Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 07- Le Vie en Bros
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00:00Previously on Below Deckman...
00:02Yes!
00:03That is your imagination.
00:05Oh, that's so cute.
00:08It's my best, man.
00:09Don't make necks feel left out.
00:11I trust it.
00:12Yeah, I trust it.
00:13Of course not.
00:14Well done, Gail.
00:16We are getting a new stew.
00:17We are officially shifting you over to the Deck Team!
00:22My family is there.
00:24Your best.
00:25You don't look American.
00:26It's the curls.
00:28Yeah, yeah.
00:29Yeah, he's bad.
00:31I'm looking.
00:32With these kind of naive nature,
00:34I can see her getting swept into Joe's charm.
00:38Honey, you've got your smile, the eyes.
00:41Look at him.
00:42You know what you're doing.
00:43We've kissed you, Victoria, and my home record.
00:45You have a boyfriend, but you're individual.
00:48For a heartbreaker.
00:49Can I say that your hair is so f***ing upset?
00:54Tommy, you're a lucky guy, hey!
00:56I think I'm a f***ing idiot for coming down with it.
00:58I've been in relationships most of my life.
01:01I want my 20s to be full of no regrets.
01:05I know this is s***, but I don't want to have your feelings be dependent on my actions.
01:11Maybe, like, we just only do four weeks, I don't know.
01:13Yeah.
01:14That's brilliant.
01:15Okay.
01:16That's all.
01:17Oh, God.
01:18Oh, f***ing hate boys.
01:22I'm rough.
01:23I'm rough.
01:24I'm rough too, bro.
01:25Hi, Curtis.
01:26Hi.
01:27Hi.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29Are you fresh?
01:30Yeah, fine.
01:31I feel a bit sleepy.
01:32I just called up and filmed last night.
01:33What do you say?
01:34I was like, I do feel about me, like, kissing other people.
01:35What?
01:36Really?
01:37And he was like, what the f***ing?
01:38How do you feel?
01:39I just called up and filmed last night.
01:40What do you say?
01:41I was like, I do feel about me, like, kissing other people.
01:42What?
01:43Really?
01:44And he was like, what the f***ing?
01:45How do you feel?
02:10Yup.
02:11I can write people up quite easily.
02:13Like I can break up with people that I've been in a two-year relationship with and be like, oh, okay.
02:19Who's next?
02:21Download Hinge again.
02:23Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
02:32What's up?
02:32How you doing?
02:33Very well.
02:34Hi.
02:35Oh, hi, girl.
02:37How you doing?
02:41Hello, darling.
02:42What?
02:42Oh, why?
02:43Do you give me, like, your mind made up at all about Joe?
02:46Yeah.
02:47I dig him.
02:47Oh, f***.
02:48I mean, I'm not trying to do anything serious, but, like, his attention scene weren't just, like, a regular little, like, book fling.
02:53That's not your soul for me.
02:55What, your neck and V?
02:56Nothing?
02:57I don't know.
02:58You were doing little nosy-nosies.
02:59Because you whispered.
03:01And the nose just got in the way.
03:02I was, like, I'm really scared of you.
03:06Like, why are you scared of me?
03:07I just can't want you to get hurt.
03:14No, I'm not going to get hurt.
03:14It looks like me and Kathy are both interested in Joe, and I'm worried that last season could play out all over again.
03:23They made it abundantly clear that I was interested in Joe.
03:28F***.
03:28And you were, like, f*** that freaking girl quote over a random f***ing guy.
03:34I love Joe, but 9.8 times out of 10, it is just charm.
03:40It's not real.
03:42I know his game, and I know what he does.
03:44I feel cheeky.
03:46You are cheeky.
03:50Are you on the deck now?
03:51First day on deck, baby.
03:53Let's go get it.
03:54Yeah.
03:54So what we're going to do is do flats and stainless.
03:57We say flats and indies, right?
03:58No more turndowns, no more turn-ups, no more laundry.
04:02I just want to kill it and prove that I'm an asset to the deck here.
04:05Keep the guns ready, you know?
04:08Have it?
04:09Allez.
04:09Allez.
04:15Someone come.
04:16Bam!
04:17Ah, ah!
04:23Okay, let's do this.
04:25Aisha, the new stewardess is on her way.
04:27I'm kind of terrified.
04:29I was thinking about it.
04:30For an entrance.
04:31Right, go on.
04:31You know, for dancing.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Go like that.
04:34Yeah, that's a wave, bro.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Yeah, that's a entrance.
04:37That's a entrance.
04:38Wow.
04:39I'm going to do a flip-off.
04:40Yeah, yeah, flip-off.
04:41No, this was my Nathan.
04:43We was brother of arms.
04:45Oh, perfect.
04:46No, I'm horrible.
04:47No, good ones.
04:49Good imagination.
04:51You excited for the new stew, Josh?
04:53Um, I forgot about that, to be honest.
04:55This is my favorite stewardess.
04:57Right.
04:58I hope she's a lesbian.
05:02Hey, hey, hey.
05:03Oh, s***.
05:04Oh, la, la.
05:04Classy mademoiselle.
05:06Wow.
05:07This is gorgeous.
05:08Here we go.
05:08You're welcome.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:18I'm a hugger.
05:19Oh, you're a hugger.
05:21Hi, I'm Kathy.
05:22Nice to meet you.
05:23See, we remind you of like a little young Mary Poppins.
05:26She's like a spoonful of sugar.
05:28Do you know I'm a princess already?
05:29That's her.
05:31She's gorgeous.
05:33Hi.
05:34How's that?
05:35Yeah, I'm so glad you're a hugger.
05:38Hi, I'm Aisha.
05:39I'm Kathy.
05:40She's absolutely stunning.
05:42I'm Kathy.
05:42It's so nice.
05:44It's really sexy.
05:46I'm so excited.
05:47I'm the epitome of a yacht stew because I am bossy, organized.
05:53I'm a clean freak, but I'm also super glamorous.
05:57You're going to be on breakfast, morning shift.
06:00Okay.
06:00With me, it's extra or nothing at all.
06:03When are we picking up?
06:04Today.
