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00:00I've been too much for everyone but me.
00:10I've edited myself for too long.
00:13Now's the time to live.
00:15Unfiltered, unedited, unapologetically me.
00:30Welcome, Manio. Thank you for having me.
00:36You know, the global tech space is supposed to be a man's world.
00:42And on that, you put Indian tech on the global stage.
00:46What a way to smash the goddamn glass ceiling.
00:50Not that glass ceiling, Damini.
00:52I mean, look, if you're a liar, no glass ceiling can stop you.
00:56Okay, in an ideal world, yes, but...
01:00I know it's not an ideal world.
01:01You know, I'm proud of being a woman.
01:03But why should that always define the conversation and my work?
01:07Okay, Manio.
01:10Facts.
01:1215% se kam tech startups have female founders.
01:18It's the hardest for women to raise money.
01:20Because of various misogynistic ideas like,
01:22Are you a woman? What do you know about tech?
01:24You must have faced that yourself.
01:25Just for the record,
01:26I always think that women are capable of a lot of people.
01:30I mean, look at you.
01:32You created an inclusive tool that is for the grassroots level.
01:36And your AI tool is super cool.
01:38You can argue in Tamil.
01:40You can get counselling in Assamese.
01:42You can flirt in Marathi.
01:44I like this boy.
01:46Manio, I'm just saying that your experiences are.
01:49Now, other women listening to you, listening to us right now will learn so that they can use it when they are faced with similar obstacles.
01:57So, you have to admit that glass ceilings are imaginary and we can't just wish it away.
02:03Fine, Damani.
02:04It exists.
02:06And I hate thinking
02:07that if I didn't have a husband who supported me,
02:11maybe I haven't reached this far too.
02:13But yes, you're right.
02:16There is a fucking glass ceiling.
02:18And I'm just thrilled that I have shattered the fuck out of it.
02:22Yes, you have.
02:25Oh, wow.
02:37Nervous?
02:39You got this.
02:40Oh, this guy's really nice.
02:48Stop distracting me.
02:50Mr. Heck, I'm not testing you anymore.
02:51And?
02:52You passed.
03:06You got this.
03:07I don't know.
03:09You know what?
03:11Will you call me at home?
03:13Why are you taking the tension?
03:15There are so many cars in Delhi.
03:17Can you see this in the news?
03:19I'll tell you.
03:25So half long, huh?
03:27Must have been beautiful growing up in a hill station.
03:29Hmm. Asamka is one of the hill station.
03:31They should go sometime.
03:33There's a mind to make a notice trip.
03:37What do you think?
03:41When are you in Mumbai?
03:43I don't know.
03:45You don't listen to me.
03:47I don't think so.
03:49What do you think?
04:01Let's do the morning tomorrow.
04:03Let's record the jingle of pimple cream.
04:05Where are you from?
04:07Where are you from?
04:09Where are you from?
04:13Alright then.
04:15Oh, so I'll go?
04:18No, you can sleep in the couch.
04:20There's popcorn if you want.
04:22Good night.
04:45How do you do?
04:47Mr. Bartender, please.
04:49Shake it, baby.
04:50Shake your drink for me.
04:52Give me four more shots for me.
04:54And my ladies.
04:56Johnny B, don't formalities.
04:58Give me four more shots, please.
05:00Time breaks, got up, time to heat.
05:03Give me four more shots, please.
05:10Give me four more shots, please.
05:15Whenever I travel abroad,
05:17like a true blue gujju,
05:19I take my KFC to my own.
05:24Khaakara, Fafra, Chakli?
05:27KFC?
05:31No, nothing?
05:32I thought I could always count on
05:34a good khaakara joke to be crisp, huh?
05:39It's funny.
05:42Wow.
05:44Khaafi sannata.
05:47Okay.
05:48Um, so you know,
05:50when I proposed to my husband,
05:52toh mere damaag me ek chees set thi.
05:54Woh cheeze, woh maze,
05:56joh hum saal mein ek do baar mil kar kar te te,
05:58woh ab hum poore saal kar saktte,
06:00all 365 days!
