Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 03
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00:00Now, have you got my space?
00:03Are you going to move?
00:07Do I look like I'm going to move?
00:11Are you comfy, Tilly?
00:13Look out of your eyes. I know you're there.
00:23Yes!
00:25Happy days.
00:26Oh, Danielle, I like this.
00:27He's gone and done and did it.
00:28I don't trust him because he's teetotaled.
00:30Oh, no. No.
00:31Cryptic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:34Oh, no, no.
00:36What a waste of a muffin.
00:39What's that?
00:41Unacceptable.
00:42Yeah.
00:43What the hell?
00:45Is that it?
00:46There's not much evidence of man boob, is there, Mary?
00:49Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:50Oh, no.
00:52Oh, no.
00:53Oh, he's a badger.
00:54He is, he's a badger.
00:56Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
00:58It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:00Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:03In the week Trump landed at Stansted for his state visit, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11Nikki and Davina were finding your family again on ITV1.
01:15Imagine the moment.
01:16Hi, Alan.
01:19Hi, Davina.
01:20When the burning questions can finally be answered.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:27I've still got that Ancestry.com thing that Dad gave me for Christmas.
01:32Are you going to do it and see what the heritage is?
01:35I want to, but I don't want to give these people my DNA.
01:38Oh, Shay.
01:40Stop it.
01:41I don't know.
01:41You think they haven't got your DNA already?
01:43Come on, girl.
01:45You were born in Croydon.
01:51They sold your DNA a long time ago.
01:53A long time ago.
01:53Cyberbullying stateside got the Netflix treatment.
01:58Everyone else had a phone, you know.
01:59I just, I wanted to fit in.
02:01I was just getting to that age where, like, social media was becoming popular.
02:05And I just wanted...
02:05Sick, bro.
02:08Sick.
02:10How many eyes are there, Mary?
02:13It's nine.
02:14It's meant to be drooling.
02:16Can you do it?
02:18Sick.
02:19Bro.
02:20And the nation felt divided over uniting the kingdom on ITV.
02:25Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolise?
02:32I saw an England flag in somebody's window and it had England underneath it.
02:38But they'd drawn the curtains so all you could see was gland.
02:42I was like, yeah, that's right.
02:45That's my country, gland.
02:50In Leeds.
02:56Izzy!
02:58What?
02:59My bronzer.
03:00Why have you been doing your make-up sat on my sofa?
03:03I was opening my bronzer to look at my mirror in there.
03:06I got it.
03:07It's my bloody Charlotte Tilbury, that.
03:09Right, don't move.
03:11Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:13Oh, can we salve?
03:16Bastard!
03:17Can we salvage any?
03:18No, stop trying to pick it up.
03:20It'll crush it and it'll be more.
03:22Hey!
03:23Stop moving!
03:24There's a quid's worth of bronzer there that you're backing up.
03:27Hey, so the quid's worth of bronzer is on my sofa.
03:29This week, a celebrity chef's offspring was cooking up some classics on Prime Video.
03:36I think this is going to be great for me because I've been looking for some cooking tips.
03:40Do you know, Summer, all the cooking shows we've watched, Jenny, you've never bloody done one of them.
03:44You've sat here, you've took notes, you've wrote it down every recipe and you've done that all about it.
03:49You know, and do you know, it's cost me a fortune.
03:51I buy the pots what you need, the pans what you need, and they're still in the cupboard.
03:56I'm Tilly Ramsey.
03:57I love to cook and I have a passion for mastering new dishes.
04:01It's Matilda Ramsey.
04:02Tilly Ramsey.
04:03Street name Tilly, yes.
04:04Is she Gordon's daughter?
04:06Yes.
04:07Isn't that charming?
04:08From recipes I discover on social media...
04:10I love a TikTok recipe.
04:11There's so many good recipes on TikTok.
04:14Oh, they're so good.
04:15I can't wait to get in the kitchen with you and dish it out.
04:18Dish it out.
04:18You'll like to dish it out, but not food.
04:22I feel like I'm going to like Tilly's food.
04:24I feel like she's going to cook stuff that I want to eat.
04:27I mean, it's not hard.
04:29No, it's not.
04:30I have been looking forward to today for a very long time,
04:33because the theme is comfort food classics.
04:37Oh, chat to me, Tilly.
04:39Oh, I love a bit of comfort food.
04:41I'm all for comfort.
04:43And I've got a very special guest with me today.
04:45It'll be a dad.
04:46Oh, it will be a dad, won't it?
04:47First episode, do you blow all your beans in?
04:49Episode one.
04:50I would.
04:51Bringing out the big gums.
04:52Someone I've known for quite a long time.
04:54It's your dad.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Yes, finally, Tilly.
04:58Dad.
04:59Oh, that could have been me and dad.
05:01Oh, my God, Dad.
05:02It's going to get you some viewers when your dad's Gordon Ramsay.
05:05And I don't blame her for milking it, because I would.
05:08Exactly.
05:09I wish my dad were Gordon Ramsay.
05:10Yeah.
05:11So's Neil.
05:11Yeah.
05:13What are we making today?
05:14Please, take a look.
05:17Bonjour, madame.
05:18Oh, we're in Paris.
05:19Oh, au forc.
05:19It's either going to be beef bourguignon or French onion soup, surely.
05:23No, croque monsieur.
05:24Well, you always think about Paris fold, it's frog's legs.
05:26French fries?
05:28That's called for fold travel thing.
05:31Croque monsieur.
05:32Oh!
05:33Yes, yes, yes.
05:34Oh, right.
05:34That's a sort of toasted sandwich.
05:36It's a toasted, it's basically a posh ham and cheese toasted, yeah.
05:39So I like to do half cream and half milk, OK?
05:43Or bay leaf, yeah, a little touch of salt.
05:46Hold on, who's cooking here?
05:48Isn't it?
05:48What are you doing there, anyway?
05:49I thought she was supposed to be doing...
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52If you start grating a little bit of cheese on a plate for me...
05:58So we've got gruyere and comte.
06:00Oh, we have comte, don't we?
06:02When we go to France, we like the comte.
06:05Comte is a cheese.
