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Palm Royale (2024) Season 2 Episode 8 - Maxine Hits the Slopes
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01:29There she is, Mrs. Rollins, freshly bathed for her journey.
01:35Thank you, Lottie.
01:36You've been incredibly kind.
01:38A mother at long last.
01:42Auf Wiedersehen, Penelope.
01:44May you have a blessed future.
01:46General Harrison's eggnog.
02:07Bourbon, neat, whole milk.
02:13Grootsy pals, that's hello in Switzerland.
02:16Grasshopper, Danka.
02:20Prepare to leave your Palm Beach worries at the door and become newer, better European versions of ourselves on the continental continent.
02:27Are you ready to capture Norma and throw her in a dark hole forever and ever, amen?
02:33What happened to leaving our troubles at the door?
02:35This isn't an ordinary trouble.
02:36This is a tripart mission.
02:38One, avenge my sister.
02:39Two, get you out of the basement of the FBI.
02:42And three, give you a lights-out, explosive headline that's bound to win to a Pulitzer.
02:47Three stones.
02:48One, identity, thieving, murderous.
02:50Even so rabbit-thrilling.
02:52Maybe some time away might give me a fresh career perspective.
02:56Nothing like some alpine air and an international woman hunt to clear the mind.
03:02Evelyn, listen, I want...
03:04Oh, okay.
03:04I wanted to thank you as my conservatress for coming with me on this Swiss sojourn.
03:09I'm not coming abroad with you.
03:10I'm coming abroad with my gorgeous husband.
03:13Right, darling?
03:14A perfect opportunity for a late honeymoon, sun, ski, me.
03:20It'll be nice to take a break from the stress of the business.
03:23What stress of the business?
03:25Oh, look.
03:26It's the incubator waddling in for a landing.
03:28Oh, everyone, clear the path.
03:30Make sure there's no shipping hazards here.
03:32VIP, very important passenger, coming through.
03:35Shut the fuck up, Maxine.
03:36Please, hold the sauce, sister.
03:38I'm just trying to help you out.
03:39Like when you played dead and haunted me?
03:42I could kill you.
03:43I really could.
03:43Are we about to have an incident?
03:46No, no incident.
03:47Because any incident you cause will be cause for rejection.
03:51As a decorated airman, you have my solemn aircrew vow that there will be no cause for rejection
03:56between my ex-wife and my wife.
03:59You?
04:00A pilot?
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:02I proudly flew the Dallas-Cleveland-Atlanta route for 20 solid years.
04:06Douglas, I think the air hostesses are making fun of you.
04:17Bula and Bula were big men, too, vants.
04:21In the war.
04:23In the war, we were huge men.
04:26We were fighter pilots.
04:28Now we're back to doing women's while pushing vorm nuts.
04:32Only good part of every speech layover is taking Bula's plane for a spin.
04:37I dock it at our sister's La Chalet Villa that rip.
04:43Where's the bathroom?
04:45In the rear.
04:46Move.
04:47Take your seats.
04:50Go ahead.
04:53No.
04:53Is there anything about me in there?
05:03What are you doing here?
05:04For your informazione, we are on a secret mission.
05:08Patch Post is threatening to spread a rumor that I'm Nixon's paramour.
05:12And my only salvation from societal ruin is the dim hope that Axel has some bejeweled eggs
05:19stuffed in a safety deposit box.
05:20The Black Widow and her mustachioed man on an international gambit full of intrigue and jewels and scandal?
05:28Why, you two are the Jenna and James Bond of Palm Beach.
05:31You put it in most Maximian terms.
05:35That's a spirit.
05:36Let's take off.
05:41It's not my decision.
05:50It's not my decision.
05:51It's not my decision.
05:52It's not my decision.
05:53It's not my decision.
05:54It's not my decision.
05:55It's not my decision.
05:56It's not my decision.
05:57It's not my decision.
05:58It's not my decision.
05:59It's not my decision.
06:00It's not my decision.
06:01It's not my decision.
06:02It's not my decision.
06:03It's not my decision.
06:04It's not my decision.
06:05It's not my decision.
06:06It's not my decision.
06:07It's not my decision.
06:08It's not my decision.
06:09It's not my decision.
06:10It's not my decision.
06:11It's not my decision.
06:12It's not my decision.
06:13It's not my decision.
06:14It's not my decision.
06:15It's not my decision.
06:16It's not my decision.
06:47You still don't understand how it's possible.
06:52Switzerland is how.
06:54It never takes sides in the who's who and the what's what of the world.
06:58And it's more than happy to oblige the wealth and whims of one of its greatest families.
07:03Of which you are now legally a member.
07:08Yes, but a painting doesn't make me a telecourt, Norma.
07:12In Switzerland, names are given, names are taken.
07:17And now, you have one of the most powerful, my son.
07:28Pardon me, ma'am.
07:30Oh.
07:30Is this seat taken?
07:32Where's Mitzi?
07:34Oh, she's in the bathroom again.
07:38That is quite a spiffy travel coat.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41The telecourt ski jacket.
07:43I always wore it when I, uh...
07:45Went skiing?
07:47Yeah.
07:49It's kind of like old times, huh?
07:53You and me, up in the clouds.
07:55I can't stop thinking about you.
08:06Douglas.
08:07Stop.
08:09I'm not going to do to Mitzi what she did to me.
08:13Okay.
08:14Here's what I'm thinking.
08:16Once the baby comes and we free up the money,
08:19then I'll divorce Mitzi.
