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Emmerdale 31 December 2025
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01:00Well, I've only been gone a minute.
01:02I thought I'd have a bit of brekkie in bed.
01:03Don't lie.
01:04You only want me for my delicious body.
01:07It's New Year's Eve.
01:08Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:10Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:13Hang on.
01:14Is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:17No.
01:19He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:20So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:23I'll tell you what.
01:24I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:27Right, OK.
01:27But I can't go too mad.
01:30I said I dropped my mum at Liam after that murder mystery thing.
01:33God, you're up.
01:34Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:36Oh, well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:37You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:38All right.
01:39Go on, Dad.
01:39I'll tell you what.
01:40You need to cheer up because I'm starting this new year with a bang.
01:56Please, you're telling me, Robert, don't do it.
02:01What?
02:02I said, please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:07He's not dead.
02:08Yet.
02:09Good.
02:10Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:16You can't faff about with some sex.
02:19Half the village is going to crack it.
02:22Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:25Getting Robert alone.
02:27I'm not insane.
02:27Oh, yeah.
02:29Clearly not.
02:34You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:39Duty calls.
02:40Oh, duty.
02:42That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:44Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:47You know, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:50Well, there are other ways that this can end.
02:57No.
03:03No, I can't think of a single one.
03:11Ray?
03:12Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:14Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:15You OK?
03:16Are we going to see you later?
03:17A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:19Er, I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort.
03:22And, um...
03:24Look, you might as well know that I...
03:28I'm moving on.
03:30Eh?
03:31What do you mean?
03:32What, on, on?
03:34Yeah.
03:35I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:38Oh.
03:39What is it, er...
03:41Taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:43Yeah?
03:43What?
03:45What?
03:47Double time.
03:48I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:50But I, er...
03:52I leave tomorrow.
03:55Right.
03:56OK.
03:56Oh, right.
03:59Er...
03:59So, what, is that it?
04:02So, I'm really confused.
04:04Did I do anything?
04:06No, it's not you.
04:07It's not you.
04:08Is this what you want?
04:09What I want, um...
04:10Er...
04:13Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:17But, um...
04:18You know, cards on the table.
04:20I actually really like you.
04:23A lot.
04:24And I want you to stay here with me.
04:29Together?
04:30Yeah, together.
04:31I mean, I know...
04:33You know, it's really big and there's lots to consider.
04:35Like, you know, your work and your house and everything.
04:38But I, I, you know, I think...
04:40I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:46Erm...
04:46Yeah?
04:47Yeah, look, I've...
04:48I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself.
04:51So, erm...
04:53You don't have to think now, OK, about it.
04:56You don't have to give me a decision.
04:57Just eat your pizza and, erm...
04:58Oh.
05:00But I like you.
05:01You know a lot.
05:02I have to go back.
05:03I have to try again.
05:04You can't force Bear to leave.
05:05He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:06Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us.
05:07Remember?
05:08I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:09Not a bit.
05:10More like a lot.
05:11If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's
05:25it.
05:26He's gone.
05:28Why don't we call the police?
05:30Dylan.
05:33The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:36Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:38I know how to be careful.
05:39Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:42Look, I won't bear free to, alright, but I need you alive.
05:46So please don't.
05:49OK, fine, I won't, but I still need to go up there cos I told Ray that I'd help him back
05:53up.
05:54Will I see you later?
05:57Yeah.
05:58You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
06:03Right, ears to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:08And also, here's to piles.
06:10Oh, great!
06:11To weddings and piles!
06:12Oh, weddings and piles!
06:13Oh!
06:14Ooh!
06:15That tastes like carbonated dogweed.
06:16Yes, I was alcohol free, did I not mention?
06:17No, you did not.
06:18And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:19Except you might need a clear head.
06:20I need a teeny favour.
06:21To give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:22Okay.
06:23How much do you want?
06:24It's not money she's after.
06:25Basically, bell rang, alright?
06:26There's some legal shenanigans which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without
06:30giving notice.
06:3129 days.
06:3229 days.
06:33We're pros now, aren't we?
06:34Yeah.
06:35And the wedding's due to our what?
06:36To our what?
06:37To our what?
