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Emmerdale 25th December 2025
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00:30Merry Christmas!
00:32Merry Christmas!
00:34Merry Christmas!
00:36Is it though?
00:37Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:41in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:43Merry Christmas!
00:44Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:45Get your bum out here now!
00:50I don't expect him a shot any time.
00:52It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:55So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:57Merry blah blah.
00:58Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:59Well, salesperson of the year.
01:01Cheers.
01:02Hiya, Lord.
01:03Merry Christmas.
01:04Merry Christmas.
01:05Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:08We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:11Look at all those vegetables!
01:13I know!
01:14You're not wearing your present?
01:15Er, er, no, I will.
01:17Right, come on.
01:18Let the peeling commence after you, Gardner.
01:23What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:25Do we really want to know?
01:26He got me a Cardi.
01:28Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:31And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:33Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:34Oh, I don't know, some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:36Where?
01:37Oh, God knows.
01:38Weatherfield?
01:39Merida.
01:40Merry Christmas!
01:41Too early?
01:42I like that you're so keen.
01:57Merry Christmas.
01:58Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:59Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:01Oh, Merry Christmas.
02:03Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:10We're still on a few hours later.
02:11Uh-huh.
02:12Right, be late afternoon. Got a few guests in.
02:15Right, see you later.
02:18Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:20And to you.
02:21I got a scooter.
02:22Yeah, sir.
02:23Yay, so that means that no-one's safe.
02:25Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:26Come on.
02:31Uh, question. How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:34I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:38Got another one, love?
02:39Yeah, go on then.
02:40Not for me. I've actually got somewhere.
02:42I'm going to pop up to you.
02:43Where are you going?
02:46Robert, where are you going?
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:49Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Really?
03:11Of course.
03:12Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:15I love it.
03:16Thanks.
03:18It's just them two.
03:19Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:21No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:23but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:34I know.
03:35Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:36I bought two lots.
03:38I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:39No, very clever.
03:41Hey, happy Christmas!
03:46Yeah, what he said.
03:51Sorry, you've got a bit of a head.
03:53Celebrating, will you?
03:55Only a bit.
03:57Sure.
04:00How are we?
04:03Disappointed.
04:04It was a bit, you know...
04:06It was massively out of order.
04:09And bonkers.
04:10Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:12Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:16Seriously.
04:17Sorry.
04:19What, tell me at you, Grant's?
04:20Whenever we want.
04:21Yeah, sooner the better.
04:22I'm getting dressed.
04:24Sherry?
04:32Computer, stop.
04:34Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:37Definitely not.
04:38Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:41Computer, stop.
04:43Or I swear.
04:44Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:56Oh, no.
04:57Now playing Gold.
05:00Computer, stop.
05:01Or I swear.
05:02Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:05Oh, I like this one.
05:16Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:21Spare me the sarcasm.
05:22Wow.
05:23What did you get for Christmas?
05:25Big box feisty?
05:26I made a mistake yesterday.
05:28When I binned you off.
05:30Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:33I may have overreacted slightly.
05:36Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:40Gives me an air of mystery.
05:42Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:45And it's nice.
05:47Just being here.
05:49Basking in your magnificence.
05:51And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:54You and I being mates.
05:56Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
06:00Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
06:02And I think to myself,
06:04at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:06So, I'm willing to accept your apology
06:10and give you another chance.
06:14You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:17What kind of host are you?
06:18Oh.
06:36How are you?
06:40Good, thanks.
06:45How are you, really?
06:49Not great.
06:50Come here.
07:02I'm on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:05Noted.
07:06Where's the rest of you boys?
07:09Well, Noah's out working.
07:11For triple time.
07:12And get this.
07:13Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:14with someone called Stabwound,
07:17who we met gaming.
07:18So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:20Come on, drink.
07:22Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:23Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:26Slow down, Moses.
07:27And put your helmet on.
07:31He should be wearing a helmet.
07:32You're a helmet.
07:33Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Wow!
07:42Oh, sorry?
07:43Is there a speed limit?
07:45No, there isn't.
07:45You crack on.
07:48How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:51Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:55It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:57Oh, I don't know.
07:58A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
08:02Oh, cute.
08:03Merry Christmas!
08:05Merry Christmas!
08:06Merry Christmas!
08:08Cheers, answer you.
08:08I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:10Oh, no, we're not.
08:12Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:13He's well excited.
08:14We don't mind, do we?
08:15No, we don't mind.
08:17Brilliant idea.
