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Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening - Season 2 Episode 100 -
(special) Christmas Special
(special) Christmas Special
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00:00MUSIC
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:28Welcome to this special Christmas edition of parents evening the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity
00:36I love Christmas my family actually call me Santa because they only ever see me once a year
00:41Playing tonight we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad Tom
00:58Shanti Ranganathan
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry
01:09Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents
01:15Why their turkey is so bland?
01:18You should try adding spices
01:21What is something you found out for us today about our guests one of our guests gave
01:25A life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick
01:38Life-size poster themselves that's a Christmas gift. Who was it?
01:48So who was the life-size photo of you for my mum it's out
01:52Yeah
01:54Yeah, we still laugh about that one
01:57Mum who would you like a life-size photo of you?
02:03Will you give me one I will if it means I don't have to see you face to face
02:08Good luck tonight everybody. Let's play parents evening
02:11You have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play meet the target you get a hundred pounds for each correct answer
02:28But if you fall short that money is split between the others instead and to stop them influencing your bids
02:34We're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you. So Josh Watson George. Let's get you set for tonight's first question
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films
02:51You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys. This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special
03:02This is protect Larry lamb at all costs five stars. It's nice, isn't it? I agree with that completely. Yeah
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special. I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves
03:21Yeah
03:23You don't love someone and then give I'll be honest are listening now they are right about yeah
03:29It's quite irritating
03:32This is from my stand-up special came for Ramesh stayed for shanty five
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV. Well
03:43Doodoo do you watch films at Christmas? Yes, do you watch the strictly Christmas special? No
03:48No
03:54No, no, I get it. I get it. Why would you? I mean it's not even the proper strictly though, is it?
03:58It's just Josh dresses a penguin looking like a twat
04:00There's a little bit of a dick, but no
04:01No, no, no, no
04:02No, no, no
04:02No, no, no, no no, no
04:03No, no, no. You're a racist
04:05No, no, no, no, no
04:05No, no, no no
04:06You did a good job.
04:10Moxie gave me a nine.
04:12And it was sincere.
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:16No!
04:18Josh, your face in that photo.
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:26I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that OK?
04:34I used up my stand-up special. You should have watched it five stars.
04:38OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah, it's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:50How many do you think Josh can get?
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:56Three, OK. Doody, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
05:00Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:02Four, OK. Tom?
05:04Yeah, I'll go five.
05:06OK, nice.
05:08Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:10What do you think?
05:12I'm out.
05:14Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:24Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool.
05:46Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:47I would.
05:48Two seconds, Josh.
05:49You've got five to get.
05:50Good luck.
05:51Off you go.
05:53A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:56Home Alone.
05:57Four and a half stars.
05:58It's correct.
05:59Well done.
06:00Clap Actually, two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It is Love Actually.
06:05It's a wonderful movie, five stars.
06:07It's a wonderful ride.
06:08It's absolutely correct.
06:10Who has taken care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:13The Holiday.
06:14Three stars.
06:15It is The Holiday.
06:16Once again, Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:20Three stars.
06:21The Santa Claus.
06:22It is The Santa Claus.
06:23Josh Winnegan!
06:24Oh, my God!
06:25Come on!
06:26Yes, Josh!
06:27Yes!
06:28New score of five.
06:29What do you want?
06:30Give it back to Josh!
06:39Josh, incredible work.
06:40Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:43Up to you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually?
06:51What is that?
06:52You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:02Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude.
07:04He can be popular.
07:05Yeah.
07:06But he should learn manners.
07:07Mum!
07:08Mum!
07:09Yes.
07:10It's for you as well.
07:11What?
07:12For me?
07:13Yeah.
07:14What?
07:15For me?
07:16APPLAUSE
07:22Someone is standing up to him.
07:24Yes, Mummy!
07:25Thank you, darling.
07:27I love your dance.
07:32OK.
07:33Josh, Motsey and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:36OK, this time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh.
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51LAUGHTER
07:53What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name
07:55the chocolate bar represented by the picture.
07:57For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate's that?
07:59Lion bar?
08:00Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:02Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just had to say...
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06Yeah.
08:07OK, parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsey can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry.
08:21Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yeah!
08:26Come on!
08:27APPLAUSE
08:30Tom.
08:32I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35APPLAUSE
08:36Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:39You're out.
