Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 03
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00:00Now, have you got my space?
00:03Are you going to move?
00:07Do I look like I'm going to move?
00:11Are you comfy, Tilly?
00:13Look out of your eyes. I know you're there.
00:23Yes!
00:25Happy days.
00:26Oh, Danielle, I like this.
00:27He's gone and done and did it.
00:28I don't trust him because he's teetotaled.
00:30Oh, no. No.
00:31Cryptic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:34Oh, no, no.
00:36What a waste of a muffin.
00:39What's that?
00:41Unacceptable.
00:42Yeah.
00:43What the hell?
00:45Is that it?
00:46There's not much evidence of man boob, is there, Mary?
00:49Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:50Oh, no.
00:52Oh, no.
00:53Oh, he's a badger.
00:54He is, he's a badger.
00:56Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
00:58It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:00Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:03In the week Trump landed at Stansted for his state visit, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11Nikki and Davina were finding your family again on ITV1.
01:15Imagine the moment.
01:16Hi, Alan.
01:19Hi, Davina.
01:20When the burning questions can finally be answered.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:27I've still got that Ancestry.com thing that Dad gave me for Christmas.
01:32Are you going to do it and see what the heritage is?
01:35I want to, but I don't want to give these people my DNA.
01:38Oh, Shay.
01:40Stop it.
01:41I don't know.
01:41You think they haven't got your DNA already?
01:43Come on, girl.
01:45You were born in Croydon.
01:51They sold your DNA a long time ago.
01:53A long time ago.
01:53Cyberbullying stateside got the Netflix treatment.
01:58Everyone else had a phone, you know.
01:59I just, I wanted to fit in.
02:01I was just getting to that age where, like, social media was becoming popular.
02:05And I just wanted...
02:05Sick, bro.
02:08Sick.
02:10How many eyes are there, Mary?
02:13It's nine.
02:14It's meant to be drooling.
02:16Can you do it?
02:18Sick.
02:19Bro.
02:20And the nation felt divided over uniting the kingdom on ITV.
02:25Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolise?
02:32I saw an England flag in somebody's window and it had England underneath it.
02:38But they'd drawn the curtains so all you could see was gland.
02:42I was like, yeah, that's right.
02:45That's my country, gland.
02:50In Leeds.
02:56Izzy!
02:58What?
02:59My bronzer.
03:00Why have you been doing your make-up sat on my sofa?
03:03I was opening my bronzer to look at my mirror in there.
03:06I got it.
03:07It's my bloody Charlotte Tilbury, that.
03:09Right, don't move.
03:11Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:13Oh, can we salve?
03:16Bastard!
03:17Can we salvage any?
03:18No, stop trying to pick it up.
03:20It'll crush it and it'll be more.
03:22Hey!
03:23Stop moving!
03:24There's a quid's worth of bronzer there that you're backing up.
03:27Hey, so the quid's worth of bronzer is on my sofa.
03:29This week, a celebrity chef's offspring was cooking up some classics on Prime Video.
03:36I think this is going to be great for me because I've been looking for some cooking tips.
03:40Do you know, Summer, all the cooking shows we've watched, Jenny, you've never bloody done one of them.
03:44You've sat here, you've took notes, you've wrote it down every recipe and you've done that all about it.
03:49You know, and do you know, it's cost me a fortune.
03:51I buy the pots what you need, the pans what you need, and they're still in the cupboard.
03:56I'm Tilly Ramsey.
03:57I love to cook and I have a passion for mastering new dishes.
04:01It's Matilda Ramsey.
04:02Tilly Ramsey.
04:03Street name Tilly, yes.
04:04Is she Gordon's daughter?
04:06Yes.
04:07Isn't that charming?
04:08From recipes I discover on social media...
04:10I love a TikTok recipe.
04:11There's so many good recipes on TikTok.
04:14Oh, they're so good.
04:15I can't wait to get in the kitchen with you and dish it out.
04:18Dish it out.
04:18You'll like to dish it out, but not food.
04:22I feel like I'm going to like Tilly's food.
04:24I feel like she's going to cook stuff that I want to eat.
04:27I mean, it's not hard.
04:29No, it's not.
04:30I have been looking forward to today for a very long time,
04:33because the theme is comfort food classics.
04:37Oh, chat to me, Tilly.
04:39Oh, I love a bit of comfort food.
04:41I'm all for comfort.
04:43And I've got a very special guest with me today.
04:45It'll be a dad.
04:46Oh, it will be a dad, won't it?
04:47First episode, do you blow all your beans in?
04:49Episode one.
04:50I would.
04:51Bringing out the big gums.
04:52Someone I've known for quite a long time.
04:54It's your dad.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Yes, finally, Tilly.
04:58Dad.
04:59Oh, that could have been me and dad.
05:01Oh, my God, Dad.
05:02It's going to get you some viewers when your dad's Gordon Ramsay.
05:05And I don't blame her for milking it, because I would.