08:21Hey!
08:21Merry Christmas!
08:23Where's Eve?
08:23It's upstairs with Harry.
08:25Doing what?
08:25I don't know, do I?
08:26Oh.
08:27Oh, you've got it on and it's wonderful.
08:29Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:30Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:32Take your sound with these pigs.
08:32How many are we feeding?
08:43Has Robert come round to yours?
08:44No.
08:45Why?
08:45Did he say he was gonna?
08:46Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:48What, at all?
08:49What do you mean, at all?
08:50He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:51Don't get crappy.
08:52What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:53So where is he now, then?
08:54I don't know.
09:02I don't know.
09:32Right, let's see who runs, ready?
09:50Oh, I won!
09:53Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:54Right, come on, you.
09:54Let's go sit down.
09:57Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
10:00Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:04I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:06Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:09What?
10:11What is back?
10:13Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:15Where was this?
10:17At Butler's.
10:18The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:22Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:23Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:28Oh, my goodness.
10:30Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:31I was just gonna suggest it, actually.
10:33No, hang on, hang on.
10:34Where are you even gonna look?
10:35I don't know.
10:36We can't just sit here.
10:37Maybe you should call the police?
10:38And say what?
10:39That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?
10:41Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:46Hello, Charles.
10:48He came earlier.
10:50Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:54Never gets any easier, does it?
10:57Tell me about it.
10:58Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
11:01I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:04You must miss them very much.
11:07It's been so long.
11:08Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:12But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:18There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:22Give him my best.
11:31What are you doing here?
11:34I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:38So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:45Looks like you've already started that.
11:49Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:54Thanks.
11:54I miss him.
12:10Yeah, same.
12:12I miss you.
12:15And you.
12:17Me?
12:19Ooh.
12:20That's all right.
12:21It's Christmas.
12:23And?
12:23What happens at Christmas?
12:26Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:30We've already done that.
12:31So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:36What's that?
12:38We stand around awkwardly.
12:40Not so much.
12:41And then, at some point,
12:43preferably very soon,
12:45your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:47And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:50That might work.
12:57Let the awkward standing commence.
12:59Oh, yes.
13:01Let's get some rosy.
13:04Oops.
13:04Oh, hi.
13:05What's up?
13:06Hey.
13:07I told you to wait for your dad.
13:11You OK?
13:13Yeah.
13:13Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:16Yeah, I have been.
13:17Come here.
13:18Oh, man.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:22You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:24I've got my feet up.
13:25Old.
13:26Yeah, so old.
13:27Can't even make it to the food.
13:30Come on.
13:30Has this not opened all the presents?
13:32Er, no, not yet.
13:34Uh-huh-huh.
13:37Come on.
13:38Come on, Adia.
13:39What have you got?
13:41What have you got?
13:45Brilliant.
13:47Now, pass this to your brother.
13:49Oh, really?
13:55What have you got?
13:56All right.
14:01Hello.
14:02Come on, Adia.
14:03Hey, how are we all?
14:05Hi.
14:05Hey, how's me big man?
14:07Merry Christmas.
14:08Merry Christmas.
14:09Oh, hello, Cain.
14:14Because it's a spanner.
14:17Yeah, I get it.
14:18Merry Christmas.
14:19Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:20Did you get anything nice?
14:22Well done.
14:23I need to get back to.
14:26And, how are you, mister?
14:30Yeah, it's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:34Not really.
14:35No.
14:36No, not really.
14:37No, come here.
14:40Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:44Have a good time.
14:46What we're going to do, then?
14:47Have a good time!
14:49Nailed it.
14:50Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you, like, control it?
14:54Control, Gary!
14:55Right, come on in.
14:58Brought you some company.
15:00Thanks.
15:02A lot.
15:04I really appreciate this.
15:07I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:10Oh, happy birthday.
15:12Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:14How much is too much?
15:16Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:18Kim, let's just sit down, get comfy.
15:21And you guys, get on the settee.
15:24Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:27Yeah, no worries.
15:28Has Billy got the kids?
15:30Yeah.
15:31I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:33Kim Tate's sat here.
15:34Oh, well, I've got a box of them.
15:36I'll bring you one.
15:37Really?
15:38No, Sam.
15:39Oh, all right.
15:41Jorks.
15:42Erm, drinks.
15:45Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:46Merry Christmas.
15:48Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:50but it's only really for people joining family.
15:53Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:56from weather-resistant footwear,
15:58I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
16:01Will this do?
