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Jason Lee, engages in an authentic and compelling story with Stevie Wonder on the Jason Lee show

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00:00I was at dinner at Mr. Chow and I was sitting at the table. I told my friend this in private,
00:04but I'm going to say this. I've never said this publicly. No, this is not bad. It's just a
00:09question. I have a question. Y'all set me up. No, look, I'm sitting at Mr. Chow. Are y'all
00:15listening to me? Yeah, I'm listening. Okay. Well, why do you look like you're bracing for impact?
00:21Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, listen. I'm sitting at dinner with my friends at Mr. Chow.
00:26We're sitting outside on the patio near the curb. The woman walks up to me and she says,
00:32can you all please move tables? Stevie Wonder would like to sit here. He wants to sit by the street.
00:38I got to go. I already know where this is going. No, I just said. One of my friends needs to sleep
00:46with him. What? Wait, before. Wait, but I was saying before. He took his glasses off while they
00:53were doing it. Really? I got to go. Wait, wait, but here's my question. Why would they move me
01:07from the side of the street? Because Stevie Wonder wants to sit near the street. They don't want to
01:12lie to him. They could have just lied to him and told him he had the best seat in the house.
01:22I got to go. Can I go now? Your friend, Stevie Wonder, and he took his glasses off.
01:28No, I have. Listen, the opinions are stated on this show and not those of me.
01:33I have to go. I have nothing to do with nothing like that. I love Stevie Wonder.
01:38I love him too. Excuse me. Stevie Wonder, wait. I've been on here trying to be our sentient
01:44and not get into and I've been pulled into. But this year, you don't see me wonder. God bless
01:51you. I wish you all the best in both y'all careers because y'all see me wonder. We didn't
01:56in my friend. I see where this is going. I got nothing to do with none of this. KJLH is my mother
02:03radio station. She said he was good. He pumped her out. His sense is like, he's very sensual.
02:13Please cut me out of this part right here. Cut edit right here. But we're not saying anything
02:17negative about him. You don't talk about Stevie. He's a gentleman, a scholar.
02:22Wait, I have a question. Nope. Hello? Hey, Chef. Artilia, come here.
02:27I'm getting ready to go. I'm going to take mine to go, okay?
02:29Artilia. Artilia. Somebody call an elevator. Come get these eyes together. They're crying.
02:37Wait, okay, wait. Let me ask a question. Thanks for my handcuffs. Wait, wait, wait. Come on,
02:41come on. Let me ask a question while we get this together. Do you have something to dry
02:46it out? I got to pee again. Wait, before you pee. A little tiny bladder. Wait, wait, wait.
02:51So look, because women sit up and have conversations about sex.
02:55Not with men. Not with men. Not with men.
02:58Because I remember one time I slept with my friend's boyfriend, right?
03:01What?
03:02I'm out.
03:04That's out.
03:05No, I have a question. Does Stevie have a big...
03:07I don't know. I didn't ask you all that.
03:09Okay, so anyway, guys.
03:11Hey, Chef.
03:12She's...
03:13Don't eat up my plate, okay?
03:15And put it into go time.
03:17She didn't see it?
03:18Yeah, I will not. I will not.
03:25Hey, Chef. Come on.
03:26I get canceled every two months. I've had a good run.
03:28I'm not trying to be canceled.
03:30I get canceled every two months. Someone's mad at me for some...
03:33You know what's so crazy?
03:35Nah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:36Hold on.
03:38They can talk about my online.
03:40Wait, wait, wait. This is the question I have.
03:43Why we put respect on certain...
03:46They're not on other...
03:47They talk about mine online.
03:48Why can't we talk about Stevie Wonder?
03:50Because he can't see?
03:51No, he's an icon.
03:52No.
03:53So he's...
03:53Because he has iconic...
03:54We can't talk about it.
03:55Yeah.
03:57His wife didn't say that when he had the baby...
03:59Okay.
04:01No.
04:02Give me a Ziploc bag.
04:04My Uber's here.
04:06Whatever the...
04:07All right, fine.
04:07We'll move on.
04:08We'll move on.
04:08I got a cameo request.
04:10I got to go do my request.
04:10Okay, so let me ask this.
04:13Last question.
04:14I got to do my cameo request.
04:15Can I do it right now?
04:17Somebody needs a birthday show.
04:18I got to do it right now.
04:19I got to do it right now.
04:21Last question.
04:22Last question about Stevie.
04:23Y'all going to get me fucked up.
04:24I live in South Central.
04:28That's my radio station.
04:30For the record,
04:31I have been approached about working at the station.
04:33I have nothing but good...
04:34He's like...
04:34I heard he's a bomb.
04:35And it's before he was married.
04:36He was single.
04:37You heard what was wrong.
04:38Bang.
04:40Oh, boy.
04:41We'll do it right now.
04:42See you soon.
04:43Bye-bye.
04:44Bye-bye.
04:45Bye-bye.
04:45Bye-bye.
04:47Beachель exercising.
04:49Walk.
04:49Take care.
04:50I love you.
04:50Bye-bye.
04:51Bye-bye.
04:51Bye-bye.
04:52Bye-bye.
04:53Bye-bye.
04:54Bye-bye.
04:54Bye.
04:55Bye-bye.
04:56Bye-bye.
04:58Bye.
04:58Bye-bye.
04:59Bye.
04:59Bye-bye.
05:01Bye-bye.
05:02Bye-bye.
05:03Bye.
05:04Bye.
05:04Bye-bye.
05:06Bye-bye.
05:06Bye-bye.
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