05:08Exactly.
05:09I wish my dad were Gordon Ramsay.
05:10Yeah.
05:11So's Neil.
05:11Yeah.
05:13What are we making today?
05:14Please, take a look.
05:17Bonjour, madame.
05:18Oh, we're in Paris.
05:19Oh, au forc.
05:19It's either going to be beef bourguignon or French onion soup, surely.
05:23No, croque monsieur.
05:24Well, you always think about Paris fold, it's frog's legs.
05:26French fries?
05:28That's called for fold travel thing.
05:31Croque monsieur.
05:32Oh!
05:33Yes, yes, yes.
05:34Oh, right.
05:34That's a sort of toasted sandwich.
05:36It's a toasted, it's basically a posh ham and cheese toasted, yeah.
05:39So I like to do half cream and half milk, OK?
05:43Or bay leaf, yeah, a little touch of salt.
05:46Hold on, who's cooking here?
05:48Isn't it?
05:48What are you doing there, anyway?
05:49I thought she was supposed to be doing...
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52If you start grating a little bit of cheese on a plate for me...
05:58So we've got gruyere and comte.
06:00Oh, we have comte, don't we?
06:02When we go to France, we like the comte.
06:05Comte is a cheese.
06:07I know, but what does comte look like?
06:11No.
06:12Eh?
06:13I've never had comte in my home.
06:18Oh, I'm so ready.
06:19I like to toast both sides in just a little bit of olive oil.
06:23Yep.
06:24OK.
06:25And touch on butter.
06:26Olive oil and butter?
06:27So the bread's buttered, he's put a bit of salt on the bread,
06:29then the bread's gone into butter and oil.
06:31I don't think this is for us on a diet.
06:33Would you describe this as cardiac cuisine?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Now, we start building this out.
06:39Yes!
06:41So bechamel on top.
06:42I don't know if you can put that on top.
06:43It does look quite good.
06:44Shall I go and make us one in a minute?
06:46No.
06:46Right, fried egg.
06:47Let's turn that croque monsieur into croque madame.
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh, he's doing the madame now, so it's the fried egg,
06:55obviously, on the top.
06:56So he's going from the monsieur one to the madame.
06:59Close your eyes.
07:01Hold out your hand.
07:03What is it?
07:03What's that?
07:04What's he putting in her hand?
07:05That's a beautiful French truffle from Perigot.
07:09Whoa!
07:09Bloody hell!
07:11That's about £2,000 worth, isn't it?
07:13Yep.
07:13I bloody knew he was going to get the truffle out.
07:16Oh!
07:16Well, what a way to ruin something by sticking truffle all over it.
07:20And that is a delicious croque monsieur finished à la croque madame.
07:26Wow, that's a sandwich, boy.
07:28That just looks lovely.
07:29I'm a little bit hurt inside that I'll never get to taste that.
07:32I don't get why they've not done, like, a cheap version of it.
07:35You know, for us mere mortals, you know,
07:37yes, you can replace the ham with Billy Bear.
07:40Yeah.
07:41You can use a grated baby bell through the middle of it.
07:44Yeah.
07:45And then the truffle, you know, don't even bother with that.
07:48Pepper.
07:49Just pepper.
07:50Just put loads of pepper on it.
07:52That's the working man's truffle, isn't it?
07:55Pepper.
07:59Bon appétit, as they say in France.
08:03In Leeds...
08:05Just so you know, I'm going to bury you in those.
08:07What?
08:08Not prematurely, like when you pass naturally of natural causes.
08:11I'm going to bury you in those pyjamas.
08:12Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
08:15Oh, that were my aunties that died, actually.
08:17I mean, she didn't die in them, but, yeah.
08:20Okay.
08:22But they are quite big now.
08:23They're nice.
08:24I know.
08:25I feel rich in these pyjamas.
08:27You look rich.
08:28Like I'm screaming old money.
08:29Old?
08:32Old?
08:33No money.
08:34Old, no money.
08:36LAUGHTER
08:36This week, it was the extraordinary tale about the high school catfish that had us gripped
08:43on Netflix.
08:45Ooh, I've heard about this one.
08:46Everyone's talking about it on TikTok.
08:48Have I ever been catfished?
08:49I'm trying to think.
08:51Can you not remember when I was?
08:52I think I was once on MSN.
08:54MSN?
08:56All of the text messages in this film are real.
08:59I can read.
09:01My name's Lauren Licari.
09:04My girlfriend, Beale City, Michigan.
09:07And, you know, there's always in America where you get these stories.
09:09You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.
09:15What the?
09:16Nah, that's cruel.
09:17What the fuck?
09:18They're going through your text?
09:20Yeah, it's yay.
09:21A high school girl in Michigan was cyberbullied for more than a year.
09:25Shit.
09:26Cyberbullied?
09:26These texts were coming in at a clip of 40, 50 a day.
09:31Bloody hell.
09:35Oh, no number.
