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00:39What was it you used to say when we first moved in together?
00:41Christmas Eve calories don't count.
00:45You're very naughty.
00:47I used to like my naughty side.
00:51Can I, erm...
01:01No.
01:02Nope, it's not my place.
01:04No, go on.
01:08Listen, I know...
01:11Carla's the one and everything and she's gorgeous and...
01:14Look, I know what you're gonna say.
01:17Well, she's not exactly behaving brilliantly at the moment, is she?
01:21You know, and that's not a criticism.
01:22I know how you feel about her, Becky.
01:24There's absolutely no point in pretending otherwise.
01:26But maybe you could try and forget about her for a few days?
01:28Like, don't let her ruin the holidays?
01:31Pfft!
01:32Just got a little something.
01:34A little?
01:35That's lovely.
01:36Yeah, I've never forgotten how you like it.
01:39Never forgotten how you like a lot of things.
01:44Aww.
01:45It's lovely.
01:46I've got one a bit like it.
01:48I'm told I could wear on like an old married couple.
01:50Tell you what, I was looking online the other day.
01:52You know that place that does ice skating in the grounds of that stately home?
02:07Oh yeah?
02:08You can sign up for this pass, where you can go every day if you like.
02:13Just thought that'd be our Christmas-old.
02:15Dylan, I don't think I can.
02:17Look, I'm going to Spain soon with my auntie and...
02:21I don't know when I'll be back.
02:25Right, I need to go and do this video call with Gillespie Sale.
02:28I didn't realise the time. Shall I see you back at the office?
02:31Yeah, I'll be about 20 minutes. I'm going to pop into the Rovers
02:33and have a quick word with Eva first, OK?
02:35Is that a euphemism? Is it a work thing?
02:38Kind of. I'll tell you about it later.
02:40Give me a kiss.
02:42Ah. Needy.
02:44You are asking for a slap.
02:45Hey, I'm going to get you struck off. Beat it.
02:48Hi. Your euphemism just arrived.
02:52Take no notice about it.
02:54Er, Nina, can I get a pack of mint tea, please?
02:57Yeah, sure. Take a seat.
02:59Is that all right?
03:00Yeah, of course, yeah.
03:02I've got a kettle in the house now.
03:03Oh, Don. I just needed five minutes away from the madness.
03:06I was actually going to pop in and have a word with you
03:08about what we spoke about yesterday.
03:10Yeah, thank you for being my shoulder to cry on.
03:13I mean, you could do with a couple of sponges up there.
03:16Listen, I hope I'm not speaking out of school here,
03:18but I think what you're going through is you're grieving the loss of your baby.
03:22Yeah. Yeah, I know.
03:25But I am a strong, independent woman by all accounts, and I have a right to choose.
03:31I exercise that right, so I should be fine about it.
03:37Listen, I had a client once who was forced into a termination by her husband,
03:42and her way of dealing with the grief was to write a letter to the baby that could have been,
03:46poured her emotions out on the page.
03:48Did it help?
03:49Apparently so, yeah.
03:52I'm not very good at writing letters.
03:54It might be worth a try for her.
04:04Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
04:07I just feel a bit weird.
04:10I think Dylan was hinting I was getting serious, but I said I was going to Spain and...
04:16Oh, it's...
04:17Oh, Boop.
04:18Come here.
04:23What are we going to do with you, eh?
04:26We're going to put you in a bag and...
04:28Oh, no, hold on.
04:29Come here.
04:30Come on.
04:31Come on.
04:32Come on.
04:33All together.
04:34Ready?
04:35We're going to put you in a bag and shake you up.
04:41OK?
04:42Now, I tell you what, why don't you give me a hand with the mince pies and, erm,
04:45just don't mess them up.
04:47Oh?
04:48What do you want me to do?
04:49Well, you take this pastry cutter and...
04:53That's it!
04:54Get as many of those as you can.
04:58Nothing quite says Christmas like my first sexy snowball of the year.
05:03Mmm.
05:06No, it's not level, though.
