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Enter the shadows of a chilling gothic nightmare in House of the Dead – Classic Gothic Horror Film. This vintage horror movie delivers eerie atmosphere, dark secrets, and old school suspense that defined classic horror cinema.
Set inside a mysterious mansion filled with tension and supernatural dread, this gothic horror film captures the haunting charm of retro storytelling. With dramatic performances, moody lighting, and timeless horror vibes, House of the Dead stands as a must-watch for fans of classic gothic thrillers and vintage haunted house movies.
Perfect for viewers who love old school horror films, cult classics, and atmospheric supernatural stories from the golden age of cinema.
Set inside a mysterious mansion filled with tension and supernatural dread, this gothic horror film captures the haunting charm of retro storytelling. With dramatic performances, moody lighting, and timeless horror vibes, House of the Dead stands as a must-watch for fans of classic gothic thrillers and vintage haunted house movies.
Perfect for viewers who love old school horror films, cult classics, and atmospheric supernatural stories from the golden age of cinema.
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00:00:26The Last Star of Night
00:00:30That Simply Fades Away
00:00:32The Crest Of A Wave
00:00:35As It Washes Out To Sea
00:00:37Where Does It Lead To
00:00:40And Who Knows Why
00:00:42The Saddest Melody
00:00:45Is The Sound Of Goodbye
00:00:52The Soft Saturn Wind
00:00:55That Leaves Behind A Chill
00:00:57The Last Autumn Bird
00:01:00As It Withers On A Hill
00:01:02The Distant Drummer
00:01:05Who Tries To Be Lied
00:01:08The Saddest Melody
00:01:10Is The Sound Of Goodbye
00:01:16The Saddest Melody
00:01:20Is The Sound Of Goodbye
00:01:46I'm so glad you're here
00:01:52Seems Like It's Been Such A Long Time
00:01:59I Wasn't Sure If You'd Be Coming
00:02:02I Got Here As Fast As I Could
00:02:08Sometimes I Feel Sorry For Your Wife
00:02:21I Better Get Back To The Hotel
00:02:23No, Not Yet
00:02:25Please Stay A Little Long
00:02:28He's Not Going To Be Back
00:02:29For Another Two Hours
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00:02:34Marie
00:03:01Sure Been Raining A Lot Lately
00:03:06Seems Like It's Been Raining For A Week
00:03:11Well, He's Been Here Two Days
00:03:20Would You Mind Driving Around A Little Bit
00:03:32Never Mind Just Take Me To The Hotel
00:03:36I Have To Call My Wife
00:04:04Hey, This Rock Street
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00:04:25Could You Tell Me Where The Ambassador Hotel Is
00:04:27I Thought It Was On This Block
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00:11:20my latest clients
00:11:26this one for instance
00:11:28it's all very interesting
00:11:29please let's not be an ungrateful guest
00:11:32I really should be going
00:11:33I've just begun to show you around
00:11:35as much, much more
00:11:39the very
00:11:40interesting
00:11:44very bizarre case
00:11:50her name
00:11:51was Miss Sibler
00:11:56she was a teacher
00:12:15I'm Miss Sibler
00:12:17I'm Miss Sibler
00:12:18isn't she sweet
00:12:20you brat
00:12:23stop running
00:12:39get away from my car
00:13:04damn kids
00:13:05disgusting little litter bugs
00:13:08stop running
00:13:08I'm Miss Sibler
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00:13:14I'm Miss Sibler
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00:13:17I'm Miss Sibler
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00:22:02Oh, my God!
