Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 13
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00:00Oh
00:02You all right, but don't stop there till he sometimes lift lifts it all
00:14You're not broke anything have you no
00:23Flabbers have been gassed you want some of this?
00:30Oh, no, there's a controversial statement the gravy
00:36Yeah, yeah, do you like this music no not particularly so suck on that
00:44Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that. Oh a chance you were. Oh
00:48Yes, look at that. He's had an absolute feast
00:54For a banana this is insane
00:56Well, thank God that's over. I've got a day gone. It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this
01:04That's very modern isn't it nothing no one saw that coming no
01:07In the week Rachel's budget got revealed a bit too early we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:15We went back to the 80s for one last time on Netflix
01:18Well last time strange things route I were pregnant with Ezra. Maybe it's time to have another baby
01:32Whenever there's a new stranger things series things will be going bumping the night at your house, and it is not the demagogans
01:38There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:40There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:41There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:43I said wherever you may be we are the team from the West Country and we'll fight you or wherever you may be and we'll fight you all in the West Country
01:59Okay
02:00Okay
02:02Bristol Rovers are not a supporter or anything
02:06And Jack Whitehall was being a bit creepy on Prime Video
02:10I could kill you right now if I wanted
02:14But I'm not gonna do that
02:17Because I want you to suffer
02:21Just like I did
02:22Do you know what I could have quite easily held a lot of grudges with you
02:25You know biting a chunk of me hair out
02:27Smacking me around the head with a washing line pole
02:30When we were playing jousting in the garden
02:33Spitting chewing gum in me hair the night before prom
02:35You know but I haven't
02:37Listen
02:38Haven't you smacked me head off the kitchen side one morning
02:40Yeah
02:41Must saw me lip open
02:42Because you were being an arsehole
02:44And mum went
02:45Right get in the car
02:47My face is hanging off here
02:50And I was wearing a lovely cream coat with a fur trim from Woolworths
02:54Felt the dog's bollocks
03:02In Wiltshire
03:03So just to put you in the picture I got up at six
03:07And I had been working for five hours 55 minutes
03:11When you came into the room
03:13As you know I personally handle everything myself with absolutely no help
03:18Giles and his wife Mary
03:20And then you came in
03:22And when you said your room needs a sort out
03:26Hmm
03:28That was enough to actually make me want to kill you
03:30Oh dear
03:31Oh dear
03:32And just as well they have gun laws here
03:33That's the thing about marriage Natty
03:35Is that tomorrow you won't even remember
03:37Yes but when you do something
03:38There'll be a new crisis tomorrow
03:40And that's the nature of marriage
03:42Well you'll find the nature of marriage is different from what you think
03:45Relationship
03:47Relationship goals
03:48Well you're going to the shed
03:49Relationship
03:50You're going to live in the shed you horrible horrible man
03:54On Saturday night the remaining Strictly stars have made the annual trip up north
03:59For this
04:00It's bloody Blackpool week Paris this is only down road
04:02I know I drove past the fans this morning
04:04Oh
04:05Oh
04:06Oh
04:07Hey watch
04:08Oh
04:11Cheers
04:13Wow
04:15I'm on one tonight
04:17Look at me
04:18If we can't go out out we stay in in
04:25Hey I'll tell you who's on tonight Paige were telling me
04:27Steps
04:28Oh
04:29Oh
04:30You've danced in Blackpool aren't you Sean?
04:31I have
04:32Many times
04:34I've danced in Blackpool many times
04:36At the ballroom
04:40Who have we got here? Look at all these ones
04:42These are the professionals
04:48That's actually a group called Stepsman
04:50I thought they'd like died years ago
04:54Yeah why would they die?
05:00Oh I like her
05:01I know you do
05:02Gosh
05:03It's got Abbot energy innit
05:04Yeah I was going to say that innit
05:06It's bringing it back to the noughties with them white suits
05:11I want a Steps makeover
05:13What era is Steps?
