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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their
00:12experiences tonight. Every donation is vital for funding life-saving research. The money you give
00:17helps power the projects of tomorrow, projects that could save your life or the life of someone
00:22you love. When you donate, you are going to be asked to add gift aid. Now, if you are an eligible
00:28UK taxpayer saying yes means that we can claim 25% from the government to add to your donation
00:33at no extra cost to you. So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50. And when thousands
00:42of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people
00:47stand up to cancer. Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling
00:51How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago, they said
00:58off for our Stratford Studios. Still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with
01:03them right now. Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:15Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing a song. Yes, I'm singing
01:24How Long Has This Been Going On? Start the Challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:30Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick, lighting
01:45off our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester. We will see you in a... soon.
01:51After Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:59This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:09Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer. Sponsored by Scottish Power.
02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:18Oh, for them.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:30Silent night
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:39All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07Oh, no, Steve.
03:08Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:15Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, do we?
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:31Whoa! For a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over. I've got a day gone.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week, they put out another final episode of Neighbours.
03:50We enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:57It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:05Melon Sue.
04:06That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:29That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:37Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great.
04:42Perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock.
04:46It's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
04:58Beats, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I want mocking.
05:08The pronunciation maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:28You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:58You can do Pigs in Blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:16What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:22I used to be, before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:3080s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:34Keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:40All right, let's go.
06:43We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Welcome to the 1% roll over.
06:53Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah, he's got a looking hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair
07:26who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing guess who?
07:38Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:44You're out.
07:46I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:48No, no, no.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49I have time.
07:50I know there's a time.
07:51But what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't like X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57No, A.
07:58Right, let's see who's lights stay on
07:59and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody can be out on this.
08:03Oh, there will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue lighted.
08:10So, how are they out?
08:13It's A.
08:14B has glasses,
08:15C has blonde hair
08:15and D is clean shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app,
08:23I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you ever already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, are you looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark
08:38to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:43Bold, ampersand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:51This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't, or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57Head and balls.
08:59No?
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:17Oh, my life.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:18Well, why did you say it?
09:20Above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we've filled out every other percentage,
09:31so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes. Right.
09:37Oh, Dad, it's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough Bullseye, I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points.
09:49Oh, God.
09:50How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:52I don't understand what that means.
09:54I don't understand what that means.
09:55Did you times it by something?
09:569 o'clock is 31.
09:58That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:009 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1012 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:14You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22Let's have a look at the answer.
10:24It's 40.
10:25The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940?
10:30Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:33I still don't fucking understand the answer.
10:35The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:37I hate the 1% club.
10:39That's a fucking stupid game.
10:40After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
10:45OK, here we go.
10:46Yes.
10:47Whoa.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:50Good luck.
10:51This is your 1% question.
10:54I've never ever got a 1% question right.
10:58Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:04Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:05What a name.
11:06What a fucking name.
11:07If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number, what are the final four?
11:13I don't even understand the question.
11:17What?
11:18Four.
11:19Oh.
11:20It's the last four out of head, so wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E.
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:295 is E.
11:30So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E.
11:368, 5, 1, 4.
11:39Can you shut up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:418, 5, 1, 4.
11:458, 5, 1, 4.
11:46It's a...
11:47It's...
11:48Alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:52This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5, 1, 3.
11:588, 5, 1, 3.
12:008, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:068, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh, you were...
12:11You know what?
12:12I said 4.
12:138, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well...
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You know what?
12:17You said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so...
12:21Gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Hanson and smart.
12:25Thanks, baby.
12:26I was saying...
12:27You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:33Oh, of course I have.
12:35Oh, what do you know?
12:37It's 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:39And how did you do?
12:40I did...
12:41Fine.
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:43Out on the first question, I believe?
12:46Yeah.
12:48And subsequently got none of them right?
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name, there must be something...
12:59That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:00Well, I mean, it's just...
13:01It's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with
13:07the answer.
13:08Oh, Columbo.
13:15We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by 3.
13:20It really gets going in episode 2.
