Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 02
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00:00Maine's not.
00:02Stop right, Mary.
00:03Oh, stop it.
00:06Angela Rayner.
00:07You're just like Angela Rayner.
00:08You're incompetent.
00:15Yes!
00:16Happy days.
00:18Oh, Daniella, I like this.
00:19He's gone and done and did it.
00:20I don't trust him because he's teetotaled.
00:22Oh, no, no.
00:23Cryptic, that ain't it.
00:24Convoluted, that.
00:26Oh, no, no.
00:28What a waste of a muffin.
00:30What's that?
00:33Unacceptable.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Nah, nah, nah.
00:37Hell, is that it?
00:38There's not much evidence of man boob, is there, Mary?
00:41Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:42Oh, no.
00:43Oh, no.
00:45Oh, he's a badin'.
00:46Yes, he's a badin'.
00:48Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
00:50It's the kind of trash I adore.
00:52Was that good for you or was it was for me?
00:55In the week, Gary Lineker grabbed a gong at the NTA
00:59days, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:03Big stars were getting the K-pop treatment on Apple TV+.
01:07I'm here.
01:09Which superstars are daring to...
01:11People slack that hairdo off if you're on the precinct in Salford,
01:15but look, we invented that.
01:17I love a pineapple hairdo.
01:19Do you know what?
01:20If you can't get your housework done, put your hair up in a pineapple.
01:24Yeah.
01:24It's motivational.
01:26It is.
01:27There was more international matchmaking on Discovery+.
01:30I've just fallen in love with someone from a different country.
01:35You know my friend Henry from Sri Lanka?
01:38Yes, she married a...
01:39Of Blind Date.
01:40Yes, she did.
01:41She was the first Blind Date wedding, my friend Hen.
01:44Um, which was a real thing at the time.
01:47Well, then...
01:48On your beer.
01:48Well, I met him when we were out there.
01:51Yeah.
01:52And he was very sweet, but she's dumped him, hasn't she?
01:55No, no.
01:55Hasn't she?
01:56I thought she had.
01:57No, no, they're very happy.
01:58Oh, good.
01:58And it was a taxing week for Downing Street on ITV News.
02:04Happier times.
02:05The gang of three who led Labour to its parliamentary landslide only 14 months ago.
02:10Look at that.
02:10The three must go see us there.
02:12Yeah.
02:13No more.
02:13They'll be cutting around.
02:15You know, the family picture.
02:18Just gluing David Lammy's face.
02:21On an orange dress and blazer.
02:24Just cropping his head in.
02:26The good old days.
02:28In Edinburgh...
02:35You feeling the heat there?
02:37I am feeling the heat.
02:38Sister.
02:38I think it's really quite warm.
02:39Would you like some water?
02:41Meet sisters Susie and Rosie.
02:44Yeah, but you'll get it from the tap, won't you?
02:46You're damn right.
02:47I love it, yes.
02:47Oh my God.
02:49I haven't drunk tap water since 1993.
02:52Now, I know what you're going to say.
02:53You don't.
02:54Fussy cow.
02:55What you playing at?
02:56Exactly.
02:56I think it's a horrible habit now.
03:00I think I'm just an addiction.
03:02An addiction to bottled water.
03:05I think it is.
03:06Because in Scotland, water is beautiful and gorgeous to drink.
03:11It is.
03:11But I just haven't done it for...
03:12What is that?
03:13How long is that?
03:1432 years.
03:1532 years, yeah.
03:16So, no, I can't start now.
03:19On Saturday night, more punters were doing daft things for a bit of dough on ITV.
03:25You bet on tour?
03:26Mm.
03:27Oh, it's you bet.
03:28You bet.
03:28I've never heard of that.
03:30No, I haven't either.
03:31Have you watched it?
03:31No, I've never watched it.
03:32This is it.
03:33We're virgins.
03:34We're you bet virgins.
03:38I don't like to call this you bet on tour.
03:41I call it whybot.
03:44No.
03:46They are ready.
03:49Do you know a challenge, Annika?
03:50I used to love that.
03:51No.
03:52Oh, who wouldn't have known about it?
03:53She probably wasn't bored.
03:54It was big, it was big.
03:54The only thing we're missing is our challenger.
03:57And here he comes, Dylan, everybody.
04:01Oh, yeah, well done, Dylan.
04:03Aw, came in hot.
04:04A little flip.
04:05He doesn't look like a normal person.
04:06He's just done a back flip.
04:08That wasn't a back flip.
04:09What was it?
04:10A birani.
04:11So, what's your bet?
04:12I bet that I can complete the show jumping course on foot
04:15faster than a professional equestrian can on a horse.
04:18What?
04:19Interesting.
04:19All right.
04:20What an interesting thing to come up with.
04:22He can do it, but can the horse do it?
04:24Yeah.
04:25Has anybody asked the horse?
04:27Yeah.
04:28They will need to sneak around and complete this challenging nine jump course.
04:32Oh, heavens.
04:34How do you remember where to go?
04:36I'll be real with you.
04:37I have a lot of faith in Dylan.
04:39I'm going to say no to this.
04:40This is a wild challenge still.
04:42Yeah.
04:43So, Joe riding the horse, Cooper, is going to set the time for you to beat Dylan.
04:49Here we go.
04:49Giddy up.
04:50Come on.
04:52Bite off.
04:54Oh, he's never going to beat this horse, man.
04:57If Dylan goes faster than that horse, he's not a human.
05:00Look at the height of that.
05:03Beautiful.
05:03He's scared.
05:04He's looking worried now.
05:05He's looking worried.
05:05Oh, fuck.
05:07He's springing up.
05:08Going up to the final fence now.
05:09Final sprint, yeah.
05:10Right, one more.
05:11He's going to do it in under a minute, easily.
05:1740 seconds.
05:1740 seconds.
05:18Oh, my God, that's fast.
05:20It's very fast.
05:21That's very fast.
05:23You've got 40 seconds to beat.
05:25Right, come on, Dylan.
05:28Quite high, aren't they?
05:29That fancy.
05:30I mean, if he does it.
