Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 12
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00:00You dick!
00:01Hey!
00:02Mwah!
00:03You frightened!
00:04Well aye!
00:05You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:07Huh?
00:08Fifty years!
00:09I was going to say you've covered the bloody dog!
00:15Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:19You want some of this?
00:21Oh, that is!
00:22Look out!
00:23Oh, no!
00:24See?
00:25Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:27The gravy.
00:28Oh!
00:30Yeah!
00:31Do you like this music?
00:32No, not particularly.
00:33So suck on that!
00:35Oh, wow!
00:36He's been a bad boy!
00:38Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:40Not a chance, do you?
00:41Oh!
00:42Yes, look at that!
00:43He's had an absolute feast!
00:45Whoa!
00:47For a banana!
00:49This is insane!
00:51Well, thank God that's over, I've got a headache run.
00:53It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
00:56That's very modern, isn't it?
00:59Now, if you know, I saw that coming.
01:00No!
01:01In the week Scotland made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998,
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11It was Bush Tucker business as usual on ITB.
01:14Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping travelling round the world.
01:25Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:26Eh?
01:27Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:29Oh, gosh.
01:30To be Shirley.
01:31Lovely.
01:32Well?
01:33The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:40It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:43I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:48Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:49I think they were budgery gars.
01:51Aren't they just called budgies?
01:52No, they're called budgery gars.
01:54In what world?
01:55That's the long name for them.
01:56That's the real name.
01:57Budgie's just a shorter version.
01:59No one's called them a budgery gars since 1962.
02:02That's when I was born.
02:03I know.
02:05And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:09I don't know where my son is.
02:15You like the word fault.
02:16I like the word fault.
02:17Don't you, babe?
02:18Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight
02:22onto that, wouldn't you?
02:23Yes.
02:24Because you like to blame, apportion blame within this family.
02:28Mm.
02:31Remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:34Saying, yes, I'm sorry.
02:35Yes, it's my fault.
02:36Ha, ha, ha.
02:45Stop laughing at me.
02:52Will you stop it?
02:53I can't help it.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
02:57Oh, God.
02:58My ribs hurt.
02:59My ribs hurt.
03:00Well, stop taking the piss out of me, then.
03:03I can't stop.
03:06Oh, I'm worn out.
03:07I'm worn out.
03:08I'm worn out.
03:09Oh, God.
03:10Oh.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh, thanks.
03:15Oh, God, Lee.
03:16I can't say it out anything anymore.
03:17Shut up.
03:18Hit me.
03:19On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:29I'm meandering.
03:30You're a what?
03:31I'm meandering.
03:32Oh.
03:33I'm meandering.
03:34I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:35Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:36Like nine eighths of your life.
03:37Nine eighths?
03:38Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:39It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:40That doesn't sound right either.
03:41It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:42It's a lot.
03:43It's a lot.
03:44It's a lot.
03:45I'm meandering.
03:46I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:48Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:49Like nine eighths of your life.
03:50Nine eighths?
03:51Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:52It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:53That doesn't sound right either.
03:54It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:55It's a lot.
03:56The time for talking is over.
03:57It's back.
03:58Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
03:59It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:01Oh, here you go.
04:02Are you ready?
04:03They're going to say it.
04:04が πέι АлА sare!
04:05world singing
04:06They're a majority singing
04:07In登場.
04:08It's yourだけ on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
04:09It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:11Oh, here you go.
04:12Are you ready?
04:13They're going to say it.
04:15K Una Adrienne!
04:17Wow.
04:19Ruby Whats, Obe.
04:21Obe.
04:24Jack Osborne flipping heck.
04:25We like Jack marriage.
04:26Remember there's a series called the Osbornes?
04:29Yes, funnily enough it's on at the moment.
