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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 6 Episode 15 -
Opas and Outbursts
Opas and Outbursts
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:13It's so beautiful.
00:16Oh, my God.
00:17I don't like this.
00:18Oh, my God.
00:20Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:24Well, hello, Blenie.
00:25Oh, damn.
00:27Happy Mother's Day.
00:29James.
00:29Happy Mother's Day.
00:30Right.
00:31Yeah, Happy Mother's Day.
00:32Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:35We're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.
00:38What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:42And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:45Okay, great.
00:46We're making headway.
00:48I trademarked high body count.
00:50Why would you do that?
00:51Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:53I think that's super embarrassing.
00:55She said it first.
00:57She said it's about me.
00:58Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
01:01We're supposed to be out having fun, and instead we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
01:05You okay?
01:23No.
01:25Wake up.
01:26No.
01:26No.
01:26Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:41Oh my God.
01:45We collided the glass jar, slummed in my face.
02:00The sweet guy bringing our breakfast, turns a corner, and boom.
02:05We just collided.
02:07Oh my gosh.
02:08There's no lie.
02:09I'm a little accident prone, but a tray to the face.
02:13This is too much.
02:14Oh, look, it cut the inside of my lip.
02:17Angie, you can travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:20Everywhere we go.
02:22This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:24Your little seahorse nose is so...
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh no!
02:28Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:29Oh my God.
02:30Oh no!
02:31Oh!
02:32Holy s***.
02:33I felt like crying.
02:34That, that, yeah?
02:36It looks like you have a fat lip, right?
02:38Look, is this all swan?
02:39No, her lip always looks like that.
02:40She pays good money for that.
02:41Angie might have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or like losing
02:47a tooth.
02:48It was like a seatbelt for her face, that lip filler.
02:51It really saved Angie.
02:53Angie, you hurt yourself again.
03:04Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:07What are you doing?
03:08I'm just sitting here.
03:09I put like a little mask on.
03:11And I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
03:13Oh my gosh.
03:13Oh wait, you have a blanket on.
03:14You look so good.
03:16She does such a good job with my makeup.
03:18Oh my gosh.
03:18I want to move her to America.
03:20What's going on?
03:21You seem happier today.
03:22First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:25That's good.
03:26Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:29Oh my gosh.
03:29I slept like the same.
03:30Especially after drinking piƱa coladas.
03:34I don't think that helps you sleep, Lisa.
03:37I think that actually disrupts it.
03:39I only had so much fun last night that I just like crashed.
03:42Oh my gosh.
03:43Oh my gosh.
03:44Oh my gosh.
03:45Oh my gosh.
03:46Oh my gosh.
03:47Oh my gosh.
03:48Kenji's really into it.
03:49Because you're right in there at his coochie level.
03:51There it is.
03:52Yes, Lisa.
03:53I know.
03:55That was fun.
03:56That was actually really fun.
03:58I'm starting the day on a good note.
04:01Like, we are in Greece.
04:03We are friends.
04:04Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on this someday
04:09as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults.
04:14And we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.
04:19I gotta finish my hair.
04:28We have eight ladies total.
04:40I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to wear what.
04:45But we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:47I want blue.
04:48See, it's already happening.
04:49Oh, little dresses.
04:51The flying dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:55You pick a gorgeous dress and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Ea.
05:01I feel like I should do the purple.
05:03Do it.
05:04It's pretty.
05:05I love it.
05:06It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest of their lives.
05:09Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:11Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:13Thanks, Artemis.
05:15Don't trip.
05:16Here we go.
05:17I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.
05:22Usually I show off to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are like, I die for your outfit.
05:28The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.
05:31I have a reservation for eight Lisa's.
05:33Eight Lisa's.
05:35All these lovelies.
05:39I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:40She needs help.
05:41The full train.
05:42Oh, wait, whoa.
05:43Watch out, it's under the door.
05:44Uh-oh, I slipped a nip.
05:46It'll be fine.
05:47Okay.
05:48Hello.
05:49Hi.
05:50From Santarini Photo Agency.
05:51I will be your photographer for today.
05:52Okay.
05:53Nice to meet you.
05:54Beautiful.
05:55You look great.
05:56All of you.
05:57So we can start take some group shots right there.
06:11Okay.
06:12Okay.
06:13This is just absolutely picturesque.
06:15So look at me.
06:18I think this is so much fun.
06:20This is right up my alley.
06:21It's touristy.
06:22All of us are going to do it together.
06:24There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:26So I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir that looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:31And everybody's in a good mood.
06:33Three, two, one.
06:34Ow!
