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00:00Slay-cation!
00:14Good morning, queens.
00:16Are you ready to slay?
00:19Slay!
00:20Ladies!
00:23Let's give God the glory glory,
00:25because I, Alyssa Edwards,
00:27am your cruise director.
00:30Now get out!
00:31Tessa!
00:32Tessa Marie!
00:34Tessa!
00:35Tessa!
00:36Tessa Marie!
00:37Alyssa Edwards comes in
00:39like she's the fucking drag drill surgeon.
00:42Get out!
00:43Make your bed,
00:44and get downstairs!
00:46Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:48Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:50What is this?
00:51I haven't seen her cook the whole week,
00:52but she'll wake up each up,
00:53she will pick up a band.
00:55Rise and shine!
00:57Fierce up!
00:58Hold the hell up!
00:59Mm-mm!
01:00What the hell are you doing in my band, Fierce?
01:02Get your ass up now!
01:05This is a lot.
01:06Get up!
01:07I'm gonna need like 10 more minutes.
01:14Wake it up!
01:15Wake it up!
01:16Wake it up!
01:17Wake it up!
01:18Wake it up!
01:19You're not skipping the call time today, Tessa!
01:24You better get your ass down here, Tessa!
01:26Oh, I will.
01:27Come on, Fierce!
01:28You was very fierce last night at 1 in the morning
01:30having a party breaking lips and shit.
01:32So I'm gonna see how fierce you are today.
01:34My night got buck wild.
01:36The kitchen, the house has been turned up
01:39and turned upside down.
01:41Let's clean this shit up.
01:42Alright.
01:43I don't know what these girls do when I go to bed,
01:45but they're leaving a fucking mess every single night.
01:47Whoever drank the glass should clean the glass.
01:50Don't talk about Fierce Luscious like that.
01:54It was me, Canada.
01:55I drank all this liquor.
01:57It wasn't me.
01:58I was laying in my bed, sleep.
02:00Okay, yesterday was a good day, Fierce.
02:03It was a fun day.
02:04You're welcome, ladies.
02:05But today, I am the new cruise director,
02:07so welcome to the S.S. Slaycation.
02:10Yes.
02:12Today, I have a very exciting day.
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:15We just received a performance song, y'all.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:19Let's have a listen.
02:20Okay.
02:21We're Snow Sisters.
02:23You go, sister, into the end.
02:25Snow Sisters.
02:27We're sisters.
02:29Look at me, that glamour is, yeah.
02:32Come on, Miss Silky.
02:33Start us off.
02:34Work.
02:35I do start the track off right, if I may say so myself.
02:40Pretty good, though.
02:41Oh, ladies, that was good.
02:44Yeah, that's nice.
02:45Okay.
02:46That's real nice.
02:47Alyssa Edwards, instructor for the gods,
02:50when it comes to dance,
02:51will you teach us the actual choreography for the performance?
02:55Listen, my dance company, Beyond Belief Dance Company,
02:59hasn't been on America's Got Talent twice.
03:01It's a Netflix series, Top 10 Studios of the South for no reason.
03:06I would love to maybe share some movement tips and tricks and ideas.
03:11I love that.
03:12And after a wild night, I think it makes sense for us to get our blood a-flowing.
03:16Right.
03:17And bodies a-moving.
03:18Let's go.
03:19Because we have to do this live.
03:20We have to do this live.
03:21Okay.
03:22Meaning there's gonna be a live audience.
03:23Have you ever performed live for a live audience?
03:25I-I'm not-I'm not reading.
03:27I'm just asking.
03:28I don't know.
03:29Why me?
03:30I'm asking everybody.
03:31Have you?
03:32I know she has.
03:33I've been to her show.
03:34She did her first show with me.
03:37And guess what that was?
03:38Global All Stars.
03:39I've seen it live.
03:40Yes, I have.
03:41Okay.
03:42So everybody go upstairs, put on your active wear,
03:45and let's come down here to slay today.
03:47Now hit it.
03:50Oh my God.
03:51Oh!
03:52Turn up.
03:56Oh, y'all gonna have to have better energy than that walking into this class.
03:59We're getting ready for this live performance.
04:02We've gotta start getting the wheels a-turning.
04:04So, ready?
04:05We're gonna do ten jumping jacks.
04:06Five, six, seven, one, two, three.
04:11So I thought I was on vacation.
04:12I didn't think I would wake up and be doing jumping jacks.
04:15Is this a dance class or preparation for the military?
04:18I'm already sweating, and it's not even 8 a.m.