05:161960s loving
05:17I mean seriously
05:18It's a banger to be fair
05:19Banger
05:20That's a traditional banger
05:21And we're going to go into a Steps medley
05:22They can't just be doing Summer of Love
05:23I need more
05:25Oh
05:26Transition to a new Steps banger
05:27Oh
05:28Yes
05:29I love a transition
05:30There was something in your voice
05:31There she is fresh from Dubai
05:32He's Lisa
05:33Is this Lisa?
05:34Is it Lisa?
05:35Is it Lisa?
05:36Is it Lisa?
05:37Is it Lisa?
05:38Is it Lisa?
05:39Is it Lisa?
05:40Is it Lisa?
05:41Is it Lisa?
05:42Is it Lisa?
05:43Is it Lisa?
05:44Is it Lisa?
05:45Is it Lisa?
05:46Is it Lisa?
05:47Is it Lisa?
05:48Is it Lisa?
05:49Is it Lisa?
05:50Is it Lisa?
05:51Yes
05:52With her big boots on
05:53Yes
05:54My thigh highs
05:55They are
05:56Did you ever have a pair of thigh highs?
05:57No
05:58No
05:59No
06:00No
06:02Oh
06:03A little
06:04Bit of fizz
06:05Ooh
06:06I don't like those weird movements they're doing there
06:08What do they signify?
06:09is it dead wood i don't think so he wasn't in steps they still all look good though don't they
06:17do he's nearly 50 oh is he yes oh i love that i can do that now see everything i can do
06:33can do it really fast as well look how fast it goes
06:39oh hi bit of bongos get the judges in look at this they look sharp as well the judges
06:53it's one for sorrow oh i love one for sorrow
06:59ain't it too too bad
07:02i'm so look like he should be serving canapes
07:12oh look at graham oh it's fucking graham
07:15oh i don't know what's his name graham i thought it was graham great
07:23i think you do have a look at curtain steps about you stunning she's prettier and can see
07:30better than we know
07:39up again i feel as i want to get up and dance running well you don't want to do that
07:46do you know what i bloody love blackpool hey i bet you didn't know this but the actual ball
08:00rain in black pill it's got a sprung floor that yes you could play squash on it
08:11i think i know this one
08:14this is what everyone came for this is what people came for
08:18they've saved the best till last haven't they
08:28when the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's tragedy
08:34you two are just butchering me
08:38we're going nowhere this is the working man's ymca this
08:43oh it went through
08:59that's a tragedy piss off
09:03in the coach walls darling i've got a surprise that i brought back from my very brief trip to mexico
09:10what is in there our friends have had something done for us oh god andrew and his husband alfie i
09:17have a great unveil
09:23what is that perkins what do you think
09:27luckily is look startled lucky you can't speak well darling it's not bad of me i think it's i mean
09:34well i'm glad you look all right i mean i mean you look a bit unshaven
09:39what i think it's done from a photo i mean it's very kind um i wonder where it should go
09:46downstairs cupboard on friday the bbc brought us news to get us all in the mood is it do you want
09:53apple crumble overnight oats or banoffee overnight wheat bisques banoffee overnight wheat bisques
10:00well i wanted that one the last friday before black friday even though all the deals have already begun
10:05yeah page the tip was saying that it's black friday today and it ain't no it's next week no she's
10:10going you know i need the credit card because it's black friday nice try very good good afternoon
10:20welcome to the bbc news at one oh gosh she looks like olivia newton john now we ask it every year
10:28how soon is too soon for the tinsel now it's too soon i'm sick of it never too soon for me never too
10:36soon for me it's not soon enough sweet heart no i've pulled the trigger my decks are old for some
10:43thoughts turn to the tree as soon as guy fawkes has cooled off no i won't go that far no no no no no no
10:48but for others digging out the decks too soon can spoil the big day how does it really matter i was
10:56sitting on a loo in an airport in september and they're playing jingle bells i love it that people
11:01tree-jaculate and put it up early because you know what winter's miserable enough stick some
11:07fucking festive lights on it and have a nice time anna white has been asking shoppers in hull whether
11:12their build-up has started i feel we could do with a bit of a cull this year i disagree i think we need
11:18more decorations no no it's beginning to look like christmas oh no oh that's cute well it certainly is
11:30at the garden center aunty garden center and you had seen them fucking three things before i've been to