06:35It looks so stunning.
06:36Look at that profile.
06:38Go, Ang.
06:39You look like a mother.
06:41In my red dress with my nipple hanging out.
06:44Are you freaking cheering me?
06:45In her Versace with her nipple hanging out.
06:46Okay.
06:47I got you.
06:48You don't have to do three, two, one.
06:49Just take a bunch and I'll just move around a little bit.
06:50The three, two, one is about the throwing.
06:51Just to let her know.
06:52Oh, gotcha.
06:53Okay, okay, okay.
06:54Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:57Okay.
06:58Okay.
06:59I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.
07:01Three, two, one.
07:02I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky.
07:07Yes.
07:08Three, two, one.
07:09It's so good, Mary.
07:10I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:13Three, two, one.
07:14If I were a Greek goddess, I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:20Work it.
07:21Three, two, one.
07:22Work it.
07:23If I were a Greek goddess, I would be the Greek goddess of feta if it didn't smell weird.
07:28Three, two, one.
07:31Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:32If I was a Greek goddess, I would be the goddess of the sea because I would be swimming
07:37with all the sturgeon to get more caviar.
07:42Mother is serving.
07:45Have you noticed how happy Meredith is?
07:48She's like happy as queen, like old Meredith.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Can I whisper too?
07:53What are you whispering about?
07:54Just Meredith's like full switch up.
07:56I mean, it's a big comeback.
07:58Is this the pool?
07:59You know?
08:00How long do you think it's going to last?
08:02I hope it lasts the whole trip.
08:04Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning.
08:10What are we?
08:12What's the plan this afternoon after photos?
08:14What are we all doing?
08:15Well, I'm hungry, so I'm going to go to lunch.
08:17Same.
08:18Okay.
08:19Okay.
08:20We could go to the spa if we wanted to.
08:21I would like the spa.
08:22I would love to go to the spa.
08:23I'm going to eat lunch.
08:24I'm starving.
08:25I'm going to the spa.
08:26Okay.
08:27Let's go.
08:28Okay.
08:29You got your dress?
08:30Want to get your dress stuff all set first?
08:31There we go.
08:32Why am I going first?
08:33Okay.
08:34Let's go.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:48Welcome.
08:49Hi.
08:50How are you?
08:51Good.
08:52I'm so excited.
08:53Hi.
08:54My name is Liliana.
08:55Nice to meet you.
08:56Nice to meet you.
08:57Welcome to our Avexia spine and Drone's Arcadia.
09:02So, let's go to our relaxation area.
09:05Just what you're saying.
09:06Excuse me.
09:07These two struggle with this.
09:09Do you see what it says?
09:11Quiet zone.
09:12Signs mean nothing with this group.
09:14This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.
09:17She talks a lot.
09:18And she's loud when she's mad.
09:20There are only two volumes.
09:22Loud and louder.
09:23Yeah.
09:24You talk a lot too.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Shh.
09:27Shh.
09:28I'm so glad we get to the little ones.
09:29I know.
09:30I'm starving.
09:31I think it's up here.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33I love it.
09:34Gorgeous.
09:36Wow.
09:37Look how beautiful.
09:38Wow.
09:39Hi.
09:40Do you prefer to start with some steel or sparkling water?
09:45Steel for me, please?
09:46Yeah, I do.
09:47Steel, please.
09:48Okay, perfect.
09:50The dress, what did you think of that?
09:51That was so cool.
09:52It was so fun.
09:53Do you see, Meredith and I were both wearing blue and we walked in together.
09:58She held my dress.
09:59I was like, oh.
10:00I didn't see it.
10:01You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday.
10:03From lunch yesterday to lunch today.
10:04It's been a long.
10:05Having been 24 hours.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:08It's a big change.
10:09It's a good change.
10:10I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:12I'm concerned.
10:15What concerns you?
10:16Her behavior?
10:17I mean, the obvious.
10:18You see.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I'm worried too.
10:23I have been for a while.
10:25You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.
10:29You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.
10:36He'd have massive mood swings.
10:39And one minute, we are so good.
10:42And the next minute, he'd rage.
10:44I think what really led me to finally voice something to you is that usually Meredith is always like,
10:51she's got it out and been able to bring herself back down.
10:54But this time, the rage was uncontrollable.
10:57But then the next time we see her, she doesn't even remember that it happened.
11:01She doesn't take accountability for it.
11:04I can see that there's something going on.
11:07I think Meredith needs help.
11:21I think Meredith needs help.
11:24What do you mean by that?
11:25That's why she's fragile.
11:30That's not my Meredith.
