Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04Nothing.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Oh, but it's over now.
06:08It's over now.
06:10It's over now.
06:13God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:16I know.
06:17Nothing.
06:18Oh.
06:19Yoi yoi yoi.
06:21Steady Eddie.
06:22It's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:23He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy
06:29Creatures he's used to being brutal and now he's been given a sort of piece of Ming China to handle with care
06:44Well, I want Nigel to do that for me
06:46And it's all for now
06:53It's all for now
06:55Golden fennet. Unnecessary. I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown
07:05Ooh, I'm going to pretend he's cushions Nitro's chest
07:15Hey, new get your mucky face off it. I'd be a bit lower down if I was a
07:21Shirley
07:25Nice well, come on man. I'm not the only woman that thinks are you don't know it's not even after watershed
07:32Do you know this?
07:34Parading around like that with half the clothes on you're only jealous. I know
07:42Leads right are you up for the next panel match?
07:45I am up for the next panel. What are you going to play again for real? Yeah, where am I playing?
07:49Oh my gosh
07:51Best friends Danielle and Daniella
07:53I feel like we could make a really good path the paddle. I feel that we could because we're both competitive
07:59We both like to win and we've got power and like just call us Serena and Venus. You know what I mean?
08:06I'm Serena
08:07I'm Serena. No, I'm Serena. No, I'm Serena. I think I'm Serena. No. You're definitely Venus
08:15I'm Serena
08:17On Sunday night Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV
08:25The Vincent
08:27I wouldn't like to verse her
08:29She gives us and she gives us really bad vibes. They're not Vixen
08:35Vixen I'm usually cooking tea
08:37And I can hear it because Steve watches it and I'm cooking tea and I shout the houses goes
08:41How did you know that I go? I just don't know. I know because you're watching the repeat
08:46That is
08:52First quiz show engaged
08:54Is it?
08:56Fucking hell, a lot of firsts today
08:58Oh here they are
09:00The Dark Destroyer
09:02You could be the static your name
09:06The static? Why?
09:08The static caravan
09:10Shag Mario Void
09:12Shag Mario Void
09:13I'm Haggerty, the Vixen, the beast
09:16Shag, shag, shag
09:17And
09:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do we have here?
09:24Oh, we got a mystery
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:27My name
09:29Is Maverick
09:30Listen, Tom Cruise's career's taking a different turn now
09:33British television
09:34You don't think, suppose it's at Schofield, do you think?
09:37Phil Schofield
09:38Phil Schofield
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf
09:43Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No, I don't have to
09:46And I was named after my nan and grandad
09:51Maeve and Rick
09:54I know what it is, it's a cricketer
09:56Oh, you know what I mean?
09:57Flintoff
09:58Yeah, yeah, that's all it is
10:00Flintoff
10:01It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill?
10:04He's got a face like that
10:05I can tell by his eyes
10:06By his eyes, are you mental?
10:07No
10:08No
10:09Do that
10:10Do that
10:11Do that
10:12You're gonna know it's me and say it off
10:13Do that
10:14In the episode, we join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers
10:19Good luck
10:20Oh God, I hope they're easy questions, Simon
10:26Come on, Jane
10:27Come on, chasers
10:28No, Rosa, don't root for the chasers
10:29I'm not watching it if you're gonna root for the chasers
10:31Booksy
10:32Booksy, your clock starts counting down now
10:35What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:37Anne
10:38Oh
10:39Aunt
10:40Correct
10:41I got one right
10:42Well done, Dan, well done
10:43Booksy, pre-nuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh, one for you there
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know
10:53Burnie
10:54Burnie
10:55Burnie
10:56Burnie Winters, yeah?
10:57Burnie Clifton
10:58You're not as quick as me, lad
10:59You're not as quick as me
11:00Burnie
11:01Correct
11:02She's good, isn't she?
11:03She's really good, she's smashing it
11:04The disease is also called Scarlatina
11:06Scarlet fever
11:07Scarlatina, scarlet fever
11:08Yeah
11:09Malaria
11:10German measles
11:11Scarlet fever
11:12It's called Scarlatina, the name's for closing the name
11:15Has she ever seen goodnight, Mr Tom?
11:17Scarlet fever, I was gonna say that
11:19Oh, you didn't
11:20Chasers
11:21Which Black Panther features in the Jungle Book?