00:22:38you don't expect me to believe that story it's ridiculous perhaps yet it's all very true
00:22:48but a woman being bitten to death by by children i never said children
00:22:59what
00:23:00i have no idea i don't think anyone really knows what or why
00:23:11she was very much a mess
00:23:16quite a challenge to me to make something acceptable of her
00:23:25this is just too hard to believe
00:23:31possibly as i told you i do get the most interesting cases
00:23:39you sound like you select these people everyone should be selective in what they do don't you
00:23:45agree take mr growski here for instance he was
00:23:50selective in what he did though i must say he was somewhat strange
00:23:58he had a rather abnormal predilection for cameras photography all that sort of thing
00:24:06there's some very nasty things
00:24:17look at this a movie camera
00:24:22looks like billy's dip paid off
00:24:28this one is julie i met her at the library
00:24:35she's good looking but you know she doesn't have too much upstairs
00:24:38hello
00:24:41oh hi i was just about to leave i thought maybe there wasn't anybody home
00:24:46no i'm home i was just busy come on in
00:24:49good um thank you
00:24:52oh
00:24:54oh it's so cute
00:24:55what your apartment i mean it's really neat and uh
00:25:01it's so cute i'll try to keep it clean
00:25:03oh sit down oh not there uh why not here sit here
00:25:10okay um i brought you some wine i don't drink
00:25:15oh uh well see i don't really drink too much anyway either
00:25:19but i didn't know if you'd like any or not so i'll just wait
00:25:24doesn't matter um
00:25:26oh
00:25:30thank you
00:25:38it was really nice of you to invite me for dinner
00:25:42i mean i don't usually accept blind dates
00:25:47how come you filmed them
00:25:49oh well um uh
00:25:55what are you interested in
00:26:02photography
00:26:05photography
00:26:06oh
00:26:08wow
00:26:10boy that's they're really great
00:26:15yeah um do you have an ashtray i could use
00:26:18i don't smoke
00:26:21oh um
00:26:22um photography
00:26:27well i mean of course there's one of your cameras right now
00:26:32um just like a a model airplane or something kind of mounted right on its own stand
00:26:38a model airplane
00:26:41it's it's it's more important and expensive than any model airplane it's
00:26:48photography is a serious endeavor
00:26:51hey i didn't mean anything bad really see i like to take snapshots too
00:26:56this is a motion picture camera you do not take snapshots with it or any other
00:27:01camera camera photography is not just a game
00:27:06um hayley i'm sorry see i just didn't know that i also study magic
00:27:13magic would you like to see a magic trick
00:27:18sure you would yes okay yeah i would need a um silk or a nylon
00:27:26you wouldn't happen to have a nylon stocking would you
00:27:29well just the ones i'm wearing i mean i don't carry extras
00:27:35darn it i mean i i really need a
00:27:38silk stocking to do this trick
00:27:42could i borrow one of yours i wouldn't ruin it or anything you know i i mean i to do
00:27:47this trick i
00:27:47really need a silk stocking
00:27:51um how about another trick no you would really like this trick
00:27:58well see um actually they're attached you know they're pantyhose
00:28:02so you'd end up having to use both stockings anyway that's all right i mean that'll that'll work
00:28:07fine even better
00:28:11um
00:28:14well uh
00:28:16i feel silly
00:28:18no no that's all right don't don't worry about a thing i'll turn my back and you can slip them
00:28:23off
00:28:26okay um
00:28:29now you promise you're not going to look or anything i won't look on my honor
00:28:35um all right well you know i've um i've always been fascinated by by magic because i always like
00:28:44to try to to figure out how they do the trick you know what the secret is to it and
00:28:50i've been to
00:28:50it to vegas you know i go there and i've seen some of the magicians there and uh it's really
00:28:57it's really interesting to me but i you know i haven't been there um too recently uh you aren't
00:29:05going to ruin them oh promise okay
00:29:13okay okay now this is a disappearing trick a marvel of prestigitation
00:29:25i like that kind you do yeah okay you you just look straight ahead
00:29:31i'm gonna figure out how you do it too okay straight ahead that's right towards the camera
00:29:39right okay now this takes complete concentration to get the full effect