08:21I'll put her up someplace really nice.
08:24And you and I can get remarried.
08:26And I'll be a father.
08:29And as long as you're okay with having someone else's kid in our life, then...
08:34We could have it all.
08:36Yeah.
08:37The money, the name, the house.
08:40Well, maybe not the house.
08:42Unless you want to shack up with a robber.
08:43Speaking of that...
08:48There's something I want to tell you.
08:52Gosh, how do I say this?
08:54Norma isn't Norma.
08:56Her real name is Agnes, and she's an imposter.
08:59So it's not really her house to give away in the first place.
09:01Hey, you're talking Swahili here, Max.
09:03Okay, just focus on this.
09:04The house, the money, the fortune...
09:06All of it is...
09:08It's already yours.
09:10Sorry, I didn't tell you earlier.
09:14I just didn't...
09:14You didn't want me to squander away the money before you got your half.
09:19No.
09:19God, you know me so well.
09:21I do.
09:26Don't mind me.
09:30Gin and Tommy, please.
09:34What a nice watch, man.
09:36Evelyn got it for me.
09:37Oh.
09:38What was the occasion?
09:41She just loves me?
09:43Of course.
09:47I am sorry about the pickle the murder of my sister put the Pomeroyal in.
09:51That is the least of our worries.
09:55Have a seat.
10:00Worries, you say?
10:02Do tell.
10:03You and me are going to tête-à-tête.
10:16Tête-à-tête.
10:17It's French.
10:18For even though you have a bun in that oven, Douglas most certainly did not do the baking.
10:22In fact, I think a certain alligator wrangler's spermatozoa is multiplying in that tiny uterus
10:28of yours, even as we speak.
10:30Your French stinks.
10:31They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
10:34I'm a very popular face in Palm Beach.
10:38Lots of men have my picture.
10:39I see.
10:40And do you love lots of men in Palm Beach forever and ever?
10:46Either I blow the lid off this joint, or you give me half that baby money when the kid is born.
10:50I can't give you half the baby trust because Douglas already promised it to Maxine.
10:58Much to my chagrin.
11:00Chagrin?
11:00That's French for leave me the fuck alone.
11:11Oh.
11:12Come here often?
11:13Why the smug mug?
11:15A little birdie told me you might be having some problems with the old IRS.
11:18Well, it seems little birdies are in season because one just told me you're about to come
11:21into scads of money once Mitzi pops out her nugget.
11:25Yes, well, your little birdie tweets truth.
11:27And maybe I could send some of those scads over to the IRS on your behalf.
11:34Out with the if I sniff.
11:36If your business becomes my business.
11:39We're partners at the Palm Royale.
11:42I do believe I have you by the balls, if that's the right saying.
11:46Fine.
11:46Well, it has to be different this time.
11:49No scheming or double dealing.
11:51No secrets.
11:52In that case, um, I, um, I, I may have accidentally...
11:58Stepped out on Eddie.
11:59I know.
11:59I saw the apology watch.
12:00What are you talking about?
12:02Evelyn, everyone in Palm Beach knows when someone gives their significant other a fancy
12:07piece of jewelry when it is not a birthday or a holiday, they are indeed saying I'm sorry
12:11without saying I'm sorry.
12:13I feel horrible even after giving him the watch.
12:17Take it from me.
12:19Be honest from the start and then move on.
12:22Look at me and Douglas.
12:23Not the best example.
12:25Just do it today.
12:28Please.
12:29Promise.
12:30Promise.
12:31Please, take your seats and strap in.
12:34Things are about to get a little boopy.
12:37Oh, dear.
12:38This hotel has a fascinating history.
12:46First it was a convent, and then it became the Flugenorgon, an all-girls boarding school
12:50before converting to a wartime hospital.
12:52Oh, there's another chapter, Ann.
12:53Don't forget.
12:54When Norma Delacorte, nay, Agnes Housiwitz, it was boondoggled and hornswoggled.
13:00That's not what boondoggled means.
13:02What's your plan, gumshoe?
13:03You gonna storm the lobby and throw a butterfly net over her?
13:06No.
13:07It's kind of funny, huh?
13:08You all travel all the way to the other side of the world for a vacation, and you end up
13:12with the exact same people.
13:14That's just how rich people travel.
13:16It's a hurting instinct.
13:17Speak for yourself.
13:18I've never been to this hotel.
13:19It was Skeet and his first wife's.
13:21Special place.
13:22I never wanted to go because I didn't want to be haunted by her ghost.
13:25Being haunted's no fun, right, Maxine?
13:27Mitzi, you really must let that go.
13:29Besides, it was Virginia's idea.
13:31Oh, hell no.
13:32I'm not a part of this.
13:33We all just need to move on.
13:36Well, you know what I'm looking forward to the most?
13:40Skiing.
13:41Oh, same here.
13:43We used to play a game at a boarding school called Bum Bum Rush, and we'd get silly on
13:48peppermint shops and race down the mountain in our skivvies.
13:52Oh, such a gasp.
13:56I'm right here, Dinah.
13:58There's no need to broadcast your skivvies.
14:00Listen, when we get to the premises, boys, you take all the luggage.
14:04Ladies, we'll fan out and look for Robert.
14:06He's the heart and soul of Palm Beach, and he's never done anything bad to any one of us.
14:11We need to bring our native son home.
14:13Agreed?
14:14All right.
14:14Put the pedal to the metal.
14:15We've got to burn the dog.