11:23Morgie
11:24No, no, no, no, no, no
11:25Bagheera
11:26Bagheera
11:27Madeira
11:28Bagheera
11:29Jenny
11:30Bagheera
11:31Correct
11:32Wow
11:33Come on, this is gonna go down to the wire, this
11:35Chasers
11:36Who created the sock puppet Lamb Chop in the 50s?
11:38Oh
11:39Sherry Dixon
11:41Sherry Dyson
11:42Sherry Nixon
11:43Sherry somebody or other
11:45Sherry Lewis
11:46Sherry Lewis
11:47Maverick
11:48Sherry Lewis
11:49Correct
11:50Oh, good knowledge
11:51Get in, I'm doing it for them
11:53I don't want them to win
11:54What the hell did he say?
11:56Oh gosh
11:57Boxy
11:58What fashion brand makes Boss one underwear?
12:00Hugo Boss
12:01Hugo
12:02More
12:03Oh
12:04Oh my god
12:05Come on, you gotta give it to her
12:06Well, correct
12:07Ah
12:08Oh
12:09Chasers
12:10What other time
12:11Oh
12:12She done it so
12:13She's done
12:14She's done
12:15She's done
12:16She's done
12:17Before we go
12:18The biggest question on everyone's lips is
12:21Who is behind the mask?
12:23Get the mask off
12:24Get it all off
12:25No, just the mask
12:26Gordon Ramsey
12:27Why is everything to you always God Ramsey?
12:31I know
12:32I know it's him
12:33Freddie Flintoff
12:34Freddie Flintoff
12:35Is that who you think it is?
12:36Yeah, I know it is
12:37Oh
12:38Hang on, who is it?
12:40It's Freddie
12:42Oh
12:44Oh
12:45I don't know
12:46It looks familiar
12:47Is it Bear Grylls?
12:48Oh
12:49That's Joe Pasquale
12:50How can you work out that's Joe Pasquale?
12:53Oh
12:54Let me know
12:55No
12:56It is Joe Pasquale
12:57No way
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale
12:59I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff
13:02Bloody Freddie Flintoff
13:03Oh well
13:04You can't get it right every time
13:06Can you?
13:07Joe Pasquale everybody
13:10Well obviously everyone else but us knows who he is
13:13Everyone under 25 saying who?
13:15Who?
13:16I mean, I now have another big question on my lips
13:19Why?
13:20Yeah
13:21In hall
13:30No Jenny, just pour it in a little bit
13:32What?
13:33Oh no, don't go too far Jenny
13:35No I won't
13:36Ooh
13:37Best friends Jenny and Lee
13:39What you on about?
13:40Ooh
13:42Ooh, no you're going too far in
13:45Ooh that's, ooh
13:47That's quite nice that
13:49Ooh
13:50Have you got them all?
13:51Yeah, yeah
13:52Do the other ear then
13:57In Surrey
13:58Oh do you know what?
13:59I'm so happy to be back as much as I love the sunshine and the rum punch and the food
14:07What?
14:08I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad
14:10Sarah, her husband Andre and their daughter Shay
14:14No boys?
14:15Oh plenty
14:16Mum
14:17Mum
14:18You shouldn't
14:19We haven't thought up on that level yet
14:24Mum
14:25Listen, I'm going to phone your grandma
14:27I want to know how come your grandma never told me about boys
14:30Because Nana set me up with them
14:31Oh, didn't she?
14:33Yes
14:35Nana was like go girl
14:37Oh really?
14:38Yes
14:39What happened?
14:40You are never going to see your grandma ever again
14:44On Wednesday night there was only one place to be
14:47As the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One
14:51Come on you traitor
14:53Oh
14:54I'd make a good traitor
14:56Not trollop
14:58No, I'd make a good one of them and all
15:01All exciting news, first time I've watched a traitor's engaged
15:04What, you're engaged?
15:07Previously
15:08Oh
15:09Six faithful have fallen
15:12Six faithfuls you know
15:13That's terrible
15:14I'm a faithful
15:15Faithful, faithful
15:17Oh look at Mark, he gets really upset
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions
15:24And he's an actor
15:25So they think he's all an actor
15:26Is it me or is this getting a lot easier?
15:30Look at them lolling
15:32Absolutely lolling their heads off because they've not been caught
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:44Well I work in HR
15:45So yeah
15:47Gravelled in the treads of my shoes
15:48The leader of the faithfuls
15:51Thank you for trusting me
15:53They don't think Stephen's a traitor
15:55No they don't
15:57He doesn't look like a traitor though, does he?