05:31If he does it.
05:32Fair, fair fucking play.
05:34Three, two, one, go.
05:37Go on, Dylan.
05:39He's done his first job.
05:40Yes.
05:41Right, that's one.
05:42Come on, Dylan.
05:43He's used to it.
05:44He looks quick, Jay.
05:46I tell you what, he is fit, isn't he?
05:47Look.
05:49He's done jump number two.
05:50Oh, a yellow to touch the face.
05:52I think that's cheating.
05:53The horse wasn't.
05:54No.
05:55Come on, Dylan.
05:56Jump number four.
05:57Oh, God, that's amazing.
06:02Oh, he's showing off now.
06:05Ten seconds.
06:06He's only got ten seconds.
06:08Oh, is he going to do it?
06:09Come on, you dick.
06:11One, you live.
06:13This is the last one.
06:14Nine, eight, seven.
06:16Come on.
06:17Told you.
06:18Six, five, six.
06:20Yes.
06:22Shut up.
06:24Blimey.
06:24Well done, Dylan.
06:26I can't believe it.
06:28Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon.
06:31Is that a dog?
06:33Dillon's a horse.
06:34I think you should try the Grand National next, Mary.
06:37There was only three seconds between them.
06:40That's incredible.
06:41It is incredible that the guy could do that.
06:42And to be frank, I blame the rider.
06:45Well, yes, you could do.
06:47Yeah, you could do.
06:48But I also think the other guy had the advantage of being able to leap himself over holding on to the pole.
06:53I know, I know.
06:53Which actually isn't in the spirit of the game.
06:55No, I'm sure it wasn't in the rules.
06:57Did anybody mention that?
06:58You don't see the rider or anything holding on as the pole goes down grabbing it to stop it falling.
07:03Exactly.
07:03You know, so.
07:05I think there was a little cheat there.
07:07No, because he couldn't cartwheel over the door.
07:09No, he couldn't.
07:10No.
07:10He couldn't.
07:11No.
07:12So, unfair advantage, actually, I think.
07:14I think so, too.
07:15And I don't think that was explained to us in the beginning that that was allowed.
07:19Still, they're very clear that he's won and they're very happy.
07:22So, that's the end of the story, I guess.
07:24In home, happy birthday to you, best friends Jenny and Lee.
07:34Happy birthday, dear Lee.
07:40Happy birthday to you.
07:45Here.
07:51I stick at you.
07:54How were you supposed to be?
07:56Marilyn!
07:57You look more like fucking Boris Johnson.
08:01On Sunday night, Brits were looking for love from across the globe on Discovery+.
08:06Have you ever watched this?
08:07I have never watched this in my entire life.
08:09No, you wouldn't.
08:10It's not your kind of programme at all.
08:12It's the kind of trash I adore.
08:13We'll get you on the show sooner, Mani.
08:1590 days, fiance.
08:19You're reaching 30, Sue.
08:24Well, I think you'd know about 90 days, wouldn't you?
08:27I'd know about the first fucking hour.
08:28Yeah.
08:36Sandra and Finn.
08:37Bath and Brazil.
08:39Oh, they look nice together.
08:41Same age.
08:42I'm really looking forward to today.
08:44But I can't stop thinking about this barbecue that Heloisa is having.
08:48It's just really on my mind.
08:50Who's Heloisa?
08:51So Heloisa is Sandra's sister back in Brazil.
08:54I think I would like to call her.
08:56Why?
08:56And say, look, you know, what's been going on?
08:59And I feel a little bit upset that, you know, the barbecue that you're having or had with me, you're also now having with your ex.
09:07Oh, so the barbecue, the sister Heloisa has invited Sandra's ex.
09:14That would be like your sister inviting your ex to the barbecue.
09:18I don't think you're worried about this.
09:19She doesn't do that.
09:22I just think it's not the right time to call her.
09:27Yeah, maybe just bite your tongue.
09:28Just see how it goes.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Just calm.
09:30Just see how it goes.
09:31After Finn and Sandra had popped round to Finn's mum, he just couldn't let it lie.
09:38I need to know if Heloisa is plotting to get Sandra back together with her ex.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44He's going to call the sister, isn't he?
09:46I think he's going to dig a big hole here.
09:48Sandra said don't cause an issue.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Don't call her.
09:55Oh, she answered and she's smiling.
09:59He's a phony get, isn't he?
10:00Do you want Sandra and him to get back together?
10:06Why are you talking like that?
10:08Yeah, she's Brazilian, not deaf.
10:10I don't want her to go back to him.
10:13There you go, Finn.
10:14See, so he's just being a bit insecure, basically.
10:17You are not going to get married with my sister.
10:20Oh, why?
10:22Why?
10:22Tell us why.
10:23I don't think you're going to leave your country and come here to live here.
10:29Snap.
10:29Damn right.
10:30Heloisa, because you are an insecure, jealous man, and it's never going to work.
10:35Well, that's told Finn.
10:36That's told Finn.
10:37Isn't it?
10:40How are you doing?
10:41Peter Lawrence.
10:42Hi.
10:43Hi.
10:44I just called your sister.
10:46Look, he thinks it's funny.
10:48You are a total Finn.
10:50Is he an idiot?
10:51Do they call them dickheads?
10:53Yeah.
10:54People like that.
10:58Why did you call her?
10:59Uh, I just wanted to have a conversation with her about...
11:04You can't even get the words out.
11:06When we talk about this, that was not the right time to talk to my sister.
11:11Can we move on?
11:14Uh, can we move on?
11:15Uh...
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:20She's filming, it's Sandra.
11:21Look at her face.
11:22Wait till you get in that fucking car.
11:25Sandra and I had a massive argument last night.
11:28Oh, surprise.
11:31I wonder why.
11:32But I've got a plan to make things better.
11:35Oh, don't say he's a radio DJ, is he?
11:38Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have a phone-in today.
11:40I want your opinion on inviting exes to barbecues.
11:43In the final hour of today's show, I'm going to propose to my long-distance girlfriend live on air.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, no, Finn, not after an argument.
11:54Why?
11:55That does, yeah.