11:31Okay.
11:32Meredith's going through something.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:34And that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:37Mm-hmm.
11:38I really think so.
11:39The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.
11:42Yeah.
11:43She has too many highs, too many lows, too many mediums, and it's not adding up.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:50It doesn't add up.
11:51It switches.
11:52She's mad.
11:53One day, she's okay.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55The next day, she's livid.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57The next day, she's in a rage.
11:58Not even the next day.
11:59Sometimes, same day, it changes.
12:00I mean, the pattern is pattering.
12:02We all see it.
12:03Yeah.
12:04What saddens me is that she doesn't.
12:06Mm-hmm.
12:07Do you feel the same way?
12:08That's about to make me cry.
12:09Yeah.
12:10I know.
12:11That is sad.
12:12That's really sad to say.
12:13Oh, Mary.
12:14I'm sorry.
12:15I know.
12:16I know.
12:19I love how much you love her.
12:20I can see that you care about her.
12:22She's suffering, and I can see it.
12:24It's not right.
12:27I just, I don't know how to help her.
12:30I'm doing the best I can.
12:32I just, I just, she has to help herself.
12:39Yeah.
12:40When you love people, you, me, I overlook, or I excuse, or I find reason why they behave in the way they do when I know it's not normal.
12:53Because just dealing with my child, and I know my kid, I know when he's off.
12:58I know when he's, I mean, now I do.
13:01And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your anger or control your emotions.
13:09I live with that.
13:11I've been dealing with it, you know?
13:13Mm-hmm.
13:14So when I see Meredith, it just tugs at me in a whole different light because I, I recognize it.
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:23So, we're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.
13:34And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right, but it doesn't look good.
13:39I've seen the signs with my son, and I missed them.
13:42I have them down pack now, and I know the signs.
13:45And I know that something's not right.
13:48It's hard.
13:49Mm-hmm.
13:50No.
13:51I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.
13:52I know.
13:53Mm-hmm.
13:54Mm-hmm.
13:55I know.
13:56Mm-hmm.
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:58Mm-hmm.
13:59Mm-hmm.
14:00Amen.
14:02Amen.
14:03Amen.
14:18I'm also worried about something, and that feels weird.
14:23I don't know what to say about this.
14:25Well, say it.
14:28I mean, this happened in January, so I've been thinking about it for a couple months now.
14:31I ran into Seth out in New York.
14:37Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant.
14:39He stops and says, oh, Todd, and he said hi to Todd, and Todd was like, what are you doing?
14:42And he was like, oh, well, I'm with an investor, and it felt weird.
14:46What are you saying?
14:47I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman at a restaurant.
14:52Shut up.
14:53Mm-hmm.
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:55And my first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date with someone,
15:00because I'm not like that, and I wouldn't want someone to assume that,
15:04but I'm starting to feel like as I watch her be so defensive about people talking about her marriage,
15:08there's something wrong here.
15:10Like, when I was going through something with Todd, and I wasn't all the way through it,
15:15I was very defensive.
15:17Right.
15:18I felt very vulnerable.
15:19When you and your partner are rocky, it's very scary.
15:23And I kind of get that same fear from her.
15:26Do you feel a fear from her when you talk to her?
15:28It's like this real wall, this very protective thing.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Or a lash out.
15:33She can't handle that.
15:33I know.
15:34I'm not interested.
15:34It's like she's scared to death of something.
15:36I feel like when stuff is said, and it's not true, it doesn't bother you.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Not like that.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44So what do we do?
15:57We start this.
15:58Oh, it's warm.
15:59Yeah.
15:59It's like really warm.
16:00It's too deep.
16:05I'm going to go back.
16:07No.
16:07It feels like you don't want to have to pee.
16:10It doesn't make you want to pee.
16:13I feel like I need to.
16:14It's cold.
16:15I just woke up.
16:19You're in life.
16:20Shh.
16:25Why don't you do that?
16:29Why don't you do that?
16:31I can't believe you.
16:31I'm so scared.
16:33I'm like a hero.
16:36I don't know what happened to me on all of us.
16:38She's a pleasure.
16:39Why would she do that?
16:41Because she's so good.
16:41She's so good.
16:41She's so good.
16:42Well, Brittany's doing what everyone hates, which is being Brittany and bringing this playful
16:49la, la, la, la, la, you know, attitude to what should be a very serious spa day.
16:56That was so dumb.
16:57That's why I said she's not.
16:59She thinks she's funny, but she's not.
17:01No one in a spa is splashing each other.
17:04It's the wrong environment.