06:03Oh, yeah!
06:05I know, right?
06:06Imagine!
06:07Yacht pees sundowners,
06:08wine making,
06:09cheese tasting!
06:10Oh my god!
06:12Oh my god!
06:14Par, uh,
06:16cheese tasting to nahi,
06:18par har din ghar mein yeh discussion
06:20jaroor hota hai ki lunch mein moong dal bane ki ki masoor dal.
06:26Sundowners ka bata nahi par,
06:28humare ghar mein,
06:30nobody's going down on anyone.
06:33Marish means, uh,
06:35life share karna,
06:36right?
06:37Leke,
06:38life ke saath saath,
06:39bathroom.
06:41Aur,
06:42cupboard shelves vhi share karne padeenge yaar!
06:45Ye toh pata hindi nahi.
06:46So, the other day,
06:47when I instructed my staff
06:49to separate the whites
06:50for laundry day,
06:51meri sexy white satin dress
06:53pahunch gai mere husband ke
06:55white underwear drawer me.
06:57And you know,
06:59underwear se yad aya,
07:00agar woh saath din ki trip ke lihe ja raha hai na,
07:03toh woh exactly saath pairs of underwear hee pack karega.
07:10Toh ab,
07:11humara honeymoon trip,
07:13jab ek din se extend ho gaya,
07:15toh obviously,
07:17usko pehnni padi,
07:19meri sexy purple lacy thongs!
07:23But baby,
07:25they look so much better on you,
07:27I promise!
07:30Okay guys,
07:31thank you,
07:32that's my time.
07:33Please have a good evening.
07:38That's funny.
07:44Hey Siddhi,
07:45what a wonderful set.
07:46I'm Ankush from Mixing Up.
07:48Oh, the talent management agency?
07:50Yes.
07:51Are you raping?
07:54Guys, guys, guys,
07:55guess what?
07:56Guess what?
07:57Okay, you see that guy in there?
07:58Hey,
07:59don't do that.
08:00You see?
08:01He's from Mixing Up.
08:03And they wanna rap me.
08:04Me!
08:05Congrats!
08:06Wow, that's amazing!
08:07Taimachika hai for doing branded videos
08:09and collabs!
08:10Cut!
08:12Oh, that's awesome.
08:15Meir kai!
08:16He left.
08:18Why?
08:19Really...
08:20Pissed.
08:21Really pissed.
08:22Really pissed.
08:23Like,
08:24really...
08:25Really pissed.
08:26In the childhood,
08:29Mommy learned
08:30that,
08:31some people have two types.
08:32One and one.
08:33And one and one.
08:34Now, I know there's a third type.
08:36The client.
08:38Clients are the worst.
08:41Really.
08:42Worst than any
08:43wedding auntie
08:44who runs out of your app
08:47to your back,
08:48in the buffet.
08:50that you are into women.
08:53And worse still than
08:56Shadiwali auntie's husband
08:59who comes back to your ladies' room
09:02that you are into women.
09:05Yeah, he's here with me.
09:08Where's my drink?
09:11Why are you still here?
09:14I'm going to have a drink.
09:17Why are you still here?
09:19I thought you'll be back after your husband.
09:22He looks damn pissed.
09:24Your jacket and your set are cute.
09:28I'm a monk, by the way.
09:30Hi.
09:31Shai.
09:32And set was okay.
09:33Actually, I forgot some jokes.
09:35I do this just for fun.
09:37So, what's your day job?
09:38I work in franchise.
09:40What about you?
09:41I'm actually a small gym owner.
09:43Umami and Veronica Road pair.
09:45If you are in the area, please drop in.
09:47Yeah, sure.
09:48Do you want to take your clothes?
09:50What are they doing?
09:51Hmmmm.
09:52I've come here.
09:53Some more.
09:54Come on.
09:55Come on.
09:56Come on.
09:57We were everywhere.
10:05Hey.
10:07Hello.
10:08Hello?
10:09You're in the room when we were above you?
10:14I wanted to tell you.
10:16But then I think you can make up with it.