08:40OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry?
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh, OK.
08:44Oh!
08:45I like this.
08:46OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49No!
08:50LAUGHTER
08:51So that means, playing for £700, it's George!
08:56Hello, George.
08:57How are you?
08:58How are you?
08:59I'm very well.
09:00How are you?
09:01I'm good.
09:02I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:03OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:05I like chocolate a lot.
09:06Yeah.
09:07But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:08Oh, God.
09:09When you looked at me and said, I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:14You've got a great head.
09:15You've got a great head.
09:16You've got a great head.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Joey, what I've been with mine is, I could be that chocolate, George.
09:20LAUGHTER
09:21OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:31OK.
09:32George, good luck to you.
09:33Off you go.
09:34You've got seven to get.
09:36What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:38Is correct.
09:41Whisper.
09:42Whisper is correct.
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie.
09:46Is correct.
09:48What's this one?
09:51We...
09:52Er...
09:54Pass.
09:55What is that?
09:56OK, let's look at the next one.
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet...
09:59No, that's planet.
10:00That's Earth.
10:01We don't have a pick.
10:02We don't have a chocolate called planet or Earth.
10:03Er...
10:04Moon.
10:05Milky...
10:06Er...
10:07Milky Way.
10:09The...
10:10What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:12Well, I can't give any options.
10:13I'd love to.
10:14Yeah?
10:15Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:16It's a dime bar.
10:17Yes, correct.
10:18Yeah.
10:19OK, let's go to the next one.
10:20M&M.
10:21Four M&M's?
10:22M&M's?
10:23Yes.
10:24You've got two to get.
10:25What's this one?
10:26Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money...
10:29Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:30Yeah, next one.
10:31OK, pass.
10:32What's this one?
10:33It's a bus going to South London.
10:34It's a red bus.
10:35Yeah.
10:36It's a big bus.
10:37It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:38Yes!
10:39You've got one to go.
10:40You've got one to go.
10:41What is this?
10:42What are you looking at?
10:43Flake!
10:44Yes!
10:45You've got it!
10:46You've got it!
10:47Yes!
10:48Oh, that was exhilarating.
10:49Larry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
10:50Sweet.
10:51LAUGHTER
10:52There's three questions you missed, George.
10:53Let's have a look.
10:54There's this one.
10:55Anybody got any ideas?
10:56Time out?
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:59No.
11:00No.
11:01No.
11:02No.
11:03No.
11:04No.
11:05No.
11:06No.
11:07No.
11:08No.
11:09No.
11:10No.
11:11No.
11:12No.
11:13No.
11:14No.
11:15No.
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11:18No.
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11:27No.
11:28No.
11:29No.
11:30No.
11:31No.
11:32No.
11:33No.
11:34No.
11:35It is time out.
11:36Yeah.
11:37I thought it was ripped bastard.
11:38Let's have a look at the next one.
11:39That is...
11:40Mercury.
11:41Mars.
11:42Mars!
11:43Mars.
11:44Mars.
11:45Mars!
11:46Mars!
11:47Here we go.
11:48What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:49Okay, this one, this is a tough one.
11:50Anybody?