17:06Like, maybe she's never been to a spa.
17:08I don't know.
17:09Brittany, we don't want to redo our hair before we go to dinner tonight.
17:13Stop doing that.
17:14Please, please.
17:15I'm funny, Brittany.
17:16I'm funny, remember?
17:17I'm funny.
17:18You're not funny.
17:20It's rude.
17:21It's rude.
17:22We're in Greece.
17:23Have a little fun.
17:24I've got to get out of here.
17:25I feel good.
17:26I feel relaxed.
17:27Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured over my head.
17:31Oh, my God!
17:33Oh, my God!
17:36And you guys can't handle a little splashy-splash?
17:41It's rude.
17:42Coming up...
17:45I've got a drink.
17:49It's great for the we sip it, or we just drink it?
17:51I drink it.
17:52I just lick it.
17:53Everyone do it like Mary.
17:54Everyone drink it like Mary.
17:55It's delicious.
17:55You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of water.
18:07I know.
18:08Same.
18:08You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:10Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:11Because we are already too loud.
18:13I mean, this is very zen.
18:15So zen.
18:18You're welcome.
18:20I could take a nap here.
18:23Meredith, you've got to whisper.
18:24You've got to whisper.
18:27Whisper.
18:28I know.
18:29I'm whispering.
18:30Because we can't be loud in here.
18:32Meredith and I have a love seat.
18:34Snuggle in.
18:35She loves to snuggle.
18:36Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?
18:38No.
18:39I'm good.
18:40Why did you get her hair wet?
18:42She had a fresh blowout.
18:47It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:53And you poured water on it.
18:54And I had a really bad morning.
18:56Why did you do that?
18:57And it's crusty.
18:59Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
19:01Why did we need the mood light?
19:03And we're in a zen state.
19:06You're a hair expert.
19:08Who cares?
19:09It takes an hour.
19:10It does not take her an hour.
19:11She's an expert.
19:12Your hair is synthetic.
19:13It doesn't ache as long.
19:15It is not synthetic.
19:16It's real hair.
19:19Came from a real head.
19:21Had real follicles.
19:22And it feels crusty.
19:24Oh, it does feel crusty.
19:25Yeah.
19:26So it's like people's piss.
19:28I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
19:30I scissor the treatment in.
19:32I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:35And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:38This takes some serious work.
19:41We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:44So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:49And my hair looks like it does.
19:52This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who were supposed to be my friends
19:58has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
20:01Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
20:07It's going to be okay.
20:08No, it's not changing.
20:10Brooks is unapplied.
20:11I will not speak to him.
20:12That was my chance to talk to him.
20:14I'm hurt and I'm sad.
20:17Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:20Of course.
20:21It's all about you.
20:22I'm saying at least you get to see your kids.
20:27I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:29Yeah, but that was based on your choices.
20:31Not based on...
20:32It was not based on my choices.
20:34You have no idea what I've been through.
20:36But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:40And you put men before your kids.
20:41You said that.
20:42I did.
20:42But that was being very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:46But then don't judge her based on how she mothers.
20:48I'm not judging her.
20:49When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:51Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:54How is it different?
20:55You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours.
20:58Because you used it to deflect.
20:59No, I did not.
21:00I didn't.
21:00You were in a fucking cooking class.
21:02I didn't.
21:02You were in the middle of the heated argument and then you start crying.
21:06It isn't the trademark of the length of your hair.
21:09I'm body count.
21:10That's just the last straw.
21:12I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:16Oh, no.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17Wait, what happened?
21:18Like, nobody's called you to sleep.
21:21It's so early there.
21:23It's so early there.
21:23It's not that early.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:25We're eight hours ahead.
21:27I didn't do that.
21:28And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:32Brittany is theatrical all the time and she has a checklist.
21:35It's like she's in the middle of an argument and she's like,
21:37okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now.
21:39I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:43Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:44I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:46Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:48I need attention.
21:49Did I get enough?
21:49Yes, done.
21:50Check.
21:51You thought I fake cried or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:54No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:55It was real.
21:57I was...
21:57No, I'm not kidding.
21:58I really thought it was fake.
21:59It was fully real.
22:01You garnered the sympathy you needed and everybody softened.
22:04Oh, so...
22:04And the whole dynamic changed.
22:06Oh, it changed?
22:06I don't think so.
22:07We got right back...
22:08100%.
22:08We got right back into it.
22:10It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:14I am sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't set her off.
22:20It's not fair.
22:21So is that what you do?
22:22You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:25No, but Brittany...
22:26No, that's not what I do.
22:27Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:30If you can, please be quiet.
