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Four More Shots Please - Season 4 Episode 3 -
Unapologetically Me
Unapologetically Me
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00:00I've been too much for everyone but me I've edited myself for too long now's
00:18the time to live unfiltered unedited unapologetically me
00:30welcome Anya thank you for having me you know the global tech space is supposed to be a man's world
00:46or where you put Indian tech on the global stage what a way to smash the goddamn glass ceiling
00:54not that glass ceiling Damini I mean look if you are liable no glass ceiling can stop you
01:01okay in an ideal world yes but I know it's not an ideal world you know I'm proud of being a woman
01:07but why should that always define the conversation and my work
01:11okay Anya facts 15% say come tech startups have female founders it's the hardest for women to raise
01:24money because of various misogynistic ideas like are you're a tech care barre kya pata you must have
01:29faced that yourself just for the record mujhe hamesha laga hai ki aureten mardons se kaafi
01:34I mean look at you aapne a inclusive tool create kya joo grassroot level lukun ke liye hai and aapka AI
01:42tool is super cool you can argue in tamil you can get counseling in asamis you can flirt in marathi
01:49I like this boy mania I'm just saying that your experiences are other women listening to you
01:57listening to us right now will learn so that they can use it when they are faced with similar obstacles
02:02so you have to admit that glass ceilings are imaginary and we can't just wish it away
02:07fine Damini it exists and I hate thinking that if I didn't have a husband who supported me
02:16child maybe you're not a honey punch party but yes you're right there is a fucking glass ceiling
02:23and I'm just thrilled that I have shattered the fuck out of it yes you have oh wow
02:30nervous you got this
02:45smells really nice stop distracting me distract me deskarata and you passed
02:58Kattakta Tandiya
03:10Kattak pata chal vya to
03:14paapa kapatah chal vya to
03:15chao kah thrill bula alenge
03:16keshar
03:17keshar
03:17arre
03:18tuon tension queu le ria hai
03:20itne badhe kaat onde hendelikan dus
03:22yeh dhkahenki nye usma
03:24I love you.
03:29So half long, huh?
03:31Must have been beautiful growing up in a hill station.
03:34Hmm.
03:35Asamka is one of the hill station.
03:37We should go sometime.
03:39I don't know if you want to do it.
03:42What do you want to do?
03:45When are you in Mumbai?
03:49I love you.
03:51You don't listen to me.
03:53I don't like it.
03:54I don't like it.
04:05I want to wake up early morning.
04:08I want to record the jingle of pimple cream.
04:11Where did you come from?
04:18Alright then.
04:21Oh.
04:22So I'll go?
04:23Your purpose.
04:24You can sleep in the couch.
04:25There's popcorn if you want.
04:27Good night.
04:28Good night.
04:29Let's go.
04:59And my ladies, trying to make your formalities
05:03Give me four more shots, please
05:05It's time we've got uptime to heat
05:08Give me four more shots, please
05:15Give me four more shots, please
05:20When I travel abroad, like a true blue gujju,
05:25I take my KFC with me.
05:29Khakra, papra, chakli?
05:32KFC?
05:36No, nothing?
05:38I thought I could always count on a good khakra joke to be crisp, huh?
05:44It's funny.
05:48Wow.
05:49Kaafi sannata.
05:52Okay.
05:53So, you know, when I proposed to my husband
05:57There was one thing set in my mind.
05:59Those things, those things that we had to meet in a year
06:03We can do all 365 days.
06:06All 365 days!
06:08Yeah!
06:09I know, right?
06:10Like, imagine.
06:11Yachts, sundowners,
06:13wine making,
06:14cheese tasting.
06:15Oh my God!
06:18It's interesting.
06:19But,
06:20uh,
06:21cheese tasting to nahi
06:23But,
06:24every day in the house,
06:25this discussion is necessary
06:26that at lunch,
06:27Moong Daal will be made,
06:28or Masoor Daal?
