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00:00Previously on Friends
00:04How did the job stuff go?
00:05He offered me one.
00:07You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest.
00:12The job is in Paris.
00:20Oh, God, please, somebody say something.
00:23So if you take this job, you'll be moving to Paris?
00:27Or facing a bitch of a commute.
00:31You know, I know it's huge and it's scary
00:34and it's really far, far away from you guys,
00:37but this is such an incredible opportunity for me.
00:40And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma,
00:43and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
00:46Okay.
00:47I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out, anything we want.
00:51My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.
00:53Oh, God.
01:00All right, we'll work it out.
01:02Oh, thank you.
01:04Yeah.
01:05You sure this is what you want?
01:09I think it is.
01:10Oh, what's going on?
01:15I got a really incredible job offer.
01:19Hey, great.
01:19Good for you.
01:20All right.
01:21It's in Paris.
01:22What?
01:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:28Too much is changing, okay?
01:29First, Phoebe getting married, congratulations.
01:32And then, and then these two moving to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs.
01:36Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive.
01:38Well, it comes and goes.
01:40I wouldn't trust it.
01:42Well, you guys, this is really, really important to me.
01:46It means a lot if you could try to get on board.
01:48Of course we can.
01:49Congratulations.
01:50Yay.
01:52Joey.
01:53No, no, no, no, no.
01:54My hogs are reserved for people staying in America.
01:58Joey, would mean to...
01:59Hey, no.
02:00Get your France going arms away from me.
02:03Joey.
02:04Are you okay with this?
02:06Well, it makes me feel sad, but...
02:08Talking to Ross.
02:09I see.
02:12Well, Rachel moving to another country, not being able to see her every day.
02:16Hey, how could I be okay with this?
02:18I know, but what are we going to do?
02:19She really needs this job.
02:21Do you think if, uh, if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
02:27Well, how is that going to happen?
02:28Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
02:32Like, I don't know, I could talk to her boss.
02:34Yeah, I met him at that Christmas party.
02:37I mean, we really hit it off.
02:38You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?
02:40I didn't say we were brothers.
02:42No one told you that it was going to be this way.
02:54Your job's a joke, you broke, your love lost the old way.
02:59It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
03:04When it hasn't been your day, a week, a month, a week, and a year.
03:09Yeah, but I'll be there for you.
03:13Cause I'm there for you, too.
03:22Hey, Petey.
03:23Hey, hey, um, tell me what you think.
03:25All right, the house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester, just went on the market.
03:29Now, I want to take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
03:31We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused.
03:35We're not very bright.
03:36But what if it's better than ours?
03:40Shouldn't we at least look?
03:42What do you think, Pheebs?
03:43Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin-Robbins.
03:51Anyway.
03:55Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
03:58Yeah.
03:58She died.
03:59You're kidding.
04:00That's terrible.
04:00Yeah, last Saturday.
04:03Wow.
04:03She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic.
04:10Oh, wait a minute.
04:11I read the wrong one.
04:12Oh, yeah?
04:13Yeah, she was just an agent.
04:16Joey's gonna be so upset.
04:18I know.
04:19He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.
04:21Well, we cannot tell Joey about this.
04:26He's already flipping out about everything that's changing.
04:28This will push him over the edge.
04:30Seriously?
04:31You don't think we should tell him?
04:32Well, not for a little while.
04:33Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.
04:36What if he reads it in the paper?
04:38Unless Snooki says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
04:40May I help you?
04:49Yeah.
04:49I'm a friend of Rachel Green's.
04:52Actually, we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
04:55Oh, right.
04:56Dawn?
04:57Close.
04:58Ron.
05:02What can I do for you?
05:03Well, I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
05:07Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?
05:11Oh, no.
05:12First, I have to get you to agree.
05:13Then we'll see if she wants to come back.
05:17Wow, that is tempting.
05:19Look, she loved her job here.
05:22Now, let's face it.
05:23You're not going to find anyone who did it as well as she did.
05:26Isn't that true?