09:36The high school catfish.
09:38You know what, if it wasn't for small-town America, Netflix would be bankrupt.
09:42Because there'd be nothing to show.
09:43Yeah.
09:43There was a girl in my class that threw a Halloween party every year.
09:47And all of our classmates would go and all of our parents would go.
09:50I mean, October's a good time to throw a Halloween party.
09:53It makes sense.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Everything checks out so far.
09:55We were about a year into our relationship, me and Lauren.
09:58And she was not invited.
10:01But, like, I, like, basically invited her.
10:03Like, how chivalrous.
10:05He's really, like, stomping us all forward to that.
10:07Yeah.
10:08I'm calling you all going, babe.
10:09Two weeks before the Halloween party, we got a text from an unknown number and a group chat.
10:15Oh.
10:15Hi, Lauren.
10:16Ellen is breaking up with you.
10:18What?
10:19Who would be sending that?
10:20Not sure what he told you, but he is coming to the Halloween party.
10:24And we are both down to fuck.
10:26Oh!
10:27You are a sweet girl.
10:27This person is intense.
10:30The 13.
10:30DTF means that, does it?
10:32Before all of this, dating no one, I was just having a good life.
10:37I loved life.
10:38Oh, she was having a good life with her first boyfriend.
10:41They liked a lot of the same stuff, you know?
10:43A lot of the sports.
10:45They went trick-or-treating together.
10:47Little things like that.
10:48That's Lauren's mum, Kendra.
10:50I'm glad you're here, Julie.
10:51It must be awful for Kendra to see her daughter, Lauren, go through all of this.
10:58Oh, yeah, without a doubt, because of this.
11:00It's heartbreaking.
11:00And then it started to get worse and worse.
11:04Oh, my gosh.
11:06Never heard of the word skank.
11:07What does skank mean, I wonder?
11:08No idea.
11:10Well, it's probably like a ferret.
11:12Wrong spelling of skunk.
11:13Skunk, yeah.
11:15Owen and I down to suck finger fuck.
11:17Ah!
11:19Damn!
11:19What the hell's a suck finger fuck?
11:24I think it's three separate events.
11:27No!
11:27I don't think it's a one-stop shop.
11:32Kill yourself now, bitch.
11:34What?
11:35This is shocking.
11:36No, that's too far.
11:38I mean, all the...
11:39That's too far.
11:40The suck duck and fuck or whatever it was.
11:42Yeah, I mean, that was too far.
11:45Well, this is too far.
11:45This is absolutely too far.
11:47In April of 22...
11:50God, it's nearly two years.
11:51That's a long time, isn't it?
11:53Sheriff Mike Main requested some assistance in a case he was investigating.
11:58Oh, look at the FBI!
11:59Yeah, Bradley Peter's now involved.
12:01I found one phone number that kept coming up.
12:04Ooh, shit.
12:06I can't wait.
12:07Who is it?
12:08One number name.
12:10The phone number was...
12:12Kendra.
12:13Kendra?
12:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's her mum.
12:15That's the mother, isn't it?
12:16Oh, why?
12:19Lauren's mum.
12:21That can't be right.
12:23Yeah.
12:23Yeah.
12:24This is all kind of fucked up.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Is this right?
12:31Hi, Kendra.
12:32Oh, this might be where the house gets raided.
12:34We've got to have a conversation.
12:36Okay.
12:36And I have a search warrant.
12:38Okay.
12:38For your devices and your phones.
12:40She's not going, what the hell, this is ridiculous, why are you questioning me?
12:44I'd be like, what are you on about?
12:45What do you mean with the devices?
12:46What do you want them for?
12:47What do you want them for?
12:49We come up with some stuff that comes back to you.
12:51What do you mean?
12:52She's panicking.
12:53She looks panicked.
12:54Here we go.
12:55The penny's dropped, hasn't it?
12:56Freaking see it in a dish.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Me?
12:59Rabbit in the headlights.
13:00You can tell by her breathing.
13:01The message is coming and originating from you.
13:05No.
13:06Yes, you, love.
13:07You.
13:08She seems too calm.
13:10I still kind of don't believe it's her.
13:12Your number, even though it was being hid, showed up every single message.
13:16Oh, my gosh.
13:17Oh, don't you tell me that all that language was coming from the mother.
13:22Does it have to do with Owen?
13:24Is there an infatuation there with Owen?
13:26No.
13:28Nothing like that.
13:29No.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:31Nothing like that.
13:32How did it really start?
13:33Like, why did it start after?
13:34Did it start during when they were both dating?
13:36It did.
13:37She did it then.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39Simon.
13:40Is she joking?
13:42Lauren, can you come in?
13:43How's Lauren going to take this?
13:45Oh, no.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:48How does this even begin to unfold?
13:50You guys have been under a lot of stress lately.
13:52Some moves going on, some financial issues and everything else going on.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:56Wow.
13:56Is it going to be shattered?