11:36that garden center is it too early to be decked up for christmas is it mollocks next question no i don't
11:43think so you're good on your girl see that old lady said she doesn't think so oh well then we'll
11:49go with her shall we i agree do you think we're going earlier yeah i think we are because it's old
11:54in the shops earlier in here so i think that puts you in the mood i think it's too early they've got
12:00the christmas tree up in the hairdressers already and i was offered a mince pie and a baileys that was
12:06last week you look like you're dressed to go on santa's sleigh that's a bit bloody rude what are you
12:11dressed like dear can i say you look magnificent oh thank you yeah i've seen them in the gardens
12:17already can't be done with colored lights no no just keep it chic just keep it classy yeah you see i
12:25always veer though i want to keep it chic and classy and then i start putting tinsel over paintings no
12:31my wife two kids it's definitely a christmasy household but i'm a bit of a scrooge so what we
12:37want to be asking is a fiat 500 driver that's got an eggnog latte in her hand yeah then we'll see if
12:43it's too early whatever the reason is it ever too early yes no amanda white bbc news in a surprisingly
12:53festive huntsy do whatever makes you happy that's what i say oh i love christmas sleep i don't want
13:02what are you crying for because i just love it it's a happy time jenny is i know i just love it
13:07in leeds well you'll be pleased to know that i've treated myself to a new bra oh yeah sisters ellie
13:24and dizzy because i needed a new black bra so that my tits weren't all in a jumble for my christmas
13:29works christmas do finally yeah anyway and you told me that i were 36 back didn't you from looking at my
13:36other bras so i just went into the supermarket found the black bras got the cup put it up against
13:44my boob like that in the middle of the supermarket yeah i'm like this in supermarket and i thought
13:53that'll do take that i haven't even tried it on yet you better hope it's all right better try it on
13:57tonight put it on tonight well i mean what's worse that can happen this week we went back to the upside
14:04down world with the long-awaited return of this on netflix i've waited all year for this now and i
14:11didn't really want to watch up with you but you're here so shut up now dad what you have to remember
14:16is that when the this series started the kids were like 12 years old right they're about 32 now okay
14:23so you'll have to suspend disbelief a little bit
14:25i've even got stranger things pajamas they say i'm that much of a super fan yeah d l you know
14:35every time i see a christmas lights now i can't look at it the same yeah i just think of stranger things
14:40will will is that you will send me a message
14:49so that's mike and nancy's little sister the baby that is no longer a baby holly
14:53i want her outfit it's cute what's she saying there who's she waving to what is that there's a shadow
15:08who's that us
15:15holly christ i've been calling you i'm sorry nobody's there who's she waving at i don't know
15:22right this is creepy already ellie turn it off playtime's over come on
15:30oh she's watching one again i wonder what she's seeing
15:32hi who's holly talking to she knows him she's not scared of them
15:43no one no one oh she's not talking to anyone are you doing that all the time yeah i do i'm
15:49all right in that world that's it standing there talking to nobody well she's hardly the first child
15:56to have an imaginary friend i wouldn't need to worry if she was five years old oh the parents are arguing
16:02about her being weird it's causing a kerfuffle oh she's real upset look what's holly crying for
16:12well she's had a bit of a tough day she's talking to people and they're not even there
16:19oh you know it's always the lights it's the lights when they flick off that's the sign the
16:24demigorgon's coming for their house is it oh for fuck's sake i don't like this
16:32oh
16:32oh
16:36oh
16:41oh my god oh it's one of them it's a gemmy gum oh whatever
16:49oh my god oh friend we're all over the show oh my god
16:53she's pissed and going in the bathroom oh look at it i mean this is a vibe though isn't it
17:06never mind your bubble bath pet your kids getting hurt and dragged down the bedroom by the demagogue
17:10baby what are you doing there's a monster listen to the girl man you silly cow
17:19mom please you gotta believe me