05:27She is good.
05:29Oh, I took a shot there.
05:31But I'm sorry.
05:32There's nothing I can do.
05:34That's not true.
05:35There's nothing I want to do.
05:38I see.
05:41Thanks very much.
05:44Is this your son?
05:49Yeah, his name is Ross.
05:55What?
05:56Nothing.
05:57It's just close to Ron.
06:02Does little Ross like dinosaurs, by any chance?
06:06Yeah, they're all he talks about.
06:08Why?
06:10How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left?
06:17Just the two of us.
06:18And he can touch anything he wants.
06:20I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good.
06:30Let me start again.
06:31I'm a paleontologist.
06:33You'll be there with us, and the touching refers only to bones.
06:37Fossils.
06:42You could really arrange that?
06:43You let Rachel come back, and it's done.
06:47Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
06:51Yeah, yes.
06:52Oh, thank you.
06:52This is great.
06:53Thank you so much.
06:54And I swear, your kid's going to have the time of his life.
06:56That's great.
06:57Don't worry about little Ross.
06:58He's always reading.
06:59He's collecting rocks, and he's obsessed with dinosaurs.
07:02He'll be fine.
07:03Hey, James.
07:07Hey.
07:08Everything okay?
07:10Just mad at my agent.
07:12Estelle?
07:12Why?
07:13There's a part in this TV movie that I would be perfect for, and I didn't even get put up
07:18for it.
07:18She better have a good reason.
07:22I'm guessing she does.
07:23Well, I want to hear it, because she keeps doing this.
07:27Well, no, wait, wait, wait.
07:29All right, I got to go.
07:30So, just listen, promise me that you will wait a minute before you call her.
07:35Okay, why?
07:37Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
07:47I love that saying.
07:57Hello?
07:58Joey, it's Estelle.
08:00I was just going to call you.
08:04That's weird.
08:05It's a little coincidental, but believable.
08:10Listen, I'm sure you're wondering why I didn't get you an audition for that TV movie.
08:16Yeah, actually, I am.
08:17I guess I dropped the ball there.
08:20Whoopsie.
08:22That's it?
08:23You know, it seems like all you do lately is drop the ball.
08:26Don't take that tone with me.
08:28Who do you think you are?
08:30Alan Lemon, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
08:37No, no, look.
08:37All I'm saying is, you're my agent, okay?
08:40And you're not getting me into any auditions, and I'm tired of it.
08:42What are you saying?
08:44I'm saying that this isn't working for me anymore, okay, Estelle?
08:48You're fired.
08:48Goodbye.
08:52Man, tough week for Estelle.
08:54Hi.
08:59Hi.
08:59Um, Emma left her stuffed T-Rex at my house.
09:03You know she can't sleep without it.
09:05Oh, well, she's asleep now.
09:08Stop forcing that thing on her.
09:09Okay.
09:11Oh, you're not going to believe what happened to me today.
09:14Ralph Lauren called and gave me my job back.
09:17No!
09:20I mean, it was the weirdest thing.
09:22They fire me, and then out of nowhere, they just hired me back.
09:25I mean, that place must just be falling apart without me.
09:28So you're not going to Paris?
09:29No, I'm still going.
09:31What?
09:32What?
09:35What?
09:37Well, no, when the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back,
09:42they offered me more money.
09:44Isn't that great?
09:47Yay!
09:49Woo!
09:49Woo!
09:50Woo!
09:52Hi.
09:57We're buying the house next door, and we were wondering if we could just take a look around.
10:00Oh, sure.
10:01I'm showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.
10:03Thanks.
10:04I feel like we're cheating on our house.
10:07And if we're going to cheat, shouldn't it be with, like, a hot, younger house that does stuff that our house won't do?
10:15Ours is so much better.
10:17This living room is smaller.
10:20The dining room looks like a cave.
10:22What a hole.
10:23So, what do you think?
10:25Love it.
10:26Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is going to make another one.
10:32So, they could be our neighbors.
10:33What do they like?