16:02Oh.
16:04My absolute favourite.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:12Happy Christmas.
16:14Greetings.
16:16Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:17Merry Christmas and all that.
16:20Where's your dad and the kids?
16:21Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:24Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:26Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:29I thought I heard an entrance.
16:30Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:31Yes, do you?
16:32Erm, have you two met properly?
16:34Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:37No, formally I meant.
16:39Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:42Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:44Oh, really?
16:45No, but you make a good coffee.
16:49Not been bigging me up, then?
16:51I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:53Oh, in a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:59I'll settle for that.
17:05Hey!
17:06Excuse me.
17:07Wow.
17:08You've finished already.
17:10I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:13Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:14Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:18Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:20Pre-planned, promise.
17:22But I might see you later.
17:24It's all right.
17:24Sorry.
17:26Right then.
17:29What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:31Business as usual?
17:32Business as usual.
17:34Er, can I just check?
17:35Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:39Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:44Oh, you beggar.
17:46I was going then.
17:49Hey, Sam.
17:51Hmm?
17:52What?
17:54No.
17:54What?
17:56Sure.
17:57Won't what?
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:07Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:11Drink from the welly.
18:13Drink from the welly.
18:15Drink from the welly.
18:17No, no, no, no.
18:18Oh, no, no, no.
18:20Yay!
18:22I still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.
18:24Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:26Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:30but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:34I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:36Yes, that sounds really good.
18:37Let's go.
18:37OK, I'll come with you.
18:38Can I choose some or not?
18:40Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:44Is that a yes or a no?
18:45Come on, Sam.
18:47It's all right, Sam.
18:49Nothing with dust on.
18:52I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:56Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
19:01But time to time, not all the time.
19:04Noted.
19:06You know, you're lucky.
19:09I know.
19:10And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:12I don't know about that.
19:13Yes, you do.
19:15He looks after me.
19:17Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:20Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:23What do you mean?
19:25Oh, like, say...
19:27You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:33Have you forgotten how to count?
19:40I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:43Do you know who's in there?
19:44Nelson Mandela.
19:45Taylor Swift.
19:47Right, come on.
19:48Let's go look for him.
19:48Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:50No need.
19:51But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:52Finally!
19:55You knew I was nipping out.
19:56And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:58I've been calling you.
19:59What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
20:01It's been longer than that.
20:02Well, it must have been on silent.
20:03Sorry.
20:04Well, it's just...
20:04We thought, you know...
20:06Kev had got you.
20:08Told us about it yesterday.
20:09What?
20:09No, no.
20:10Don't worry about that.
20:11Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:14Hello, hello!
20:15Hey!
20:16First of all, greetings.
20:17Oh, hiya.
20:18Merry Christmas.
20:18I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:20Nana's tomorrow.
20:21Are we all right?
20:22Yes, don't worry.
20:23The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:26She got you in that sparkly dress again.
20:27You wish.
20:28Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:30How come you're suddenly not worried any more?
20:33Because what's the point?
20:34It's Christmas.
20:37Relax.
20:37Ring, ring, ring, ring, ding, ding, ding.
21:07Ring, ring, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
21:37Let's catch it.
21:40Oh, right.
21:44And now what?
21:47Eat it, boy.
21:49Put it on your heart.
21:51Sweet, sweet!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:56A counterfeit.
21:58Thanks for these. They're great.
22:00You're welcome, babe.
22:01So are you like our granddad?
22:04Now you two are married.
22:06Is that okay?
22:09It doesn't make a difference.
22:11Oh, banger.
22:14Oh, there she goes.
22:22Yes, kid.
22:23No, kid.
22:26Hey, where are you going?
22:28Quiet Christmas, you said. Right, come on, you. Let's go.
22:30Bring that with you.
22:31Okay, see you later. Take care. Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:36Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:43Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:45I mean, do they know it's Christmas time? At all?
22:48Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:53I've got a little something for you.
22:56Dylan!
22:57Are you guests?
22:58All right, everyone?
22:59Merry Christmas.
23:00You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:02Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
23:03How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:04Better for seeing this one.
23:05Well, it's been so long.
23:08You okay?
23:10Hello.
23:11Come here. I love you.
23:12Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:14Yeah.
23:16Where's Eve?
23:17With Chas.
23:18Where's your mum?
23:19With Charles and Claudette.
23:21Oh, she's blowing you out, has she?
23:23Yeah, that's it.