06:07I know, but what does comte look like?
06:11No.
06:12Eh?
06:13I've never had comte in my home.
06:18Oh, I'm so ready.
06:19I like to toast both sides in just a little bit of olive oil.
06:23Yep.
06:24OK.
06:25And touch on butter.
06:26Olive oil and butter?
06:27So the bread's buttered, he's put a bit of salt on the bread,
06:29then the bread's gone into butter and oil.
06:31I don't think this is for us on a diet.
06:33Would you describe this as cardiac cuisine?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Now, we start building this out.
06:39Yes!
06:41So bechamel on top.
06:42I don't know if you can put that on top.
06:43It does look quite good.
06:44Shall I go and make us one in a minute?
06:46No.
06:46Right, fried egg.
06:47Let's turn that croque monsieur into croque madame.
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh, he's doing the madame now, so it's the fried egg,
06:55obviously, on the top.
06:56So he's going from the monsieur one to the madame.
06:59Close your eyes.
07:01Hold out your hand.
07:03What is it?
07:03What's that?
07:04What's he putting in her hand?
07:05That's a beautiful French truffle from Perigot.
07:09Whoa!
07:09Bloody hell!
07:11That's about £2,000 worth, isn't it?
07:13Yep.
07:13I bloody knew he was going to get the truffle out.
07:16Oh!
07:16Well, what a way to ruin something by sticking truffle all over it.
07:20And that is a delicious croque monsieur finished à la croque madame.
07:26Wow, that's a sandwich, boy.
07:28That just looks lovely.
07:29I'm a little bit hurt inside that I'll never get to taste that.
07:32I don't get why they've not done, like, a cheap version of it.
07:35You know, for us mere mortals, you know,
07:37yes, you can replace the ham with Billy Bear.
07:40Yeah.
07:41You can use a grated baby bell through the middle of it.
07:44Yeah.
07:45And then the truffle, you know, don't even bother with that.
07:48Pepper.
07:49Just pepper.
07:50Just put loads of pepper on it.
07:52That's the working man's truffle, isn't it?
07:55Pepper.
07:59Bon appétit, as they say in France.
08:03In Leeds...
08:05Just so you know, I'm going to bury you in those.
08:07What?
08:08Not prematurely, like when you pass naturally of natural causes.
08:11I'm going to bury you in those pyjamas.
08:12Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
08:15Oh, that were my aunties that died, actually.
08:17I mean, she didn't die in them, but, yeah.
08:20Okay.
08:22But they are quite big now.
08:23They're nice.
08:24I know.
08:25I feel rich in these pyjamas.
08:27You look rich.
08:28Like I'm screaming old money.
08:29Old?
08:32Old?
08:33No money.
08:34Old no money.
08:38This week, it was the extraordinary tale about the high school catfish that had us gripped
08:43on Netflix.
08:45Ooh, I've heard about this one.
08:46Everyone's talking about it on TikTok.
08:48Have I ever been catfished?
08:49I'm trying to think.
08:51Can you not remember when I was?
08:52I think I was once on MSN.
08:54MSN?
08:56All of the text messages in this film are real.
08:59I can read.
09:01My name's Lauren Licari.
09:04My girlfriend, Beale City, Michigan.
09:07And do you know, there's always in America where you get these stories.
09:09You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.
09:15What the?
09:16Nah, that's cruel.
09:17What the fuck?
09:18They're going through your text?
09:20Yeah, it's yay.
09:21A high school girl in Michigan was cyberbullied for more than a year.
09:25Shit.
09:26Cyberbullied.
09:26These texts were coming in at a clip of 40, 50 a day.
09:31Bloody hell.
09:35Oh, no number.
09:36The high school catfish.
09:38You know what, if it wasn't for small-town America, Netflix would be bankrupt.
09:42Because there'd be nothing to show.
09:43Yeah.
09:43There was a girl in my class that threw a Halloween party every year.
09:47And all of our classmates would go and all of our parents would go.
09:50I mean, October's a good time to throw a Halloween party.
09:53It makes sense.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Everything checks out so far.
09:55We were about a year into our relationship, me and Lauren.
09:58And she was not invited.
10:01But, like, I, like, basically invited her.
10:03Like, how chivalrous.
10:05He's really, like, stomping us all forward to that.
10:07Yeah.
10:08I'm calling you all going, babe.
10:09Two weeks before the Halloween party, we got a text from an unknown number and a group chat.
10:15Oh.
10:15Hi, Lauren.
10:16Ellen is breaking up with you.
10:18What?
10:19Who would be sending that?
10:20Not sure what he told you, but he is coming to the Halloween party.
10:24And we are both down to fuck.
10:26Oh!
10:27You are a sweet girl.
10:27This person is intense.
10:30The 13.
10:30DTF means that, does it?
10:32Before all of this, dating no one, I was just having a good life.
10:37I loved life.
10:38Oh, she was having a good life with her first boyfriend.
10:41They liked a lot of the same stuff, you know?
10:43A lot of the sports.
10:45They went trick-or-treating together.
10:47Little things like that.
10:48That's Lauren's mum, Kendra.
10:50I'm glad you're here, Julie.
10:51It must be awful for Kendra to see her daughter, Lauren, go through all of this.
10:58Oh, yeah, without a doubt, because of this.
11:00It's heartbreaking.
11:00And then it started to get worse and worse.
11:04Oh, my gosh.
11:06Never heard of the word skank.
11:07What does skank mean, I wonder?
11:08No idea.
11:10Well, it's probably like a ferret.
11:12Wrong spelling of skunk.
11:13Skunk, yeah.
11:15Owen and I down to suck finger fuck.
11:19What the hell's a suck finger for?
11:21I think it's three separate events.
11:27No.
11:27I don't think it's a one-stop shop.
11:32Kill yourself now, bitch.
11:34What?
11:35This is shocking.
11:36No, that's too far.
11:38I mean, all the...
11:39That's too far.
11:40The suck-and-duck-and-fuck or whatever it was.
11:42Yeah, I mean, that was too far.
11:45Well, this is too far.
11:45This is absolutely too far.