06:29Sundowners ka batani par,
06:33humare ghar mein,
06:35nobody is going down on anyone.
06:39Marriage means, uh,
06:40life share karna,
06:41right?
06:42Leke,
06:43life ke saath saath,
06:44bathroom,
06:45ur,
06:46covered shelves bhi share karna padeenge yaar.
06:49He toh pata hindi tha.
06:51So, the other day,
06:52when I instructed my staff to separate the whites
06:55for laundry day,
06:56meri, uh, sexy white satin dress
06:59pehunch gahi mere husband ke white underwear drawer me.
07:02And, you know,
07:04Underwear se yad aya,
07:05agar woh saath din ki trip ke lihe ja raha hai na,
07:08toh woh exactly saath pairs of underwear he pack karega.
07:15Toh ab,
07:16humara honeymoon trip,
07:18jab ek din se extend ho gaya,
07:20toh obviously,
07:22usko pehunni padi,
07:24meri sexy purple lacy thongs.
07:28But maybe they look so much better on you,
07:32I promise.
07:35Okay guys,
07:36thank you,
07:37that's my time.
07:38Please have a good evening.
07:43It's funny.
07:49Hey Siti,
07:50what a wonderful set.
07:51I'm Ankush from Mixing Up.
07:53Oh, the talent punishment agency?
07:55Yes.
07:56Are you raping?
07:59Guys, guys, guys,
08:00guess what?
08:01Guess what?
08:02Can you see that guy in there?
08:03Don't do it with me.
08:04Excuse me.
08:05He's from Mixing Up.
08:07And they want to rap me.
08:09Me!
08:10Congrats!
08:11Wow, that's amazing.
08:12Taimachika hai for doing branded videos and collabs.
08:15Kach Chai.
08:17Oh, that's awesome.
08:19Up next.
08:20Merkai.
08:21He left.
08:22Why?
08:23He, um,
08:25pissed.
08:26Really pissed.
08:28Like, really,
08:29really pissed.
08:31When I was a kid,
08:33my mom taught me,
08:34they have two types.
08:36Good.
08:37And bad.
08:39Now I know there's a third type.
08:41The client.
08:43Clients are the worst.
08:46Really.
08:47Worse than any married auntie
08:49joh kundli app leke
08:51aapke picheh picheh
08:53bufhe tak bhaagti rehti hai.
08:55Because,
08:56unneh bhanak lag gai hai
08:58that you are into women.
09:02And worse still,
09:03than Shadiwali auntie's husband
09:05joh lady's room tak apke picheh aajate hai.
09:08Kyunki unneh bhi bhanak lag gai hai
09:10that,
09:11you are into women.
09:12You are into women.
09:20Yeah, you feel my drink?
09:21Where's my drink?
09:22Why are you still here?
09:24Mujhe laga tu mamei patidev ke picheh baagi hogi.
09:27He look damn pissed.
09:30Our jacket and our cassette dono
09:32kyun kapi ache dhe hai.
09:33I'm a monk by the way.
09:35Hai.
09:36Shai.
09:37And said,
09:38thik tha.
09:39Actually, I forgot some jokes.
09:41I do this just for fun.
09:42So, what's your day job?
09:43I work in franchising.
09:45What about you?
09:46I'm actually a small gym owner.
09:48Umami.
09:49Veronika road pei hai.
09:50Agar akal bhi error me ho,
09:51please drop in.
09:52Yeah, sure.
09:53Khaan ke parde phad na hai kya in ho.
09:56Buthapa a gya hai.
09:58Khaiyon chale hai.
10:00Harja se tehi.
10:07Hi.
10:08Tum Bina Batai a gay.
10:09Batana chahata tha.
10:10Buthhir mujhe laga tu muska bhi joke bana doogi.
10:11Okay, guess what?
10:12You know mixing up that talent agency,
10:13they wanna rep me?
10:14I don't know.
10:15No, no, no.
10:16No, no.
10:17No, no.
10:18No, no.
10:19No, no, no.
