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Emmerdale 30th December 2025
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00:30Right, so where will you find Bert?
00:32He usually works outside.
00:34Where?
00:34By the chickens.
00:35OK, and if he's not there, where's his room inside?
00:38Upstairs in the attic.
00:40And the keys?
00:41In the scullery drawer.
00:43No, in the top drawer by the sink.
00:44Yes, Dylan, stop grilling me. I know what I need to do.
00:49Look, it's not too late to ask your dad for some help, all right?
00:51We've been over this.
00:53He'll just try and fix it himself and he can't.
00:56And then he'll make everything worse,
00:58and then he'll stress himself out more and more and...
01:01Our plan works without him.
01:03Look, we're moving too fast.
01:05We should wait and think it through properly.
01:07No, we can't.
01:09Now is the time.
01:11When I rang Ray about the move earlier,
01:12I heard Celia saying she'll be in town this afternoon,
01:15so he's holding the fort.
01:16We might not get a chance like this again.
01:19Look, all we need to do to get Bear out
01:22is to get rid of Ray.
01:23I reckon this one will do the job.
01:39Yep, thank you.
01:41Yeah!
01:42If it is my favourite gold digger...
01:47Oh.
01:49Honeymoon over already.
01:51Oh, sorry, Eric.
01:54No, I...
01:55I caught Jakey sneaking out first thing this morning to avoid us.
02:00And when I busted him,
02:02he gave me this...
02:03look.
02:05And he's the exact same look that Amy used to give us
02:08when I'd really messed up.
02:11It's just a shame, cos, yeah,
02:12I thought I'd got through to him.
02:15I'm guessing you didn't have any luck.
02:16No.
02:18I got home late.
02:19I'll try him later.
02:21He has to realise that all we're trying to do
02:23is to protect his inheritance.
02:25Yeah, but for now,
02:27from where he's standing,
02:28we've just ruined his big day.
02:30The wedding with the girl of his dreams.
02:35Didn't we do the right thing?
02:37Getting married?
02:39Yes, absolutely.
02:40Absolutely.
02:40You've given up so much
02:45without having to put up with
02:46Jakey's attitude.
02:49Be daft.
02:50Give a note up.
02:53Are you sure?
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55I saw you, um...
02:59refused Jay's advances yesterday.
03:01You mean stop him from snogging us?
03:04Did you say I'm snogging Malin instead?
03:06Oh, no, all yours.
03:10Sorry, Bob.
03:11No.
03:11Peggy.
03:13Go on!
03:17Am I interrupting?
03:18This looks like the beginning of a rom-com.
03:21Hardly.
03:22We've, er...
03:23We've been down that road.
03:24Really?
03:26Gosh, this village is just littered
03:28with your exes, Laurel.
03:30Any of her tempted to rekindle the flame?
03:32Mm-hmm.
03:33You know I'm not available, Celia.
03:35Do I?
03:36Well, who knows what tomorrow will bring.
03:42Not even a good morning?
03:45Sorry.
03:46Good morning, Celia.
03:48Are we all right, Bob?
03:50I can't help wondering
03:51about those dodgy documents.
03:54Moira's right.
03:55You are sharp and savvy.
03:57I told you it was just a mix-up.
03:59A mix-up that wouldn't get past your eagle eyes.
04:02Everyone has a bad day.
04:03Even me, Bob.
04:05Well, I hope it's all sorted properly soon.
04:21No!
04:22Oh, you're not packing away your wedding dress already?
04:25Well, it's not like I'm going to need it
04:26any time soon, is it?
04:28Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, darling.
04:31No, it's all right.
04:32It was a mistake to try and rush a wedding anyway.
04:34Why did you then?
04:36I don't know.
04:36I guess you both just got caught up
04:38in the whole romance of a Christmas wedding.
04:40And then it just suddenly seemed really important
04:42to do it before the baby girl joins us.
04:45Oh.
04:45Would have just been nice to end the year on a high
04:47with everyone getting on
04:49and before this one arrives.
04:50I would have loved to see you in this dress.
04:54Exchanging your vows
04:55and doing all that soppy stuff.
04:56Yeah, I'm sorry we tried to do it without you.