13:57Mom got wrapped up into some stuff.
14:00And she didn't start it, but continued it.
14:04So we found some evidence and we kind of searched on it.
14:07We're going to take her phone and stuff.
14:08Look at Kendra's face.
14:09She's going to cry.
14:11She's finally realising the depth of what she's done.
14:13Sometimes when we're not thinking straight, we do some things that aren't right.
14:18What are you doing?
14:19How can you put your hand around that pain after what you've typed and what she's got on her phone?
14:27I'm weirdly feeling a bit sorry for Kendra, despite her being a really terrible mother.
14:32A mum has been helping her through all this terrible time with the texts.
14:37And that creates a bond.
14:39Yeah.
14:40And I think that's why she's done it, potentially.
14:44Every single one of us makes mistakes.
14:46Not a single one of us has lived a perfect life.
14:48You know, to me, that's not a mistake.
14:51Yeah.
14:51You're not slipped and said that by accident.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Exactly.
14:56Ooh, what am I like?
14:57It's one thing lying about your kids to Santa and the Tooth Fairy, but this just takes it to a whole new level.
15:05At least we don't have to worry about our mum catfishing us, because she can't...
15:08She can't even do an online shop.
15:10Exactly, so...
15:11In home...
15:20What are you doing?
15:21You're getting on my nerves.
15:22Facial exercises.
15:24What?
15:25To get rid of me gizzard.
15:26That's friends Jenny and Lee.
15:28If I go like that, it moves up.
15:30It makes it worse.
15:31Have you seen yourself in a mirror?
15:33No, I don't want to look at it.
15:34I won't do them if I look at it.
15:37E, E, I, O, U, U.
15:42U.
15:42You're not doing that.
15:43Real won't let me do it neither.
15:44No, and I'm not fucking letting you, are they?
15:47Idiot.
15:48On Thursday night, it was tissues at the ready for more emotional reunions on ITV1.
15:54I'm drinking wine, because I'm watching Long Lost Family.
15:58I didn't know you needed a reason.
16:00I think right like if someone was lost after many years would it be any point in finding them
16:14You might start shedding a tear in here, you know
16:16You, yeah, it's quite sad sometimes. I thought bad men don't cry. I'm not bad. I'm a good man
16:2358 year old widower peter mcdonald was born and raised in lancashire. You like metal detecting don't you? I do like it
16:34You're not gonna find him with a metal detector mate
16:37Yeah, he's not robocop
16:40Peter was born peter stamp in 1966
16:44He was less than six months old when his birth father placed him into care
16:48Oh, where's the birth mother then the father put you into care?
16:52He was brought up by foster parents in the preston area shout out to foster parents
16:56I know I started to get curious and started asking a few questions
17:01But the answers weren't there for me really he could be related to you
17:04He's got them eyebrows look with all the air straggling everywhere
17:08He's not come knocking on our door is he but then some new information emerged. Oh, come on then
17:14There were some documents from from the social services
17:19With the name trevor stamp. Oh, I want to have his it's not a common nickname either is it stamp terence stamp
17:27Okay, the actor you wouldn't know who any others
17:29I don't know any other stamps. I used to collect stamps peter stamp, but yeah
17:33Well, this one now obviously those documents referred to a boy a couple of years older than peter with the same surname
17:40Wow
17:41Oh, she must have a brother in order to find his brother trevor
17:44He wants to have a look under a bridge peter decided to track down his birth father
17:48No way found his dad peter's father didn't know where trevor was
17:53But he was able to tell peter the story of how they were separated
17:57Aha come on. How could I separate what's going on here like my mother was on the train with me and trevor
18:04And me father had turned up and there was a bit of a argument
18:08Oh a bit of a kerfuffle
18:09This ain't sounding good is it?
18:11Sounds like she was leaving him
18:13As the train was leaving the station, my father grabbed me off my mother because I was in her arms
18:20What torn apart can you imagine being ripped from your mother's arms and the door was shut and that was it
18:27No way
18:29This is like sliding doors, but beyond
18:33Anything you can imagine a bit later and nikki and the gang had done their thing and tracked down peter's brother
18:40Tell me if it were the circumstances of your separation from peter all those years ago
18:46Mum just said we she was leaving
18:51And we we'd got on the train to get away from to get away from me dad
18:55This is the cockney version of peter
18:57It is cockney peter you could see it on her face when she spoke about it hurt her
19:03Because you she always said she regretted it not going back for him. She's probably held that inside her
19:09All that time all the for the rest of her life
19:12Here comes peter come on come and meet you brother
19:21Oh wow oh look at the smile
19:24I think it would take me not seeing you for 58 years to hug you
19:40Thank you glad you're looking for me
19:43Oh
19:45Yeah, please say yeah, yeah, I'm pleased to see you both. They're not men of many words are they?