10:34Oh, the woman upstairs is very nice.
10:35She and her husband have two kids.
10:37He's on Wall Street, and she's on...
10:39Oh!
10:40My!
10:40My!
10:40My!
10:41My!
10:41My!
10:52Sure.
11:00Hey, Joey, you want to come with me to...
11:02Are you okay?
11:04Yeah, I just...
11:05I just feel bad about firing Estelle.
11:07This has got to be killing her.
11:08Well, that wouldn't kill her.
11:15Coronary embolism, Mike.
11:18I don't know.
11:18She's got to be taking it hard.
11:20I was like her only client.
11:22Except for this guy who eats paper.
11:24And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes.
11:28Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years.
11:33I'm going to call her and hire her again.
11:35No, no, no.
11:35You don't...
11:36Don't call her.
11:37You wait for her to call you.
11:40Why?
11:41Because patience is the road to understanding.
11:47Which is the key to a happy heart.
11:53You blow me away.
11:55All right, so you promise you're going to wait for her to call you?
11:59I promise.
11:59Okay.
12:00And that means never having to give a reason.
12:07What a small world.
12:10And yet I never run into Beyonce.
12:15You two know each other?
12:16Oh, we go way back.
12:18Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin.
12:26So, are you guys thinking of getting this house too?
12:29Ooh, are we going to have a bidding war?
12:30I better warn you.
12:31I'm a toughie.
12:33Don't.
12:33Don't.
12:34Don't.
12:35No, actually, we're buying the house next door.
12:37What?
12:38Why?
12:39I don't know why.
12:44Oh, that decides it then.
12:47I was on the fence.
12:48But knowing that you two would be our neighbors?
12:51Oh, now we have to get it.
12:53Ellen, we're going to talk numbers.
13:00This cannot be happening.
13:03Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer.
13:05Maybe the Janices won't get it.
13:07Maybe the other couple will.
13:10The only way that that is going to happen is if the other couple are the Hitlers.
13:18Okay, okay.
13:19All right, what if we get both houses?
13:21We can turn this house into a guest house.
13:23That's a great idea.
13:24And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money?
13:30Okay, you come up with an idea.
13:32All right, all right, all right.
13:33We've still got three hours until escrow closes on our house.
13:36We can still get out.
13:37But we love our house.
13:38Will we love it so much with her next door?
13:40And she's going to be louder out here, too.
13:42Just the crickets and oh, my God.
13:47Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's still going to show up wherever we go.
13:51I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of surprise.
13:54I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.
13:59Well, we have to do something.
14:07We can't have her living next door.
14:09Oh, that does it, too.
14:21Who is it?
14:24It's me, Ron.
14:25Look, I know Rachel turned you down, but I think there's a way you might be able to get her to come back.
14:35This may surprise you, but rehiring fired employees is not my main job.
14:39Just hear me out.
14:43How would you feel about offering her a raise?
14:51Not good, Ron.
14:53Perhaps I can persuade you.
14:57What if you could give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica?
15:12Wow, that's pretty cool.
15:15Yeah?
15:16So, do we have a deal?
15:19Okay, you got it.
15:21Yes!
15:22Yes!
15:23This is going to make me very popular.
15:25Oh, believe me, the ladies, they love it.
15:32I meant with my son.
15:35Good, because the ladies, not so much.
15:46Joey, this is Al Z. Booker.
15:48The guy who eats paper.
15:49I'm sure you've heard that Estelle passed away.
15:55I wanted to let you know there's a memorial for her at the Westside Chapel tomorrow at 10.
16:00Hope you can make it.
16:01Hope you can make it.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:14Hello?
16:14Joey, it's Estelle.
16:16It's Estelle.
16:17It's Estelle.
16:23Estelle?
16:24Estelle?
16:24Estelle?
16:24Yeah.
16:25Estelle, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.
16:34Okay.
16:34I just, I can't believe you're calling me.
16:39Well, I didn't think I should just drop by.
16:41No, no, don't drop by.
16:42Don't drop by.
