00:00When I see the elephant, that's where you stop your train,
00:06I'll remain for money later.
00:11I love you.
00:13I mean, the funeral.
00:16Folks, I want to announce the engagement of my daughter,
00:20Peggy, to Homer Ashcraft.
00:25A big oil man.
00:27Yes, sir.
00:31I'm losing a great pal.
00:33No, you ain't, Jim.
00:35We'll always be pals.
00:38Listen, miss.
00:40Listen, miss.
00:42Me and Homer, we was raised together.
00:46Why, we fought side by side
00:49for 11 years through grammar school
00:53and 12 years through high school.
00:57How many years off for good behavior?
01:00They'd have graduated in July if the schoolhouse hadn't burned down.
01:04And how?
01:06Why not have the wedding after he graduates?
01:09You'll be an old maid if you wait that long.
01:11Now, you and he, he and you, one and one are always two.
01:18Won't you tell us, hon, when you're gonna be one?
01:21You're so smart.
01:24He's so dumb.
01:25It takes two to do this.
01:27Someone tell us, hon.
01:29Someone tell us, hon.
01:32When you're gonna be one.
01:33When you're going down too far,
01:37some rum and bring your children.
01:39Children, when I'm not as tight,
01:41multiply, but don't divide.
01:43Won't you tell us, hon,
01:45when you're gonna be one?
01:47She's so sweet and he's so sour.
01:58Let's, uh, let's do something else.
02:00What do you think?
02:00Peggy?
02:01Peggy?
02:02Hello, darling.
02:02Everything is arranged for our unopened.
02:06I'll be back at four o'clock this afternoon to get you
02:08and we'll get married.
02:10Gosh, we'll be happy, won't we?
02:12Yes.
02:12And we'll go to Niagara Falls for our honeymoon.
02:16Oh.
02:16Hmm.
02:17Uh, pardon the intrusion.
02:19Now, don't forget, four o'clock this afternoon, huh?
02:21Goodbye.
02:22Goodbye.
02:22Gosh, I'm so happy I forgot.
02:24Goodbye.
02:25Goodbye.
02:26Oh, my.
02:27Goodbye.
02:28Goodbye.
02:28Bye.
02:32Homer, now listen.
02:36Homer, wait a minute.
02:37Take it easy, old man.
02:38Take it easy, old man.
02:38Homer.
02:39Take it easy, Homer.
02:42Now, you'll feel better.
02:44You're all right.
02:45Oh, boy, boys, play something.
02:47Play something.
02:48Walk right in and turn around and walk right out again.
02:51Something for Homer to sing.
02:53Oh, yes.
02:55Sing, Homer.
02:55You're all right.
02:56Say, do you know roses bring dreams of you?
03:02Roses, roses, roses bring them loo.
03:20All right.
03:22What's wrong?
03:25What's the matter, Homer?
03:27Hey, thank you.
03:28Take that drink.
03:29You feel better, Homer?
03:33Try it again, Homer.
03:37Here, Homer.
03:45Here, Homer.
03:49Here, Homer.
03:53Here, Homer.
03:59Homer, Homer, Peggy!
04:03Homer!
04:05Homer, what's the matter with...
04:11Take it off my body.
04:13Meet you outside.
04:15Yes.
04:17My body.
04:19Peggy!
04:23Gee, you're certainly falling for her.
04:25Oh, well, she's a darn good kid.
04:27See?
04:29Say, Homer.
04:31You're playing a little rough.
04:33Oh, I'll treat her gently.
04:35Gosh, I'd like to marry her myself.
04:41Oh, you would, eh?
04:43Yeah.
04:47Say, did you mean that?
04:49I meant every bit of it. You bet I did.
04:51You're sure?
04:53I did.
04:55There's nobody that can give it to me and...
04:57Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:06Now, you suck.
05:07Wait a minute.
05:09According to Hoyle.
05:11According to me?
05:12According to anybody.
05:13I don't care.
05:14We've been pals 20 years, Jim.
05:16Yeah?
05:17Well, this is where friendship seizes.
05:19Yes?
05:20Yeah.
05:21You can bet your whiskers it does.
05:22This is gonna hurt me more than it is you.