04:32moment in the telly upstairs you switch it on the Osborne's just come on on
04:37repeat I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa and grab something
04:43mysterious what is it what is it summer off a bush took a frigging trial in the
04:51episode we saw our favorite Geordie duo rock up
04:57nice in the defender as well all on the deck will have packed for I'm a
05:03celebrity's bowling shirts and jackets and it wasn't long before things kicked
05:08off Rangers oh this is spooky I tell you what they're straight out of traps aren't
05:16like bring it all in so each of you has a box inside the box is a getaway car key
05:22fob and green and green and shit are you oh all you have to do is put your hand
05:30in the box release the nuts retrieve the key fob actually now I think I could do
05:35this now I've had a tattoo as a piece of piss that's not someone is you what but
05:40it's not that's so easy however well you'll also have your head inside a box
05:46oh not my face not the face she is terrified what did they expect it's not
05:56certainly come dancing is that no it's not just gonna be your head in that box
06:00there could be other things in there too right because why would have me had an
06:07empty box that's pretty easy isn't it oh oh my god please tell us what it is
06:18first please tell us what it is first angry gingers and angry is panicked
06:22panicked anxious jinx oh no I couldn't do it I couldn't do it I couldn't do it no no no no I'd die oh three two one go
06:37there we go and clockwise and clockwise one down for Jack already that knows that's got the tickers Jack's got it on there yeah excellent finger work Jack Osborne oh I heard a wing
06:49not drop which way does it go oh no righty-tighty-lefty Lucy people used to call
06:55me wing notes go because of me fucking ears and I didn't know for it he is why
06:59didn't call me window and it's like that you look like a window yeah
07:04what's happening here the lids again oh what are they doing oh oh the yellow one
07:12I don't know why oh that would finish me off oh oh my god
07:17another big python and each of your boxes I know if I had me over one of them boxes
07:24you won't be able to sell our eyes it pads roll the air it'd be blue oh he's
07:29done it gingers done it Mary angry gingers good with his fingers in snakes on the
07:35bloody first one are you all right it's Ruby wax died I cannot get one of these
07:41off
07:44well we can't even see if she doors in and she's is Ruby still away is she all right
07:50though seriously look at the glasses are not saying yeah oh you know what Ruby just
07:55have a nap in there love Ruby's like give her a duvet some horlicks what was that
08:01thing that you get where you fall asleep necrophilic no it's not necrophilic
08:07now that's that now now close to me
08:10necrophilia
08:13in Surrey I like this stuff on you by the way beautiful yeah yeah I think I look
08:24sophisticated Sarah the husband Andre and their daughter Shay it's very nice though
08:30suits you color looks nice on you you know coming into winter dad I'm not
08:35babysitting why only reason you're doing that because you want something and it's
08:39probably to babysit try to sweet you up in it that didn't work did it this week
08:46high drama continued in the Dales on ITV it's riddled with Emmerdale casting lead city
08:52center running wick running wick do we have to watch Emmerdale yeah we do really you know it's
08:57real intensely I'm telling you now what Emmerdale yeah
09:00this love triangle has got me absolutely great
09:10how are you feeling not great dressing gown someone's stay the night dirty bugger
09:19still worrying about Kev yeah so Robert and Aaron are back together right okay Robert dumped Kev
09:27Robert got married to Kev in prison yeah but he thinks he's dying Kevin's told him he's only got so
09:33much time left oh but he hadn't I mean once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together
09:39anymore he'll he'll move on he has to yeah I believe that honestly will he move on oh he's a
09:44nasty piece of work you won't want to cross him oh Kev might want to hang around see if he can get
09:50Robert back you reckon he thinks of his persistent maybe do you think he's all right I'm gonna go
09:59with no on that one Kev looks stressed yeah money that's Dr Liam so he knows the truth about Kev's
10:09medical condition how are things very bad Robert ended it yesterday oh god is he just feeling sorry
10:19for himself yeah you're not dying he's dying of a broken heart oh please I need to get him back
10:26I can't die alone oh for heaven's sakes that's a little bit dramatic he's being beyond maybe here is
10:35Kev yeah yeah but he's not dying so why did he keep saying I don't want to die alone yeah you're