06:05Okay.
06:06Three hours.
06:06Let's go.
06:07Excuse me, I was watching your eyes, but what's your name again?
06:10Kathy.
06:11Kathy.
06:11I'm glad because I didn't remember yours either.
06:13Yeah, perfect.
06:13My eyes too.
06:14Kathy, Max.
06:15And Max.
06:16Pleasure.
06:17I'm going to see you later.
06:19Okay, so this is going to be your cabin in here.
06:22So you're just going to get changed?
06:23Yeah.
06:23Nice, lax and cute.
06:25My pleasure.
06:26Sorry, I don't cheat on you, baby.
06:27Don't cheat on me.
06:28I don't cheat on you.
06:29I just hit my finger real hard.
06:33Just main cracking on for a minute.
06:34Yeah, of course, bro.
06:35Let me go for a few things with V.
06:37Yeah.
06:37How are you doing?
06:38I'm really well.
06:39I've been over in America for this season.
06:42I'm a chief steer on another yacht.
06:43My God.
06:44Oh, wait, so this is your rotation?
06:46Yes, I'm on my off time now.
06:47I just get bored.
06:48That's the anchor prepped.
06:49You'll just open this.
06:51The chain's going to start feeding out.
06:52Yeah, it's yellow.
06:54Okay.
06:55Aisha, Aisha, can you please come to the bridge?
06:57Ooh.
06:58Coffee, shall I bring candy?
07:00Yes, please.
07:01Let's go.
07:02Cute, love orange.
07:04When we do a wash down, we'll store sofas in there.
07:07In the gym.
07:07Which one is your favorite?
07:08Victoria, but he wouldn't want a man like me because I'm not after a relationship.
07:12So that is your essentials.
07:14Hi.
07:14Hi, welcome.
07:16Nice to meet you.
07:17Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:20Aisha's a great leader.
07:22I've been looking at your CV, and you're a chief stew.
07:25Yeah, I've been a chief stew for two years.
07:29Oh, my God, I love this.
07:33F*** you.
07:35We're beginning charter today.
07:37Sounds good.
07:37Thank you so much.
07:39What's her name?
07:39Kathy.
07:40She's a f***ing chief stew.
07:43I feel like my life is about to turn into living hell.
07:45Why?
07:45She won't be in laundry.
07:47At the end of the day, she signed up for this,
07:50and if she doesn't want to f***ing do it,
07:51that's the door.
07:53Deck crew, deck crew,
07:55let's meet on the main deck aft
07:57for our preference sheet meeting now, please.
07:59All right, Joshy-washy.
08:00Girls, we're going to look over our preferences.
08:03Good morning, Captain.
08:05Good morning, Joe.
08:06Here we go, my sweet, lovely interior team.
08:09Aren't we amazing?
08:10This is a cool charter.
08:11We've never done one like this before.
08:13Joe is the founder and CEO of a wealth management company.
08:16Love that.
08:16He has enlisted his personal matchmaker, Amy.
08:20Amy is well-known in her field
08:21for setting up unique opportunities for her clients,
08:23but this is the first time
08:24she has ever hosted a singles event for a client
08:26while they are chartering a yacht.
08:28She has six eligible women to join him on this trip
08:32with the hopes of finding love.
08:35The question is,
08:37who is he going to choose
08:38out of all these beautiful women?
08:40The primary single Joe
08:41is coming on with six birds,
08:44but I'm a bad guy for only wanting to,
08:46you know?
08:48Night one will be a masquerade ball
08:50with all of the women.
08:51Night two,
08:52all of the women that are still on the yacht
08:54will have dinner together with Joe.
08:55After their final breakfast,
08:57if Joe has made a lasting connection
08:59with one of the women,
08:59he may leave the yacht
09:00with his new love interest.
09:04We're going to board the vessel
09:05with Joe and Amy,
09:06the matchmaker,
09:07at 12 o'clock.
09:08We're going to head back to Matter Road,
09:10drop anchor.
09:11You guys will tender in
09:12and bring on the remaining guests.
09:14Nice.
09:16Oh, goodness.
09:17I can't deal with this.
09:19Like, it's stressing me out.
09:20It's just bird s***
09:21that we need to get rid of.
09:22F***ing love bird s***.
09:23This is too much.
09:24This is a lot of what's going on.
09:27Ah!
09:27I've made a mess.
09:28Are you sorting out crew, miss?
09:30Yeah, sorting it out
09:31and clearing it all.
09:32Perfect.
09:36I have super power.
09:38Oh, I love these ones.
09:46So much better.
09:48Perfect.
09:49That's great.
09:50Nice, please.
09:51You're going to look great.
09:53All crew, all crew.
09:54Guest arrival in five minutes.
09:56Copy.
09:56The crew, miss, looks so good.
09:59Thanks, babe.
10:00Here we go.
10:01Here we go.
10:01Hello, welcome on Bob.
10:03Do you reckon he's going to go down on one knee?
10:04In four days.
10:05If he does, he's f***ing mental.
10:07You've done a very nice role.
10:09Live those ways, yeah?
10:10Okay.
10:11There they are.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:13This is going to be a fun charter.
10:15Like the matchmaker cruise.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Hello.
10:18Hi, guys.
10:19Let's go.
10:19Coming up.
10:22In the next night, huh?
10:23Oh, now I'm like, single.
10:25Single.
10:26Single.
10:27Single.
10:28You single, single now?
10:29Yeah.
10:29Wow.
10:30Oh, la, la.
10:30Yes.
10:31Oh, no.
10:32She's single now.
10:34She's ready to cause some f***ing drama.
10:35I have a good feeling about this.
10:45I have some pretty amazing people coming.
10:47Oh, I don't doubt it.
10:49This is weird.
10:50Hello.
10:52Oh, God, he looks old.
10:53I'm Joe.
10:53Nice to meet you.
10:54Nice to meet you.
10:55I'm Sandy.
10:55Hi, Joe.
10:56I'm Amy.
10:57Very nice to meet you.
10:57Josh.
10:58Josh, pleasure.
10:59Nice to meet you.
10:59Nice to meet you.
11:00Thank you so much.
