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00:00All right, all right, all right. Let's play one more time, okay? And remember, if I win,
00:06you do not move to Paris. Okay. Can't believe I'm risking this again,
00:10but you're on. All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads I win, tails you lose.
00:15Just flip. Dot tails! Damn it!
00:21Hey, so we thought we'd throw your little going away party around 7.
00:25Oh, that sounds good. Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing?
00:30It's all done. Oh, yeah, right. And after I took a shower this morning,
00:34I just threw my towel on the floor. Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it.
00:39I know. Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom.
00:44This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are the boxes that I'm having shipped,
00:48and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane. Okay, so you've done some good work.
00:52What about your carry-ons? Oh, well, everything that I need is in here,
00:57and my travel documents are on the counter, organized in the order that I will be needing them.
01:04Oh, my God. I have nothing left to teach you.
01:09Where's your passport? It should be right next to my plane ticket.
01:13Well, it's not. What? Well, maybe I put it in here?
01:16Oh. Oh, it's not in there. Oh, no. I must have packed in one of these boxes.
01:22Here, let me help you. Shoot.
01:25Oh. I can't believe I did this.
01:29At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?
01:32No one told you life was gonna be this way
01:44Your job's a joke, you broke, your love life's the only way
01:49It's like you're always stuck in second gear
01:53When it hasn't been your day, week, you're all here
01:57And you're here, but I'll be there for you
02:02When the rain starts to go
02:05I'll be there for you
02:08I'll be there for you
02:13So there won't be too
02:15Oh, wow. Can you believe you're only three weeks away?
02:27I know. You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
02:30No, I don't mind you touching my belly
02:32But right now your hand's kind of blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out
02:35Hey. Hi. Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town
02:42Wow. Look how big you've gotten
02:44That's because I'm pregnant
02:46Right. No, I understand
02:49Oh, okay. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts
02:53No, no. I knew
02:57Okay, well, stop staring at them
03:03She brought them up
03:04I didn't realize you were coming back so soon
03:08Yeah, well, in a couple weeks I won't be able to travel
03:11Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel
03:14Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
03:16Well, because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense
03:19Plus, hotels are fun
03:20My room has this little fridge full of free snacks
03:22Erica, those things aren't free
03:26In fact, they have one of the highest markups of any consumer product
03:30Ross, she's giving us her baby
03:31She can eat you if she wants
03:33I'll be right back
03:36Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place
03:43Oh, no
03:43Oh, no
03:44Hey, you know, you could take it if you want
03:47The lease is still in Nana's name
03:49No, no, this will always be your place
03:51It would be too sad
03:52Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
03:56Yeah, it takes two incomes
03:57Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie
04:00Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that
04:02But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room
04:04Hmm, packing, sexy, cheerleader comedy
04:08Hmm, helpful brother, creepy loner at teen movie
04:12What are you guys doing?
04:26Try it, I can't feel a thing
04:28Oh, are you kidding?
04:39This is packing?
04:41We're taking a break
04:42From?
04:44Jumping on the bed
04:45All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do
04:50Now, Ross, you've got Gellar blood
04:51You're in charge of these yahoos
04:53You got it
04:54All right, she's right
04:56We've got to get serious
04:57Let's put Styler's old peanuts down his pants and kick him
05:00No, no, no, guys, she's right
05:04We should get to work
05:05I'll take stuff out of the closet
05:06Joey, you pack them
05:07And Ross, you repack whatever Joey packs
05:10You guys hear a ringing?
05:18What the hell is this?
05:19Hey, handcuffs and fur line
05:22Nice
05:22I didn't know you guys had it in ya
05:25Chandler, you don't have a sister
05:28So you can't understand how much this bums me out
05:31I didn't know Monica had these
05:35Maybe she used them with another boyfriend
05:37Maybe Richard
05:39Why would she use them with Richard and not me?