10:19Okay, guess what, you know mixing up that talent agency, they wanna rep me. Apparently,
10:33branded videos have a lot of money. Go for it. At least, you don't have your jokes
10:37about me. I can't believe we have a problem with this one.
10:44You can decide that I have a problem with this one. If it's a problem with me, it's a problem with me.
10:50But people don't laugh at you. They laugh at themselves. Because the content is so relatable.
10:54I don't care whether it's relatable or not. But you clearly said to keep me out of your set.
10:59What do you want? I start jokes about Neha? I don't live with them.
11:05What do you want to live with? With them?
11:09I want to live with you. Why don't you understand?
11:14I don't like it. Anything else?
11:22In the caramel custard fridge? Let's eat it.
11:27Thanks.
11:32Go for it.
11:37Go for it.
11:39Go for it.
11:44Let's live, live, live like we are on vacation.
11:47Can we do it like that?
11:49Can we do it like that?
11:51Let's be romantic, it's crazy romantic.
11:55Maybe we'll be magic, maybe this is just insane.
12:06Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
12:11Amir.
12:14Damini Risley Roy.
12:16What a sight for sore eyes.
12:23Aliyah, Zayn, meet Damini.
12:26You're babysitting?
12:28You don't have to be babysitting for your children.
12:31Did you marry me?
12:33I'm married and I.
12:36Let me get that for you.
12:38No.
12:41Actually, my girlfriend, Yang, was only a child.
12:45She didn't have a marriage.
12:46I thought we'd come to Mumbai for a few days.
12:50To be closer to the grandparents and all.
12:52It's been two weeks.
12:54Are you still here?
12:56Hanover Crown for now.
12:57It's the sweet life.
12:58Until it's been finalized.
13:02Somebody's hungry.
13:05Yang went to Hong Kong for a conference.
13:07She's an IVF specialist.
13:08Anyway, I need to get ANZ back home for some pumped mommy milk.
13:13Sure.
13:14You too.
13:15If you're free.
13:15For coffee.
13:16No, no, I'm fine.
13:18Come on.
13:19We also have regular milk.
13:20Let me go down.
13:21Let me go down.
13:23Let me go down.
13:25Let me go down.
13:27This is all for you.
13:30For me?
13:31For me.
13:32Four years ago, almost becoming a father.
13:34Really awakened the dad in me.
13:37I've done a lot in life.
13:40But Zayn and Aliyah
13:42are the best thing that ever happened to you.
13:44Is there enough about us?
13:46Do you know?
13:47How are you?
13:48Fine.
13:51And still with the boy?
13:56No.
14:05I should take that.
14:06Can you help me?
14:07Why?
14:08Wait.
14:09Just take the phone.
14:10Just take the phone.
14:11Huh?
14:12Yeah.
14:14What?
14:15Okay.
14:16I'm ready.
14:17Okay.
14:18Bye.
14:19It's a medical emergency.
14:20You have to have to call Sally.
14:22Sally.
14:23Sure.
14:24Correct.
14:25Come on, Sally.
14:26Pick up the phone.
14:27Sally has not opened the phone.
14:29Maybe she's gone for masks.
14:30Okay.
14:31Could you just take the phone?
14:32I'll...
14:33Sure.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Can you take a liar, please?
14:36Come on.
14:37Come on.
14:38I hate to do this to you, Damini.
14:39Can you...
14:40Babysit?
14:41Babysit?
14:42Amir, I...
14:43Please.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45I'll...
14:46Have a time left.
14:47Okay.
14:49I'll leave you.
14:51Go ahead, go ahead, man.
14:52I'll go ahead and get back in the background.
14:55What?
14:56No.
14:57What?
14:58We are going to do this to you, Damini.
15:00Can you...
15:02Babysit?
15:04Babysit?
15:05I'm in men.
15:07Peace.
15:35Don't let emotion get in the way, honey.
15:38You ain't here to stop.
15:54And that is how it's done.
15:57Oh, yes.
15:59There we go.
16:00Join family.
16:01I've changed my cousins' diapers.
16:04Oh, I love babies.