11:01Joe and Amy, we are so happy that you chartered the vessel.
11:05This is pretty amazing.
11:06Our hope for you is you find your love by the time we get back.
11:09So Aisha's going to show you around the boat.
11:12Awesome.
11:12Yay.
11:13Here we go into the main salon.
11:16Joe, you're not down here, but I'll show you guys the lower cabin anyway.
11:20He's got his own primary suite.
11:22Who's making the matter?
11:23Don't I have any say up in this bitch?
11:25Imagine being that rich that you'd be like, I want a girlfriend.
11:28Let me charter you up.
11:29These two cabins are twins.
11:32We've got one king and one queen.
11:34I'll take this one.
11:35Okay.
11:35Yeah, perfect.
11:36This is just for two of them.
11:37We have the primary suite.
11:40So you've got more than enough room for company.
11:43We're going to have to talk things out here.
11:45Yes, maybe you two could come in here and be like, look.
11:49Get with it.
11:52No.
11:53I take, I take, I take.
11:55It's fine.
11:55Okay.
11:56Woohoo.
11:57Wine face in here.
11:59Beautiful.
12:00Here we have our sun deck.
12:04So this is where we'll do our dinner service.
12:06Perfect.
12:06Oh, I'm fine with that.
12:08And then when we're at anchor, the ladies will join us.
12:12Let's prep for departure.
12:13It all starts, girl.
12:14It's not turning back.
12:15No.
12:16Clearly, I've been replaced already.
12:17Do you know what cowl Captain Sundy has?
12:21He gave me a bath mat.
12:22She has one, a gray one.
12:24Is it like a huge gray one or is it a normal size gray one?
12:27I think she has a normal size.
12:28We're ready to depart.
12:29Copy.
12:31Okay, throw it.
12:32Yeah.
12:34Oh, wow.
12:35Look at you.
12:36The soccer skills.
12:37Okay, that's all lines on board.
12:39Can you just say you played?
12:40Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
12:41What position?
12:43Of course.
12:43Oh, of course, right?
12:44That's no looking forward to it.
12:46Of course, I played for 15 years.
12:47Of course.
12:47So no, it's fine.
12:48You get all the credit.
12:49Exactly.
12:49Holding three meters port side, you're clear to swing.
12:53Finally, Nathan has an experienced deck team so he can do his job properly.
12:58His test as a bosun starts now.
13:02Port bow, 25 meters.
13:04Excellent job.
13:05Excellent job.
13:06What a gorgeous view.
13:07Have you had, like, a terrible relationship in the past?
13:12Several.
13:12Many.
13:13What's your, like, what's your dating history been like?
13:15I mean, nothing of any consequence in the last few years.
13:18Yeah.
13:18You know, some good people out there just don't, they don't necessarily, you don't always.
13:22It's hard to find.
13:23The worst date that I've had was this guy that I was sleeping with.
13:28Ran me a bath.
13:29And he used dishwashing liquid instead of bubble bath.
13:32So then I wake up the next morning and I'm covered head to toe in this giant rash.
13:38So I hope Bachelor Joe has a much better time having a first date on a super yacht in Spain.
13:44And they get more particular as you get older.
13:47Exactly, you do.
13:48I don't really want to put them away.
13:49Yeah.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Totally.
13:51Totally.
13:51That was smooth.
13:53It was.
13:53It was very nice.
13:54So I've just put some crew tops in at the bottom, but everything's empty otherwise.
13:58Do you have separate bags for, like, rags and stuff like that?
14:02Okay, so it's just a floor situation.
14:04Hot, yeah.
14:05When the women get here, I can go talk to them as a group, kind of let them know what to expect.
14:10I'm going to say, okay, girls, come on up.
14:11Let's go meet Joe.
14:13We put in the naughty boys, you boys, then go short to collect the guests.
14:17Then one by one, you have a quick chat.
14:21Oh, I'm just looking for this.
14:24That's fine, you can have it.
14:27Yeah, we'll share a spit anyway, so it's fine.
14:29What?
14:30What?
14:31The car.
14:31Come on.
14:32Deck crew, deck crew, someone to the bow, please.
14:34I need someone on the anchor.
14:36Do you all want to come up?
14:36Yeah.
14:37On that way.
14:38They're all old.
14:39You're kidding.
14:39And Joe, he's going in.
14:40They're going to be king.
14:42Yeah.
14:43He's really cool.
14:44I like him.
14:45Yeah?
14:45Perfect.
14:46Yeah.
14:46Are we doing, like, a canapé service?
14:48Not a canapé service.
14:49We'll just, like, bring things up there as they're hanging out up there.
14:52Okay.
14:53Drop the anchor.
14:56Max, let's go up and do the tender.
14:58Two o'clock long stuff.
15:00Oh, I see.
15:01I'm happy.
15:02Thank you very much.
15:03Good.
15:03Coffee, that's shown down.
15:05I've come from a long history of not very successful relationships, so I have commitment issues.
15:09You did put here that you like confidence.
15:13What do you mean by that?
15:14I've dated folks that had some insecurities about themselves.
15:18You know, somehow, um, I get involved with people that need things, you know?
15:21Maybe they need some confidence in their life or somehow, you know, like...
15:24You take in the stray cats.
15:26I've been a stray cat before.
15:28Deck crew, deck crew.
15:29The guests are ready for pickup.
15:30As soon as I take them upstairs, we need to run these strawberries.
15:37Cute.
15:37And then have a plate pulled.
15:38I don't have one pulled.
15:41That would be amazing.
15:42I'm going to party.
15:44Sun's out.
15:45Our buns will be out.
15:46Oh, I think that's them.
15:50Which one do you want to put a bear on?
15:51Who I'm going to land up with?
15:52No.
15:54Can I just say that every single one of you is looking absolutely fantastic.
15:56Oh, thank you, Jo.
15:57Fantastic.
15:58This is like my perfect child, because I do actually just love love.
16:01But now I'm getting on it, and I'm getting on...
16:03Who's on your sights now?
16:04All of them.
16:05I think Bea will be upset if I get with Jo.
16:08If you do, I think she will be annoyed, and then you have to deal with it.