11:56And for westbound, junction 8, junction 10, also, another broken-down vehicle has caused a lane closure there.
12:03Not after the traffic report.
12:06After the traffic report.
12:08For a while now, I've been, as you know, in a relationship with someone from afar.
12:14She's actually joining me in the studio right now.
12:18Oh, no.
12:19If Ick was a face, that would be it.
12:23I just wanted to ask you one thing.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:27Wait for it.
12:28This is going to go down so badly.
12:30We are on air, please don't swear.
12:35Harley.
12:36No, no, no, no.
12:38Oh, my God, he's got the ring.
12:40Oh, he's been to Ratna's, Mary.
12:42Will you marry me?
12:45Are you sick?
12:48Are you sick?
12:51Are you sick?
12:53What's your answer?
12:56What's she going to say?
12:57If she's got any gumption in her, she'll tell him to eff off.
13:00I know.
13:02This is awkward.
13:03It's the people of Slough.
13:05The people of Slough.
13:07What's your answer?
13:10We don't know.
13:11The leaflet is hanging.
13:12I hope she says no.
13:17This is not the right time, Alan Partridge.
13:21Don't propose to me on air.
13:23We all know that it's going to be a no.
13:26Yeah.
13:26But it's how does he get out of this now without looking like a total tool.
13:30Can I just ask, that beautiful squash, if you had not harvested it, would it go bigger and bigger and bigger?
13:49No, this stopped growing some time ago, so it's now curing in the sun.
13:53Giles and his wife, Mary.
13:55What's that water on it?
13:57Has it been raining?
13:59I was wiping off a bit of pigeon poo.
14:01You weren't.
14:02Why do you always have to spoil things?
14:05Oh, I bet you'll have to put the dishcloth in there.
14:06Why are you trying to spoil things?
14:08Sorry, you'll have to put the dishcloth in the clothes washer now.
14:12By the way, I happened to open your desk drawer earlier and a pigeon flew in and went to the loo in your desk drawer.
14:18What?
14:20Now, do you like these images?
14:21No, I don't.
14:22No.
14:23On Monday night, drama in the Dales was reaching fever pitch on ITV.
14:28Do you know what?
14:29I'd still live in the countryside, even if it was like I'm a Dale.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Dangerous.
14:33It's just worth it for the fresh air.
14:34Yes, it's animal outdoors.
14:36It's not my thing at all.
14:37You know I'm not really interested in fresh air.
14:39I like to admire a view from a window.
14:41Or a car.
14:42Or a car.
14:43Or a car indoors.
14:44I feel fresh air is overrated.
14:46It really is.
14:48Isn't it supposed to be juicy tonight?
14:52Yeah, I'll tell you now, Lee, I wish I lived in that village.
14:55Aaron has been drugged in a cottage he's trying to escape.
14:58John Sugden has been holding him hostage.
15:01He's got another fella hostage in a bunker in the woods.
15:04And he's killed Nate.
15:05Bloody hell, it's all kicking off in Emmerdale, isn't it?
15:12Don't drink it, Aaron.
15:13Come on, drink up.
15:15What's this, Emmerdale, or Misery Uzi, Kathy Bates?
15:18He's drinking it, you dick.
15:23Well, you haven't got a lot of options, have you?
15:24Oh, boy.
15:26Aaron, man, you're definitely not going to get away now.
15:29I'm going to leave you to sleep this off.
15:31OK?
15:32I've just got a little errand to run.
15:34I've got to go feed my other hostage.
15:35He's going to have to stick his fingers down his throat here, isn't he?
15:45Told you.
15:46Oh, we don't need to be sitting there.
15:49He's doing a tactical.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Tactical chunder.
15:52What's made you laugh?
15:54I was just thinking about something else.
15:57Oh, no.
15:57Try and keep in the zone, Natty.
16:02Who the hell's that?
16:05It's Rob.
16:06That's Robert.
16:07That's John's brother, who Aaron has slept with behind John's back.
16:11Oh, here we go.
16:15Oh, no, there's John.
16:17What are you doing here?
16:18What are you doing here?
16:20I just wanted to see how Hansel and Gretel are getting on in a cottage in the woods.
16:23He knows so much wrong.
16:24Aaron is going nowhere.
16:25He's happy here with me.
16:27He isn't.
16:28He's off his bones in the walkthrough.
16:30The best brother one.
16:32Robert.
16:33Wow.
16:34That's like a red rag to a bull, Mary.
16:37Oh, this is going to get all a little bit ficed.
16:39You know, you can see.
16:41Yeah, yeah.
16:46Ooh, back on, see.
16:49He ain't killed Robert and all.
16:55His phone.
16:56Who is it?
16:57Who's on the phone?
17:01Who's that?
17:02Hans, Aaron.
17:03Has he got a ring doorbell in the woods?
17:05What's going on?
17:06Now, that is mental.
17:07Oh, my God.
17:12He's on a cliff edge.
17:13Oh, he's still not stable, is he?
17:15Aaron's still not stable.
17:16He's still a bit wuzzy.
17:20Is that John?
17:21Aaron, you're in a dangerous position there at the edge of that cliff.
17:24Is Robert dead?
17:28I don't know.
17:28He's not looking so great, is he?
17:29He's not got up.
17:32He's awake.
17:34Fucking hell.
17:36You broke my jaw.
17:37He's fucking done my jaw.
17:40I did it.
17:43I killed Nate.
17:43Oh, he's admitted.
17:45Which one's Nate?
17:47Is that the one that's lying down in the woods there?
17:48No, that's Rob.
17:49That's another one that he thinks he killed?
17:51Yeah.
17:51Fucking hell.
17:53You have to call the police.
17:54He ain't going to shop himself.
17:56But something's got to happen.
17:57You can't keep killing people, Steve.
17:59There'll be no one left in the village.
18:03Aaron!
18:05Yes, Robert.
18:06Oh, voila.
18:07Voila.
18:10Is he going to call the police?
18:12Oh, he's doing it, Jenny.
18:13He's doing it.
18:14Help.
18:15I need the police right now.
18:16What?
