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02:12Oh my god...
02:14I'm just gonna swear I used the controller before.
02:19I'm so confused.
02:29I don't know, I kind of swore I used the controller before.
02:33I'm so confused.
02:43No.
02:59No.
03:19Why?
03:26I'm just gonna try it.
03:29This sucks.
03:35Bastard. Bastard. Bastard.
03:54Oh, Jesus.
03:55Alright, I don't know how to play without... controller?
03:59No.
04:01As you wish.
04:12Alright.
04:14I have powers, right?
04:23How do you do the powers?
04:25I have powers.
04:35Okay.
04:44Oh, man.
04:45And...
04:47Alright.
04:51Is this the right way?
04:56Or am I going backwards?
04:58Or am I going backwards?
05:12Oh, lady.
05:13Which way do we go?
05:14There we go.
05:27Alright.
05:31I don't even drink.
05:32I don't even drink.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45I don't even drink.
05:46I don't even drink.
05:47Do you need to do the power?
05:48I need to.
05:49I need to open this door.
05:50I need to open this door.
05:54Look for a switch.
05:55switch the doors open I'm going in don't wait for me a soldier's mess hall smell
06:14of food still wafted from the kitchen scanned hours ago these tables had been
06:19filled with men joking and camaraderie over their evening meal just as my
06:24father's men do back home in seraph at ease because they think themselves safe
06:29within the castle wall no enemy to fight how could they know that enemy was already
06:34I don't know how to play anymore
06:48what are my controls
06:54oh my god no no no no no
07:00son of a bitch
07:02I don't know the controls
07:07I don't know what I play
07:14ow I'm dead what are my abilities fuck man oh that was one
07:30no no no that didn't happen
07:33alright abilities
07:36wait
07:38guys I just want to do my abilities fuck off
07:46oh you stupid skank
07:51oh my god
07:58oh my god
08:02oh my god
08:06wait
08:11no no no
08:13this is rough
08:16I don't understand what I'm doing
08:41I'm gonna have to refine my controls
08:48this is basically unplayable
08:50I'm gonna have to refine my controls
08:52this is basically unplayable
09:02I don't know what my
09:13ours
09:15ours rewind
09:19well I guess that makes sense but like
09:23what is that one oh my
09:30help me
09:37this this is unplayable
09:43no
09:44do you wish me to leave before finishing my story
09:47yeah fuck off dude
09:48no no no that didn't happen either
09:50let me begin again
09:51what the hell
09:52alright we're gonna play something that actually
09:56I wanna you know
09:58please
09:59you
10:00am
10:01but let me just time toää
10:02let me finish this
10:03a discussion
10:04oh
10:05please
10:06go
10:07what you try
10:08go
10:09too
10:10or
10:11you
10:13can tu
15:02I don't really care.
15:08I don't really care.
15:16What is...
15:17What is...
15:20I don't...
15:26I don't...
15:27I don't...
15:32I don't...
15:38I don't...
15:42I don't...
15:43I don't...
15:48holy hell well I guess we're going here
16:18what the fuck
16:22is that a pig
16:24ow
16:48oh my god
17:09sucks to suck
17:14how do they have dogs
17:21how do I throw grenades
17:43how do I throw grenades
17:51I need this
17:55this game is weird
18:15weird
18:15why do I just like
18:19leave
18:20what a fucker
18:29fine
18:38Jesus
18:46Jesus.
18:55Wow.
19:16A TIGER?!
19:21What?
19:28Alright, how the...
19:30How the hell did this broke a grenade?
19:36Alright, is it like...
19:38No.
19:43That's not a grenade.
19:47Okay.
19:52They don't know, they don't know, they don't know.
20:04They don't know!
20:13That's not how you do it.
20:16I don't know how to do it.
20:20I don't know how to do it.
20:22I don't know how to do it.
20:30I don't know how to do it.
20:32I don't know how to do it.
20:42I'm a bad shot.
20:44I haven't played this in a hundred years.
20:56Where?!
20:57Oh.
21:00A truck.
21:02How did that vehicle even get way up there?
21:06I don't know.
21:08I don't know how to do it.
21:10I don't know how to do it.
21:12What did that vehicle did?
21:14I didn't get into it.
21:17No!
21:22No!
21:24No!
21:26No!
21:27No!
21:28You're going to die out, you asshole!
21:42The tiger conquered him.
21:51Like nothing happened.
21:54Guys, there's a tiger.
21:57Oh my god.
22:08My friends are so stupid.
22:18I will take the tiger felt though.
22:23Wait.
22:24I want tiger felt.
22:30It's a fucking bear!