19:51I'm so glad what I was told
19:54About mom
19:55Yeah, because I always thought that she never wanted me
19:59Yeah, I thought his mom never wanted him before she passed she always said find him
20:04Sheb is losing it isn't he? Yeah, we've met on mom's birthday
20:08Tonight today was my birthday
20:13Wow he didn't know that did he happy birthday mom do I go you travel forever you can call me whatever you want bro
20:20All right, yeah, bro. That'll do bro bro. Yeah, bro. You can call me whatever you want bro
20:26Know what I think that watching long lost families
20:42makes me think that we do actually take each other for granted
20:49Don't you think yeah, so you better appreciate me
20:56in the Cotswolds Jay-Z and Beyonce have bought in the Cotswolds they've been saying it for a
21:03couple of weeks I didn't think it was true Andrew and his husband Alfie I mean obviously they say
21:08everybody's buying here after Ellen DeGeneres and Portia they've got a nine bedroom seven
21:15bathroom with its own leg and they're going to be moving in in 2026 oh and she's been spotted
21:21in a local garden I'm going to the garden center yeah that's it I'm going to go and buy some
21:27winter plants or something like that hang out until you know what I'll say to them this ain't Texas
21:32on Wednesday night there were more wrong guns on Channel 5 I could maybe like work for the police
21:45force like behind a desk yeah not on the front line not Bobby on the beat no I can't stand
21:53confrontation you'd be horrendous I would be you'd be like excuse me sir can you stop doing that no
21:59okay have a nice day fed up of feral teens what's a feral teen is a feral teen not just a teenager
22:07that's growing up in a society where there's no youth clubs anymore nothing to do is that what a
22:11feral teen is I'm on a high horse already me or driven mad by the druggy deadbeat yes everyone
22:18is I don't think you've been too troubled in this village no but we did have sirens and policemen
22:24coming a few years ago when that woman walked into a bog on top the hill here's the answer to your
22:30prayers if you were walking down the street and a group of youths were coming your way you'd
22:45probably turning and running right yeah I'll burst into tears PC Alex is out and about with eyes on
22:52the Grange estate in Kettering he soon spots a known drug dealer and repeat offender no drug dealer
23:07repeat offender easy pickings here Alex only wants a natter but the bloke isn't the chatty type oh he's
23:15off yeah sometimes you just want to get on selling your drugs without chatting away don't you you
23:19don't want interference all the time happy and by all at least the police are the last one you want
23:24to speak to exactly where is it oh they've lost him though is he gone I mean I'm not being funny how
23:33fast can a smack head roll you'd be surprised if the dealer is carrying drugs he can now lose them
23:40before cops catch up thanks for explaining that yeah look he's holding on to the side there that
23:45means the car's moving at some serious speed that's like when mum's driving I have to hold on to
23:49everything seatbelt everything hold on for dear life after a 10 minute search there is no sign of
23:56their target lost him well I hope they're going to show us somebody being caught Alex is about to
24:03stand down when when he spots another fella also known for repeated drug offenses are they just going
24:09around looking for drugs on the street well they might as well what else is there to do they're
24:15just starting on anyone there he's got a bag the cyclist doesn't wait and bolts oh he's off he's
24:23off on all in a nobody wants to talk to Alex one little bait that'll get him to stop as if he
24:33can't hear the sirens behind oh there's police behind me I didn't even hear him he pulls over to
24:39let them back sorry go on you go through even with a cop car directly behind the cyclist he's not
24:46stopping why is he staying on the roads I don't get it I know the whole point of being like not in a
24:51car for a criminal um not talking from experience here would be that you can cut off a side or start
24:57jumping gardens I know I've never seen hot fuzz no I know yeah what's this it's there oh it's
25:04there look with all these cop cars look is that three police cars chasing a bike by the time the
25:09cops catch up the suspect dives off road across a field with an officer in tow oh my goodness well
25:18he's not gonna get him if he's running it's just cringe isn't it watching a copper chase somebody that
25:22they're not gonna catch makes me cringe it gives me the ick Alex's car swings off road
25:27oh yes I used to skate in that park on the left there
25:32there he is there he is
25:35where's he going now it's no yellow jersey for Kettering's Bradley Wiggins oh we've got him
25:45what happened he just stopped yeah he stopped I just stopped a thorough search reveals
25:51what what what what is it what's in your pocket sis
25:57nothing oh well that's embarrassing isn't it lads just stop next time this wouldn't have happened if
26:07you just spoke to me you know I didn't think we go we went hard enough there we should have
26:12definitely got the chopper and a few canine units yeah spice things up a bit yeah for one bloke on a bike
26:18right well I'm going to write in and complain it said catching the obs was the title of the program
26:24if they're not going to catch anyone I've been cheated
26:27in Durham I bet you pleased your mum and dad's home of holiday have you been coping I mean I can look after
26:41myself you know yeah but they do feed you and water you yeah my wee has been very orange what we've been eating
26:47best friends Abby and Georgia I had beans on toast with cheese and corn hot dogs what then the day after
26:59that I had a spaghetti bolognese ready meal and the day after that I had the spaghetti bolognese ready