16:11Let's just all share.
16:13Nathan, Nathan, Jo, you're in sight.
16:15Just hang out until we bring them up.
16:17Are you excited?
16:18Excited.
16:19This is the first time you do this?
16:20I love it.
16:22These are all women who are part of my service.
16:25The match bag is a bit weird, but I'm so excited for this charter.
16:29Hi!
16:31One guest at a time.
16:32Who's he going to choose?
16:33Who's he going to be?
16:34One at a time.
16:35I know you want to make your new boy friend.
16:37He's a very eager.
16:39Let's f***ing do this!
16:42It's competition, though.
16:44Crazy.
16:53Welcome aboard Motor Yacht Broward.
16:55We're very happy to have you.
16:56I actually got it from here.
16:57Yes!
16:58Yeah!
17:00Let's go!
17:01Let's go!
17:03Are those Adidas theirs as well?
17:04Yeah.
17:05Okay.
17:05I got it.
17:06I smell each one of them.
17:07It all goes...
17:07Ladies, I cannot believe you all are here.
17:11There is a very lovely baffler who is very excited to meet all of you.
17:17And I would love to introduce you to Joseph.
17:20I'm ready, honey!
17:21There is love in the air.
17:23Oh, my gosh.
17:24It gets so hot in here.
17:29Joe!
17:30Hola!
17:31We have your wonderful guests.
17:33How are you?
17:34I'm Joe.
17:35I'm Anna.
17:36Nice to see you.
17:40Ashley!
17:40Ashley, pleasure.
17:43I'm Leah.
17:44Nice to see you.
17:45I'm giving everyone hugs.
17:46Hi, Joe.
17:48Alicia.
17:51Brooke.
17:52Brooke.
17:55Nice to meet you, Marielle.
17:56Marielle.
17:57I would like to kind of pair one by one for some one-on-one so he can get to know everybody.
18:06All right, where do you want me to go?
18:07I'm ready.
18:08Can I take some pictures of the cab, do you all right?
18:10Yeah, yeah.
18:10I just have to.
18:11Nice.
18:12Sorry.
18:12Yeah.
18:12Look at this.
18:13Here we go.
18:14I love it.
18:16What are you looking at?
18:17I'm not looking at anything.
18:18I was wondering where my tongs were.
18:22All right, Joe.
18:23Are you ready?
18:25Hi.
18:26Good to see you.
18:28Good to see you.
18:28Thank you for coming all the way down.
18:29Yeah, I know.
18:30You look amazing.
18:32I like the white.
18:33Thank you so much.
18:34Listen, this is a really hard first date to top.
18:37Good to know.
18:38Good to know.
18:39All right.
18:39Let me tell you, he's a great guy.
18:42He is a finance guy, 47, already has two kids, would love more.
18:47Yeah.
18:48But, like, he's all about chemistries, so things are negotiable.
18:51They do not need to be washed.
18:56So you're just organizing this cupboard a little bit.
18:59I was just going to fill up the soaps.
19:05What's it like?
19:06It's good.
19:06So we've got them, like, hanging out there, and I'm taking them one by one.
19:09Okay, cool.
19:11How do you reckon the statements go?
19:12When you have money, you can plan it.
19:13I'd like it the way I'd probably do it, too.
19:15Would you?
19:15Yeah.
19:16Line them up.
19:17Play them in.
19:18We definitely need some bomb photos.
19:20It's just a warm-up, because, like, this is not my official outfit for the art.
19:24Tell me about yourself.
19:29I'm an opera singer.
19:31Awesome.
19:31And I just sang for President Trump.
19:33Bad ass.
19:33I know.
19:34So fun.
19:35The speed dating.
19:36The speed dating.
19:37Yeah.
19:37My phone somehow has realized that I, like, sort of fall asleep around 9, 9.30 sometimes.
19:43You're speaking my language.
19:44And what do you do for fun?
19:45I'm working on getting my sailing certificate.
19:47Stop it.
19:48Yeah.
19:48I wish that could be a fly on the wall, but I don't want to interrupt it.
19:52I'd like to go to Brazil.
19:54Okay.
19:54You are invited to go to Brazil.
19:56Brazil, we have everything.
19:57Like, if you want to go to the beach, we have a beach.
19:59If you want to mount us.
20:01When are you up, Kizzee?
20:02I'm up next.
20:03Don't be a trap.
20:04I'm getting a f***ing smack, mate.
20:07Is that the first time in Barcelona?
20:09Yes, unfortunately.
20:10Right?
20:11Isn't that amazing here?
20:13Yes.
20:13But it can compare to Saint-Tropez.
20:15Oh, wow.
20:17And then this is Joe.
20:19So beautiful, isn't he?
20:21Is anyone else hooked up yet?
20:23Me and Joe are, like, getting quite close.
20:26I think she's quite, like, he's mine.
20:28A little wet in here.
20:29Go ahead, Gail.
20:31Oh, no.
20:31Maybe he's snuck.
20:33How'd it go?
20:34He's great.
20:35His name's really nice.
20:36Yeah, he seems like a nice cat.
20:37This is so fun.
20:38Dinner is not until when?
20:398.30, we've got dinner.
20:41Perfect.
20:41So, um...
20:42Can we make sure that there's waters in everybody's room?
20:46Yeah, there always is.
20:47Oh, there, there.
20:47Yeah, okay.
20:48Watson, not use any of these today.
20:50Max.
20:50Yo, bro.
20:51Do you want to go down till half nine?
20:52Half nine?
20:53Yeah.
20:54Joe, we'll take your shift that's rotation.
20:56Okay.
20:57Nathan, like, rely on me on day shift at the beginning,
21:00and then his best friend came, and he changed everything.
21:03Like, what the f*** is it?
21:05I'm feeling bad, and I understand that it's because I don't speak with my parents anymore.
21:11We have, like, a real bad relationship, and all this love that I lost, you know,
21:16I was, like, fanning in friendship because I was, like, having a connection with people.
21:21Very good then as well.
21:22I know.
21:24Anyways.
21:29I'm emotional, I'm emotional.