10:20No, no.
10:21No, no.
10:22No, no.
10:23No, no.
10:24No, no.
10:25No, no.
10:26No, no.
10:27No, no.
10:28No, no.
10:29No, no.
10:30No, no.
10:31No, no.
10:32No, no.
10:33No, no.
10:34No, no.
10:35No, no.
10:36No, no.
10:37No, no.
10:38No, no.
10:39No, no.
10:40No, no.
10:41No, no.
10:42No, no.
10:43No, no.
10:44No, no.
10:45No, no.
10:46I can't believe we have a problem with this world.
10:48You can decide that I have a problem with this world.
10:49You can decide that I have a problem with this world.
10:51If it makes me laugh, it makes me a problem.
10:54But people don't laugh at yourself.
10:57They laugh at yourself.
10:58Because the content is so relatable.
10:59I don't care whether it's relatable or not.
11:01But you clearly have to keep me out of your set.
11:04What do you want?
11:05I start writing jokes about Neha?
11:08I don't live with them.
11:09What do you want to live with?
11:11With them?
11:13I don't want to live with you.
11:16Why don't you understand?
11:18It doesn't seem like it.
11:25Anything else?
11:27I love you.
11:29Is it the caramel casket in the fridge?
11:31Eat it.
11:40Thanks.
11:42Goodbye.
11:44I don't, don't, don't want no complication.
11:48Let's live, live, live like we are on vacation.
11:52Can we do it like that?
11:54Can we do it like that?
11:55Let's be romantic.
11:57Crazy romantic.
11:59Maybe we'll be magic.
12:01Maybe this is just insane.
12:11Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
12:14Amir.
12:17Damini Rizvi Roy.
12:20What a sight for sore eyes.
12:23Oh.
12:25Aliyah, Zain, meet Damini.
12:31You're babysitting?
12:33You don't have to be babysitting for your children.
12:36You married?
12:38I married and I.
12:40Let me get that for you.
12:43Actually, my girlfriend Yang just wanted a child.
12:50No marriage.
12:51I thought we'll go to Mumbai for some days.
12:55To be closer to the grandparents and all.
12:57Mmm.
12:58It's been two weeks.
12:59Are you staying here?
13:00Hanover Crown for now.
13:02It's the sweet life.
13:03Until something finalized.
13:07Somebody's hungry.
13:09Oh.
13:10Yang went to Hong Kong for the conference.
13:12She's an IVF specialist.
13:13Anyway, I need to get ANZ back home for some pumped mommy milk.
13:18Sure.
13:19You too.
13:20If you're free.
13:21For coffee.
13:22No, I'm fine.
13:24Come on.
13:25We have regular milk.
13:26Let me go down.
13:28Let me go down.
13:30Let me go down.
13:31Let me go down.
13:33That's why it's all mine.
13:35Why?
13:36It's all mine.
13:37Four years ago, almost becoming a father.
13:40Rarely awakened the dad in me.
13:43There's been a lot of things in life.
13:45But Zain and Alaa are the best thing that ever happened to her.
13:49Enough about us.
13:50You tell.
13:51How are you?
13:53Fine.
13:55And still with the boy?
14:01No.
14:09I should take that. Can you help me?
14:12Why would I just take the phone?
14:15Would you just take the phone?
14:17Yeah.
14:19What?
14:20Okay, let's do it.
14:21I'm going to go.
14:22Okay, bye.
14:23It's a medical emergency.
14:24They're going to have to call Sally.
14:26Sally.
14:27Sure.
14:28You're right.
14:29Come on, Sally. Pick up the phone.
14:31Sally didn't take the phone.
14:33Maybe she's gone for mass.
14:35Okay, could you just take the phone?
14:37I'll...
14:38Sure.
14:39Yeah.
14:40And can you take a liar, please?
14:45Come on.
14:49I hate to do this to you, Damini.
15:04Can you...
15:06Babysit?
15:07Babysit.
15:08Babysit?