23:25At least you know who your parent is.
23:30Sorry.
23:31I've got to be all right. It's Christmas Day, I think.
24:01Okay, right, I'll make a book.
24:11Oh, this should be good.
24:13What the ladybird heard?
24:15No?
24:16What the ladybird heard next?
24:18Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:20The Godfather, that's a book.
24:22No, no, no, no.
24:23We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:26Right, of course.
24:27All two.
24:28Four words.
24:29That's barely a headline.
24:30That's how many words are in the title.
24:33Oh, um, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:35Ooh!
24:36Well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging my own out.
24:38No, Ray, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:41Go on, go on.
24:42You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:44and had not a clue what was going on.
24:46Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:48Anyway, you Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:50Show him your bracelet.
24:51No, no, no.
24:52Show him.
24:53We're playing a game.
24:54We're playing a game.
24:55Ooh, fancy.
24:57What have you been doing?
24:58Mining cryptocurrency?
24:59Oh, nothing that lucrative.
25:00Lucrative enough?
25:01I had nothing better to spend my money on.
25:03Oh, thanks.
25:04No, I didn't.
25:05Oh, no, don't battle.
25:06I'm really offended.
25:08Look, this is going to take all day.
25:10I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:12It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:14Sexy time.
25:15Oh, no.
25:16Not on a Thursday.
25:17Oh, hang on.
25:18I know it.
25:19Tequila Mockingbird.
25:20Ooh!
25:21You got it!
25:22You got it!
25:23Funny man.
25:24Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:25Come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:30Is this too much?
25:31This is the best Christmas ever.
25:32Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:33Well, it makes me happy.
25:34Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:37Yeah?
25:38Yeah?
25:39Yeah.
25:40Yeah.
25:41Oh!
25:42Decent, that one.
25:43Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:44Hey, hey.
25:45So, I've got you one more present.
25:46Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
25:49Go on.
25:50Oh!
25:51Oh!
25:52Oh!
25:53Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:54Hey!
25:55Hey!
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:57Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
25:59Go on.
26:00Oh!
26:01Oh!
26:02Oh!
26:03Oh!
26:04Oh!
26:05Oh!
26:06Oh!
26:07Oh!
26:08Oh!
26:09Oh!
26:10Eh?
26:11Yeah.
26:12We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:15I mean, literally.
26:16I think we went through about four of them.
26:17I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:18And how did you manage that?
26:19Well, I used to...
26:20I found it very tense.
26:21I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:23Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:27I did not.
26:28Always.
26:29Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:31Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:33Yeah, I won every time.
26:35Ridiculously.
26:36So we're playing, then, or what?
26:37Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:38Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:39It's only two players.
26:40Look, we can team up, we can take turns.
26:45I just...
26:46I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year, and this would
26:51just be the icing on the cake.
26:53Indulge your old dad.
26:54Fine.
26:55Fine.
26:56Yeah?
26:57We'll play at the table.
26:58So you can turn it over and you lose.
26:59There's pudding.
27:01There's pudding.
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:06I'll just turn it in a sec.
27:07How do you just help?
27:08Help Dylan?
27:09Yeah.
27:10One sec.
27:11Alright.
27:12Hello?
27:13I'm coming.
27:14Things are gonna be okay.
27:15Do you know that?
27:16Yeah, I do.
27:17It's me.
27:18Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:20Okay.
27:21Then I'll do it.
27:22I'll come with you.
27:23Bye.
27:24Bye.
27:25Bye.
27:26Bye.
27:27Bye.
27:28Bye.
27:29Bye.
27:30Bye.
27:31Bye.
27:32Bye.
27:33Bye.
27:34Bye.
27:35Bye.
27:36Bye.
27:37Bye.
27:38Bye.
27:39Bye.
27:40Bye.
27:41Bye.
27:42Bye.
27:43Bye.
27:44Bye.
27:45Bye.
27:46Bye.
27:47I'm with you.
27:49What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:17Do you want a soft drink?
28:19Oh, I do.
28:21It's pretty good that one.
28:23I can't believe you lost.
28:25Are they beetroot?
28:27Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:31No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:33Why? Because he was reading all the cards
28:35and quoting from them randomly.
28:37It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:39I know a game I can play.
28:41Go on, then.
28:43Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:47Oh, nah.
28:49That's well boring.
28:51And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:53So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:55Go Truth.
28:57Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:59Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
29:01Or, I've got another one.