04:27Good job, lady!
04:29Woo!
04:30Bitch, I'm a little tired, but I ain't gonna let these hoes know.
04:34I know this is hard to believe.
04:35I was a very shy, introverted little kid, but I discovered dance.
04:39I went to my very first dance class at eight years old,
04:42and dance gave me a whole world to believe in.
04:45I knew at 18 that I would do this for the rest of my life.
04:47Now, I'm excited for Miss Alyssa to turn us, though,
04:49because she is a fierce choreographer
04:51who owns her own dance companies.
04:53Now, some people are more comfortable, Nikki, in their heels.
04:55It allows to connect with the drag.
04:57Fierce, look at me right here.
04:59Right here, oh.
05:01You know, I wanna feel my shirt.
05:03I got my wig on.
05:04All right, ready? Follow along.
05:05Let's start with our feet together.
05:06We're gonna put our right arm down, and you're gonna look.
05:09More energy with that, Silky.
05:10I want you to push that on there, honey.
05:13Now, if you can do this, watch me.
05:15Take your right leg and just swing it around naturally.
05:17Don't overthink it.
05:19Your right leg, honey.
05:21Oh, the other way.
05:22Can you move over?
05:23Because you're in her spot.
05:24Okay?
05:25Bam!
05:26We relax.
05:27And long neck.
05:28Yes, thank you for your ass.
05:29Surprisingly, everybody's doing well.
05:31I'm next to Fierce,
05:32and Fierce haven't knocked me over this banister yet.
05:35Y'all bitches can move.
05:37Okay.
05:38We have a good influencer.
05:40Let me find out I'm about to be a manager of a girl group, babe.
05:42We got to take this show on the road.
05:44I'm ready for Alyssa's choreography music video Extraordinaire.
05:54Take your time.
05:55Work this music.
05:57Ready?
05:58Hold up.
05:59Here we go.
06:00Five, six, seven, go.
06:03Get ready for the march.
06:04Energy.
06:05Sell it.
06:06Come on, ladies.
06:08Follow me now.
06:09Pick it up.
06:10Tessa, come on, Silky.
06:11Everybody come in tight.
06:12Hold.
06:13Don't move.
06:14I love it.
06:15Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:17Whoa!
06:18That was fun.
06:20We ate.
06:22We ate.
06:23We ate.
06:24We ate.
06:25Let's do it.
06:26Pull it.
06:27Pull it.
06:28Pull it.
06:29Come on, ladies.
06:30Follow me now, pick it up.
06:32Tessa, come on, Silky.
06:33Everybody come in tight.
06:34Hold.
06:35Don't move.
06:37I love it.
06:39Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:41Whoo!
06:43That was fun.
06:45We ate. We ate.
06:47We're moving on to our activity.
06:49So, put on your warm clothes.
06:51I'm not telling you what we're doing.
06:53You'll find out on the bus. You've got five minutes.
06:55Go! Damn!
06:57Right, all right. Let's hit it.
06:59I just want to tell y'all we're going to do another
07:07competitive athletic adventure.
07:11Okay. It will be team-oriented.
07:13Can we know what it is?
07:15Listen, I don't even know what it is.
07:17If you want to know, it's called curling.
07:19Curling.
07:21Ooh, I'm excited for curling.
07:23I've never tried curling before, but I am a Canadian.
07:25I know it's one of our sports.
07:27Come on, ladies. Let's all take your time.
07:29Get on the ice. Hold hands.
07:30I'm from the south of France.
07:31Mediterranean Sea is what I know.
07:33The ice, don't know, don't care.
07:35Oh, okay. This is nice.
07:36I'm going to have to learn real quick,
07:38because I need a sash.
07:39Don't start acting up.
07:40You're going to get a crack school.
07:42And a mobile.
07:43Now, fierce.
07:44I'm going to show you how fierce these hands are
07:46in a minute, honey.
07:47I got a world tour to get to,
07:49so mama can't be breaking no bones.
07:51Oh, we got the professionals.
07:53Thank God.
07:54I'm John Epping, professional curler.
07:56Top 10 in the world right now.
07:58Oh, wow.
07:59You're the top in the world?
08:01Also the first openly gay curler in Canada.
08:04Oh!
08:05I guess, thank you.
08:06Yes, yes, yes.
08:07My name is Greg Smith.
08:08I am not top 10 in the world.
08:11But you are gay.
08:12He walked so I could jog, is what he did.
08:15Ooh, we love that.