18:17What are you doing?
18:18What the bloody...
18:18What are you doing?
18:19What the bloody hell?
18:20My husband's ex has just turned up.
18:22He's threatening to kill us.
18:23What?
18:24Oh, he flipped the script.
18:28John, you have to call them back.
18:30You want me to throw myself under the bus?
18:31John's going to throw himself under the bus
18:33and then it's going to look like them two have killed him.
18:35What's the bus at like?
18:36I don't know.
18:37He just said the bus.
18:38It's going to be okay.
18:40Aaron!
18:40Will you just shut up?
18:41Oh!
18:42Right.
18:42I wouldn't turn my back to that man.
18:44I wouldn't.
18:45But if you can't be mine, I'm sorry.
18:47What's he going to do?
18:49You can't be anyone's.
18:50No!
18:51He's going to grab him.
18:52He's going to take Aaron with him.
18:54No!
18:55Oh!
18:57Oh, my God!
19:00Oh, please, no!
19:02No!
19:03Together?
19:04Oh, fuck.
19:05Oh, Robert, do some of you and your big gob!
19:12How is Robert going to explain to the police that he didn't push them?
19:17I think that's impossible.
19:19I think what Robert might be better doing is orchestrating a slight fall down the cliff himself.
19:24Yeah!
19:25He dragged them.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Yeah, he's there with a sprained ankle or something, clutching onto a twig.
19:32In South East London...
19:37I've got to hand it to you.
19:38What?
19:38How you managed to sell to anyone that happens to be passing by, and you exceeded yourself.
19:46You sold at a funeral.
19:48What, the washing machine?
19:49Sue and her husband, Steve.
19:51I sold the flat, I had to get the washing machine out, put it in the back of our car.
19:56We didn't have time to get it out, and then we had the funeral the next day.
20:00I mean, not many people turn up at a funeral with a washing machine in the back of the car, do they?
20:04Well, I've never seen it before, but you've managed to sell it.
20:07Well, someone asked me about it, and I said, oh, well, if you want it, you can have it for 150 quid.
20:12I spent 300 on it, and she went done.
20:15Yeah?
20:16I was like, right.
20:17Well, she asked me if I was going to plumb it in.
20:20I know.
20:20No, I don't think so.
20:22Not 150 quid, love.
20:23This week, we took a deep dive into Korea's biggest pop craze on Apple TV+.
20:28You don't know how long I've been waiting for this.
20:30Let's get it.
20:31I'm banging through a bit of K-pop at the minute.
20:33It's all the rage with the young gums.
20:35Well, what, that gang man style?
20:37That was Korean, wasn't it?
20:39Was it?
20:39Oh, gang man style.
20:41He didn't have eight balls, wasn't it?
20:44He did, didn't he?
20:45One of K-pop's hardest groups were split into two.
20:49Ooh.
20:50Who are these?
20:51I think these are K-pop bands.
20:53To team up with global superstars, transforming their biggest hits, K-pop style.
20:59That's how much money is in Korean pop, that these megastars are like, yes, we are down to get involved in your song battle TV show.
21:06Jessica Lynn's probably flown there on jet too, I would have thought.
21:08Do you remember when K-pop used to not be cool?
21:19I know.
21:19And now it's everywhere.
21:20Oh my God, I used to get bullied for liking it.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Coldplay have done a K-pop song.
21:26Okay.
21:27You are my universe and I...
21:31I've just seen Chris Martin.
21:32You're not nowhere near.
21:34Which superstars are daring to get K-pop tonight?
21:37It's the best-selling girl group of all time.
21:40Is it book spares?
21:41I mean, I don't think K-pop would be interested in the Smiths, for example, Nuttick.
21:46No.
21:46And their particular brand of gloom, gloomy male angst.
21:50Yes.
21:51It's time to spice up your life with the Spice Girls!
21:54Yay!
21:55I'm not a Spice Girls fan.
21:58Get out.
21:59Get out now.
22:00Who out of the Spice Girls will be doing this?
22:03Sporty.
22:04And scary.
22:05And scary.
22:06Maybe baby, if she's after a couple of quid.
22:09Yeah.
22:10It's Emma Bunton and Mel B.
22:12Yeah, you said!
22:13I've done anything.
22:14Not daft, am I?
22:17I'm not daft.
22:18Even the apple money can't live, Vicky.
22:21The song that we're K-popping is...
22:24Wannabe!
22:26Wasn't going to be anything else.
22:28Posh by saying, I tell you what I want, what I really, really, really want.
22:32Yeah.
22:32Goes into my head at least three times a day when I'm harvesting onions.
22:39We've never kind of changed the sound of Wannabe.
22:41Yeah.
22:42They're messing with it.
22:43Okay, so I think, personally, I was a little bit nervous because it's our...
22:46It's our baby.
22:48Oh, stuck in the wires immediately.
22:50It's not broken.
22:51Don't mess with it.
22:52Oh, I'm not on for this now.
22:54No.
22:54Don't touch a golden oldie.
22:56The end section is...
22:57Ah, ah, zig-a-zig-zig-ah, ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-zig-ah.
23:02Oh, they really are switching it up.
23:04Oh, I don't know how I feel about this.
23:05So they've got to sing the changed version?
23:07Yeah.
23:08I'd tell them to fuck off.
23:09Oh, my God, you can't mess around with the zig-a-zig-ahs.
23:11No, that's the main bit of the song.
23:13You really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah.
23:15You can't mess around with that.
23:17Zig-a-zig-zig-ah, ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
23:20Look at her head.
23:22Scary space, isn't it?
23:23What the fuck?
23:24She's disassociating now.
23:26I can see a spirit leave in the room.
23:27Ah, ah, zig-a-zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
23:31Oh, it's an extra zig, isn't it?
23:32Ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, zig-ah, zig-ah, zig-ah.
23:40When everybody knows and has known for so long,
23:42I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah,
23:44how can you unknow that and hear something else?
23:46You can't.
23:47You can't.
23:48Could we do that again?
23:49Ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
23:52Baby Spice has got it already.
23:54I love how baby's rubbing her nose in it.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah.