04:59Next time I'll make sure you're there
05:00and anyone else who wants to be.
05:03Arthur, are you home?
05:05I told you to clear this mess up.
05:08Honestly, you're useless.
05:09Oh, no.
05:24What the hell are you doing up here?
05:48I just thought I'd drop someone my gear up for the trip.
05:50Why didn't you tell me earlier?
05:52Well, I didn't realise that I had to.
05:54Plus, I can't ring it all up at once because my girl gets suspicious, so I'm ringing it
05:58up a bag at a time.
05:59Shall I put it in the house?
06:00No.
06:01I'll do it.
06:02So we're definitely still leaving on New Year's Day?
06:06Yes.
06:07I said yes.
06:09Now do one.
06:11Do you miss me already?
06:15Can I call you back in a bit?
06:17Yeah, no, it's just some pillock has thrown a rock through my window.
06:23Are you all right?
06:24Are you hurt?
06:25No, no, no, I'm fine.
06:26I'll be right over, love.
06:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:29It's fine, truly.
06:30No, I'm coming round.
06:32I'm going back to the village.
06:33You want a lift?
06:34No, Tom.
06:35Myra's expecting me at a farm.
06:36See ya.
06:37Keep you fed and watered for a little longer yet.
07:00Real mad.
07:02I'm not good at making bombs.
07:14You think I'm a joke?
07:16Here's a joke.
07:17I heard your Robert talking about you yesterday.
07:20He was telling Victoria how sorry he was to wherever I met you.
07:25Sorry you were ever born.
07:27I've heard much worse, trust me.
07:29He swore.
07:30He'd say whatever he had to to get you sent back to prison for life.
07:36And I'm supposed to trust your word on that one?
07:39You already do.
07:40You already do.
07:53Bear.
08:00Bear.
08:01Bear.
08:02Bear.
08:03Bear.
08:04Bear.
08:05Bear.
08:06April?
08:07Jakey?
08:08You're avoiding me.
08:09Not you.
08:10Just to chat about care.
08:11It's hard.
08:12So, Kerry told you why, er, why we got married?
08:15Yeah.
08:16To protect your money.
08:17Oh, no.
08:18When me and Sarah were marrying for love.
08:19No, no, no, no.
08:20It's about safeguarding your future.
08:21I have Parkinson's and we know what that means to me.
08:23I know you'll need care for it.
08:24And I know it costs, but we'll make it work.
08:25But not at the expense of your studies, your career, your new family.
08:30No, I will not have you being dragged down by me.
08:31I want to be by your side, to help you.
08:33I want to help you.
08:34To help you.
08:35I don't want to help you, if you're not going to take care for me.
08:37I want to help you.
08:39I know you'll have an opportunity.
08:40I don't want to help you, to help you.
08:41No, I don't want to help you.
08:42To help you.
08:43I want to help you.
08:44Do you need your money?
08:45No.
08:46When me and Sarah were married for love.
08:47No.
08:48It's about safeguarding your future.
08:49I have Parkinson's and we know what that means to me.
08:52I know you'll need care for it.
08:54And it costs, but we'll make it work.
08:55But not at the expense of your studies, your career, your new family.
08:58side to help you. And I thank you. This way, there'll be enough to give you a future. For
09:08you, Sarah. Your daughter. Thanks, Grandad. For all of it. She's, er, she's not in, er,
09:23if it's Kerry you're looking for. It's not my fault, you know, stopping her dating. You keep telling
09:31yourself that. I told Kerry that, too. Right. And what did she say? She said that she was not interested
09:39in anyone right now. Anyone? Particularly you. Sorry. Don't pity me. You of all people.
09:51Oh. I see. You see what? Why she made you kiss a melon. Brave words. Almost as brave as committing
10:04fraud. Right there. We need to go. Come on. Let go of this. Put it down. Then I'm remissing
10:20the coop. If I let the chickens out, I'm in trouble. I can't go yet, you see, because
10:24I haven't finished. Yeah, you have. It's okay. Ray and Celia, they... Do they know you
10:29yet? No, no. But they're going to be back soon, so that's why we need to go now. I mean
10:32it. No, no thanks, sir. If you're fair, it's me. It's April. I know you are. So you know
10:41that you can trust me to take you home to your son. And he's just down the road. Look.
