You were only going
16:37to be a policeman
16:38until you got credits
16:38to go to law school.
16:39I'm not just a policeman.
16:41I am an executive.
16:43I'm the man
16:44behind the man
16:45behind the gun.
16:49Barney,
16:50if you leave me alone,
16:50I'll never forgive you.
16:52I ain't going anywhere.
16:55Mama!
16:56He's half an hour early.
16:57I'll get it.
16:58Well, get dressed.
16:59I'll fix Stanley's
17:00and me to eat, too.
17:01That way,
17:01you'll both start even.
17:02Hello, Barney.
17:04Hello, Charlie.
17:06Liz,
17:06it's your Uncle
17:07the Alderman.
17:08Flowers for the fairest.
17:10David!
17:10Come see who's here.
17:12Uncle Charlie!
17:13Hey, Davey,
17:15my boy!
17:18Look what I brought
17:19for my favorite nephew.
17:20What do you say to that?
17:22Stick him up.
17:24With a football?
17:26The kid's got
17:26a great imagination.
17:28Hey, look,
17:29all the boys
17:29autographed it, too.
17:31George Meany,
17:32Nelson Rockefeller.
17:33How about
17:36something you drink,
17:36Uncle Charlie?
17:37Anything, sweetheart,
17:38on the rocks.
17:40Barney, my boy,
17:41it looks like
17:42we are going
17:43into business together.
17:45So Elizabeth tells me,
17:47tell me,
17:47what are we
17:49going to do?
17:50We're going to buy
17:50a building,
17:51and it is the best
17:53real estate opportunity
17:54I have ever saw.
17:56Come on.
17:57Thank you, sweetheart.
17:58Oh, hey,
18:02what is that?
18:03That smells delicious.
18:05Be a Lorloff.
18:06Oh, smells like chicken.
18:10Hey, you know,
18:11I haven't been out
18:11to a home-cooked meal
18:12in months.
18:14Restaurants,
18:14always restaurants.
18:15What kind of building
18:16is it?
18:17What?
18:18What kind of building
18:19is it?
18:20It's a condemned building.
18:23What are we going to do
18:23with a condemned building?
18:25Urban redevelopment.
18:27Seven investors,
18:28$8,000 apiece,
18:30and that will give us
18:31a building which will
18:31return to each investor
18:33a net, net, net
18:35of $8,250
18:37the first year.
18:39Doesn't that sound wonderful?
18:41It sounds impossible.
18:43Well, it's the
18:44maintenance costs.
18:46They are practically
18:47non-existent.
18:48How much is
18:49practically non-existent?
18:50I don't know.
18:51It's all in here.
18:52Do you ever look in there?
18:53Not very often.
18:54I'd like to know.
18:57How much is
18:57non-existent?
18:58Maintenance.
18:59Let me see.
19:01Ah, here we are.
19:02$400 a month.
19:04How big a building?
19:05Nine stories.
19:07How many elevators?
19:09There you go.
19:10No elevators.
19:12A nine-story walk-up.
19:14Ain't that healthy?
19:17Nine stories,
19:18$400 a month.
19:19You can't buy fuel oil
19:20for $400 a month.
19:22We don't use oil.
19:23Coal.
19:23We don't use coal.
19:25How do you heat the building?
19:27We don't heat the building.
19:29A nine-story walk-up
19:31with no heat.
19:32It doesn't say
19:32no heat.
19:33It says
19:33we don't heat it.
19:36They heat it.
19:37And how do
19:38they heat it?
19:39Electric heaters.
19:41We're going to put in
19:41electricity.
19:43Up to the fourth floor.
19:45Tell me more.
19:46What else are we
19:47going to do?
19:48We're going to paint it.
19:49All of it?
19:50Most of it.
19:52You're not going to
19:53paint it all?
19:54Half of it.
19:56Which half?
19:57The outside, half.
20:01Sorry, Charlie.
20:02It's not for us.
20:02You're not talking about
20:03urban redevelopment.
20:05They're reopening a slum.
20:06Well, I am not the kind
20:08to jump to conclusions.
20:10Barney's right, Uncle Charlie.
20:11It's not for us.
20:12You shouldn't get involved
20:13yourself, Charlie.
20:15As a matter of fact,
20:16why don't we take
20:17that prospectus
20:18and get it to the
20:19Department of Buildings,
20:21Board of Health?
20:23Barney, if you don't
20:25want to swim,
20:26you just stay out
20:27of the water, you know?
20:28You don't empty the pool.
20:30Hi, man.
20:31Oh, hi, Uncle Charlie.
20:33Hi, sweetheart.
20:35Hi, Rachel.
20:36Come on in, Stanley.
20:36Hello, Stanley.
20:37Hi, Dr. Miller.
20:38Hello, Stanley.
20:39Good evening, Mrs. Miller.
20:40This is my uncle,
20:40Alderman Ryan,
20:41Stanley Mankiewicz.
20:42How do you do, sir?
20:43He's a lawyer
20:43in the public defender's
20:44office.
20:45Oh.
20:46Well, I'm here tonight
20:49for two reasons.
20:50First, to take a certain
20:52beautiful girl out to dinner.
20:54Honesty and purpose.
20:56First two prerequisites
20:57of a future judge.
20:58And second,
20:59to present a bottle of wine
21:00to the hero
21:01as a tribute
21:02and a thank you.
21:04What hero?
21:05You shouldn't have done it,
21:06Stanley.
21:08What hero, Stanley?
21:10Didn't he tell you?