29:03Oh, this is a really good one.
29:05Never Have I Ever.
29:07Shall we play that?
29:09Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:13Ooh!
29:14Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:16Never Have I Ever.
29:18Come on.
29:19Never Have I Ever.
29:21Ripped!
29:22How many one's head off their shoulders, please?
29:23You know what?
29:24The night is yet young.
29:25Come on!
29:26Never Have I Ever.
29:27Never have you ever been this drunk lately.
29:29Out.
29:30Out.
29:31Out.
29:32Out.
29:33Out.
29:34Out.
29:35Out.
29:44Right, well, come on then.
29:46Who are you?
29:47My wife's done this.
29:50Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:52Oh, no.
29:53Wait, that's right.
29:54Not yet, you haven't, because I'm going to cut it off and that's just for a start.
29:58Well, that's a big threat.
30:02From a man in your very precarious position.
30:08Oh.
30:28You know what?
30:29I know who you are.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Saved on introductions.
30:34Johnny Psycho.
30:35The murderer.
30:36Not true.
30:38Hmm.
30:40That kid wrapped himself up in top bowling and jumped in the leg of the air.
30:43Show some respect.
30:45That kid had a name.
30:48Nate.
30:49And his death was an accident.
30:50Oh.
30:51Right.
30:52That would not be why nobody hates you then.
30:55Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:59Not very popular, were you?
31:01No.
31:11Truth be told.
31:13I made some mistakes.
31:15I let things slip.
31:17But now I'm going to make up for it.
31:21The storm's coming.
31:22Not literally, idiot.
31:28Read.
31:32You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:34What with your little siege.
31:36Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:38A sword.
31:39Very, er, very visually arresting.
31:42Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:44I came this close.
31:46To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:50Just after I drugged you.
31:51And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:55No, I was so wrong about you.
31:57You're completely mentally stable.
31:59Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:02Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:03He knows where his future lies.
32:06But there's a bit of work to do.
32:07I'm not going to miss out on anything.
32:08He knows where his future lies.
32:09But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:14Because this is your little squat, is it?
32:17I like what you've done with the place.
32:19Well, I see.
32:21Yours, it's, er...
32:23It's mine now.
32:25Well, he suits you.
32:28Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:31Because that's where you're ending up.
32:34I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:36Together like we are meant to be.
32:38Happy.
32:39Happy.
32:40Content.
32:41And committed to each other.
32:43With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:45By anyone ever again.
32:48Tell me one thing the coming clean will achieve.
32:51I'll tell you two.
32:53She'll know the truth.
32:54Jacob will know the truth.
32:55And also Mac will know the truth.
32:57And yeah, I know that's three.
32:58I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:59Oh no.
33:00Beautiful speech, Vanessa.
33:02Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:07Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:09No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:14She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:21Mmm.
33:22Prefer that Liam.
33:23You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:27Oh!
33:29It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:38Kindred spirits.
33:39Oh, cute.
33:40I am actually, yeah.
33:41Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:44Since that's where you've been.
33:53Oh sorry, is this a private party?
33:55Doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:58We didn't want to intrude.
33:59No, no, no. Not at all.
34:01Is Mary not with you?
34:02No, she's a...
34:03She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:05Very keen.
34:06And serious.
34:08We didn't lie to her.
34:10I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:12To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:14Has he?
34:15No.
34:16I got a card.
34:18Just said Kay.
34:20I know what he's done.
34:21But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:23Do you want a drink?
34:25Ooh.
34:26I reckon Claudette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:28I'm not.
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:32I'll have a Shandy.
34:33No.
34:34Just joking.
34:35Or am I?
34:38Cheers, everyone.
34:40Well, just...
34:41Hang on a sec.
34:42I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:49Oh, well that's not true.
34:50But carry on.
34:52Ah, it's good.
34:53It's very good.
34:54Erm...
34:55I just...
34:56I just wanted to say...
34:57This year has been a bit...
34:58Well, I mean, even by R standards...
35:00Er...
35:02It's been a weird one.
35:06It's been hard, mostly.
35:08And very hard.
35:10Sometimes.
35:14And scary.
35:15And...
35:18It's been sad.
35:22But it's also been...
35:25Amazing.
35:27And although you...
35:29Most of you are...
35:31A pain in the backside.
35:33Erm...
35:34You're family.
35:36We're family.
35:37And...
35:39I'm glad we've got each other.
35:42So, you know...