17:23you got blood or not blood there you go there you go thank you take her seriously
17:27what the heck mr weir get the shotgun oh here we go oh my god where's he gone in the sad scent night
17:50oh they're gonna take a look they're gonna die are they just holding their breath oh wow how long
17:55could you hold your breath for though that is a very good question whilst panicking yeah
18:05it's ted he's ted with a golf club thank god
18:11oh there it is i don't have a good feeling about this that's dead
18:15oh
18:28oh he's killed him oh you see what happened when you face it forget that
18:35oh oh oh she's shitter you never run when your feet are wet
18:39oh come on get up oh leave it please please don't leave it's a mother
18:49oh right here he is
18:53yes oh she's gonna ball it
18:57straight in a kisser
19:01yes the cover is coming soon off she got the shot in that is hard this is a fire
19:09oh my god what's she seeing
19:15oh no he's a mom good karen's talking joking she's dead she's dead in it
19:24she's still alive no it's gonna be fine you're gonna be fine
19:29holly where's holly oh yeah where's holly
19:32it's a collie it took her oh we've taken her to the upside down
19:41jesus christ man i just like how realistic it all is
19:46oh it puts stuff in your head there's no wonder these kids got a cat go to sleep
19:50all the sight the watch
19:55in soli hall close your eyes where are you keep your eyes closed i'm in the kitchen open your eyes
20:02it's theresa and her wife and eat her oh my god
20:13what do you reckon
20:15we're gonna have a different color every night of the week
20:18yeah and look a mixture oh lovely i'm very very very happy are you no
20:28on sunday it was a countdown of the best hymns that took us down memory lane on bbc one
20:34i love school assembly sing along i've been getting warmed up me and bobby been going to mass
20:38somewhere this is the big school assembly sing-along oh it's all it oh i'll hear you get his face
20:45singing is this singing in the rain no ali jones they always wheel him out for all the singing don't
20:55there'll be riots if shine jesus shine isn't in this right from me if lord of the dance isn't in
21:00that was our wedding song it was our wedding song the apples are right the plums are red
21:05the four bees are sleeping end up like a tea bear ba-da ba-da ba-da ba-da ba-da ba-da
21:13hey listen we don't remember that no i can now reveal that number two is a traditional hymn oh number
21:20two if this isn't give me oil in my lamp keep me burning switch it off it is of course give me oil
21:28in my lamp give me oil in my lamp this is a tune man
21:35give me oil in my lamp keep me burning give me oil in my lamp i pray
21:51is that meant to be me is oil in my lamp keep me burning
22:02well remember this one now sing hosanna sing hosanna to the king of kings
22:09sing hosanna sing hosanna sing hosanna sing hosanna
22:13sing hosanna to the king god this is the most undiverse program i think i've ever watched
22:24i'm kind of over after the first verse of everything are you yes
22:27you feel i've done that been there right let's move on
22:35look at that face that's like oh you were brought up with girls like that weren't you faces like that
22:42yes yes normal people normal
22:57that was a right old human hold down in it yeah i actually feel like i've just been in assembly
23:20with my father yeah i tell you what bollocks to your oasis tickets at 450 quid a pop get me in
23:27there yeah that's my oasis isn't it funny you forget what you've had for breakfast but you never forget
23:33them weds what did you offer breakfast in blackpool i'll tell you what the kids they're so much like
23:48me and page jimmy's like me whereas evie 100 mile an hour always wanting to be doing something like
23:54page she comes alive at night pete and his little sister sophie either is like you in some respects
24:01though because remember when mum gave her 50p for the charity buckets and everyone else put their
24:06money in and then we looked at eva's hand and her knuckles were almost white yeah clinging on to a
24:1250 pence piece well she's not daft is she apple never falls far from the tree on friday night
24:19animals were getting up to all sorts on discovery drunk animals are quite funny i know it's not right
24:26that's because of the generation you were born into because you had the pg tips monkeys
24:32yeah smoking monkeys smoking monkeys that's not okay it's not okay
24:39drunk beers it's happening i've seen drunk monkeys they get drunk yeah i've seen monkeys taking away