08:16We played against the national championship
08:17as the first two openly queer skips that played.
08:20And I was a former drag queen.
08:23My name was Dolores Clitoris.
08:25Oh!
08:26Are you related to Miss Testicle over here?
08:29Period!
08:30Well, welcome, Dolores.
08:33Work, honey.
08:34We're going to do a quick demo.
08:35You're going to reach down and grab the stone or the rock.
08:37Lift your hips up in the air.
08:39You're going to bring everything back.
08:41And then you're going to a nice low lunge.
08:44Oh!
08:47Clock that tee.
08:48She's from Canada.
08:49She should know how to do this.
08:51This is your national sport.
08:52I thought hockey was.
08:54Please, curling.
08:55Oh!
08:56It's heavy.
08:57It's 42 pounds.
08:58Okay, okay, okay.
08:59Now, push.
09:00Woo-hoo!
09:02Woo-hoo!
09:03I feel like I could do this professionally.
09:05I'm gliding, amazing form.
09:07Fierce was fierce.
09:09Who knows?
09:10I might have a future on curling.
09:12I have never seen someone curl in this, and I can't waste.
09:15I decided to do the whole activity with my fur coat.
09:19Because you know a queen has to look fabulous.
09:21The Nikki doll!
09:22I didn't think that I was as pretty as I am.
09:25Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:28Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:30Now flip!
09:33Yes!
09:35Pose.
09:37Pose.
09:38I'm a queen!
09:40Two teams will take turns sliding stones across the ice, aiming to land them closest to the target.
09:48The MVP curl queen will be decided by the winning team's professional curl up.
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:57So y'all got the final decision.
09:59Okay.
10:00This is Beverly the RuPaul.
10:01The final decision will be mine.
10:03Good luck, you already done fucked it up.
10:05She ate.
10:06Everybody's gonna pick a ball out of the bag, and that's gonna determine which team you're
10:12gonna play on today.
10:13Silky, we'll start with you.
10:14Come on, Silk!
10:15Come on, Big Silk!
10:16Come on, Big Silk!
10:17I want the good milk.
10:18I want the good milk.
10:19I want the good milk.
10:20I want to be with you too, Greg.
10:21Oh!
10:22And I'm with Greg.
10:23Oh!
10:24I am Team John!
10:26It makes sense you're top ten in the world, and I'm the queen of the world.
10:30I'm Team Greg.
10:31Oh, good choice.
10:32Greg, you're my new drag mama.
10:34The sash responsibility is on you now.
10:36Here we go.
10:37I'm on Team Greg.
10:38Oh, bring it in.
10:39Bring it in.
10:40Bring it in.
10:41That makes us Team John!
10:43A nice strategic team.
10:45Me, Nikki, and Xana.
10:47However, we done left Alyssa over there with that hot mess express.
10:52When we win, Alyssa will be the only person without a sash.
10:55Cause if not, you're gonna be the only person without a sash.
10:58I can't do that.
10:59You have to have the sash.
11:00Yes, y'all.
11:01I'm winning for Nikki today.
11:02As we speak, we have everybody in the house besides Alyssa Edwards and myself with at least
11:09one sash.
11:10Tessa is leading with three.
11:12We have Xana with two.
11:13Fierce-alicious with one.
11:15Silky with one.
11:16However I can, I will get the sash.
11:19Come on!
11:20Give me number four.
11:22Sweet!
11:23Come on!
11:24Tessa, sweet!
11:25Stop!
11:26Stop!
11:27Stop!
11:28Yes!
11:29Yes!
11:30Yes!
11:31Oh my God!
11:32Oh my God!
11:33That's why I got three sashes that these other bitches don't.
11:35You got three sashes right now?
11:36Going on four.
11:37Boom!
11:38Shaka-laka-laka-boom!
11:39Shaka-laka-laka-boom!
11:40It's not over yet.
11:41It's not over.
11:42Baby!
11:43Not too much, Miss Thing.
11:44We're not worried!
11:45Chiki!
11:46Harder!
11:47Chiki!
11:48Hit it!
11:49Hit it!
11:50We got you!
11:51Gotcha!
11:52You're not gonna get a new sash.
11:53When you sweep, make sure that it's kind of like jerking off.
11:54Okay.
11:55Like most of it is in your right hand.
11:56In the wrist.
11:57Girl, when I'm sleeping, I'm gonna straight up hit the rock.
11:58I'm plotting and I'm scheming and I have a little sabotage on my mind.
12:15We only have one day left here.