11:48In April of 22...
11:50God, it's nearly two years.
11:51That's a long time, isn't it?
11:53Sheriff Mike Mayne requested some assistance in a case he was investigating.
11:57Oh, they've got the FBI.
11:59Yeah, Bradley Peter's now involved.
12:01I found one phone number that kept coming up.
12:04Oh, shit.
12:05Oh, shit.
12:05Oh, I can't wait.
12:07Who is it?
12:08One number name.
12:10The phone number was...
12:12Kendra.
12:13Kendra?
12:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:14That's her mum.
12:15That's the mother, innit?
12:16Oh, why?
12:19Lauren's mum.
12:21That can't be right.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Yeah.
12:24This is all kind of fucked up.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Is this right?
12:27Oh, this might be where the house gets raided.
12:34You've got to have a conversation.
12:36And I have a search warrant for your devices and your phones.
12:40She's not going, what the hell, this is ridiculous, why are you questioning me?
12:44I'd be like, what are you on about?
12:45What do you mean with the devices?
12:46What do you want them for?
12:47What do you want them for?
12:49If we come up with some stuff, that comes back to you.
12:51What do you mean?
12:52She's panicking.
12:53She looks panicked.
12:54Here we go.
12:55The penny's dropped, hasn't it?
12:56Freaking see it in a dish.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Me?
12:59Rabbit in the headlights.
13:00You can tell by her breathing.
13:02The message is coming and originating from you.
13:05No.
13:06Yes, you, love.
13:07You.
13:08She seems too calm.
13:10Like, I still kind of don't believe it's her.
13:12Your number, even though it was being hid, showed up every single message.
13:16Oh, my gosh.
13:17Oh, don't you tell me that all that language was coming from the mother?
13:22Is it, does it have to do with Owen?
13:25Is there an infatuation there with Owen?
13:26No.
13:28Nothing like that.
13:29No.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:31Nothing like that.
13:32How did it really start?
13:33Like, why did it start after, did it start during, when they were both dating?
13:36It did.
13:37She did it then.
13:38Oh, my God, Simon.
13:40Is she joking?
13:42Lauren, can you come in?
13:43How's Lauren going to take this?
13:45Oh, no.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:48How does this even begin to unfold?
13:50You guys have been under a lot of stress lately.
13:52Some moves going on, some financial issues and everything else going on.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:56Wow, is it going to be shattering?
13:57Mom got wrapped up into some stuff.
14:00And she didn't start it, but continued it.
14:04So we found some evidence and we kind of searched on it.
14:07We're going to take her phone and stuff.
14:08Look at Kendra's face.
14:09She's going to cry.
14:11She's finally realising the depth of what she's done.
14:13Sometimes when we're not thinking straight, we do some things that aren't right.
14:18What are you doing?
14:20How can you put your arm around that bin?
14:22After what you've typed and what she's got on her phone.
14:27I'm weirdly feeling a bit sorry for Kendra, despite her being a really terrible mother.
14:32A mum has been helping her through all this terrible time with the texts.
14:36And that creates a bond.
14:39Yeah.
14:41And I think that's why she's done it, potentially.
14:44Every single one of us makes mistakes.
14:46Not a single one of us has lived a perfect life.
14:48You know, to me, that's not a mistake.
14:50Yeah, you're not slipped and said that by accident.
14:53Yeah, exactly.
14:56Ooh, what am I like?
14:58It's one thing lying about your kids to Santa and the Tooth Fairy, but...
15:02This just takes it to a whole new level.
15:05At least we don't have to worry about our mum catfishing us, because she can't...
15:08She can't even do an online shop.
15:10Exactly, so...
15:11In home...
15:20What are you doing?
15:21You're getting on my nerves.
15:22Facial exercises.
15:24What?
15:25To get rid of me gizzard.
15:26That's friends Jenny and Lee.
15:28If I go like that, it moves up.
15:30It makes it worse.
15:31Have you seen yourself in a mirror?
15:33No, I don't want to look at it.
15:34I won't do them if I look at it.
15:37E-I-O-U.
15:41Ooh.
15:42You're not doing that?
15:43They won't let me do it, neither.
15:44No, and I'm not fucking letting you out there.
15:48Idiot.
15:48On Thursday night, it was tissues at the ready for more emotional reunions on ITV1.
15:54I'm drinking wine, because I'm watching Long Lost Family.
15:58I didn't know you needed a reason.
16:00I think, right?
16:03Like, if some mum was lost, after many years, would it be any point in finding them?
16:11You might start shedding a tear in here, you know?
16:17You?
16:17Yeah, it's quite sad sometimes.
16:19I thought bad men don't cry.
16:20I'm not bad.
16:22I'm a good man.
16:24Lie.
16:2458-year-old widower Peter MacDonald was born and raised in Lancashire.
16:32You like metal detecting, don't you?
16:33I do like it.
16:34You're not going to find them with a metal detector, mate.
16:37Yeah, he's not Robocop.
16:40Peter was born Peter Stamp in 1966.
16:44He was less than six months old when his birth father placed him into care.
16:48Aww.
16:49Where's the birth mother, then?
16:51Has the father put you into care?
16:52He was brought up by foster parents in the Preston area.
16:55Shout out to foster parents.
16:57I know.
16:57I started to get curious and started asking a few questions.
17:01But the answers weren't there for me, really.
17:03He could be related to you.
17:04He's got them eyebrows, look with all the hair, straggling everywhere.
17:08He's not come knocking on our door, is he?
17:10But then, some new information emerged.
17:13Oh, come on, then.
17:14There were some documents from the social services.
17:17With the name Trevor Stamp.
17:21Oh.
17:22I wonder how long.
17:22Stamp is not a common nickname either, is it?
17:25Stamp?
17:25Terrence Stamp.
17:26Okay.
17:27The actor, you wouldn't know who he was.
17:28Any others?
17:29He was quite famous.
17:29I don't know any other stamps.
17:31I used to collect stamps.
17:32Peter Stamp?
17:33Yeah, well, this one now, obviously.
17:35Those documents referred to a boy a couple of years older than Peter,
17:38with the same surname.