00:29:45up you have to close your eyes you cannot see this part um all right
00:29:55abra wait okay
00:29:56okay
00:30:10voila
00:30:13your life is gone it's disappeared
00:30:18i waited until now i decided to skip all the boring formalities
00:30:23her name is carol and she's some sort of a secretary or something you know
00:30:35i buy all the photography books for myself
00:30:41and oh look at that camera boy does that look complicated
00:30:47look at all the switches and gadgets and buttons
00:30:55hey that's funny
00:30:58what it sounds like it's buzzing or something kind of worrying do you hear it
00:31:03no it's your imagination no listen it's running isn't it no it's not
00:31:14yes it is it's running isn't it come on what are you doing are you filming us oh no what
00:31:20kind of
00:31:21thing is that now wait a minute it's no you wait a minute i don't go for that kind of
00:31:25thing
00:31:25now what did you think you're gonna get me drunk we're gonna get on the couch
00:31:31no way i've known creeps like you you are nuts
00:31:51it's been three days but i finally found another one
00:31:54um she's a real dandy you know society type upper crust very rich and snooty
00:32:05kind of got acquainted at the uh audubon society
00:32:11she's got the hots for me i can tell
00:32:15probably because i i bowled her over with my clever wits and uh subtle sexuality
00:32:24anyway she's she's coming to see me soon and and i have to prepare and there's only about
00:32:32there's only about a hundred feet of film left so i'm going to have to work fast on this one
00:32:38mr groski
00:32:41i am afraid that i'm going to have to ask you if i may borrow your telephone to call a
00:32:46taxi no
00:32:47i i mean that won't be necessary mrs lundquist
00:32:55i'm afraid it will be don't call you shouldn't call please don't call
00:33:05mr grasky you have no reason to speak to me in that manner whatsoever
00:33:11no
00:33:40please
00:33:42what do you know all about him i mean how did you find out the details of what he did
00:33:46and how
00:33:46i have uh police records doctors files that sort of thing my disposal i'm a professional these are my
00:33:57customers my clients i have to know all about them to take care of them properly like this one
00:34:05one of my faith very intriguing situation
00:34:40so
00:34:49so
00:34:50so
00:34:50so
00:36:08Yes.
00:36:12Well.
00:36:14From the top.
00:36:19First of all, Mr. Castellucci did not hang himself. He was murdered.
00:36:24I found a few small clipped hairs on his collar and the fresh scent of a tonic on his face
00:36:32and neck, a tonic, which Mr. Castellucci doesn't happen to possess in his vast assortment of aftershaves and colognes.
00:36:41Now, this would lead me to believe that Mr. Castellucci had recently obtained a haircut.
00:36:48And in my experience, it is very rare for a man to get a trim immediately prior to doing away
00:36:55with himself.
00:36:57I also found some vaguely distinguishable rope burns on his wrists and a few strands of that very rope on
00:37:07his coat sleeve, strongly suggesting that Mr. Castellucci had no control of the method of scheduling of his premature demise.
00:37:18I also found this airline ticket dated today in his coat pocket scheduled to leave for Rome, Italy by way
00:37:25of New York, departing a little less than seven minutes ago.
00:37:33Well, I strongly believe that the deceased really wouldn't have passed up the opportunity of a trip like that.
00:37:45Now, for the killer, his name is Savio Molinski, a rather well-known, low-life type character, and the only
00:37:55man in this town vaguely degenerate enough to smoke a revolting brand of cigar known as El Amigo.
00:38:02The ashes of which may be found in that dresser top, or this table over here.
00:38:10He can usually be found at this time of day at a filthy little dive known as Frenchy's Pool Parlor
00:38:17at 6th and Franklin.
00:38:24Well, pick him up and book him.
00:38:27First degree murder.
00:38:35You can take him down now.
00:38:38He's had his hour in the public eye.
00:38:49Congratulations.
00:38:50An excellent piece of work.
00:38:52Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:38:54I rather thought so myself.
00:38:57It is not too difficult, really.
00:38:59A rather routine case, obvious clues, but it does keep the senses keen and the mind alert.
00:39:05It's something like a baseball player taking batting practice.
00:39:09Or a champion horseman chopping about in a rowboat on a Sunday afternoon in the park.