10:43not actually dying no I've just said that Liam I wonder if I could invent a medical condition to get
10:50Nat to pop the question I need a ringitis yeah do you remember oh yeah oh yeah I forgot I want dying
10:58oh yeah do you know what bloody hell forgot about that believe in his own lies did you want a drink
11:07the next day there was a big turnout as a karaoke themed housewarming in the village
11:12oh look who's in did you see that bob like I'm here yeah baby now it's gonna pop off here we go come on
11:26the rooms went quiet he's the mood hoover it is rubbish if you're at a party and your ex turns up
11:35isn't it but let's face it not surprising in a small village that they would all be there I love
11:40an awkward little situation like this oh oh look what's that oh god what's he doing
11:50if you're not the one then what does my soul feel glad what the fuck are you wrong oh shit if you're not the one then what does my hand fit yours
12:03oh wow he's singing kev Daniel Beringfield this is auntie jane and uncle kevin's song that they put on when they get pissed and cry
12:13no wonder he's packed him in if there were any chance of rob and kev getting back together kev's just absolutely fucked it now
12:30oh god this is so awkward for everyone in the world right now oh i can't bear it
12:43come on jane
12:45why is no one grabbing him and going
12:56what they should do is turn the mains off natty the mains switch pretend there's been a power cut
13:02because power cuts are happening everywhere
13:04please just tell me about robert this doesn't make any sense
13:09oh well that went well didn't yeah that that it went like a lead balloon that yeah
13:16that was really awful television wasn't it i don't think we're gonna see anything as emotionally draining
13:24as that this year jane that was special wasn't it
13:28breaks your heart
13:32in blackpool
13:41i've got the glass over it
13:43oh god right i've got an envelope
13:45it's a big bugger this so it's actually got banged
13:50pete and his little sister sophie
13:52right you lift the glass i'll get the envelope underneath i think he whoa fuck me
13:57right shut up
13:58right slightly lift the glass slightly go on slide her under gently does it gently does it
14:08have to lift it more we'll slide it under then i'm trying go on watch its legs watch its legs
14:17on saturday night punters were pointing out pictures for prizes on bbc one
14:26slaps as the uh as the young ones say nowadays right in the face wicked
14:36hello and welcome to a brand new series of picture slab
14:43every quiz show has to have a nice cheesy entrance isn't it oh yeah we love a cheesy entrance so it's
14:48literally like catchphrase just say what you see
14:52yeah yeah simple like green tracksuit
14:58grandma's curtains
15:02let's have a look at tonight's categories oh let's do it
15:05theatre woodworking holes holes what kind of pictures are we going to see for that one
15:14molly you're left with the cattery no one else wanted holes
15:18holes i won't be good at this assholes plug holes
15:21manholes let's have a look at your picture board
15:28right god how do you even connect holes or anything
15:31who is this character who the bloody hell's that yeah folks
15:36macavity correct who macavity
15:41phil macavity oh macavity from uh cats the musical what coat is this oh trench
15:50bloody hell no me fashion me trench coat trench a trench i've dug a few trenches
15:55we have a trench coat correct we're talking about holes not coats trenches a hole in the floor
16:03what film is this i've got it i've got it i've got it it's um is it black beauty no no it's not
16:08black beauty that's not all is it but black black hole black beauty it could be sleep hollow
16:14i'm not getting any of these sleepy hollow correct oh that's clever i was going to say only fools and
16:19horses what tv series is this oh another foot in the grave grave being the hole
16:26kingdom appearances bodger badger one foot in the grave number one please number one what brand is
16:33this well woman well guard well woman correct well woman she's like dug a well okay that's clever
16:41mary would you have got that well that's disgusting why holes it's in the category holes
16:47well woman well it's to do with bottoms women's front bottoms is it yes how do you know it's well
16:55because well woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that i didn't know that yeah
17:03in the cops walls look what i've found darling you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one
17:09of those for perkins andrew and his husband alfie i mean it does look like it's from the 1920s but as
17:16we haven't got any firewood i think that this is just going to be needed in here because it's
17:20freezing dark sweetheart the heating's on full i know but it's so cold it's so god i need i need