05:45I can be kinky
05:46I once did a naked dance for her
05:49With scarves
05:51Bumming hard, guys
05:55Bumming hard
05:56Hey!
06:04Hey!
06:04Where's Mike?
06:05Oh, he has a gig
06:06It's kind of like being married to a rock star
06:08You know?
06:09My husband has a gig
06:11Yeah, where is it?
06:14Oh, he's playing organ
06:15For a children's roller skating party
06:18Rock on!
06:23Wow, this is quite a spread
06:24What is all this stuff?
06:26Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity
06:28To use up all the food
06:29That I don't want to move to the new house with me
06:31So, enjoy
06:34Smoked oyster casserole
06:36With a breakfast cereal crust
06:37Kidney beans in their own juices
06:41And for dessert
06:42A questionable orange
06:44Hey
06:46Hey
06:47Hey, where's Rach?
06:48Oh, she's, uh
06:49She's putting Emma down
06:50She'll be over in a second
06:50Now, it just hit her
06:51That she's leaving
06:52And she's kind of emotional
06:53So, no one say anything
06:55To set her off, okay?
06:56Yeah
06:56Hey, Rach
06:59There she is
07:01Hi, you guys
07:03What did I just say?
07:07Oh, no, no, no
07:09It's okay, it's okay
07:10I'm gonna be fine
07:11Come here
07:12I'll make you a drink
07:12Okay
07:13Oh, man
07:16I can't believe she's actually leaving
07:18How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachael?
07:20I know
07:20She's been such a big part of my life
07:22I mean, it feels like
07:23When Melrose Place got cancelled
07:25I mean
07:30I'll forget it
07:33I miss Melrose Place
07:34You know, I had a chance to stop her, too
07:38Yeah?
07:39You know, who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?
07:42You know
07:43Heads, she wins
07:44Tails, I lose
07:45Wait a minute
07:52Yes, Joe
07:53I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning
07:56So, you doing okay?
08:03Well, I've been better
08:04You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
08:07Yes
08:07You know, in six months
08:08The statute of limitations runs out
08:10And I can travel internationally again
08:12I'm gonna miss you so much
08:16I know
08:17You know what?
08:20Um, I have some goodbye stuff
08:21That I wanted to say to each of you
08:23And I was gonna save it
08:24Until the end of the night
08:25But come here
08:26Oh
08:26Hey, what do you think
08:30They're doing in there?
08:32Well
08:32If I had to guess
08:33I'd say
08:34Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap
08:36And Phoebe's doing the punching
08:37Oh, Phoebs
08:42I don't even know where to start
08:43Okay, well, before you do
08:45I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents
08:48But I do have something for you
08:50Oh
08:50Oh
08:51Oh
08:52What is it?
08:54Well, it's a cotton swab
08:55With a bit of my saliva on it
08:57So that
09:00If they perfect the cloning process
09:02While you're over there
09:03You can use the DNA to create your own thieves
09:06I'm gonna throw this away
09:12But thank you so much
09:15For the gesture
09:16Chandler
09:20Um
09:21I was just in our bedroom
09:23And I found these
09:25On my pillow
09:25Oh, yes
09:26I decided to leave those out for you
09:28In case Richard stops by
09:29And you want to engage
09:30In a little light bondage
09:31And mustache play
09:32What are you talking about?
09:36These aren't mine
09:37Oh, yeah
09:37Right
09:38Good luck getting another scarf dance from me
09:40That would be a terrible punishment
09:44But I'm serious
09:47I've never seen these before
09:48Really?
09:50Then what are they doing in our guest room?
09:52Rachel used to live in that room
09:53Rachel?
09:55With handcuffs?
09:58Interesting
09:58Joey's bare ass
10:01Well played
10:06I love you, Phoebe
10:14I love you, too
10:15Please
10:19Please don't
10:21Don't turn into
10:23You know, a French bitch
10:24All right
10:30Well, if I'm gonna do this
10:32I better keep going
10:32Okay
10:33Okay
10:34Monica
10:35Yeah
10:35Will you come here with me for a minute?