15:09I'm in men.
15:10Please.
15:12Peace.
15:17Dreamsit?
15:18The Sea.
15:20Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:22They make président.
15:23They make a lot of business and they make a lot of business.
15:28I find the guts right through the night.
15:31Out to the night that you're on the road in the morning
15:34Don't let emotion get in the way, honey
15:43You ain't here to stay
15:45And that is how
16:00It's done
16:02Yes
16:03There we go
16:04Join family
16:05I love babies
16:09I think
16:11I'll adopt a 100%
16:14Fearless babies
16:17Yes
16:18My mother said to me to freeze eggs
16:21Oh
16:22Ask with her
16:24What?
16:25Do you want to make her father or not?
16:27Oh man
16:28To freeze
16:30Boring
16:31Reproduction
16:32Reproduction
16:33Do you want to reproduce
16:34Old fashion style
16:36Not yet
16:37Until I become a successful mother of a successful career
16:41Until I become a mother of a actual child
16:44Okay
16:45You mean you will become a mother of a mother?
16:48No
16:49No
16:50No
16:51Sorry
16:52No
16:53No
16:54No
16:55I don't know
16:56I have a body was so much better
16:58Sit
16:59Sit
17:00Sit
17:01Sit
17:02Sit
17:03Whoa
17:04Whoa
17:05Whoa
17:06I got to get him
17:07I got to get him
17:08Hey
17:09Baby, baby!
17:11Baby, baby!
17:13Baby, baby!
17:15Baby, baby!
17:17Baby, sir!
17:19Harmony, look at you.
17:21You're a natural.
17:25Good to see you, lovely ladies.
17:27Good to see you.
17:29And hello.
17:31Hey, hello.
17:33Hey!
17:35I'm just a little girl.
17:39I'm just a little girl.
17:41I'm just a little girl.
17:43I'm just a little girl.
17:45I'm just a little girl.
17:47No, wait.
17:49What's your friend's ex-beam?
17:51She made a mold of his Nali Nihari
17:55and a massage and called it the Mini.
17:59It's selling like crazy.
18:01She's trying to sell it.
18:03But now,
18:05I need my friends.
18:07Mini.
18:11Profits?
18:13Listen.
18:14You specialize in trademark cases, right?
18:16Listen, please.
18:17You've got to do me your favor.
18:18All right.
18:19You're going to have fun everywhere.
18:21If there's a Mini,
18:22there's a puppy or a dog.
18:24You've got to help me help a friend.
18:26Please.
18:27Please.
18:28Okay, okay.
18:29I'll meet him.
18:30Seriously?
18:31I'll meet him.
18:32I'll meet him.
18:33I'll meet him.
18:34All right.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Hey, sexy.
18:39Hi.
18:40Are you here?
18:41Yeah.
18:42Thought we'd have our third date.
18:43Oh.
18:44Whoa.
18:45Whoa.
18:46Whoa.
18:47Whoa.
18:48Whoa.
18:49Hang on.
18:50Hang on.
18:51Hang on.
18:52What's wrong?
18:53Yeah, I thought we'd have our third date.
19:08Hang on, hang on.
19:09What's wrong?
19:10No, after the last two times, I just thought you're not interested in me.
19:15Oh, that's because I have a three date rule.
19:20Oh, okay.
19:21So, I didn't want to tell you about this three date rule.
19:26You're not doing a bit of controlling.
19:28I?
19:30You've controlled everything until now.
19:32You just ignored me and now you're playing with tonsils.
19:37And I'm controlling.
19:40You know what?
19:41I don't have stress for my music.
19:44I'd rather swipe on someone else.
19:49You know, you're known for your elaborate fashion choices.
20:04So, what do you mean for your clothes?
20:06So, for me, my body is like a canvas.
20:10I wear clothes.
20:11It's my art.
20:12Fashion for me is like a form of self-expression.
20:15But many people criticize this self-expression.
20:19They say that you're all for attention.
20:21I'm a professional attention-seeker.