16:06I just thought,
16:07I will adopt 100%
16:09pure and fearless babies.
16:12Yes.
16:14My mother told me to freeze my eggs.
16:17Oh.
16:18Tell me about her.
16:20What?
16:21Do you want to make her father or not?
16:22Oh, man.
16:23About to freeze eggs.
16:25Boring.
16:26She didn't have a production from the reproduction.
16:29Do you want to reproduce in old-fashioned style?
16:32Not yet.
16:33Until I'm not a successful mother of a successful career,
16:37until I'm not a actual child of a child.
16:40Okay.
16:41That means,
16:42you will become your mother, right?
16:44No.
16:45No?
16:46No.
16:47Sorry.
16:48No.
16:49No.
16:50No.
16:51No.
16:52No.
16:53No.
16:54No.
16:55No.
16:56And I'll only have a lie.
16:57All right.
16:58No.
16:59No.
17:00No.
17:01No.
17:02No.
17:03No.
17:04No.
17:05No.
17:06No.
17:07Come on, baby! Come on, baby!
17:09I'm not sure!
17:15Harmony, look at you.
17:17You're a natural.
17:20Good to see you, lovely ladies.
17:22Good to see you.
17:23And hello.
17:25Hey!
17:27Hey!
17:28Hey!
17:29Hey!
17:30Don't do that.
17:31It's illegal, actually.
17:37No, wait.
17:42What did your friend's ex-BV do?
17:47She made a mold of his Nali Nihari for a massager.
17:52And called it the Mini.
17:57It's selling like crazy.
17:58She's chaping.
17:59But now...
18:00I need your friends.
18:02The Mini.
18:07Profits ka hissa.
18:09Listen.
18:10You specialize in trademark cases, right?
18:12Listen, please.
18:13You've got to do me a favor.
18:14Alright?
18:15Har jagah bichare ka mazak udha jara.
18:17Koi mini bulata hai toh koi pappu ya koi chotu.
18:20You've got to help me help a friend.
18:22Please.
18:23Please.
18:24Okay, okay. Help me, Tim.
18:25Seriously?
18:26Okay.
18:29Alright.
18:37Hey, sexy.
18:47Hi.
18:48Are you here?
18:49Yeah.
18:50Thought we'd have our third date.
19:03Hang on, hang on.
19:04What's wrong?
19:05No.
19:06I just thought you were not interested in me.
19:10Oh.
19:11That's because...
19:13I have a three date rule.
19:15Oh.
19:16Okay.
19:17So, I didn't want to tell you about this three date rule.
19:21You're not controlling a little bit.
19:24I?
19:26You've controlled everything you've been doing.
19:28You just ignored me.
19:30And now you're playing with tonsils.
19:33And I'm controlling.
19:35You know what?
19:36It's not stress for my music.
19:38I'd rather swipe on someone else.
19:40You know, you're known for your elaborate fashion choices.
19:43So, what do you mean for your clothes?
19:44So, for me, my body is like a canvas.
19:45I wear clothes.
19:46I wear clothes.
19:47I wear clothes.
19:48I wear clothes.
19:49I wear clothes.
19:50I wear clothes.
19:51It's my art.
19:52Fashion for me is like a form of self-expression.
19:53So, what do you mean for your clothes?
19:54So, for me, my body is like a canvas.
19:55I wear clothes.
19:56It's my art.
19:57Fashion for me is like a form of self-expression.
19:58What are your fears, Urfi?
19:59Do you even have any?
20:00Do you even have any?
20:31Don't ignore me.
20:32Don't ignore me.
20:33I've got so much trouble.
20:35I don't want to go back in that dream of my life.
20:38I don't want to go back there.
20:39Because maybe the real Urfi doesn't like anyone.
20:41I don't like anyone, Aish.
20:42All right.
20:44The real Urfi,
20:45more than 5 million people than 5 million people.
20:48We have more followers from Damini.
20:56Urfi,
20:59do you ever get angry?
21:01What have you underestimated all of those pages?
21:04People have said a lot.
21:06When I started,
21:08people were talking about what they were wearing.