16:00Who looks like a traitor?
16:02I'll be straight with both of you
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today
16:06Oh
16:08To be honest I've always been cautious around thespians
16:11I mean suspicious of bloody everybody actually
16:13Never mind just the actors
16:14You're suspect number one for me
16:16I'm suspect number one?
16:17Yeah
16:18Suspect number one?
16:19You'll come straight up with it
16:20Oh Christ
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role
16:23Well I tell you what, for me
16:24Oh!
16:26Here comes the real traitor
16:28Speak of the devil
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil hasn't he though?
16:33I'm gonna suspect everyone a day
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it
16:36That's what he keeps saying
16:37And do you know what?
16:39Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere
16:44I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors
16:49You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby
16:52He plays a strategic game
16:53Mmm
16:55But I want to go after Mark first
16:58Joe, go after Mark, not Jonathan
17:00Because I love Jonathan as a traitor
17:04Here we go
17:05Okay
17:06Claudia has arrived
17:08Players, welcome back to the round table
17:11Oh Claudia
17:12She's got extra eyeliner on today
17:14Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray
17:17Is tonight the night?
17:19Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:21A traitor
17:22They've got no fucking chance
17:23They don't even know what day it is
17:24Neverman found a traitor
17:26We want to catch a traitor
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy
17:30Who?
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most
17:33Yeah
17:34Look how disappointed he looks
17:35We can't vote off our faithful leader
17:38Oh, go on Joe
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
17:44I think so too, that's my point
17:45Who are they though?
17:46It's Mark
17:48He's just said it
17:50Mark's nearly got wind like that
17:52Shit
17:53Sorry
17:54Like a meerkat
17:56I know you want to start to
17:57Yeah, but I've got suspicions of you
18:01Alan
18:02You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm
18:08Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey
18:11He's dead good at this
18:13Here's my fear, is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly
18:19Oh, yes
18:20Oh, yes
18:21Oh, that's right, David
18:22That's right
18:23He's got that right
18:24Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes around this table
18:32Oh, yeah
18:33He's reasoning sound, but I think you'll get the wrong conclusion
18:35Bloody hell
18:36And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe
18:41Oh, yeah
18:43Oh, whoa
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat
18:50At least one traitor, or maybe two, will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56And then start popping their head up
18:58And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment
19:02Oh, what?
19:03They're all great theories that they're coming up with
19:05Like, you know, they're really plausible, but they're all fucking wrong
19:08Absolutely fucking wrong
19:10Players, the time for talk is over
19:15Oh, God, I think Mark might be going
19:17Oh, well, that's got a note of it
19:20Steven, we'll start with you
19:21Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well, I've put David
19:26Oh
19:27David
19:28Joe Wilkinson
19:29I've said you, David
19:31Oh, my God
19:34Freaking hell
19:35What's for David?
19:36Jonathan
19:37I've changed my vote
19:38I'm sorry, David
19:39I voted for you
19:41Freaking hell
19:43David's put his head above the parapet
19:45And it's now gonna get shot off
19:46Yeah, he's had his head blown off, eh, bless him
19:49Alan
19:51Mark
19:52Mark
19:54That's a naughty
19:55Joe Marley
19:56I'm sticking with my gut
19:57And I think it's you, Mark
19:59Your gut is wrong
20:01So wrong
20:02You're so far off the mark
20:05He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:08Kat
20:09You have the deciding vote
20:13Who you got?
20:14Who's Kat gone for?
20:15My vote
20:16My vote
20:20Come on
20:21I need to lose
20:22It's for you, David
20:24Ah!
20:25Yay, yay, yay, yay
20:26You're right
20:27Right, so it's a draw
20:28You must fight until one of you is dead
20:30And after another round of voting
20:32It was five votes for Mark
20:34And four votes for David
20:37Celia, you have the final vote
20:41Oh!
20:42If you vote for Mark
20:44He will be banished
20:46If you vote for David
20:48It will be a tie
20:50And their fate
20:52Will be decided
20:54By chance
20:55Oh, shit
20:56Oh, shit
20:57This has never happened on traitors
20:58I've never seen it actually go to chance
21:00So then, Celia
21:03Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:07Come on, Celia
21:08Come on
21:10Julie, oh, Julie
21:11What's she voting?
21:12What's she voting for?