05:08So has this got sentimental value, then, this picture?
05:11Yeah, it's my grandad's.
05:12Do you know, when he died, my auntie June said we could take whatever we wanted from the elves.
05:16I made a beeline for that.
05:18It's beautiful, innit?
05:20Well, what can I say?
05:22Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:25Don't turn it on till it's straight.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27I'm going to spoil the illusion.
05:30No.
05:31It's still not straight.
05:33So you, er, looking forward to Christmas, then?
05:35Torrington services?
05:37Hmm?
05:38Oh, yeah, that's fine.
05:39That's fine.
05:40Leave it there.
05:41Yeah, move away.
05:42No, no, don't touch it!
05:43God, you don't have cause a fuss, you do?
05:45Just leave it!
05:46Come and sit down.
05:50Oh, come.
05:52No, no, sit on the floor, please.
05:56Between my legs.
05:57I am looking forward to it.
06:11Actually.
06:13Once more with conviction, please, old B.
06:15No, I am.
06:16It's just...
06:18What, you've gone off me?
06:19Yeah, right.
06:21No, it just won't be the same without Mum.
06:24No.
06:25It'll be better.
06:28Sorry?
06:29Oh.
06:30You will be.
06:32If you keep rewriting history.
06:33Look, all you ever did when she was here was complain about her.
06:37It's a funny thing, innit?
06:40The minute that someone moves abroad, they become angelic.
06:44But let's be honest.
06:46No, she was not.
06:51It's been nice being back at work.
06:54Back into the swing of things.
06:56Was it?
06:58And it'll be nice having a cosy little Christmas.
07:03Just the two of us.
07:07You know, you're worried about being bored.
07:11Maybe I can do something about that.
07:13Hmm.
07:22And we're gonna need batteries for you-know-what.
07:25No, no, no, look at that.
07:27I charge that every week.
07:29No, for the kids' presents, duh.
07:31Ooh, ice by a teenage boy looking for snacks.
07:35I'll see you later.
07:37Can I have some of these, sir?
07:38Yeah, of course you can.
07:39When there's some girlfriends there, you want them.
07:41My lucky day.
07:43Do you think the girls are excited about tomorrow?
07:45Yeah, I think so.
07:47Cos I know we've had our ups and downs, you know, when Jamie trashed the place, but...
07:51Well, you did say you were gonna get something for Mum from them for Christmas.
07:54I'm on it.
07:55Right, OK.
07:57Look what I've got.
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:00Get a load of that.
08:04Happy Christmas!
08:05Merry Christmas!
08:07Nice to see you.
08:09I love that sweater on you, Bethany.
08:11Oh, you can't beat a good Christmas knee.
08:16Oh, is everything all right there, Mother?
08:18Oh, I just wish Carla would answer an email for once in her life.
08:22Oh, come on, it is Christmas Eve and she's got holidays.
08:24Oh!
08:25Be careful where you put those huge hands of yours, Daniel.
08:29I never touched her.
08:32So what, this Megan, she stayed over?
08:34Indeed she did.
08:35Aye, aye.
08:36And did the earth move?
08:37Mate, everything moved.
08:39I'll get that table, shall I?
08:40Yeah, I'll be over in a second.
08:43Hey, how are you?
08:46I'm all right, yeah.
08:47I, um, I wrote that letter.
08:48How was it?
08:49Yeah, I think it helped.
08:50I feel a bit lighter.
08:51Ah, I'm a medical worker.
08:52Oh, Mrs is here.
08:53You do me a favour and hide this.
08:54Yeah, it's got a present.
08:55Oh.
08:58Hiya.
08:59Hello.
09:01Hiya.
09:02Can I get you both a drink?
09:03Ooh, orange and lemonade, please.
09:04Adam?
09:05I'm OK, thank you.
09:06Chuck my bag in the back.
09:07Two ticks.
09:11Yeah, all good.
09:12Oh, yeah.
09:13Betsy.
09:15Safely ensconced in a pub in town with her mates.
09:20You OK?
09:23I'm just a bit tense.