21:11They were making fun.
21:13And they were saying a lot.
21:17Actually,
21:19in our family,
21:21many people underestimated Damini.
21:24In my childhood,
21:26they called her Kassrood.
21:27Kassrood?
21:28What's that?
21:29It's a vegetable in the mountains.
21:31It's a strange taste.
21:33It's amazing.
21:34You should make a Kassrood outfit.
21:37You should make a Kassrood outfit.
21:38Not a bad idea,
21:39yaar.
21:40And I'll cut it to that.
21:42And those who have underestimated me today,
21:44I'll just go hug them.
21:45Amazing.
21:46I love it.
21:47I like this guy.
21:49I love it.
21:50Yeah.
21:51I love it.
21:52I love it.
21:53You're not Nadal, huh?
21:54You're not Kapil Sharma.
21:56I'll keep my podcast on my humor.
21:57I'll keep my humor.
21:58Because of my humor,
21:59your subscribers
22:00have won 3,000,
22:01and the fourth episode
22:02have won 7,800,000.
22:03You're not Nadal, huh?
22:05And you're not Kapil Sharma.
22:08Keep your humor on my podcast.
22:10Due to my humor, your first episode of the first three,
22:14and in the fourth episode,
22:161,7,890,000,000.
22:18Yes, this is all happened.
22:20Maybe because my IQ is higher.
22:22My 123 to 111.
22:24Woo!
22:25Ha!
22:26Ha!
22:27Comments, buddy.
22:28Ha!
22:29Ash is so chill and funny.
22:32He makes Damini real.
22:34Ha!
22:35Serious and humor at the same time.
22:38I was not prepared, bro.
22:40This is my broadcast.
22:42What?
22:43I've gained respect for years and years
22:45and the credibility of this credibility.
22:47So, fuck it!
22:52Fuck you!
22:53French fries.
22:54Chocolate milkshake.
22:55I've made my plate.
22:56I don't want to share.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Oh!
22:59Oh!
23:00Oh!
23:01Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh!
23:04By the way,
23:14I was 113.
23:16111.
23:1711.
23:1811.
23:1911.
23:2011.
23:2111.
23:22No.
23:2311.
23:24Shut up.
23:26All right, Saloni.
23:27Come on.
23:28Keep it up.
23:29Back straight.
23:30You got it.
23:31Let's go!
23:32Aray, Prito.
23:33Ek toh matching set.
23:34Beautiful form.
23:35Look at this.
23:36Love it!
23:37Let's go, bro.
23:38Come on!
23:39All right, one.
23:40Let's go again.
23:41Set.
23:42Second, hot.
23:43Let's go!
23:44Boss!
23:45Kumso koi milna hai.
23:46Come on!
23:47Hi.
23:48Hi.
23:49Were you waiting long?
23:50Long enough ki tumhare saare clients ke naam ab mujhe bhi yaad koe hai.
23:54Why don't you show me around?
23:56Of course.
23:57Toh, here at Umami, ham ik one-size-fits-all approach nahi karte hai.
24:01We tailor-make programs for every individual.
24:04And I'm just hoping ki you'll sign up as a client with Umami.
24:09Well, actually, I'm here to try to entice you into signing Umami up as a client.
24:17Oh.
24:18Us din show ke baad mujhe realize hua ki tumh Umara wali umam ho ho.
24:25Shit.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27I...
24:28I'm really sorry.
24:29Mai sirf ishi liye bol rahe thi.
24:31Kyunki Samara got back into perfect shape for the MMA film.
24:35Because of you.
24:36And I really think Umami can go places.
24:39So let's catch up soon.
24:41To discuss your potential signing with us at Franchising.
24:45Toh, you work at Franchising?
24:47Yes.
24:48I own the company.
24:49Oh, boss.
24:50Just like you.
24:51Oh, cool.
24:52Thanks.
24:53Um, toh, sorry the rest of the place?
24:55Yes, please.
24:56Back here.
24:57Yeah.
24:58Back here.
24:59Yeah.
25:00Yeah.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06Yeah.
25:07Yeah.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Yeah.