00:39:13I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
00:39:15I don't believe you have.
00:39:16Inspector Wendell McDowell, Scotland Yard.
00:39:18Ah, England, right?
00:39:20Last time I checked, yes.
00:39:22Well, then you must be the famous Inspector McDowell, Britain's number one sleuth.
00:39:29Isn't that what you call it?
00:39:30There have been people that have phrased it that way, yes.
00:39:34In that case, you probably know that I am Chief Detective Malcolm Tolliver, America's greatest detective and master of criminal
00:39:42investigation.
00:39:43You honor me, sir.
00:39:44No, I respect you.
00:39:47I don't think I could ever honor you.
00:39:48All right.
00:39:49We're supposed to be rivals, aren't we?
00:39:52Oh, incorrigibly so.
00:39:54Well, how in the world did you ever find me in this squalid setting?
00:40:01I just asked at the station house in your dispatcher a nice chap, Bonnie...
00:40:06Bernie.
00:40:07Bernie, that's right.
00:40:08He told me where I could find you.
00:40:10You mean you didn't deduce my whereabouts through calculated assemblage of relevant clues?
00:40:15No, this time I just stooped plain old common sense and asked.
00:40:18I do that quite often, actually.
00:40:20It's less dramatic, I suppose, but much more direct.
00:40:23Oh.
00:40:24Well, are you visiting here in America, or are you on the track of some ruthless international lawbreaker?
00:40:32Oh, a bit of both, as a matter of fact, so I thought I may as well drop off and
00:40:36observe the master of detection at work.
00:40:39Sort of, um, absorb a few tricks.
00:40:41Oh, Inspector, you are stretching your efforts in the art of flattery.
00:40:47Oh, hardly.
00:40:48Hardly.
00:40:49I honestly believe it couldn't hurt me to pick up a few pointers.
00:40:51After all, we are competing for the title of world's leading criminologist.
00:40:56Yes, I believe someone did phrase it that way, didn't they?
00:41:00Uh, journalist.
00:41:00Yes, I think it was Time Magazine.
00:41:03Rolling Stone.
00:41:04No, I'm certain it was Time.
00:41:05Rolling Stone.
00:41:07It was January 7th, page 3, column 2, and the headline was in full capitals.
00:41:12Yes, yes.
00:41:14Well, uh, Mr. McDowell, shall we adjourn these premises to a more pleasant environment?
00:41:21Yeah, I do have to dash off for an apartment right now, but perhaps later.
00:41:23We could have dinner together?
00:41:25You're two steps ahead of me.
00:41:26Brilliant deduction.
00:41:27After you.
00:41:28Oh, I think.
00:41:28Oh, I insist.
00:41:29Well, I insist.
00:41:30Well, I'll do that.
00:42:06Ah, that's a really excellent vintage, don't you agree?
00:42:11Most assuredly fragrant, softly smooth, yet distinctly melodious.
00:42:22A very refreshing analysis.
00:42:25Beaujolais, Les Bions Venues, 1968 or 69.
00:42:37No, definitely 69.
00:42:39No, definitely 69.
00:42:41Correct?
00:42:43You're very good at that.
00:42:44That's my job, being good at what I do, being the best.
00:42:48Well, we all try to be the best, Inspector.
00:42:53Ah, spirit of competition is what keeps us going, I suppose.
00:42:58Absolutely.
00:42:58Sort of, uh, if at first you don't succeed.
00:43:01Well?
00:43:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:17How in the world did you ever crack that miserable fiasco after letting it drag on for all those weeks
00:43:25with no results?
00:43:26Yes, actually, you see, I, uh, I had it cracked, as you say, months before.
00:43:30I was simply waiting for my pigeons to move into position and implicate themselves with irrefutable evidence.
00:43:37You know what I'm saying?
00:43:39Well, I, I couldn't run around naming names and allow them to, uh, dig in with clever attorneys and, uh,
00:43:46neatly constructed alibis.