14:19Oh, my God.
14:20Harry, Harry, Harry!
14:21Harry, Harry, Harry, he's in the car!
14:23Oh, he's rolling!
14:24Oh, my God!
14:25He's in the car!
14:26We've been expecting you.
14:42Welcome to the foam.
14:44We found him.
14:45Robert.
14:46Maxine thought you'd be stuffed in a dungeon.
14:49Still on your manhunt.
14:50What are you planning to do?
14:52Throw a giant butterfly net over her?
14:54No.
14:56Of course Norma knew you would arrive because of the verification of the baby.
15:00She left a while ago.
15:02I'll be at the bar.
15:04Me too.
15:05She left this for you.
15:11Maxine, by the time you read this, I'll be long gone.
15:15One step ahead of you, as always, please enjoy the skiing, hot buttered beer, and our famous
15:23urban hemiflugens, Swiss kidney chowder.
15:29Oh.
15:29From my gap year in Leipzig.
15:31Norma was always a fabulous host.
15:33Hmm.
15:34My son, Robert, will see to your every maid.
15:38Son?
15:43Norma was pregnant.
15:47Norma adopted me.
15:49I am now a Delacorte.
15:51Officially.
15:53Is this because you and I had a fight?
15:55Maxine, not everything is about you.
15:57I'm just trying to find a peaceful life.
15:59Norma's not even Norma, you know.
16:01So all of it, the life, the Delacorte mansion, it's not yours.
16:06In fact, it's Douglass's.
16:11Prove it.
16:15You bet your bottom dollar I'm going to prove it.
16:21Her bellwoman Lottie will assist you from here on.
16:23Lottie?
16:25Oh, God.
16:28I'll be the same.
16:30Oh, that means goodbye.
16:34Lottie, is it?
16:36Um, would you mind directing us to the bank?
16:38Of course.
16:39You just hop on the gondola,
16:41take it all the way to the tippy-top of the mountain,
16:44just above the Hall of Delacorte.
16:46Same whole hall.
16:48Well, jerks.
16:50Yes, hi, hi, hi.
16:52I was wondering if the honeymoon suite might be available.
16:56We're at capacity due to Frampus weekend.
16:59What the hell is Frampus weekend?
17:02Well, Frampus was Crampus' mistress.
17:04Who's Crampus?
17:06Our Santa Claus, demonic rat bastard.
17:10Frampus was Mr. and Mrs. Crampus' maid.
17:14When Mrs. Crampus found out that she was stopping her husband,
17:17she threw her into the fireplace
17:20and burned her for being a conniving,
17:25lying,
17:30adulteress.
17:32I believe that's yours.
17:33No, it's yours.
17:34Vich.
17:35Give it to me.
17:36Ladies, new plan.
17:39We have to prove that Norma is not Norma.
17:41What?
17:42Find Norma bones?
17:43I don't know.
17:44Just start digging.
17:45I'm not digging for some decades-old identity theft.
17:48This is not going to help my career.
17:49Excuse me.
17:50Sorry if I don't have a bunch of Russian moles scurrying around.
17:53This is the best we got.
17:54What Russian mole?
17:55Seriously?
17:56Sorry.
17:57Nothing.
17:59Virginia, is this true?
18:01Hey, Max, come on.
18:01It's time to get to the bank.
18:02Okay, just nose around, see what you can sniff out.
18:04Mitzi.
18:07Tick-tock.
18:08We've got to go to the bank.
18:10I'll be there in a minute.
18:11I just need to call my doctor.
18:13Wind from south, 40 knots.
18:16Big storm brewing tomorrow.
18:18Let me guess.
18:19Wringing your alligator sommelier?
18:21No.
18:22Get on the gondola, bitch.
18:25Evelyn.
18:27Oh, ready to hit the slopes?
18:29Ashley,
18:30I thought we could do some hoard room decorating.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:33I'm positive I misheard you.
18:35Poor broom decorating?
18:37The locals celebrate Frampus weekend by decorating brooms like women and burning them.
18:41Could be fun.
18:44So fun.
18:48What an asshole.
18:50Now I'm a guest in his hotel?
18:52He has the stones to steal my house.
18:55Our house.
18:56We'll get it back.
18:57We just have to prove Norma isn't Norma.
18:59That crazy old crackerjack.
19:01I can't believe she offed her roommate.
19:04Don't call her crazy, Perry.
19:06That is just a label society puts on women.
19:09Exhibit A, Frampus.
19:11Exhibit B, me.
19:13Match post threatening me with her smear campaign.
19:16We should just cut they head for the hills, become Swiss snow people.
19:25But what about the children?
19:27Oh, right.
19:29The boarding school is awfully close.
19:33Austria, then.
19:34I'm sorry, you have children?
19:37I have four.
19:37I'm not the father.
19:41That's husband number one.
19:43But I do like to think of them as my own.
19:47For two days every other year.
19:49Bless my babies.
19:52Look, I think I see the bank.
19:53Where?
19:53Look, on the top of the mountain.
19:56You would think after so many years, I would get used to the altitude, but I swear it is still a real knob gobbler.
20:04Were you here when this was a boarding school?
20:07Before that, toots.
20:09Do you happen to remember Norma Delacorte by any chance?
20:12Oh, yes, Norma.
20:14Of course.
20:16A real spitfire.
20:18It's a shame she had to leave after her father died, but as is our good fortune, she has been our benefactress ever since.
20:26She loved her alma mater.