25:11Yeah.
25:12Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Yeah.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Yeah.
25:18Yeah.
25:19Yeah.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Yeah.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Yeah.
25:29Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Yeah.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Yeah.
25:35Yeah.
25:36And it was found that the average flaccid, stretched and erect lengths were.
25:40Three point twenty three inches.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Four point twenty eight inches.
25:44And five point one two inches.
25:45Yeah.
25:46J'awr.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Mr.ugh.
25:49Order in the court, please.
25:51Order, order!
25:53That means, the average length is a mini.
25:55Exactly.
25:56And coming back to this product,
25:58Your Honour, its length is 5.1 inch.
26:01Which means, it's not a mini, it's normal.
26:04Your Honour, as Mr. Purohit pointed out,
26:06my client's size
26:09is considered average by Indian standards.
26:12So what do you need to call this product?
26:15Just a marketing name.
26:17I beg to differ, Your Honour.
26:19This name is for my client to malign his reputation.
26:24How did you get to get to get to get to get to get?
26:26When you said to me, call it a small nut cut.
26:33Order the court, please.
26:35Ramneek Ji, you can't do anything out of turn.
26:38Sorry, Your Honour.
26:39Now, let's go to technicality.
26:41Ms. Ramneek Bora has no trademarked this design.
26:45However, my client, Mr. Tushar Gupta,
26:48has applied for it as of last week.
26:50Your Honour, we object.
26:52Ms. Ramneek Bora's design in the last 11 months.
26:55She is the indisputable owner.
26:57I object, Your Honour.
27:00My client has owned this design since birth.
27:03Thus, he is the indisputable owner.
27:18The Indisputable owner.
27:20The Indisputable owner.
27:21So, how are you feeling?
27:22The Indisputable owner.
27:24Amazing.
27:26Well, you deserve it.
27:27You've seen it.
27:30I'm feeling pretty cool in this bike.
27:32I'm a little jealous of the bike though.
27:34Here we go.
27:48Ah, My favourite.
27:50This is one of my 20's, I've never done it yet.
27:5420's are overhyped.
27:56When we take the first time, there are disasters.
27:59Like a marriage.
28:01Satyavachan.
28:05What?
28:06What do you do?
28:08A marriage?
28:10Who knows?
28:11Aria will go to undergrad and...
28:15If I meet the right person...
28:18Maybe.
28:22You?
28:23No.
28:26I didn't make a marriage.
28:27I was a shit husband.
28:29I was a bachelor bachelor.
28:32Truth bomb.
28:34Cheers to that.
28:45So that night, I wore so many feathers...
28:48that if I saw a peacock...
28:50she said...
28:51Girl, I lost my house.
28:54So I was like...
28:55I fell to my own husband.
28:57And I said...
28:58Baby, just feel.
29:00Just feel.
29:01Just feel.
29:03And when I feel...
29:05that man started...
29:06the man started...
29:08shink, shink, shink, shink, shink, shink, shink...
29:10non-stop.
29:11For one second, I thought...
29:12that's a new four-play style...
29:14that I don't know of.
29:15And I was like...
29:16Come on, baby.
29:17Let's do it.
29:18But then I thought...
29:19this is a flash mob.
29:22And...
29:23like that wasn't enough...
29:24she started...
29:25like...
29:26like...
29:27like...
29:28like...
29:29like...
29:30like...
29:31like...
29:32like...
29:33twisting and turning...
29:34like...
29:35like...
29:36like...
29:37like...
29:38like...
29:39like...
29:40like...
29:41like...
29:42like...
29:43like...
29:44like...
29:45like...
29:46like...
29:47like...
29:48like...
29:49So now I know...
29:50that...
29:51life may...
29:52sex...
29:53so...
29:54just...
29:55we...
29:57Yes!
29:59Thank you very much, guys.
30:00You've been lovely.
30:01Hi, babe!
30:02You've been lovely.
30:03Whoo!
30:04What you gonna do?
30:05What you gonna do?
30:06What you gonna do...
30:07What you gonna do?
30:08What you gonna do...