11:51bit of christmas like mama what what what how do you want me to just give it a little bit body
11:56movement you know like that you got this and you got that and we're done good luck to you
12:02mozi and doo-doo yeah nothing at the moment but you will get some more okay i'm sorry
12:12josh and tom yeah 500 pounds
12:15wow wow wow george and larry 700 pounds
12:25well done guys time for a break now remember family is the greatest gift unless they got
12:29you a playstation see you in a bed
12:45welcome back to parents evening kids remember you can't influence your parents during these
12:50questions so once again let's get set for our next one
13:00this time your question is all about board games what you're going to have to do is name the board
13:05game from its official tagline for example skill game where you're the doctor what board game is that
13:12i haven't got a clue okay it's not that does sound like a board game but that's not the correct
13:19answer yeah it's actually operation it's a great game slightly more difficult to play nowadays because
13:23of nhs waiting times
13:26larry do you think george would be any good at this yeah is he competitive when you're playing board
13:31games very very okay yeah it gets competitive at our house doesn't it mum you come over every christmas
13:35play a bit of who you know i'm rubbish at it yeah we don't know that every year you always mention
13:41i haven't improved at all so why don't you teach me how to play mum i teach you every year
13:50i'm just gonna watch a couple of games because i can't get my head around it
13:53yeah and then you go shut up put a tool down no you can't put a two down you cannot have
13:59anything i tell you how can i learn like that this is what i said you should learn manners
14:10okay parents it is time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored zero
14:16okay larry you're gonna be opening the bids how many of these do you think george can get
14:24five that is a great opening bid tom six okay doo doo what do you see this gentleman
14:34they these they know that my child can get more so they say so i'm going out you're out
14:47that is one of the most incredible justifications i've ever heard yeah these gentlemen know my
14:52child can get more so i'm out
14:57okay larry it's six to beat what do you think seven oh
15:06so it's it's a bit of seven to beat you seem quite stressed out what's wrong
15:11that's very edgy isn't it
15:20i'll go eight
15:26this is this is great gaming okay larry tom has been eight do you want to push him further
15:33nine
15:43okay tom i'm out
15:47that means that playing for 900 pounds it's george
15:50so out of ten your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan george are you ready
16:04i'm ready okay let's go good luck
16:07the classic naval combat game oh um battleship is correct
16:18the frantic marble munching game the hippos the hungry hippos is correct i'll accept that
16:25the game of strategic conquest is correct
16:28every word counts gravel is correct the game of quick draw i don't know pass pass okay
16:40fast-dealing property trading game monopoly is correct
16:45the original guessing game guess who is correct
16:47you're flying your life your way your life your way
16:55no i don't know what that is pass okay next one the classic barrel of last for all the farmers
17:03i don't know okay do you want to pass and come back to that one okay let's have a look at the next one
17:07the saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:09ah buckaroo is correct okay game of quick draw
17:23two left to get that kind of thing yeah i mean i don't know i don't know what like
17:26what kind of draw is that well i can give you nothing beyond that
17:30what's the next one the other one look at the next one your life your way
17:34is the last one the classic barrel of last for all the families
18:04josh got any idea it's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel
18:08yes pop-up pirates
18:11okay mom could you give us a scores please of course i can a little bit of christmas pizzazz
18:15please if you don't mind mozzi and doodoo
18:18450 pounds
18:24george and larry 700 pounds
18:27my god josh and tom 955
18:40so basically mozzi and doodoo you benefited from larry sort of getting overexcited with
18:46we're happy about that okay from this point you will not be given any clues okay instead you'll be
18:51given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category plus
18:56every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds because there's nothing more christmassy than
19:03suddenly everything being twice the price so josh mozzi and george let's get you set for the next question
19:08your next category is christmas dinner you have to guess all the components of the traditional
19:21christmas dinner at wetherspoon by the way just so you know from this point on if any of you say an
19:27answer before the game begins it will be considered cheating i'm afraid in which case the answer will be
19:32removed and i'll take 100 pounds off your total and i might take away 100 pounds if josh says anything
19:37because he really is bringing up my inner bully um dude what's a south african christmas meal like
19:43south africa is uh it is it's summer because in summer you stay outside we do brides
19:52and when i get here in europe christmas was inside it's cold it's different isn't it i mean that's a
20:01really nice way of saying christmas here is shit doodoo mozzi has not played yet because your favorite
20:11phrase tonight has been i'm out do you think this might be the one that she could step up yes yes okay
20:17well let's see parents it's time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored five
20:31okay it's not that much of a flex uh all right tom it's your turn to bid first how many do you
20:37think josh can get four four doodoo what are you thinking i'm out
20:45is it right have you flown all the way from south africa to play this tonight yes yes and you