21:12This morning,
21:13some crazy kid
21:14strung out on drugs
21:15comes into the police station
21:16and takes a gun away
21:17from a police officer
21:18and threatens to kill
21:19everyone in the place
21:20unless they let him go free.
21:22And Captain Barney Miller
21:23not only talks him out of it,
21:25but sends him to me
21:26as a client.
21:28Daddy, that's terrible.
21:30You could have been murdered.
21:32What's everybody
21:33making such a big deal about?
21:35What do you mean,
21:36big deal?
21:37Stanley's over-dramatizing it.
21:39He comes in and tells
21:40this big story
21:41about some kid
21:42comes into the police station,
21:43steals a gun
21:44from an officer
21:44and threatens to kill
21:45everybody in the place
21:46unless we let him go.
21:47Well, isn't that what happened?
21:48Of course not!
21:49Then what happened?
21:50Some crazy kid
21:51came into the police station,
21:52stole a gun
21:53from a policeman,
21:54tried to kill
21:54everybody in the place
21:55unless we let him go.
22:00Sorry, Captain Miller.
22:01I didn't mean to upset
22:02Mrs. Miller.
22:03It's all right, Stanley.
22:04We've been there before.
22:06Is there anything
22:07I can do?
22:08Yeah.
22:09You came to take
22:10my daughter out
22:10to dessert.
22:11Take her.
22:16Good night, Dad.
22:17Good night.
22:18I'm out.
22:18Charlie, would you mind
22:29coming to dinner
22:29on Friday
22:30instead of tonight?
22:31Barney, you are a decent,
22:34moral, upstanding
22:36man of integrity.
22:37But if Elizabeth loves you,
22:39that's all right with me.
22:48I don't want any more, Barney.
22:51I got figures to prove
22:53that a situation like this
22:55happens once in a lifetime.
22:57Do you realize
22:57what that means?
22:59It's already happened to me.
23:00I'm safe
23:01for the rest of my lifetime.
23:03Charlie, you could have
23:04been killed today.
23:05So could you.
23:06What are you talking about?
23:07You could have been
23:07hit by a car.
23:09I got figures to prove
23:10more women are hit by cars
23:11than captains
23:11shot in police stations.
23:15I don't like to laugh
23:16when I'm crying.
23:18Try.
23:22I'm going to keep looking.
23:24For what?
23:25For a way out.
23:28Doesn't cost anything
23:29to look.
23:30Oh, Barney.
23:31Barney.
23:32Barney.
23:34Barney, my
23:35field oil.
23:35What the hell
23:36was the field oil like?
23:41Hey!
23:49This is outrageous.
23:51You're here for my
23:52attorneys.
23:53It's a clear case
23:53of entrapment.
23:54Don't drive me, man.
23:56You followed me
23:56six blocks
23:57and offered me
23:57a hundred bucks.
24:00If you're out of town
24:01as I give New York
24:02a bad name.
24:08It's Captain Miller.
24:10Stanley.
24:11I got wonderful news.
24:12Rachel didn't say a word.
24:13Ah, it's not about Rachel.
24:15It's about the Sanders case.
24:17What about him?
24:18He was so appreciative
24:19for what you did yesterday
24:20that he wanted me
24:20to thank you
24:21when he wanted me
24:22to give you this
24:22as a token of thanks
24:23and an expression
24:24of gratitude.
24:25What is this?
24:26It's a list of pushers
24:27and muggers
24:27in the neighborhood.
24:29He, uh, wished
24:30there could be more,
24:31but he...
24:31You thank him
24:32and tell him
24:33that we'll put it
24:33to good use.
24:34And thank you, Stanley.
24:36Barney,
24:37we're going to
24:37come try to
24:37in progress
24:38at a bank
24:38in the East Village.
24:39Ah, Stanley,
24:40would you excuse us?
24:40This is our busy season.
24:42Okay, everybody ready?
24:43Hey!
24:45Madam!
24:45Uh, I'm not too much
24:50in a rush.
24:50You can get your haircut
24:51first and then
24:52I'll get mine.
24:54What?
24:55I mean,
24:56as long as it's so quiet
24:57in the city today,
24:59it would...
25:00Elizabeth!
25:01Hello, everybody.
25:04What's that?
25:05This?
25:06This is a Mark V
25:07tear gas grenade launcher.
25:11It makes people cry.
25:13I'll put it in my coat.
25:19Elizabeth,
25:20what are you, uh,
25:20doing here?
25:21Well, I was just
25:22doing a little shopping
25:23down in the village
25:23and I thought
25:24since I was in the neighborhood
25:26I'd be a sport
25:26and take my husband
25:27to lunch.
25:28But who's hungry
25:29before a shootout?
25:32I'd like to sit
25:33and chat.
25:34I know, I know.
25:35You have criminals waiting.
25:36Go, shoot, be happy.
25:39Yes.
25:40Mom,
25:41the kids are in school.
25:44I'll come home.
25:46We'll have lunch together.
25:48Got any more veal or lots?
25:50Plenty.
25:51Good.
25:51We'll have chicken sandwiches.
25:52Come on.
25:53All set.
25:55Who's this?
25:56That's Wilson.
25:59Somebody looks like normal.
26:01He's not a bad looking fella.
26:03Come on.
26:03Come on.
26:03Come on.
26:04Come on.
26:05Come on.
26:06Come on.
26:07Come on.
26:08Come on.
26:09Come on.
26:10Come on.
26:11Come on.
26:12Come on.
26:12Come on.
26:13Come on.
26:15Come on.
26:15Come on.
26:18Come on.
26:40Come on.
26:40You
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