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00:00Previously on Friends
00:03Hey, Erica, are you okay?
00:05Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
00:07I keep getting these stomach aches.
00:09They come and go, like, every few minutes.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:14Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.
00:18She doesn't have a stomach ache.
00:19She's in labor.
00:21Oh, my God.
00:22So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you
00:24because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else,
00:26you're wrong.
00:27It's because you mean more to me.
00:30Rach!
00:30What?
00:55Hey.
00:57Shh, go back to sleep.
00:59I have to go home.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02This was amazing.
01:05It really was.
01:08You've learned some new moves.
01:11Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me
01:14sex for dummies as a joke.
01:16Who's laughing now?
01:17I know.
01:21So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
01:30Your job's a joke.
01:31Your job's a joke.
01:32You broke.
01:32Your love life's the only way.
01:35It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
01:39But when it hasn't been your day, but when it hasn't been your day, we've been your year.
01:45But I'll be there for you.
01:49When the race starts to go home.
01:51I'll be there for you.
01:53I'll be there for you.
01:54I'll be there for you.
01:58I'll be there for you.
02:00Breathe.
02:10Breathe.
02:10Breathe.
02:11Breathe.
02:14Okay.
02:15Good.
02:16Next time, can I say breathe?
02:18No.
02:19Last time, you said it like Dracula, and it scared her.
02:23Can I get you anything?
02:24You want some more ice chips?
02:25No, I'm okay.
02:26All right.
02:26I'll be right back.
02:29Where are you going?
02:32To use the bathroom.
02:33You can't leave me alone with her.
02:36What?
02:36This is exactly the kind of social situation
02:39that I am not comfortable with.
02:42What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
02:47It's just that we've never spent any time, you know,
02:49alone together.
02:50You'll be fine.
02:53Eh, you won't.
02:53But I'll be back in two minutes.
02:54Okay.
02:56So, uh, any plans for the summer?
03:09I don't know.
03:10Maybe church camp?
03:14Huh.
03:16May not want to mention this.
03:22So, you ever wonder which is worse?
03:24You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
03:30What?
03:31Well, it's just interesting.
03:33You know, because no one will ever know
03:34because no one can experience both.
03:41One of life's great, unanswerable questions.
03:44I mean, who knows?
03:47Maybe there's something even more painful than those things.
03:54Like this.
03:55Morning.
04:05What's that?
04:06Oh, it's my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler.
04:09Oh!
04:10That's a baby chicken duck.
04:12Uh-huh.
04:13And I named them Chick Junior and Duck Junior.
04:16I did not see that coming.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I figured they'd love it at the new house.
04:21You know, it has that big backyard.
04:22And then when they get old,
04:23they can go to that special farm
04:24that Chandler took the other chicken duck to.
04:29Yes.
04:29Yeah.
04:30It's a shame people can't visit there.
04:32That is the rule, though.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:38Guess what?
04:39You're almost an uncle.
04:41What?
04:41Yeah, Erica went into labor last night.
04:43Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:45Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's going to be a girl.
04:48Phoebe, you were sure Ben was going to be a girl.
04:51Have you seen him throw a ball?
04:55Is Rachel here?
04:57Uh, I think she's still asleep.
04:59Hey, hey, hey.
04:59How'd it go with you guys last night?
05:01She seemed pretty pissed at you.
05:03Uh, we, uh, you know, we worked things out.
05:08What's that smile?
05:09Did something happen with you two?
05:10Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell.
05:12Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up.
05:16We totally did it.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:19You and Rachel?
05:20I know.
05:21It's pretty great.
05:22So, what does that mean?
05:23Are you guys getting back together?
05:25Oh, I don't know.
05:26I mean, we didn't really get to talk.
05:28But do you want to get back together?
05:30I don't know.
05:31Uh, it was incredible.
05:33I mean, it just felt so right.
05:36When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go.
05:40Oh, you know what?
05:42Yeah, I do.
05:43I want to be together.
05:44Yay!
05:45Shh!
05:46Yay!
05:48So, so, is she still going to Paris?
05:51Well, I hadn't thought of that.
05:52I, I hope not.
05:53Oh, this is like the best day ever.
05:55Ever.
05:56You guys might get back together.
05:58Monica and Chandler are getting their baby.
06:00There are chicks and ducks in the world again.
06:03Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical.
06:05When the sun comes up bright and beaming.