21:31But it's all good.
21:33It's okay.
21:35Slice.
21:36Girls, girls, after both of you, you can get into your nights.
21:41Coffee.
21:42I like blue eyes.
21:43Blue eyes, one day.
21:44Blue match.
21:44Yeah.
21:46Victoria.
21:47Yeah.
21:48You done absolutely fantastic today and day.
21:50Honestly.
21:50Stop.
21:52I really, I really didn't do much.
21:54You did not say anything.
21:55That's sweet.
21:56I appreciate it.
21:56He's nice.
21:58Have you had much interaction with a poodle?
22:00They're really geniuses.
22:01Yeah.
22:01He speaks English.
22:03Like, actually.
22:04He knows so many words.
22:06I've never seen anything like this charter.
22:10I can't stop watching this.
22:11My ex and I broke up beginning, like, right before the pandemic.
22:14It's just absolutely insane.
22:16I've been gluten-free since I was 16.
22:20And I'm loving every minute of it.
22:26Coming up.
22:27This isn't going to get the wrinkles out.
22:29Also, the master shower is getting damaged.
22:32I see everyone and everything as competition.
22:34She's front and center right now, and you should be front and center, or you're not good enough.
22:38Do you have Bob's mats?
22:39I just need one of those.
22:49All right, listen.
22:49I'm going to go change.
22:50Okay.
22:50All right.
22:50I'm going to see you ladies in just a minute.
22:52Okay.
22:55How much in your day?
22:56A little good.
22:57I'm going to throw a strap a little later.
22:58I'm going to be like, ass out on the deck.
23:01I need a hug.
23:04I just feel like I need a hug.
23:06You're not going to be all sweaty.
23:08That's what I like.
23:09Oh, yeah.
23:12Oh, I need to build all the stairs.
23:15Aisha.
23:16Oh, that sounds good.
23:17We've got dietries.
23:25Joe is here for love, and we can be here to support that.
23:28I want a dairy.
23:29But we've got Brooke, who's gluten-free.
23:31Anna, who's gluten-free.
23:33Marilee, who's lactose intolerant.
23:35So, I hope primary Joe finds love, but I also hope that he kicks these three women off
23:40the boat first.
23:41Jojo, we're going to start bringing the Pads and Lords and the jet ski.
24:06Coffee, how may we wait?
24:10I always should have never put the toys out in the first place.
24:14Okay, how many do we need?
24:14Eight?
24:15No.
24:16We need seven.
24:17Six girls.
24:18That's sexy.
24:20Oh.
24:21Yeah.
24:21Because it goes with the outfit, right?
24:23Oh, yeah.
24:23Let's get moseying.
24:25Nice one, bro.
24:26Who do you think it'll end up with?
24:28I don't know.
24:28There's a few good options.
24:30I reckon Leah, Alicia, or Ashley.
24:34I could never do what Joe's doing in a million years.
24:38Before Leah, I never went on official dates.
24:41I was a captain.
24:42I was always at sea.
24:43I didn't really have time for a relationship.
24:45And then I met Leah.
24:46She is my person for the rest of my life.
24:49So, we'll see you on Thursday if I'm right.
24:51Okay.
24:52I'm sweaty.
24:53I'm sweaty.
24:54What got you into your own?
24:55So, I was a surgical maxilla nurse, like teeth.
24:58I specialised in botus bone grafting and implantology.
25:01And then I had spinal surgery.
25:04Wow.
25:05And I was like, f*** this.
25:06Because I used to sit, like, five hours doing surgeries.
25:09I just couldn't do it anymore.
25:10And I've had a lot of friends in yachting already
25:11because I grew up on the Isle of Wight.
25:13I went to go to football practice
25:14and I stepped on the football pitch
25:16and something just went ping.
25:19Got into hospital, had the MRI,
25:21and the nurse said,
25:22two of your discs are touching
25:25and severing your spinal cord right now.
25:27And it tells me that I need emergency surgery.
25:29And she said,
25:30you've got a 20% chance of walking again.
25:33I woke up about eight hours later
25:35and I was focusing so hard
25:38and I wiggled my toes.
25:40And I'm so lucky to be given a second chance, really.
25:44And that's it.
25:45I came in very strong-minded.
25:47Like, I'm very career-driven and money-driven.
25:49And I came in with, like,
25:50I'm going to be a chief stew in two years.
25:53And I've done it.
25:54Asia, that's a beautiful name.
25:56So much.
25:58It is cool.
25:58Like, as a Joe, he can attest.
26:00It's kind of lame.
26:01What do you think of Joe so far?
26:03Great vibe.
26:04Yeah, angry.
26:05We're stable.
26:06We're consistent.
26:06Yeah, exactly.
26:07You know, like, we've got our jobs done.
26:09Those are great things.
26:11Still positive, though.
26:12Still positive.
26:13That's what I tell myself.
26:14We need more time to figure out who this guy is, you know.
26:18I'm just here for the yacht at the end of the day.
26:21I'm not really here for the guy.
26:22I have plenty of those in the yard.
26:24Are you finding it?
26:25Are you finding it, lady?
26:26We're having a great time.
26:27I don't know how it's going to choose,
26:29but it's going to be tough for him.
26:31Yeah, good luck, Joe.
26:33Hi, Joseph.
26:34Hello, everyone.
26:34How are we?
26:35Oh, my God, the table is beautiful.
26:37This is so cool.
26:39Girls, girls, we have lots of cabins free.
26:42Well, this is ideal.
26:44It's beautiful.
26:45Well, I can't even wear it out here, anyway.
26:47I know you said there's white in here,
26:48but there's loads of grey towels.
26:50There's just not enough towels.
26:51Also, just a few things.
26:54This is not closing.
26:58There's something behind it.
26:59This isn't going to get the wrinkles out
27:01unless we wet it, wet it.
27:04And do you have bath mats?
27:06I just need one of those.
27:07I'm so used to having to fight for my place
27:09that it's like I see everyone and everything as competition.
27:13Growing up, I was always the lead in plays
27:16or always front and centre.
27:17I know I'm not a better student than Cathy.
27:19She is such a good student.