24:46a bottle oh do you remember that friend of us monkey was taking booze out of our house the whole time
24:51and the toothpaste probably to get rid of the smell of the booze so nobody else knew in the program
24:57we met wildlife expert forest off to meet a bear but now we're pulling into bowser's peace sanctuary
25:03which is where the guy named stanton who was apparently an alcoholic has a bear that was also an
25:09alcoholic what how does a bear get a corkscrew like and the two helped each other overcome their
25:18addictions what is this like a meeting in the woods an a meeting in the woods between a bear and a man
25:25i hear that you have a bear
25:32lupin it's a bear you want to come and meet him and share some time with him and you'll experience the
25:38stuff i can't explain what meet the who is he talking about come and meet the bear he must be joking
25:44what you want me to go in there with him an angry recovering alcoholic bear so guys we are going
25:51in with a live bear here okay your energy and your body language is super important very calm very
25:57smooth very gentle that's how we want to be with him got it how about i just record you from a distance
26:03from a distance yeah hey hey bear hey buddy hi jesus christ he's brave and he to be fair no no
26:13no he looks like a nice bear he's a changed bear yeah sobriety has done him a lot of good he's done
26:19wonders of good for the bear boris you can give him a treat just right oh look at that i thought
26:23he might take your finger off or another finger off oh he's got one finger gone already he's missing a
26:29finger index index is gone no that was that was a different different day different day i heard that
26:38you had a problem with addiction and depression and that he had a problem with addiction can you
26:43clarify that for me oh oh he's having a coffee somewhere along there bowser came and showed me a
26:49whole different life that i didn't even know was possible oh my god he's just giving you a hug
26:56is that sweet or is he trying to kill him no no he's having a hug oh my god that bear's getting
27:01a bit rough in it he's getting a bit chokeholdy that bear and i met bowser and what that turned
27:06into was an understanding how look i mean he's got his head right by his mouth how that connection
27:13can help us wrong and he's showing off so i'm gonna have to be a daddy oh he's showing off so i'm gonna have
27:20to be a daddy oh i'm not liking this chase sir yeah yeah easy talk me through what you're doing
27:28he's wrestling the bear oh my god what i'm actually doing here there is grappling with the bear
27:36i'm trying to see if i'm laying him down yeah if i can get to his belly yeah he's gonna be in his belly in a minute
27:44jesus this is getting a bit silly now oh here he's trying to eat your head it's just a word of
28:02warning he's trying to hit your head he's got his head in his mouth no no this is our love okay it's
28:11it's it's fucking brushing him now this is how he this is how he communicates get out of there now
28:17because it's too much i don't want anything to love me that much do you no i mean it's meant that
28:22he's only ever bitten one of stanton's fingers off yeah you know that's only really what he's done
28:28but that is a small price to pay for love in southeast london do you know i love you in that black t-shirt
28:38you look quite sexy with that under your shirt yeah annie and her husband ronnie it reminds me of
28:45the days reminiscing a bit there isn't we i know you ain't forgot you used to have a black t-shirt
28:53and you used to have your love beads around it that's it except your hair was down your back yeah
28:59well instead of not now is it no it's just not there i can't even get it to go down my ears let
29:07alone anything else on monday more con artists were up to no good on bbc one until the boys changed my
29:15privacy settings on facebook i was getting lots of messages oh yeah from american soldiers
29:21wanted to chat with me you're off your head
29:31this isn't any old scam interceptors peddors this is celebrity scam interceptors they do have
29:36the celebrity version of everything now don't they well celebrities you know they don't discriminate
29:41they can be in scammed as well what i do is i go on my online banking and think i've been scammed
29:47then i'll look at the transactions and realize they're all me today in the glasgow scam hub glasgow