21:15I voted for you, David
21:17Oh!
21:18It's gone to chance!
21:19First time on UK traitors
21:22Oh, my God
21:23Oh, my God
21:25Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate
21:29How does that happen?
21:30Paloma fate
21:32She's come back
21:36What? Where did she go? What happens?
21:38Who chooses?
21:39We want to see the hand of fate
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:46Oh!
21:48Oh, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now
21:50Of course you will
21:51You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time
21:53Who's fate?
21:55Because it's like a really big guy comes in
21:57And just like waterboards them
21:59Are you a traitor?
22:01Tell me the truth
22:03And if your traitors are met, you are
22:05You're a traitor, yeah
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water
22:08And they keep choking you till you, um
22:10Oh, I see
22:11You've been waterboarding, haven't you?
22:12No
22:13Really?
22:14No, yeah
22:15What's motorboating then?
22:16No, motorboating is
22:18Something different
22:19In Wiltshire
22:21I got my head under water
22:22I think I've still got some water
22:23You didn't put your head under water again
22:24I warned you not to
22:25I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't
22:26Did you rinse it properly?
22:27Giles and his wife, Mary
22:28Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath
22:31Because you can't rinse it properly then
22:34Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:38You need a personal attendant with you at all times yelling at you to stop
22:45Matron will look after me in the nursing home
22:47No, you can't afford a nursing home
22:49In the nursing home, Matron will look after me
22:51In the nursing home, Matron will look after me
22:52On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane
23:11Your life could be a soap
23:13Like we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly
23:19It's just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved
23:22Yeah, there's a lot that goes on
23:24Do you know what I mean?
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age, both turning 30 this year
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:37The what?
23:38On Your Bus
23:39On whose bus?
23:40On my bus
23:41On you bus?
23:42Isn't that what it's called?
23:43Omnibus
23:44Omnibus
23:45What the fuck?
23:46On your bus?
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then
23:50What's the matter with her?
23:55She's looking shifty
23:57Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble
24:00So police are after her
24:02No wonder she's shifty
24:03Talk to some witnesses, do I have a statement to count?
24:05Donny, the copper, has been trying to track Clare down for ages
24:10What was he in before?
24:12Brookside
24:13Brookside
24:15Clare's a fight
24:16Oh, he spotted her
24:18Right, Donny, get on your radio
24:19Eyes on, eyes on
24:21I've got it first hand
24:23The granddaddy's not done with you
24:25What, is she gonna get her granddad to knock him out?
24:28Oh, she's threatening, isn't she Claire?
24:30I was gonna say, is that a threat? Yes it is
24:32You've been a very naughty boy
24:34Oh yeah
24:35Oh really?
24:36Oh no, never say that in public
24:37Why's she talking like that for Jen?
24:39She got the voice
24:41And the bad guy
24:42Yeah
24:43And he's got in mind a revenge hit
24:45Oh
24:46Oh has Clare got something on Donny?
24:47She's got something on him
24:48She's gonna blackmail him
24:49You're aiming straight for your other life
24:52Oh
24:53Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:55Oh
24:57Oh
24:58Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Oh
25:01Oh
25:02Look at his face, he's worried
25:04Oh dear
25:05He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well
25:08Yeah
25:09My other life
25:10My other life
25:11All right
25:12It's me
25:14It's all come on top
25:15It's all come on top
25:16On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy, don't he?
25:19Yeah
25:20I need your help
25:21Now
25:22Now?
25:23Who dare
25:24What?
25:25Who needs who?
25:26I hate when I talk cryptically
25:29Who's this?
25:31I hate to tell you and I told you so
25:33It's Sinbad
25:34The window cleaner?
25:35Yeah
25:36Up Brookside
25:37I warned you 20 years ago
25:39Nothing good would ever come of this
25:41Oh
25:42What's he done 20 years ago?
25:43Dirty dog
25:44Always comes out in the wash
25:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:52This is Brookside music, innit?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:55Oh my God
25:59Yeah
26:00Yeah
26:01Oh my God
26:03Da da da da da
26:06Are you sure about this?
26:09I've got to
26:10It's hardly changed
26:12Whoa
26:13We're on the close
26:14It's Brookside
26:15What?
26:16What?
26:17So what are they going to merge them both?
26:19Is it going to become like Brolly Oaks or something?
26:23They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio
26:25There's going to be two women kissing before we know it
26:32So who is he now? Is he Danny of Hollyoaks?