30:09wanna come for you?
30:10Watch out for me.
30:11What you gonna do?
30:12What you gonna do?
30:13Dum, dum!
30:14Hey babe...
30:15How was your day?
30:17Actually...
30:18What here?
30:20Twisting and turning...
30:21she played an abs of the person's abs...
30:23Right...
30:24But some of the...
30:25anything hit.
30:26The place where she was in emergency room...
30:29My husband's training, he's a junior.
30:34You know, I always cancel this joke.
30:36Today, Kevin, left me this.
30:39This.
30:40What?
30:42And in the team meeting, Sudhir loudly offered me
30:46the number of a plastic surgeon for my crooked dick.
30:51Listen, man. Just ignore them, man.
30:55They're 5-year-old children.
30:57Ignore them?
30:58Yeah.
30:59Sileep, why are you pretending that you don't know how all this is affecting me?
31:01Meer, but these are just jokes.
31:04Harmless jokes.
31:05Harmless?
31:06I've become a joke, Sudhir.
31:08Do you have personal bounties?
31:10Because I'm not getting into understanding.
31:12Okay, fine.
31:13Tell me, what do you want me to do?
31:16Leave me alone.
31:17When did I say that?
31:19You then?
31:20You can only joke all your husbands.
31:22It's anecdotal comedy, Mihir.
31:24You don't understand.
31:26You don't understand.
31:27I'm not getting into talking with you, Sudhir.
31:29I've always stood by you.
31:30When it was my dad at fault,
31:31and when you had trouble understanding
31:32that how to move on,
31:34I was there by your side.
31:36You had dumped it.
31:37You had proposed it.
31:39But this time, you really crossed the line.
31:41I was afraid.
31:42I was afraid.
31:43I thought it will be together in our relationship.
31:44It will be respect.
31:45But this time, you're going to be only 10 countries.
31:47It's only one running joke.
31:48And it's me.
31:49We're not water under the bridge.
31:54Under the bridge.
31:55No.
31:56We're not water under the bridge.
32:00Under the bridge.
32:02No.
32:03Cause the whole thing is sinking.
32:05There's no point in swimming.
32:07We're drowning in the bed.
32:08You made us.
32:09We're not water under the bridge.
32:12Under the bridge.
32:13Under the bridge.
32:14You know.
32:15Hold on.
32:16Shouldn't we sleep on it?
32:21Or stay up and talk about it?
32:23Cause we shouldn't go to bed mad.
32:28Hold on.
32:30Shouldn't we go through it?
32:33So we could just scroll through this.
32:36Do we really want to end it bad?
32:39Now you're frozen.
32:40So call someone I do not know.
32:44You're acting like I'm overreacting.
32:47Gave your sunsets at night for this kind of goodbye.
32:50Pretending like it ain't a bad thing.
32:53We're not water under the bridge.
32:56Under the bridge.
32:58No.
32:59We're not water under the bridge.
33:02Under the bridge.
33:04No.
33:05Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:07There's no point in swimming.
33:09Drowning in the bed you made us.
33:11We're not water under the bridge.
33:12Under the bridge.
33:13No.
33:14We're not water under the bridge.
33:15Under the bridge.
33:16No.
33:17We're not water under the bridge.
33:18Under the bridge.
33:19No.
33:20Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:21There's no point in swimming.
33:22We're drowning in the bed you made us.
33:23We're not water under the bridge.
33:25Under the bridge.
33:26Under the bridge.
33:27No.
33:28We're not water under the bridge.
33:29Under the bridge.
33:30No.
33:31Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:32There's no point in swimming.
33:33We're drowning in the bed you made us.
33:34We're not water under the bridge.
33:35Under the bridge.
33:36No.
33:37We're not water under the bridge.
33:38We're not water under the bridge.
33:39Under the bridge.
33:40No.
33:41Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:42There's no point in swimming.
33:43We're drowning in the bed you made us.
33:44We're not water under the bridge.
33:46Under the bridge.
33:47We're drowning in the bed you made us.
33:49We're not water under the bridge.
33:52Under the bridge.
33:54No.
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