20:28What about a little girl named Agnes?
20:32I don't remember her.
20:34You know what you really should do?
20:39What's that?
20:40Ask me about me.
20:41I have had a very interesting life.
20:44But all anybody cares about are the young patooties.
20:48Did you know that I used to be a nun?
20:51I know.
20:52Hard to think of a sexual muffin like me hiding all of my bushels.
20:56I was a hot-to-trop girl.
21:00So, they stuck me in a convent.
21:04Nothing more frightening than a sexual woman.
21:07You two understand.
21:09How long have you been together?
21:11Oh, we're just work colleagues.
21:14I'd like us to be equal partners, but one of us won't let the other one in on her top secret secrets.
21:20Sure.
21:21Partners.
21:22Is that the word now?
21:23Oh, I'm a Catholic.
21:26We love you for misms.
21:28Oh, look, there's Frampus.
21:30Fine-looking woman, eh?
21:32Her face looks like it's falling off.
21:35Well, what do you expect?
21:36Her boss threw her into the fire.
21:39Something in the buttermilk ain't clean.
22:02Hello?
22:05Maybe they're closed.
22:07Hello?
22:07Sorry about the wait.
22:11Only one man on deck.
22:14Me, Borg.
22:16Everyone else took off for the Frampus weekend.
22:18Yes, we've heard.
22:20You're all going to the Horbroom burning tonight?
22:23Yours truly is master of ceremonies.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:28From down here, you are the spitting image of...
22:32My brother, Benny.
22:34You're Benny Barnhill's twin brother.
22:36We're a mirror image, identical.
22:40Twans?
22:41I'm a twan.
22:42Oh, gosh, isn't it wonderful?
22:43It's like two hearts waiting as one.
22:45I haven't talked to that arshlock in 40 years.
22:49Oh.
22:51Hello, Dinah Donahue.
22:53My fiancé, Axel Rosenhips, is recently deceased, and we would like to visit his safety deposit box.
23:00Rightio.
23:00Oh, and let me guess, the rest of you are here for the baby verification, right?
23:08Looks good.
23:09She is pregnant.
23:12Oh.
23:12That's it?
23:13Oh, no, of course not.
23:15Safety deposit boxes are upstairs.
23:18Everybody else, join me at my big desk.
23:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, nine, nine, nine.
23:34Okay, so, it looks like we just need the signature of the ex-wife so that she can release her claim on the funds,
23:42and then we can, as you are there, I can say, get the zygin on the road.
23:47Okay, that's me.
23:49Hello, ex-wife.
23:50Ready to sign.
23:51Bell certificate, yes.
23:53There you go.
23:54No grandparents, no parents, no kids.
23:56Dead twin.
23:57Oh.
23:58Oh.
23:58Uh, there is no Maxine Wharton on the claim.
24:03We need the signature of, uh, Penelope Rawlins.
24:10What?
24:11Why?
24:12We were never married, only engaged.
24:15Well, her name was that as a beneficiary, yet, as I'm a parent.
24:20Okay.
24:20A moment of truth.
24:21Nothing.
24:21Huh?
24:22Nothing.
24:22Nothing.
24:23Nothing.
24:24Nothing.
24:24And I assume you need her signature before you can release the funds, correct?
24:37That is correct.
24:38That is correct.
24:38Unless all parties have signed by midnight on the hundredth year of the trust's endowment,
24:44it becomes the property of the Swiss government.
24:47Oh, God.
24:48Oh, God.
24:48Oh, God.
24:49I've been to have the worst reputation in Palm Beach for centuries.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:55I'm certain I'm going to certainly regret asking this, but when is that hundredth anniversary?
24:58Tomorrow.
24:59Tomorrow?
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01There you go.
25:02No, thank you.
25:04There you go.
25:08Wait, wait, wait.
25:10What?
25:11Sometimes I wake in the dead of night
25:13to see Agnes staring at me.
25:17I swear she's planning something horrid.
25:26So this means none of us get any money?
25:30This was all for nothing.
25:31Not nothing.
25:32But not $82 million.
25:35Let me think.
25:38So Linda is still in Poland,
25:41currently on tour with the Bolshoi Ballet.
25:50Ladies!
25:53Hello.
25:54I was wondering if your plane happened to be nearby.
25:57Of course.
25:59Um, would you mind if my ex-husband
26:01borrowed it to perform an act of economic heroism?
26:06I'm not letting Mr. Big Steve take off on my street head.
26:13What you need?
26:14It's a very, very dangerous mission.
26:18It would require courage and death-define female bravery.
26:25Go on.
26:27You would need to fly behind the Iron Curtain
26:29to extract a woman who is being forced to wash dance belts against her will.
26:32Yes?
26:33Yes?
26:33Is that a yes?
26:33Yes?
26:34Is that a yes?
26:35No.
26:35Oh, thank you very much indeed.
26:36You're welcome.
26:36Mm-hmm.
26:37There.
26:37All done.
26:38Yes? Is that a yes?
26:53Oh, thank you very much indeed.
26:56Mm-hmm.
26:57There.
26:59All done.
27:01Who does that look like?
27:03Me?
27:04Mamie Eisenhower.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:08I'm in desperate need of another cocktail. Would you mind?
27:12More some white, okay, see?
27:13Gracias.
27:16For me?
27:20Hello?
27:21Urgent news. I don't have to sign the baby papers.
27:24Linda does.
27:25Fuck a duck.
27:26No, no, you can keep that pala virgin. I solved it.