26:35Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:38You've got some explaining to deal
26:40Oh there she is
26:42Sheila
26:43Sheila
26:44Fucking hell
26:45This is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago
26:52Mick Johnson
26:53He's come back from the dead
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:58It was only 30 seconds ago
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson
27:01Other life padders
27:03You are not seeing Gemma
27:05Is this my daughter Sheila?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death
27:11Oh he faked his own death
27:12Also that's what Claire's on the boat
27:14So he's faked his own death in Brookside and then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donny
27:22Thinking that her dad had died in a fire
27:24He's taking the Mick
27:25He's taking the Mick
27:26No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:28Get a bit of peace and quiet from you GBH to the A's
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into
27:35Do you know?
27:36She was in grief therapy
27:38Oh hang on
27:39It's Billy and Barry
27:40Billy and Barry?
27:41Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:43You're looking really well for the dead man
27:45Long story Billy
27:47I'll bet
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him
27:50Billy Corkill
27:51Yeah
27:52Well Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter
27:55That's the daughter
27:56Oh shit
27:57Here she is
28:01Oh
28:02Oh god Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:06Oh well thank god somebody's actually looking surprised
28:10I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:12Oh no no
28:13No no
28:14Well yes because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead
28:18And then I could come back after 20 years like him
28:22Yeah but so many things would go wrong Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin wise
28:26I know
28:29In Glasgow
28:30Happy birthday to you
28:34Happy birthday to you
28:36Oh wow thank you so much
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum
28:40I know I know it was
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago
28:44Yeah yeah yeah
28:45Shop ran out
28:47Shop ran out
28:48Thanks very much
28:49It's all good
28:50Oh god
28:51Go on
28:52Yeah your lungs got the capacity
28:54They do thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh that's amazing thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:59I feel like it's my forward birthday cake
29:00Is it?
29:01Yeah
29:02Great then well we'll take this away
29:03Shall we?
29:05On Thursday the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:10If you don't know your numbers you can't go to the dragons then
29:13That sounds a bit like me when I ask you for money to be honest
29:16Nah
29:17Dad's like I want a return on my investment
29:19Why do you need so much?
29:22Nah I don't think it's as bad as that
29:24Dad can have 20 quid? Dad wants a whole business plan
29:27No it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:30It's not that bad
29:36You see I'm not scared of the dragons they don't scare me I'm not scared of them
29:39You're not scared of anything are you really?
29:41No
29:42I love Deborah Meaden to be fair
29:43Yeah I like Deborah
29:44I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with you know get her sloshed
29:48I don't think she drinks does she?
29:49She would if she was fucking with me
29:53I'm Andrew I'm 39 years old
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a t-shirt that was shiny but it's his body
30:03Yo yo yo dragons I want you all to make some noise
30:07Oh no
30:09No don't make noise
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off straight off
30:14Oh look they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18Fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like Darice
30:22Can we call you a man for sure?
30:24I'm in take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling and I am the champion
30:29Of who? North Wrestling? What's that even?
30:31I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Just you know I wouldn't want him to hurt me but just to see what it was like
30:41Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December but I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:46And I am here to offer
30:48Offer
30:50What's going on something going on you?
30:52Yeah
30:54Who the hell is this now?
30:56Oh my god
30:58Not another wrestler
31:00No
31:02Are they about to wrestle? Oh my god please wrestle
31:04I'm all in
31:06I'm Rory Coyle
31:08And I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling
31:10That North Wrestling Championship
31:12This is a pitch this is
31:14What do you think he's trying to pitch here Simon I've got no idea
31:17I don't mind I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:20So what do you say
31:22On Dragons Dan
31:24Let's go
31:25Powerbombing
31:26Yeah come on
31:27Make it look real though
31:28Do you know what I mean?
31:29Oh my god
31:30Ah
31:31Oh
31:32Oh
31:37Oh
31:38Oh
31:39What the selling medical insurance
31:41Freaking hell
31:42Did you do that on purpose or was it an accident?
31:44I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling
31:46How we're gonna drill down into the numbers after that?
31:48Yes I do not though
31:50Yeah
31:51I'm Andrew
31:52I'm the owner of North Wrestling
31:53I thought of doing this you know starting a wrestling business
31:56I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment
31:59That's not a lot
32:00For 25% of my business
32:0160 grand for 25% that's not bad is it?