24:01Zig-a-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah, ah, zig-a-zig-ah,
24:05Mel still don't know it.
24:07It's all right.
24:08We can blag it, babe.
24:08Yeah, of course we can.
24:09I mean, you know what?
24:10You re-orked your lass, blag it.
24:12Performing wannabe is Itsy and the Spice Girls.
24:16Here we go, Jane.
24:17Performance time, Sophie.
24:18Are you ready for this?
24:19It's brilliant.
24:23Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
24:26Come on, Mel, show them how it's done, girl.
24:28Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
24:30Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
24:32I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
24:35Really, really, really want a zig-a-zig-ah.
24:37So far, so good.
24:38So good, yeah.
24:39Can you tell me what the difference is?
24:41There's just a couple of zigs and a couple of ahs.
24:44That's it.
24:45That's the same song.
24:46Here we go.
24:51This is the main bit now, whether Mel actually gets the last bit right.
24:55Ah, ah, ah, zigg-a-zig-ah.
24:57Ah, ah, zigg-a-zig-ah.
24:58She's doing it.
24:59Yes, Mel, she's got it.
25:01This is a true professional.
25:03Ah, ah, zigg-a-zig-ah.
25:05If you wanna be my lover.
25:07Go power.
25:09I bet Victoria, Gerry and Mel see all sat at home jealous that they weren't part of that.
25:14Yeah.
25:14They'll all be fuming.
25:15Yeah, Victoria definitely won't be sat in a multi-million pound mansion shouting,
25:22David, come and look at these two digs.
25:24David, do you want to laugh?
25:28This will cheer you up, Pat.
25:29In Blackpool.
25:39Tell you what, when I came and saw the kids before Eva, shadow of herself, apparently she's been up since crack of dawn.
25:45I think the Weetabix.
25:46What are you telling me?
25:47I got up with her.
25:48Pete and his little sister Sophie.
25:51I went in and she went, Weetabix, Weetabix.
25:54But I couldn't hear her because she had her Doddings in.
25:56Yeah.
25:57So I was like, all right, take your Doddings out.
25:59Weetabix.
26:00So I go into our room and Paige goes, she wanted a Dodie.
26:03And I'm like, no, she didn't.
26:05She wanted Weetabix.
26:07So I put her in her bed for five minutes.
26:09She's going, Weetabix, Weetabix.
26:11I said to Paige, I went like that.
26:13You owe me an apology.
26:17Nothing like a bit of cheap point scoring on a weekend.
26:19Yeah, well, I just thought, you know what?
26:22For once, I'm in the right and I'm going to take it.
26:24On Monday night, there was more squabbling over who gets what on Channel 4.
26:30Do you think I'd be good at this?
26:31Yeah, you would.
26:33What, be in this seat though?
26:34Yeah.
26:36Definitely.
26:38Why?
26:38What treats have I got?
26:39I just would.
26:41Because when you say, I've had three pints, I know you've had five.
26:45Best thing I'll be leaving is me teeth.
26:51I'm going to, I'm, you can't leave your teeth, Lee.
26:54Of course you can, somebody can get some use out of them.
26:56Out of the can, they.
26:58One fits all.
26:59Does it?
27:01One size.
27:03One, one, one, one.
27:05Are you teeth not loose, I think?
27:06Good morning.
27:09Good morning.
27:11Good morning.
27:11Good morning, Mr Rinder.
27:12I have a message from the deceased.
27:14I hope I can still send messages when I'm deceased.
27:18Hello, darlings.
27:19Hello, Liz.
27:20I wouldn't mind looking like that.
27:22I wouldn't show all that though if I was 62.
27:24You always look at my cleavage when you think I show too much.
27:27I can tell by your face, you sort of go.
27:29Nothing says joie de vivre like my exclusive estate festival.
27:34Bob, get in.
27:35I love a festival.
27:36Yes, I'm a fan of a festival and I quite like to get out there with my mobility scooter.
27:40Oh, well, good for you.
27:42Exactly.
27:43Now, go forth and pitch.
27:47Ciao for now.
27:49Camping's not my thing.
27:50Never was, never will be.
27:51For those that like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.
27:55But not me.
27:57The players must pitch 15 standard and five premium tents.
28:01Let's give us premiums first and foremost.
28:03Each in a plot with the correct amenities.
28:06Oh, right, I see.
28:08So the plots have got different amenities in them.
28:10Oh, this is right up my street, this.
28:12The five high value VIP tents must be decorated following the instructions set out in the VIP booking guidance form.
28:19If they miss one thing off this form out of the VIP tents, they ain't going to get paid.
28:24I think it is worth walking through all the plots, seeing which have electricity.
28:29And saying number 29 has nothing, number 30 has firewood.
28:33Sensible.
28:34Have they got a pen and paper?
28:35I'll write it on the back of this.
28:36On the back of this.
28:38Isn't that a very important bit of paper?
28:41They're writing on the back of the freaking list what they need to put in the tents.
28:44So, number three, no plot.
28:48Okay.
28:49And now that's not in the file anymore.
28:52It's going to get lost in the tent.
28:54With less than half their time remaining, attention turns to the high value premium tents.
28:59God, an hour gone, they're halfway through.
29:02So, there's no clear guide to what we need to put in the VIP tents.
29:05Which would have been helpful.
29:06Yes, there is.
29:07There is.
29:07It's on that bloody piece of paper.
29:08It's on the floor.
29:10But we're just making them look as pretty as we can.
29:13No, you've got to go with the guidance.
29:16Busy fools, I think is the word.
29:18Later in the program, Rob gathered the contestants in his room full of knickknacks to tell them how they'd got on.
29:25I can now reveal that in today's request, you managed to release £6,000 from the inheritance.
29:31Oh, well done there.
29:33That's quite good.
29:34From a potential £14,000.
29:38Oh, less than half.
29:40Oh, no.
29:41Come on, guys.
29:42I regret to inform you that none of your premium plots were accepted.
29:48None of them.
29:49What do you expect?
29:50They weren't using the bloody guide.
29:52How are you supposed to know what goes in the premium spots?