00:43:48Uh, something like that appalling situation you yourself experienced on that unfortunate jewel robbery investigation last year.
00:43:57Oh, wait, wait.
00:44:00Now, that's not exactly right, Inspector.
00:44:02I had good reason to handle that case in an unorthodox manner.
00:44:07Really?
00:44:08And, uh, is this unorthodox manner an American trade?
00:44:12Well, I suppose so.
00:44:14The Americans are, uh, unorthodox, Japanese, inscrutable, uh, Italians lusty, French passionate, British stuffy.
00:44:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:44:27Stuffy but precise.
00:44:28A message for you, sir.
00:44:29Oh, thank you, Leon.
00:44:51Leon?
00:44:53Yes, Mr. Tomlin.
00:44:58Who gave this to you?
00:44:59Why, no one, sir. I found it next to the reservation book.
00:45:02Your name was on it, so I assume that...
00:45:04Oh, of course, of course. You didn't happen to see someone placing it there, did you?
00:45:09No, sir. I left to check the kitchen, and when I came back, I found it there.
00:45:13Very good, Leon. Thank you.
00:45:15My pleasure, sir.
00:45:17Something mysterious?
00:45:20It's a note.
00:45:23Unsigned, a cryptic note.
00:45:26Ah, they're the best kind.
00:45:28Mr. Tolliver, in three days, someone you know will die a horrible death.
00:45:36You are the only one who can prevent this tragic occurrence.
00:45:41Don't you think you should?
00:45:42Now, it's written by pasting up letters from newspaper headlines.
00:45:49That's a very amateurish trait.
00:45:51Hmm. It does, sir, seem to get the message across, however.
00:45:57Elmer's glue. Very middle class.
00:46:03Bremerton paper mills, New York.
00:46:07Ah, 20-pound flat bond.
00:46:1080% straight pulp, 15% dye, 5% nylon fiber.
00:46:17Common.
00:46:17Hmm.
00:46:20A little too calm, really.
00:46:23Now, this is going to take a bit of looking into.
00:46:28I, um, I do have to return to London in a few days, but I'd like to, uh, tag along
00:46:34on this case.
00:46:35Sort of observe your matters. Would you, uh, would you mind terribly?
00:46:39Still attempting flattery, Inspector.
00:46:42Not at all. I'm just, uh, immensely interested.
00:46:45Uh, you wouldn't feel threatened by my presence, would you?
00:46:50Now you flatter yourself, Inspector.
00:46:53You know, maybe there is only room for one foremost criminologist in the world.
00:46:59But being that one is not just a matter of methods.
00:47:04It's the man.
00:47:06The man and his methods.
00:47:10Now, certainly I wouldn't feel threatened.
00:47:12Tag along if you like.
00:47:14I'd love to have you.
00:47:15Maybe you will learn something.
00:47:18Perhaps I will.
00:47:30Hmm.
00:47:49All right, uh, Inspector.
00:47:54Apparently, the letters were cut from the following four newspapers.
00:48:00San Francisco Chronicle, the London Times, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
00:48:05And strangely enough, strangely enough, just these two letters, N, T, were cut from the New York Times.
00:48:16Hmm.
00:48:20That's a, rather a slap in the face for the Times, isn't it?
00:48:31Would you like to take a look at this, Inspector?
00:48:34The electrolysis test for hair construction identification?
00:48:37Not really.
00:48:38I prefer the magnetic analysis myself.
00:48:40It's considerably more accurate.
00:48:46Not really.
00:49:01Find anything?
00:49:03Nothing significant.
00:49:05No fingerprints on the envelope or the letter?
00:49:08No prints.
00:49:10Just mine and Leon's.
00:49:13Obviously, we are dealing with a professional.
00:49:16And, uh, no convenient cigar ash or burnt ropes end to lead you to the identity of the fellow?
00:49:24Well, now, let's see.
00:49:25Uh, what have you got?
00:49:26You have the intended murder, and you know when.