22:41It's a fucking bear!
22:42The bear?
22:43Yeah.
22:44It's a fucking bear!
22:45It's a fucking bear!
22:46It's a fucking bear!
22:47Yeah!
22:51It's a fucking bear!
22:54It's a fucking bear!
22:58Yeah.
23:03I don't know.
23:33I guess I'll check that.
23:50I'm not doing that again.
24:03I guess I'll check that.
24:33I guess I'll check that.
24:35I guess I'll check that.
24:37I guess I'll check that out.
24:39I guess I'll check that out.
24:41Alright.
24:43That was a sick song.
24:47Am I zooming?
24:53Wait.
24:55Wait.
24:57Balls.
24:59Balls.
25:01Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:07Oh.
25:09Oh.
25:11Oh.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:17Wait.
25:21Balls.
25:23So that's all out of bounds, interesting, okay what's the last one, those are story
25:51quests, and yellow is missions, I guess, to here, I literally, this game, this game sucks,
26:21so here, there for several reasons, that for a few years it is villains because they are
26:25not going to be obvious, so now the Slowint streams are passing from the mountains.
26:33So how do youvers, these revival 되� Meru debate where small hit the values of
27:48It had it coming.
27:50I need a car.
28:09Hey, I need that.
28:33The textures are super weird.
28:47Hmm.
28:53Here.
28:57Don't hurt me.
29:19Don't hurt me.
29:21Oh.
29:23Don't hurt me.
29:47Don't hurt me.
29:57They tried to hurt me.
29:59Oh.
30:09I just cursed to walk there.
30:11Don't hurt me.
30:21Don't hurt me.
30:23Don't hurt me.
30:25Don't hurt me.
30:27Don't hurt me.
30:37Don't hurt me.
30:39Don't hurt me.
30:41Don't hurt me.
30:43There's got to be a road, right?
31:13Oh, damn!
31:15Oh!
31:16My God.
31:43I don't even care.
32:13This is my fork.
32:43I don't even care.
33:13I don't even care.
33:43I don't even care.
34:13What is making those sounds?
34:35Alright.
34:37Always pussy save.
34:41No sharks, right?
34:45No sharks, right?
34:53No sharks.
34:55No sharks.
35:03No sharks.
35:05No sharks.
35:07No sharks.
35:09No sharks.
35:19No sharks.
35:21No sharks.
35:23No sharks.
35:33No sharks.
35:35No sharks.
35:37No sharks.
35:47No sharks.
35:49No sharks.
35:59No sharks.
36:01No sharks.
36:03He doesn't know.
36:17What?
36:29Bring around the Rosie.
36:33Come on.
36:43I win.
37:04This is pirates.
37:06This is scum.
37:08Yeah, they're scum.
37:12Pirates.
37:13That's how you fish.
37:23That's how you fish.
37:35That's how you fish.
37:37It's a fire.
37:46It's a fire.
37:49It's a fire.
37:53It's a fire.
37:55I'm coming.
37:57Come on, come on, come on.
38:27Easy, easy.
38:42Oh.
38:47Is he dead?
38:55I didn't have jaguars.
39:02Oh, it's a leopard, okay.
39:11Alright, uh.
39:19Yes.
39:24Not on my watch.
39:31That was a bad one.
39:38Wait.
39:48Is that another one or a lion?
39:51Oh, it is.
39:53A lion?
39:56This is just a bad area.
39:58Oh, you're lucky.
40:13But not that lucky, right?
40:20What?
40:22Wait, what the hell is that?
40:37Wait, what the hell is that?
40:52Wait.
40:53Wait.
40:55Wait.
40:59Wait, I'm not dead?
41:14Wait.
41:15Wait.
41:16Yeah, yeah.
41:43I gotta see what that is over there.
42:13I don't know if this is rare, don't care.
42:36Interesting.
42:43There's so much shit here.
42:58This is creepy.
43:05Alright, I got something for you, steam ray.
43:21More manta ray.
43:28Can I skin it or are they gonna attack me?
43:42Did it survive?
43:44No, it's right there.
43:49Where are you guys at?
43:55Wait, you can't skin them?
44:10What?
44:15Whatever.
44:22Ooh.
44:26Oh shit out of my face.
44:43Oh shit out of my face.
44:50How the hell do I get to that jug?
44:58What is this?
45:19What is this?
45:26Hey, give me the prop.
45:35I didn't like that.
45:40Alright, get out.
45:53Well, I think that's good enough.
46:10That'll be the end of that.
46:13That'll be the end of that.
46:17Okay.
46:40Bye.
46:41Bye.
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