32:04How much is that?
32:05The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show
32:09I mean some people must like it
32:11You know what it was very very popular
32:13When it was Saturday and wrestling was on
32:15Our next door neighbour Mrs Higginbottom
32:18God rest her soul because it was years ago
32:21All you could hear was her screaming and shouting
32:24Old ladies love it
32:26I might be wrong but I think I might be the only dragon
32:29Who's actually ever put on wrestling matches
32:31Oh
32:32Interesting fact about Deborah
32:35She was a wrestler wasn't she?
32:37Was she?
32:38Mad Lady Meaden I think her name was
32:41So in my holiday parks
32:43Pick that up
32:44We used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:47For many many years
32:49What happened?
32:50And?
32:51But they slowly dwindled
32:52Oh
32:53Right
32:54Brace yourself for these words
32:55This is old fashioned
32:56Yeah
32:57See that's what I think
32:58Yeah but it's not now
32:59It's coming back like
33:00It's not
33:01It is
33:02It's massive
33:03Listen to Deborah
33:04What does she know?
33:05She's a multimillionaire-ess
33:07It's a business of passion and love and community
33:12But it's not an investment for me
33:15Oh this is
33:16I've never been so disappointed at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den
33:20He would be better off
33:22Swapping the wrestlers out
33:24For strippers
33:25Male strippers
33:27Sell those tickets
33:29Isn't it?
33:31Do you know any wrestling modes?
33:32No
33:33No
33:34I don't
33:35You've got
33:36Oh
33:37One
33:38Two
33:39Three
33:40Four
33:41Oh
33:45Oh
33:47Oh
33:48Are you in?
33:49In Leeds
34:02Look at my autumn basket and my autumn wreath which I made
34:09Really I thought it looked not B&M Baggins
34:12Sisters Ellie and Izzy
34:14Are you not impressed?
34:16I can't believe you said it looks like it's from B&M Baggins
34:19Because our Louise came round on Saturday and I was saying to her
34:22Oh what do you think of my wreath?
34:24She went oh I absolutely love it
34:25It looks like that you've paid at least £15 for that and I thought
34:29Fifteen quid?
34:30Cost you more than that material?
34:32Yeah
34:37In Derby
34:38He's really purring he's really purring
34:40He doesn't bite me as much as he used to dad
34:42He doesn't actually
34:43No he's not a biter anymore I think he's gotten used to
34:45He's always been the swiper it's Tashi who's the biter
34:48The Siddiquis
34:49The best thing is when you do that underneath the chin
34:52I don't do that
34:53Dad wants you to get bit you said that on purpose
34:55Look at him
34:57Do it in a way that you mean it not
34:59Yeah
35:00Do it in a way that you're going to get bit
35:01Yeah
35:02Look he's chomping at the bit
35:04No seriously
35:05Because sometimes I do it if I
35:07Oh son of a bitch
35:08Did he get you?
35:09Yeah
35:10He got me there
35:11He drew blood
35:12And he's leaving
35:14On Friday a prince falling on his sword made the headlines on the BBC
35:23I saw that old man groaning
35:25You're doing it
35:26What?
35:27Do you think it'll?
35:28Do you want to do it?
35:29Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:31After years of scrutiny and further revelations in recent months
35:35Oh ayo
35:36Oh there he is
35:37What's he done now?
35:38Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles
35:41And will no longer be called Duke of York
35:43That's it Andrew
35:44Just give them all up before they take them off ya
35:46Make yourself look a bit better
35:48Is that it?
35:49You can't call me Duke anymore
35:51It's just Andrew now
35:53That Virginia Duke phrase book's coming out in a couple of days
35:56So it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published
36:00It's almost like there's an iceberg
36:04No, it'll just be coincidence Paris
36:06Do you reckon?
36:07Yeah
36:08The king's younger brother said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him
36:12Were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family
36:17He is a distraction
36:18So he's still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up
36:23And his membership of the garter that he's given up
36:26I don't even know what the fucking garter is
36:28Well he ain't member of it anymore
36:30Prince Andrew, who retains the title prince, stopped being a working royal more than five years ago
36:36He'll still be Prince Andrew because his mother was queen
36:39I can't take Prince away because he was born a prince
36:42I've got to change the law to do that
36:44Yeah
36:45The royal family member formerly known as Prince
36:48That'll come
36:50Despite his status as a non-working royal, at times he took a prominent position
36:56Fuck off
36:58Look Charles is like, listen brother, go over there
37:01Go over there Ruby, don't talk to me
37:03Yeah
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales
37:06Did the king just say to him then, I think that's your car
37:08You're in the wrong place, you need to be a bit further up there
37:11As far as you can get
37:13Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable in the presence of his uncle
37:18You don't want that guy near you
37:19William's looking everywhere but at his uncle
37:21Yeah, he's kept a bit of distance there, hasn't he?