06:11As the moon comes morning.
06:14Guess you'll never know how it ends.
06:15Okay.
06:17Hey.
06:18Hi.
06:19Hi, how, how'd you sleep?
06:20Good.
06:21You?
06:22Good.
06:22I'll bet you did.
06:27Uh, would you guys mind giving us a minute?
06:29Sure.
06:30Yeah, will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
06:32Chick and the duck?
06:33Didn't they dive?
06:34Dive.
06:34Yeah, they dove.
06:37Head first and had fun on the farm.
06:47So.
06:51Morning.
06:53You too.
06:55Last night was just wonderful.
06:57It really was.
06:59I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
07:01I know, me too.
07:02It was, you know, it was like one of those things you think is never going to happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
07:11Mm-hmm.
07:12I know.
07:13It was just, oh.
07:16It was just the perfect way to say goodbye.
07:18Bye.
07:18Hey, just a little bit more, honey.
07:29Oh, man, this hurts.
07:30Really?
07:31That bad?
07:31Uh-huh.
07:32I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse.
07:38The baby's head is crowning.
07:39Yeah.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:42That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen.
07:46Chandler, you have to see this.
07:48I'm okay.
07:50Chandler, you don't want to miss this.
07:52This is the birth of your child.
07:53It's the miracle of life.
07:55All right.
07:55Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
08:02Start pushing.
08:04Here we go.
08:05Here come the shoulders.
08:13It's a boy.
08:15Is he okay?
08:17He's just fine.
08:19You did it.
08:21It's a baby.
08:23A beautiful little baby.
08:25And some other stuff I'm going to pretend I don't see.
08:30Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
08:32Okay.
08:37Well, that's spongy.
08:41Oh.
08:44Hey, handsome.
08:45Oh.
08:47I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.
08:54We're so lucky.
08:55I know.
08:58He has your eyes.
09:01I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
09:05We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11He's beautiful.
09:13Thank you so much.
09:15I'm really happy for you guys.
09:17How do you feel?
09:19I'm tired.
09:21Well, you don't have that much time to relax.
09:23The other one will be along in a minute.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:31Who should be along in a what now?
09:35The next baby should be along in a minute.
09:37Uh, we only ordered one.
09:40You know it's twins, right?
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:45These are the faces of two people in the know.
09:47I can't believe you didn't know it's twins.
09:57This has never happened before.
09:58Well, gosh.
09:59That makes me feel so special and good.
10:01Wait, did you know it was twins?
10:04Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
10:07Did anybody tell you?
10:08I don't think so.
10:10Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats,
10:13but I thought that was just mine and the baby's.
10:15They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong,
10:17and I thought, well, that's good because I'm having a baby.
10:22This is unbelievable.
10:23Twins actually run in my family.
10:25Interesting.
10:28Can I see you for a second?
10:32What do we do?
10:34What do you mean, what do we do?
10:35Twins.
10:37Twins.
10:39Taylor, you're panicking.
10:41Uh-huh.
10:41Join me, won't you?
10:44Okay, what do you say we keep one,
10:46and then just, like, have an option on the other one?
10:49We can't split them up.
10:51Why not?
10:52We could give each of them half a medallion,
10:54and then years later, they'll find each other
10:56and be reunited.
11:01I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
11:04Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
11:07What if they're not?
11:08What if it's adopted by a king?
11:10Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.
11:14Michael, we're not ready to have two babies.
11:17That doesn't matter.
11:19We have waited so long for this.
11:21I don't care if it's two babies.
11:22I don't care if it's three babies.
11:24I don't care if the entire cast of Eight is Enough comes out of there.
11:29We are taking them home because they are our children.
11:33Okay.
11:33Okay.
11:35Shh.
11:37Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:40It looks like we're about ready over here.
11:42Come on, Erica.
11:43Start pushing again now.
11:45No.
11:46No.
11:47Here she comes.
11:49She?
11:50It's a girl?
11:51Yeah.
11:54Well, now we have one of each.
11:57And that's enough.
12:02And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:09What did you say?
12:10Nothing.
12:11What did you say to that?
12:12Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
12:15No way.
12:16You can't just give up.
12:18Is that what a dinosaur would do?
12:21What?
12:22Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
12:26Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you even want to get back together.
12:29If she did, she might feel differently.
12:30She might not even go.
12:33You really think so?