00:49:29That's tomorrow.
00:49:30So, uh, all you have to know now is, uh, where and, uh, how.
00:49:34And, uh, possibly why, uh, just to jolly things along a little.
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Now, look, Inspector.
00:49:41You asked if you could observe, not participate.
00:49:45Now, if you want to speculate or theorize, why don't you get yourself into another room?
00:49:51And shout all your wins and your whats and your hows to your heart's content.
00:49:56Now, if you don't mind, I am trying to work, and I don't need all your amateur Dick Tracy suppositions
00:50:04and hypothetical poppycock rattling around this laboratory!
00:50:12Well, uh, I tell you what, I, uh, I'll just sit over there and watch.
00:50:17Fine, Inspector, fine.
00:50:19You just do that.
00:50:25Hmm?
00:50:33Hmmmm!
00:50:34Huh?
00:50:44Okay, come on!
00:50:46Huh?
00:50:48Hmm?
00:50:48Hmm!
00:50:49Hmm?
00:50:49Hmm?
00:50:50Hmm?
00:50:50What?
00:50:54Oh, yes.
00:50:55I, uh, I got your message just as I was leaving my hotel.
00:50:59Well, come in, come in.
00:51:00I'm glad I caught you.
00:51:02Yes, I, uh, I suppose I am, too.
00:51:07Um, my word.
00:51:11Your police department looks after you rather handsomely, doesn't it?
00:51:15Not at all like our poor impoverished bobbies.
00:51:18Don't be deceived, Inspector.
00:51:20My salary on the force couldn't even begin to pay for this house.
00:51:24My good fortune results from the fact that I have the time and the resources to take on private cases.
00:51:31A private eye?
00:51:32You can call me that if you wish.
00:51:34I prefer a private investigator.
00:51:37And your, uh, superiors have no objection?
00:51:40I have no superiors.
00:51:43Ah, yes.
00:51:45Why don't you have yourself a seat?
00:51:47How gracious.
00:51:53I called you here because I have managed to solve the mysterious case of our threatening murderer.
00:52:00I thought you might be interested.
00:52:01Ah, yes, of course.
00:52:02This is the day, isn't it?
00:52:04And I was beginning to think you were really stumped for once.
00:52:08Hardly.
00:52:09Although rather unique in its initial appearance, the case has actually turned out to be rather routine.
00:52:18Really?
00:52:21As you so, uh, aptly put it, uh, yesterday, what is apparently murder?
00:52:28After the horrible death, as it says in the note, the win is obviously today, three days after the note's
00:52:34delivery.
00:52:36I'm the victim of this unsavory piece of mayhem.
00:52:40As the note says, someone that I am supposed to know is, in fact, myself.
00:52:52Yes, me.
00:52:56Now for the perpetrator, the plotter, the instigator of this vicious scheme to commit cold-blooded, premeditated murder.
00:53:05After examining certain obvious elements, elements that reek of ego and pride and lust for power,
00:53:13I can only come to one conclusion.
00:53:16The case is solved.
00:53:18I am the victim.
00:53:21And you, my dear inspector, are the murderer.
00:53:26Bravo.
00:53:27Well done.
00:53:29An excellent piece of investigation.
00:53:32And the weapon, of course, a gun.
00:53:34The least likely weapon to be used by Britain's leading crime fighter.
00:53:38And that's why no one could possibly suspect me of killing you.
00:53:54I forgot to tell you.
00:53:57I solved the case two days ago.
00:54:08Oh.
00:54:09I've got a gun.
00:54:35Oh.
00:55:04Oh!
00:56:06At least I was thoughtful enough to change the inspector's bloody shirt.
00:56:11And I tried to keep the same expression on his face.
00:56:15A sort of clever little grin.
00:56:19I suppose you're going to tell me American Detective Tolliver is in that coffin?
00:56:27Heavens no.
00:56:28And they never found enough of poor Chief Detective Tolliver to bury.
00:56:33He seemed to go all to pieces over the incident.
