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01:00Well, I've only been gone a minute.
01:02I thought I'd have a bit of brekkie in bed.
01:03Don't lie.
01:05You only want me for my delicious body.
01:07It's New Year's Eve.
01:08Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:10Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:13But hang on.
01:14Is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:17No.
01:19He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:20So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:23I'll tell you what.
01:24I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:27Right, OK, but I can't go too mad.
01:30I said I dropped my mum and Liam off for that murder mystery thing.
01:33God, you're wrong.
01:34Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:36Well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:37You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:38All right, go on, Dad.
01:39I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up because I'm starting this new year with a bag.
01:42Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:06He's not dead.
02:08Yet.
02:09Good.
02:10Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:16You can't faff about with some sex.
02:19Half the village is going to crack it.
02:22Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:25Getting Robert alone.
02:27I'm not insane.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29Clearly not.
02:30You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:39Duty calls.
02:40Oh, duty.
02:42That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:44Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:47You know, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:50Well, there are other ways that this can end.
02:53No.
03:03No, I can't think of a single one.
03:11Ray?
03:12Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:14Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:15You OK?
03:16We're going to see you later.
03:17A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:19Er, I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort.
03:22And, um, look, you might as well know that I am moving on.
03:30Eh?
03:31What do you mean?
03:32What, on, on?
03:34Yeah.
03:35I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:38Oh.
03:39What is it, er, taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:43Yeah?
03:44What?
03:47Double time.
03:48I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:50Um, but I, er, I leave tomorrow.
03:55Right.
03:56OK.
03:56Oh, right.
03:58Er, so is, what, is that it?
04:02So I'm really confused.
04:04Did I do anything?
04:06No, it's not you.
04:07It's not you.
04:08Is this what you want?
04:09What I want, um...
04:10Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:17But, um, you know, cards on the table, I actually really like you.
04:23A lot.
04:23And I want you to stay here with me.
04:29What, together?
04:30Yeah, together.
04:31I mean, I know, you know, it's really big and there's lots to consider, like, you know, your work and your house and everything.
04:38But I, you know, I think, I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:43Um, yeah.
04:47Yeah, look, I've, I've, I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself, so, um, you don't have to think now, OK, about it.
04:56You don't have to give me a decision.
04:57Just eat your pizza and, um...
04:58Oh.
05:00But I like you.
05:01You know a lot.
05:02I have to go back. I have to try again.
05:10You can't force Bear to leave.
05:12He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:14Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:17I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:20Not a bit, more like a lot.
05:23If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's it. He's gone.
05:29Why don't we call the police?
05:30Dylan, the last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:37Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:39I know how to be careful.
05:40Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:43Look, I won't bear free to, all right, but I need you alive.
05:47So please don't.
05:50OK, fine, I won't, but I still need to go up there because I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:55Will I see you later?
05:57Yeah.
05:58You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
06:00Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:08And also, here's to piles.
06:10Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
06:12Oh, weddings and piles.
06:14Oh, that tastes like carbonated dog weed.
06:23Yes, I was alcohol free, did I not mention?
06:26No, you did not.
06:28And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:30Except you might need a clear head.
06:32I need a teeny favour to give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:38OK.
06:39How much do you want?
06:40It's not money she's after.
06:41Basically, bell rang, all right?
06:42There's some legal shenanigans, which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:47Twenty-nine days.
06:49We're pros now, aren't we?
06:50Yeah.
06:50And the wedding's due to our what?
06:53To our now.
06:53Yes.
06:54What?
06:55Why are we whispering?
06:56Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwit.
06:59So, what do you want me to do?
07:02Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
07:06And then wangle as a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:09Oh, yes.
07:10Anything else?
07:12Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:17Well, I might need a small peanut.
07:20If I'm going to be stuck you in.
07:23Elvis Presley.
07:26Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:32You see to Kerry, yeah?
07:37What are you up to?
07:39Nothing.
07:40I, er, I'm just bored.
07:42I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:45Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:47Get in.
07:48I've got something for you.
07:56It's a late Christmas present.
08:11Oi!
08:12It's steady.
08:13It got messy last time you did that.
08:14Why do you still have the hand?
08:16Erm, it's insurance.
08:18Just funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:22There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:25I don't want it.
08:27What, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:30No, not any of it!
08:31Well, neither do I.
08:33So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:39And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:43Agreed?
08:44I guess.