12:34I'm telling you.
12:35Oh, okay.
12:36This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.
12:40Bum, bum, bum.
12:41Don't take no for an answer.
12:45Don't let love fly away.
12:47Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
12:47Hi.
12:48Can't a girl finish a song around here?
12:51Hey.
12:52Hi.
12:52So, I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
12:54Okay.
12:55Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
12:56No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma
13:00to Paris on Sunday.
13:01Wow.
13:01Eight-hour flight with a one-year-old?
13:03Good luck, Mom.
13:04Are you kidding?
13:05Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins?
13:07Good luck, Emma.
13:10All right.
13:11You know what?
13:11You're right.
13:12I should at least tell her how I feel.
13:15Ross, wait, wait.
13:16What?
13:16What?
13:17Could you get me a muffin?
13:18Rachel?
13:23Yeah?
13:25I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you, I loved you.
13:36No, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
13:44Oh, I love you, too.
13:51Probably not in the same way, but I do.
13:56And when I'm in a cafe having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun,
14:03I'll think of you.
14:05Bye, guys.
14:14Bye.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:22Unbelievable.
14:24Hey, you know what might help?
14:25I'm not getting you a muffin.
14:26Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
14:41Maybe.
14:42Unless they're like two people who've lived in apartments next to each other for years,
14:45and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.
14:50We're going to take Eric to recovery now.
14:53There's something that we wanted to tell you.
14:55We decided to name the girl baby Erica.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:02That's just like my name.
15:06Son of a gun it is.
15:10Anyway, I'm going to go get some rest.
15:13I'm really glad I picked you guys.
15:16You're going to make great parents.
15:19Even Chandler.
15:20Okay, well, bye.
15:25Bye.
15:25We'll call you.
15:26Okay.
15:27Have fun at church camp.
15:34Oh.
15:35Look at these little bunnies.
15:37I know.
15:39You ready to trade?
15:41Okay.
15:42Okay.
15:42All right, let's see.
15:47Take this out, baby.
15:50We could trade later.
15:56Yeah, I'm good.
16:01Hey, what are you working on?
16:03Oh, it's a, uh, it's a welcome home sign for the baby.
16:06How sweet.
16:07Oh, is that the baby?
16:09No, I sat in the paint.
16:13Hey.
16:14So, did you talk to Rachel?
16:16No, and, uh, I'm not going to.
16:19What?
16:19Why not?
16:20Because she's just going to shoot me down.
16:22You guys saw what happened with Gunther.
16:23That did not look like fun.
16:25How can you compare yourself to Gunther?
16:28I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way.
16:31But you have a relationship with her.
16:35You slept together last night.
16:36Yeah, and she still wants to go.
16:38It's pretty clear where she is.
16:41Yeah, I know what you mean.
16:42I mean, sometimes.
16:43Uh, Joe.
16:44Damn it!
16:46Look, even if I were going to tell her, I don't have to do it now.
16:49Okay, I'll be seeing her again.
16:50Uh, we've got time.
16:51No, you don't.
16:53She's going to Paris.
16:54She is going to meet somebody.
16:56Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris?
16:59It's, it's a city of Gunthers.
17:00Hey.
17:05Hey.
17:06What, what do you have there?
17:07Hmm?
17:07Oh, I made a little something.
17:09If I had more time to work on, it'd be better, but.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14You did that yourself?
17:16Lenny, that's gorgeous.
17:17You know, the baby can't read, Mike.
17:22Hi.
17:23You guys, the car service just got here.
17:25I can't believe they're not home yet.
17:26I have to catch my stupid plane.
17:28I want to see the baby.
17:29But Monica just called from the cab.
17:31She said they should be here any minute.
17:32And, uh, apparently there's some big surprise.
17:35Yeah, don't, does she sound happy about it?
17:37Because my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny tiny beard.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Hi.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:55Yeah.
17:58Hey, so what is the big surprise?
18:03Oh.
18:05What is that going on?
18:06Yeah.
18:06Because why?
18:07Okay, okay, okay.
18:08Awkward question.
18:09The hospital knows you took two, right?
18:12It's twins.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14They're so cute.
18:15Now, what kinds are they?
18:17Okay.
18:18This is a boy.
18:19And that's a girl.
18:20Oh.
18:20Her name is Erica.
18:22Oh.
18:23Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
18:25Yeah.