37:24In a statement from the prince he said
37:26In discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family
37:30God, you know, you just dread a family meeting in this family
37:32You know, if somebody called a family meeting you'd be like
37:34Oh, what now?
37:36Jesus
37:37I have decided
37:38He's decided nothing
37:40As I always have
37:41To put my duty to my family and country first
37:44Oh, how noble
37:46To put my duty to my family and country first?
37:49If that was the case, it would have severed all ties with Epstein
37:53As I have said previously, I vigorously deny the accusations against me
37:58It's not looking good though, is it pal?
38:00Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York
38:03Oh
38:04I remember this day
38:06It was given to him on his wedding day by his mother Queen Elizabeth II
38:10I think he was her favourite son
38:13Well, it doesn't matter whether he was or not
38:15The point is, he was a chump
38:18Technically, he has not been stripped of the dukedom
38:21It's become inactive
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off
38:25He ain't the Duke anymore
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York
38:30She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson
38:33Oh, I bet she's fuming Fergie
38:35Oh
38:36She's lost everything I know for a win
38:37Well, she's just bad
38:38Also lying dormant will be his membership of the Order of the Garter
38:42Oh, I bet he likes a garter, Andy, doesn't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry
38:47Chivalry?
38:48That's a fucking laugh
38:50Chivalry
38:51Losing the titles and honours now
38:53I get uncomfortable when he's on screen, you know
38:57I don't want to see his face ever again
39:00Is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations
39:03Around the Prince's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
39:07You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas
39:10You do
39:11This will live with him for the rest of his life now, innit?
39:14And rightly so
39:15His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019
39:17This was a disaster
39:19Beyond a disaster
39:20As he was questioned about his relationship with Virginia Dufresne
39:24They say pictures don't lie
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words
39:28This young girl's dead now, innit she?
39:29Yeah
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him
39:33He will have been under intense pressure from the King
39:35And the wider royal family
39:37He won't be going to Sundringham for his Christmas dinner
39:39Oh no, he won't be having Christmas, we're fucking pewing
39:42You watch
39:43Oh my God, I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year
39:48Oh no, so embarrassing
39:51With Fergie
39:53And strictly the year after
39:55Oh
40:00In Manchester
40:01Looked on me and Virabel
40:03And Virabel?
40:04Yeah
40:05It won't happen in here because there's no spirits in here
40:07But when you get on a ghost hunt
40:09And a ghost goes near it
40:11It pings
40:13The Malones
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention
40:16Yeah, you can say if there's any spirits around
40:19Can you ring the bell please?
40:23What are you putting that in here for?
40:25To show you
40:26Yeah, no
40:27What if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:29There isn't any ghosts in here
40:30Well they've not rang yet, have they?
40:31But there might be one coming through
40:33Turn it off, get it out
40:34Oh
40:35You don't bring gold
40:36Oh
40:37Fuck it out
40:38Fuck it out
40:39Oh my God
40:40Get out
40:41Get out
40:42On Thursday night
40:43Famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery Plus
40:47You ready to have the wheelies put up, you Pedro?
40:49Am I?
40:50I like watching this wheel because I know you're by yourself tonight
40:53I know
40:54Oh don't be wrong
40:59Susan Shaw from here you see
41:01Celebrities are no different from the rest of us, are they?
41:03Do you know what I mean?
41:04They get haunted too
41:05What I would do to be part of their team genuinely
41:08Just be like, oh my God, I feel a presence
41:10You know, you'd do the most
41:11You'd actually do the most
41:12Yeah, you'd do all that
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot
41:16The team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse
41:21You can see the hearsay money's been spent well
41:24For ten months it's been the home of singer and actor Suzanne Shaw
41:28Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already
41:30Yeah
41:31She looks terrified, Blassa
41:33I know
41:34I've always been really spiritual as a little girl
41:37I would see people sat at the end of my bed
41:39Oh, I've had that, haven't I? I haven't seen them
41:41Oh, here we go
41:42I felt them
41:43Oh, we know
41:44I would feel people's presence beside me
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder
41:49Ooh
41:50I do and then it turns out it's like a cult
41:53Or George
41:54Yeah
41:55Or George
41:56Wherever I go, whatever house I've lived in
41:59I feel something
42:00Ah, so she is haunted
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment
42:04Because Suzanne's emotions are constantly being affected
42:08We're concerned she could have an attachment
42:11What did I say? What did I say?