13:25The one on the left should get its own show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:31Gogglebox.
13:32Sponsored by 3.
13:36In New York...
13:37I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey!
13:43Don't make it about me.
13:44And his wife, Jas.
13:45You want a small tree.
13:46I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went,
13:50Oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:52I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:55I think he was distracted.
13:56Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:58Yeah, no.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep,
14:06I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:07We've got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I love you.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to...
14:26Oh, do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:31Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:39And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:44I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:46I don't...
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:48Believe it.
14:49Say what you see.
14:50If you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:56Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:05Well, we'll try.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:07Come on.
15:08Time's up.
15:09Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18Peace on earth.
15:19World peace.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:23World peace.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I have no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:28Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:32Bill.
15:33Bill.
15:34Bill Bailey's got it.
15:35Bill Bailey's no...
15:36He's no slouch.
15:37He's got it.
15:38Christmas peace.
15:39Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:40Christmas peace.
15:41They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:46Oh, my God.
15:47He does look like...
15:48He really does.
15:49Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50Peace on earth.
15:51It's peace on earth.
15:52Of course she gets it.
15:54It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57I'm it.
15:58Here's your next catchphrase.
15:59Georgia, this one's yours.
16:03Best sheep.
16:04Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:12Best in goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Bill.
16:16The greatest of all time.
16:18The goat.
16:19Yes, the greatest of all time is correct.
16:21All right, Bill Joel.
16:22I don't get that.
16:23No, I don't get that.
16:24No, me.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:26No, me.
16:27These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:29Well, for the youth.
16:30They're quite youth-based.
16:31Aren't they?
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Dropping your dust.
16:42Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:45Something horrifying.
16:46You know what the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What is he chucking his ass?
16:51Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:54Back?
16:55Dusty bam.
16:56No.
16:57What's he up to there?
17:00He threw his back out the door.
17:03Threw his back out.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:08Oh, threw my back out?
17:09Out.
17:10No, no, Ian's better.
17:12Phil.
17:13He's put his back out.
17:14He certainly has.
17:15We got that one right.
17:16I got that.
17:17He put his back out.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:29Bill, I really just hope you do it.
17:31Simple as that.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:35Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:37Ooh.
17:38Gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:43Look at my balls.
17:45Golden globes, red carpet.
17:47Says the actor.
17:49Couple of gold worlds.
17:51Golden globe rewards.
17:52Pass.
17:53Pass!
17:54Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
17:59Follow the plot.
18:00Yes, yes.
18:01Plot.
18:02Ooh.
18:03Plot twist.
18:04Oh, unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:06Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09The plot thickens?
18:10Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:12He's got a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's the other spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging.
18:29Because I bet when you're there it's tough.
18:30But Bill is shit at this.
18:32Uh...
18:33House party.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill!
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:452,500 pounds.
18:47Oh.
18:48Bill, listen, Bill.
18:49Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:57I don't know.
18:59On reflection.
19:00That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:02What was his charity?
19:03We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that.
19:05No.
19:06Hopefully it'll stand up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:17Matthew's the eldest.
19:18And then Rebecca is the middle child.
19:21And Sophie, the baby.
19:22Ah, look all the measurements.
19:24Did that with the kids.
19:26Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:38That smile's infectious.
19:41She was probably about nine or ten,
19:44and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street,
19:47and she just decided from that moment on,
19:50that's what she wanted to become was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:55I think at nine years of age,
19:56you're saying you want to be a doctor.
19:57That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So back in June 2023,
20:13she basically had gone out for a few drinks,
20:16nothing crazy, come home,
20:17and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:20So she went into A&E.
20:22She noticed that her tummy was distended
20:25for a few days afterwards.
20:26She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
20:28I'm going to send you for a scan.
20:29Let's have a look.
20:30Let's have a look.
20:33Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:41Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:47As parents, you try and do everything in your power
20:54to look after your child.
21:06And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:08It's got no control at all, have you?
21:10Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:12Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
21:15and then having to shave her hair off is,
21:17is, yeah.
21:24Heartbreaking.
21:26Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:31It's one of the worst bits.