06:38Yes.
06:39What?
06:40Why are we whispering?
06:41Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwit.
06:42So, what do you want me to do?
06:43Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
06:44And then wangle us a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
06:45Oh, yeah.
06:46Is there anything else?
06:47Like, reservations?
06:48No.
06:49No.
06:50No.
06:51No.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:54No.
06:55No.
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:58No.
06:59No.
07:00No.
07:01No.
07:02No.
07:03No.
07:04No.
07:05No.
07:06No.
07:07No.
07:08No.
07:09No.
07:10No.
07:11No.
07:12No.
07:13Anything.
07:14Elvis Presley.
07:15Well, I might need a small peanut.
07:18If I'm gonna be stuck, I win.
07:23Elvis Presley.
07:26Babe, I just need to pop out, and get some party poppers.
07:32Um, you see to carry, yeah?
07:34What are you up to?
07:39Nothing.
07:40I er, I'm just bored.
07:42Thought I'd come to see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:44Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:47Get in.
07:48I've got something for you.
08:03It's a late Christmas present.
08:04Hey, steady. It got messy last time you did that.
08:15Why do you still have the hand?
08:16Erm, it's insurance.
08:18Just funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:22There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:25I don't want it.
08:27What, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:30No, not any of it!
08:31Well, neither do I.
08:33So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:39And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:43Agreed?
08:44I guess.
08:48Good. Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, innit?
08:56Round two?
08:57Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
09:00Look, Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:06Me?
09:07No, Vanessa, me!
09:09This is me apologising.
09:11Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:14Bye then.
09:16The test results are back.
09:18Bad.
09:19No good.
09:21There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:23Yay!
09:24And you were right.
09:25I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I just wanted peace of mind.
09:31And now you've got it.
09:33Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:36Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was okay.
09:39I do.
09:40For Sarah.
09:42This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:45And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:50Obviously someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:53Have you heard yourself?
09:55So sanctimonious.
09:56You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:58I won't apologise for having morals.
10:00No, not when it suits.
10:02Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:05Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:28Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:45What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
10:58What is this?
11:22Green, why have you brought an empty bag?
11:24What is going on?
11:25I'm sorry, April, but it's over.
11:55It's over.
11:56It's over.
12:05It's over.
12:06It's over.
12:07It's over.
12:09It's over.
12:11It's over.
12:12It's over.
12:14It's over.
12:16So that's for me.
12:17You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:20Mum, it's tired of you.
12:21You know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:23questions i i don't know what you mean you can't come away with us you know too much we need to
12:30set up clean you can like a bad hangover who's ready to run your mouth no no because if you go
12:38away i promise that i will never say a word again that's not how mum wants it look if i disappear
12:44then the first thing that dad and rona will do is go to the police and then that'll be worse for you
12:49yeah but you've run away before you've just done it again they'll never buy it april this was always
12:56a possibility no no you can't please no no no don't start crying no stop boring shut up
13:15you okay hon it didn't detonate did it oh really you know what that is don't you that bomb not going off
13:28that's a sign you know why because me and you what our futures are intertwined well
13:36because first i kill robert and then i kill you well you say that but death messy innit
13:49right just be brutally honest with me just for a minute
13:54what is it that you actually want aaron obviously ding ding correct answer now going by that logic
14:01do you really think that killing robert is the sort of thing that's going to make aaron think oh
14:06actually do you know what i am banging at this guy after all i can work on that no you really can't
14:15i mean it's it's obvious innit i run off with robert you run off with aaron
14:22we both get what we want everybody lives happily ever after and nobody has to die simple yeah
14:32it is yeah i mean i admit it you killing that nate character wasn't really a bit of you was it
14:43i mean imagine
14:46imagine having two more corpses on your hands
14:48i'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night
14:56oh i didn't know van goff was invited
15:00oh happy new year
15:06we did say do it in the cheat great what about the wedding balance if we check them or does it say
15:11congratulations on your bedding
15:13so hollard please tell me my blood pressure is not sewing for nothing
15:19uh alas i
15:23failed to be as useless as mac papers forged registrar booked
15:30come here you crafty old dog
15:32snogging fellas already not even midnight yet large merlot please we are uh just warming up for
15:40sarah and jacob's big i do's tomorrow
15:46but shh because it's a secret oh charity loves those
15:51don't tracy oh come together can you just try and stop me
15:56don't tracy oh
16:07oh
16:09No, no, no, don't do this, not for her.