27:29I sent the two Swedish stews over to Poland to fetch her,
27:32and she'll be here by morn.
27:33Wait a minute.
27:34You mean to tell me you knew where she was this whole time?
27:37I know. I'm sorry.
27:39It was a secret that I was keeping before we made our pact.
27:42Listen, she's going to get here and sign the pa...
27:44Fudge, I just realized I had to show my birth certificate.
27:49How are we going to prove that Linda is who we say she is?
27:52Well, Linda was born here.
27:54There's got to be a record of it somewhere.
27:56I'll talk to that old Lottie coot.
27:58Good thinking, pal.
28:00Have you told Eddie yet?
28:07The watch will have to suffice.
28:09Well, if it makes you feel any better,
28:11I have been contemplating having an affair with my ex-husband.
28:14You cannot do that, Maxine.
28:17Well, why?
28:18Because if Mitzi finds out, she'll divorce him,
28:21and then no one gets any money?
28:23Yes, and also, it's bad.
28:26Bad things come from bad things.
28:28Look at Frampus.
28:29It's true.
28:30Oh, I don't know what I was thinking.
28:32He's about to have a child with another woman.
28:34Would it change things if he wasn't having a child with another woman?
28:44Of course.
28:46I'm happy for him, I guess, in some way.
28:50I don't know.
28:51It's complicated.
28:53Yes, it is.
28:55Just do what I say and do not have sex, Maxine.
28:58I mean it.
29:01Your drink, my lady.
29:05Oh, I'm so sorry, darling.
29:07I'm going to have to take it on the run.
29:09Brought pressing business to attend to regarding our future,
29:11but you enjoy yourself.
29:13What?
29:18What about our horror brooms?
29:20I don't understand.
29:21How did Evelyn get my picture?
29:23She found it in my wallet,
29:25which fell out of my pants because I was having sex with her.
29:28You had sex with Evelyn?
29:30Hey, I'm just doing what I have to do.
29:34I'm fucking playing dress up with a fucking crazy lady who thinks I'm a ghost.
29:38I'm doing my part.
29:39You do yours.
29:40I'm having a baby.
29:43Is that not sufficient, Jed?
29:45Kill Evelyn.
29:46I can't do that.
29:49I'm pregnant.
29:51Oh, bootlegger.
29:53I'm ready for my bubble bath.
29:56Do what I said or don't come home.
29:59We weren't supposed to hurt people.
30:00Oh, stag brother, prepare to reclaim your birthright.
30:27James and Jenna Bond have your proof.
30:32The real Norma wrote my Axel all about her creepy roommate, Agnes,
30:37who, guess what, was plotting something horrid.
30:42I knew it.
30:43Oh, I did it.
30:44I saved the day.
30:45Actually, we did.
30:48Hit the slopes.
30:49Good luck.
30:52Dearest Axel, Agnes is at it again.
30:55And she's always lurking in the shadows, like some sort of ghost.
30:59She's usually quite peculiar.
31:02In many ways, her behavior has taken a turn that is more unsettling.
31:06I do not know what to do.
31:10What a beautiful day, man.
31:12Incredible.
31:14You should take a trip down the bunny slope.
31:16Potter is sublime.
31:18What are you wearing?
31:20My Delacorte ski jacket.
31:23Every Delacorte man has one.
31:26Oh, no.
31:26No, no, no.
31:31First you steal my house.
31:33Then you steal my identity.
31:35I will not let you steal my Delacorte ski jacket.
31:38This one's mine, not yours.
31:41Har, har, har.
31:42Do you have something on your throat?
31:44Har, har, har!
31:46Dinah, did you hear that?
31:48Oh, God, is that the...
31:51Call of my mighty stag brother I must go to him.
31:54I'm duty bound.
31:54Fine.
31:56Go.
31:57I'll wait.
32:00Tis time, brother.
32:02Time for what?
32:04Tis time.
32:06I hereby challenge you to a stag duel.
32:12Right here.
32:13Right now.
32:15In the snow.
32:16Be prepared to be charged.
32:19You don't want this, man.
32:20Then run it.
32:22Then charged again.
32:23I went to war.
32:25I have my tactics.
32:27Tactics?
32:30Easy, easy, easy.
32:32I heard you call, brother!
32:35I heard you call, brother!
32:45You all right there, stags?
32:47See you later.
32:59You may have worn this battle,
33:03but you sure will not win the war.
33:09Don't worry about me.
33:14I'm fine.
33:18Ross, open the door.
33:19It's me.
33:21Douglas.
33:23I can't have you storm in my castle.
33:25I promised Devlin I wouldn't.
33:27Well, I think you will change your mind
33:29when you see what I am carrying.
33:31I have to prove that Norma isn't Norma.
33:34All right.
33:36Let's get in here.
33:41What is it?
33:43Can we have sex now?
33:45Proof first.
33:46Okay.
33:47I have in my pocket
33:48a packet of letters
33:49that proves
33:50that not only does Agnes exist,
33:52but
33:52she is most likely
33:54a murderer.
33:57What?
33:57They're gone.
34:06I must have switched jackets
34:08with Robert
34:08when I was ramming him
34:09on the mountain.
34:10What?
34:11Forgive me.
34:12How long have you worked here?
34:14Oh, since the convent days,
34:17through the war times,
34:19through the neonatal times,
34:21right up to the ski chalet times.
34:24So, you were here
34:28when it was a hospital.
34:30The glory days.
34:32You wouldn't have any records
34:34from those times.