17:25this it doesn't so you laughed about it from mom having it for perkins and giving it from perkins to
17:30stay warm but for you it's totally fine i mean it's so i'm going to take a picture and send it to my
17:36mother i'm sure she'll be chaffed it's getting some use i am i'm taking a picture of it and i'm
17:40sending it to my mother it's the first thing that i don't look you do actually like the heater this
17:45week the world's most menacing children's games were back on netflix steve squid games on have you
17:52had your blood pressure tablets today oh yeah you've had them well when i watch this i take two
17:57what would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million a decent haircut coming from you boy
18:03i'm growing this out what that tea cozy right go on oh my god that was really good
18:22oh this looks sick oh my god oh dwindling numbers now i've noticed looks like there's slides slides
18:32and ladders oh slides and ladders welcome to your fifth game i'm getting anxious already are you
18:39no teams of two will take turns as they attempt to make it to the final square and pass the game
18:46right that sounds all right don't it quite easy that slides take you down the board
18:52oh oh that's so fun oh result in your elimination oh that is brutal i'd be trying to stop myself in
19:01the middle of the middle of the slide climbing back up oh come on boy oh don't be doing that
19:08they've been practicing that haven't they as the game got going it wasn't long until the yellow team
19:14landed on a twist card oh there we go see what they gotta do send a team to the next unused slide
19:23oh wow oh they must take a slide each oh no so one of them gets eliminated oh no they haven't even
19:34started this is where you want to be adding in it say oh yeah i'm not even in it yeah and we're going
19:40with the red team oh my god one of the red teams going home he was so confident they're not gonna pick
19:46them see this is why you can't even trust your own people i just want to take right if you don't care
19:51yeah take right i was gonna take left anyway all right are they gonna have to just guess which slide
19:55is which now yeah i think so oh wow i'd go right i'd go left because i'm left-handed yeah sorry guys
20:02i'm sorry don't say sorry ladies slide it's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom there might be
20:08all right steven oh here we go which one
20:15where do they fall and he was never seen again
20:34oh are they all disappointed they all went oh i once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids
20:40down one of them tunnel slides oh gosh after a few more rolls of the dice the remaining red player
20:46steven found himself on a twist card send a team to any ladder or any unused slide
20:54oh bye bye payback is coming quick that's him too he's gonna send them to win it he's gonna send the two
21:02girl girl yeah an unused slide anything he's gonna pick us bro yeah he's gonna pick you
21:12look look he's rubbing his hands payback time i'm gonna take yellow down to 22. one of them's gone good
21:20oh they are giving him daggers but they knew that was coming didn't they yeah totally yeah
21:31that's fair enough they took your teammate out yeah that's a good choice i love how they're going yeah
21:37yeah pick yellow yeah get the yellows out well yeah you're gonna watch your own back okay yeah that's
21:43very justified justified i hope one of them disappears oh he's so nasty this is where you could
21:52have made a good deed and help somebody in the end but you decided to be petty yeah you could have
21:56made sure yeah it's not love is getting video at least the boys took it better like she is
22:01very salty about it you started this we didn't start it okay you picked me i picked you it's not
22:07a big deal it's fine i'm hearing too much of this and not enough sliding yeah oh is she coming back is
22:18she coming back never seen someone come down a slide with so much anxiety in my life
22:25where's she gonna land oh what do you reckon oh the cat look no
22:34where is she
22:37oh no oh no
22:40eye for an eye and apparently in real life there's spikes at the bottom yeah yeah yeah yeah it's quite
22:46cruel she didn't come back
22:51steven is so far i'm telling you she didn't come back there's too many americans on that
22:57where have all the sensible people gone i know what that says it the world yeah when it comes down to it
23:04all the sensible people will be gone and it'll be all the americans left all there yeah being silly yeah yeah
23:11in leeds
23:20guess what what i've been for my bowie doing this morning and i haven't told mom or not that that's
23:26what we're doing sisters ellie and easy and i said mom i've got an appointment for a facial at 10 30
23:34can you look after ezra well i were gonna go swimming you're gonna have to cancel your facial