29:53scam hub yeah wow i didn't know there was one there there's a new member of the team
29:59celebrity scam interceptor amanda holden amanda holden what's mandy doing here scammers have been
30:06using her image to trick people out of money oh yes i've read that identity for all yes i can't stand
30:16injustice and my family and friends say i'm i'm always up for a fight she looks like she's always
30:22up for a fight didn't she she's like you mary she likes to catch culprits yeah so i put your name in
30:27to see where are these profiles lurking i was amazed at how many other profiles were actually there
30:33there were hundreds are these are amanda holden yeah okay now so i'd like to ask you if you would
30:39if you recognize this picture at all well yes that's me it was in dubai oh pick that one all
30:45that was one of the pictures that one of the scammers were using um but i said can you please send me a
30:49video to verify your identity ah this is where they get caught out because they can't send a video can
30:53they and they did what well he's got one i am amanda holden obviously i am real wow
31:03they've made a video that's a photo run that's that's crazy isn't it isn't it crazy and i am
31:10shocked you would not believe this is true don't sound like it uncle barry's at it all time on bloody
31:17ai turning pictures into videos have you not seen him do it making auntie margaret riding horses and
31:24stuff like that yeah and we've got something now that we're going to show you amanda because amanda it's
31:28time for you to meet scamander scamander holden scamander why are you making it sound sexy i don't
31:34know i've got one little treat for you and i have this guy on whatsapp what no oh call him taking
31:43on the role of superfan steven i message the scammer oh there we go this is so cool here we go
31:51question what replied straight away oh key you can use a voice note if you want to say something
31:58today so you need to say i'm in the bank now you see that will get him to chat yes that will get him
32:06to chat hey amanda i i i'm i don't know what to do with this money i don't know where it go can you can
32:12you just call me babe babe can you call me he's a superfan he's pretending he's scamming the scammer
32:18he's scamming scamander will you talk to my manager because i'm busy and can't take calls
32:22now to be honest with you that probably would be something amanda would say as well imagine if it
32:26really is amanda's manager my heart is racing this is how i feel just before the thing goes back on
32:34britain's got talent oh she always has to get something in don't she amanda is that your your
32:38manager is that your manager oh right this is brilliant isn't it is amanda there i got her money
32:44yeah okay you got money this is the instruction we're going to send out address right now imagine
32:51that so straightforward not even like lower like oh like yeah i'll guide you through whatever yeah
32:56this is the instructions i've got the bank staff here they're just going to check the address amanda's
33:03talking to him now what's he going to do he's going to pretend to be the bank manager
33:07oh my god hello good afternoon i just want to check the amount of money that uh amanda needs look
33:15at amanda she sounds like a cashier doesn't she in the bank yeah yeah she needs about ten thousand
33:20for the investment how much i'm ten thousand okay sir um can i let you know my name so you know who you're
33:28dealing with yeah yeah go on go drum roll my name is amanda holden oh shit you little fucker i know
33:42everything about you oh he's on goal yeah and just like that the scam's over yeah
33:49yeah yes look at her face look at her face look at her face look at her face she's absolutely
33:56screaming oh you little that says you little shit i know everything about you well done amanda good
34:07girl all he'll do now is shut that account down and pop up as elisha dixon yeah
34:20in hall i think you've done real well in a week it's good what you're looking at you must ask
34:25best friends jenny and lee do you know smack it forgetting i've got it yeah talking to somebody
34:31yesterday and they kept you know like staring at me but what are you looking at no it's grown
34:36especially when you said oh you look like an 80s porn star really i won't go that far
34:42this week it was a surprising all-star turnout for a brand new drama on prime video because you've got
34:50i tell who's in this and all is david uh david dacovny out of the x-files remember him no i can't