27:06meal again so it must have been two for five pound and then I went back to the beans on toast until
27:12they come home because I ran out of ready meals on Friday there was more trouble for Downing Street
27:19making the headlines on ITV don't keep crunching them Chris while I'm listening to the news I'll
27:25tell you now I'm fascinated by the news don't I gets worse and worse every day doesn't it the Prime
27:31Minister has been accused today of ignoring the warnings about the former US ambassador Lord
27:36Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein oh gosh the joy of hindsight isn't it Mandy was a
27:43slippery slippery choice right from the beginning absolutely and Starmer knew it they knew this is
27:51what's so bad about the whole thing Peter Mandelson's friendship with the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein
27:56was well known when he was hired oh look at them look at them two best buddies is that Peter Mandelson
28:02so he's chilling with Epstein in a dressing gown yeah that's bookie yesterday when the government
28:09announced Mandelson had to go they said it was because of new information well I think any
28:14information that you know associates you with a paedophile yeah should be enough including leaked
28:20emails one of them sent by Mandelson after Epstein had pled guilty to child sex offenses Wow yeah so
28:28he's got absolutely no defense Peter Mandelson he was carrying on contact with a known paedophile that's
28:33that's that's a great ambassador the former ambassador wrote I think the world of you and
28:38oh no and that was all three being convicted I think the world of you you don't even say that about
28:44me I feel hopeless and furious about what has happened oh my god just just just why didn't you just
28:54dissociate yourself from them there and then fight for early release and your friends stay with you and
29:00love you weird thing to say to a convicted sex trafficker oh my god we'll see it takes the heat
29:05off Randy Andy doesn't it yeah but today claims that the security service warned against Mandelson's
29:13appointment raised doubts about Sir Keir Starmer's judgment so the security service they warned him
29:19off and then he went ahead and did it why the hell would you do that hire somebody who you've been
29:24advised not so Mandelson has a lot of gravitas he was there's a lot of people yeah you know he's
29:30incredibly well connected he's served in three different governments so it's not really surprising
29:37as an appointment but maybe you shouldn't have brushed certain things under the carpet yeah
29:41Sir Keir Starmer came to power under a banner of change plan for change well he's clearly having to
29:46change rather a lot at the moment you've got to give Sir Keir Starmer some credit he said plan for change
29:50all he's ever done is keep changing all the people he works for him yeah yes he's had to sack them
29:55yep but after two consecutive scandals and sackings to many this feels painfully familiar
30:02they're just offering it to reform on a plate aren't they because people just want trust in politicians
30:07it's bad enough growth isn't happening in the country but now you're just looking sleazy for a number
30:13of different reasons in Yorkshire when did you first decide to get a wig after I had polymyalgia
30:22and when you start tapering your cortisone down to nothing your hair starts falling out Sarah and her
30:29daughter-in-law Lara anyway so I went off to I rang Betty Brown up yesterday and I asked him if they'd get
30:35me another one so why'd you want another one it wasn't well because you have to wash them right
30:41special shampoo okay I've got a polystyrene head right oh my god how brilliant I can't tell you
30:49it is so funny so I can dry it on my polystyrene head oh that's perfect because it doesn't dry so
30:56quickly in the winter okay that's perfect on Tuesday night more scrubs and rubber gloves were being put to
31:04good use on Channel 5 you won't be able to eat that Lee because I'm putting Yorkshire vet on I've
31:11been backwards and forwards for the vets the past few weeks this friggin dog well we clearly haven't
31:17sorted his arse out well there wasn't anything wrong with his arse till he went we are lucky living in
31:26Yorkshire aren't we look at that and it's heavenly it is God's own County you just never know what
31:31you're gonna watch on this program do you I hope it's chickens today at the practice in Kirby moorside
31:37Katie's come to see Peter with her spaniel Aussie oh that's a naughty little doggo in it I believe he's eaten
31:45something oh classic Spaniel Aussie has previous he has a tendency to chew a lot of stuff oh here we go oh
31:54he got previous issues so he's a he's a chewer yeah Leo chewed my old boot Leo chewed my knickers a few
32:02months ago he ate a compression stocking and was rushed in for emergency surgery over a weekend
32:07compression stocking I could do with one of those some Spanx you wouldn't eat my Spanx would you
32:17what do you think you might have eaten mister I think it's a tie off my dress like I have a belt
32:23that goes around the material oh he's eating a belt has he if it gets caught in their intestine that's
32:29it they're stuffed yeah the problem material like that it doesn't show up very well on x-ray yeah but
32:34we will get patterns it probably won't show up very well on an x-ray but we will do it anyway
32:38and then we'll just see you know whether we need to do anything else yeah not insured oh bad luck
32:46something strange going on here isn't there oh there's definitely something in there isn't there
32:54what's all this yeah I'm no vet but that doesn't look right oh my god what's he in right let's get
33:02him on table and get him cut open okay look at him I'm intrigued now as to what he's got in there