27:21But in the back of my head,
27:23that little dancer brain is going,
27:24she's front and centre right now
27:25and you should be front and centre
27:27or you're not good enough.
27:28I can't stand it when the caddies are put back
27:30with rubbish in them.
27:31Do you want to give me the rubbish up in it?
27:32Go on.
27:33Name your biggest deal breaker in a partner.
27:36I think a lack of kindness,
27:39you know, like no empathy.
27:40You guys are so happy and present,
27:42which is huge.
27:43How did you do that?
27:44Just nice and nice little fold half
27:45and then leave the little bit out.
27:47Oh, yours is so much better than mine.
27:49I do somewhat know what I'm doing.
27:50Oh, mate, you're way more inferior than me.
27:53Have you gone flap at the top, yeah?
27:54Yes.
27:55Yeah, I have indeed.
28:00I probably should say something.
28:02Kezzy, Cathy,
28:03please come to the galley right now.
28:05Yeah.
28:11Chop, chop.
28:11Let's go.
28:13I can carry.
28:14Oh.
28:15Merrily's no dairy.
28:16Cool.
28:16I'm one.
28:16No tomatoes.
28:17Alicia.
28:18I can only carry one.
28:19Sorry.
28:19Stunning.
28:20And then the rest are all good.
28:23No tomato.
28:25Let's dart it up the stairs,
28:27but flat and nice and calm.
28:29By the way,
28:30you put a rip in your ass.
28:31No.
28:32Are you joking?
28:33I can't go to the table like this.
28:35I haven't.
28:36Keep going.
28:36Come on, let's go.
28:42But I ripped it in your ass.
28:43No.
28:44Are you joking?
28:45I can't go to the table like this.
28:46Is it going to see the front of you?
28:48What?
28:49I ripped my dress.
28:50Oh, thank you.
28:52You're welcome.
28:53Okay, guys.
28:57So, for the main,
28:59it's a summer vegetable redotto.
29:01It's not bad.
29:03Wait, guys, help me.
29:05Beautiful.
29:06Thank you so much.
29:09Was no one going to tell me?
29:11That is humongous.
29:13The guest comes first.
29:14The show must go on,
29:16even if the curtains are open.
29:18I did not think I was going to get to know Kathy
29:19this well on day one.
29:21Um, have you just got a skort
29:22that I can put underneath right now?
29:24I don't want to go wake up my cabin, mate.
29:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:27You never noticed?
29:28I never noticed it.
29:29I've been in cabins for a few hours
29:31with Kizzy bending over,
29:33and then she hasn't noticed.
29:35I'm watching her.
29:36Maybe this is her game plan.
29:38Maybe she liked what she saw.
29:39The guests come before my pride.
29:42So good.
29:42Do you cook, Joe?
29:44I actually don't mind it.
29:45I have a pretty nice little kitchen
29:46set up at the house,
29:47and my kids like to cook,
29:49which is great.
29:50Yeah, it's important.
29:52Kizzy, Kizzy,
29:53could you please clear some plates?
29:54Sophie!
29:55Let's drag this up quickly.
29:57Okay.
29:57And we got the water skis.
29:59They're stuck in the corner.
30:00You didn't forget those, did you?
30:02No, no.
30:02Okay.
30:03Is this there for you?
30:03Thank you for that.
30:05No one's eating.
30:07Jesus.
30:08These guys are not, like,
30:09food-orientated.
30:11They're so a bit sh**.
30:12I know it's good.
30:15Yeah, it's good.
30:17I saw a guy one time
30:18I went on one date with.
30:19I wore, like, a hot couture dress.
30:21I was going to an Upper East Side place
30:23where I live,
30:24and he told me,
30:25oh, it's not like you're going
30:26to a runway show.
30:27So I said, you know what?
30:28Get out of here.
30:29Life is my runway show,
30:31and if you don't like that,
30:32you should leave.
30:33Anna, possibly the Antichrist.
30:35I'm rooting for Ashley or Alicia.
30:38Anna belongs with no one
30:39except for Putin.
30:41Anna is so not.
30:42It's time.
30:43We're going to lift this one
30:44out of the way.
30:45So, ladies,
30:46we have a really special treat tonight.
30:49She sings beautifully.
30:51Oh, yes,
30:52I was hoping we'd get a song.
30:53Three times.
30:54I love you.
30:55I'm excited.
30:56All right,
30:57coming up in the boom.
30:58All right,
30:58so Kevin did up.
31:00So you can start at 6.30.
31:01Okay.
31:02No, I love you.
31:03Aren't we so lucky
31:04to have been in the
31:04with Kathy.
31:07Aren't we so lucky?
31:08Guys, I've never felt so loved.
31:10Oh, you're so welcome.
31:14Ah!
31:14Ah!
31:15Ah!
31:15Come on down.
31:21Yeah,
31:21come down right there.
31:22Right there.
31:22Layers ready for you guys
31:24in the maxillons.
31:25I'm going to just get in the middle
31:26and warm everything up.
31:28What's happening?
31:29Opera.
31:29Oh, my God.
31:46That big voice came out
31:50of that little body.
31:51This is gorgeous.
31:52Wow.
31:55What, two for a second?
31:57Yeah.
31:57That's great, dude.
31:59Before I go to bed,
32:00I want to know
32:01what you're thinking.
32:02I know tomorrow
32:03we have some variety
32:04of activities.
32:04I will have some ideas
32:06of who goes where
32:07by the time breakfast comes in.
32:09I want you to think
32:10about that a little bit tonight.
32:12I want someone
32:12to take my pictures outside.
32:14Okay.
32:14I like that you're
32:15still remaining open.
32:17And guess what?
32:17With each day,
32:18it's going to become
32:19even more, I think,
32:20clearer and clearer.
32:22I'll be honest.
32:22I feel a vibe with him.
32:24I kind of like him.
32:25Nice.
32:26I do kind of like him.
32:27I do not like that guy.
32:28Yeah?
32:29I'm sorry.
32:30He's not even hot.
32:31Like, what the f***?
32:33I've never normally,
32:33like, I am a drinker.
32:34I love a drink.