29:55As none of them fulfilled the guest requirements.
29:58Oh, meow.
30:01If only there were a piece of paper on hand that had all premium requirements listed.
30:06That would be good.
30:07Oh, there there was.
30:09Oh, my God.
30:16She's shaking her head.
30:17She was only falling out, wasn't she?
30:19That is my handwriting on that paper.
30:22Yes.
30:23Hello.
30:24You messed it up.
30:26Those players wishing to make a claim, please step forward.
30:30Oh, let's see who's brave enough.
30:32Oh, my God.
30:35The cheek.
30:36She's going for it.
30:37Brazen behaviour.
30:39As prime beneficiary, this person is about to inherit £6,000.
30:43Oh, come on.
30:44Better not be Catherine.
30:45If it's Catherine, she's played a blinder, hasn't she?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Turn that bloody music down, that.
30:56Catherine.
30:57That's prime beneficiary.
30:58They have not.
31:00Oh, no way.
31:02Oh, thank you.
31:04Fuck off.
31:05How the hell has Catherine won that money
31:07when the whole challenge were fucked up because of her?
31:10After being chosen,
31:11Catherine was off to Rinder's strong room
31:14to decide what to do with her money.
31:16Could I ask you to read out the line you've written on the bottom?
31:20I'm keeping it all.
31:23Look at her face!
31:25I'm keeping it all!
31:26So suck on that.
31:28It's a dirty game, isn't it?
31:30I love it, me.
31:31I couldn't sleep at night.
31:32I could.
31:33I'd sleep on me money.
31:35In the Cotswolds.
31:39Is there any dog company
31:40which could possibly make a toy that he can't destroy?
31:44Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
31:47I mean, we normally buy him a toy
31:48and he's pulled all the stuffing out within...
31:50Five seconds.
31:51Five minutes.
31:52Five minutes.
31:53Maximum.
31:53This one.
31:54This could be the winner, couldn't it, Phoebe?
31:56I think that could be the winner.
31:57And he likes it.
31:58It's quite chic as well.
32:00Yeah, pastels, though.
32:02Don't really do pastels.
32:03On Friday, another hoo-ha on Downing Street at the headlines on ITV.
32:09You know you're getting old.
32:10As a kid, I used to think, oh, the news is on.
32:13Now I go, oh, fucking news, what's happened today?
32:15I think when you were initially, when you couldn't watch the news or read the papers,
32:19your mood was better.
32:20Or watch YouTube.
32:22Yeah.
32:23You were happier, weren't you?
32:25Much happier.
32:26Apart from when I wasn't being stung by jellyfish.
32:28Yeah.
32:28This is the ITV Evening News with Charlene White.
32:33Rolled out the big guns because it's a big news now.
32:35He padded us.
32:35Have you seen it all unfolding?
32:36Aye.
32:37We all know what the headlines are going to be, don't we?
32:39The humiliating downfall of former Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner...
32:43Blimey.
32:44She didn't mean the words.
32:46Humiliating.
32:47...is proving as painful to her party as it's been to her political career.
32:51She's done extraordinarily well.
32:53It's such a pity it's all come to an end.
32:56I know.
32:57I think it's tragic.
32:58She were a teen mum.
33:00Strong northern woman.
33:01Strong northern woman.
33:02Seeing someone like that in a position of power is inspiring.
33:06Tonight, a major cabinet reshuffle was completed
33:09after the Housing Secretary was forced to resign
33:12over her failure to pay enough stamp duty on a new flat.
33:16Surely the one thing you do if you're a Housing Minister
33:18is just making sure everything to do with your properties is in place.
33:22Housing?
33:22Yeah.
33:23Seriously?
33:24Come on.
33:24To be honest, I'm very sorry for her.
33:26I can imagine myself getting in the same muddle.
33:29You don't know the full circumstances of it, though, do you?
33:31She never paid the tax, what she should have done.
33:34She's not the only one in the House of Bastards Parliament
33:36who hasn't paid the tax, the fiddling twats, the lot of them.
33:39I know, but she got caught.
33:41Yeah, that's the only thing.
33:42Angela Rayner's exit became inevitable
33:44after Sir Laurie Magnus, the Prime Minister's ethics advisor,
33:47concluded that her £40,000 underpayment of stamp duty...
33:51Oh, it is a nice flat, though, isn't it?
33:53Look how close she is to the beach.
33:54I know.
33:55...meant she had not met the highest possible standards of proper conduct.
34:00It's not evasion what she's done, it's not tax evasion.
34:03I think it's come back that it's tax avoidance, which is legal.
34:06Is it?
34:07Yeah.
34:07Tax avoidance is legal.
34:08Look, you're getting excited now.
34:10Is it?
34:10Oh.
34:10Keir Starmer, in an unusual handwritten note...
34:13That can't be the Prime Minister.
34:15Seriously?
34:15It is better than yours.
34:17Was he pissed when he wrote it?
34:18Yeah.
34:19Fucking hell.
34:20...said she'd reached the right decision to resign,
34:23which he knew was very painful.
34:25It was the only decision she could do.
34:28Not the right decision.
34:29He added that he was very sad to be losing her from the government
34:33and that he had nothing but admiration for her.
34:37It's like losing a limb and...
34:40Oh, that's nice.
34:41Right, right.
34:41That's a very nice thing to say.
34:43The gang of three who led Labour to its parliamentary landslide
34:46only 14 months ago.
34:49Three have become two.
34:52And for Raina, it really is goodbye.
34:55Paul timing for doing this, cos she's missed the cut off of Strickler.
34:58I know.
34:58So she'll have to cling on now for Jungle.
35:00Yeah, should have just done it a couple of weeks earlier.
35:03Rit the plaster off.
35:04Yeah.
35:05Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
35:09In Leeds.
35:19Izzy!
35:21Share that with me.
35:23Now.
35:24Look at it.
35:24Swimming in butter.
35:25Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
35:27It's the last one.
35:29Izzy!
35:30Yeah.
35:32Seriously, you're going to eat all that to yourself?
35:36Mm-hm.