42:13I said straight away
42:15She has an attachment
42:17So something might be occupying her
42:19This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian to try and tap into your subconscious
42:24All right, here we go
42:25Barry guy's my favourite, you know
42:27Just because he's got all the tech, he's got all the gear
42:29And a little bit of an idea
42:30And a little bit of an idea
42:31These are some goggles
42:33No way
42:34Do you think he made it himself?
42:36They look homemade, look at them
42:38They emit a red light
42:40That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind
42:43Right
42:44You know what it's going to put me into?
42:46Fits of giggles
42:47In front of you is a doorway
42:52Look at this
42:57So what he's doing now is he's taking her back to when she was younger
43:02To see if he can find when the attachment started
43:05Tell me what you see
43:07Tell me what you see
43:08Fuck all
43:09You've got these goggles on me
43:11I'm in my bedroom
43:13From childhood
43:15How old are you?
43:17Four
43:18Oh, she's four
43:19The bogeyman's there
43:21The bogeyman?
43:22The bogeyman?
43:23Yeah
43:24That's what she said, Simon
43:25What does he want with you?
43:27Doesn't want anyone else to have me
43:30Oh
43:31I belong to him
43:33He wants my soul
43:39Darkness descends
43:41And Suzanne leaves us for the night
43:45Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:48Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49It's irritating, isn't it? He's going to go over there?
43:51Yeah
43:52I want to talk to
43:54Whoever makes this place feel so heavy
43:57Oh
43:58He said fuck off to her
44:00Right
44:02That's a feisty ghost man
44:04Are you telling me to fuck off?
44:06Well, I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well
44:10Do you know the other week on my spirit box called me a slut?
44:14Fuckin' hell
44:15Honestly
44:16We're back on the landing
44:18And this time we're using necrophonic
44:20Necrophonic spirit
44:21Hilarious
44:22I want to know who told me to piss off
44:25And fuck
44:26That's a devil
44:27Huh?
44:28Are you sure about it?
44:29No, Barry
44:30Don't laugh at Barry
44:32Did it?
44:33That actually just said devil
44:35They've pissed the devil off now
44:37Did you come with Suzanne or are you from the land?
44:44What do you say?
44:45What war it?
44:46Leave
44:47You're gonna leave
44:48Fuck off
44:49Fuck off
44:50Is that fuck off?
44:51To you
44:52To you
44:53Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:55I think they are, you know
44:56Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:58Yeah
45:01Ah, this is the problem
45:02We left Alexa in evil mode, didn't we?
45:04Let's clicker back into nice mode
45:06Ha ha ha
45:09Suzanne returns
45:12And through exorcism prayer
45:13Oh
45:14I'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:16You're gonna do an exorcism
45:17Yeah
45:18Of Suzanne from hearsay
45:19Hello be thy name
45:21Thy kingdom come
45:23Thy will be done
45:24In earth as it is in heaven
45:26What's she doing?
45:27What?
45:28What's she going like that for?
45:29We ask of you dear God
45:30To come down
45:31It's starting to bud you know
45:32It's starting to go
45:33To give us love
45:35Holy shit
45:37That's a brick man
45:38What the fuck?
45:40In the name of the Father and the Son
45:42And the Holy Spirit
45:43She's crying
45:44I tell you what
45:45She's earning her money, isn't she?
45:46In the name of Jesus Christ
45:48Our Lord
45:52Oh my gosh
45:53Ooh
45:54Is he out?
45:55Brilliant, brilliant
45:56Actually that was the beginning of one of their songs, wasn't it?
45:58Probably
45:59I've often said that you need an exorcism
46:01But I would go to somebody I think more
46:03I wonder if you can have a Harley Street exorcism rather than those people
46:08I would prefer to go private, Natty
46:11National Health might botch it
46:14Two titans of Channel 4 drama collide in Cheshire
46:20Brookside meets Hollyoaks at 30
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