05:24Yeah, but not in the same spot.
05:26Maybe not.
05:27Now, go ahead.
05:29Ah!
05:30Say, hit where you're looking.
05:33I did.
05:34Oh, you did.
05:35Yeah, I did.
05:36Well...
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:41Hey listen, Homer.
05:42Use a little bit.
05:43Oh, my...
05:44Oh, my...
05:45Cut it out, will ya, now.
05:46Oh, my...
05:47Oh, my...
05:48I told ya to cut it out, will ya, yeah.
05:49Say, listen.
05:50I don't care.
05:51I hate you.
05:52You do not.
05:53Oh, no.
05:54I'll bet...
05:55I'll bet you...
05:56That you...
05:57Hey, Peggy.
06:00Come here.
06:01Damn ya.
06:02Hey Peggy, come in here!
06:04Hey Peggy, come in here!
06:06Get in here!
06:14Hey Peggy, Peggy, come in here!
06:16I'll get you!
06:18Don't worry! Quick, quick, quick!
06:20Quick, quick, quick!
06:22You hear me?
06:24Put that couple back on!
06:26Put that couple back on!
06:28Do I marry your daughter Peggy?
06:30No marriage, no cover!
06:32And you try to make me put it back on!
06:34Goodbye!
06:36Come back here, come back!
06:38Help!
06:40Help!
06:42Come on!
06:44Help!
06:46Mark!
06:48Get kidnapped!
06:50Get me out of this!
06:52What happened?
06:54I'm sorry!
06:56What happened?
06:58What happened?
07:00What happened?
07:01They were locked!
07:02Who?
07:03Peggy's locked!
07:04Phone the sheriff!
07:05Come on Homer!
07:06Get the deputies too!
07:07I'll call the militia!
07:09Hey!
07:11Listen!
07:12I'm your father!
07:14And I forbid the marriage!
07:16Come on Homer!
07:18We're off!
07:19What's the matter?
07:20What's the matter?
07:22I don't know!
07:23We're jacked up!
07:24We'll get her off!
07:25While I get those jacks!
07:27Hey Peggy!
07:28Come back!
07:29Come back!
07:30Let's go!
07:37Peggy!
07:38Come back here!
07:39Homer!
07:40Come on!
07:41Hey!
07:42You down there killed me!
07:43I can't worry about that now!
07:45Yes!
07:47Come on!
07:51What's the matter?
07:52Who?
07:53That's that!
07:54That's half of it!
07:56Oh he's too long by now!
07:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:58Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:00What's up man?
08:02Hey!
08:03Hey!
08:04Kind insurance!
08:05What are you trying to do?
08:06A back-up!
08:08Come on!
08:09Come on!
08:10Hey!
08:11Hey!
08:12Hey, I guess you want to take a roll and keep the net down.
08:15Pull over, let our guns guard over.
08:17Come on, touch it, Jerry.
08:19Hey, I'm getting you back when you get back on the road.
08:22Right, whatever I'm doing, I'll get you, fellas.
08:30Where are you going?
08:32I'm going first.
08:35Ow!
08:36Hey, what was that?
08:38Pardon me, where's Justice Brown?
08:40Yes, we want to get married the worst way.
08:41Here.
08:42He's at the country club.
08:43Thanks very much.
08:47Gosh, here they are now.
08:49Hurry up, let's get out of here.
08:51We'll get over here.
08:52Oh, damn it, Jerry.
08:53Get your leg out of that.
08:55Well, it's strong, man.
08:56Get it now.
08:57Come with the hatch.
08:58You know what?
08:59Out.
09:00We'll hide in the hide in the barn with the cow.
09:06Let's hurry.
09:09The milkman's here.
09:10Keep very quiet.
09:11I will.
09:12Yes.
09:13What are you doing?
09:14Quiet.
09:15Take all of this.
09:16What's for?
09:17Put it down below.
09:18All right.
09:19All right.
09:21All right.
09:22It's all right.
09:23It's working.
09:24It's great.
09:25It's great.
09:26What are you doing?
09:36Quiet. Take all of this.
09:38What for?
09:39Put it down below.
09:41Alright.
09:51It's working.
09:53That's great.