35:37Fuming.
35:38Right.
35:38No.
35:39No!
35:40Back away!
35:45You've got butter on your trousers.
35:47For God's sake!
35:49No!
35:50On Monday night, things picked up exactly where they left off on BBC One.
35:56Oh, yes.
35:57Can't wait for this.
35:58Can't wait for this.
35:59Ria was grappling with her date upstairs, wasn't she?
36:02And then she pushed him over the edge.
36:04Yeah.
36:04Of the stairs.
36:05Now he's on the floor with his head busted open.
36:07Franz walked through the door, not looking good.
36:09Oh, my God, I couldn't handle all that blood.
36:17Oh, shit, now the police are here yet.
36:21How are they going to explain that one away?
36:23I don't know.
36:24I don't know.
36:27Oh, my God.
36:29I'm here.
36:30Okay?
36:30Get your story straight.
36:36I know, for some reason, Franz seems to always be protecting Ria.
36:41Well, really, Ria doesn't have to worry, because all she has to say is, it was a burglar.
36:50A burglar.
36:51I hate them.
36:54Having spent the evening being questioned by the police, Ria was free to go, and her familiar
36:59face was there to pick her up.
37:03Sorry.
37:03Hey.
37:04Sorry.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:07The relationship makes me feel uneasy.
37:08Why is she there waiting for her?
37:10You'd be like, you, gone.
37:13I never want to see you again.
37:15God, they're going to do post-mortem.
37:17He's dead.
37:18I swear to God.
37:19I swear to God.
37:19He was a prick anyway.
37:21He attacked you, Ria.
37:22I saw it.
37:24No, you never.
37:24No, you never.
37:25He was in your bloody car, wasn't she?
37:27Yeah, going to Bristol, and you forgot your key, so you had to go back.
37:30You didn't see.
37:30You didn't see.
37:31No, but that's what you told me.
37:32You told me that's what happened, and that's good enough for me.
37:35What is she after her?
37:36Yeah, but to be fair, I'd have your back.
37:38If you told me that somebody attacked you, I would...
37:41Not my sister.
37:42You've known me the whole life.
37:43Not just met me two minutes ago.
37:46She needs Ria for something, don't she?
37:49She needs her for a job or something.
37:55Going for a bottle of water.
37:57I would have gone for something stronger if I was her.
37:59Who's this in a puffer, Gile?
38:10You're Ria, aren't you?
38:12Oh, she knows it.
38:14Oh, yeah, she does.
38:15Sorry, do I hit...
38:15Oh!
38:16Oh!
38:17Oh!
38:18Fucking hell!
38:19Oh, my God!
38:22You bitch!
38:23Stop it now!
38:24Get off me!
38:25What is going on here?
38:26Heavens above.
38:27What?
38:28What was all that about?
38:30If you won't go to the hospital, if you won't talk to the police,
38:33then please have someone come and pick you up.
38:35She ain't ringing Fran, is she?
38:36Oh, Fran has picked it up.
38:43Oh, Fran's here, don't worry.
38:44Why is she trying to help her?
38:46You're getting on my nerves.
38:47I do not know.
38:48I'm getting on my own, nervously.
38:51What about the police, Ria?
38:52No, I'm not going to press charges.
38:53Well, no, no.
38:55It's just going to make everything worse.
38:56If somebody stopped at a pint of milk off my head,
38:59it's the first thing I'd do, phone the police.
39:01I'd be scared to go home.
39:02I would.
39:03I wouldn't want to be on my own.
39:04You definitely would be having an attack of the anti-Margaret's.
39:09Concerned for her safety,
39:10Fran gave Ria the keys to the guest house.
39:14Rather nice, isn't it?
39:15A bit of a bay tree going on.
39:18No wonder she said yes.
39:23Oh, what?
39:27That's like her bedroom, Steve.
39:29I wish.
39:34What's she got in there?
39:40Why is she locking that door?
39:42What's in that box?
39:46Oh, she's on Fran's social media page.
39:48Right.
39:49Don't accidentally like anything.
39:50I did that the other day.
39:51Yeah, don't go too far.
39:52I did it yesterday.
39:53Hang on.
39:53Is she spotted?
40:01What have we got here?
40:02Who's in this picture?
40:03What?
40:04What?
40:07It's Mike.
40:09Who she killed?
40:11Yes.
40:12In the background of Fran's picture.
40:14She knew him.
40:19Why is she putting on bloody safety goggles?
40:21What's going on?
40:25Why is she doing that?
40:28The frame's got something inside.
40:33I think we've got to set up here.
40:36Oh, my.
40:37They knew each other.
40:38They knew each other.
40:39They knew each other.
40:43Oh, well, don't worry.
40:45No.
40:46What is the connection here?
40:48What is the bloody connection?
40:49I think.
40:50Now, what's the frame?
40:51My, my roots gang, drug heist.
40:54Now, would you turn a blind eye to all the red flags if you were living in that guest house?
40:58Probably, yeah.
40:59Because, I don't know if it's funny, there's a huge bathtub at the end of the bed.
41:02Well, and flip side is, would I be able to afford to ever live anywhere like that ever again?
41:07No.
41:07The answer's no.
41:08So, you would actually probably take, you know, a bit of, er, tomfoolery, shall we say?
41:13Well, probably just pretend I didn't see that picture.
41:15Yeah, exactly.
41:17Turn a blind eye because you've got nice digs.
41:19Yeah.
41:20It's fucking pretty smart in here, to be honest.
41:24In Manchester.
41:26Hey, Saoirse, do you want to practice your kickboxing?
41:28Easy, though.
41:29Don't hurt Grandad, will you?
41:30You're doing a bit of training now, you're right.
41:32I'm doing ten.
41:33Oh.
41:33No malones.
41:35Oh.
41:36Oh.
41:37Oh.
41:38Oh.
41:38Oh.
41:39Sidekick.
41:39Sidekick.
41:40This week, Alison and Dermott were helping us get through another Friday morning on ITV.
41:50You don't have the telly on in the morning.
41:51We don't have the telly on.
41:51No, it's a wee rule in your...