18:27It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
18:31And we named the boy Jack after Dad.
18:34He's gonna be so happy.
18:36Aw, Jack Bing.
18:37I love that.
18:38Well, it sounds like a, like a 40s newspaper guy, you know?
18:41Jack Bing, Morning Gazette.
18:42I'm gonna, I'm gonna blow this story wide open.
18:48Wow.
18:49Oh, my gosh.
18:51Oh, so beautiful.
18:53I want one.
18:55Oh, yeah?
18:56Well, tell me which one.
18:58I'll try to slip it in my coat.
19:01Seriously.
19:03Hey, you wanna make one of those?
19:04One?
19:04How about a whole bunch?
19:06Really?
19:06Yeah.
19:07Oh, we can teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family.
19:12Only without the Nazis.
19:13Although, that sounds kind of dull.
19:16Oh, guys, I can't believe this.
19:18If I don't leave now, I'm gonna miss my plane.
19:20I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
19:22Me, too.
19:24Oh, I'm just sorry.
19:25I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this.
19:30Alright.
19:32Oh, I can't say goodbye to you guys again.
19:34I love you all so much.
19:37Love you.
19:37Love you.
19:38Hey, call us when you get there.
19:39I will.
19:41Ross, come here.
19:42I just want you to know, last night, I'll never forget it.
19:54You're the man of a lie.
20:06Alright, now I really have to go.
20:07Okay.
20:09Au revoir.
20:11Oh.
20:13They're gonna really hate me over there.
20:17So you just let her go?
20:21Yeah.
20:21Hey, maybe that's for the best.
20:25Yeah?
20:26Yeah.
20:27You know, you just, look, you gotta, you gotta think about last night the way she does.
20:32Okay?
20:33You know, maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye.
20:39But now she'll never know how he feels.
20:42Maybe that's okay.
20:43You know, maybe, maybe it is better this way.
20:46I mean, now, now you can move on.
20:51I mean, you've been trying to for so long.
20:54Maybe now that you're on different continents.
20:57Right?
21:02Maybe now you can actually do it.
21:04You know, you can, you can finally get over her.
21:09Yeah, that's true.
21:17Except, I don't want to get over her.
21:23What?
21:24I don't.
21:24I want to be with her.
21:26Really?
21:27Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
21:28Yeah, you are!
21:32Get your coat!
21:33Get your coat!
21:34My coat?
21:35This is so cool!
21:36I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited.
21:39What do you think she's gonna say?
21:42I don't know, but look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of
21:46my life wondering what would have happened.
21:48Where, where is my coat?
21:49You didn't ring once!
21:52Put my cab downstairs, I'll drive into the airport.
21:54Okay, you guys, wish me luck.
21:55Hooray!
22:08There's no seat belt!
22:09That's okay.
22:10If we hit anything, the engine will explode.
22:13So, you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
22:16All right, all right, let's do this!
22:18Okay!
22:21Hey!
22:21Hey, do you think you stand?
22:22I, no, I don't take passengers.
22:24Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare.
22:26No, you don't understand.
22:27This isn't a real cab.
22:28All right, I'm gonna report you.
22:29What's your medallion number?
22:30My medallion number is...
22:32Get out of the cab!
22:34What?
22:34Get out of the cab!
22:35Get out of the cab!
22:36Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your housewarming present now?
22:46No, that you can do.
22:47All right.
22:55Ah.
22:57Chick Junior?
22:59Duck Junior?
23:03Don't hide from Mama!
23:04Mama!
23:06You can open your eyes now.
23:16Are we off the bridge?
23:18Yes!
23:18Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
23:21Yeah, she jumped right back up!
23:24Oh, my God!
23:25Phoebe, slow down!
23:27Do you want to get to Rachel in time?
23:28Yes, but I don't want to die in your cab!
23:31You shut up all of that before you got in!
23:33Tall booth.
23:36What?
23:37Tall booth!
23:39Storebox!
23:40There are quarters in the glove compartment.
23:44Hurry!
23:45Yeah, but...
23:45Okay.
23:48Ah!
23:50And that window's clean.
23:51We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were
24:08doing this.
24:09Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but it'll be a housewarming gift.
24:17I got you a baby chick and a baby duck.
24:21Really?
24:21You got us a chick and a duck?
24:23Oh, great!
24:24Just what you want for a new house with infants.