20:23Of course, I need attention.
20:26What are your fears, Urfi?
20:28Do you even have any?
20:30Only one.
20:31You love me.
20:33Don't hate me.
20:34Don't ignore me.
20:36I'm so much more than a problem.
20:39I don't want to go back to my life again.
20:42I don't want to go back there.
20:44Because maybe the real Urfi will not like anyone.
20:46All right.
20:48The real Urfi is a lot more than 5 million people.
20:52We have more followers from Damini.
20:56Well, what can I take to do next?
21:01Urfi.
21:03Do you have any upset when you're into all?
21:05What are you underestimated?
21:08People have told me a lot.
21:11When I started in the Buick,
21:13people started talking about what to do.
21:16They used to have a lot of fun.
21:17But they used to say things too.
21:20Well, in my family,
21:25Many people underestimated Damini.
21:29In my childhood, they called him Kassrood.
21:32Kassrood? What's that?
21:34It's a vegetable in the mountains.
21:36It's a strange taste.
21:38But you should make a Kassrood outfit.
21:42Not a bad idea, man.
21:44And I'll put it on that.
21:46And whoever has underestimated me today,
21:48I'll just go hug them.
21:50Amazing. I love it.
21:52I like this guy.
21:55Hello?
21:57You're not Nadal, huh?
21:59And you're not a bad idea.
22:01Your humor is on my podcast.
22:03Because of my humor,
22:04your first episode of three,
22:06and in the fourth episode,
22:08it's 1,788,000.
22:10Yes.
22:11It's all happening.
22:12My humor is on my podcast.
22:14Because of my humor,
22:16your subscribers in the first episode
22:18and in the fourth episode,
22:20it's 1,788,000.
22:22Yes.
22:23It's all happening.
22:24Maybe because my IQ is higher.
22:26My 123 to 111.
22:28Woohoo!
22:29Ha!
22:30Ha!
22:31Ha!
22:32Ha!
22:33Ha!
22:34Ash is so chill and funny.
22:36He makes Damini real.
22:37Ha!
22:38Ha!
22:39Serious
22:40and humor at the same time.
22:42I was not prepared, bro.
22:45This is my podcast.
22:46What?
22:47I've failed.
22:48I've failed my credibility and respect.
22:51So, fuck it!
22:52Fuck you!
22:56Fuck you!
23:05French fries?
23:06Chocolate milkshake?
23:07I've failed my plate.
23:09I've failed my plate.
23:12I don't want to share.
23:18By the way,
23:19my IQ was 113.
23:22111.
23:24111.
23:26111.
23:27111.
23:28Shut up.
23:30All right, Saloni.
23:31Come on.
23:32Keep it up.
23:33Back straight.
23:34You got it.
23:35Let's go.
23:36Hey, Prito.
23:37A matching set.
23:38Beautiful form.
23:39Look at this.
23:40Love it.
23:41Solid chest bump.
23:42Let's go, bro.
23:43Come on.
23:44All right, one.
23:45Let's go again.
23:46Set.
23:47Second one.
23:48Let's go.
23:49Come on.
23:50Hi.
23:51Hi.
23:52Hi.
23:53Were you waiting long?
23:55Long enough,
23:56all of your clients' names
23:57I remember.
23:58Why don't you show me around?
24:00Of course.
24:01So, here at Umami,
24:03we don't do a one-size-fits-all approach.
24:06We tailor-make programs
24:07for every individual.
24:08And...
24:10I'm just hoping
24:11that you'll sign up as a client
24:13with Umami.
24:14Well...
24:15Actually, I'm here
24:16to try to entice you
24:18into signing Umami up
24:20as a client.
24:23After the show,
24:24I realized
24:25that you're Umara.
24:31I'm sorry.
24:32I'm really sorry.
24:33I was just saying that
24:35because Umara
24:36got back into
24:37perfect shape
24:38for the MMA film
24:39because of you.
24:40And I really think
24:41Umami can go places.