09:55Come on, Lucy. Loosen up.
10:05Do I have to get a stick to you?
10:07Come on, now.
10:12Hey, hey. Say, did they come this way?
10:15Huh?
10:16Did they come this way?
10:18Oh, yes. She weighs about 800 pounds.
10:20No, no. Did you see your boy and girl together?
10:24Yeah, it's just beautiful weather.
10:26Well, it ain't no use talking to him.
10:28You darned old fool, yeah?
10:30Yes, I am too.
10:31Oh.
10:32Must be a couple of hunters.
10:36Why, that was a close shave.
10:39Come on, doggone ya.
10:42Oh!
10:43Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47Oh!
10:48Oh!
10:49Oh, Lucy!
10:50Forgive me!
10:51Lucy!
10:52Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:57Oh, all the functioning things.
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh
11:50Oh
12:12What haven't there the engine
12:20Oh
12:50Oh
13:07We almost lost each other that time
13:20Oh
13:46There it is we'll take the shot cut hurry
13:50Hey
13:52Hey
13:54We'll get him
14:02Where is Justice Brown
14:04Ah you'll find him in the locker room
14:06Thank you darling you wait right here
14:08And I'll be right back don't worry
14:12Where is Justice Brown
14:14Why uh he's over there
14:16I want to get married right away
14:18You'll have to wait until I get out of here
14:20There's no time to lose
14:22You can't do that
14:24You can't do that
14:26Listen you you look that way
14:28And I'll look this
14:30There
14:36Oh hey hey hey hey hey
14:38Hey did you see a young couple
14:40No two
14:42A young couple
14:44No two
14:46Ouch
14:50Ouch
15:02Has anyone seen a golf ball
15:04No I'm a stranger here
15:06I'm a stranger here
15:08Oh
15:14Ah good rake
15:24Ouch
15:26Ah
15:28Ah
15:30Ah
15:32Ah
15:34Ah
15:36Ah
15:38Ah
15:40What's that
15:42No
15:51Yo
15:52Hey hey hey hey
15:54Hey Lee
15:55What's the trouble
15:56Ahh
15:56Bees in my purse
15:57Look at me
15:58Knows and answer
15:59Yah
16:01Look at me
16:01Thank you
16:03Ah
16:07Finally
16:08Ah
16:09Yes
16:09supposed to
16:10Ah
16:10I won't do this.
16:12It's all right.
16:13Oh, please.
16:14But all right, will someone please act as witness?
16:16Yes, please, gentlemen.
16:17Hurry up now.
16:18Hey, I'm gonna be.
16:19Let's get my coat.
16:20Get my coat.
16:21Let's get my coat.
16:30I got him.
16:31All right, now.
16:32Give me a drink.
16:33Sure, right here.
16:34I got him.
16:35Great.
16:37What's all?
16:39Do you need to be your lawfully wedded husband?
16:41I do.
16:42Yeah.
16:43I'm gonna go.
16:44Get my pants, y'all.
16:45Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
16:47Whoo!
16:48Oh my lord.
16:49He's like, whoa.
16:51Oh my lord.
16:53I got him.
16:54Great.
16:55That's all.
16:57Do you have to be your lawfully wedded husband?
17:00I do.
17:01Yes.
17:02husband? I do.
17:04Don't! Don't!
17:06Stop!
17:08I don't pay any attention, Judge!
17:10Never mind him! Don't worry about him, Judge!
17:28I got them all!
17:32Grab him!
17:34Grab him!
17:36Grab him!
17:38Grab him!
17:40Grab him!
17:42Grab him!
17:44Throw him!
17:46Throw him down!
17:48You!
17:52Judge, come back here! Wait a minute!
17:54Where's everybody?
17:56Where's everybody?
17:58I'd never seen Richard Clady!
18:00Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:10Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:14Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:18I want to speak to you!
18:22I'm through with the engagement and I want my ring!
18:28Is that sure?
18:30Yes, you old fuzzy face!
18:32Huh?
18:33I'm going back to Oklahoma!
18:36Go back to high school!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40I never docked in my doors again!
18:42If you was your last fellow on earth, you wouldn't marry me!
18:44Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:51Oh!
18:52Oh!
18:53Oh!
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