10:37Sure
10:38Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
10:42No
10:43No, you're so screwed
10:44Hey
10:51What was that all about?
10:54She's gonna say goodbye
10:55To each of us individually
10:56Are you kidding?
10:59Oh, my God
11:00Yeah, I know
11:00It's gonna be even worse for you
11:02God
11:03I'll just get ready
11:04To do some serious crying
11:06Oh, man
11:07I'm not gonna be able
11:08To handle this
11:09Now I know
11:11How my students feel
11:13At the end of each year
11:14And why they act out
11:17By giving me
11:18Such bad evaluations
11:19Okay
11:26I better
11:27Just say what it is
11:29I'm gonna say
11:30None of the
11:35Amazing things
11:36That have happened to me
11:37In the last ten years
11:38Would have happened
11:40If it wasn't for you
11:41No one has been
11:44More like a sister to me
11:47I know what you mean
11:49I know what you mean
11:49You're like a sister to me, too
11:52I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:00You're like me
12:04I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:05I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:08I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:09I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:10I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:10I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:11I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:12I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:13I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:14I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:15I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:16I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:17I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:18I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:19I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:20I don't know what I'm gonna do without you
12:21She's so sweet.
12:29Oh, no.
12:30She took down Monica.
12:33And I'm the crier in the family.
12:37Oh, God.
12:38I could be next.
12:39Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're deep in conversation.
12:42Okay.
12:43Oh, so that thing you said about the thing, it really made me think about that other thing.
12:48Uh, Rach?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Oh, it's okay.
12:50Chandler's talking to her.
12:51I think they made you think about that thing, huh?
12:57Uh, Rach, I think I have something that belongs to you.
13:06Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
13:13No, no, no.
13:13They're really yours.
13:14We found them in your old room.
13:16Well, these aren't mine.
13:18Maybe Monica used to use them with...
13:19Don't say Richard.
13:20Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
13:26Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
13:31Thieves.
13:31Yeah.
13:31I think these are yours.
13:36I think these are yours.
13:37These are not mine.
13:39Look how flimsy they are.
13:41Come on.
13:44Good God.
13:45You try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these?
13:47They'll snap like a piece of licorice.
13:49Can I talk to you along for a minute?
13:52Sure.
13:57You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes, do you?
14:00Where do you think Mike really is?
14:13Oh, honey.
14:14Let me just say something.
14:16Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke.
14:20I just want to say that I...
14:25I love you.
14:28And I'm gonna miss you.
14:31And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
14:33Oh, you know what?
14:40Let's not say anything else.
14:42I love you.
14:46Not so tight.
14:47Oh!
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52It's gonna be one more chance.
14:53Okay.
14:53Okay.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:58Just go.
14:59Just go.
15:00I can't.
15:00I can't.
15:03So, I guess you're next.
15:08You ready?
15:09I don't think so.
15:10No, you're definitely not.
15:12I haven't cried like that in years.
15:14You cried yesterday at the 6 o'clock news.
15:16That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
15:21God, I can't believe she saved me for last.
15:25Why are they taking so long?
15:26I don't know, but God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well.
15:33I don't know.
15:34No!
15:39Okay, here we go.
15:48Oh.
15:49Well.
15:51Yeah.
15:53I think I'm gonna take off.