17:40Wow.
17:41Oh, so he must have a brother, then.
17:42In order to find his brother, Trevor...
17:45He went to have a look under a bridge.
17:46Peter decided to track down his birth father.
17:49No way he found his dad.
17:51Peter's father didn't know where Trevor was,
17:53but he was able to tell Peter the story of how they were separated.
17:58Aha, come on.
17:59How come they're all separated?
18:00What's going on here like?
18:01My mother was on the train with me and Trevor,
18:03and my father had turned up and there was a bit of an argument.
18:09Oh, a bit of a kerfuffle.
18:10This ain't sounding good, is it?
18:12Sounds like she was leaving him.
18:13As the train was leaving the station,
18:16my father grabbed me off my mother because I was in her arms.
18:20What?
18:21Torn apart.
18:22Can you imagine being ripped from your mother's arms?
18:25And the door was shut and that was it.
18:27No way!
18:29This is like sliding doors, but beyond anything you can imagine.
18:35A bit later, and Nicky and the gang had done their thing
18:38and tracked down Peter's brother.
18:40Tell me if it were the circumstances
18:42of your separation from Peter all those years ago.
18:46Mum just said she was leaving.
18:49It looks like Peter!
18:51And we'd got on the train.
18:52To get away from?
18:53To get away from me dad.
18:55This is the Cockney version of Peter.
18:57It is Cockney Peter.
18:58You could see it on her face when she spoke about it.
19:01It hurt her.
19:03Because she always said she regretted it, not going back for him.
19:05She's probably held that inside her.
19:09All that time.
19:09All the, for the rest of her life.
19:14Here comes Peter!
19:16Come on, come and meet you, brother.
19:21Oh, wow.
19:22Oh, look at the smile.
19:27Hello, mate.
19:29Oh, you look great, actually.
19:35I think it would take me not seeing you for 58 years to hug you.
19:38I'm glad you're looking for me.
19:43Oh, God, it's good to see you.
19:45Yeah, I'm pleased to see you.
19:47Yeah, I'm pleased to see you both.
19:49They're not men of many words, are they?
19:51I'm so glad what I was told about Mum.
19:55Yeah?
19:56Because I've always thought that she never wanted me.
19:59Yeah, I always thought his mum never wanted him.
20:01Before she passed, she always said, find him.
20:04Sheb is losing it, isn't he?
20:05Yeah.
20:06We've met on Mum's birthday.
20:09Tonight.
20:10Today was Mum's birthday.
20:13Wow.
20:13Oh, he didn't know that, did he?
20:15Happy birthday, Mum.
20:17Do I go to your travel, Trevor?
20:18You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:20All right.
20:20You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:21Bruv, that'll do.
20:22Bruv.
20:22Bruv?
20:23Yeah, bruv.
20:24You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:25Excellent one, bruv.
20:27Take bruv.
20:29Bruv.
20:30It's Peter, not bruv.
20:34My name is Peter, not bruv.
20:38Do you know what I think that watching Long Lost Families makes me think?
20:43That we do actually take each other for granted.
20:49Don't you think?
20:51Yeah, so you better appreciate me.
20:54In the Cotswolds.
20:59Jay-Z and Beyonce have bought in the Cotswolds.
21:02Well, they've been saying it for a couple of weeks.
21:03I didn't think it was true.
21:05Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
21:07I mean, obviously, they say everybody's buying here after Ellen DeGeneres and Portia.
21:11Apparently they've got a nine-bedroom, seven-bathroom with its own leg,
21:18and they're going to be moving in in 2026.
21:20Oh, and she's been spotted in a local garden.
21:23Oh, I'm going to the garden centre.
21:25Yeah.
21:25That's it, I'm going to go and buy some winter plants or something like that.
21:29Just hang out until you meet the audience.
21:30Not sure what I'll say to them.
21:31This ain't Texas.
21:35That would be brilliant.
21:38On Wednesday night, there were more wrongans on Channel 5.
21:42I could maybe, like, work for the police force, like, behind a desk.
21:47Yeah.
21:47Not on the front line.
21:48Not Bobby on the beat.
21:49No.
21:50I can't stand confrontation.
21:55You'd be horrendous.
21:56I would be.
21:57You'd be like, excuse me, sir, can you stop doing that?
21:59No.
21:59OK, have a nice day.
22:01Don't push me, mate.
22:03Fed up of feral teens.
22:05What's a feral teen?
22:06Is a feral teen not just a teenager that's grown up in a society
22:08where there's no youth clubs anymore and nothing to do?
22:11Is that what a feral teen is?
22:12I'm on a high horse already, mate.
22:14Or driven mad by the druggy deadbeat.
22:17Yes, everyone is.
22:18I don't think you've been too troubled in this village.
22:20No, but we did have sirens and policemen coming a few years ago
22:26when that woman walked into a bog on top of the hill.
22:29Here's the answer to your prayers.
22:31Police!
22:33I want to shout one day to school.
22:35Police!
22:36Open the fucking doors!
22:38If you were walking down the street
22:43and a group of youths were coming your way,
22:45you'd probably turning and running, right?
22:46Yeah, I'll burst into tears.
22:49PC Alex is out and about
22:51with eyes on the Grange estate in Kettering.
22:54Same!
22:55I knew there'd be Kettering!
22:57Same!
22:59You used to hang around there with the kid!
23:02You yob!
23:03He soon spots a known drug dealer and repeat offender.
23:06Known drug dealer and repeat offender.
23:08Easy pickings here.
23:10Alex only wants a natter,
23:12but the bloke isn't the chatty type.
23:14Oh, he's off.
23:15Yeah.
23:15Sometimes you just want to get on selling your drugs
23:17without chatting away, don't you?
23:19You don't want interference all the time.
23:21Yes, exactly.
23:22By all, at least the police are the last ones you want to speak to.
23:25Exactly!
23:29Where is he?
23:30Oh, they've lost him, look.
23:31Where has he gone?
23:31I mean, I'm not being funny.
23:33How fast can a smack head roll?
23:35You'd be surprised.
23:37If the dealer is carrying drugs,
23:39he can now lose them before cops catch up.