20:59just don't want mozzi to get involved at all no i understand larry tom's bid four what do you think
21:07five five okay could this be another duel again tom six oh larry
21:15i'm out
21:19okay well that means that playing for 1200 pounds is josh
21:30so your dad thinks you can name six savoring components that are listed in the traditional
21:33christmas dinner at jd weatherspin otherwise known as spoons multiple guesses are allowed but if you take
21:38too long without giving a correct answer you will time out okay off you go okay turkey
21:45it's there gravy gravy's there carrots stuffing carrots is there yeah
21:53uh potatoes we need more specific than those potatoes no boiled potatoes no mashed potatoes yes
22:00yes
22:05bread sauce um uh sprouts no carrots chicken uh beef um oh god a stuffing no um and uh stuff stuffing
22:19i've already got stuffing oh no oh no josh i'm so sorry bad luck the money's getting split between the others
22:30oh give it up for josh
22:33that was tough
22:38what would you have gone for okay this is the full list
22:42and i think you'll find it pretty offensive oh do you know what i don't hate myself after that
22:50first of all can i just say pigs in blankets getting a bit of pig then wrapping it in a bit of pig
22:56i mean absolutely taking the piss there mozi how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the
23:01rounds so far i feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming yeah but on the other side
23:08i'm just like you know she protects me i protect her you guys are serving
23:13okay okay mom uh what's that done to the scores please josh and tom oh 950 pounds because you know why
23:30mochi and doodoo 1055 i'd love it if the first time mochi had to answer was in the final
23:43and george and larry 1300 pounds guys okay it's time for a festive break which in my
23:52house means lisa asking me to sleep in the garage see you in a bit
24:03welcome back to the parents evening christmas special proving family is a gift but it's still
24:14worth keeping the receipt okay josh mozzi and george let's get you set for your next question
24:20your next category is greetings cards you're gonna have to name the themes for cards available at card
24:33factory larry who's a better gifter you or george bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself but
24:40well you know it's certainly not me i'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:47years getting a present for george that was right but of course you know i'm 45 i know
24:54i was 73 so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday yeah for getting a present that was right
25:10unfortunately you've said one of the answers oh which means that i've got to take 100 pounds off
25:18no no no that's the rules of the game you said birthday
25:24tom was josh very grateful the gifts he received
25:27i don't know i don't know why because you didn't give him any uh well we don't show a lot of emotion
25:33in our family romesh oh really how often do you tell josh you love him uh i don't think i've ever
25:41told him that i'm gonna be nice with you tom i know it's weird but i'm on your side
25:51okay parents it's time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored six
25:58oh dude you're gonna be opening the bids yes how many do you think what's he can get three three
26:12larry four four tom i think five did it out i'm out you're out
26:20okay
26:26larry five is the bid to be i'll go six six tom i never thought you'd be like this larry
26:40i had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:44so what did he what did he think he was like how is he differed i thought he'd be like that guy
26:47off gavin and stasis yeah what are you thinking then tom i'll go seven okay larry i'll go eight
27:07tom
27:07um nine nine
27:21larry tom didn't think you were gonna be like this
27:26ten ten okay
27:30tom
27:30i'm uh i'm gonna go 11. okay larry the bid is currently at 11. um
27:43i'm out
27:46you are out
27:49okay
27:51that means that playing for 2200 pounds it's josh
28:00okay josh you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids weren't you i'll be honest i never
28:08thought i'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with larry lamb
28:13so your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory
28:17multiple guesses are allowed but if you take too long without giving a correct answer
28:21you will time out we need 11. okay good luck to you josh thank you
28:25off you go whenever you're ready valentine's day valentine's is up there christmas
28:31yep easter no keep guessing new year engagement engagement is there wedding wedding is there
28:40anniversary anniversary is there retirement retirement's there new job new job's there um
28:49new baby christmas yeah ead ead is there and um condolences i'll accept that it's sympathy well done josh
29:08congratulations josh you scored 11 winning you 2200 pounds give it up for josh
29:12josh
29:19tom that must make you feel like you really really love josh
29:22i'm really proud of him and i love him really a lot
29:32happy christmas okay let's have a look at the full list there we go
29:37wow wow father's day mother's day do you think you could have got more than josh you think you
29:44could have done that well 11 not but uh yeah baby shower mother's day father's day congratulations
29:52you're reading them yeah what about you george i could i could have got more yeah yeah
29:59yeah i think this is i actually think this is quite an easy one although i'm the guy who didn't get
30:05miles when i was looking at okay mom what has that done to the scores please i'm excited let me read it
30:14for you yeah i mean i'll be honest with you mom i don't really like the way you said that
30:24we love it mom thank you thank you let me read it for you
30:30i'm pretty a bit sexy boy oh please
30:32all right okay mozzie and doodoo 1050 pounds
30:41very well done george and larry 1 200 pounds
30:49josh and tom 3 100.