22:31So sorry.
22:32Sorry.
22:34You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to me.
22:38That's not what I was saying.
22:39No.
22:39But it came across that way.
22:41I'm saying she used it and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily.
22:44I don't get to see my...
22:45You know what?
22:45I have because I break my ass to make my relationships with my kids.
22:50Oh, yeah.
22:50Don't you dare.
22:51As if I don't, I cannot stand.
22:54Go away.
22:55Go disengage, Meredith.
22:56Go disengage.
22:56I don't want to be around you.
22:58I don't like you.
22:59You are absolutely despicable.
23:01It was all going so well.
23:09Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:15You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are.
23:18She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:20We were relaxing and now Meredith is mad.
23:25You can leave.
23:25You keep using other people's lies.
23:27I'm going to do it and do it.
23:28Don't trademark that.
23:30Please be quiet.
23:32See it not later.
23:33Will you say it?
23:34Sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:35We're getting kicked out.
23:35To the lady.
23:36See it not later.
23:37Cousin.
23:59Did you bring wine?
24:00I got wine for getting ready.
24:02Yay.
24:03I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
24:04How do I open it?
24:06Unlock.
24:07Are you squinting at it?
24:08Yeah, my vision's getting bad.
24:10I just started doing that too.
24:11It's because you're getting old and it's a horrible thing.
24:14You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life.
24:19Or you can just squint all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:22Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:24Lunch was so beautiful.
24:25We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:27Where were you guys?
24:28In the city?
24:29Yeah, Adronis.
24:31Something like that.
24:31Oh, sh**.
24:35Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:39And the snake?
24:40Oh, no.
24:42You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the face when I'm
24:46steaming Whitney's dress.
24:47Have you ever used this before?
24:50Nope.
24:51But I kind of liked it.
24:55I'm serious.
24:56What happened at lunch?
24:58It's sad.
24:59What did you guys talk about?
25:00That was sad.
25:01Meredith.
25:02Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
25:07Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:13Mary?
25:14Mm-hmm.
25:15And it was so sweet.
25:16She started crying.
25:16She loves Meredith so much.
25:18What did she say?
25:19She's just worried about her.
25:23She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:27I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:32I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:38And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:43I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:48Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:51And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:55And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation
26:00about someone we love.
26:02And that we're not the only two that see it.
26:08You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:30I just saw Heather's butt.
26:33I just saw a full view.
26:36I wore matching panties.
26:39You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:43It looks insane.
26:44It could be a Aegean Sea.
26:45Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.
26:49Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:52No.
26:53Oh, my gosh.
26:55Tell us.
26:55It is the most powerful.
26:56I love that your trees are...
26:58I love to read, and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
27:02When we built our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
27:07I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:10You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:16It's very rich.
27:18Do you know every tree in the world?
27:20It means that you are it.
27:21I am obsessed with trees.
27:25We have beautiful trees in front of our house, and I will literally talk to them.
27:29I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:31It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:33I'm not a hippie.
27:34I'm like...
27:34Hippies come all day.
27:36I'm spiritual.
27:37I'm spiritual.
27:38They all talk to each other.
27:39There's, like, a hidden language between trees, and, you know, they have personalities.
27:45Like, trees are magic.
27:49Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:55Like, oh, my gosh, you trees talk to each other?
27:57I love that.
27:59What are you talking about?
28:00Just like, I love your rock.
28:01Are you Aspen?
28:02Yeah, you're an Aspen.
28:02I love Aspen.
28:03Aspen is my favorite tree.
28:05It's my favorite tree.
28:06It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:10Amongst themselves or to her?
28:12Brittany, I wanted to ask you, did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:17Didn't we all sort of get sick when the...
28:19I know.
28:19That's why I said now.
28:20When the boats sort of go like this?
28:22I did that for bands.
28:23I need to look at...
28:24Yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:25I just started getting emotion sick the last 36 hours.
28:29It wasn't from, like...
28:30What's it called?
28:31Drinking in your room.
28:32Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle.
28:36Was it more than what I saw?
28:38You drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:41What is Lisa talking about?
28:43If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:47Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:49Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:52What's your agenda here?
28:55You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:58Bring me a little lush.
29:01I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
29:03Drinking, throwing up.
29:05Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
29:06Are you an alcoholic?
29:08What?
29:08I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride, and you would throw up and then start
29:13drinking again.
29:14From whom?
29:15What are you doing right now?
29:16Yeah.
29:17Who told you that?
29:18Eclipse.
29:18I just heard it in a conversation.
29:20I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night to the point of vomiting, would
29:28go throw up, and then just start drinking over it.