12:19I'm most likely not gonna win three or more sashes to beat Tessa.
12:25So why not let the only other Canadian here take that crown?
12:29You got it, Jalissa.
12:30Come on, Nolissa.
12:31You got this.
12:32Let's go.
12:33Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
12:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
12:36Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
12:37She's...
12:38Oh, she touched it!
12:39I hit it by accident.
12:40She touched it.
12:41She touched it!
12:42You cannot touch the rock with the broom.
12:44I'm sorry!
12:45You had one job!
12:46I slipped!
12:47Alyssa is gooped and gagged,
12:49but I play it off like a little traitor that I am.
12:51Don't worry, we got the next one, we got the next one.
12:52Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
12:53Oh, okay.
12:54Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt!
12:56What's the strategy?
12:58The strategy is you keep your eye on the rock
12:59and don't touch it, Miss Thing.
13:01I slipped.
13:02That's good. That plays.
13:04Fierce, don't touch this one.
13:06Three!
13:08Move!
13:09Bitch, I'm gonna hit you!
13:11She touched it!
13:11Why'd you do that?
13:15Fierce, are you fucking kidding me?
13:16Why'd you do that?
13:19Carly, I was going in!
13:20Can we go back to real game now?
13:23Do you know the people that can follow the rules?
13:25I don't know what's going on,
13:26but I'm not gonna ask no question,
13:28because I'm getting closer and closer to the sash.
13:30Fierce!
13:32Go!
13:33Watch out, watch out!
13:35Yeah!
13:36Okay, sweep this one, sweep this one.
13:38Go!
13:39That's fine, that's fine.
13:41Okay, Fierce, this is your redemption.
13:43Okay, I got you guys.
13:45Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
13:50Fuck!
13:53Tessa just threw her stick across the arena.
13:58I slipped!
14:00You're gonna owe the Curly Club a new broom?
14:02Just damn.
14:05Bitch, I'm so close to whooping your ass.
14:08Oh, Lord, she's gonna put hands on me again.
14:10Here we go.
14:12I fell!
14:13The Edward dolls have been sabotaged.
14:15Sabotaged.
14:16I am the biggest villain of Canada's drag race.
14:23You know what she's trying to do?
14:24She's trying to make me not win.
14:26Susanna has a shot, so it goes to Canada.
14:28What do you mean?
14:29Yeah, I clocked your shit.
14:31Oh, my God, it was an accident.
14:33I'm so sorry.
14:34Embarrassing.
14:35Baby, Fierce-alicious was not playing the game.
14:39Fierce-alicious was playing me.
14:41Sweep! Sweep!
14:42Sweep!
14:44Come on, Dana, oh, she got this, she got this.
14:46You're good, you're good, you're good.
14:48We got her, baby.
14:50Thanks, guys, first time I ever lost to Greg Smith.
14:52We didn't lose.
14:54We were bamboozled.
14:55Team Sash!
14:57We won!
14:59Oh, my God.
15:00Congratulations, Team Greg.
15:02Thank you, Dolores.
15:04Oh, no problem, Pam.
15:04No problem.
15:05And now you can present your team with their winning sashes.
15:08I won another sash.
15:09And the blue one to your MVP.
15:11I don't get the MVP.
15:12Girl, just take your sash.
15:14I'm the team captain, and I led us to V3,
15:16and I don't get MVP.
15:17Nikki's all.
15:18You are the MVP of today.
15:20You were incredible.
15:21Thank you so much, my love.
15:23Nikki was crowned MVP, condragulations,
15:26but we know who the real MVP was.
15:29I am the curl queen.
15:31Yes, Nikki.
15:34She's on the floor.
15:35Yeah!
15:36This truck cannot move one inch further
15:43without congratulating Miss Nikki the Nikki.
15:45She's the MVP.
15:48She got her sash.
15:49I am living.
15:51We almost could have got a sash today,
15:52but fierce was really fierce.
15:54I never would have thought that you were going to lose
15:57so another bitch would lose.
15:58Here's the thing.
15:59Between Tessa sabotaging me in the donut game,
16:01halfway in, I realized if I was just going to boot
16:03all these other bitches, I was going to win.
16:04The villain of Germany.
16:06And her pushing me in the face.
16:09Tessa, stop touching me.
16:10There is no way I'm going to let her become the sash queen.
16:13You pushed me in the face, and now I just pushed your chance
16:15of getting a crown out of the way.
16:18Karma's a bitch.
16:19You're damn lucky that you can still walk
16:21on both of those dangly-ass legs,
16:24because I would have broke both of your legs, bitch.