24:27Bird feces!
24:29Yeah, but they must have jumped off the table, because now they're gone!
24:32Well, don't worry.
24:32We'll find them.
24:33You know, actually, I'm going to go check on the twins.
24:34All right.
24:36Oh, God!
24:37What did I just step on?
24:39It's okay.
24:40It's just an egg roll.
24:41Oh.
24:42You stepped on my egg roll?
24:46I'm sorry.
24:46I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
24:49Just put it on a plate and leave.
24:50Okay, let's find these birds.
24:57All right.
25:01Wait, wait!
25:03You hear that?
25:05Huh?
25:07They're in the table!
25:09Well, that can't be good!
25:11Well, we got to get them out of there!
25:12How?
25:13Oh, oh!
25:14Maybe we can lure them out.
25:15You know any bird calls?
25:16Oh, tons.
25:17I'm quite the woodsman.
25:20Well, uh, maybe we could just chip the table a little.
25:24Joey, wait!
25:24The ball!
25:25Oh!
25:25Oh, God!
25:38Oh, God!
25:42So, what do we do?
25:43Uh, I don't know.
25:44Maybe we can open this up somehow.
25:46Okay.
25:49Uh, I don't know.
25:50It's all glued together.
25:53Does that mean we have to bust it open?
25:56I don't know.
25:57Maybe.
25:58Oh, my God!
26:00I know.
26:00It's...
26:01It's a foosball table.
26:06Uh, you know what?
26:08We don't have a choice.
26:09It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd got an apartment.
26:14Those are our men in there, and we have to get them out.
26:18Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life, my time machine.
26:25Did that movie ever get made?
26:27It did not.
26:27Jack Weinberg, white courtesy phone.
26:35Jack Weinberg.
26:35Hey, Doc, where are you going?
26:36Uh, to talk to Rachel.
26:38Isn't that why we took a ride in the death cab?
26:41What, what, are you just walk up to her at the gate?
26:43Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
26:45Uh, not since my cop show got canceled.
26:49You have to get a ticket to get past security.
26:51What?
26:52We're never gonna make it.
26:53Well, not with that attitude.
26:54Now, haul ass!
26:57Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
27:09Madame, your passport, please.
27:11Oh, my God!
27:12I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high school French, but I understood
27:16every word you just said.
27:19Your boarding pass, please.
27:20Oh, sure.
27:23Oh.
27:24Shoot, I had it.
27:27Oh, I can't believe this.
27:28Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
27:30I have it, I have it, I have it!
27:32Oh.
27:33Okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra size.
27:42Madame, you must have your boarding pass.
27:44Okay, fine, but you know what?
27:45If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
27:55Hi, I need a ticket.
27:57Just one?
27:58I drive you all the way down here, I don't get to see how it works out.
28:01Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
28:03We're on our honeymoon.
28:07And the destination?
28:08Well, I don't care, whatever's the cheapest.
28:11I'm so lucky I married you.
28:15Oh, shoot!
28:17Damn it, where is it?
28:19Oh, oh, I found it, I found it, ha, ha, I found it!
28:22I told you I would find it in your face!
28:25You're a different person.
28:27Okay, flight 421, Paris.
28:34I don't see it, do you see it?
28:36No, did we miss it?
28:37No, no, no, it's impossible, it doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
28:40Well, we have the flight number wrong.
28:43Oh, God.
28:47Hello?
28:48Hey, it's me, here's Ross.
28:49What?
28:52Hey, hey, listen.
28:53Oh, my God, Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making.
28:56Wait, listen.
28:57Wait, Monica.
29:00Monica.
29:01Monica.
29:02Monica.
29:03Monica.
29:05Oh, I'm sorry, shoot, they were doing it before.
29:07That's all right, listen, listen.
29:08Oh, wait, wait, wait, here they go again.
29:11Monica.
29:12Monica.
29:13Monica.
29:14Monica.
29:15Monica.
29:16Isn't that cute?
29:17That is precious.
29:18Listen.
29:18I need Rachel's flight information.
29:22Oh, okay.
29:24All right, that's flight 421, leaves at 840.
29:27Yes, that's what I have, it's not on the board.
29:30But it says here, flight 421, leaves at 840, Newark Airport.
29:34What?
29:35Newark Airport.
29:37Why, where are you?
29:40JFK.
29:40That's what I have.