29:30That's like an alcoholic.
29:31It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:36Oh, my gosh.
29:37From who?
29:38I honestly don't know who said it.
29:40Everyone saw me do this, and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:45So who's talking about me?
29:47Who's making this a thing?
29:50What?
30:04Make it right in.
30:05Be careful, Heather and Mary.
30:06Right here.
30:07Right?
30:08Here we are.
30:09So cute.
30:10Oh, I feel like if I'm...
30:11Oh, good.
30:11Here we go.
30:11Tater off that, we're going down.
30:13Look at this.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:14This is slippery.
30:15I know.
30:15This is a slippery slope.
30:16Like some of the friendships.
30:17To get anywhere in this town, you have to take stairs.
30:21I know.
30:22I got you.
30:24Hold on to the real.
30:25I'm so glad I didn't wear heels.
30:27Be careful.
30:27You'll break a neck.
30:31They have burrata, Lisa.
30:38Oh, I love a burrata salad.
30:39I know, I love a burrata.
30:40Okay, tell me how they have everything.
30:43Santorinian A-Plant Cream.
30:44It's a buffalo burrata.
30:45It's a buffalo.
30:47I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk.
30:51No?
30:52Maybe Buffalo, New York.
30:55Buffalo-shaped burrata.
30:56We're going to have to ask questions.
30:59Hello, ladies.
31:00Welcome to Barlow Restaurant.
31:01I am Andreas.
31:03I'll be your waiter for tonight.
31:04Hi, Andreas.
31:05If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.
31:07Yes, let's do it.
31:08Do you guys have sambuca or anise?
31:10That is good.
31:11Or like a mustija.
31:13It's got the anise.
31:15How many shots would you like with your mustija?
31:17Who wants a shot of this mustija?
31:20You don't have to.
31:21Yeah, the whole table.
31:21I, okay.
31:22I'm tempted, but...
31:23Yeah, the whole table.
31:24It's the whole table.
31:25Oh, never mind.
31:25I'm going to have to wait.
31:26So we can try it.
31:27Okay.
31:28Okay.
31:30Okay, but it's fine?
31:31You guys are managing it?
31:32This is my mom's last weekend in her house as they've sold it, and Todd flew out to kind
31:39of last minute swoop in and help get it done, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think
31:43it's wearing on both of them.
31:45Um, so I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.
31:50You seem a little stressed.
31:52I'm really stressed.
31:53A friend of mine is by my mom's house, and it's super exciting.
31:56My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th.
32:00So while I'm here, she's packing the last...
32:03I mean, they've had that house since I was six months old.
32:04You know what I mean?
32:05So it's just a lot.
32:06So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping, but she's down to,
32:10like, the last few things, and she's, like Todd just said, he called just to be like,
32:13are you fine?
32:14You know, what's going on?
32:15And she was like, everything's awful.
32:16So he's like, I'm flying out there right now.
32:18Like, I feel bad.
32:18I feel like I should be there.
32:19But it's also my dad going into memory care, my mom just having this brain tumor, moving
32:25out of a house she's had for 40 years.
32:27It's just a lot of change for her right now.
32:29It's a lot of change.
32:30Sorry.
32:31Okay.
32:32When you tell me to...
32:32When you tell me to...
32:33You need me to call you, it freaks me out.
32:35Like, my stomach drops on my butt hole, you know what I mean?
32:37So, you're okay?
32:39Yep.
32:40And you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.
32:44This is the Todd I love.
32:47Didn't have to be asked.
32:50Todd would do anything for my family.
32:52He's so generous.
32:53He's so wonderful.
32:55Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest shit, but this Todd is there for me
33:02no matter what.
33:05Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?
33:10Ronan, is everything okay?
33:12Everything was on the pressure.
33:13Yeah.
33:13Yeah.
33:13I mean, she's...
33:14Todd just...
33:14Todd texted me.
33:15He was like, can you call me?
33:16He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house.
33:18What did he say about it?
33:19It's just...
33:19It's just a lot.
33:20It's a lot there.
33:21Is he stressed?
33:22Uh, yeah.
33:23Is your mom doing any better?
33:25I think yesterday was really hard.
33:26It was Mother's Day.
33:27None of her kids were there.
33:28I think it felt like intense that Todd had to come help.
33:30But it's good.
33:31I'm here.
33:32I'm good.
33:32I'm ready.
33:33Let's have dinner.
33:34Like we're saying here in Greece, it's yamas.
33:36Yamas!
33:38I've got him trained.
33:40Come on.
33:41Greek for the week.