00:56:37But come, let me show you this next one.
00:56:40Number four, I call him.
00:56:42He's one of my newest acquisitions.
00:56:47Acquisitions?
00:56:48There you go again, acting as if you pick and choose.
00:56:51I'm sorry.
00:56:53I shall call them my customers if it will make you feel any better.
00:56:58Let's have a look.
00:57:00What do you say?
00:57:04Here's the file on the new applicants, Mr. Cantwell.
00:57:09So what else do you want?
00:57:11If there's anything you don't find, please let me know.
00:57:18Testy little thing.
00:57:20Thanks, Susan.
00:57:22Hey, Dennis, how about grabbing some lines?
00:57:25Uh, no, thanks, Dan.
00:57:27Come on, we're going down to that new hamburger joint.
00:57:2923 different kinds of hamburgers.
00:57:31No, really, I, uh, I've got to run a few errands.
00:57:34I have to take care of a few things.
00:57:39Well, you're lost, Dan.
00:57:4123 different kinds of hamburgers.
00:57:46Why do they keep pestering me?
00:57:52Stupid jerk.
00:57:5423 different kinds of morons.
00:57:58Gotta get out of here?
00:58:0810, 20, 25, 50, 75, one buck.
00:58:17Uh, do you have any gum?
00:58:20Huh?
00:58:21Gum.
00:58:22Chewing gum.
00:58:23No.
00:58:27You really don't have any chewing gum.
00:58:29What do you think this is, a delicatessen?
00:58:34Slob.
00:58:56Hey, look, look, I don't have any change.
00:58:58Why don't you get a job?
00:58:59You don't have any problem.
00:59:00Creep.
00:59:27Hey!
00:59:29Hey!
00:59:30You got me locked in!
00:59:35Is somebody back there?
00:59:46Hello?
01:00:18You got me locked in!
01:00:48Is somebody down there?
01:01:08You got me locked in!
01:01:20You got me locked in!
01:01:58You got me locked in!
01:02:07Hey!
01:02:08Hey!
01:02:09Hey!
01:02:10Stop!
01:02:11No!
01:02:12Don't stop it!
01:02:13Hey!
01:02:14Oh!
01:02:15Stop it!
01:02:17Stop!
01:02:18No!
01:02:19No!
01:02:19Stop!
01:02:32No!
01:02:33No!
01:02:33No!
01:02:35No!
01:02:44No!
01:02:48No!
01:02:49No!
01:03:00No!
01:03:02No!
01:03:09No!
01:03:11No!
01:03:13No!
01:03:14No!
01:03:30Here's the file on the way up, Mr. Cantwell.
01:03:33If there's anything you can tell the file, please let me know.
01:03:37No, I have to take your phone.
01:03:39Look, I don't have any change, Mr. Cantwell.
01:03:43Please let me know.
01:03:44No.
01:03:45You're lost, Ian.
01:03:46Please let me know.
01:03:52You're lost, Ian.
01:04:06You're lost.
01:04:07You're lost.
01:04:10You're lost.
01:04:15Straighten my friend.
01:04:50Oh, my God.
01:05:24Oh, my God.
01:05:52Oh, my God.
01:06:10Oh, my God.
01:06:38Oh, my God.
01:06:53Oh, my God.
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:41Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, my God.
01:09:13Oh, my God.
01:09:26Oh, my God.
01:09:42Oh, my God.
01:10:01Oh, my God.
01:10:31Oh, my God.
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:11:04Oh, my God.
01:11:30Oh, my God.
01:11:57Oh, my God.
01:12:00Don't rush off, don't rush off, don't rush off, Mr. Talmadge.
01:12:29Oh, my God.
01:13:07Oh, my God.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:14:24Oh, my God.
01:14:29Oh, my God.
01:14:30Oh, my God.
01:14:31Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:30Oh, my God.
01:16:06Oh, my God.
01:16:12Oh, my God.
01:16:38Oh, my God.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:58Oh, my God.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
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