32:35But being here,
32:36I'm like...
32:37Could you also do
32:41the one on
32:42the sandig?
32:44Oh, the bench.
32:45Yeah.
32:45Of course, yeah.
32:50I'm liking this.
32:52You're the best.
32:53Oh, man.
32:53I'm into, like,
32:54the bourgeois.
32:55So, not that.
32:57No.
32:58Okay, ladies.
32:58Good night.
32:59Thank you so much.
33:00I think tomorrow's
33:01going to be a big day.
33:02We've got those IA calls.
33:03Okay, but not everybody
33:04can go.
33:05We have two people
33:06leaving.
33:07If there's not a connection,
33:09I'm leaving.
33:11Okay, see you.
33:13Oh, I want to get drunk.
33:15Oh, sorry, why am I?
33:16I'm like...
33:16I'm the next night out.
33:19I know, man.
33:20I'm the same.
33:21Now I'm, like, single.
33:23Single.
33:23Single.
33:24Single.
33:25I had a night out.
33:27Oh, don't joke.
33:28You're single, single now?
33:29Yeah.
33:29Wow.
33:30Yeah.
33:30Congratulations.
33:31Oh, la, la.
33:32Yes.
33:33Oh, no.
33:34Thank you so much.
33:36A door that I didn't even
33:39believe in just opened.
33:40I'm getting all nervous now,
33:42man.
33:42I just don't know
33:43how this is going to go down.
33:44She's single now.
33:45She's ready to cause
33:46some drama.
33:49Deck crew, deck crew,
34:09we can start hauling the anchor.
34:10Copy, captain.
34:11We'll be coming back
34:12to the dock
34:13because they're going to do
34:14onshore dating.
34:16Anchor in the pocket
34:18secure.
34:20Kizzy, she's officially
34:21single now.
34:22Jesus Christ.
34:24Are you going to try?
34:25I'll go with the floor.
34:26Are you going to try?
34:27I'll see.
34:28I'll see what happens.
34:29Exactly.
34:30See what happens.
34:31Is it a new perfume?
34:32Yes.
34:33Is it a new perfume,
34:34madame?
34:34You have the night,
34:35you have the morning.
34:36I love it when you notice.
34:39Good morning.
34:39Good morning, ladies.
34:40You guys have got the spot
34:42right here.
34:43This is fantastic.
34:44Do you want me to head
34:45to the master?
34:46Yes.
34:47Good morning.
34:47You look amazing.
34:48Good to see you.
34:48You guys are up early.
34:50Deck crew, deck crew,
34:51ETA to the entrance
34:52of the port
34:53is 15 minutes.
34:54Call me, captain.
34:55Cute.
34:56Love.
34:57Love.
34:58Thanks.
35:00You better be careful.
35:02You put out the fenders
35:03and I'll sort out the lines.
35:05Yeah.
35:05Got it.
35:07Hi, we've got more.
35:08Good morning.
35:09I'm good to see you.
35:11Nathan, we're all ready
35:12on the stand.
35:13Fee, you're on port side again.
35:15Sounds good.
35:16Talk to me, Nathan.
35:1825 meters,
35:19grand line,
35:20stabber side.
35:21You make three.
35:21It can roll out
35:22and this is my throne.
35:24You're free to swing it around,
35:26cap.
35:27Switching to port wing.
35:2812 meters and closing.
35:30Port quarter to excellence.
35:3215 meters to the dock.
35:34Go ahead,
35:35throw them ashore.
35:37Perfect.
35:38Fee 100% leads with her heart
35:40and to have someone like that
35:42on board our team
35:43is tremendous
35:44and I'm super, super proud of Fee.
35:47Nice work, everyone.
35:48Thanks, Cap.
35:49Can I speak with you downstairs
35:51for a second?
35:52Yes, Liam.
35:52Perfect, Dawkins.
35:53You're quick with the lines.
35:55You think so?
35:56Yeah, it's good.
35:57We need to decipher
35:58who is going on these activities
36:00with you
36:01so we can tell them
36:02to get ready.
36:03Probably Alicia
36:04and Marilee.
36:06Perfect.
36:07And then
36:07is there anyone
36:08that you simply think
36:10not for me?
36:11Ooh, it's, um,
36:13Brooke and Leah
36:14are someone
36:14I'm not going to
36:15pursue anything with.
36:17Okay.
36:19I'm not sure
36:19there's anything there
36:20at this stage
36:20so that's where
36:21I'm at right now.
36:22Yeah.
36:22Okay.
36:23I'm going to let them know
36:24and then say goodbye to them.
36:25Yeah, yeah.
36:27Max is growing on me.
36:29Not that he wasn't
36:30but, um,
36:31he just keeps complimenting
36:32when I,
36:32even when I change perfumes.
36:35He's like the only one
36:35that actually, like,
36:36notices anything.
36:37Can you come downstairs
36:38with me for a second?
36:39Yeah, sure.
36:40Joe's got himself
36:41in a truffle again.
36:42What's going on?
36:43He loves a truffle
36:44and wait till you see him
36:46with a drink in them.
36:47I know,
36:47I'm all these, like,
36:48quite keen on them.
36:50Yeah.
36:51Joe just wants a bit of fun.
36:52I know,
36:53but he needs to do that
36:54without buttering people up
36:55too much.
36:55Yeah, yeah.
36:56And then I think he's king.
36:57Yeah, I understand.
36:59I wanted to personally tell you
37:00Joseph didn't connect
37:02as much with you.
37:05Yeah,
37:05I just didn't feel that either.
37:07He's not for me.
37:08He felt that he wasn't
37:10having a connection with you.
37:12There are so many
37:13great girls here.
37:15Thank you so much, Brooke.
37:16No, thank you for inviting me.
37:17He's just insecure.
37:20Joe.
37:21Yo!
37:21You have 10 minutes,
37:22so if you want to pop off,
37:23I'll do this.
37:23bro.
37:24Guess who we picked.
37:25Who do we picked in late?
37:26Brooke and Leah.
37:29Um,
37:30not Anna.
37:31We definitely have to do
37:32the bikini content today.
37:33I did not see that coming.