24:44So, let's catch up soon
24:45to discuss your potential
24:47signing
24:48with us at Franchising.
24:49So, you work at Franchising?
24:51I own the company.
24:53Oh, boss.
24:55Just like you.
24:56Oh, cool.
24:57Thanks.
24:58Um, so...
24:59So, is the rest of the place?
25:00Yes, please.
25:01Yes, please.
25:02Yes, please.
25:04Yes, please.
25:33It was an Indian research paper published in the the International Journal of Important Research.
25:36The account went to 300 people who studied between the ages taken to 60 and it was found
25:40that the average flaccid stretch and erect length were 3.23 inches, 4.28 inches and 5.12 inches.
25:54Order in the court please.
25:55Order, order.
25:57Your Honor!
25:58That is, the average length is a mini.
26:01Exactly.
26:02And coming back to this product, Your Honor, its length is 5.1 inch.
26:07Which means, it's not a mini.
26:09It's normal.
26:10Your Honor, as Mr. Purohit pointed out, my client's size is considered average by Indian standards.
26:17So what do you need to call this product?
26:21Just a marketing name.
26:22I beg to differ, Your Honor.
26:24This name is because of my client's reputation.
26:30How did you reach it?
26:31When you said to me, call it a small nut.
26:38Order the court, please.
26:40Ramnik Ji, you can't do anything out of turn.
26:43Sorry, Your Honor.
26:44Now, let's go to the technicality.
26:46Ms. Ramnik Bora has not done this design.
26:50However, my client, Mr. Tushar Gupta,
26:53has applied for it as of last week.
26:55Your Honor, we object.
26:57Ms. Ramnik Bora's design was in the market in the last 11 months.
27:00She is the indisputable owner.
27:02I object, Your Honor.
27:04My client has owned this design since birth.
27:08Thus, he is the indisputable owner.
27:11The 안에 in theилber's design.
27:23She is the indisputable owner.
27:24I am in the bankral.
27:25So, how are you feeling?
27:27I am getting my client in the impulse.
27:29Amazing!
27:30Well, you deserve it!
27:32You have chosen a case.
27:34You look so cool in the bike.
27:37I have a little jealous of the bike though.
27:51Here we go.
27:54Ah, my favourite.
27:56I've never been in the 20s.
27:58The 20s are overhyped.
27:59I don't have to worry about it.
28:01All the hormones get rid of it.
28:03Sometimes it gets disastrous.
28:05Like a wedding.
28:07Sathyavachan.
28:11Tom?
28:12What did you do again?
28:14A wedding?
28:16Who knows?
28:18I will go to undergrad and...
28:21If I meet the right person...
28:25Maybe.
28:28You?
28:31I.
28:32I didn't make a wedding.
28:33I was a shit husband.
28:35I was a bachelor.
28:38Truth bomb.
28:40Cheers to that.
28:41That night...
28:42I was wearing so many feathers...
28:43That...
28:44If I see a peacock...
28:45Then...
28:46I said...
28:47If I see a peacock...
28:48If I see a peacock...
28:49Then...
28:50I said...
28:51If I see a peacock...
28:52Then...
28:53I said...
28:54If I see a peacock...
28:55If I see a peacock...
28:56Then...
28:57I said...
28:58My daughter...
29:00So...
29:01I went to my husband...
29:02And...
29:03I said...
29:04Baby...
29:05Just feel...
29:06Just feel...
29:07Just feel...
29:08And...
29:09Feel...
29:10And...
29:11I was like...
29:12Come on...
29:13Baby...
29:14Let's do it.
29:15Pichik, pichik, pichik, non-stop.
29:17Eek second ke lihe toh muje laga,
29:19yaar, ye koii naya foreplay ka style ha,
29:21that I don't know of. And I was like,
29:23come on baby, let's do it.
29:25Lekin phir pata laga, ye toh hair fever ka flash mob hai.