34:58with jillian anderson don't know she was iconic she was she well i can't remember you don't take
35:03anything in do you at all but i don't even remember watching it
35:07there's jack hi i remember him now
35:16i hope they made jack whitehall look really sexy everybody's looking sexy at the moment i think
35:21it's a testosterone gel it's worrying you need to just monitor that mom
35:28oh us customs nobody wants to go through us customs have you done your esther
35:33come with me please sir sure oh jesus he's only just arrived hopefully they don't get the old
35:40glove out my name's lincoln delgado i'm an agent with the department of homeland security oh this
35:44sounds a bit ominous do you know the tanner family and a man called jamie tanner yes yes
35:51he knows him he's a bit too calm for me i spent the last month working for him and living in his
35:55house okay what's that to jamie tanner well what's she showing him jamie tanner is he dead this is
36:04horrible what's horrible think someone's toast padders but in a way i'm not surprised why am i not
36:11surprised well what is it that's a strange comment and that jamie tanner was not a very nice man oh
36:17oh neither was elsie tanner incarnation street she was a bugger
36:28malice is it not a name no malice is the type of meaning like a palace no
36:36oh
36:41oh now that looks nice don't forget we've gone back in time now oh no hang on a minute
36:46what i'm going back in town
36:52look at that bud he's got a six pack and everything
36:57god i can get to that very easily go on then
37:01hi you must be jamie yeah adam so nice to meet you what an amazing place this is how long have you had it
37:0910 or 12 years already bad vibes you're here to tutor millie yeah just a bit a tutor
37:15oh i had a couple of them they didn't do much for you did the math english french
37:23waste of time a bit later and jack had picked up a couple of octopuses for dinner
37:28oh oh my god he's unhinged daniela i don't like him he's scaring me he's really giving me the eebie-jeebs
37:41ah that's octopus oh
37:46gross very gross yeah love to fucking gut you and hang you on a line what what the hell
37:53is he a psychopath that's not normal oh really oh yeah get me out of here get me out of there
38:03travel lodge literally travel lodge i think if we're able to shake off damien for the night maybe
38:10we should try out that place oh your kind of establishment
38:14oh it's cd oh is it a strip club
38:24knew it dirty bar do you know they do lessons in that now night school i was going to yeah i was
38:31going to join well two years ago i was two sambucas please sambuca oh no
38:37oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so
38:45pouring his away getting him pissed why is he doing it why is he trying to get jamie pissed
38:50and i used to do that at all oh you're lying get i've never seen you tip a drink out
38:54we've all been there i've crawled down my drive a few times but not all the way home you always crawl
39:09yeah in fact i do crawl a lot when i'm drunk yeah
39:14oh no this is creepy jack's got him where he wants him nothing what does jack want to do to him
39:20this is not tomorrow night when i get him from christmas do waiting for me to go up to bed i
39:29could kill you right now if i wanted oh no what but why does he even consider that but i'm not going
39:36to do that oh well what are you going to do then you weirdo what a nasty piece of work he's turned out
39:42to be the cozy manny because i want you to suffer oh hello what now this sounds revengeful doesn't it
39:51just like i did it's a vendetta oh for what oh friggin hell no i've got to sit here all night working
40:03out all's all all's all and what's the connection what's the connection it's very unlikely that jack
40:10whitehall be a serial killer i mean it makes it rather unpleasant to watch beggars belief it's
40:17almost as if you had queen elizabeth the second being a psycho killer you know jack whitehall of
40:24course not it's unlikely isn't it
40:28it leads have you seen out of auntie margaret since she's been back off her halls
40:33so she called around last night she didn't come in she just stood at the door because she'd been
40:38sorting out arcades sisters ellie and izzy margaret didn't have a right lot to say i can't believe
40:45since margaret's come back off holiday none of us have heard anything off her where's she been
40:50being to selby with barry yeah her and barry being out for a drive god you'd think she'd have had enough