15:55huh oh you guys this was an amazing night thank you so much i love you good night
16:07what
16:13i don't get a goodbye lucky bastard
16:25unbelievable she says goodbye to everyone but me well maybe she thought that with all of your
16:35history it could be you know implicit well it needs to be plicit all right let's think about
16:42this i mean there's got to be an explanation uh did you do anything to make her mad no i don't
16:47i don't think so you know maybe she was just really spent from our talk it was pretty intense
16:53yeah mine too mine was a humdinger okay i mean don't i deserve anything i mean uh a few tears uh
17:02a cursory hug not from you
17:07ross if you're this upset you should go and talk to her and say what you owe me a goodbye that
17:15i mean he's got more pride than that the hell i do
17:18i don't get a goodbye what everyone gets a goodbye but me what do we got to do to get a goodbye huh
17:29uh be best friends with you uh go out with you have have a baby with you oh wait a minute wait a minute i did all those things
17:36or maybe i'm just not giving you enough credit uh i mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people
17:45uh goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye it's physically impossible
17:50you know what after all we've been through i can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us
17:59have a have a good time in paris
18:02i hope ross isn't too upset i'm sure he's no more bummed out than i am tell me about it
18:12well you can't say we don't know how to throw a party
18:14i think i'm gonna head out
18:17uh where do you think you're going i thought i was going home to go to bed but i'm sensing there's something
18:24less fun for me to do here
18:27we're moving in a couple of days and we got a lot of packing to do
18:30it'd be great if you guys could pitch in joey and i can uh finish up in the guest room
18:34oh yeah yeah good idea
18:37oh no you and phoebe are gonna help me in here
18:41you couldn't be cool
18:44okay we're gonna start in the kitchen plates get put into plate protectors and stack ten to a box
18:49the silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped got it
18:53yeah yeah good now i need you to be careful and efficient and remember if i am harsh with you
18:58it is only because you're doing it wrong
19:03hey mom i think i figured out whose handcuffs they are
19:06you did how
19:07well i was cleaning out the closet and i found some pictures of them being used
19:13oh my god let me see
19:16who's that dirty old lady
19:19monica's grandmother
19:22nana liked it rough
19:26hi
19:29hey
19:30hey
19:31oh here have a seat have a seat
19:32how was your night
19:33oh it was okay i went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner
19:37we went to this place that had
19:38oh
19:39oh
19:40oh
19:41anyway they had these really amazing cheeseburgers
19:47hey erica are you okay
19:52yeah you know maybe i ate too much i keep getting these stomach aches
19:56stomach aches
19:57they come and go like every few minutes
20:01oh my god
20:02relax
20:03we'll just get her some antacids
20:06she doesn't have a stomach ache she's in labor
20:09oh my god
20:10yeah you gotta get to the hospital
20:11okay
20:12chandler get the coats
20:13erica let's go
20:14phoebe and joey keep packing
20:15oh my god we're gonna have a baby
20:19we're gonna have a baby
20:21oh my god we're gonna have a baby
20:23oh god oh god i gotta sit down
20:25i gotta sit down
20:28honey it's gonna be okay
20:29you can do this
20:30just breathe
20:32okay
20:33okay
20:35okay i feel a little better
20:37oh
20:38are you sure
20:41yes i'm sure
20:42oh honey let's go
20:43okay
20:44come on
20:45okay bye everyone
20:46bye
20:47okay good luck
20:48chandler wait wait wait
20:49what if you get a second find out where she got that cheeseburg
20:53you really think i didn't say goodbye to you because i don't care
21:04that's what it seemed like
21:05i cannot believe that after ten years you do not know one thing about me
21:10fine then why didn't you say something
21:12because it is too damn hard ross
21:16i can't even begin to explain to you how much i am gonna miss you
21:20when i think about not seeing you everyday it makes me not want to go
21:26okay so if you think that i didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else
21:32you're wrong
21:33it's because you mean more to me
21:36so there alright there's your goodbye
21:39rage
21:40what
21:41you can't
21:42you can't
21:43you can't
21:44you can't
21:45what
21:46come to me
21:47you can't
21:48you can't
21:49you can't
21:50you can't
22:07you can't
22:09All right, okay. All right, let's do this. All right, ready? Yep. Now, give me your best shot.
22:22All right, here it goes.
22:30Doesn't work.
22:39You
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