23:42Thanks for explaining that.
23:44Look, he's holding on to the side there.
23:45That means the car's moving at some serious speed.
23:48That's like when mum's driving,
23:49I have to hold on to everything.
23:50Seatbelt, everything.
23:51Hold on for dear life.
23:53After a ten-minute search,
23:55there is no sign of their target.
23:57Lost him.
23:58Well, I hope they're going to show us
24:00somebody being caught.
24:02Alex is about to stand down.
24:04When?
24:04When he spots another fella
24:06also known for repeated drug offences.
24:09Are they just going around
24:10looking for drugs on the street?
24:11Well, they might as well.
24:13What else is there to do?
24:15They're just starting on anyone now, aren't they?
24:17He's got a bag.
24:19The cyclist doesn't wait and bolts.
24:22Oh, he's off.
24:22He's off on all, isn't he?
24:24Fucking Alex is having a bad day here, isn't he?
24:26Nobody wants to talk to Alex.
24:27One little beep.
24:31That'll get him to stop.
24:32As if he can't hear the sirens behind him.
24:36Oh, there's police behind me.
24:37I didn't even hear him.
24:38He pulls over to let them back.
24:40Sorry.
24:41Go on, you go through.
24:42Even with a cop car directly behind the cyclist,
24:46he's not stopping.
24:47Why is he staying on the roads?
24:49I don't get it.
24:50I know.
24:50The whole point of being, like,
24:51not in a car for a criminal,
24:53not talking from experience here,
24:55would be that you can cut off a side
24:56or start jumping gardens.
24:58I know.
24:58Have they ever seen hot fuzz?
24:59No, I know, mate.
25:00Yeah, what is this?
25:02It's there.
25:03Oh, it's there, look.
25:04With all these cop cars, look.
25:05Is that three police cars chasing a bike?
25:09By the time the cops catch up,
25:11the suspect dives off-road across a field
25:13with an officer in tow.
25:15Oh, my goodness.
25:17Holy God, he's not going to get him if he's running.
25:19It's just cringe, isn't it?
25:21Watching a copper chase somebody
25:22that they're not going to catch makes me cringe.
25:24It gives me the ick.
25:25Alex's car swings off-road.
25:28Oh, yes.
25:30I used to skate in that park on the left there.
25:32Got him.
25:33Got him.
25:33Got him.
25:34There he is.
25:34There he is.
25:35There he is.
25:38God, where is he going, love?
25:40It's no yellow jersey for Kettering's Bradley Wiggins.
25:44Oh, we've got it.
25:45What happened?
25:46He just stopped?
25:47Yeah, he stopped.
25:48God, the bike just stopped.
25:49A thorough search reveals...
25:52What?
25:54What?
25:55What is it?
25:56What's in your pocket, sis?
25:59Nothing.
26:00Oh!
26:01Well, that's embarrassing, isn't it, lads?
26:05Just stop next time, would you?
26:06This wouldn't have happened if you just spoke to me.
26:08You know, I didn't think we went hard enough there.
26:11We should have definitely got the chopper and a few canine units.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Spice things up a bit.
26:16Yeah.
26:17For one bloke on a bike.
26:18Right.
26:19Well, I'm going to write in and complain.
26:21It said catching the obs was the title of the programme.
26:24If they're not going to catch anyone, I've been cheated.
26:27I bet you're pleased your mum and dad's home off holiday.
26:39Have you been coping?
26:40I mean, I can look after myself, you know.
26:42Yeah, but they do feed you and water you.
26:44Yeah, my wee has been very orange.
26:46What have we been eating?
26:47Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
26:50I had beans on toast with cheese and corn hot dogs.
26:57What?
26:58Then the day after that, I had spaghetti bolognese ready meal.
27:04Then the day after that, I had the spaghetti bolognese ready meal again,
27:07so it must have been two for five pounds.
27:09And then I went back to the beans on toast until they come home.
27:13Because I ran out of ready meals.
27:14On Friday, it was more trouble for Downing Street making the headlines on ITV.
27:22Don't keep crunching them, Chris, while I'm listening to the news, I'll tell you now.
27:26I'm fascinated by the news.
27:28Don't mind.
27:29Gets worse and worse every day, doesn't it?
27:31The Prime Minister has been accused today of ignoring the warnings
27:34about the former US Ambassador Lord Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
27:39Oh, gosh.
27:40The joy of hindsight, isn't it?
27:42Mandy was a slippery, slippery choice right from the beginning.
27:46Oh, absolutely.
27:48And Starman knew it.
27:49They knew.
27:50This is what's so bad about the whole thing.
27:52Peter Mandelson's friendship with the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein
27:56was well known when he was hired.
27:58Oh, look at them.
27:59Look at them two best buddies.
28:01Is that Peter Mandelson?
28:02So he's chilling with Epstein in a dressing gown?
28:05Yeah, in a dressing gown.
28:06Yeah.
28:07That's bookie.
28:08Yesterday, when the government announced Mandelson had to go,
28:11they said it was because of new information.
28:14Well, I think any information that, you know, associates you with a paedophile
28:17should be enough.
28:20Including leaked emails, one of them sent by Mandelson
28:23after Epstein had pled guilty to child sex offences.
28:27Wow.
28:27Yeah.
28:28So he's got absolutely no defence, Peter Mandelson.
28:30He was carrying on contact with a known paedophile.
28:33That's a great ambassador.
28:35The former ambassador wrote,
28:37I think the world of you.
28:38Oh, no.
28:40And that was after he'd been convicted.
28:42I think the world of you.
28:44You don't even say that about me.
28:45I feel hopeless and furious about what has happened.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:52Why didn't you just dissociate yourself from him there and there?
28:56Fight for early release and your friends stay with you and love you.
29:01Weird thing to say to a convicted sex trafficker.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:04Well, it takes the heat off Randy Andy, doesn't it?
29:07Yeah.
29:08But today, claims that the security service warned against Mandelson's appointment
29:13raised doubts about Sir Keir Starmer's judgement.
29:17So the security service...
29:18They warned him off and then he went ahead and did it.