40:57of him after spending 11 nights with him i think i'd want to strangle toby after 11 nights on holiday with
41:02him just us two never mind go for a drive to selby i know bloody hell margaret put barry down
41:11she can't get enough of him this week the world's sexiest man was putting us to sleep on the bbc
41:18i'm keeping the remote i know why are you keeping the remote because you won't let me watch it oh god
41:24will you sit still c bb's bedtime story we're watching c-fucking-babies hello i'm jonathan oh
41:35hello jonathan i know who you are oh calm down i'm not calming down it's bedtime do you love magic oh yeah
41:43i love magic jonathan he's just been crowned the most sexiest man 2025 christ almighty i'm dying to watch
41:51this isn't julie yeah me too oh he's doing this for the moms ain't he is he well and some does
41:59i'd love to be able to cast spells like witches and wizards oh he's got a lovely voice he has got
42:03a nice voice rather smoothy vel it'd be good for a telephone sex if you're into that and if i was
42:10magical do you know what i'd do right now what i think you're magical jonathan oh please can you get
42:16a grip you know if i was magical you won't be fucking sat in there you won't be telling bedtime
42:23stories yeah i'd conjure up a cute cuddly little friend to sit here with me while i read you a bedtime
42:29story i bet you're rude that's me i'm cute i'm cuddly i'm the one you want
42:39here he is ladies maybe i am magic after all i think you are no i see i can't cope with this
42:47oh what are you talking about oh is it look at jonathan's bulge
42:51bloody hell i love a jeans bulge do you yeah now we're ready for a magical bedtime
43:03so snuggle up and get ready for an exciting adventure okay snuggle up i'm getting snuggled
43:09jonathan i think you should go home i watch this it's called room on the broom room room on my broom
43:19oh for fuck's sake and it was written by julia donaldson julia donaldson one of my favorite
43:26actual uh authors that julia donaldson she writes kids about yeah with illustrations by axel
43:32scheffler say excel scheffler steve excel scheffler not bad the witch had a cat and a very tall hat
43:43and long ginger hair which she wore in a plait the witch is ginger like me yeah she looks a bit like
43:49you and how the cat spat that's insulting how the cat purred oh what is going on here do you know this
44:01is definitely not bedtime story and how the witch grinned i'm lost and transfixed by this he could be
44:07reading the bible for all i know then out of the bushes on thundering paws you don't have to look
44:15at the pictures you just listen to his voice the dog with the hat in his jaws he dropped it politely
44:23then eagerly said bent over and pick it up banana i am a dog as keen as can be is there room on the
44:32broom for a dog like me are you attracted to him i think he's quite entertaining you wouldn't throw
44:38him out that tells i'm not the right age group to go out with him however my only thing i have against
44:47this is i'm dreading it ending she dropped it politely and bent her head low go on then said as the
44:55witch tied her plait in a bow i am a bird i'm a bird as green as can be is there room on the broom
45:03for a bird like me yes there's a room on your broom for a bed like me they shot through the sky to the
45:11back of beyond the witch clutched her bow but let go of her wand so now the one's gone now so who's
45:21gonna find the one now you two invested in it then all of a sudden from out of a pond
45:28left a dripping wet frog with a dripping wet wand a dripping wet wand oh for god's sake that's a bit
45:38much i'll tell you what you'd be paying two pound fifty a minute if this wrong babe stays over the
45:44moors and the mountains they flew the frog jumped for joy and oh what's that the broom snapped in
45:54two oh my days oh the last thing you want to do is snap your brain mid-flight the witch was so kind
46:02to let the dog the bird and the frog join her and the cat on the broom yeah i wonder if there's room on
46:08the broom for a jonathan like me good night i don't think so oh turn it off night night lee night night
46:25well sandy's doing the riviera by rail toxwig takes the train tomorrow at five past eight
46:30and we've got new drama a true story from the troubles maxine peak and lola petticoot in
46:36say nothing beginning monday at nine stay with us here on channel four the last leg is on the way next
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