37:35You heard Leah sing last night
37:38and you're really
37:39sending her off over.
37:40I have acted
37:41some private clubs
37:41we can go to.
37:42And now we're stuck
37:43with entitled little bitch.
37:45What's your name?
37:46Anna Panna McFanna.
37:48It's not Anna.
37:50Oh.
37:51Oh.
37:51Oh, okay.
37:54Anna,
37:54she was like saying
37:55disgusting things
37:56and she's not even leaving.
37:58For f***ing sakes.
37:59Anna's not there
38:00for bachelor joy at all.
38:02F***.
38:03Enjoy Barcelona.
38:05I can't wait
38:05to see what's going
38:06to happen.
38:07At least a gluten freeze
38:08off the boat,
38:09eh?
38:11Whatever.
38:15Coming up.
38:16I want you to want to
38:16piece in here.
38:17There'll be a melody.
38:19Okay.
38:19I've got no problem
38:21with you shaking
38:22the town black and blue
38:23as long as everyone
38:24is aware
38:25that that's what
38:25you're doing.
38:26Mama said her peace.
38:36Joe would love
38:37if you and Marilee
38:39went on the first
38:40date activity
38:41with him.
38:42Two on one time.
38:44Wow.
38:44What is the most
38:46spontaneous thing
38:48you've ever done?
38:49I, the same day,
38:51decided I was going
38:52to the Cannes Film Festival
38:53with a person I didn't know.
38:55I went on the red carpet,
38:56click, click,
38:57next day flew out.
38:58Oh my God.
38:59Oh my God.
39:01Wow.
39:01You ready for this?
39:02Yeah, I am.
39:03Nice to see you.
39:04Nice to see you.
39:05Hi, Joe.
39:06You ready for this?
39:06Yeah, man.
39:07Let's go.
39:07Two Joes in one day.
39:10It's a lot.
39:12Very excited.
39:13Can I have to go,
39:13everyone?
39:14Yes.
39:15Amazing, thank you.
39:17Your eye just cleaned
39:18right here.
39:20Merle.
39:23Are you close
39:24with your parents?
39:24Yeah, they're great.
39:26It's awkward as well.
39:27Do you have siblings?
39:28It's perfect.
39:31It's just up here,
39:32I think.
39:32There we go.
39:33Oh, this is cool.
39:35Please come in
39:35and sit.
39:36So, welcome
39:37to our mosaic workshop.
39:39I'm going to do a frame,
39:40yeah.
39:41We've got to focus here.
39:42This is going to be intense.
39:43This is actually
39:43my idea of like
39:44an accent day.
39:45Yeah, I like,
39:46I like this.
39:47I want to go
39:47do something.
39:48Exactly.
39:49What's your favorite color?
39:50I'm going to say blue
39:51for now.
39:52Let's go with blue.
39:52I would have assumed.
39:53Mine's hot.
39:53I think I have
39:55some hot pink shirts
39:56and my golf gear.
39:57Yes.
39:57Yeah.
39:58I love that.
39:58You're just...
39:59That was perfect.
40:01Danger zone over there.
40:02At this point,
40:03I'm just going to go
40:03for abstract.
40:04I want you
40:05to put a piece in here.
40:06Yeah?
40:06It'll be a memory.
40:07You'd see me sweat
40:08for the first time.
40:09You were sweating
40:10all the way.
40:11That was like,
40:11you did great.
40:13Maybe I was made
40:14of sweat.
40:18Okay.
40:20That's perfect.
40:22Yeah.
40:23I like it.
40:23Okay, let's see
40:24the reveal of you guys.
40:26Oh, I like that.
40:29Oh, no,
40:29that's really good.
40:31Everyone did so good.
40:32Thank you all so much.
40:34Good job, guys.
40:35This was a wonderful
40:36experience.
40:37How did it go?
40:38I mean, I think
40:38Leah was a little shocked.
40:40But it's Joe's...
40:41Joe's charter.
40:42I love this.
40:43I wish we could do
40:43every charter like this.
40:45If you're kidding me,
40:45this would be amazing.
40:47No, this would be
40:48said like one of the boys.
40:49What do you reckon?
40:50Yeah, that's about it.
40:51No, no, true.
40:52Because I'm not looking
40:52for anything proper.
40:54Let's just have a good day.
40:55Why should I?
40:58You're cool.
40:59I know.
41:00You're cool.
41:00I love it.
41:02It's like a basketball.
41:04Ladies, this was fantastic.
41:05Thank you so much.
41:06That refresh.
41:07How was it?
41:08Was it fun?
41:08It was so much fun.
41:10We actually just got on
41:10really well.
41:11We didn't have a laugh.
41:14What was the vibe
41:17slated with Jessie?
41:18Very fun.
41:19Yeah.
41:22God, women's
41:23always been my problem.
41:26What are you guys
41:27doing now?
41:29We're having
41:29women's chats.
41:30Did he tell you
41:30what I said?
41:31I've got no problem
41:32with you shagging the town
41:33black and blue.
41:35Yes.
41:35That's absolutely fine.
41:36As long as everyone
41:37that you do that with
41:39is aware that
41:40that's what you're doing.
41:41I'd be an air forward
41:41that is messed up.
41:42I know.
41:42It's just a constant
41:44loop of torture.
41:46Well, maybe you need to
41:47take some time to reflect
41:49because who's the common
41:50denominator?
41:51Me.
41:52Yep.
41:53I need Joe to take this
41:54seriously because this
41:56has got the potential to
41:57totally blow the boat up.
42:00Mama's said her peace.
42:01Thank you, Mama.
42:07Next on Below Deck Med.
42:08There's fingerprints here,
42:09look.
42:10Bros, yeah.
42:10I'm 1,000 million pesos.
42:12Are you going to
42:12bet your mole or are you
42:13going to crack on with
42:14the job?
42:15No one is on deck.
42:17I don't want to see all
42:18three of you in a crew mess.
42:19Someone needs to be on
42:20this one platform.
42:21I need to get control
42:22of this team ASAP.
42:24I'm guessing right now,
42:26I'm going to steal him.
42:27What the f***?
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