29:21Why the hell would you do that?
29:23Hire somebody who you've been advised not so.
29:25Mandelson has a lot of gravitas.
29:27He was that guy.
29:28Knows a lot of people.
29:29Yeah.
29:30You know, he's incredibly well connected.
29:32He's served in three different governments.
29:34So it's not really surprising as an appointment,
29:37but maybe you shouldn't have brushed certain things under the carpet.
29:41Yeah.
29:41Sir Keir Starmer came to power under a banner of change.
29:45Plan for change.
29:45Well, he's clearly having to change rather a lot at the moment.
29:47You've got to give Sir Keir Starmer some credit.
29:49He said plan for change.
29:50All he's ever done is keep changing all the people who work for him.
29:53Yeah, yes.
29:54He's had to sack them.
29:55Yep.
29:55But after two consecutive scandals and sackings,
29:59to many, this feels painfully familiar.
30:02They're just offering it to reform on a plate, aren't they?
30:05Because people just want trust in politicians.
30:08It's bad enough growth isn't happening in the country,
30:11but now you're just looking sleazy for a number of different reasons.
30:14When did you first decide to get a wig?
30:19After I had polymyalgia,
30:23and when you start tapering your cortisone down to nothing,
30:26your hair starts falling out.
30:28Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
30:31Anyway, so I went off to...
30:32I rang Betty Brown up yesterday,
30:34and I asked them if they'd get me another one.
30:37So why'd you want another one?
30:38Well, because you have to wash them, right?
30:41They're special shampoo.
30:42Oh, OK.
30:42I've got a polystyrene head, right?
30:46Oh, my God, how brilliant.
30:48I can't tell you.
30:49It's so funny.
30:50So I can dry it on my polystyrene head.
30:54Oh, that's perfect.
30:55Because it doesn't dry so quickly in the winter.
30:57OK.
30:58Right.
30:59That's perfect.
31:00On Tuesday night,
31:02more scrubs and rubber gloves
31:03were being put to good use on Channel 5.
31:06You won't be able to eat that, Lee,
31:08because I'm putting Yorkshire Vett on.
31:10Oh.
31:10I've been backwards and forwards
31:12for the vets the past few weeks.
31:14This friggin' dog.
31:16Well, we clearly haven't sorted his arse out.
31:18Well, there wasn't anything wrong with his arse till he went.
31:24We are lucky living in Yorkshire, aren't we?
31:27Look at that.
31:27I know, it's heavenly.
31:28It is God's own county.
31:30You just never know what you're going to watch
31:31on this programme, do you?
31:33I hope it's chickens today.
31:35At the practice in Kirby Moorside,
31:37Katie's come to see Peter
31:39with her Spaniel, Aussie.
31:40Oh, what have you done?
31:42Oh, that's a naughty little doggo, innit?
31:44I believe he's eaten something.
31:46Oh, classic Spaniel.
31:48Aussie has previous.
31:50He has a tendency to chew a lot of stuff.
31:53Oh, here we go.
31:54Oh, he's got previous issues,
31:56so he's a chewer.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Leo chewed my hubboot.
32:00Leo chewed my knickers.
32:01A few months ago,
32:03he ate a compression stocking
32:04and was rushed in for emergency surgery
32:06over a weekend.
32:07Oh, a compression stocking.
32:08I could do with one of those.
32:10That'd be quite nice.
32:11Some Spanx.
32:15Perkins, you wouldn't eat my Spanx, would you?
32:17What do you think he might have eaten this tie?
32:19I think it's a tie off my dress.
32:22Like, basically, I have a belt
32:23that goes round the material.
32:25Oh, he's eating a belt, has he?
32:26If it gets caught in their intestines...
32:29That's it, they're stuffed, yeah.
32:30The problem with material like that,
32:32it doesn't show up very well on X-ray.
32:33Yeah.
32:34But we will get patterns.
32:35It probably won't show up very well on an X-ray,
32:37but we will do it anyway.
32:39Cool.
32:39And then we'll just see, you know,
32:41whether we need to do anything else.
32:42Yeah.
32:43Not insured.
32:44Ooh.
32:44Ooh.
32:45Bad luck.
32:46Something strange going on here, isn't there?
32:52Oh, there's definitely something in there, isn't there?
32:54What's all this?
32:57Yeah.
32:57I'm no vet, but that doesn't look right.
32:59Oh, my God, where's he in?
33:01Right, let's get him on the table and get him cut open.
33:06Oh, dear, look at him.
33:07I'm intrigued now as to what he's got in there.
33:11OK, you're in, Eva.
33:12Yeah, I'm happy.
33:13You're in my head, yeah?
33:14Yeah.
33:16Oh, here we go.
33:18We've got to get this sorted out.
33:19Oh!
33:21You're a bit squeamish.
33:23LAUGHTER
33:23I can feel we've got something abnormal in here.
33:29Oof.
33:30Gosh, look at that.
33:31He can feel it.
33:31Can he feel the belt?
33:33Until you go in there, you can never be absolutely sure.
33:37What is that?
33:39Whoa.
33:41Oh, my God, what is it?
33:43It's a song.
33:44It's a what?
33:45It's a sock.
33:47Oh, God.
33:49It's one of those long socks, isn't it?
33:50Like a knitted one.
33:51He's had an absolute feast.
33:53I've got them socks.
33:55No, the long ones.
33:56Oh, that's making me feel sick.
33:57It begs the question, doesn't it?
33:59Where's the belt gone off a dress?
34:01Is that in there as well?
34:03It's like TK Maxx in there.
34:05Ozzy's got a whole lost and found inside them.
34:07What we need to do is just make sure that we haven't got a belt further along the gastrointestinal tract.
34:14Oh, wow.
34:14He's got to go looking for it in the intestines.
34:17Wow.
34:17It's not in a happy place, this intestine.
34:21What is that tube?
34:23Oh, that's his intestine lint.
34:24Yeah, I know.
34:26I know what that means.
34:27What?
34:27What on earth is that?
34:29What is it?
34:30What have they found?
34:33Oh, my Christ.
34:35Not again.
34:38Right.