30:10Don't worry, you guys. We're going to get you out of there.
30:15And we're also going to buy you tiny bird hearing aids.
30:24Okay. Here goes.
30:32What's the matter?
30:34I need to say goodbye to the table first.
30:37I understand.
30:42Okay.
30:47Table?
30:51You have given us so many great times.
30:56And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel, all you guys, what can I say?
31:07You guys make us look good.
31:16Do you want to say anything?
31:17I don't know.
31:18Except that, for one last time, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
31:29Good game.
31:37Okay, here we go.
31:38I can't do it.
31:50Well, I can't do it either.
31:53Hey, did you find them?
31:54Yeah, they're stuck inside the table.
31:56Yeah, we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it.
31:59Oh, well, sure.
32:01It's got to be so hard.
32:04I'll do it, gimme.
32:11Phoebe!
32:12Whoa!
32:13No, no, no, no, no!
32:14Woo!
32:17Well, I've never gone this fast before!
32:20Phoebe, forget it!
32:21Okay, Newark is like an hour away.
32:23There's no way we're going to make it in time.
32:25She's got her cell!
32:26You could call her!
32:27I am not doing this over the phone.
32:29You don't have any other choice!
32:31Hello?
32:39Rachel!
32:39Oh, good!
32:40Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
32:42Yeah.
32:43For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
32:46Yay!
32:49Rachel, hang on!
32:53Phoebe, is everything okay?
32:55Um, actually, no.
32:59No, you have to get off the plane.
33:02What?
33:03Why?
33:03I have this feeling that something's wrong with it.
33:06Something is wrong with the left phalange.
33:12Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
33:15All right, look, I have to go.
33:16I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
33:21Um, what was that?
33:24Oh, that was just my crazy friend.
33:26She told me I should get off the plane because she had a feeling that there was something
33:31wrong with the left phalange.
33:34Okay, uh, that doesn't sound good.
33:37Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.
33:38She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what?
33:40She's almost never right.
33:41But she is sometimes.
33:43Wow.
33:46What are you doing?
33:47Okay, well, I can't take this plane now.
33:48Excuse me, sir?
33:50Where are you going?
33:50Okay, I have to get off this plane, okay?
33:52Uh, her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.
33:56Could I get some peanuts?
34:04What's wrong with the plane?
34:04There's nothing wrong with the plane.
34:07The left phalange?
34:08There's no phalange.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11This plane doesn't even have a phalange.
34:15Ma'am, please sit down.
34:16What's going on?
34:17We're all getting off.
34:18There is no phalange.
34:19This is ridiculous.
34:26I...
34:27Yeah, okay.
34:39All right.
34:40My job here is done.
34:43That was...
34:45impressive.
34:47You didn't even use the tools for most of it.
34:49Yeah, they were just slowing me down.
34:53All right.
34:54I had to get back to the babies.
34:56See you girls later.
35:02Sorry about the table, man.
35:04Yeah.
35:05You gonna buy a new one?
35:08Probably not.
35:10No.
35:11I don't know how much I'm gonna want to play after you go.
35:13Well, at least we got these little guys out.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Oh, we were worried about you.
35:26Hmm.
35:28Guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
35:31I'm gonna miss these little guys.
35:43It was nice having birds around again.
35:47Hey, you know what?
35:48Maybe we should keep them here with you.
35:51What?
35:51Yeah, I mean, if we got a lot going on right now.
35:54And plus, here, they'd have their own room.
35:58I could get a goose.
36:02You know, I think you're set with the poultry.
36:08Thanks, man.
36:09You hear that, you guys?
36:10You're gonna get to stay here.
36:12And it's good.
36:15You know, because, uh...
36:18Because now you have a reason to come visit.
36:23I think there may be another reason.
36:34So, uh...
36:35Awkward hug or...
36:39Lame, cool guy handshake.
36:44Yeah, well, you know,
36:45Lame, cool guy handshake, yeah.
37:05Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
37:08And you fixed the phalange.
37:12Yes, the phalange's fixed.
37:14As a matter of fact,
37:15we put a whole lot of extra phalanges on board,
37:16just in case.
37:24Where is she?
37:25I don't see her.
37:25Rachel! Rachel Green!
37:27There she is!
37:28Rachel! Rachel!
37:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me, sir.
37:32Do you have a boarding pass?