33:42Greek for the week.
33:43You guys are, like, basically Greek now.
33:46You're going to go home.
33:47It smells like perfume.
33:48Shoot it.
33:48I like to sip it.
33:49Do we sip it or we just drink it?
33:51I sip it.
33:52I just lick it.
33:53Don't you think it's interesting?
33:54Tell me.
33:54I've been licking it.
33:55I'm going to sip it because I love to taste it.
33:57What's the proof of alcohol?
33:59Um, yeah, I love to, like, savor the flavor.
34:01Yeah, it's delicious.
34:05You have to lick it.
34:06That's the strongest point of your taste buds.
34:09You know what?
34:10That's crazy.
34:11Dude.
34:12The extra is a lot of alcohol.
34:14Everyone do it like Mary.
34:15Everyone drink it like Mary.
34:16I'm just saying.
34:16Oh, my God.
34:17I love the way to taste it.
34:18Is that what I'm doing?
34:19I am.
34:19Look at that.
34:20Mary, this is what you look like, for the record.
34:22Wait, but then you're going to do the face after.
34:25You sit and do the face after.
34:27No, you're coming.
34:28No, I can't.
34:30I don't know.
34:31I like it.
34:34Lisa, I want to know where the whole, like, alcoholic thing came from.
34:38Please tell me, like, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic.
34:40I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat.
34:43By who?
34:44I heard it and I told Lisa.
34:46Well, you heard it from who?
34:52I heard it through the grapevine.
34:55From whom did you hear that?
34:57Little birdie.
34:59Who's the little mysterious birdie?
35:05My roommates?
35:11Well, we have to talk about throw up.
35:14I'm not outing anyone who said anything.
35:17Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Britney and that she spent the entire time
35:23drinking to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink again.
35:27So I'm not going to take credit for saying this because that's not what I said.
35:31What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said,
35:34was Britney throwing up on the boat?
35:36Did you see this?
35:37And I said, of course I saw it.
35:38We roomed together.
35:39We shared a bathroom.
35:40I saw her throwing up.
35:42There was no insinuation that she was drunk, that she was drinking and throwing up.
35:46Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up.
35:49And all I said was, we shared a bathroom.
35:52That's really not cool.
35:54Meredith is such a hypocrite.
35:56She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper.
36:00And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me?
36:03Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?
36:06No.
36:07Well, I don't know.
36:08I don't judge.
36:09I don't judge, but it sounds pretty judgy to say, let's not eat.
36:12Kiza, let's not joke about that.
36:14I added that part in.
36:14Because it's a serious accusation.
36:17I outed Elkie.
36:18Why?
36:19Because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding them again, that's pounding.
36:24There was no pounding of drinks.
36:26I can't pound drinks.
36:27But Lisa, why are you saying that about Britney?
36:30We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic?
36:34Nobody called her an alcoholic.
36:37I outed Elkie.
36:38Who said?
36:39Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute.
36:42I'm not talking to you.
36:43Just because you said you.
36:43I didn't say she was.
36:44I didn't point at her and say alcoholic pill popper.
36:47I asked you.
36:48You said alcoholic plus.
36:48I said where you're getting her.
36:50I added the Elkie Lush in to make it less serious.
36:52Yeah, you did.
36:53That's not less serious.
36:54When I said that to Meredith, you annihilated me.
36:56Did you call her an alcoholic?
36:56That is a double standard.
36:58Don't do that.
37:00That's not cute.
37:04I added the Elkie Lush in to make it less serious.
37:15That is a double standard.
37:17Don't do that.
37:19That's not cute.
37:22Say sorry to her.
37:25Say sorry and then move on.
37:27I'm sorry.
37:27I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:29Okay.
37:30All right.
37:32Excuse me, ladies.
37:33Oh, thank you.
37:35You're welcome.
37:36Moving on from booze and boys.
37:38What about like you're successful, you're interesting, right?
37:42Your acting history is pretty successful.
37:45I mean, you were on the mistletones, which is pretty cool.
37:48You have an IMDb.
37:49You accomplished a lot of people's dreams.
37:51You were on Broadway.
37:52Yeah, I think she's more accomplished than a lot of us.
37:56What?
37:57Can I ask you what you just said?
38:02You said, Britney's a great actress, and that's nice.
38:06You were standing up for her, and then the last thing you said was, frankly, Britney's
38:09more accomplished than most of the people at this table.
38:12Yeah, I heard that.
38:13That's weird.
38:14Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other?
38:20Like, I've been in five or six.
38:20I've sold three businesses.
38:22I'm smart.