23:40and i says i can't cancel it i've already paid for it lie lie number one no lie number two line number
23:47one is the fact that it's a facial line number two is the fact you've already paid for it i'm ringing
23:52man now i'm guessing i'm telling her i'm gonna tell her because i know she would not have babysat ezra
23:59if it was for you to go get botox she wouldn't have done on thursday night famous faces were running
24:06around with backpacks again on bbc one i remember that i think you and we were together once and you
24:12we you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving and they gave you all these directions
24:17and then you said to me right did you get that i said no i thought you were listening
24:25why do we not have that competitive streak why we're not asked about winning stuff because you've
24:30always been shit at everything so and you're a lazy bitch marking the halfway point for the race
24:39valley de angeles honduras isn't honduras insanely dangerous insanely dangerous i wouldn't be going
24:46absolutely not what prawns in the supermarkets from honduras molly and tyler are planning to cross
24:53into honduras at the el amatio border via the transport hub of san miguel okay that looks like
24:59a trek though san miguel mam likes san miguel oh she does san miguel is that the same san miguel ito it's so
25:10close today do we know for definite that san miguel ito is san miguel i don't oh well then brilliant
25:20i would have thought it's the same place it's something you want to double check though isn't it
25:26is this san miguel this bus san miguel the trick is check once you're on the bus yeah halfway there
25:32oh another bus oh another bus it's not going oh no no another bus we're on the wrong bloody bus
25:41that's called moving quick we're on the wrong bus buses are just a nightmare abroad though yeah
25:46mate you just potluck i know you get on and trust some man to get you to where you need to be yeah
25:51come on to the border oh well this is the san miguel bus that's all right then oh well that was fairly
25:58easy crisis averted we could do this first place what oh you're still on and jackie overconfident if
26:09you ask me he's just enjoying his holidays
26:15why's it stopped what's up now one dollar one dollar oh my god no what it's dylan and jackie
26:28hahaha what are you doing here oh my god we're all on the same bus again looks like they're going
26:34on a fucking outing together a court strip the valley of angels here we go valley de angeles so
26:42this is it this is where they have to get to isn't it so now they've got to get running because
26:45everybody's there at the same time and on foot follow the road take the first right past the bill
26:52continue into the town and locate the bandstand in the main square this is now all about who can
26:57follow instructions that depends on that yeah go go and stand your checkpoint hotel like a sauna
27:04is 200 meters south come on they want to find the hotel now hotel like us on see oh gracias
27:11are they there that's not the right place is it this is a restaurant i thought it was a hotel we were looking for
27:24uh is this hotel casona no no no oh no no no it's the wrong one oh they wanted to sign them for an evening meal them two oh jesus
27:46oh they're going opposite directions though they're all going opposite directions there's chaos yes we've made it
28:00oh are they there is this the right hotel
28:06haha yeah we're here hi are they fast are they fast are they fast let's go congratulations you have
28:15successfully reached your third checkpoint please sign in over leave i love you i love you too okay
28:21oh turn the page then give it a go oh they're first yes well done i've got no idea how they've got
28:34their first no i don't i'm pleased for molly and tyler because they were lovely it slightly irritates me
28:39that they're full of energy after racing around and make it look effortless i get to my nerves and
28:46it these young people they're young fit fit in love don't be grumpy old man i'm very happy for them
28:59in north london i actually need some advice because i don't know how to like tell someone bad news
29:05like especially when it comes to people's hygiene because that's been bothering me lately sisters amira
29:10and amani maybe drop hints here and there like what would you say like just be like oh yeah i do
29:16this you know like um this is my shower routine this is my routine like i follow up with mouthwash
29:22every time i brush my teeth so let's let's pretend yeah that i'm that friend that you need to have
29:26this conversation with oh god that would kill me okay let's go so i'm in your face going
29:34wait so i'm like yes why are you breathing this week a brand new mystery thriller was keeping us all