34:37Birth certificates, perhaps?
34:48Excuse me.
34:50Excuse me.
34:54Well, how are you finding Switzerland?
34:56Well, it seems like my wife
34:58has completely abandoned me
35:00on our honeymoon,
35:01but
35:01otherwise,
35:02it's going swimmingly.
35:06Look, I'm sorry
35:07I gave your letters to Evelyn.
35:08That was wrong of me.
35:10But I'd still really like
35:11to be your friend.
35:13Ditto, pal.
35:15And don't sweat it.
35:17Ooh.
35:18Nice watch.
35:20Evelyn gave it to me.
35:22Did she?
35:23Right up with me.
35:31Oh,
35:32you changed for dinner.
35:34Well, in Palm Beach,
35:35we changed for breakfast,
35:36lunch, martinis,
35:37and dinner.
35:38Oh,
35:38how nice.
35:40I've been wearing
35:40the same shit
35:41for 40 years.
35:44I go slow.
35:45These aren't what
35:46they used to be.
35:48You take your time.
35:49I so appreciate
35:50your kindness.
35:53May I tell you something
36:01as a friend?
36:03Yeah.
36:06In Palm Beach,
36:07people only give
36:09a significant other
36:10fancy jewelry
36:11when it's not a birthday
36:12or a holiday
36:13for one reason.
36:16What reason?
36:21Guilt.
36:22It's an apology.
36:25An apology
36:25for what?
36:27Well,
36:32let me put it
36:34to you this way.
36:36Perry has four.
36:43I'm sorry.
36:44I hope that was
36:48the right thing
36:49to do.
36:53It was.
36:56Marriage is hard,
36:57Eddie.
36:58It's really hard.
36:59But if you love her,
37:01please give Evelyn
37:01a chance to explain.
37:03I've been her,
37:04as you know.
37:05Want to ski down
37:14with me?
37:16Can you keep up?
37:17You whore.
37:39Cozy room
37:41you've got here.
37:42Yeah,
37:42my little bird's nest.
37:45Rollins,
37:45you said,
37:46yeah?
37:46Penelope Rollins.
37:47Her father's name
37:48was Eugene,
37:49but everyone
37:50called him Skeet.
37:51I think you love
37:52this Skeet guy.
37:53I can tell.
37:54Another life,
37:56when I was just
37:57a Rollins,
37:59not that being
37:59a Rollins was simple,
38:01but since then,
38:02I've tacked on
38:03so many names,
38:04I fear I'm getting
38:06further and further
38:07from myself.
38:09Live long enough
38:10as a woman,
38:11and you will be
38:12many people
38:13along the way.
38:15All of them
38:15will be you.
38:16Oh.
38:18That's what
38:18I'm afraid of.
38:21Racine,
38:21Marbles,
38:23Verth,
38:23oh,
38:25look,
38:26here we are.
38:28Rollins,
38:30Penelope.
38:32Papa named Eugene.
38:35Mama Linda?
38:36Yes.
38:37Penelope's mother's
38:38name was Linda,
38:40which is why
38:40she now calls
38:41herself Linda.
38:43One life,
38:44so many names.
38:46Yes.
38:50Why don't you
38:51stay up here
38:52for a little bit?
38:53Be alone.
38:55I think you might
38:56enjoy that.
38:57I might,
38:58yes.
39:02I know you are
39:18out there,
39:19pretty thing.
39:19you do not
39:31want to do
39:32whatever it is
39:33you are thinking
39:34of doing.
39:40Let's go get
39:40some grub,
39:41yeah?
39:44Yeah.
39:45You know,
39:46back in the
39:47convent days,
39:48we nuns used
39:49to sneak around
39:50in the back halls
39:51so the priests
39:53wouldn't be tempted.
39:55Jerks.
39:56Yeah,
39:57jerks.
40:11Come,
40:11sit by the fire.
40:13I'll go get
40:15the kid.
40:29He's in the
40:30shower.
40:31So what's
40:31your plan?
40:33Shoot.
40:35What are you
40:36doing?
40:36Did you learn
40:43how to pick
40:43a lock?
40:44Sister Immaculata
40:45used to make me
40:46break into the
40:46priest's candy
40:47bolt in the
40:48orphanage.
40:49It's all about
40:50getting the tongue
40:51in the right
40:54place.
40:58Oh, Norma.
41:01I've become
41:01someone I don't
41:02recognize.
41:03Such is life.
41:05Tell me
41:06everything.
41:07I've misled
41:08so many
41:09people.
41:10People have
41:11been hurt.
41:12And worse.
41:14The idea
41:15of going
41:16back to
41:17Palm Beach
41:17for this
41:18big wedding
41:18of the season.
41:20For what?
41:22It's a
41:23big,
41:24disgusting
41:24show.
41:26You're going
41:26to be a
41:27mother,
41:27Mitzi.
41:27and a
41:30mother does
41:30what she
41:31must for
41:32her child.
41:33You make
41:34it sound
41:34easy.
41:35Switzerland
41:36was made
41:36for moments
41:37like this.
41:41What is
41:41this?
41:42A Catholic
41:43annulment.
41:44You'll be
41:45free of
41:45Douglas for
41:46good.
41:46here.
41:55Oh, yeah.
42:03There they
42:03are.
42:05What are you
42:06doing?
42:06Taking back
42:07my Delacorte ski
42:07jacket.
42:08Stop being
42:09so turlish.
42:10Just let's go.