30:52okay josh mozzi and george let's get you set for your last question in this round
31:08this question is all about festive football birds what this is is you're going to have to list the
31:13birds that have appeared on the badges of premier league football teams past and present
31:18doodoo does mozzi like football yes
31:26okay parents it's time to bid
31:30so when mom tried this earlier she scored one
31:34larry how many do you think george can get
31:38two two okay tom three three okay doodoo four four
31:48what do you want to do
32:15I'm out.
32:21Oh, my God!
32:23We're out, girl!
32:25We're out, girl!
32:27This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:31Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time...
32:37for £800, it's Motsy!
32:45Five birds!
32:47Five birds!
32:49Birds!
32:50Motsy, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:52No, zero!
32:54OK.
32:55You've only got to get four.
32:57OK.
32:58Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four,
33:00the roof is going to come off this one.
33:02So your mum thinks that you can name four birds
33:04that have featured, or still do feature,
33:07on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:11Motsy, you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:14OK.
33:15LAUGHTER
33:16Wow!
33:17Motsy, good luck.
33:18Off you go.
33:19You've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Yes, that's right.
33:24APPLAUSE
33:26Good day, good day.
33:27Good day.
33:28Vulture.
33:29A liver bird.
33:31A liver bird is one.
33:32Good day.
33:33A pigeon.
33:38What else do we have?
33:41Eagles, vultures.
33:42A hawk.
33:43A seagull.
33:44A seagull.
33:45A seagull.
33:46A seagull.
33:47A seagull.
33:48A seagull there.
33:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:50Congratulations, Motsy.
33:51You win 800 pounds.
33:52Good luck, Motsy.
33:53I love it, Motsy.
33:54Go.
33:55Go.
33:56Go.
33:57Go.
33:58Go.
33:59Go.
34:00Go.
34:01Go.
34:02Go.
34:03Go.
34:04Go.
34:05Go.
34:06Go.
34:07Go.
34:08Go.
34:09Go.
34:10Go.
34:11Go.
34:12Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes, let's have a look at the full list
34:42Oh, there we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please? George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Motsi and doodoo
34:551850
34:59My god was Josh and Tom 3155
35:05There is one more round before our final Josh, Motsi and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry beat beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
35:53Tom be be Josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run Rudolph run next question name the man playing Santa
36:05Tom be oh
36:07Oh, Josh, I
36:09Don't know. It's Paul Burrell
36:12What would you've got a Josh? It's Richard Attenborough. It is Richard Attenborough. Yes. Okay. Next question
36:17Name the wise man
36:22Tom a a Josh Dalai Lama. It is Dalai Lama B is Dennis wise next question name the bell
36:30Larry beat beat George Alexander Graham
36:37Yeah, I is Kristen Bell next question name the Christmas tool
36:44Larry beef beef nutcracker. It is nutcracker. I is turkey baster doo-doo just quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzer? Yeah?
36:54Next question name the Mary
36:56Tom
36:59Hey, baby, Josh, Mary Queen Scott is correct. I is Mary Earps
37:05Name the Christmas pudding
37:09Tom a Josh log we won't accept that I'm afraid it's you log. Oh
37:16Would you've known be yeah stolen no panettone
37:19So
37:23Wow, I like the confidence next question name the Joseph
37:31Larry be be Leslie is Leslie Joseph. I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin. Yeah
37:41Next question name the dame
37:48Tom be beat Josh Kelly Holmes is correct. I is Craig rebel Horwood
37:54Is it yeah
37:56Oh, that's it. That's the end of the round
38:00Mom could you please confirm the final scores for us
38:04Mosi and doodoo
38:072250 pounds
38:09George and Larry three thousand two hundred pounds
38:18Josh and Tom four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds
38:21Congratulations
38:24Congratulations
38:25Josh and Tom you have made it through to the final
38:27The final
38:33George how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:35Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing. You know, I mean, that's the last ten minutes
38:40He's like you could have done much better than that
38:43Let's see. How do you feel the game went for you tonight? I think we did well. Yeah, we connected. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm proud of her
38:51She came all the way from Africa for you. Yes
38:57We have got to take a break now
38:59Join us in a bit see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:03I'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home. What a nightmare. See you in a bit guys
39:21Welcome back to the parents evening Christmas special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring
39:29You'd have thought that a married Meghan Markle
39:33Josh and Tom are making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity. How much have they made mum?
39:384,750 pounds
39:40Nice
39:45Succeed in this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum?