38:22I'm talking about, like, she has accolades.
38:25There's more people than that.
38:25You do.
38:26I have design awards and all kinds of other things.
38:30One at a time.
38:31I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of Britney
38:37having more than them drives them crazy.
38:40I'm not saying anything other than, like, she doesn't play shows.
38:43She's not like a lonely house mouse that doesn't have anything on her resume.
38:46Well, I was called dumb today.
38:49You're delusional.
38:50It's like the lights are on, but no one's home.
38:53The lights are home?
38:55You don't even know what that means.
38:56That's how much they're not on.
38:59You're getting low, Angie.
39:01It's true, though.
39:01You're calling me stupid.
39:04Everyone here, like, loves to pile on Britney, and the truth is she doesn't, like, sit here
39:09and, like...
39:10Okay, so you're her mouthpiece?
39:15You think I'm her mouthpiece?
39:16I'm not trying to be.
39:18I don't want to fight with you guys over Britney.
39:20Well, you do.
39:21You seem to go real hard.
39:23I do not like the pylons on Britney.
39:26It's the lowest cum denominator.
39:28Like, she's trying to be a good sport.
39:31While the bullies are stealing her lunch money.
39:34I can't help it.
39:35Well, thank heaven someone comes to my rescue.
39:38It's not like that.
39:38Why don't you come to your own rescue?
39:40I do.
39:41At some point, she's got to stand up for herself.
39:44I know.
39:45Wait, wait, wait.
39:45Heather.
39:46We're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends.
39:54There's times where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say, like, this is how you're making me feel.
40:00And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, but it's not the same.
40:05And you're trying to tell everyone how Britney feels or how they should.
40:08I didn't.
40:09I didn't mean to do that.
40:10I didn't mean to do that.
40:11And you need to allow Britney to find her voice in the group.
40:14Right.
40:14And kind of, like, fight her own battles.
40:17Let her figure it out with Meredith.
40:19Let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in.
40:22No, no.
40:23I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Britney and the underdog versus what Lisa does for Meredith.
40:30I think that...
40:30You guys just...
40:30I haven't even said what the f*** it is yet.
40:32Shut up.
40:33You shut the f*** up.
40:34Don't ever talk like that to me again.
40:36Lisa, I love you, but you...
40:38Just stop.
40:38That was an accident.
40:40That was not on purpose.
40:40Lisa, you...
40:41Hold my hand, because that's the only way...
40:43Just give me seven seconds.
40:44No, but don't talk to me like that.
40:46Seven.
40:47You are...
40:48It was an accident.
40:48It's final.
40:49But I have a new one.
40:50Seven.
40:50I just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do.
40:53I don't like it.
40:54If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her.
40:57I didn't say anything yet, and you're assuming what I'm going to f*** you.
41:00Ladies, excuse me.
41:03Unfortunately, the restaurant would be good.
41:05Oh, Lord.
41:06So, thank you so much for your visit.
41:07Thank you so much.
41:08Okay, Scotty, stop.
41:11Scotty, stop.
41:12And get out.
41:13I want to tell you, like, I never in a million years thought I was going to form a friendship.
41:17We have to go now.
41:17Okay.
41:18And there's a lot of...
41:21He is kicking us out.
41:22I'm sorry.
41:23You have to go now.
41:26He is kicking us out.
41:28This is my country, sir.
41:29Sorry, but this one is close, my lady.
41:35Okay.
41:37This is embarrassing.
41:38First, we get kicked out of the spa, and now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:42We need to get out.
41:43Get out.
41:44I'm so sorry.
41:45I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:50Like, it's bad.
41:51Okay.
41:52Wow.
41:53I'm sorry.
41:53This is embarrassing.
41:55I have never...
41:56Please don't forget your stuff.
41:57Oh, God.
41:58Please don't come back.
41:59Please don't come back.
42:00I'm leaving.
42:00Oh, God.
42:01I'm leaving.
42:02Please, like, I don't want you coming back.
42:04Let's get out of here.
42:06I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life.
42:09That was so embarrassing.
42:13Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
42:22My cousin lives in Greece.
42:26Meredith said to me, what did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?
42:30You sold me out, and I don't know who the f*** you're going to use next.
42:34We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong.
42:36We also love her, and don't want to hurt her.
42:38You tell her that too then.
42:40Don't say I don't want to hurt her.
42:41Don't say I don't want to hurt her as he cares.
42:42I have one question.
42:44What is there to talk about?
42:45You know?
42:47What is funny?
42:49You know?
42:50You know?
42:57You know?
42:59You know?
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