08:48Good.
08:49Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, innit?
08:51Round two?
08:58Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
09:01Look, Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:06Me?
09:08No, Vanessa, me!
09:09This is me apologising.
09:12Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:14Bye then.
09:16The test results are back.
09:18Bad.
09:19No good.
09:21There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:23Yay!
09:25And you were right.
09:26I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I just wanted peace of mind.
09:32And now you've got it.
09:33Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:37Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was OK.
09:39I do.
09:40For Sarah.
09:42This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:45And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:50Obviously, someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:53Have you heard yourself?
09:55So sanctimonious.
09:56You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:58I won't apologise for having morals.
10:00No, not when it suits.
10:02Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:06Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:09Thank you, Vanessa.
10:10So, let's get started.
10:40Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:44What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
11:10What is this?
11:22Reed, why have you brought an empty bag?
11:24What is going on?
11:27I'm sorry, April.
11:29But it's over.
11:31I'm sorry, April.
11:47So, that's for me.
12:15You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:17Mum is tired of you.
12:19You know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:22I don't know what you mean.
12:24You can't come away with us.
12:26You know too much.
12:28We need to set up clean.
12:29You can.
12:30You're like a bad hangover.
12:32Always ready to run your mouth.
12:34No.
12:35No.
12:36Because if you go away, I promise that I will never say a word again.
12:39That's not how Mum wants it.
12:41Look, if I disappear, then the first thing that Dad and Rona will do is go to the police
12:46and then that'll be worse for you.
12:47Yeah, but you've run away before.
12:49You've just done it again.
12:51They'll never buy it.
12:52April, this was always a possibility.
12:55No.
12:56No, you can't.
12:57Please.
12:58No, no, no.
12:59Don't start crying.
13:00No.
13:01Stop bawling.
13:02Shut up.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06You okay, hon?
13:17It didn't detonate, did it?
13:19Oh, really?
13:21You know what that is, don't you?
13:23That bomb not going off.
13:25That's a sign.
13:27You know why?
13:28Because me and you, what?
13:31Our futures are intertwined.
13:34Well, because first I kill Robert and then I kill you.
13:38Well, you say that, boy.
13:40Death.
13:41Messy, innit?
13:47Right, just be brutally honest with me, just for a minute.
13:51What is it that you actually want?
13:54Aaron, obviously.
13:55Ding, ding.
13:56Correct answer.
13:57Now, going by that logic,
13:59do you really think that killing Robert is the sort of thing
14:03that's going to make Aaron think,
14:04oh, actually, do you know what?
14:06I am banging at this guy after all.
14:07I can work on that.
14:08No, you really can't.
14:13I mean, it's obvious, innit?
14:16I run off with Robert.
14:19You run off with Aaron.
14:21We both get what we want.
14:23Everybody lives happily ever after.
14:25And nobody has to die.
14:28Simple.
14:29Yeah.
14:30It is, innit?
14:31I mean, I admit it.
14:34You'd kill in that Nate character, wasn't it?
14:37Not really a bit of you, was it?
14:40I mean, imagine...
14:42Imagine having two more corpses on your hands.
14:46I'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night.
14:47Aww.
14:48I didn't know Van Gogh was invited.
14:49Oh!
14:50Happy New Year!
14:51We did say do it in the cheat.
14:52Great.
14:53What about the wedding balance?
14:54Have you checked them?
14:55Or does it say congratulations on your bedding?
14:56So, Pollard.
14:57Please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing.
14:58Er...
14:59Alas, I...
15:00...fail to be as useless as Mac.
15:01Ha-ha.
15:02Papers.
15:03No.
15:04No.
15:05No.
15:06No.
15:07No.
15:08No.
15:09No.
15:10No.
15:11No.
15:12No.
15:13No.
15:14No.
15:15No.
15:16No.
15:17No.
15:19No.
15:20No.
15:21No.
15:22No.
15:23No.
15:24No.
15:25No.
15:26Forged.
15:27Registrar.
15:28Booked.
15:29Come here, you crafty Old Doc.
15:32Snogging fellas already.
15:34Not even midnight yet.
15:36Large Merlo please.
15:37We are...
15:38Just warming up for Sarah and Jacob's big I do's tomorrow.
15:43But.
15:44Sssssshh
15:44because it's a secret.
15:47Charity loves those.
15:50Don.
15:51Tracey.
15:52No.