10:48Please, let me take you back to Paddy. Paddy don't want me. But is that what they've told
10:55you? Because he does. No, no, no. Paddy turned his back on me. But Ray, Ray, he found me.
11:01And when I had no one, when I had nothing, he took me in. He saved me. No, he didn't.
11:07He's using you. Ray and Celia are using you. They've got you fooled to think that you are
11:12him, but you don't. I'm not a fool. I'm a grown man. This is what I want. Ray, save
11:18me. He's been good to me. He's not good. Yeah. Oi! What on earth do you think you're
11:31doing? Pick that up. Go now. No, I'm not going without you. They won't like it if they find
11:37a year. And I can't protect you. Ray! Ray! Move. Oh, Ted, what are you doing? Fixing chicken
12:05coop. My billock's blunt. Well, hand it to me. I'll make sure it's sharpened. Is Ray
12:10in there with you? No. You're here on your own? Who is that? Who? There, running. Who
12:20is it? I can't see anyone. My eyes aren't what they used to be. Ted, have you had any visitors
12:26today? No. Careful. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. So not your first bum, then? Well,
12:49I did serve. I've seen up close what these things can do to a man. But don't worry. I
12:59am following the instructions to the letter. Eh? Yeah, from a dodgy website. Never mind,
13:04Robert. You're more likely to blow us up. Well, that'd be stupid. Not as stupid as your actual
13:09plan. You know, if you go through with this, then you'll be the one thing that you say you're
13:16not. And that is a cold-blooded murderer. Kill him, Robert. It's not murder. Er, you might
13:24watch the dictionary on that one. Kill him, Robert is saving Aaron and everyone else from
13:30him, including you. I mean, you've heard how he talks about you and still you want to save
13:36you. But just because he hates me doesn't mean he deserves to die. And it won't just
13:39be him, will it? It'll be anybody else who's around him and whatever that thing is goes off.
13:44It will just be him. I'll make sure of it. You can't make sure of it because it's a bomb
13:49and bombs are notoriously unpredictable, especially ones made in dark rooms from instructions off
13:54the internet. Other people will get hurt. Innocent people. Are you really okay with that?
14:05Nope. I don't know what I'm doing.
14:19You're here already. Did you swing my village on your way back?
14:23Answer to you. I just thought you were still in town, that's all.
14:28My business was over and done with quickly. I came back to find all of the workers out
14:34and no one to watch them.
14:35Well, they're not going anywhere. They know what's good for them that long. Why not?
14:40Ray, it is an unnecessary risk to leave them unsupervised.
14:44Is anyone missing?
14:47No.
14:48Then we're all good.
14:49Where were you?
14:50I was boarding up a window in the back-filled barn.
14:51Why?
14:52Because it needed doing.
14:53Well, not by us. We are leaving in two days and you just wasted one of them. What is that?
15:01April stuff. She left it here earlier. April was here and you just left? No. Not until I saw she was halfway to Morris. There's nothing to worry about.
15:22Is that right? Then why did I see an April-shaped figure running off into the distance as I drove up?
15:30Just get out.
15:32Go!
15:35Are you?
15:36Kerry, please.
15:38You're throwing real threats around now, are you?
15:40No. Look, if somebody made an anonymous tip, how much trouble could you be in?
15:45Wow, you'd really do that just because I rejected you. How much of a snake are you?
15:50Let me, please.
15:57If there are any anonymous tips about our marriage, another anonymous tip will raise its ugly head.
16:05About your Uncle Ahmet.
16:08What about him?
16:11The convenient fall down the stairs, locking him in a cupboard, torturing him.
16:15He's by his nephew.
16:17Huh.
16:18His son.
16:19You know, if any such tip were to drop, I mean, who'd prosecute it anyway?
16:26Ahmet left this country years ago.
16:28But I'm glad that you brought it up, actually.
16:32It's a timely reminder of what I'm capable of.
16:36Hmm.
16:42I wish you many happy years together.
16:46No, look then.