34:39There's a belt.
34:40Oh, my God, it's coming out.
34:41Just have to gently tease that back.
34:44Just very gently.
34:45Oh, God.
34:46Oh, no.
34:47No.
34:48Oh, look at it all crinkling up.
34:51Looks like a scrunchie.
34:52If this was a sock, you couldn't do this.
34:54She was only a small woman.
34:55Where's this belt from?
34:59Good grief.
35:01His blood pressure's still quite lower.
35:02Oh, no.
35:03Is there like a three-second rule of intestine?
35:05Who one can you leave them out for?
35:09Right.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:11It's like a magic show.
35:13Isn't it?
35:14It's like something from Britain's Got Talent, though.
35:19They've got it!
35:20Oh, that's gone.
35:21Yes.
35:21Get out of there.
35:22Oh, my God, amazing.
35:23At least there's no buckle on it.
35:25That's true.
35:29Oh, get that sock out of my face.
35:32Well, as we know, Perkins only likes expensive things.
35:34The only three expensive things we had in the house, he ate them.
35:37Our two wallets and that bag of mine.
35:40Very nice bag, yeah.
35:41Very nice bag.
35:42Very nice leather bag.
35:43And then he did something the other day.
35:44One pair of my shoes, he's done.
35:45One very expensive pair of your shoes.
35:47Oh, your passport the other day.
35:48Oh, yeah, my passport.
35:49While we were watching television.
35:50You know, I didn't feel so good the other day.
36:01Yeah.
36:02Well, I've not really been eating anyway.
36:04I just woke up at four o'clock in the morning.
36:06I was really, really hungry.
36:08Mm.
36:08The thing is, as soon as Paige is a bit of rustling or something like that, especially
36:15at four o'clock in the morning, she goes, what are you doing now?
36:17Like, I've been doing stuff before.
36:21I've done nothing all night.
36:23I've been asleep.
36:24What are you doing now?
36:25She says you sleep like you're in a coffin as well, like that.
36:29She calls me the Count, as in like Dracula.
36:32She's like, I sleep like that.
36:35The Count, are you sure you're not mishearing her?
36:37Oh, I see.
36:42On Monday night, Liz Early was speaking to us from the other side again on Channel 4.
36:47If there was an inheritance to go around here from Gran, our relationship would definitely
36:52be a bit different.
36:53Oh, you'd be seeing her every day.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Gran?
36:56Oh, my God.
36:58I missed you.
36:59Yeah.
37:04I once hand-wrote a whirl at the start of playing.
37:07COVID in case I died.
37:11I got it off Google and hand-wrote it and signed it.
37:16Dad, you better not make us work for the inheritance like Liz Early is making these guys work for it.
37:22In the programme, the contestants had been gathered to talk about who'd done what during
37:27an earlier task.
37:29Start off with Matt.
37:32I didn't get to see him outside for too long, but when I did see him outside, I felt like he
37:36was trying to lead.
37:38As always, Matt takes it upon himself to be the leader.
37:42Yesterday afternoon, Catherine and Matt said to me...
37:46We need to cut the dead weight.
37:49Oh!
37:50Throwing Catherine and Matt under the bus, eh?
37:53He said, in the final five, me, him, Catherine, Jesse and Cam.
38:00Brilliant drama.
38:01He was brutal.
38:03Like, honestly, I wish that you'd been there.
38:05Oh, here we are.
38:06Bit of backstabbing going on, yes, she'll.
38:08Bloody hell.
38:09I'm dropping so many bombshells left, right and centre.
38:12This is the perfect opportunity to get rid of him out of the game.
38:16Jesus!
38:17It almost felt like I was dancing with the devil.
38:20Right, so what do they do?
38:21Do they keep this information secret and use it?
38:24Or do they have it out with him?
38:25A bit later, Matt was back in the room and Tia had something to say.
38:30The decision to put Jesse there was one we all kind of came to an agreement with.
38:37OK.
38:38Oh, here we go.
38:39Oh!
38:40Is she going to spill the beans?
38:41And it wasn't because of your work ethic.
38:43That wasn't really what it was.
38:45OK.
38:46Matt's thinking, fuck.
38:48Something it brought up in there.
38:50Oh, look at Mark's face.
38:54And the conversation brought up, mine and Emma's names, as being dead weight.
38:58Oh!
39:00Dead weight?
39:02Oh, is he going to deny it?
39:03The conversation that I had with you and Catherine.
39:07Oh!
39:08Mark's trying to get in early doors now.
39:10He's trying to double down.
39:14We've got a flashback.
39:15Oh, this is what really happened.
39:17So my final five, I'd have yourself, I'd have you, I'd have Cam, Jesse and me.
39:23There was no mention of dead weight there.
39:24I didn't hear dead weight.
39:26You lying bastard.
39:28Oh, a lying bastard!
39:29You silly!
39:30That's worse than dead weight, to be fair, isn't it?
39:33You are a snake and a liar.
39:35Oh!
39:36I feel like I'm watching each senders now.
39:39Yeah.
39:39Are you being serious?
39:41Are you being serious?
39:42Yeah, I fucking am, because she's lied.
39:44I can't remember exactly who said what, whether or not Catherine said that, or whether or not
39:50someone else said it.
39:51Well, you shouldn't have said it was Matt, then should you?
39:55Such an old amnesia.
39:57No point have I said that Hannah or Emma is a dead weight.
40:03Oh, he's fuming Matt.
40:04Look at him.
40:05Matt, you used the one dead weight.
40:07Yeah.
40:07It was like, we need to get rid of the dead weight.
40:09He didn't?
40:10No, he never said that, Matt.
40:12No, he never.
40:12No.
40:12Absolute piece of work.
40:14You are a piece of fucking work.
40:16You are a twisted snake.
40:18Oh.
40:19Twisted snake.
40:20Snake?
40:21Ooh.
40:22I think there might be a new disease at the end of the day.
40:24Yeah, Matt.
40:26I'm with Matt there, because he even had me thinking it was Matt, and it wasn't.
40:31You've changed.
40:31And the words dead weight weren't used in that conversation.