16:43Anyway, you did what you had to do.
16:48I'm okay.
16:50Can I ask you something?
16:53What's it like there?
16:56It's all right.
16:59Look, kiddo, I gotta go.
17:01Good luck with the career.
17:03You're gonna be huge.
17:04Thanks for everything, Estelle.
17:07Bye.
17:07Oliveria.
17:11Boy, I'll say.
17:17Well, I just talked to Sid.
17:21We are definitely putting in an offer on the house.
17:24And I'll bet we get it.
17:26The Hitlers will be so disappointed.
17:30All right, I gotta run.
17:32Tell Monica I say goodbye.
17:34And I'll see you later, neighbor.
17:38Wait.
17:40I just want you to know that I'm so happy you're going to be here.
17:45Oh, me too.
17:47Because that way we can pick up where we left off.
17:57Huh?
17:58I never stopped loving you.
18:01Oh, my.
18:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:03I want you.
18:09I need you.
18:11I must have you, Janice Littman-Goralnik-Nay-Hosenstein.
18:19Chandler.
18:20What are you talking about?
18:22Now that you live next door, we can be together every day.
18:26Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
18:29I don't know what to say.
18:32I mean, you know, obviously, we have this heat between us.
18:44Obviously.
18:44But I love my husband.
18:49And I know you love your wife.
18:51I don't think we should get this house now.
18:54Don't say that.
18:55Don't dangle the dream and take it away.
18:59Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
19:02I understand.
19:06Although.
19:08Maybe just one last moment of weakness.
19:12Huh?
19:25Goodbye, Chandler.
19:26Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:29Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:30Bye.
19:31Bye.
19:31Bye.
19:31Bye.
19:31Bye.
19:31Bye.
19:32They're never coming down now.
19:38Bye.
19:39Bye.
19:39You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
19:43What?
19:44Ralph Lauren called again, and they offered me more money.
19:48They did?
19:50Yes.
19:51It was the weirdest thing.
19:53Zellner called me, and he said, we will do anything we can to get you back.
19:57And that I should thank some Ron.
20:00I don't even know a department that guy's in.
20:02So what are you going to do?
20:03I took it.
20:04I took it?
20:04What?
20:05What?
20:06I took it.
20:06That's great.
20:07So you're staying in New York.
20:09Yay!
20:10Yay!
20:10Yay!
20:10Yay!
20:11Yay!
20:11Yay!
20:11Yay!
20:12Yay!
20:13Yeah!
20:13Yay!
20:13Yeah.
20:13You're excited, right?
20:14Yeah.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Yeah.
20:16You know, look, the money's great.
20:20It's certainly the easier choice.
20:21What?
20:22Right.
20:22You know, I mean, was I looking forward to going to Paris?
20:26Sure.
20:28You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world?
20:32Oh, absolutely.
20:34Oh.
20:38Yeah, but you know, this is...
20:40It's fine.
20:41I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of it that I possibly can.
20:48Um, I had no idea you were so excited about Paris.
21:02Um, I mean, you said you were scared.
21:05Well, yeah, I mean, it was good scared, though, you know?
21:08Like when I moved to New York, scared.
21:11Or when I found out I was going to have Emma, scared.
21:18But this is fine. This is going to be good.
21:28You should go.
21:31What?
21:34It's what you want. You should go.
21:38You really think so?
21:41I really do.
21:42But I already told Selmer that I would come back.
21:47I'm sure he'll understand.
21:55All right.
21:57All right. I'm going to do it.
21:59I'm going to go to Paris.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Yeah.
22:04I'm going to Paris.
22:06Thank you, Ross.
22:07Yeah, yeah.
22:08Oh.
22:09Oh, I'm so happy.
22:15Oh.
22:16And I'm happy, too.
22:29Thank you all for coming.
22:31We're here today to pay our respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman.
22:36inside.
22:43As Estelle's only two clients, we would like to say a few words.
22:50Dude, where's my speech?
22:57That is entertaining.
22:58Al Z. Booker, everybody.
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