16:27Tessa is losing her mind.
16:28This is war, bitch.
16:30Tessa, this is too much.
16:31Not to change the surgeon or whatnot.
16:33Alyssa, what else we got planned for today?
16:35I think it's only appropriate that we're here
16:37for a couple more nights.
16:39We have a lovely night out on the town.
16:41Ooh.
16:42Are we going to have a great time in Kenmore,
16:43Rockies, Canada?
16:45I think so.
16:46I want this dinner to be beautiful and special,
16:48so I want everybody to come dressed to impress
16:51in your sparkles and shine.
16:52Tonight, I might just scrub up a little for Alyssa.
16:58Santa, do you want to talk for a moment?
16:59Yeah, let's talk, let's chat.
17:01I feel like there's been some unnecessary tension
17:05the entire time we've been here.
17:06I won one of the hardest challenges ever done by directors.
17:08You won Snatch Game by default
17:09because everybody else was so bad.
17:10That's what happens.
17:11You win because everyone else loses, babe.
17:14You haven't upset me.
17:15It's been annoying, but...
17:15You seem upset.
17:16The last few days, the girls have been telling me
17:18to just sit down with Santa and just hash things out.
17:21I'm cheering for you to get to know her.
17:22Would you consider taking her to your side
17:26and really lay out all the cards?
17:28So I'm gonna take this opportunity not to do that.
17:31The past few days, I've gone to know you better,
17:34and I kind of just want to, like, squash this between us.
17:38Our beef.
17:39Our little feud.
17:40Yeah.
17:41We are very similar.
17:42I wouldn't say very similar.
17:44We're very stubborn girls.
17:45We like to fight.
17:47But maybe a little bit.
17:48Seeing you on Canada's Drag Race,
17:49like, you were just very negative all the time.
17:52Mm-hmm.
17:53And mean.
17:53Your wardrobe malfunction literally
17:55malfunctioned on that runway.
17:56You know what?
17:57No point in this fucking competition
17:59have I ever tried to make you feel low.
18:01And every single time I'm feeling good about myself,
18:05you try to bring me down.
18:07I guess I didn't come into this with an open mind
18:10and didn't allow you to, you know,
18:14show other sides to yourself before I judged you.
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:16She's really not that bad.
18:19And that is also why now I want you
18:22to become the sash queen.
18:24Who knows?
18:24Maybe we can blossom this into a beautiful friendship.
18:28I would rather keep the crown in Canada.
18:30I agree.
18:31Canada's Drag Race and the alumni that we have,
18:33it's a very small group, and it's important for us
18:35to all foster amazing relationships with each other.
18:38We need to stick together.
18:41She didn't know.
18:43All right, let's go.
18:45And got dressed to the non-indings.
18:51We're gonna enjoy us a nice dinner on the Canmore Town.
18:57Category is Best Dressed to Impress.
19:00Oh!
19:03Baby, the other girls are gonna come out here
19:05and all they glitter and rhinestones,
19:08and I'm gonna come out here like old school money.
19:12Rich on tea.
19:15Oh, designer, expensive.
19:18I am serving you leather, vinyl, rhinestone.
19:24Right from France.
19:30Look at how dashing a debonair.
19:33For a little glitter on the titties
19:34and a little mesh number, it'll always work.
19:3710s across the board.
19:40Okay.
19:41This suit is glamorous.
19:43It's rhinestone to filth.
19:44And tonight is the perfect night
19:46to pull it out of the closet.
19:48Look at this.
19:49Oh, she got the memo and the message.
19:52Last but certainly not least,
19:56it is delicious.
19:58Be fierce-alicious.
20:01It's giving kind.
20:04The fits are fitting,
20:06and I know it's gonna be a good time.
20:08I'm in damn Red Bottoms.
20:13Is this the...
20:14Oh, my...
20:14The glamour ain't canned more.
20:18Baby, we walked into this restaurant
20:20like we had trust funds.
20:22Okay.
20:23All right, Snow Sisters.
20:24Well, welcome to Blake's.
20:25Ladies, before our main courses come...
20:27Yep.
20:28I do wanna open the table
20:30if there's anything you all would like to resolve.
20:33Tonight is the perfect night
20:38to clear the air and the energy in the room.
20:41Me and Santa did have a talk today,
20:43and I think we're good now.
20:44Oh, yeah.
20:45But Tessa, I haven't got a chance to talk with you yet.
20:48I know we've kind of been butting heads a little bit
20:50the past few days.