40:35Well, he was all already, oh, he's called him a dead weight.
40:38Get rid of him.
40:38Yeah.
40:38You've done it calm as a bastard.
40:40You were saying calm, and it wasn't calm.
40:42You haven't done anything.
40:43No, so I'm holding my hands up, and I'm saying I was taken in by Mark.
40:49Mark.
40:49Mark.
40:50No, he's Mark, and the other one's Mark.
40:52No, the other one's Matt.
40:53The other one's Matt.
40:54Oh, God, Jesus.
40:55There is no Mark.
40:56There's no Mark involved here today.
41:00In Surrey.
41:01I've got another tattoo.
41:02Are you serious?
41:03Yeah.
41:04Now, what have you got now?
41:05I've got a little cross behind my ear.
41:07Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
41:10OK, so where's the next tattoo going to go?
41:14Maybe my foot, or maybe, like, here.
41:16You should put one on your forehead.
41:17I'm a knucklehead.
41:17On Saturday night, it was news of unrest in the capital that made the ITV headlines.
41:25The news, man, I am avoiding the news where I can do at the moment.
41:29It's too intense.
41:30Like, I like my news, but there's a lot going on that's a bit crazy.
41:34At least 25 people have been arrested and 26 police officers injured
41:38in what's thought to be the largest anti-migration protest in the UK in decades.
41:43It just goes to show how people are worried about it.
41:47And the government have got to sort it, get something sorted.
41:51When will people work out that immigrants aren't the problem?
41:54Up to 150,000 demonstrators took to the streets of the capital.
41:59Good God.
42:00150,000 protesters.
42:02No.
42:03Anti-immigration.
42:04In a march organised by far-right activist Tommy Robinson.
42:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
42:09Of course, Tommy Robinson's involved, isn't it?
42:11Anything anti-migrant, he's right at the front.
42:13Didn't you follow him on Instagram recently?
42:15That were Tony Robinson!
42:18They had promised a day of peaceful protest.
42:21They lied.
42:22Same as he promises of not about colour.
42:24If Tommy Robinson's involved, it ain't going to be peaceful.
42:28A demonstration organisers said would unite the nation just as much
42:32has displayed this country's deepest divisions.
42:36Well, I don't think this has united the nation.
42:38This is just thuggery.
42:39The problem is that this government, and the last, they've failed to bring people together.
42:46I bet it stinks of links there.
42:49Two rival rallies, two sets of flags and slogans.
42:54Country's a powder keg.
42:55Just waiting for a fuse to be lit.
42:57People aren't happy.
42:58I'm here because of England.
43:00I'm not here for any colour, any, you know, religious views.
43:04I'm standing my ground, that's it.
43:06Standing your ground against what, my man?
43:08My brain can't understand that level of tribalism.
43:12I don't think you were brought up like that anyway.
43:14No.
43:15You've never said Britain for the British over dinner to me?
43:18No, never.
43:19I've noticed that.
43:21But this pudding's from Yorkshire, and it should be in Yorkshire.
43:26And this is a Cumberland sausage, so it needs to stay in Cumberland.
43:30Police are now trying to force protesters out of Trafalgar Square.
43:35There have been many missiles thrown by them at us and at the police.
43:39I am genuinely scared of these people.
43:43Me too.
43:43Like, I feel like that they're more likely to be violent towards, like, me as an individual
43:48and a woman, like, as a migrant is.
43:51Many thousands gathered under London skies.
43:54Bloody hell, look at that lot.
43:56Some of them might be just thugs.
43:58Oh, I'm sure they are, a few.
44:00They probably are.
44:01But not 150,000 thugs, no.
44:04These packed streets were the climax of a summer campaign fuelled by public unease over illegal
44:13migration.
44:14Do you know what, though?
44:15This shows a strength of feeling, doesn't it?
44:17But is it really fuelled by public unease, or is it fuelled by activists?
44:22Activists and people like Tommy Robinson and Twitter, et cetera.
44:27Yeah, but the fact that he can get and move that many people is the frightening thing.
44:32Yeah, he's got massive pull.
44:33The people I know who went to it definitely are not far-right fascists.
44:39On a stage close to Downing Street, the far-right activist known as Tommy Robinson.
44:44Oh, here he is.
44:45He's a troublemaker, isn't he?
44:47A man with convictions for fraud and violence rallied his supporters.
44:51I think a lot of people respect his leadership because he's not afraid to say what he thinks.
44:59What a beautiful day, everybody.
45:01Yeah, you're having a good time.
45:02What does Tommy Robinson hope to get from this other than increase his YouTube followers
45:06so he gets paid more money?
45:08Yeah, notoriety.
45:09You've always got to consider what is the end game for the people that organise these
45:13things, and is it your best interest at heart?
45:15There's got to be a change of government in Britain.
45:17And you can't...
45:18We don't have another four years or whatever the next election is.
45:22Oh, my Lord, you're having a laugh.
45:25Why is this man up here?
45:26Why?
45:27What's he got to do with it?
45:29What do you mean?
45:30What's he got to do with it?
45:31He's got everything to do with it.
45:32Oh, dear God.
45:33Imagine if I popped up in the Philippines saying there's got to be a change of government.
45:38What's it got to do with me?
45:39Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag
45:45symbolise?
45:46I love this country and I like...
45:47I want to look at the flag and feel pride for it as well.
45:51But then it's almost like you're being forced to look at it in a different way.
45:55When I was young, that flag said, don't come in this pub.
45:59That flag said, don't come down this road.
46:01Yeah.
46:02That flag says, I don't like you.
46:06I grew up in a time then when that was used for that.
46:08And now it's being used for that again.
46:10But you two had the luxury of not experiencing that.
46:16Be up to date with the estate.
46:18Stream the inheritance before its endgame begins on Sunday night at nine.
46:23And from dispatches to matches, when you want Ever After to start ASAP, E4's got you.
46:29The new series of Mavs UK starts Sunday at nine.
46:32Although apparently, and you didn't hear this from me, the first 10 minutes of episode one
46:36are up on our 4Reality YouTube channel.
46:40Well, until someone notices, isn't I?
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