09:26Come here.
09:27Come on.
09:28Come on.
09:30Come on.
09:44Ooh.
09:45Wow.
09:46Those knots.
09:48Does that feel good?
09:49What?
09:50Oh.
09:51Come on.
09:52It's not weird.
09:53It's me.
09:54Becky.
09:56OK?
10:02Is that starting to feel better?
10:03Yeah?
10:04Well...
10:05Yeah.
10:06I can feel that it is.
10:07Yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:14Yeah, it feels good.
10:17You need someone to take care of you.
10:20You've been through so much.
10:25We need to...
10:28get rid of this negative energy.
10:31How?
10:37Come on.
10:42Relax.
10:43Let me take care of you.
10:55No.
10:57What?
11:02Don't stop.
11:07love.
11:09Oh, god.
11:10Shut your voice.
11:28Somebody tell Luke and Kayliss to look at this.
11:32She's never gonna see it.
11:33Yeah.
11:34She doesn't know that, does she?
11:35Come on.
11:36Come on!
11:38Come on!
11:40Mom!
11:42Mom!
11:44That was amazing.
11:48Years melted away.
11:50I nearly melted too.
12:02I'll never stop loving you, you know.
12:06So you said.
12:08You could say it too.
12:12No. No, I know it's a lot.
12:16But you know, we do need to think about...
12:20where do we go from here?
12:22I honestly don't know.
12:24We made vows.
12:26We had a kid together.
12:28You know, we built a whole life.
12:32I don't know about you, but I want it back.
12:34Baby steps.
12:36I'll take fetal steps if I have to.
12:40I've lost so much trust.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:44And I still love Carla too.
12:46There.
12:52Of course.
12:54Complicated Carla.
12:56I'm not being horrible about which one of us is here.
13:00Carla was just a tourist.
13:06And it looks like...
13:10she heard the bell ring and finally...
13:12well...
13:14finally it was time for her to jump off the bus.
13:16Did you just liken me to a bus?
13:18a very beautiful one.
13:36To Alia.
13:38To my baby.
13:54I am so...
13:56I do.
14:05Hey!
14:10Blimey!
14:11Who wrap those and win with your section?
14:16More food?
14:18Well...
14:19there by hangs a tail.
14:22Shouldn't be wasting all your money.
14:22You're wasting all your money. I mean, we've still got leftover food.
14:25Can I finish what I'm saying, please?
14:27Sorry.
14:30Look, I know you were disappointed about having the smallest Christmas on record
14:36without galumping Arlene.
14:38Was I?
14:39So I have invited some people over for Christmas Day.
14:43Who? Well...
14:45There's Billy and Summer.
14:50George and Christina.
14:52And, er... and Glenda.
14:55And they're all excited.
14:56Right.
14:57Ask me why they're all excited.
15:01Hmm? Because?
15:03Because you're doing the cooking.
15:06That's brilliant, isn't it?
15:11Right.
15:12I have got five more bags of shopping outside.
15:15Do you want to pop outside and get them before someone nicks them?
15:18Come on.
15:19Come on.
15:20Hurry up.
15:21Do you think you should call it a night, James?
15:23Sweet's free.
15:24That's it bouncing on four-poster.
15:25I'm working, pal.
15:26And I think you should go home, you've had a fair few.
15:27I can't keep up with you.
15:28Last night you wanted to meet up and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:31And you know what?
15:32Forget it.
15:33There's nothing to forget.
15:34Oh, really?
15:35Isn't there?
15:36Go home, James.
15:37You're like an air con unit.
15:38I'm really not.
15:39Blow hot, blow cold.
15:40That's such a bad analogy.
15:41James, go home.
15:42Is this because I couldn't see you last night?
15:43Oh, you know what?
15:44I'm done.
15:45For good.
15:46I mean it.
15:47I mean it.
15:48I'm done.
15:49For good.
15:50I mean it.
15:51I'm sure you do.
15:52I wonder what Abby's going to think when I tell you your grubby little secret.