29:43guessing on sky atlantic do you know what i need to be thrilled yeah i mean yeah i need a good
29:49thrilling oh come on let's watch it i hope it's good i hope in one of them back to front ones where
29:55they keep going backwards i say that a lot when i'm with you everyone everyone does all we know
30:04in this show is a child goes missing i love that oh no not the idea of a child going missing just the
30:10drama of it just the drama hi i'm marissa i'm here to pick up my son milo oh look there she is mary
30:18from succession sarah snoop i think you've got the wrong house there's no hello here what you got the
30:26wrong house love kids not here the address is 1800 crescent hollow road if i'm not home from work
30:31when you get there my nanny will be there with the boys oh who's into the text uh a mom from the
30:39school jenny oh dear she didn't take milo to the house jenny is taking him from school so where where
30:48should you give her a call yeah yeah get jenny on the phone where's milo do we not trust this woman in
30:55the house or is it marissa's made a mistake oh my god it's not working i'd be in panic mode i'd
31:08start screaming come on in we'll figure it out together thank you well she's nice i'll do the
31:15save me this is too juicy not to get involved the address is 1800 crescent hollow road if i'm not home
31:20from work when you get there my nanny will be there with the boys jenny i know she keeps saying it she keeps
31:25going off the address don't she yeah and you are at the right address but there's no milo there's no
31:29child but you know this jenny yeah yeah we met at the school social she was great she auto-correct
31:36that's why that's why the address is wrong yeah yeah she's kidding herself courses it's either
31:43auto-correct or fat fingers it's one of the tips and it looks like seven messages love you miss you
31:48i'm really meant to say fuck off tom here let me try we have a nanny as well and she might have
31:53another got a nanny let's call the nanny must be nice is there any chance your nanny could have picked
31:59up your son no she's away for a few days so it's so we're nanny's away as well who's picked up my law
32:06she's not answering the nanny's not answering the summit dodgy going on here hello hello jenny you don't know
32:14me but i'm here with your friend marissa hi this is jenny yeah is everything all right oh is that
32:20jenny yeah right so she's got jenny's number who she thought my law was with well marissa thought her
32:27son was at your house today but there seems to be some kind of confusion on that oh no i'm working
32:31tonight jacob's at sarah larson's fair play date so milo isn't with you no he isn't who the fuck's
32:38been texting her then what the hell's going on and where's milo okay so no you sent me a message
32:44hi hi marissa no i'm i'm so sorry but i didn't it's on my phone i'm i'm not crazy it's on my phone
32:50it's on my phone i've got it here yeah because you got a text message sent off her so who sent the message
32:55who picked up my son from school oh we don't know do you know someone's orchestrated a fake
33:05text to say he's gonna be on a play date yeah and now has picked up milo for who
33:11here please take a copy and hand it round there we go two months earlier oh okay oh here's jenny
33:24oh two months earlier oh it's one of them oh god are you all right oh who is this woman there's the
33:33babysitter who's this woman which one is yours milo irvine oh he's a sweet one he is he's perfect
33:48looks like the nanny's had him away perfect i don't know any nanny that sort of is like that really
33:56oh a bit of a look at her face lingering look as well
34:00pretty lingering look definitely nanny's at the top of my list now
34:07do you have him where is he tell us where he is what he's got ammo oh it's a nanny
34:13i don't have my i'm not working he's not in here he's not in here i'm not working this week i told
34:18you i don't have milo i i left my phone i was coming together we leave tomorrow morning instead
34:22well anna hasn't got milo oh and she left her phone that's where she went answering the phone
34:27what happened to my law we don't know mr and mrs derby oh police now detective alker has spoken
34:33with milo's teacher he says milo was picked up by a woman named carrie finch carrie finch
34:38who the hell's carrie finch carrie finch who is carrie finch that's what we'd like to know
34:44i'm carrie by the way oh there is carrie finch anna nice to meet you nice to meet you so who do
34:54you work for jenny kaminsky jenny ah so that's how she's been able to pretend to be jenny so she's
35:03jenny's nanny the plot thickens miss garcia you're milo's nanny right yes have you ever spoken with carrie
35:10french yes don't lie um no oh why is she lying why are you lying though i i've seen her but we've