35:45Merry Christmas.
35:46Merry Christmas.
35:47Merry Christmas.
35:49Merry Christmas.
35:50Your family.
35:51Well, and you.
35:53You.
35:55Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:58No, she wants her baby so much.
36:00And this isn't that.
36:02You got pregnant by your husband.
36:05Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:10And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:13isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:16Charity's just...
36:18It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:20Do you know what else it is?
36:21None of my business.
36:23Bingo!
36:24So do you know what I'm going to do?
36:25Right now.
36:26I'm going to go home.
36:27And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:31Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:33Merry Christmas.
36:34Merry Christmas.
36:35Merry Christmas.
36:36Merry Christmas.
36:37Merry Christmas.
36:38Merry Christmas.
36:39Merry Christmas.
36:40Right.
36:41Torch is on.
36:42OK.
36:43Let's go see Grandad.
36:44Do you want it?
36:45We'll swap.
36:47Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
36:48Have you been thinking about your mum?
36:49Always.
36:51I didn't even get to buy her a present.
36:53Merry Christmas.
36:54Merry Christmas.
36:55Right.
36:56Torch is on.
36:57OK.
36:58Let's go see Grandad.
36:59Do you want it?
37:00We'll swap.
37:02Bye.
37:03Been a bit quiet on the way over here.
37:08You been thinking about your mum?
37:12Always.
37:13I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:17Oh, yeah.
37:18I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:21Ka-ching.
37:24What are we doing?
37:28Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:33Yeah.
37:42What's this?
37:43This is a lot of hard work.
37:46So you up for it?
37:48Me?
37:49Why?
37:50Because this is your car.
37:53Merry Christmas, son.
37:55Do you actually mind?
37:57I mean, it's a bit of a state at the moment.
37:59OK.
38:00Well, it won't be when we're finished, though, because me and you are going to turn this into
38:06the best car for miles.
38:08Three years.
38:09What?
38:10Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:13So you're up for it or what?
38:15Yeah, definitely.
38:16Yeah, definitely.
38:20Correct.
38:24like i didn't
38:54exist
39:24can you just walk into me please
39:28well we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:32absolutely 110 percent
39:34oh no don't be that person
39:36what person
39:37a butcher of percentages
39:39butcherer
39:41is not a word
39:42yes it is
39:43what's it mean then
39:44someone
39:46who butchers
39:48it's just a butcher
39:49are you going to open the door then or what
39:52you've got the keys
39:53oh you've got the keys
39:54you've got the keys in your hand
39:56right now
39:57oh
39:58i think i might be a bit drunk
40:01yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to aron
40:03do you think you're still asleep
40:05oh yeah
40:06you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:09right
40:11push
40:13where have you been
40:19out
40:20yeah i think the clue was when you walked back in
40:23where'd you go
40:25went for a walk
40:26oh right
40:29be like that
40:30mr
40:30international man of mystery
40:32so
40:37not an easy day then
40:39well it's been fun
40:42where is everyone
40:44er
40:46vanessa and johnny have gone home
40:47sarah and jacob went out with moses on his new scooter and
40:51ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
40:56we are alone
40:58for once
41:01do you want to take advantage
41:04mm-hmm
41:04are we good
41:06we're great
41:08come on then
41:12go ahead
41:16or
41:17idk
41:18or
41:19have you been
41:20have you been
41:20in
41:21are you
41:21in
41:21in
41:22Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:39Oh, back out of your bowl!
41:41All that!
41:52Ok, go ahead!
42:01I'm out of here!
42:02I know what the hell is going on to open your mouth!
42:06I love you!
42:09That's better.
42:33Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:39I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:43Yeah, yeah, I'll go and check.
42:45Won't be sick.
42:46I'll be back.
42:49I'll be back.
42:49I'll be back.
42:51I'll be back.
42:52All right.
43:22Yeah, he's fine.
43:23He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:34So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:432025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:46but 26...
43:47that is going to be the best year ever.
43:52Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:58No matter what.
43:59No matter what.
44:01No matter what.
44:03No matter what.
44:05No matter what.
44:07No matter what.
44:08No matter what.
44:09No matter what.
44:11No matter what.
44:12No matter what.
44:13No matter what.
44:14No matter what.
44:15No matter what.
44:16No matter what.
44:17No matter what.
44:18No matter what.
44:19No matter what.
44:20No matter what.
44:21No matter what.
44:22No matter what.
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