15:54No one's safe around you.
15:55There's no need for empty threats.
15:56I feel sorry for Santa when he comes down your chimney.
15:57Just be stood there in your undies, giving him the eye.
15:58Jealous?
15:59Oh, you're like an air con unit.
16:00You're like an air con unit.
16:01I'm really not.
16:02Blow hot, blow cold.
16:03Blow cold.
16:04That's such a bad analogy.
16:05James, go home.
16:06Is this because I couldn't see you last night?
16:07Oh, you know what?
16:08I'm done.
16:09For good.
16:10I mean it.
16:11I'm sure you do.
16:12I wonder what Abby's going to think when I tell you your grubby little secret.
16:14No one's safe around you.
16:15I feel sorry for Santa when he comes down your chimney.
16:17Just be stood there in your undies, giving him the eye.
16:20Jealous?
16:21God help the reindeer too.
16:26Get your hands off me.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:34Okay.
16:36My mum died.
16:38Yesterday.
16:40I'm sorry.
16:41And I've not taken it too well.
16:43And last night I got a little tipsy and needed a distraction.
16:48Right.
16:50Probably just as well as I didn't get it.
16:52Not exactly in a great place at the minute.
16:56You're so full of secrets, Carl.
16:58And secrets have a habit of coming out.
17:01I just wish you would too.
17:11You made a little bit of magic today, Brodie.
17:13I don't know about that.
17:14Well, we all know that your mum was never going to see that sign.
17:17But as long as Shanice thinks she dead.
17:19Yeah, that's the important thing.
17:20I know.
17:25Hello?
17:27Mum?
17:28Joanie, it's Mum!
17:30What?
17:33I hope she pretends she saw the sign.
17:37Brodie!
17:39Mum?
17:40She saw you sign, Shanice.
17:43So I asked Glenda over for her dinner tomorrow.
17:46And the cheeky article is going over to Todd and Theo's.
17:50Lucky thing.
17:51I do love a gay Christmas.
17:54Anyway, Lauren is coming over and she's going to bring wee Frankie with her.
17:59Aren't babies just the greatest thing to celebrate?
18:03Don't you agree, Eva?
18:04What's that?
18:05Babies.
18:06Aren't they great?
18:08Yeah, lovely.
18:09Of course you agree.
18:10You're baby mad, you.
18:12Adam, Alia.
18:13Would you like to come over for your dinner tomorrow?
18:15The more the merrier.
18:16Oh, we were just going to have a quiet one.
18:18Well, if someone's offering to cook.
18:20Do you know, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep you away.
18:23It's like something's a magnet to you here.
18:26Am I right?
18:27I wouldn't go that far.
18:28Well, that's settled then.
18:29I want this place packed to the rafters.
18:32I'm just popping to the loo.
18:34When nature calls.
18:36She's not pregnant, is she?
18:38No.
18:39Oh, no.
18:40I'm not saying she looks it or anything, but it's just she went to the loo and I was still thinking about wee Frankie.
18:46Your baby's on the brain today.
18:47I know.
18:48I can't think why.
18:49What's that side of you, I suppose?
18:51Yes.
18:52With baby Jesus in the manger with his little booties and whatnot.
18:56Swaddling bands.
18:57Oh, I'll give you swaddling bands.
19:00Listen, while Aria is in the way.
19:05Here.
19:06How come you want a lorry load at Christmas, ma'am?
19:08Because, Benjamin, my darling, this is my stage.
19:12I am a diva and a diva needs her audience.
19:15You're mad.
19:16So, fasten your seat belts.
19:19I intend to put on quite a show.
19:27Hey, Carla, it's me.
19:40So, it's Christmas Eve, babe.
19:44And I can't stop thinking about you.
19:49I want you.
19:52I want you back in my life.
19:54And I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back.
20:02It's you.
20:04And it'll only ever be you.
20:09I love you.
20:17Merry Christmas.
20:23Go on.
20:27Go on, Carla. Send one back.
20:52Go on.
21:05Get back in the closet, Carla.
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