15:53Come together.
15:55This is the place that I've ever had.
15:57This is the place.
15:59Oh!
16:01Oh!
16:03Oh!
16:05Oh!
16:07Oh!
16:09Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:25No, no, don't do this. Not for her.
16:27I have to.
16:29If Celia wants this, then where is she?
16:31Why is she making you do it?
16:33It's the way it is.
16:35She made you hurt Dylan.
16:37I know you didn't want to.
16:39You're glad you didn't die.
16:41You would have hated yourself for it.
16:43And you know that Celia is wrong,
16:45but you're trapped and you can't get out.
16:47You need to be quiet.
16:49If Celia really loved you,
16:51then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she did.
16:53Then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does.
16:55No.
16:57No mum would.
16:58Not real mum.
16:59Stop talking.
17:01But you're not like her, you're not.
17:03I just...
17:04I want my dad, please.
17:05I need my dad, please.
17:06Shut it!
17:07You have to get him abroad.
17:25Out of the country.
17:27Easy peasy.
17:29I've got a mate with a lawyer who owes me a favour.
17:31Next.
17:32Aaron.
17:33Cannot see him ever again.
17:35Not even a Christmas card.
17:39Robert's working in the farm.
17:40Top barn.
17:41Excellent.
17:45Do you know where Aaron is?
17:47Always.
17:51Banging.
17:52Banging.
17:53So that is me and Robert.
17:54Off to the Costa del Sol.
17:56Holding a full English breakfast off one of those little plastic menus with a photos of the food on it.
18:02Call your mate.
18:03Yeah?
18:04Get Robert.
18:05Now.
18:06Oh mate.
18:19I am an absolute weapons grade raging psychopath but I'm not stupid.
18:26Well me and you.
18:27Teaming up for you to get Aaron back.
18:31You absolute ulcer freak.
18:36Aaron is laughing at you as so am I.
18:44Adios amigo.
18:50It's getting late.
18:51Where are you?
18:52Give us a call.
18:53Marlon.
18:54Have you seen April?
18:56No.
18:57I should have.
18:58I think she's shopping.
18:59There's something about her new jets.
19:01Are you two got party plans?
19:03What limping about to do a leap.
19:06You know swing by hours.
19:07We can all say.
19:08Bog off.
19:09To the world's worst year.
19:11Right yeah maybe I'll see what April's up for.
19:17Have some drink.
19:18I'm just going to drink.
19:20He's cheating.
19:23We'll go for it man.
19:25Cheers.
19:26Do you think that's it though? Do you think he's gone for good?
19:44Crazy as he is. He's not daft.
19:47Police are on his tail. He's legged it. He's gone.
19:49Okay.
19:50Well then I'll pour us another.
19:52No come on. Hey.
19:54Let's go set these up.
19:55Wait wait.
19:56Actually just erm.
19:58Come here.
20:00Sorry Perry.
20:01I'm so impatient.
20:02Happy New Year.
20:03Happy New Year.
20:04Happy New Year.
20:05Tell me what's going on.
20:06Shut up.
20:07I'm thinking.
20:09Run.
20:10Didn't you hear me?
20:12I'm thinking.
20:14Run.
20:16Didn't you hear me?
20:17Yeah.
20:18No.
20:19No.
20:20No.
20:21No.
20:22No.
20:23No.
20:25No.
20:27No.
20:28No.
20:29No.
20:30No.
20:31No.
20:32No.
20:33No.
20:34No.
20:36No.
20:37No.
20:38Oh.
20:47The ball's in your court.
20:57What?
20:59What about Celia?
21:00I don't know.
21:02Well, she won't let this drop.
21:05I know.
21:06She'll kill us.
21:06So run.
21:09What?
21:10Where?
21:10Anywhere.
21:12Stay away.
21:14I can't do this.
21:16Not anymore.
21:18I want out.
21:19I want a different life.
21:21Yeah.
21:23Listen.
21:24I will deal with Celia.
21:26You disappear.
21:27If you come back alive,
21:29she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:33So go.
21:34Go!
21:36Go.
21:38It's true.
21:49I can't do it.
21:55There was something down there.
21:56You've been met.
21:57I can't do it.
21:57Don't do it.
21:58Don't do it.
21:59I can't do it.
22:01I just got answered.
22:01I can't do it.
22:06Transcription by CastingWords
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