21:32Yes.
21:42Oh, no.
21:57Bloody hell, Becca.
22:04There are no further...
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:12When you're told there is no hope,
22:19you've got nothing left to say.
22:31I kind of sat near to the bed,
22:32and had her head just on my shoulder,
22:34and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:35And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:36I sat with her on the bed at that point,
22:37and, again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:38But, um, she came into this world,
22:39and I, and I held her.
22:40And as she left, as she left this world,
22:41I held her too.
22:42I held her too.
22:43And as she left, as she left this world, I held her too.
22:48I held her too.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50It's not right.
22:51It's not right.
22:52It is awfully sad.
22:53No mother should bury her child.
22:54No mother should bury her child.
22:57No mother should bury her child.
22:58No mother should bury her child.
22:59Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:17It is awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:29Oh, God.
23:35She never long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:48You raise your children.
23:50You try to get them through everything and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:44We've got that one little Gogglebox set-up race here.
24:47And, look who's joined to her, it's only bloody Greg Davis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59So national theatre next baby.
25:00Our wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Hall.
25:05I have.
25:06Little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's tough for me because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now of saying I despise them.
25:13And I do, I do.
25:18But even you have got to be.
25:19But still got on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Hall in the one section.
25:30We join them live now.
25:31We're going to go to the studio.
25:37Well, now we're here to the studio.
25:40How do you think he's looking?
25:41I think he looks close to tears.
25:44And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause.
25:52And also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, he really does love his music.
25:59And he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's learned to lesson here.
26:05I think he's learned to lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:11But I mean, what an effort from the boy and from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I honestly think, you know, this is the music marathon we never knew we needed.
26:22And you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look at them.
26:25Sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later.
26:30And we will join you again after Celebrity Gogglebox.
26:36He looks so broad.
26:39This bit will blow your way.
26:44He's the same age as me.
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26:53Think of any word.
26:55And on the count of three, we're going to both say the word that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three.
27:02Jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:09On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three.
27:12Cup.
27:12No way.
27:15I know.
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30All right, okay.
27:30Go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:32You've got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:13It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:17It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:25When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within
28:29and on the border right on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back,
28:38forth, all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48Can one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53Sure.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:01How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:29It's time to go.
29:32Festive wrapping.
29:34Festive wrapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:35I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone to do our wrapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:40Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:51Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax?
29:55We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
29:57We should get a family seal.
29:58Rolled crest, I bet, as well.
29:59Charles, I'll be looking for that.
30:02It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bayless and Harden gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13I can't wait for our last guest.
30:18Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:31Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:35Oh, there he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:49There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets, is that right?
30:51Beet root.
30:51Beet root.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:58It was beets.
30:59And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets.
31:14He would call them beet root, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beet root.
31:17He does not like beet root, as Prince Harry.
31:19Okay, so can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26You're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Ooh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:31So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:50There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding on to his fringe.
31:59I smell gumbo.
32:00I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:04Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favourites, especially her mum's.
32:11Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mum's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:20I'm not so sure it's as good as your mum's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh!
32:25Oh!
32:25This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35Mm.
32:35I smelt the gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:40Who has the time?
32:42Megan.
32:44Because she's only got two kids.
32:45Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51When we had two, we wouldn't have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
33:02This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:09My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome.
33:12He's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football.
33:16And sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have to go to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:21Just a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:33I think that's very romantic.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful.
33:40And that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:44Oh, they look a good match.
33:45Don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:52Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:59Yeah.
33:59I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me.
34:04And I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan, and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at
34:13me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:16Got a call and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want to speak to you.
34:20And I was just like, right, okay.
34:23So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:24And I gave us the worst juice.
34:31Oh, God.
34:34What was in his brain?
34:40I have basically a brain tumour, but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:50Two years to live.
34:57As the diagnosis got more and more assessed, the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:06So it was a big sort of shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:16It's so shit because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:21Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:25And he was just like, do it all now because you don't know what's ahead of you.
35:30Do you know what?
35:31Fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:37They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:43You all right?