42:10Just leave it.
42:11Come on.
42:14I press
42:15the rules for
42:16the window.
42:17Come on.
42:17Come on.
42:31Fancy.
42:32What's the
42:33occasion?
42:33This is a
42:34big, big
42:35night.
42:36And what is
42:36your window
42:37doing open?
42:38You're going
42:38to catch
42:39your death.
42:43Oh, please.
42:44You're just
42:44angry because
42:45father never
42:45loved you.
42:47It's because
42:47I knew his
42:48secret.
42:49What secret?
42:51He had a
42:52second family.
42:53in a
42:59day.
43:00He
43:02can't
43:04go.
43:06He
43:07is
43:09good.
43:12I
43:13know.
43:13Oh, my God!
43:25You're close to me.
43:30Oh!
43:33Stop it. Stop it.
43:37Oh!
43:43Ah!
43:44Ah!
43:45Ah!
43:46Ah!
43:47Ah!
43:48Ah!
43:49Ah!
43:50Ah!
43:51Ah!
43:52Ah!
43:53Ah!
43:54Ah!
43:55Ah!
43:56Ah!
43:57Ah!
43:58Ah!
43:59Ah!
44:00Ah!
44:01Ah!
44:02Welcome to the farm with poor Brun Blani!
44:07Yah! Yah! Yah!
44:13Oh!
44:14Ah!
44:22Ah!
44:23Oh!
44:24Oh!
44:26Ah!
44:27Ah!
44:28Ah!
44:29Ah!
44:30Ah!
44:31Oh!
44:32Ah!
44:33Ah!
44:34Ah!
44:35Oh!
44:36Ah!
44:37Ah!
44:38Oh God!
44:39Hiya!
44:40Fine!
44:41Posse poopers!
44:43Agnes P. Moriarty
44:49She's buried here
44:51No
44:53Norma's buried here
44:57The real Norma
45:00Norma Bones
45:13You said no one would find you here, Norma
45:17Missy's my favorite
45:18So I invited her
45:20You're tempting fate
45:21Oh, pish
45:23I'll keep her secret, Robert
45:24What are you up to?
45:37So, this is what vacation is like
45:39I can't believe you won't tell me about the Russian Bowl
45:42You need to drop it, Anne
45:44Sorry
45:44My restless, inquiring mind is a curse
45:47And I know you want to tell me
45:52Aren't we there yet?
45:54As friends
45:55As partners in this adventure
45:57I can't tell you I lose my job
46:00You hate your job
46:01You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted
46:05And they don't see you as a real person
46:12There's a Russian Bowl in Palm Beach
46:16Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin
46:18This person is highly connected
46:19And although their identity remains unknown
46:21It is known they run in circles with Pinky and Raquel Kimberly Marco
46:24However, the Marcos have gone missing
46:28Ever since they got arrested by the IRS in a secret raid
46:30How do you feel?
46:37Great
46:37I thought I was going to go crazy
46:39You stay locked up inside yourself
46:41It makes anyone crazy
46:43Like that loom, Lottie
46:44You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:49There's Anne
46:49Anne, Virginia
46:51Come quick, hurry
46:52Here, look
46:55Look
46:56Agnes P. Moriarty
46:581890 to 1905
47:01She's not alone
47:03Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
47:091865 to
47:11There's no death year
47:13I mean, she's still alive
47:15And why were girls sent to this place?
47:18If they were unmarried and pregnant
47:20Charlotte
47:23That's long for Lottie
47:26So Lottie's enormous
47:28Mother
47:31Vandu
47:32Sit down, Mama
47:34Mama?
47:36Yes
47:36We're all family here
47:38Or we could be
47:39You all need to eat your Alfred McGronin
47:43This is winter here
47:45You're way too skinny
47:47Missy's being a very brave girl
47:51She's annulled her marriage to Douglas
47:54It takes a lot of courage, Mitzi
47:57However, there is a matter of the trust
48:0082 million smackaroos
48:03Vina?
48:04Yes, please
48:05Thank you
48:05That is a lot of money
48:07Just to leave sitting there
48:10Well, I have no intention of letting it just sit
48:13All you have to do, Mitzi
48:15Is marry a Delacorte
48:17You happen to know one, Robert?
48:26Yeah, but I'm not a Delacorte
48:27I adopted you
48:28You're my son
48:29But you are not a Delacorte
48:31I've been a Delacorte
48:33Longer than you've been alive
48:35I say who I am
48:37Nobody else
48:38I've earned this name
48:40And nobody is going to take it from me
48:42Or from you
48:43Shakespeare asked
48:45What's in a name?
48:48I think he thought a name
48:50Had no inherent value or meaning
48:53Bozo
48:54He didn't have 82 million bucks attached to his
48:58The name Delacorte saved my life
49:00And now
49:02Is going to save this poor unmarried girl
49:06That money
49:08Was never Douglas'
49:10It was never Maxine's
49:12Hell, it was never mine
49:14That money belongs to the child
49:18What do you say, my boy?
49:23Do it for mother
49:24I'm getting married in the morning
49:42Ding dong, the bells are going to chime
49:45Shut up, mother
49:48So this is where you've been hiding?
49:54No, not hiding
49:55Ruminating
49:57Anything you want to ruminate in my direction?
50:03In fact
50:04There is
50:05I
50:09I
50:14I
50:16I don't think that's Douglas' baby
50:19I don't believe it
50:22I didn't either at first
50:23But then I pressed Mitzi
50:25And I'm telling you
50:26That beanpole is up to no good
50:27She's a clever little rat
50:29Rat?