35:20never talked before why is she protecting carrie what if the nannies are in it together oh there's
35:27something going on there
35:36hey okay hold peter hold him just check the number you just check it okay oh
35:46you ass oh he's blaming the wife now hmm hang on what's the title again
35:52just don't go there
35:58listen listen i'm
36:01what an arsehole thing to do yeah i bet he hasn't got any numbers of
36:05any of the people he hasn't even got a bloody clue i don't even knew he was on a play date exactly
36:10right that's it ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me from now on
36:15isn't he going to primrose valley this weekend with man after this weekend
36:29in blackpool after you got engaged the other day jimmy's going i'm married pete and his little
36:34sister sophie anyway we got talking about you know how like me and page are married and you know
36:40auntie's open uncle ben are engaged and jimmy said that he's married to who colin
36:44oh and i said to him well you could have picked a bit better he's a bit of a dog
36:49went straight over his head this week the fancy world of i am dining was on the menu on apple tv
36:57see this is all about gaining a michelin star and i'm a bit
37:01done with michelin stars oh have you yeah i think i am
37:04are you michelin star mixed out i am yeah i want i want a proper meal on the plate
37:11what would you rather michelin star or toby carberry toby
37:23god how could you take you to a michelin star restaurant swigging like that i've actually dined
37:30at one and five star rated food hygiene places well that is the northern michelin star that is
37:38the northern michelin star on the southeast coast of ireland chef tony parkin won't settle for anything
37:44less than two oh so he's already got one it's more difficult to keep the mission in style than
37:51actually gain one because they're always looking to knock you off your pages still yeah most of the team
37:57like 22 year old sean have barely worked in a professional kitchen oh god oh it's a young
38:02buck everyone's gonna start somewhere yep that's true and chefing is a hard industry so let's give
38:08them their credit it is a really good opportunity do you know what i mean it's like going to train
38:13with man city you know what i mean there's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs
38:18is a tall order as long as they show up on time and they're not slack as a bag of knackers
38:23ringing in sick exactly do you think you could take the pressure of the kitchen i as a pot wash
38:28yes yeah not anything to do with the cooking i'll operate the dishwasher no you could you i'm not
38:34sure you i don't think you could for tonight's service dylan and sean have a vital job of plating
38:39tony's twist on haddock chowder it's all in the presentation you eat with your eyes it's like a
38:45clutch of a car yeah it's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time
38:50him handing someone who's never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun it takes long to
38:54master that it's where takes long perfect time if it's not and that's the difference yeah all right
39:0022 of them tonight make sure they're perfect yeah you say yes chef now he said that to that young
39:05lad like that with it and it'll be going all off that because he's nervous
39:12is that downed is that downed oh you know that's not even oh no no no i'm not sure that's going to go
39:18down well so that's going up the top there that one's not even covered that's not covered that's
39:22not covered that's not covered that's good shit around the sides yes right um right so do it all
39:28again then i'll start crying i'll be like why are you being so mean to me and if someone's food
39:33tastes salty you know why my tears i guarantee after he's just told sean that it'll have gone in here
39:40straight out of there it's absolute garbage absolutely garbage oh tony's getting a bit
39:48stressed i mean surely to god you've got to give him a bit of leeway just get get everything out
39:53there bring it over i'll do it myself oh someone's tired that's going to knock those young people's
39:59confidence big time well it's a pressurized environment these are hearties oysters these are
40:0514 years old so we're gonna do with this just carve into three these oysters are almost as old as these
40:10guys are that's sad the poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught and now these greedy
40:17millionaires are going to eat them these have all got to be equal yeah so it's pretty simple it's hard to
40:24cut things in equal slices how does his knife do that because he's got good knives that don't cover margos
40:29oh shit i'm scared for sean oh please get this right sean wake up you've got fucking dick loads of