16:30I have to.
16:31If Celia wants this, then where is she?
16:34Why is she making you do it?
16:37It's the way it is.
16:38She made you hurt, Dylan.
16:40I know you didn't want to.
16:43You're glad he didn't die.
16:44You would have hated yourself for it.
16:46And you know that Celia is wrong, but you're trapped and you can't get out.
16:50You need to be quiet.
16:53If Celia really loved you, then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does.
16:58No, no mum would.
17:00Not real mum.
17:01Stop talking.
17:03But you're not like her, you're not.
17:04I just, I want my dad, please.
17:07I need my dad, please.
17:08Shut it!
17:09You have to get him abroad.
17:26Out of the country.
17:29Easy peasy.
17:30I've got a mate with Lauren who owes me a favour.
17:33Next.
17:34Aaron.
17:35Cannot see him ever again.
17:38Not even a Christmas card.
17:39Robert's working in the farm.
17:42Top barn.
17:44Excellent.
17:46Do you know where Aaron is?
17:49Always.
17:55So that is me and Robert, off to the Costa del Sol.
17:58Roger the full English breakfast off one of them little plastic menus with the photos of the food on it.
18:02Call your mate.
18:05Yeah?
18:05Get Robert.
18:06Now.
18:11Oh, mate.
18:21I am an absolute weapons-grade raging psychopath, but I'm not stupid.
18:27What, me and you?
18:29Teaming up for you to get Aaron back?
18:31You absolute utter freak!
18:38Aaron is laughing at you, and so am I!
18:46Adios, amigo.
18:51It's getting late.
18:52Where are you?
18:53Give us a call, yeah?
18:55Er, Marlon, have you seen April?
18:58No, she'd have.
18:59Er, I think she's shopping, there's something about her new jets for you.
19:02Oh.
19:02Are you, er, you took up party plans?
19:04What, limping about to do a leap?
19:07Er, you know, swing by hours, we can all say, bog off to the world's worst year.
19:12Er, yeah, maybe I'll see what April's up for.
19:14I'm just going to drink.
19:15I'm just going to drink.
19:17I'm just going to drink.
19:18It's going to be a good day.
19:19It's cheating!
19:20It's cheating!
19:21It's cheating!
19:22It's cheating!
19:23He's on the floor.
19:24We'll go for it, Mum.
19:25Cheers!
19:26Do you think that's it, though?
19:27Do you think he's gone for good?
19:29Oh, crazy as he is.
19:33He's not daft.
19:34Police are on his tail.
19:36He's legged it.
19:57He's gone.
19:59Okay.
20:04Okay.
20:05Well then I'll power us another.
20:07No, come on.
20:08Hey.
20:09Let's go set these up.
20:10Wait, wait.
20:11Actually, just, um...
20:13Come here.
20:14You're so impatient.
20:16I've been waiting years for this.
20:19Happy New Year.
20:22Happy New Year.
20:23Tell me what's going on.
20:28Shut up.
20:29I'm thinking.
20:31Run.
20:33Run.
20:37Didn't you hear me?
20:39Oh.
20:48The ball's in your court.
20:58What...
20:59What about Celia?
21:01I don't know.
21:03Well...
21:04She won't let this drop.
21:06I know.
21:07She'll kill us.
21:09So run.
21:10What?
21:11Where?
21:12Anywhere.
21:13Stay away.
21:15I can't do this.
21:17Not anymore.
21:18Not anymore.
21:19I want out.
21:20I want a...
21:21I want a different life.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Listen.
21:24I will deal with Celia.
21:26You disappear.
21:28If you come back alive, she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:33So go.
21:34So go.
21:35Go!
21:36Go!
21:38Sir.
21:39Go!
21:40Go.
21:41Go!
21:42Go!
21:43Go.
21:44Go!
21:45Go!
21:47Go.
21:48Go!
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