20:52And, you know, I do appreciate you apologizing
20:55to me the other day.
20:55I just needed, like, a bit of time for myself
20:58just to process my own emotions.
21:00I don't wanna leave this vacation
21:02with resentment towards you
21:03because I do love you as a sister.
21:05Thank you for giving me grace
21:07because even on my best day,
21:08I'm still a work in progress.
21:10I admire a lot of parts about you.
21:13The way you just conquered the world
21:15with such fearlessness needs to be applauded.
21:17So thank you for that.
21:19You know, conflict and resolve
21:21is the ebb and flow of sisterhood.
21:24So I'm happy to close this chapter with Fierce and Licious.
21:27Come here, baby. I love you.
21:28Aw, we love that.
21:30And now they can love each other as brothers.
21:31I love that.
21:33It's a little late for this shit
21:34because they've been ruining...
21:36event...
21:38after event...
21:39Fuck!
21:41after event...
21:43There's the door.
21:44Deuces.
21:45But you know what?
21:45We finally made it here.
21:47What better way to do it
21:48than over dinner and drinks?
21:50We're gonna kick it into overdrive
21:52and play a good game of
21:54Never Have I Ever.
21:56Oh.
21:57Girl, I'm gonna win again.
21:59I have done literally everything and everyone.
22:02All right.
22:03Never have I ever been caught having sex.
22:07Oh, yeah.
22:08His wife came home.
22:11I didn't know he was married.
22:13Never have I ever role-played in bed.
22:17I have a funny story.
22:18Okay, you know my, um, my underwater sea creature?
22:22She's serving bottom...
22:24of the ocean!
22:25Oh!
22:27With my ex, I put it on once.
22:29Oh, freaky.
22:30It was crazy.
22:32Were you on top of him or he was on top of the monster?
22:34Did you do it for you or did you do it for him?
22:36For both of us.
22:37Work, bitch.
22:38Overall, a pleasant experience.
22:40Never have I ever faked an orgasm.
22:45I think we all did that, right?
22:46Oh, yeah.
22:47I got so bored.
22:48How can y'all fake an orgasm?
22:51Girl, how would you know if he said,
22:52baby, I'm so sorry, I got it all on me.
22:55I need to clean up.
22:55You was everything.
22:56You would be like, okay, thank you, baby.
22:58This got me questioning a few things, y'all.
23:01Okay, here we go, ready?
23:02Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person.
23:07There was this time my homegirl knew I was going to my trades
23:11and I was supposed to text her when I'm leaving.
23:13Well, I text...
23:15Girl, he done sucked the soul out of me
23:17and realized that I sent it to him.
23:20Shit, I ain't done half the things that these ladies have done.
23:23Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention, please?
23:26For those of you that live under a rock,
23:27my name is Alyssa Edwards, also known as Justin Johnson,
23:31and I am a dance teacher
23:33and I would love for all of you to share a dance with us.
23:36Oh, God.
23:37One thing Miss Alyssa gonna do,
23:38she know how to get the people up.
23:40Come on, come on, come on.
23:41What is your name?
23:42Denise.
23:43Denise, very nice to meet you. I'm Justin.
23:45You coming?
23:45I'm coming.
23:46All right.
23:47We about to dance,
23:48trying to have us a gay old time.
23:49We're gonna do a little bit of the electric slide,
23:51so follow. Come on, Denise.
23:52It's about to be a ball.
23:53Five, six, seven, eight.
23:55One, two, three, clap.
23:57One, two, three, clap.
23:59Baby, we are having the best time of our life.
24:12Cheers to you all!
24:13Next time on the season finale of Slaycation.
24:17Y'all thought I was gonna be a gentle cruise director?
24:20Think again.
24:21Stock sledding.
24:22No way!
24:24Yes!
24:26I'm scared.
24:27Hey! Hey! Hey!
24:29I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
24:30Feels a little dangerous the day of the show.
24:32Nice, nice, nice!
24:33What if I break a hip before performing?
24:36I don't care to be the leader,
24:37so, Nikki, you love to be, so do that for you.
24:39Girl, I can't with this.
24:40You're looking like you're bothered.
24:42I'm just, I'm not gonna be seen, Joya.
24:43Your energy is up.
24:44But you are gonna be seen.
24:45You're on the station with me.
24:46I'm not sure what this performance
24:47is gonna be like tonight.
24:49Make some noise for the queens of Slaycation season.
24:54Go!
25:17See you next time.
25:41Bye!
25:42Bye!
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