40:40watermelon on the second one in dick load what's a dick load i don't know i've got a new phrase
40:46i'm gonna have dick loads of baked beans on toast later
40:50you need to hurry up i said just stick me on the pot wash i'm sick of this
40:55can i not do like concierge or something telling me instead where'd you do it again
41:00honestly sean we're doing the fucking heading oh god you're doing sean's
41:04fucking heading or not no i wouldn't have that well the best thing you do is have your oysters up your
41:11ass actually a fucking waste of time you go away gamma site oh my god oh my days oh my gosh
41:20poor sean to be fair when i go in the kitchen sometimes when you're doing tea
41:23and they open up a cupboard you go where the fuck are you doing in here now can you see him during
41:27tea fuck off okay okay
41:32in kent jake are you wearing skinny jeans can you come here sally and her sons jake and harry
41:40you are slaying yeah i am
41:48no i it was intentional it's a scog look ah they're not that skinny slim fits the word
41:59on tuesday night they were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on channel five do you know what me
42:05and paige actually say about colin that he's the best company that we could have i know you two sit
42:10and cry about when he's dying oh don't because i think it'll actually make me well up now thinking
42:14about it because you know yeah but he is you do just think like they don't live forever do they
42:20you are a fucking loser no he's i am well enough now because he is class like yeah he's a good lad
42:29he's one of my kids he's my first born like oh look at those doggies you know what i think we've got
42:37to get a dog again no no no no no no no no we don't need to go to australia to see dogs behaving badly
42:43who's come around here go around your house more like these two are angels golden retriever goldie
42:52is the heart of this household oh i love golden retrievers i was named after a golden retriever
42:59who the fuck had a golden retriever called abby asked my mom i don't know but i was called after
43:04a golden retriever one more time and the apple of owner will's eye she looks very well behaved she's
43:11a beaut she isn't she but it's a very cute little dog yeah you wait you wait jane and goldie just
43:18adores will ah what why are they playing that music a lot oh no that's the issue oh no but why is he
43:37put it on with her he's just reading a book as if nothing's happening well you couldn't really
43:41concentrate on the da vinci code which is that what he's reading is it i don't know i'm just using it as
43:47an example she doesn't do it to my mom or dad no one only him well yeah because he's looking late
43:54about looks a bit well that's it i'm just my left leg never my right leg what is it about that leg well
44:02you put your left leg in your right leg out it's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her it's
44:07so embarrassing we can't have people at the house well if they've been neutered then it's okay it's
44:13not okay there's nothing okay about that result do you know what i like to look at this like glass
44:18half full you know she's not bitten anybody hurry get off hurry get off that was milo
44:25bro if that's why i'd be like fuck off bro like even if i'm getting changed or if i'm in the bath
44:32i like hide my boobs from leo here's our graham he'll sort this out let's get the top bollocks in
44:40right graham can you stop this dog from shagging my legs so she normally humps me when i lie down
44:46especially my left leg your left leg yes my never your right leg never my right leg funny that have you
44:52thought about cutting your leg off sir i think you've been a bit too nice yeah graham's already
45:00decided who's the culprit yeah i think he has to make it crystal clear enough is enough oh there we
45:06go every time goldie tries it on she'll be told it doesn't take a genius to know that i'm sorry i was
45:12gonna say i don't think graham needs to even be here enough enough but will it be enough can you be
45:18more assertive with your voice please will put some beasts in your voice son enough he's being
45:24quite soft enough if anything he's almost flirting yeah stop it you enough next time you say enough
45:31it needs to be a little bit more forceful enough stop shaking your leg he's not gotta be aggressive
45:36but he has got to be firm okay like i am with you oh yeah you need to get a less attractive dog to
45:43hope yeah yeah that's it you're right yeah yeah if you're like a bulldog yeah if you had a french
45:49bulldog humping and be like get off are we all did we all disagree that goldie's an attractive dog
45:56then yeah yeah yeah yeah very quickly as well yeah picture yourself in a nice remote scottish holiday
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