33:10okay you're in either yeah I'm happy yeah oh here we go we've got to get this sorted out oh
33:20you're a bit squeamish I can feel we've got something abnormal in here oh gosh look at that
33:31you can feel it can you feel the belt till you go in there you can never be absolutely sure what is
33:37that wow oh my god what is it it's a sock it's a what it's a sock oh god it's one of those long
33:49socks isn't it like a knitted one he's had an absolute feast I've got them socks no the long
33:55ones oh that's making me feel sick it begs the question doesn't it where's the belt gone off a dress
34:01is that in there as well it's just like TK Maxx in there Ozzy's got a whole lost and found inside
34:07them what we need to do is just make sure that we haven't got a belt further along the gastrointestinal
34:13tract no he's got a guy looking for it in the intestines it's not in a happy place this intestine
34:19what is that tube oh that's his intestine lint yeah I know I know what that is what on earth is that
34:29what is it what have they found oh my Christ not again right there's a belt oh my god it's coming out
34:41just have to just gently tease that back just very gently oh god oh no no oh look at it all
34:49crinkling up looks like a scrunchie if this was a sock you couldn't do this she was only a small
34:55woman where's this belt from good grief his blood pressure is still quite low oh no is there like a
35:04three-second rule when tested who one can you leave them out for right oh my god it's like a magic
35:12show in it it's like something from Britain's Got Talent though they've got it oh that's gone yeah
35:21out of there oh my god amazing at least there's no buckle on it that's true oh get that sock out of
35:31my face well as we know Perkins only likes expensive things the only three expensive things we had in
35:35the house um he ate them our two wallets and that bag of mine very nice bag very nice bag very nice
35:42leather bag and then he did something one pair of my shoes he's done one very expensive passport the
35:47other day oh yeah my passport while we were watching television
35:50in Blackpool you know I didn't feel so good the other day yeah well I've not really been eating
36:03anyway I just woke up at four o'clock in the morning I was really really hungry Pete and his little sister
36:10Sophie thing is as soon as Paige is a bit of rustling or something like that especially at four o'clock in
36:15the morning she goes what are you doing now like I've been doing stuff before I've done nothing
36:22all night I've been asleep what are you doing now she says you sleep like you're in a coffin as well
36:28like she calls me the count as in like Dracula I sleep like that the count so you sure you're not
36:36miss hearing her oh I see on Monday night Liz early was speaking to us from the other side again on
36:47channel four if there was an inheritance to go around here from gran our relationship would
36:52definitely be a bit different oh you'd be seeing her every day yeah
36:56oh my god
36:58I once hand wrote a will at the start of Covid in case I die
37:08dad you better not make us work for the inheritance like Liz Hurley is making these guys work for it
37:21in the program the contestants had been gathered to talk about who'd done what during an earlier task
37:28start off with Matt I didn't get to see him outside for too long but when I did see him outside I
37:36felt like he was trying to lead as always Matt takes it upon himself to be the leader yesterday
37:43afternoon Catherine and Matt said to me oh we need to cut the dead weight oh throwing Catherine and Matt
37:52under the bus eh he said in the final five me him Catherine Jessie and Cam brilliant drama he was
38:02brutal like honestly I wish that you'd been there oh yeah I'm dropping so many bombshells left right
38:11and center this is the perfect opportunity to get rid of him out of the game it almost felt like I was
38:18dancing with the devil right so what did they do did they keep this information secret and use it
38:23or do they have it out with him a bit later Matt was back in the room and Tia had something to say
38:30the decision to put Jessie there was one we all kind of came to an agreement oh here we go oh she
38:40gonna spill the beans and it wasn't because of your work ethic that wasn't really what it was okay
38:45Mark's thinking fuck something it brought up in there oh look at Mark's face and the conversation
38:55brought up mine and Emma's names as being dead weight oh dead weight oh is he gonna deny it the
39:04conversation that I had with you and Catherine oh Mark's trying to get in early doors now he's trying to
39:11double down oh we've got a flashback oh this is what really happened so my final five I'd have
39:19yourself I'd have you I'd have cam Jessie and me there was no mention of dead weight there I didn't
39:25hear dead weight you lying bastard that's worse than dead weight to be fair is it you are a snake and a liar oh
39:35I feel like I'm watching each then there's no yeah are you being serious are you being serious yeah I
39:42fucking am could you lie I can't remember exactly who said what whether or not Catherine said that or
39:49whether or not someone else said it well you shouldn't have said it was Matt then should
39:54you such an old amnesia no point have I said that Hannah or Emma is a dead weight oh he's fuming
40:03Matt look at him Mark you use the wad they do it was like we need to get rid of the dead weight he
40:09didn't no he never said that Matt he never know absolute piece of work you are a piece of fucking
40:15working ah you are a twisted snake oh twisted snake snake oh I think there might be a new disease
40:23I'm with Matt there because he even had me thinking it was Matt and it wasn't you turn the