39:489,500 pounds
39:51Wow
39:56Here is how it works
39:57You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct
40:01To double your jackpot all you have to do is identify all five
40:04If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round
40:07But you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750
40:11Tom, you are going to be picking the category
40:14Your options are Christmas carols
40:17Winter Olympics
40:19And Christmas adverts
40:21What are you thinking?
40:22You know what? I'm going to go with Christmas adverts
40:25Christmas adverts
40:27Josh and Tom for the last time
40:29Let's play parents evening
40:31APPLAUSE
40:32Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:43I've chosen the same, but they're all tough
40:46What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts
40:52OK
40:53Here are the possible answers
40:55The owl and the pussycat
40:57The bear and the hare
40:59The ass and the beaver
41:01Monty the python
41:03Moz the monster
41:04Romesh the reindeer
41:06The space oddity
41:08The lightning rod
41:10The man on the moon
41:12Buster the boxer
41:14The red herring
41:15And Edgar the dragon
41:17OK
41:18So five of those
41:19Are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:21And seven aren't
41:22When you're ready, give me your first answer
41:24I'm presuming you know none of them
41:26You're, you're correct
41:28Er
41:29So Josh, what are you thinking?
41:32I remember the bear and the hare
41:33That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it a alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music
41:48The bear and the hare, let's lock that in
41:50Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct
41:56Well done
41:58What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:02Yeah
42:03I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:06John the Lewis
42:10That's what you call it when you come into money
42:15I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:21So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:24OK, let's lock in Moz the monster
42:26Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:30Yes, it was
42:35You have got three to get
42:37There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:40Do you remember him? He was quite creepy
42:43Man on the moon
42:44OK
42:45That must be that one
42:46Tom, you agree with that?
42:47Totally
42:48Yeah
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:51Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:54Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is!
42:58Well done
43:00OK, two to get
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:10So I think that must be Buster the boxer
43:12OK
43:13Buster the boxer
43:14Let's lock that in
43:15Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:17It is!
43:18Right
43:19Right
43:20Right, so we know some of those aren't real
43:22OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:24Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:26I don't the owl and the pussycat because that's a children's story
43:27So owl and the pussycat's out
43:28Ass and the beaver, Romesh the reindeer
43:29Yeah
43:30Monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:31Mm-hmm
43:32So I don't think it's one of the last four
43:33Those bottom ones
43:34So space oddity
43:35It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself, right?
43:36Yeah
43:37So should we go with the lightning rod because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:41You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:42OK
43:43OK
43:44OK
43:45OK
43:46OK
43:47OK
43:48OK
43:49OK
43:50OK
43:51OK
43:52OK
43:53OK
43:54OK
43:55You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:56OK
43:57Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot
44:11I'm sorry, the lightning rod is a...
44:14It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson's sword
44:17OK
44:21So you've got one wrong, three wrong and you're out, what are you thinking now?
44:24Oh, suddenly Monty the python's drawing me in
44:27Mm-hmm
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:30There's only one more correct one, yeah
44:33I think the dragon or the python
44:36I agree
44:37Monty the python
44:39OK, let's lock in Monty the python
44:41Is Monty the python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:53Oh!
44:54I'm sorry, uh, Monty the penguin
44:56Oh, it was, yeah!
44:57Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out, OK?
45:01OK
45:02Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot
45:03Yeah
45:04You're out of the game, so...
45:05We took it to the edge
45:06You took it right to the edge
45:07Edgar the dragon, then
45:09Oh
45:10I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, Romesh
45:12OK
45:13Oh!
45:14So, thank you, Tom
45:17Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:18Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas, come on
45:22Come on
45:28Yeah!
45:31Yeah!
45:35Congratulations!
45:36You doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:43What charity have you done that in the money to?
45:45The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children
45:49with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it
45:52Ah, a fantastic cause
45:53Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:56That is all for tonight
45:57Thank you to my guests
45:58Morsi and Dudu Mamusi
46:00George and Larry Lamb
46:02And Josh and Tom Widdicombe
46:04Thank you so much for watching
46:06Now you've enjoyed these families spending time together
46:08You can go back to ignoring yours
46:09Have a great Christmas
46:10Say goodbye, Mum
46:11Bye-bye, everybody
46:12I love you
46:13Merry Christmas!
46:14Thank you
46:44You
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