37:33No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
37:35I'm sorry, you cannot go any further
37:36without a boarding pass.
37:37No, no, no, but I, you know...
37:38Rachel!
37:43Oh, my God, what are you,
37:44what are you guys doing here?
37:47Okay, you're on.
37:48What? What, Ross?
37:50Okay, you're scaring me.
37:50What's going on?
37:52Okay, thing is...
37:54Yeah.
37:56Don't go.
37:57What?
37:58Please, please stay with me.
38:00I am so in love with you.
38:02Please don't go.
38:05Oh, my God.
38:06I know, I know.
38:07I shouldn't have waited till now to say it,
38:09but I'm...
38:10That was stupid, okay?
38:11I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now.
38:13I love you.
38:16Do not get on this plane.
38:19Miss?
38:19I...
38:19Are you boarding the plane?
38:21Hey, hey.
38:23I know you love me.
38:26I know you do.
38:29Miss?
38:30I...
38:30I...
38:31I have to get on the plane.
38:33No, you don't.
38:34Yes, I do.
38:35No, you don't.
38:35They're waiting for me, Ross.
38:37I can't do this right now.
38:39I'm sorry.
38:40I'm sorry.
38:41Rachel.
38:43I'm so sorry.
38:44I'm sorry.
38:44I'm sorry.
38:44I'm sorry.
38:46I really thought you'd stay.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:05Well, that's it.
39:23Everything's packed.
39:26Wow.
39:28This is weird.
39:30I know.
39:31Yeah.
39:33Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
39:37I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
39:41I love you.
39:46Hey.
39:47Hey, did you guys make it in time?
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:50He talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.
39:56Where's Ross?
39:57He went home.
39:58He didn't want to see anybody.
39:59Oh.
40:01Ross, hi.
40:20It's me.
40:21I just got back on the plane, and I just feel awful.
40:25That is so not how I wanted things to end with us.
40:31It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying
40:38these things, and now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have
40:45said, and I didn't.
40:46I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you, too.
40:52Because of course I do.
40:55I love you.
40:57I love you.
41:00I love you.
41:01What am I doing?
41:04What am I doing?
41:05I love you.
41:09I've got to see you.
41:11I've got to get off this plane.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:15Excuse me.
41:16Miss, please.
41:17Sit down.
41:18No.
41:18I'm sorry.
41:19I'm sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay?
41:21I need to just tell someone that I love them.
41:22Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
41:24Let her off the plane!
41:25I am afraid you are going to have to take your seat.
41:30Oh, please, Miss, you don't understand.
41:32Try to understand!
41:35Oh, come on, Miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off the...
41:38No!
41:40No!
41:42Oh, my God.
41:43Did she get off the plane?
41:44Did she get off the plane?
41:48I got off the plane.
41:49Oh!
41:55She got off the plane.
42:15I do love you.
42:17I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again.
42:20Okay, because this is where I want to be, okay?
42:23No more messing up.
42:24I don't want to mess this up again.
42:25No, me neither, okay?
42:26We are...
42:27We're done being stupid.
42:28Okay.
42:30It's you and me, all right?
42:31This is it.
42:31This is it.
42:32Unless we're on a break.
42:44Don't make jokes now.
42:46No.
42:55Wait, please be careful with that.
43:08It was my grandmother's.
43:09Be careful.
43:12If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
43:15You look around, you guys.
43:41This was your first home, and it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter, but more
43:52important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal.
43:55Hey, do you realize that at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment?
44:05Oh, yeah, that's true.
44:07Uh, I haven't.
44:11What about that summer during college that you live with Grandma, and you tried to make
44:15it as a dancer?
44:22Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
44:30Oh, honey, I forgot.
44:31I promised Trigger that we'd leave our keys.
44:33Oh, okay.
44:34Okay.
44:45So I guess this is it.
45:11Yeah.
45:12I guess so.
45:18This is harder than I thought it would be.
45:21Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
45:26Okay.
45:34Well, do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
45:38We got some time.
45:44Okay, should we get some coffee?
45:46Sure.
45:49Where?
45:49Where?
45:49How?
45:56Bye.
46:04Bye.
46:09Bye.
46:09Bye.
46:10Bye.
46:11Bye.
46:13Bye.
46:13Bye.
46:14Bye.
46:15Bye.
46:15Bye.
46:15Bye.
46:17See you next time.
46:17Bye.
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