40:32words dead weight weren't used in that conversation well you was all already that before you always call
40:37him a dead weight get rid of him get yeah you've done it calm as a bastard you were saying and it
40:41wasn't calm okay under anything no so I'm holding my hands up and I'm saying I was at I was taken in
40:47by mark my ass no he's marking the other ones man no the other one's Matt this one's Matt oh there
40:55is no back there's no mark involved here today sorry I've got another tattoo are you serious yeah
41:03now what have you got now I've got a little cross behind my ear Sarah her husband Andre and their
41:09daughter Shay okay so where's the next tattoo gonna go maybe my foot or maybe like here you
41:16should put one on your forehead I'm a knucklehead on Saturday night it was news of unrest in the
41:22capital that made the ITV headlines the news man I am avoiding the news where I can do at the moment
41:29it's too intense like I like my news but there's a lot going on that's a bit crazy at least 25 people
41:35have been arrested and 26 police officers injured in what's thought to be the largest anti-migration
41:41protest in the UK in decades it just goes to show how people are worried about it and the government
41:48have got to sort it get something sorted when will people work out that immigrants aren't aren't the
41:53problem up to 150,000 demonstrators took to the streets of the capital good god 150,000
42:01protest no anti-immigration in a march organized by far-right activist Tommy Robinson now for fuck's
42:09sake of course Tommy Robinson's involved in it anything anti-migrant he's right at the front didn't you
42:14follow him on Instagram recently that were Tony Robinson they had promised a day of peaceful protest
42:21they lied same as he promises of not about color if Tommy Robinson's involved it ain't going to be
42:27peaceful a demonstration organizers said would unite the nation just as much has displayed this country's
42:34deepest divisions well I don't think this is united the nation this is just thuggery the problem is
42:41that this government and the last they they've failed to bring people together I bet it stinks of
42:47links there two rival rallies two sets of flags and slogans country's a powder keg just waiting
42:56for a fuse to be lit people aren't happy I'm here because of England I'm not here for any color any
43:02religious views I'm standing my ground that's it standing your ground against what my man my brain
43:08can't understand that level of tribalism I don't think you were brought up like that anyway no you've never
43:15said Britain for the British over dinner no me never I've noticed that oh this puddings from
43:22Yorkshire and it should be in Yorkshire and this is a Cumberland sausage so it needs to stay in
43:29Cumberland police are now trying to force protesters out of Trafalgar Square there have been many missiles
43:36thrown by them at us and at the police I am genuinely scared of these people me too like I feel like that
43:44they're more likely to be violent towards like me as an individual and a woman like as a migrant is
43:50many thousands gathered under London skies bloody hell look at that lot some of them might be just thugs
43:58oh I'm sure there are a few they probably are but not 150,000 thugs no these packed streets were the
44:07climax of a summer campaign fueled by public unease over illegal migration do you know what though this
44:15shows a strength of feeling doesn't it but is it really fueled by public unease or is it fueled by
44:20activists activists and people like Tommy Robinson and Twitter etc yeah but the fact that he can get
44:28and move that many people is the frightening thing yeah he's got massive pull the people I know went to
44:35it definitely are not far-right fascists on a stage close to Downing Street the far-right activist known
44:43as Toby Robinson oh here he is he's a troublemaker in you a man with convictions for fraud and violence
44:49rallied his supporters I think a lot of people respect his leadership because he's not afraid to
44:56say yes what he thinks what a beautiful day everybody yeah you're having a good time what
45:02does Tommy Robinson hope to get from this other than increase his YouTube followers so he gets paid
45:07more money yeah you always got to consider what is the end game for the people that organize these
45:13things and is it your best interest at heart there's got to be a change of government in Britain
45:17um it and you can't we don't have another four years or whatever the next election is oh my lord
45:24you're having a laugh why is this man up here why what's he got to do with it what do you mean
45:30what's he got to do with it he's got everything to do with it oh dear god imagine if I popped up in
45:34the Philippines saying there's got to be a change of government what's it got to do with me among
45:39the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolize I love
45:46this country and I like I want to look at the flag and feel pride for it as well but then it's almost
45:52like you're being forced to look at it in a different way when I was young that flag said
45:57don't come in this pub that flag said don't come down this road yeah yeah that flag says I don't like
46:05you I grew up in a time then when that was used for that yeah and now it's being used for that again
46:10but you two had the luxury of not experiencing that
46:13be up to date with the estate stream the inheritance before its end game begins on sunday
46:22night at nine and from dispatches to matches when you want ever after to start asap
46:27e4's got you the new series of maps uk starts sunday at nine although apparently you didn't hear
46:33this from me the first 10 minutes of episode one are up on our full reality youtube channel well
46:40until someone notices
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