16:49He's gonna be a problem, isn't he?
16:51What are you drinking?
16:53Bob, shift along.
16:54These are my guests.
16:55Are we?
16:56What?
16:57What do you need?
16:59I need help arranging a surprise wedding for Sarah and Jacob.
17:04What?
17:05Er, I don't really think they'd be happy about us being there.
17:09Well, they might, if I pay the bill.
17:12Great.
17:13The budget's just tripled.
17:14You know, Eric, I don't think throwing money at us is gonna make Jacob feel any better about this.
17:18I know, I spoke to him earlier and he is looking at things in a different light now.
17:23He's on board.
17:24Well, he's less off board.
17:27Well, I say they deserve a magical day and we need to make that happen.
17:30We're in.
17:31When?
17:32Day after tomorrow.
17:33Ah!
17:34New Year's Day!
17:35Mm-hmm.
17:37See you soon.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Wales is a hit.
17:41Harry's decided we need to build him a hot tub before he gets back.
17:45We'll join him next year, alright?
17:46Yeah, how much am I gonna have to miss out until then?
17:50Sorry, I'm not having a go.
17:51I'm just...
17:52I'm done.
17:53I'm done missing out.
17:59The farm needs working so, er, I'm gonna head back up there.
18:03Tomorrow.
18:04Robert, it's one thing hanging around here with loads of other people being here, but
18:08up there at the farm on your own in an open field, it's fair game.
18:11If Kev wants to come for me, he will.
18:13So until then, I'm just gonna live my life like we said, alright?
18:16Well, no, it's not alright, is it?
18:18There's no point going back over it again, is there?
18:20No.
18:22Sorry.
18:24Don't be sorry.
18:26Just don't get shot.
18:28Don't know what I'd do without you.
18:29Don't miss.
18:30Hey, keep going.
18:31Hey.
18:32Hey, you do the fire.
18:33I'll be fine.
18:34Hey.
18:35Hey.
18:36Hey.
18:37Hey.
18:38Hey.
18:39Hey.
18:40Hey, boy.
18:41Hey.
18:42Hey.
18:43Hey.
18:45Hey, hey.
18:46Hey, hey.
18:48Hey, hey, hey.
18:51Hey.
18:52Happy New Year, Robert.
19:06It's going to be a banger.
19:36You were right, he just refused to come with me, and Dylan, the way he looked, the state
19:48of him...
19:49It's okay.
19:50You're safe though, yeah?
19:51Are you sure it's on the bed I saw you?
19:55Yeah.
19:56Yeah, I ran off before seeing anyone could spot me, but I just left him there.
20:02You have no choice.
20:04We can't give up on him.
20:06I'm going to go back there tomorrow.
20:07No, no, you can't, alright?
20:08You're lucky you got away with it today.
20:10Dylan, we are not leaving him up there.
20:12I never said that, did I?
20:14We'll think of a plan.
20:15What, in two days?
20:17That's all we've got, innit?
20:19So, yeah.
20:20We'll get him home safe in two days, I swear.
20:34Such a murky business we're in.
20:38Full of liars, thieves, charlatans.
20:44But look at me.
20:46Top of our little tree.
20:49For one reason and one reason alone.
20:53I follow my gut.
20:55And my gut tells me April is not to be trusted.
20:59She spoke to Ted.
21:03I'm sure of it.
21:05She knows too much.
21:08As does your little pet, Ted.
21:10But...
21:11I am done with warnings.
21:14You have pulled the wool over my eyes too many times.
21:17You have stood up for them too many times.
21:19Well, time's up.
21:22I'll take care of Ted.
21:25You...
21:27will take care of April.
21:32Time for them to disappear.
21:35For good.
21:37To be right now.
21:38I'm all right.
21:39I'm not so crazy.
21:40I don't know.
21:41You're just kidding.
21:42I'm so crazy.
21:43I'm so crazy.
21:45I'm so crazy.
21:46I'm so crazy.
21:47I'm so crazy.
21:48I do so.
21:49I'm so crazy.
21:50I know.
21:51You're not crazy.
21:52I'm so crazy.
21:54You're very boring.
21:55You're very이시 A-
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