35:43Yeah.
35:43Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56I've already made it to the wedding.
35:57It was just a day of positive love.
36:05The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of a sweet affair, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:15So I'd like to start this speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:19Yeah!
36:20Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:25And thank you for just being you.
36:26Yeah!
36:30Look at the way she looks at him.
36:32I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married life with Carrie in our house and just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:53Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:59Six weeks.
37:01Oh, my God.
37:02At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I'm so glad you've managed to find love and...
37:20They go to celebrate each other.
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38:14It's quite good.
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38:24In Hampshire...
38:26What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:39just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41Because it was all on sale.
38:42I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:44What do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pajamas away.
39:02No, the pajamas I do need.
39:05On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery Plus.
39:13Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like parching in your shed, mate, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes parching, doesn't he?
39:21You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:29Shed load of ideas.
39:31I appreciate that title.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
39:35Yeah.
39:35And I used to love it when it rained.
39:37Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:39And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door, like, half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rain is gorgeous.
39:44And just listening to it.
39:45And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:51It's not rain.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know.
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they all run pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, mate.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Take over.
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get half it down the back and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:31This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35He's not going to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavours.
40:41Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you picked a crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this
41:05one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15Ugh.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisp.
41:25That's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:31What's Spam?
41:32Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had Spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed Spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06Oh, he's always like liquid Spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:13Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to Spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:27Could be the last time, James.
42:29Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:40Just because he has to.
42:44Oh, it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good.
42:46He just says it works.
42:47Works.
42:50Look, it tastes of shit.
42:51It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:09I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
43:17In Wiltshire.
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:39Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not.
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:44It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:47I don't want you to tell me that there are.
43:49Ding dong, merrily on high.
43:51This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Pedders.
44:02Dropper Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:11Pub Numb.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So Judy and Julie were in this.
44:29Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes.
44:37You're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:45It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What you have to do.
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching.
45:05She gets taught belly.
45:07Yeah, she does.
45:07Well, she should.
45:09She should.
45:12I've never seen this.
45:14That's insane.
45:14Oh.
45:15Oh, it's just joyous.
45:21Oh, spin.
45:22Spin, Julie.
45:26The hills are flying.
45:29Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:34With songs they have sung.
45:36For a thousand years.
45:40My heart wants to sing every song.
45:44I hate musicals.
45:45It's so...
45:46Do you know there's your favorite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:50Oh, God.
45:52Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of mew.
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No.
46:01It's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:05Sing once more.
46:17All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
46:26Lisa.
46:27Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:43Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone's slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I know, too.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
47:01Oh, what is this surprise?
47:03Oh, great.
47:07Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:12Yeah, that would be the EastEnders version.
47:15There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall and the bells in the steeple too.
47:23And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo.
47:33Regretfully they tell us.
47:35But firmly they come tell us.
47:37To say goodbye.
47:38Cuckoo.
47:39Cuckoo.
47:41Cuckoo.
47:45You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long.
47:47Farewell.
47:48Aviva.
47:49Say goodbye.
47:50I hate to go and leave us pretty sight.
47:58Each one goes.
48:02Oh, I see.
48:04Aviva.
48:05Adieu.
48:06Adieu.
48:06Adieu.
48:07Adieu.
48:07Adieu.
48:08Adieu.
48:08Adieu.
48:09Okay, he knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:13Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
48:19Yeah.
48:19To get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22He's burst into song and dance.
48:25So long.
48:26Farewell.
48:27I'll be just saying goodbye.
48:29Just go to sleep.
48:30Just go to sleep.
48:30And leave us sigh and say goodbye.
48:33Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long.
48:39Goodbye.
48:40I can't.
48:42I'm going to get us a snack.
48:46This is the best bit though.
48:48Oh.
48:49The sun has gone.
48:54She's scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:55Oh my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Good night.
49:07Isn't that lovely?
49:08Oh, mercifully.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this.
49:15Because you know what will be coming next, don't you?
49:17Oh God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:21Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed.
49:33In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:37That was well good.
49:46Yeah.
49:47That was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
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