50:29I am working multiple lanes, baby
50:32Meantime, Maxine
50:33Has no idea
50:34And I'm getting her to give me some of her half of the baby money to pay off the IRS
50:38And then after Linda
50:40Yes, Linda gets here
50:42My bet is dollars to donuts
50:44One call to Interpol
50:45And we get our house back
50:47Wow
50:50And I did it all for us
50:52For you
50:53Is that all?
50:57Is that all?
50:58Isn't that enough?
50:59Your wife is a genius
51:01My wife is a snake!
51:09Was it Jed?
51:15Eddie
51:16I love you
51:22Happy honeymoon
51:29Happy honeymoon
51:29Happy honeymoon
51:29Happy honeymoon
51:33Happy honeymoon
51:38Hot chumpe schnapps
51:39Hot chumpe schnapps
51:42Over here
51:43Hot chumpe schnapps
51:46This your fountain of youth?
51:50Perhaps
51:51Here's mud in your eye
51:54Here's mud in your eye
51:57Rough night?
52:02That's an understatement
52:03Perry
52:05I've been looking high and low for you
52:08I saw you
52:09Being all chummy with your ex-boyfriend
52:12Perry you are totally out of line
52:14Hard hard
52:15Hard
52:15Come everyone gather around the fireplace
52:19I have a story to tell
52:22Everybody come gather around the fireplace
52:25Quiet please
52:27Whatever you do
52:28Don't tip her off that we know what we know
52:30We have to keep her ignorant and buttered up
52:31So she'll spill
52:32Quiet
52:33This is the history of Frampus
52:40Told by me
52:41Lottie
52:42Frampus had a different name once
52:46But that name has been forgotten to time
52:49What we do know is
52:52That she was a small town girl
52:54With big city dreams
52:57She found work
52:59As a scullery maid
53:01With Mr. and Mrs. Frampus
53:03Now
53:03I know that your Santa Claus is just a nice fat man
53:07But our Frampus is not quite so cuddly
53:11He's covered in black fur
53:14He has horns
53:15And feet like a goat
53:17Hard to believe that a man like this
53:20Has an easy time with the ladies
53:21But
53:22Women are easy, Lottie
53:23Just ask this Frampus whore
53:26Well then I curse you, Perry
53:28I curse you
53:29Like the witch whore that I am
53:32Hey
53:33No more from the peanut gallery
53:35So
53:38Time passes
53:39Frampus falls in love
53:41She feels bad
53:45She cares for Mrs. Frampus too
53:48But her love for the horned man
53:52Is fierce
53:54It's strong
53:56It burns like a fire inside
53:59Getting stronger and stronger
54:01Day by day
54:03She makes a mistake
54:06As humans are about to do
54:10Your room service has arrived
54:14Perfect timing
54:16Gosh
54:17I really want to read this first letter
54:19We had fun today
54:20Together
54:22Yes
54:24Thank you
54:26Okay
54:30Here we go
54:31When Mrs. Frampus finds out about their little secret
54:40And boy is she mad
54:43Dear dad
54:45I hope it's okay that I call you that
54:48I keep writing
54:49But you never write me back
54:51Dear dad
54:53Oh these can't be from Norma
55:04I saw you in the papers after you were shot
55:08I never thought I'd find you
55:10Well these are all addressed to Robert
55:19Douglas what's wrong
55:24Her rage is so much that it threatens to destroy her
55:33She decided to destroy poor Frampus instead
55:38She threw lentils in front of the fire and then she told Frampus to run and get her broom
55:43To clean it up and then
55:45Bam
55:46She shoved her into the roaring flames
55:51But
55:52What Mrs. Frampus doesn't know
55:55Is that she has infected Frampus
55:58With her rage
55:59Douglas what is it?
56:02The schnapps
56:03What?
56:04Don't treat the schnapps
56:05Douglas
56:06Norma's mother gave his
56:07What?
56:08Douglas what is it?
56:09What's wrong?
56:09Douglas talk to me
56:11The evil will be punished
56:13The karma will come
56:16Anyone who has done wrong
56:19Will be struck down
56:21And that is why
56:24I say beware
56:26The curse
56:27No
56:29Don't let me
56:30Beware
56:32The curse
56:34Of Frampus
56:37It's Frampus
56:48It's Frampus
56:48Oh Douglas
56:58Oh no
56:59Oh no
57:00Douglas
57:01Help
57:03Douglas
57:05Oh sweetie
57:05Now
57:05What's happening?
57:18Goodbye again Agnes
57:21Goodbye again Agnes
57:21Goodbye again Agnes
57:22Goodbye again Agnes
57:29Voilà
57:29C'est comme ça
57:30Depuis dix ans ce matin
57:32Mais ce n'est pas libre
57:35Ce n'est pas libre
57:37Je sens la colère
57:38Je me fais trembler les meurs
57:40Mais ce n'est pas libre
57:43Ce n'est pas libre
57:44Je perds mon sang-cois
57:46En écoutant ces derniers
57:48The, the, the, the, the, the, the
57:52J'ai tout essayé, me séparé chaque fois
57:59Mais ce n'est pas libre, ce n'est pas libre
58:04J'ai téléphoné du petit café en bas
58:07Ce n'est pas libre, ce n'est pas libre
58:12Et ce montant de moi, à chaque fois j'entends c'est un acte
58:16The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the
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