41:53It was, yes, banned, because otherwise they never got ready for school in time, so I just said no TV.
41:58It's the first thing I put on, sadly, in the morning after the kettle.
42:01The weekend that the news broke about Philip Schofield having his much younger lover, that's the weekend that I told my father that I was gay.
42:09Yeah, that was probably not good timing.
42:11Also, you did also tell him at the same time that you were dating somebody his age.
42:15So, probably not the best time to throw all of those at him.
42:19Yeah, well, it wasn't Philip Schofield.
42:21It would have been probably better if it was.
42:26Yes!
42:27Excuse me, everybody.
42:29Oh, very beige this morning.
42:31They are, aren't they?
42:32It's time now for some food.
42:34Donal's in the kitchen.
42:35It's all about the Sunday roast, because obviously it's getting a little bit cooler outside.
42:39It is.
42:39I don't like the look of that.
42:42Donald's lighter roast dinner.
42:44Yeah.
42:44Leave off the roast dinner.
42:46Lights, Donald.
42:47Now, calm down here.
42:48We don't do lighter roast dinner.
42:50If you're having a roast dinner, you're going boom, boom, boom.
42:53Roast dinner.
42:54All in.
42:55You like my roast dinner.
42:56We don't do half measures, Mum.
42:57So, I want to give you something that you can look forward to for the weekend.
43:00I don't like a dry chicken.
43:02No.
43:02You've done it a couple of times, haven't you, dry?
43:05You cheeky bug, aren't I?
43:06But essentially, we're not fully into stews and soupsies.
43:10Sunday roast with some watercress.
43:11Nah, man.
43:12I'll do it like this next time, shall I?
43:14As long as there's no garlic in it.
43:16I'll follow it to the lettuce, shall we?
43:18Aye, but I don't like garlic.
43:20Oh, we wouldn't.
43:20No.
43:21All better.
43:21I like roast chicken with a bit of salad sometimes.
43:23I have never heard of anybody, even in Slimming World, we don't say have a roast dinner with salad.
43:29Listen, we're doing a garlic and thyme roast chicken.
43:31Oh, garlic and tea.
43:33We're out to the window street, are we, shall we?
43:35I bashed up a whole heap of garlic in this.
43:39Like one garlic?
43:40One whole bowl.
43:41I'm all right with that.
43:42I like roasting garlic and squeezing it into my mouth.
43:46Oh.
43:47If you're very garlicky, it's all right if you don't have to meet anyone.
43:50Supposing you had a job interview.
43:52But nobody goes out now.
43:53As you bash the salt with the garlic, it's an abrasive, so it starts to break it down.
43:57I've got one of them.
43:58I've got one of them.
43:58Yeah, I have.
43:59Yeah.
43:59I crushed my tablets in it the other day.
44:02I did, because they gave me some big tablets.
44:04They're bloody horrible.
44:06So I got that out and whacked it a few times.
44:08So we've got our lovely mixture here.
44:10It's got a half kilo of butter in there.
44:12Yeah.
44:12Light.
44:13Light.
44:13I don't think so.
44:14Where's the light bit?
44:15I'm still waiting on it.
44:16I don't think we've had it yet.
44:18Well, it's certainly not with the butter.
44:19Exactly.
44:20My point entirely.
44:21I know, I know.
44:22It's the only icky bit you might have to get your hands dirty with.
44:25It's literally, get that butter onto the chicken.
44:28Is he going to massage the chicken?
44:29Oh.
44:29Oh.
44:31You have to literally spread it and smear it.
44:34Now, that would pull me off somebody man-handling a fucking chicken.
44:38Oh.
44:39And then you smell it out.
44:41I was doing that like that this morning with a raised cream on his back.
44:45Oh, it was this.
44:46That's what I was looking at.
44:47So your chicken's one.
44:48The next is your gravy.
44:49Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
44:51The gravy.
44:52Do you remember when you went to school?
44:54And I'd say to you, what have you had for dinner?
44:55And you used to have pasta with gravy.
44:57Love it.
44:58Gravy's so good.
44:59So I've got all those beautiful gravy juices in the bottom of this pile.
45:02And that's from the tray.
45:03Oh.
45:04That flour's gone in there.
45:05Let that cook out.
45:06Where's the gravy gone?
45:08Oh, that sauce looks amazing.
45:10That looks so nice.
45:12You can start to see it starting to kind of loosen out.
45:15Where?
45:15Can you imagine putting that in a gravy boat?
45:18Do you want one or two lumps of gravy?
45:21And then you should be left with this most spectacular gravy.
45:25Oh, he's dug himself out the shit here now, hasn't he?
45:27Here's one I've prepared earlier.
45:29Now, rescue the other one.
45:32That's going to go over the top of my chicken.
45:34Wait for it.
45:34So good.
45:35That looks more like it.
45:37But that's after one hour of whisking.
45:40This is the most spectacular gravy you will ever taste.
45:43I actually once saw somebody have a beautiful Sunday roast.
45:46Yeah.
45:46Ask for ketchup and squeeze ketchup all over their roast.
45:51That is, that's really horrible.
45:53You give me a hard time for putting mayonnaise on my pizza.
45:56But I think having ketchup on your roast is far worse.
46:01Sunday roast is my best meal of the week.
46:03Yeah, I do.
46:04I must have met.
46:05I don't push the ball.
46:05I love my Sunday roast.
46:07Even when I was in Cyprus, 40 degrees, I had a Sunday roast.
46:10Yeah, I did.
46:11I was sweating my tits off.
46:13But I loved it.
46:14And you can stream the series so far of The Inheritance
46:22before a game-changing, scandalous episode this Sunday
46:26here on Channel 4.9.
46:27Up next, Mitchell and Webb are rather scandalous themselves.
46:31They're joined by Olivia Colman, Kyle Smith-Fino and Stevie Martin
46:35to name but a few.
46:37Skeptures are making a comeback in a big way.
46:39Oh, good.
46:45Oh, good.
46:47Yeah.
46:47Yeah.
46:47Then they go around and back.
46:48Oh, good.
46:51All right.
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