29:27And, like that wasn't enough,
29:29usne achanak apni body
29:31aise, aise, aise,
29:33aise maraudly start ki,
29:35jaysay saakshat ashtang yoga kar raho.
29:37Twisting and turning mein,
29:39pande ke abs nishala yaar.
29:43Kuch be. And uh,
29:45kuchh toot bhi gaya.
29:49Mere dil ke alawa.
29:53So now I know,
29:55that life mein sex to hone se raha.
29:57Toh ab bas ek hi cheez kar nahi hai.
29:59Just,
30:01weeeeee.
30:03Yes!
30:05Thank you very much.
30:07Thank you very much. Thank you very lovely.
30:09What you gonna do, what you gonna do,
30:11wanna come for her.
30:13What you gonna do, what you gonna do,
30:15what you gonna do, what you gonna do,
30:17what you gonna do, do, do, do.
30:21Hey babe, how was your day?
30:23See the, kya hiya?
30:25Twisting and turning mein,
30:27pande ke abs nikala yaar.
30:29And kuchh toot bhi gaya.
30:31Ranth emergency contraceptives ki jaga,
30:33emergency room mein khatam.
30:35With my husband's training,
30:37he's a junior.
30:39You know, I always cancel this joke.
30:41But the best thing.
30:43But the best thing.
30:45And in the team meeting,
30:47Sudhir loudly offered me the number of a plastic surgeon
30:51for my crooked dick.
30:53Listen yaar,
30:55just ignore them yaar.
30:575-year-old children.
30:59Ignore them yaar.
31:015-year-old children.
31:02Ignore them?
31:03Yeah.
31:04Siddhi, why are you pretending
31:05that you don't know how all this is affecting me?
31:07Meera, but these are just jokes.
31:09Harmless jokes.
31:11Harmless?
31:12Yaar, I've become a joke, Siddhi.
31:14Personal boundaries.
31:15Google it.
31:16Because I'm not getting into understanding.
31:18Okay, fine.
31:19Tell me.
31:20What do you want me to do?
31:22Leave me alone.
31:23I've never said that.
31:24You then?
31:25You can only joke on all the comedies.
31:27It's anecdotal comedy.
31:29He comes from his own life.
31:31Why don't you understand?
31:32When I meet you,
31:33I'm not even going to understand.
31:34I've always stood by you.
31:36When it was my dad at fault,
31:37and when he had trouble understanding
31:38that he had to move on,
31:39I was there by your side.
31:41When you wanted,
31:42you dumped it.
31:43When you wanted,
31:44you proposed it.
31:45But this time,
31:46you've really crossed the line.
31:47I'm sorry.
31:48I think it will be together in our relationship.
31:50It will be respected.
31:51But here,
31:52he's only running away from 10.
31:53There's only one running joke.
31:54And that's me.
32:11There's no point in swimming.
32:12We're drowning in the bed.
32:14You made us.
32:15We're a night.
32:16Water under the bridge.
32:18Under the bridge.
32:20You know.
32:22Hold on.
32:25Shouldn't we sleep on it?
32:28Or stay up and talk about it?
32:31Cause we shouldn't go to bed mad.
32:34Hold on.
32:37Shouldn't we go through it?
32:40So we could just grow through this.
32:43Do we really wanna end the bed?
32:46Now you're frozen,
32:47so call someone I do not know.
32:49You're acting like I'm overreacting.
32:52Gave your sunsets at night for this kind of goodbye.
32:55Pretending like it ain't a bad thing.
32:58We're not water under the bridge.
33:02Under the bridge.
33:03No.
33:04We're not water under the bridge.
33:08Under the bridge.
33:10No.
33:11Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:13There's no point in swimming.
33:15We're drowning in the bed.
33:16You made us.
33:17We're not water under the bridge.
33:21Under the bridge.
33:22No.
33:28We're not water under the bridge.
33:43Under the bridge.
33:45No.
33:46Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:50There's no point in swimming.
33:55We're not water under the bridge, under the bridge.
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